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Blocking interstates cause we bored edition
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>>61937667
>pouring acid in the pool as you try not to get any on your clothes or shoes
>have to make that "I'm a pretty little ballerina" pose to do so

I know that feel all too well
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http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/32411896/protesters-blocking-i-40-bridge
http://wreg.com/on-air/live-streaming-wc/
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>>61937667
Absolute mad man
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>>61937640
First for Canadian atrocities
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>>61937640
>tfw the south is the only part of north america that has gotten more white since 1990
show me your faces m8s
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I am too intelligent for my own good.
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>>61937753
because it's the least white part of the USA
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fuck, why is beer so good, buds?

Literally the only thing I look forward to anymore is having my beers in the evening. Today I came close to starting to drink in the early afternoon, I had to force myself not to.
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>>61937759
Have a gf instead
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>>61937767
Yeah, it's affected me a lot honestly.

I asked her out and she said yes instantly. We'll see how it goes.. she's highly shaggable at least.
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>>61937786
no, actually tennesse has just passed eighty percent white for the first time, and south carolina has just passed seventy percent. colorado is below seventy, as well as new york california, arizona and illinois
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>>61937815
Post beer belly.
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>>61937872
>Colorado
>Arizona
>not south
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>>61937858
Some call it selfish but I honestly think you need to look out for yourself first in anything. If you're not happy, you're not going to make anyone else happy, and especially if you feel threatened or uncomfortable or anything, it's not worth it to stick around with whatever's doing that to you.

I hope she breaks the stereotype for you anon; if not, leave her in the dust.
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>>61937905
"the south" means the cultural region in the southeast not including florida
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>>61937640
wtf are those protests? agains Trump?
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>>61937926
south is a direction
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>>61937947
against police shooting black people
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>>61937858


Why do you care so much about what women have to say about anything?
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>>61937947
against white people
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>>61937815
How long have you been drinking beers in the evening like that?

I'd advise you to go cold for a month or something.. but if you can't even do that I'd get help.

I'm more of a binge drinker myself but in the past year I've cut down my beers to like 8 a month because I'm pretty sure I'd just be an alcoholic if I didn't limit myself. Recently learned that I have 2 family members who drank themselves to death on both sides of the family.
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>>61937815

>tfw no money for beer atm
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>>61937640
I want to move to miami.. but my english is shit, I don't know if they speak spanish or english
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>>61937872
Unless you have a degree and live in williamson and robertson county with rich white folks, have fun living with the walking dead.
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>>61937950
the south is also a cultural region
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>>61938003
Why don't you brew your own hooch (beer or mead)?
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>>61938016
the same is true for the north
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>>61937918
Thanks for all your sober advice, it helps a lot.

Are you a female? I find women usually don't realize just how bad muslim communities can react when a non muslim guy goes out with a muslim girl.

White girls are basically trophies, and because they view women as basically invalid their differences aren't perceived as a threat. Pretty racist but it's all stuff I've seen consistently.
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>>61937950
If you don't recognize that "THE South" refers to these states, then I'm starting to question if you actually grew up in the US
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>>61937957
>black
>people
haha pick one
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>>61938011

There is no English spoken in Hialeah
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AAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>61938022

because chronic poorfag that resides in an apartment with no space for brewing or the know-how for it
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>>61938054
the south as a direction existed for far longer than your arbitrary definition
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>>61937968
I honestly don't know what your going on about
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>>61938047
Quite sad. People think the USA is rich, but parts where I grew up at in rural tennesse look like fucking south america or worst. But the people make country towns cool.
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What did he say at 1:52?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNExs2LlyME
"Don't you can take me..."
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>>61938051
Nah I'm a dude, just don't have a lot of first-hand experience with other cultures (very unfortunately so, and I intend to change that)
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>>61937926
>>61938054
North Florida is extremely southern
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>>61938059
lel but you've never even lived around black people, have you ever even met one in russia?
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>>61938054

Are we talking about "The South" like the former CSA? Because if so, Kentucky is out and Texas & Florida are in.
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>>61937974
roughly a year I think, but I try to get in at least one dry day per week, I think as long as I can do that I shouldn't be too bad

The only problematic phase was for a short while I was combining sleeping pills with my beers. I put a stop to that because it's a really bad idea obviously, but fucking hell those were some of the best evenings/nights of my life.
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>>61938117
"Thought you could take me, could you?"
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>>61938117
Though you could take me, could you?
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>>61938125
yeah you're
right
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>>61938090
You don't have a closet or a dark corner of a room/kitchen?

http://www.stormthecastle.com/mead/brew-1-gallon-of-honey-wine-mead.htm

The most expensive thing you'd buy would be the honey, and that's if you're brewing mead (honey wine). The rest of the stuff (yeast, "yeast nutrients", "yeast energizer") you can find at your local Spec's or at your local grocery store for cheap.
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>>61938142
I was under the impression we were talking about the current cultural region.
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>>61938131
one black guy (very rich and handsome) offered me 1000$ to fug, but suddenly all those /pol/ memes chimped out in my head and I refused. Now I regret cuz that would be a huge amount of money in rubles right now.
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>>61937872
>actually tennesse has just passed eighty percent white for the first time

Fucking Memphis.
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>>61938054
color in north florida, then do slanted stripes on missouri, oklahoma and texas to indicate mixed
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>>61938173

hmmm i'll have to try that
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>>61938203
How much rubles do you live on per week?
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>>61938136
>that lazy mexican smoking probiding no actual help
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Really just wanna stay up and listen to music fambla; dreading waking up at 5 for work tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeiAoXw_An0
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>>61938216
Supposedly it gets you good and fucked up since it can reach like a >10% ABV depending on how you brew it and what you do with it. But don't ever say you don't have the $hekel$ or know-how to brew your own hooch, because you have the internet and people in prison brew their own hooch with fucking grapes and toilet bowls

>tldr: I believe in you

>>61938229
He's not being entirely useless, he's got his non-smoking hand on PFC Jamal's belt
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Can you imagine being there? It looks like another fucking planet
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>>61938203
ru a grill
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>>61938272
It's pedojew newfag, just ignore him
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>>61938216
Mead takes like a year to be drinkable.
If you're really desperate try Kilju, it's Finnish sugar wine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilju
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>>61938136
>>61938270
>tfw didn't enlist when I graduated HS (2010)
>if I did, I could've gotten a combat deployment

>if I enlist now, the chances of me getting deployed are better than my chances of getting a job and a gf (slim)
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>>61938118
Ah ok, it adds spice to life but it has a jading effect too in my experience. Go in with that attitude and you'll be fine though. Most cultures are pretty agreeable.

>>61938143
One day is not enough, it's still a cycle. If you can't just break it, well, you're addicted. You might want to get help before it gets worse.. it could take years but you mind end up tossing back 30 beers a week easy and I reckon you still got at least 50 years of life in you otherwise.. it might be best to break up the cycle now.
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>>61938320
>I want to be in combat
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>having a nice relaxing weekend
>think that I may have finally broken free of my depression
>suddenly
>mummy calls me up
>reminds me that I'm a poor piece of shit and I'm getting fucked by everything
>waiting for the sweet embrace of darkness once again
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>>61938345
>I make fun of people who have nothing in their lives left to lose
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>>61938148
>>61938149
Thanks
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>>61938340
why are these people not in the /cum/ steam group
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>>61938340
>reddit
I'm surprised CIA hasnt told you to kys
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>>61938403
>wanting your friends to know you are a loser who not only posts on 4chan but does it so often that you join 3rd party groups about specific 4chan communities
Same reason I didn't join the weeabootique steam group, it's fucking embarrassing
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Rate lads
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>>61938054
>Florida meme
Hello cuban
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>>61938409
>implying thats not open just as a meme ruse
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>inb4 the "/pole/ isnt one person" meem
>This video triggert /pol/*

I want /pol/ to leave
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>>61938456
>t'was just a ruse my good sire, as a matter of fact I exclusively browse the chon
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>>61938447
>>61938464
>this samefagging.
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>>61938464
Sorry man but the topic of "white guys living in asia and acting like nonwhites living in white cunts" is very /int/ernationally related. are you trigert?

:^)
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>>61938213
The shit I do for y'all
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>>61938485
>he doesn't know how to spot samefag

KYS newfag
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>>61938340
CIA is a madman and a cheat
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>>61938320
Modern-day military is shit, chances are you would've hated everyone you were around, especially if you went with a combat MOS/rate
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>>61938489
If you posed the video itself it was be relevant, but your post is more related to /pol/ than it is the video you linked considering /pol/ is the majority of what you talked about in your post.

You mock /pol/ yet you objectively ARE /pol/.

So fuckoff /pol/tard
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>>61938403
because you're weebs and we are good posters
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>>61938320
>>61938345
Why would you want to be in combat? From what I've been told, you only go to hell and society gives up on you.
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>>61938522
>/co/fag
>announcing your reports
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>>61938514
>makes a continuation of his other post
>B-B-BUT IT WASN'T ME!
You are so fucking bad at this.
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>>61938544
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>>61938544
>he's never been curious about what it's like to take another man's life
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>>61938526
>>61938544
I've heard the "modern military is shit" meme but I really don't care anymore considering it'd be easier to enlist as an 11bangbang than get a job at fucking mcdick's.

As far as the rest of it, I wouldn't mind seeing combat like my uncle and my grandpappy, plus I hear the military makes millennial shits like me grow up.
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>>61937667
this dumb hick motherfucker actually thought pouring acid into the pool would hurt them ahahahaha
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>>61938556
>damage control

Do you know how to read timestamps or are you fresh off the reddit boat?
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Hey guys that edgy 17 year old chicano is back just a heads up

he's probably the easiest person in /cum/ to bait
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>1 minute apart
You are easily the worst fucking cancer I seen on this board.
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>>61938313
Apparently not.

We as an entire western society have apparently lost all ability to believe anything besides what our parents/professors/friends want us to believe, as well as all ability to admit we are wrong and adopt/change our views.

>>61938590
It'll harden you up, and it can be a help to some people, the key is to find the one or two people in your unit who are actually also intelligent beings with an IQ higher than room temperature like yourself and not let yourself get dragged in with the ~98% population of enlisted mouth-breathers.

desu I'm kinda with you, at least on wanting to enlist, not because I really have no other options but more because I wish I could do some sort of public service to the country, and the fact that I've been medically denied. Makes me wish I could despite all I hear about it.
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>>61938652
Which means it must be your first week here
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>>61938403
Link it
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>>61938674
>tfw haven't gone to MEPS yet so I don't know whether I'd even be DQ'd or not

It sounds edgy, but the main thing keeping me from enlisting is the fact that I want to do a combat arms MOS but I don't wanna be sitting on the bench for 5 years waiting to get deployed until the final year of my enlistment term when something magically happens
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>>61938054
Why is PA outlined red?

Don't lump us in with those dirty Dixiefags
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>>61938717
>plastic surgery
Ftfy
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Mexicans
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>>61938681
>le I'm an oldfaq I've been here all summer.
Just keep shitposting so people can keep reporting you.
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Canadians
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>>61938740
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>>61938744
>implying anything I'm posting is a "reportable offense"
>implying you're not just gonna get a warning for "abusing the report system"

You're embarrassing yourself, and that's why nobody else is replying (or even reporting) to the posts of mine that are getting you bottom-bothered
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>>61938652
>Posting in a general aka cancer central
>Complain about cancer

???
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americans
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>>61938711
Luckily I at least found out early on, wasn't hard considering my issue is relatively noticeable.

They're super picky now, so it's a lot tougher even to get in for enlisted than ever before really. IIRC the military is at lowest levels since before WWII.

>>61938730
Leftover from another map picture I made that the paint bucket wouldn't hit. Too lazy to go in and touch up all that little bullshit just for a map I made for an Azerbaijani lizard-painting forum.

Don't worry, I know Pennsyltucky has its moments but I'd never lump my birth state in with anything that contains Mississippi.
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>>61938778
>>61938781
>4 seconds apart

FUCKING SAMEFAGS
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Does anyone remember the old regional posters? I miss them
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>>61938816
>4 seconds is the same as a minute.
Holy shit you are pure cancer.
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>>61938810
>They're super picky now
Another reason why I regret not enlisting right out of HS. My ma says back in the post-9/11 days, they were so desperate for people that they were accepting a lot of her students that were in gangs or had tattoos
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>>61938590
Personally I find the idea of enlisting somewhat alien, perhaps because the mexican army mostly does community service, I don't know. Honestly, I haven't checked the information or statistics, I only know this by mere anecdotes.
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does anyone have the webm of Bill looking lifeless behind Hillary Clinton?
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>>61938835
We stopped using tripfag lite and you should too you attention seeking loser
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>>61938845
If I offend your delicate sensibilities so much, then just close the tab you whiny little bitch
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ban guns
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>>61938835
using extra flags was literally on par with being a tripnigger
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>>61938866
t.cia
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Say we had a sleepover one night and I accidentally came on you while you were sleeping.

Would we still be friends?
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>>61938886
Please put on a trip so I can filter your niggerly ass.
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>>61938889
Nobody atention whores with them though, it's just nice to recognize people and know a little about them
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>>61938925
Cry some more, bitch
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>girl I used to fuck on the side who broke up my relationship got hired and started working tonight
I should really go back to school
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>>61938889
>Was
Did extra flags get taken down or something?
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Question for my fellow Chicanos: how do I stop smelling like pinto beans and runny poop? Taking a shower and scrubbing my ass doesn't even work. I guess my shitter leaks too much from eating so many beans with a butt plug in 24/7
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>>61938956
pffffffpffffttffz
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>>61938981
Cut off your peepee
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>>61938981
What exercises do you think Pedro does with those weights?

I see one dumbbell and what looks like a barbell
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>>61938955
I dont know, ive never used them. I just never see people talking about them anymore so I suppose the fad went away
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>>61938849
2010/2011 was around when I tried looking into Navy and Marines; they may not have been AS bad as now but it was still following the trend.

Don't let yourself fall into the trap of thinking you can't self-improve now that you missed that boat. honestly the one big thing I've been noticing that's helped me has been having routine and keeping busy. Get out of your house daily, even if it's just to take a walk, have daily tasks in a certain order/scheduled and just generally keep your momentum up. It takes a bit of thought and willpower at first but you'll quickly notice yourself feeling more motivated.
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too much ice cream am I going die now
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>have a new england accent
>sounds funny even to me but I love it because even when people are assholes I can laugh
>go to the midwest
>all the girlies fucking love my accent
>I honestly have no idea why
>despite being autistic all the girls always laugh at my jokes and want me

is the new england accent actually not as bad as I think it is or what
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>>61938889
No, people just don't make a big deal about them. There's a decent number of posters here who still have them
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>>61939034
yagoozas
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>>61939027
I walk my dog every day for about half an hour at night so thank god I at least have something to build a routine upon

>literally me on the left
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>>61938901
I... I'm scared...
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Someone offered me weed today!
I would never touch that shit with a 10 foot pole, but it's just the fact that it happened. It's one of those things that supposedly happens to everyone in high school but never happened to me.

I wonder if losing my virginity will feel this triumphant!
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>>61938901
botnet don't click
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>>61938936
>>61939046
>there have been literal threads made refrencing "Minnesotan poster" and other tripfag lite references regularly
>nobody cares ur crazy

It's on par with making thread referencing tripfags, which is actual cancer
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>>61938901
Do you guys play vidya games together or is it just chatting

or is it just a group to join so you can say you're a part of it?
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>>61939036
Always thought Boston sounded boorish but the Maine accent, and by extension I'd guess upper NE accents, are relatively pleasant.
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>>61938717
Hey how have you been senpai
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>>61938901
I'd join it if I could hide the fact that I'm in it from everybody else
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>>61938981
Chicano is a code word for Aztec Genocide
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>>61939112
weird, I'm from between the two and I honestly can't tell the difference between them
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>>61939099
That was the one Canadian autists fault, she advertised that she was a girl way too fucking much here and he caught on and started making shitty memes about it
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>>61938981
body odor comes from what you eat, it is not only coming from your ass and your mouth but your entire skin.

That's why girls who eat little or no meat often smell very pleasant
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>>61939034
Nah, you'll be fine, for now.
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anyone got the janny's phone number?

need to talk to him asap
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>>61939152
I guess the upper New England/Maine area accents are kinda like Boston, but less pronounced. Best analogy is if you took the accents up here and crank the volume through a shitty set of speakers, the resultant annoying, staticy, mess is what entrenched Bostonites sound like to me.
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>>61939101
its only for playing vidya and i would say 3-4 people play a video game together in the group about once every 3 weeks so its pretty dead right now. I played LIFE on tabletop simulator with 2 other people 2 weeks ago.
>>61939124
just join a bunch of normie groups so that wont notice this one out of fifty others
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>>61939282
I don't play much vidya and I already chat on here with you people

would be nice to get in on a game of monopoly though
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>There are people ITT who don't have all the positive qualities I do
how do you live with yourselves?
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>>61939348
I really wish my norwegian friend had a fucking sister
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They're drafting the national treasures on NBC right now
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pre-trial for my OVI tomorrow morning lads

protip: never drive impaired
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>>61939348
>there are people in /cum/ who aren't ironically pretending to be losers
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cum, cum cum!
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>>61939465
no there arent
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>>61939465
>there are people in come who dont make 7 figures a year
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>>61939425
>not refusing the breathalyzer and eating the one year administrative license suspension
Better luck next time
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>>61939465
that's how you attract the real losers
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sometimes I think that all my internet friends are really super famous people who steal all my memes and jokes so they can get rich famous and popular off me
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>>61939558
>are really super famous people who steal all my memes and jokes so they can get rich famous and popular off me
LITERALLY ME
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>>61939578
...

Larry David?
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>>61939578
well stop

ask permission first
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anyone ITT want to be my gf
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>>61939539

I'm too honest for my own good

I don't even drink and drive regularly, this was like my 3rd time ever and after a friend's bachelor's party so I wasn't thinking straight at all

every time I get in trouble for anything, cheating on a test, drawing a dick on a desk back in grade school, I learn the hard way that honesty simply doesn't pay off and it's better to drag your feet and find a defense
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>>61939594
Shit

>>61939598
No

>>61939612
Yes
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Just ate 50mg but I swear to god I'm not going to fap
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>>61939671
>ywn have Larry David in drag for a gf
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>>61939558
interesting, it's that line of thinking that keeps me from fully expressing my economic theories, all it takes is one random other academic to steal them and fuck me over. Sorta sucks, I can't get into the nitty gritty fun stuff because of it. I should probably just tripfag at some point when doing it so I have a academic license should I ever need it. The keks would be glorious at a trial.
"So anon, you claim you first published these theories on 4chan.org?"
"Yes"
"Under what name did you publish your theories?"
"Economicunt"
"You also called someone a newfag and told another to 'go back to reddit nigger', is that correct?"
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>>61939558
I am
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>>61939626
This is a Christian general and a day of worship. Get lost, Shlomo.
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>>61939626
You should make a thread on /gif/ for these. They really aren't appropriate here. I know you always post them, but still. Gotta point it out.
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What are you fags listening to RIGHT now?
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>>61939638
Don't sweat it. There's no mandatory minimum until you get popped for a 2nd time within a 7 year period.
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Everyday struggle
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>>61939754
my brain
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>>61939754
https://youtu.be/JW5Y7q-tzVY
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>>61939638
Yeah, should have told em to fuck off. I was driving with prolly around a .25+ and thanks to me refusing a breathalyzer and them making the mistake of denying me a lawyer I got my charge down to a Slight Degree (.08 or below). Was charged 2 days in jail with the day I previously spent counting towards it, so I only had to spend one day in jail after the trial and just slept the whole time. Stayed up for over 24 hours just preceding so it'd be easier. Pretty chill desu.
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>>61939771
mind if I have a listen too
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>>61939845
I guess so as long as you're a good person
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>>61939782
tune
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>>61939961
everyone thinks they're a good person
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>>61939978
Not everyone
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>>61939818

I wish in hindsight

naturally you aren't thinking straight drunk and tired around 4 AM, I didn't even know how I was in that situation

It's been horrible, never doing it again
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There's a fly in my room. I'm afraid to go to sleep now
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I'm fuck
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>>61940083
Hello fuck.
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>>61940103
yaka
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I literally just lost my virginity to a Canadian man. I paid a transexual touring through my city to cum in my ass and after we were done i found out he was from Québec. I still enjoyed the experience but i feel like my life is just a living meme at this point. My name is Benjamin, i grew up in a farm wiht thousands of sheeps. My landlord's name is Pablo. My 100% European sister is married to a narco. And now i lost my virginity to a Canadian man. Why does this happen?
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>>61938569
>curious
have you ever seen any smart person in jail for murder?
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>>61940229
Serial killers are typically reasonably smart
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>/pol/cucks on /cum/
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>>61940229
Essentially every serial killer ever
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Hello my future girlfriend
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>>61940215
homos >>>/out/
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>>61940269
hello
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>>61939754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50NFXuOi3Tg
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>>61940269
Hi
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TICKING AWAY
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>>61940265
>>61940255
They were dumb enough to be serial killers, if they were cold headed meticulous geniuses they would've killed in a completely random fashion.
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>>61940299
Have you ever visited the neolithic tomb in Lamstedt?
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>>61940215
Porque te tocas cada noche en tu cuarto.
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>>61939998
>never doing it again.
smartest move there. Same for me. Hell, I've been wanting to do a drive of the pacific coast and probably won't be able to get into Canada now due to their dipshit leaflaws.
Get a good lawyer and if you did request a lawyer at the time and they denied you then you have solid leverage.
GET A GOOD LAWYER. One with connections to the system and a good history in the business of DUI law. That's the bes thing you can do.
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>>61940347
>They were dumb enough to be serial killers
It's more of a compulsion than a choice
>if they were cold headed meticulous geniuses they would've killed in a completely random fashion.
Many of them do tend to. Don't underestimate forensic technology
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>>61940358
no
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>>61940500
Oh
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only bitches don't like pickles: fact
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=OYhQVrXBgxU
>tfw suddenly obsessed with autism music
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I am not very intelligent
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What are you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbAA-4FX0M
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I have spent the equivalent to a month of February (28 days version) playing eu4
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>talking to artdegree neighbor
>shes complaining about her nextdoor neighbors since I complained about mine a couple months ago
>suddenly out of nowhere says "i let slip that 9/11 was done by george bush and they looked at me all funny and I was like haha whoops wrong people to be talking to about these subjects"
>then she straight up looks at me for a reaction
>mfw
this is like the second time ive seen this woman
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I am incredibly intelligent, it just looks like I'm an idiot to lesser minds
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>>61940756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws8X31TTB5E
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>>61940768
She wants your jumbo jet in her Pentagon.
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>>61940756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqhUbHEpGM

>>61940757
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>>61937640
>have truck with plow attached
>????????
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>>61940756
sounds a bit heretical there bud

>>61940778
nice nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmFAJPArhqM
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>>61940756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBwK2s734DQ
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>>61940756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKrOH0sQV6w
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>>61940831
we /r/asainmasculinity now
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lol protesters
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>>61940815
>Vicky 2
>tfw made a US that owned Canada and Sonora with cores
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>>61940857
really makes you think

>>61940756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhvtuW0SgpI
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>>61940870
I've made a US that owns the Caribbean, Mexico, Central American, and Canada, and all of the land was majority Yankee culture

Freedom muss sein
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>>61940826
I was reminded of that track when hearing this the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00pdeazHXtw
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>>61940907
Nice. What mods do you use?
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guys we need to start new stereotypes about the USA

what is ridiculous but sounds believable
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>>61940935
I use HPM for the most part
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>>61940945
heres an experimental protomeme i was saving for such an occasion
>be american
>get shot
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>>61940945
American women have corny feces
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>>61940963
if you aren't making new memes you aren't staying relevant

>>61940970
this is actually true
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>>61940945
American women get violent if you make any attempt (on purpose or by accident) to see them without makeup
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Anyone here want to be my sugar daddy ?
#findom
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Reconstruction was a mistake

Just imagine the utopia we would have if Dixie was left to rot
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>>61940908
chill, the Bladerunner ost is definitely /cum/-core
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>>61940951
Do you have any tips on how to play as the USCA? Everytime I play I usually get separated by rebels.
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>>61940981
I know. Why do they eat so much corn?
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Are the 2010's the new 1960's, except without economic prosperity? I'm only 18 but I seriously hate this decade.
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>>61941003
cause they like chomping on long circular objects
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>>61940988
Reconstruction didn't go far enough. We should've destroyed the Southern culture and way of life, burnt down the towns and started anew

>>61941010
lol kiddo
t. 19 y/o
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>>61941002
In vanilla?
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>>61941010
>I'm only 18 but I seriously hate this decade.
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just spent the last hour watching videos on how to solder

one day ill be able to afford a soldering iron buds
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>>61941058
how much are they pal
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>>61941024
Bet I'm the oldest ITT
When I was you darn youngsters' age I didn't waste my time shitposting on a malaysian basket-weaving forum. I was at the disco getting jiggy wittit.
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>>61941070
The one I'm looking at is $93
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>>61941078
I've unironically been on a disco kick for weeks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
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>>61941053
God save gen z. And we thought millennials were a failed abortion of a generation
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