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Been to a houseparty today lads edition

houseparty tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke8jkogx63M
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PLEASE tell me there's been a new meme or gimmick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i9LFVBznhE

this is what i got up to tonight lads, tell me what you think x
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Just fucked Rachel lads with my "big dick"
*Looks at the mirror shirtless and flexes*
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>>61937990
*glass breaks*
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fedora
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susan sarandon is a top milf
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When is the just a fart sticking to you/better check in the bathroom cutoff point?

I give it 15 minutes if I'm stationary. Follows me between rooms I start panicking
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Speaking as she collected the Spectator's Politician of the Year award last week, the 57-year-old said: 'This is the second good thing that's happened to me today because this morning, the Daily Mail asked: "Is Theresa May the new Cara Delevingne?"
'For those of you who don't know, she is 21, a supermodel and one of the most beautiful in the world - so I think we can safely say that the answer to that has to be filed by John Rentoul as a question, to which the answer is no.'
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>>61938056
I don't understand the premise
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>>61938037
>runs over
the paki flipped over the fucking thing. that's what the little shitskin gets for standing in the middle of the road
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>>61938037
>filename
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>>61938068
Talking about suspicions of following through
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>>61937962
Went to one house party last year
Wish I got invited to more
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>>61937962
proper choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrVYzwXabAM
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is theresa may the new cara delevigne?
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>>61938093
FONT
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Listenin to lean and contemplating suicide desu
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https://i.reddituploads.com/e9c2cfbcedbd4872a56575926dea58ba?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=92975ef1bd7f376479610a74c6de3e56

We're all now internet celebrities
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>>61938037
>car runs over boy

nah if you are having rocks thrown at your car by hooded people and they are in the road, they're fair game to mow down to escape.
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>>61938158
virus DO NOT CLICK
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>>61938137
hello 2011
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>>61938158
>tfw made it
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>>61938137
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>>61938158
dirus DO DOT DICK
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is this accurate?
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>>61938158
>botty boo
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>>61938158
janny they're spreading nonceware again
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>>61938202
this is a prime webm
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Me on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiQrwBZZWlk
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>>61938158
>had to draw a gazelle doing something inane and link it in IRC to reactivate a private tracker account
>only twenty views on imgur

Deserved better than this
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Cant sleep because i had a nap earlier haha. Just had a thought though. Anyone else find it VERY strange that Tim tends to autistically mention the full name of a person in his videos e.g stephen elliot from Oxford health but has NEVER mentioned the Dentist's name?
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>>61938250
He can't pronounce it
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During the day this general goes faster than I can read.
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>>61938250
he probably didn't even bother to learn it the paranoid cunt
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>>61938250
he introduced himself to tim the first time as "sunshine"
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>>61938250
Link to vid
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unironically sent oxford health a link to tim's youtube haha
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>>61938250
business idea: google the dentist practice then find the dentists facebook profile and make memes out of his pictures
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>a bunch of single guys drawing japanese cartoon girls for their own enjoyment
is there anything more pathetic?
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>>61938283
Steve Erwin dying, best day of my life.
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>>61938250
maybe he doesn't know the dentist's name
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>>61938250
Alri tim
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who /perlon/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMKm0tp3bcs
hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBes3XLYNoo
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>i want you out of business you got that?
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;_;
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>>61938296

Of the Dentist's appearance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
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>>61938281
these threads are awful during the day

that's why i sleep all day now
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>>61938339
Was this the dentists first meeting with Tim?
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How did Tim become a meme? Why are you following the activities of a mentally ill man?
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>>61938291
fucking lel
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bantaaa
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>>61938323
>/perlon
massive label, la. love their stuff
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Redditors and /pol/tards have completely distorted the original meaning of a redpill
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>>61938358
because it's funny
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>>61938376
seeing how deep the rabbit hole goes?
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https://www.oasisdentalcare.co.uk/dentalign/practices/dentalign-orthodontics-marlow/about-us/our-people/

based Vinny
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>>61938330
wait, he's 22?

i thought reviewbrah was like 15
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>>61938339
This is genuinely scary. Why are you doing this?
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making a wank
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>>61938376
this
look at the load of shitty "pill" memes floating about now
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going to bed now

cya
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>>61938339
these videos remind me of that fucking loon who made thousands of videos of him with model trains and model train cities and shit.

genuinely like serial killer tier behaviour
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>>61938406
need (You) out of business sunshine
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>>61938400

my 3 gfs at the bottom of the page
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vinsterzzzzz

https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=100009178787785
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>>61938330
>deep dish depression
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>>61938358
We had to find someone after we got bored of kev
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fill me in on tim
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>>61938406
no one is doing anything.
We are just watching the show on youtube whilst we can
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>>61938330
don't trust this image enough to believe it
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>>61938445
This actually looks like him. That was fast.

Who here /vinny/?
Who here /timmy/?
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>hello?
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>>61938330
wheres this filename from?
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>>61938339
holy fuck did you notice the like 50 bottles of purell he has?
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>>61938445
Tell him to save tim
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>>61938474
Tumblr
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>>61938478
he probably fucking hates tim. he just tries to make conversation and be friendly so that tim doesn't freak the fuck out and stab him 360 times with scissors.

i'd have reported tim yonks ago if i were him.
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vinny vs timmy 2016 PPV BOXOFFICE
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>>61938437
tim wouldnt hurt a fly
team moose on the other hand
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>>61938478
done.
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It is important that nobody interacts with Vinny or Timmy. We need to see this come to its natural conclusion of Tim's inevitable rampage after he gets denied by the Voice and X factor
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>>61938470
alright you've been messing me around for God knows how long and I need you to stop posting right now sunshine
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>>61938539
>>61938523
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saw a 12 year old lose her top in the pool today
can't say I was not impressed
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>>61938523
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>61938521
nah imo tims a time bomb before he hits the roof and does something violent
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>>61938523
for heavens sake do it properly
that said, laughed
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>>61938523
There's always some cunt like this.
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J U S T
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>>61938538
his mom looks a little like darla crane. damn...
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/10/man-arrested-81-year-marlow-woman-dead-albertina-choules

she shouldn't have been messing Tim about tbf
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>>61938523
why
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need my willy sucked right now
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>>61938538
VERY cute gif
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>>61938538

Looks like the gay kid from School of Rock desu.
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I want you put out of business.
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>>61938523
>3 notifications

fuck off normie twat
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What did Tim do before losing his fucking marbles?

Seems to have a nice apartment
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>>61938568
kinda this. At the moment he seems to just think that people are deliberately trying to piss him off, if he starts suggesting he feels threatened by anyone im literally gonna put in a tip to the police and to oxford health
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Got my willy sucked last night and she kept having her teeth in the way cause ive got a bit of a chubby dick bit annoying though
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Should I fire my bf? He tried to feed me raw steak.
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>>61938649
>oxford health knocks on the door
>alri tim, we're here to help
>*hear a bang from inside*
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>>61938649
leave are tim alone you big girls blouse
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APPROVED GIMMICKS

>fampai
>doing a poo
>replying to yourself
>pakis
>replying to posts without quoting
>wahey
>walking man
>being australian and thinking your opinion matters
>tim
>farage
>business idea: [excellent business idea]
>cara
>sersh
>kpop

if you aren't on this list you just aren't good enough, sorry
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>it was around AUGUST last year 2015. He had multiple videos of him harassing the staff of Sainsburys almost daily. As soon as the mental health team popped up this year they were all deleted. I'm gutted as this trouser falling down episode was fucking amazing.

LINK NOW
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>>61938659
pull them out with pliers
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>>61938659
Post willy
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>>61938659
hate that as well, also when they mash when kissing uff
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>>61938538
he would make a good girl
he got the wrong gender 2bh
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>>61938690
>>cara
>>sersh
>>kpop
literally fuck off back to /cum/ and stay there
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>>61938637
he had his own business until he #gotwoke
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>>61938683
I said rare, it's the accent
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made the list, whew
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>>61938707
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>>61938710
does Tim just operate on a higher ethereal plane than us?
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>>61938727
Cara is a beautiful lad
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>>61938637
Bit of extra work.

He clearly had his marbles at some point.

Pretty sad really tb͏h.

http://www.total-talent.com/uk/talent/profile/timothy-byrne
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>>61938712
No, I asked for medium
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Why the fuck am I watching a mentally ill man showing me around his house at 3 am on a Monday?
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>>61938690
Got put in the naughty corner for kpop earlier so that's definitely unapproved
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Life: the worst gimmick of all.
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>>61938751
Sorry, I had never done it before. Blowjob to make up for it?
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>>61938691
this
though a comment says they've been deleted
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>>61938737
he was exposed to large doses of immortal technique by passing youths one night and flooded his third eye with dmt.

his 3rd eyes pupil is now permanently dilated and his chakras are at near nirvana levels
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>>61938768
lewd
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You alright Tim?
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tell me about tim

why does he repeatedly and voluntarily doxx himself? does anyone ever send him pizzas?
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>>61938768
cornwall
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>>61938753

>tfw i usually watch about 20-25 minutes of Tim's daily uploads just to see if anything odd happens

kill me

>>61938758

Just remembered my life has no meaning haha
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>>61938737
I took the time to sit through a good number of his videos

its interesting watching the different story arcs develop
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>>61938783
even arseholes on the internet feel sorry for him
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>>61938637

wealthy relatives perhaps
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>>61938798
did you see him get cheeky to the bloke passing him today?
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>>61938782
me cumming on the window
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>>61938798
life has meaning for us hedonists
it's great, actually
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he sweats so much I'm worried about his health - secondary to his ensuing murder-suicide
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>>61938768
I'm not giving you a blowjob for fucking up my steak
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why won't girls let me lick their bumholes lads?
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>>61938749
thought this post would get at least one (You) desu :[
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>I dont want you in the video, you're not interesting enough
>Video consists of pointing at dentists

This is comedy gold
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>life has meaning for us hedonists
>it's great, actually
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>>61938826
ahahhahahahahahahahAHahAHAHHAHAhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhhhhaahhahahahahaahhaha
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>>61938830
I think you misunderstood, so I'll give you two to settle things
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>>61938842
cuz u ain't black
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>>61938690

>a yank giving a list of approved gimmicks

uh june 23rd was our independence day and we have taken back sovereignty to choose our own gimmicks thx xx
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>>61938829
that's how he makes his money - he is the source of bio-oil
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The sun is BRIGHT
The Huns are SHITE
FUCK THE ORANGE
It's GREEN and WHITE
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>>61938749

(Tim at 1:03)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
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>>61938826
alri gilfoyle

>>61938749
good effort lad, he's almost handsome
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>>61938822

ive got his videos on in the background now. Is it when he said the guy was bad at driving? you got a link to the video
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>>61938842
Anon, I poop from there
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>>61938865
I'm incompatible with receiving blowjobs
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do love a good tim discussion
reckon vinny knows about the channel?
any predictions for the post-eviction arc coming up?
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>>61938862
uhmm sorry I don't mean to be rude but are you all right? you seem a bit...... odd
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>>61938842
Shit pipes are gross

>Finger fucking a girl from the behind into another dimension
>look at my finger afterwards
>Visible amount of shit debris

Why would you want to tongue that haha x
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>>61938904
No, two medium steaks
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this guy is going to get his head kicked in fucking hell
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>>61938899
Not right now you don't :3
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Lads I'm about to do a poo

aaah

aaaaaaaah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>At least one of us will end up like Tim
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>>61938930
I don't trust you not to poison me
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>>61938885
>just a few years ago he hadnt completely lost his marbles
scared for the future lads
dont want a mental/physical thing out of my control 2bh
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/choon/

https://youtu.be/nu1Io413hQM

>/perlon/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilOc_kgQ7C8&feature=youtu.be&t=513

8:33 lads.

tim's off his trolley
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>>61938920
thats not normal if i was being honest
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>>61938920
>haha x
not on the list of acceptable gimmicks lad
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>>61938896
see
>>61938961
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Located in Hazlemere, near High Wycombe. I have some acting/extra experience, and seek to gain some more and broaden my horizons. I like to try and keep reasonably fit by walking a lot. I enjoy sporty persuits e.g Golf, Skiing.
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>>61938961
Dont mess me around sunshine
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>>61938967
She wasn't lying on her back she had her arse in the air so my hand was making contact with the zone
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>>61938907

The videos could end or not include the second half of walking about. Unless his paranoia means he starts suspecting new people around him. We would be entering the unknown desu

>>61938961
>>61938986

Howling lad. Thanks
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Specific Skills
Can play a few songs on Piano
Interesting Past Experiences
Have travelled a bit:
- spent one year on academic exchange to UCSB, Santa Barbara California
- worked at Summer Camp in North Carolina USA for 1 summer
- University in Stirling Scotland
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>>61938961
>reviewbrah knows about tim

what is this sorcery? i was literally just watching one of his reviews
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>>61938961
>puts his bare had in the bin and pulls rubbish out
alright tim might be a bit dangeroux
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>>61938961
Why the fuck has reviewbrah posted on this video
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>>61939031
still should be pretty clean tbf

no excuse not to be
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>>61938950
I'll hire a gourmet chef and a food taster
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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 06/07/2016
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>>61939041

I must ask what on earth is the context of this picture

Tim do you know how the radiator works
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>>61939043
>>61939048

meme magic
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Has Tim ever acknowledged any of the comments he gets on his videos?
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>>61939043
ere hang on a second
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*lets it go*
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>>61939061
delete this sunshine

got banned for this shit before
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>>61939043
THE MEMES ARE TOO DEEP
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I HATE COMING HERE AND SEEING THE NAME TIM BESMIRCHED

IT'S HARD BEING A TIM AS IT IS
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>>61939056
Yeah without a doubt that's my point women are gross
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>>61938961
REVIEWBRAH CONFIRMED /BRIT/ POSTER
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>>61939077
Don't mess me around sunshine
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having a good blaze it lads
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New tat lads

rate
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This Tim business is making me sad lads

:^(

Lad's going to end up screaming nonsense in a white-walled room for the rest of his life
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His twitter's pretty bizzarro too

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/media
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REVEAL YOURSELF REVIEWBRAH
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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 05/07/2016
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>>61939088
as long as we dont interact with anyone involved its fine
reviewbrah and that nonce that contacted vinny ruining it though
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which one of you fucking autists made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jv9cWp-coM
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>>61938961
is he even speaking English!!!!
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>yfw Tim is a fucking normie
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>>61939043
he also commented on a delivery one

"how dare they make a delivery to your building"
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>>61939102
>>61939086
>>61939048
Newfags he regularly posts on Tim videos
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>>61939136
chi
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https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc

it's like he's uploading reaction images
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Just downloaded a bunch of WWI photos with context lads.
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>>61939148
this desu.

there's a video where reviewbrah comments on how he's been watching tims videos way back to when he used to chase sainsbury's employees.
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>>61939164
>Those suggested groups
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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 04/07/2016
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>>61939159
don't be a pukey la, la
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Genuinely scary
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did a wank and it got on my chest and neck
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Find it funny imagining the innumerable amount of things that could be ticking him off here.
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>>61939164
>suggested groups
mirth
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was working the other night and my manager just turns around to me and says "I hate pakis"

Woah! Bit bloody racist eh? Can I get him fired?
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>>61939208
Hello? Are you okay? Tim you need help.
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31.5 hours, lads.
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>>61939113
he literally posts the same images and captions over and over every day
>>
>when you've pumped out 4 "Rainy Days and Mondays" videos put you still gotta do Hey Jude
>>
>>61939185
>back to when he used to chase sainsbury's employees.


LINK
>>
>>61939253
Till what?
>>
>>61939248
Get him fired and take his job
>>
>>61939226
>"Alri, my name's Tim - this ones called 'Playing with the dentist's blood"
>>
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>61939253
What's it like, retards banging drums and burning shit? 12th must be like somalia.
>>
Could someone fill me in on this ebin Tim meme?
>>
What the fuck...

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1003191079710054&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1468204448.&type=3&theater
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Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 02/07/2016
>>61939251
don't mess with me sunshine
>>
>>61939323
pineal gland removal
>>
willy wanker
>>
it's mad going through his facebook periods from the first one to the latest

he use to look so normal, and a laugh desu
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>>61939323
lewd tims are best tims
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>>61939323
quite/// disturbing
>>
>>61939323
Ah I see you know win good as well? Good friend of mine.
>>
>>61939323
PINEAL GLAND REMOVAL CONFIRMED

STAY WOKE!!!!! DON'T DRINK TAP WATER OR GET SURGERY!!!!!!!!
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>>61939323

UTTERLY HOWLING lad
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>>61939323
open right inguinal hernia
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>>61939342
>don't mess with me sunshine
cant even do the gimmick right
>>>/cum/
>>
>>61939349
maybe he got a brain tumor
>>
>>61939349
How do you go way back?

t.abnormie
>>
tim stuff is real scary. one day you can be normal next day you can lose it completely/
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>>61939349
What happened to him?
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>>61939279
Job interview.
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>physics graduates
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>>61939383

Dentist keeps barracking, harrasing him
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>>61939383
He moved to Marlow and the sainsburys workers drove him mad
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>>61939389
gl famalam
>>
more lewd tim~

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1047230488639446&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1468204448.&type=3&theater
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feel as though this thread is on the verge of something epic
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fat nick clegg, or tim in happier times?
>>
thread focused far too much on tim 2bh
cmon lads lets get back on topic
rees-mogg thread
https://youtu.be/BFmOg2mEl6Q
>>
who's ellen and why was tim pissed off?

more research required
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>>61939415
http://www.irishhealth.com/article.html?con=466

Fucking hell his groun ruptured

Tum literally busted his balls and done his nut in

Truly a walking meme
>>
>>61939453
dentist messing him around
>>
>>61939415
>shaves his pubes
for whom??????
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>>61939415
indeed,,, very... disturbing
>>
>>61939377

go on this link and just click on the left arrow on your keyboard

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1047230488639446&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1468204448.&type=3&theater

we /2009/ now
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>>61939474
the surgeon would have done it if tim hadn't already
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Why do all nutjobs like Lisikci and Tim dress the same?
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>>61939474
his surgeons i imagine
>>
>>61939501
who is lisicki?
>>
>>61939470
>tim did his nut in

tim is literally the janny... we drove him to this lads
>>
>>61939498
>>61939508
lmao bender
>>
Your father probably told you a few things. But just in case he wasn’t around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on:
- Always stand up to shake a blokes hand.
- Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
- Look a bloke in the eye when you talk to them.
- Never take her to the movies on the first date.
- Always look forward when you're walking.
- Always buy high quality tools.
- There's nothing more badass than a well tailored suit.
- Never shave against the grain on the first go.
- Ask more than you tell, people are always interested in talking about themselves.
- If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
- Always spend more time listening to their problem than talking about yours in an argument.
- Never punch a man unless he's an immediate threat.
- Always walk with confidence, don't be a bitch.
- The first one to get angry loses.
- NEVER LEAVE A BEER UNFINISHED.
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>>61939474
>He doesn't shave his pubes for comfy fapping
>>
>be producer looking for some extras in a TV commercial
>hmmmm, yes, this man seems to be a good fit
>I shall go about getting in contact with him
>hm, this contact number seems to be out of date
>maybe if I search him up on facebook
>>
>>61939520
thanks brad
>>
my phone is too shit for pokemon go, lads.
>>
>>61939520
>- There's nothing more badass than a well tailored suit.
hello redd1t!
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>>61939511
>>
... I go to see the Cat in the street ... work round a DHL van ... same delivery driver as before ... Asian guy in the van ... delivering to the Dentist .. PULSAR developments guy there in his car towards the end .. working round a delivery to the Dentist ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 8th of April 2016 ...
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>>61939520

My dad is in prison because a shot some black dude in the head with a shotgun
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>>61939592
>>
>tim reviewed his own flat

kek
>>
late night /brit/ leaps and bounds ahead of daytime /brit/ 2bqh
>>
>>61939581
good one that
>>
>>61939592
>Amerishoots
>Amerincarcerations
>>
>>61939625
all me
>>
the 21st of June at 3:30 in the afternoon was truly a momentous occasion in Tims life
>>
>>61939658
y
>>
doing a wank to (you)
>>
>>61939655
delete this one please
>>
>>61939552
is this shopped
>>
>>61939677
he mentions it in every video and re-enacts his meeting with the dentist in the street
>>
If Tim is truly paranoid why would he record his whole life?
>>
>>61939624
howling

I'm guessing the dentist knocked those two stars off.
>>
>>61939688
no, kev's a big lad m8
>>
>>61939693
he's schizo, he repeats the same patterns constantly
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>>61939520
Dad was never there while I grew up so I appreciate this, thank you.
>>
>>61939691
Well the dentist did act very aggressively towards him and wanted to be in his video
>>
>>61939680
why?
>>
>>61939745
the Dentist and his landlord are conspiring together to have Tim's aging boiler explode by "accident" and therefor eliminate Tim as a threat before he can get too close to the truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl6zVA7zpdo
>>
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fun and jokes aside, hope tim gets sectioned
its no way to live, poor man's trapped in his own mind
>>
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we're closing in on the infamous 20th of June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg_jGQ2JIz4
>>
>>61939787
The delivery guy has gotten to the point of just knowing to ignore him lel
>>
>>61939826
shut up faggot
>>
posting a link of this thread to tim
>>
>>61939876
how
>>
>>61939876
he's really going to blow a gasket if he knows tons of anonymous people are talking about him online
>>
>>61939859
hi there yank, it seems you dont know the rules of /brit/
for future reference, do not respond to any of my messagii again thank u
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>>61939876
Just let it play out by itself..
>>
>>61939876
Doesn't accept friend request, read twitter replies or yt comments
>>
>>61939876
print it out and post it to him
>>
>>61939920
/brit/ is hosted on an American website, so you'll play by our rules.
>>
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Watched Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Does Tina Fey have some good taste or what!

Can't believe she sleeps with the short, "funny" guy though. Even more, can't believe that Freeman ever was cast in the Hobbit. I'm starting to think he has somehow tricked the rest of the world apart from the UK into thinking he's "funny" and "charming".
>>
>>61939453
Alright steven lad
>>
>>61939973
He's got one facial expression, and fortunately for him it's very bankable
>>
>>61939959
where can I find his address? might post him a picture of kev or something /brit/ related
>>
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>>61939972
Japanese*
>>
>>61939993
>where can I find his address?

are you joking?

it's in the description of every single one of his videos

Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH
>>
oh ffs

just found a fence thats been crowbarred open on site. can't remember having seen it before desu, was well obvious :'(
>>
>>61940006
it's not hosted in japan
>>
>>61939972
>american website
>run by the japanese emperor
nation of cucks 2bh
>>
>>61939993
If he sees a letter with an American stamp on it he might just do his nut in again
>>
having a wank lads
>>
oh ffs

just found a meme thats been crowbarred open on site. can't remember having seen it before desu, was well obvious :'(
>>
>>61939985
wew

how?
>>
>>61939993
please dont
you arent funny lad
>>
How did you guys even find out about tim?
>>
>>61940016
missing a flat number. is it 2, 6, 10, or what
>>
>>61940021
For me, Singapore.

dat cloudflare, but foreign websites often host abroad anyway so it makes little difference.
>>
>>61940047
im tim
>>
>>61940070
i'm pretty sure that's just the name of the building and it's a shared post box. if you put tims name on it he'll get it.
>>
>>61940070
It's the only flat there
>>
>>61940070
just send 10 letters, one to every flat in the building
>>
Petits filous power rankings
1. Strawberry
2. Raspberry

9000000000000001. Apricot
>>
>>61940035
dont worry i can't see your surname, i can just make out steven faintly at the top
>>
SPRIC ÆNGLISC
>>
>>61940114
there aren't that many varieties
>>
>>61940114
Apricot is shit
>>
>>61940070
also veto what you're going to send with us first
>>
>>61940142
Going to send him a dildo desu
>>
The dentist and the delivery driver are spies. Tim used to be mi6
>>
>>61940150
kek

good lad
>>
>>61940150
this was not me
>>
Can't decide which is nicer kinder Buenos or crispy rolls
>>
>>61940150
you need to send him something cryptic like a toothbrush
>>
>>61940160
Yes it is
>>
>>61940160
well what are you going to send him then?
>>
might just send him shitloads of leaflets I'll collect from dentists
>>
have to subject myself to wage slavery tomorrow
fuck the system
>>
Somebody gets my obscure AGP illness meme when I post a picture of an ISA 16bit card.

Ahh yes, very good, very good.
>>
>>61940154
Tim's going to have to kill them both before they kill him with that faulty boiler
>>
>>61940174
Picture of kev is mandatory
>>
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voting this spread over an A4 piece of paper
>>
DUUUDE
>>
WEED
>>
>>61940200
WEED LMAO KYS
>>
LMAO
>>
>>61940210
>yank banter

fucking atrocious as usual
>>
tim's gonna be on xfactor
>>
>>61940192
kek that with the all seeing eye 80% transparent photoshopped behind it
>>
>>61940228
Didn't get anywhere with that, didn't get on the voice either

He's not a good singer.
>>
yanks unfunnying the thread
>>
>>61940257
kys bong

>>61940239
kys criminal
>>
>>61940257
it's just one bad one that needs to fuck off
>>
>>61940165
kek
>>
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>>61940276
>just one
>>
>>
Having a royal laugh about Tim
>>
>>61940276
fuck off then
>>
>>61940290
whoops, two I mean, forgot to include you
>>
off to the gf store, you lads want anything?
>>
>Brits can't handle the banter
>>
Me and my bf are redditors lmao.
>>
>>61940336
>my bf
You better be a grill
>>
one of us will end up like Tim one day
>>
wait tim lives in a dentist?
>>
>You better be a grill
>>
Marital Status
>Single
Drinking habits
>Never
Religion
>Other
>>
>>61940364
no

WITH a dentist
>>
>>61940314
the management reserves the right to refuse service
>>
>>61940389
fuck off capitalist
>>
>>61940361
ive been considering it could be me
>>
Fuck me if Blink 182 didn't have some absolutely banging tracks lads
>>
just realised i have ALOT of money lying about in notes

cba to count it though
>>
jesus fuck

hope no one actually broke in. thought i heard something clang earlier desu, hope i haven't fucked it
>>
going to get on Tinder in a few months and find some slag to fuck, 30 is coming up and I refuse to become a literal wizard
>>
need a pic of kev walking towards me
>>
Not impressed with this getting bright at 4:36 in the morning gimmick.
>>
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>>61940451
he prefers to be called by his trip "lisicki"
>>
>>61940471
i like it coz it stops being scary the go outside
>>
>>61940380
WHY?
>>
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anyone want to guess how much this is before i count it?

winner gets a 10er.
>>
>>61940507
420
>>
>>61940507
>Benq
>>
>>61940507
Hello Cumbria
>>
>>61940507
DOSH HERE
>>
>>61940507
>Co-operative hayfever pills.
Doxxed.
>>
>>61940507
dyou sell drugs desklad?
>>
>>61940534
>reddit flags
>>
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>>61940507
three
HUNDRED
and
>>
>>61940600
no mate not really
>>
it was £615.

>>61940534
nope

never even been to cumbria

don't know what you're on about


>>61940530
don't understand this meme

benq's are good

>>61940580
:c

>>61940583
;)
>>
>>61940583
not the real desklad obv

maybe you're cashlad
>>
>>61940656
>>61940656
>>61940656
new
>>
>>61938152
don't do it anon seek help things can get better
>>
>>61940654
>benq's are good
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
>>
>>61940654
Desklad is cumbriaanon shittee who knew
>>
>>61940693
what?

i'm not desklad, lad.
>>
>>61940702
But you are cumbriaanon
>>
>>61940713
no i'm not

turn your reddit flags on and look for yourself.
>>
>>61940725
>turn your reddit flags on
What?
>>
>>61940803
i'm not cumbria anon

i have no idea who that is and dont know why you think that
>>
>>61940812
No but what is reddit flags?

Sorry i'm quite new
>>
>>61940902
answer my question first
>>
>>61940940
Cumbriaanon is a dude from r9k britfeel who posts money on a desk while playing destiny or halo
>>
>>61940953
and why do you think i'm him?

surely you can tell apart our desks
>>
>>61940991
No same monitor and never really paid attention to either desks desu.

My question now please, reddit flags?
We have the same flags
>>
>>61941008
there's an add one that gives you an extra regional flag which other users with the add on can see

i'm currently using the warwickshire one not the cumbria one, hope that makes sense
>>
>>61941064
Oh right yeah it does, thanks.
>>
>>61941137
np
>>
>>61938967

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