ayy
Slutty Canadians
taytay 2bh lads
nth for Harambe Was Woke
Reminder that Janny is here right now and angry so don't make any sudden movements
>aunt thinks Prometheus is Transformers
>>61930447
*vapes*
>>61930465
*mesmerizes you*
>>61930465
>>61930447
WHAT CONSTITUTES A MOVEMENT?
>>61930438
Yes. You can. PCs from 10 years ago are still relatively decent if you get one that was high end.
>>61930447
Moves suddenly*
>two weeks without jacking off + the best porn you can find = supreme nut
highly recommended lads
>>61930539
As somebody who works in the industry you're talking about the only PC's I've heard of being sold at $100 are NOT going to be decent for games and are often made from reused parts sent to india and back
>>61930508
WHAT CONSTITUTES A CONSTITUTION?
>>61930595
I'll try 5 days
>>61930539
A decent graphics card for my ~7 year old PC costs about 2/3 of your entire $100 budget
the fuck are you on about, lah? Or are you choosing to play ancient vaporware games like System Shock and Age of Empires
>>61930609
VA'FUN'GOOL
>>61930539
This, I spent 900 buckaroonis 7 years ago on the rig I'm on right now and I can still play new releases like Civ games and such. I'm not really into tacticool shooters so that's a plus.
oh wow
Hey Janny not a single post in this thread is about international discussion.
Do your job and ban us all
>>61930447
Janny can eat a hotpocket.
what does trump supporters think on this?
>>61930603
I don't play games. All other purposes a 100$ PC can do more or less everything the average consumer would want though. Don't know what industry you are talking about either.
hey janny just letting u know ily :3
>>61930631
>lah
Singaporean?
>>61930689
Most Mexican brick layers know that books don't make good foundations.
>>61930705
a phone can do more or less everything the average consume would want
>>61930689
Terrible wall building.
>>61930689
Books are for SJWs and liberal nu-males
>>61930689
bretty shitty wall Tbh
I wish janny would delete my post
notice me senpai
>>61930717
my stepmother says this and she's from hong kong
>>61930689
Books are useless and only serve to fuck things up
>>61930689
it was a weird book and I couldnt finish it
>>61930717
No, just a meme-loving fuck
>>61930705
>>61930741
You can still play vidya on a $100 pc or a phone if you emulate
>inb4 some triggered autist starts going on a tirade about "muh /v/eddit"
>never been banned
>never had a post deleted
im a good boy, aint never did nuffin
>>61930741
I have a phone but its limited by outputs and the lack of a full operating system.
Wish I was a woman 2bh lads
>>61930803
>if you emulate
yeah if you're emulating NES games or something, Wii emulators would blow you out and game cube/ps2 emulators probably wouldn't run too well
>>61930853
Same
>>61930853
Maybe you is
>>61930808
Why does the average user need outputs or a full OS?
>>61930856
I can emulate just about any PSX (PS1) game on my HTC one M8
But it's got a quad core processor and 2gb of RAM so it's probably better than a $100 shitbox PC lel
>>61930853
Wish I had a gf to be honest
>>61930856
The Wii is potentially the best Nintendo emulator you can buy. You just need to get a decent SSD.
huh...
>>61930942
>PS1
>>61930995
PSX*
>>61930853
You wish you were an inferior being? Weaker, slower, stupider, gayer and sociopathic? You must be a sexual deviant. Get the hell away from me, you filthy freak.
>>61930911
Well you are probably right for the average user which is why people don't use desktops that much anymore. I'm talking about my personal needs now. Even then though people still end up needing a full PC every now and again, that need is just less common than it used to be.
>>61930981
>As a gay.....
Stopped reading there
>>61930981
Typical hypocrite retard, nothing new.
>>61930689
its a good thing we are building it and you are behind it then
>>61931032
>americans
>ever working
Ideally we'd need to enslave all the coons again for the wall-building project. They did alright when they built the White House and D.C.
I wish I had a peddling powerful pristine prestigious powerful prissy pillageable pet porcupine to be desu lads
>new deodorant smells like blue raspberry jolly ranchers
If this doesn't get me the ladies I don't know what will buds
>>61931345
What would your porcupine peddle, though? Do you want a drug pushing porcupine?
https://youtu.be/ZQbVUr1jb6M
could listen to this asmr slut for hours
>>61931396
>20+ Minutes of Rawr Sounds
autism
>>61931023
Dibs.
Sounds like no one loves u
>>61931385
LSD
but I also want a mumbling bumbling fumbling tumbling rumbling gargundling bundling fundling blue whale
>>61931462
Wrong. I am in a committed incestual relationship with my sister. Stop projecting.
>>61931396
le epic reddit cringe-a-roo, tips low link karma but high comment karma
>>61931462
>>61931491
>tfw only child
>tfw nobody loves me and I have no (0) friends
get out normies ree
>/cum/posting on a Sunday afternoon
What's your excuse nigger?
>>61931563
At least that means you'll get the full inheritance when you die
>>61931587
see post above yours
I have no friends and no loved ones to spend time with in addition to my personality being too toxic and offputting to fix, /cum/ at me you well-adjusted normie fgt
>>61931628
What inheritance? There's nothing for me to inherit besides a house that my parents might not even be able to finish paying off
>>61931628
but what would he do with all that moniez when he dead
>>61931587
I usually don't go outside before 5, especially in summer.
>>61931587
Haven't even gotten out of bed today. Comfy af
alri laddies
goodnight and wish me luck to not die at work tomorrow
>>61931587
It's cloudy, rainy, I have no friends here, there's no point in going out to try and meet people on a sunday night, and I have perfectly good bourbon and retarded internet conversations here.
>>61931587
nothing going on in my life
>>61931728
I will leave offerings for your safety to the work gods, Latvian bro.
>>61931728
Sleep tight Latvia
pls no die
>>61931396
galoshes has brain problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q5RiJ_yk0I
>>61931768
>the work gods
HAIL OSHA
>>61931735
Having no friends isn't an excuse not to go outside. Especially in a place with a fuckton of nature like Maine. Bourbon goes nice in a flask. Anyway, I respect your right to sit at home all day and shitpost. I do it too.
>>61931587
Who goes out on a Sunday? I'm hungover, I did normie shit all weekend.
>>61931396
I only listen to Asians because I can't understand what they're saying.
>>61931810
OSHA inspectors would have had a mental breakdown if they saw the last construction job I worked on. Lets just say they got real creative with ladder placement.
>>61930465
inb4 ban
>>61931827
Like I said, weather's shitty. If I wasn't still waiting for my pay to get into full swing, I probably would've headed down to Bar Harbor or Acadia today.
At the very least, I did get out to tool around the mall for a while and went to church before that.
>>61931879
>>61931946
>tfw even janny has a job (although it is without recompense)
don't waste my time kids, I've got bitches to pimp out
>>61931587
my life is very dull and nothing really happens
>>61931993
It's not really a job if you aren't paid.
>>61932020
Haha okay dude XD
>>61932045
Yeah but they still get hired to do something by someone who deems them competent enough to do whatever it is needs doing
>>61931832
This
>>61932059
kid
>>61932085
Technically correct, I guess. I wonder if any Janny has listed his volunteer services on a resume.
>want to quit smoking weed
>can't stop buying it
>>61932255
Why would you want to quit desu
>>61932255
If you vape unironically you'll stop smoking weed
el pascuENSE
>>61932255
>smoking the green jew
>>61932312
Because where I live I cannot find any kind of job/employment without being drug tested, unless I suck up my balls and try and ask a family friend for a job. I know a guy who runs a large construction firm around here and I've smoked with him before but I've only hung out with him two (2) times IRL so I don't know if I can ask him for a job in all good faith
>>61932360
Vaping tobacco or vaping weed? I try, but I miss the sensation of smoking
>>61932367
What is your flag actually based off of, curiously
shouls i bother with lain lads?
>>61932429
Depends how you felt after the End of Evangelion
>>61932367
>>61932411
Texas :^)
>>61932429
Fuck yes, do it
>>61932429
Why are you watching all these entry level depressive animes?
>>61932429
>lads
anyone ITT feeling down? well, I've got a kiss right here with your name on it
Rate my /cum/ related oc, it took 700 hours in advanced theoretical photoshop
>>61932455
more confused and i want to forget eva ever existed
i have never felt so much despair from watching something
thats all i feel, despair
>>61932462
hmm
>>61932518
>i have never felt so much despair from watching something
>thats all i feel, despair
Good luck watching lain
>>61932505
Is it a hershey's kiss?
Is it a homosexual kiss?
If the answer is yes to either question, I don't want it
>>61932464
because i'm an entry level anime watcher
>>61932468
got a problem kiddo?
>>61932255
is it affecting the rest of your life? desu I smoke occasionally but I never understood how the use can get to such great levels for some people that all they ever do is sit in their room like a lump and smoke pot
it's just weed senpai
cutting back on it should be no problem unless you're using it as a crutch to avoid addressing real problems in your life
>>61932514
should be the next thread pic, well done
>>61932505
posts like these are counterproductive because i know its just a boring depressed guy like myself
>>61932559
>is it affecting the rest of your life?
What life?
I'm one of those people who just sits in my room like a lump smoking pot, famborghini.
When I'm not walking my dog or cleaning up his poops
>>61932559
Thanks a lot buddy
Merci beaucoup mon ami
Muchos gracias mi amigo
>>61932553
so this is even more despair-inducing?
japs are really good at despair if so
i can feel my heart pumping in my vhest when i even think about evangelion
my stomach wrenched up when i watched it
no wonder japs kill themselves so much
Is ASMR just a girlfriend simulator?
>>61932429
And u don't seem to understand
>>61932723
i have no idea what the whole Asmr gimmick is about
>2g phone
>cant leave wifi if I want to catch pokemans
this is suffering
had burgers for dinner today guys
>>61932756
>>2g phone
why are people like you even allowed to exist
hello, can I talk with black people?
/cum/ i w dont want to drink wht people
helple
>>61932856
yeah
https://youtu.be/LTu29QWDHSM
>>61932816
my dad fucked up and bought me a phone that uses the euro 4gband. It can only get 2g in the states. although ATT is giving me a free upgrade this month which is neat
Why did the engineers want to kill earth?
>>61932618
then you are using it as a crutch
are you a NEET? what is your living/education/employment situation?
>>61932856
Yes, I have Jerome here to answer your questions.
>>61932902
wassup, nigga? XD
how's da life? do you live in a black neighborhood?
>>61932900
pull it together, son\
explain the situation
>>61932940
You'll be fine then. In the meantime try finding a coffee shop near a pokestop. Those hipsters give out free wifi.
Wish I were drunk, guys
>>61932856
I'm not black but I'm a >mexican intellectual
Is that close enough
>>61932950
Yes I have been aware that I am, but I'm trying to wean myself off of using that as a crutch and using my dog-care as a crutch instead
>yes
>nonexistent/pathetic
sit here forever and smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE2B_kCfvss
>seeing this girl
>asked her to hang out last night
>"oh no, sorry, I'm going fishing with my dad in the morning"
>my friend sent me a snapchat of him with her a bunch of people out on a boat drinking together
>>61933029
Poison her to death bro.
>>61933029
fucking wrecked
>>61933029
Cuck
>>61933029
Why it's not even worth it to look for a gf in a nutshell
>>61933106
Yeah I'm not letting her in my life anymore
Watching Elysium w/ my mom
>>61933029
You sound pretty beta, tbqh
>>61933380
cool blog no one cares
>>61933029
>>61933233
This is why I smoke weed everyday instead of looking for a job, lads
>>61932966
It's all gucci just shooting up some white bois.
![1298247500298[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QfIcoaE.png "1298247500298[1].png")
>>61933029
>>61933021
would rather sit here forever and /sad/ tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkWJmoL8KQ
![1282011859320[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LK4CwsU.png "1282011859320[1].png")
>>61933530
good song lad
>>61933029
lmao
>>61933530
blues tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAbrnjdtYw
>>61933725
>tfw somewhere out in our galaxy
>there's an alien cunt that could be listening to this right fucking now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8AuYmID4wc
how many applications a day did you fill before you got a job?
>>61933029
don't see what the problem is desu
if a girl likes you she'll make room in her schedule to hang out if you invite her too, and all else is rejection - with very few exceptions where there really are important plans that are unable to be changed, and if this is the case she'll express regret genuinely and you'll know she really does wish she could
in this case, she'll probably offer up a future date, too
the only ones who don't understand this are autismos
are you mad because she lied? it's simply how the game is played, she's not going to say "No, I actually just don't want to hang out with you." - that would crush you man
>>61933004
>>61933461
pets are a good crutch, beyond that I'd give you some motivational bs about turning your life around but honestly it has to come from within after self-reflection so I'll just say I hope you get there one day, hopefully soon
>>61933850
>the only ones who don't understand this are autismos
>are you mad because she lied? it's simply how the game is played
This rousled my jim-bobs, although I know you're right
>pets are a good crutch, beyond that I'd give you some motivational bs about turning your life around but honestly it has to come from within after self-reflection so I'll just say I hope you get there one day, hopefully soon
Sometimes its not enough as I'm sitting there with a shitty back and I want to go out back and toss the ball with my puppo but the back pain saps all my energy
maybe if I got a new mattress/bed I could bounce back as quickly as I should for my age (24)
>>61933795
long after we perish lad
>>61933912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c
>tfw sometimes I wonder what alien cuntrys will think about earf music in the year 2316
>>61933850
>that would crush you man
I'd honestly rather be told the truth than be lied to. It's not like we were dating, but I like her and we've been having sex regularly for the past month or so. Just sucks that it's probably over. I'll give her some shit for lying to me the next time I see her, gauge her reaction, then probably move on to the next girl. Shit just sucks when you're lied to
>>61933850
>and if this is the case she'll express regret genuinely and you'll know she really does wish she could
>women capable of regret
>>61933799
1
I met someone who had a good relationship with the hiring manager and was willing to give me a reference
>>61933850
>are you mad because she lied? it's simply how the game is played, she's not going to say "No, I actually just don't want to hang out with you." - that would crush you man
You're either a cuck or a woman trying to make cucking socially acceptable
>>61933905
fixing the back pain sounds like a good, solid step in the right direction for you
>>61934053
A lot of people say they'd rather be told the truth but few actually would
It sucks in its own way but it's just part of the larger social game
>>61934176
wtf I'm just talking about dating rejections autismus maximus, not about cheating or anything else
>Descedants of Brits talking with bunch of niggers in this thread
lel
>>61934223
People who lie are unreliable though. Can't stand being bullshitted.
>>61934114
welp I guess I need to learn how to meet people
>>61934223
>wtf I'm just talking about dating rejections autismus maximus, not about cheating or anything else
>in this case, she'll probably offer up a future date, too
>the only ones who don't understand this are autismos
mhmmm
>>61934261
most white americans are descendants of germans now bud, might want to work on your american history
>>61934261
>his ancestors made alcohol out of potatoes
Lmao not even the potatonigger Irish did this
Go replace the tape in your dashcam Ivan
>>61934047
Haven't listened to enough Chet Baker, this is only the second song I've heard and it makes me regret waiting this long to listen to more. I really need to fully dive into good Jazz.
>>61934261
It's terrible, I know.
>>61934314
That's not true. Wish I had saved the link, I could have used it dozens of times on /int/ by now, basically it was a graduate school project showing the sudden "decline" in Americans of British ethnicities in the 18th and 19th centuries.
Basically Britian was unpopular with Ametica then and people if British ancestry were denying it. According to birth rate trends American whites should still be predominantly British/Irish
Not German
>>61934450
Sounds totally objective there lad
>>61934450
US is true anglo nation
>>61934450
so how come German very nearly became our national language?
Go back to Quebec and fuck a frog
reccomend me some happy anime lads
>>61934450
Just saw another Brit on here who was saying the same thing. It makes sense honestly, the only thing that doesn't make sense to me is how the same phenomenon didn't happen during the World Wars. Granted, we downplayed a lot of direct German influence in our culture during those times, but you'd think there'd be less people claiming German lineage so soon after just like back in the late 18th/early 19th centuries with Britain.
sssssunday night motherfuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wru2aDvmpT0
>>61934538
Trigun
If you really wanted a job you would show up in person
>>61934498
My definition for Anglo nation is
>predominantly English speaking
>Currently or formerly part of the British Empire
>predominantly white
So, Canada, Ireland, Channel Islands, Australia, New Zealand, the UK, and America (for now) are all Anglo.
>>61934611
can't exactly do that with a lot of places :/
>>61934636
Yes you can
>>61934655
Can I kick it?
>>61934611
tbqh I've been hearing a lot that walking in with a resume is becoming increasingly more frowned upon and ends up with your application/resume/consideration going straight into the waste bin. Where it used to mean initiative, apparently a lot of people now perceive it as "can't follow directions/rules"
>>61934634
You can't be anglo if you are a superpower and have your own off shore territories.
Any country that is anglo excluding the UK is a glorified colony
>>61934693
I'm gonna need sauce or something, because that's exactly what I plan on doing around town in a couple of days.
>>61934272
most of my friends got their jobs through personal connections, it's like having "hire this one unless they are shit" stamped on your resume
>>61934266
I have no tolerance for lying about anything that actually matters, but lying about plans to let someone down softly is the norm because no one wants to look someone, who they're presumably on good terms with (or else how wouldthis situation ave come about) in the face and tell them they don't want to hang out with them
It's too mean for most people
It sucks that we can't just be straightforward and also assured that we won't destroy someone's self-confidence but people are complicated
Also it's not some grand code to crack..
Asks girl out, girl says...
1) Yes - nice
2) Unfortunately I have plans ('No') - oh well
3) Unfortunately I have plans, how about next weekend? ('I actually have plans, I want to hang out with you') - nice
>>61934693
And if you aren't getting a job anyway what do you have to lose?
Sounds like you're just searching for reasons not to at this point.
>>61934711
It could just be my industry/sector, it's just something I heard from a few friends, hence my qualifier that I've "been hearing" it. I supply no evidence and admit it could be bullshit, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were the case as well.
>>61934725
Just sharing an anecdote; I already have a job.
>>61934655
Yea stores that have a help wanted sign out front but thats about it. When you live in a city there are not a lot of opportunities like that and you have to use their website.
If you walk in the store and ask for an application they tell you to leave and use their website instead.
can you americans at leas give us disneyland?
>>61934799
>If you walk in the store and ask for an application they tell you to leave and use their website instead.
Ask to talk with the manager or whoever is in charge of employment and if they aren't there ask what times you can get a hold of them
>>61934526
>>61934450
WE WUZ GERMANS
In all seriousness though Americans have thoroughly abandoned their german because of WW1 and WW2
>>61934526
For the reason I said, anti-British sentiments.
Remember, you are a people that changed sauerkraut to "liberty cabbage" during the world wars and french fries to "freedom fries" because France wouldn't go to Iraq with you
>>61934802
>give mexico millions every year for no reason
>with nothing in return
>cant u guys giv us more too tho?
kys
>>61934802
meme/10
Nice one
anime
>>61934950
Not today
>>61934993
but
>>61935037
Oh well. Go ahead.
how do I enter the anime realm
>>61934846
alright I'll try this more. Do you bring your resume with you in person to do this? I'd feel unprofessional going around with a backpack full of resumes
>>61935162
post anime
>>61930905
I wish
I just want to have lesbo sex with an qt emo
>>61935209
ok
>>61935233
excellent choice senpai
How's it going buds
>>61935301
horribly
>>61935325
Lmm getting btfo as usual
Me on the left
>>61935176
Get a good leather-bound (or faux-leather or whatever) portfolio or padfolio or whatever from Staples and just keep like, ten at a time in there. It'll look a lot more professional than some Jansport.
>>61935325
Me winning in the right
>>61935325
>CIA
>Blue
Why is vapeman banned?
>>61935352
What is it horrible?
>>61934892
>you are a people that changed sauerkraut to "liberty cabbage" during the world wars
We also changed frankfurters to hot dogs, but I just think that's a better anglo name.
>french fries to "freedom fries" because France wouldn't go to Iraq with you
America ends at the mason dixon line.
>>61935415
There aren't 3 dark blue properties you absolute cucklord
baby
>lads
>>61934398
Learn yourself some gud jazz, m8
https://youtu.be/3XvJFW0DHbU
>card sends me straight to CIA's property with two houses
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61935558
Had my older sister to give me at least a good footing with Miles, Coltrane, and Hancock when I was younger, but I was just a little bit too young to dive in when she gave me a bunch of albums for my birthday. Glad I still have all that around though as a springboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz_eGZ8U5kY
>>61935415
Delet this
>>61935595
>>61935521
>>61935690
>this still triggers people
>>61935766
It's a factually incorrect image in every way
It's the worst excuse for a "meme" I've seen
>>61935687
Some pretentious assholes will say that's "entry level" jazz, but not many compositions come close to this:
https://youtu.be/6w4FI0Jq0lI
>>61935766
>>61935766
>not knowing the rules of monopoly
>the best /cum/ posters have comfy monopoly games together
>>61935766
Also what the fuck is the significant of planting regional flags on the cards
>>61935792
t. cia
Why did you drop the persona?
>not drinking breakfast juice
>>61935973
>t. CIA
>>61935506
You guys are great
>>61935939
It triggered some of the regional flag posters as well so I just decided to include all of them from the time. It's interesting to see how many are gone now
>>61936174
Think like 15 people stick around and the rest come and go every 2 months or so
>>61935545
well buds, i have $3 in my bank account and I lost my job. couldn't afford to pay my rent last month, cant afford to now and my landlord keeps knocking on my door but I'm pretending I'm not home. My neighbor told me my landlord is pissed. im fucked buds, gonna be homeless again. i dont have enough time to find a job and pay my rent in time. rip
>>61936349
trade your body for another month of rent
>>61936349
were you the anon who got kicked out of home and was homeless for a bit and was living in a tent?
>>61936349
Get a job flipping burgers.
If you can't get a job doing menial actions, you don't deserve to have a home.
>brother is bipolar
>he's been texting my mother since like 3AM about how he can't stop crying and he's falling apart
>lives hundreds of miles away so we can't do anything
Fun day buds
>>61936416
that was 9 months ago. yeah
>>61936404
tell him to delete this post
>at grandmas house
>she brings up my ex gf again and how I didn't "keep her"
>have been watching The Sopranos lately so I just say "where do you get your balls" and walk out of the room
Why are grandmas always sneak dissing
>>61936454
>tell me mom I feel depressed because I have no friends to tell it to
>she yells at me
wish I knew what it was like for people to have compassion for me desu
>>61936383
rather be homeless lel
>>
>>61936508
That must suck
He isn't even her son, he's my half brother and she still cares
>>61936507
>>61936349
Oh fuck she's back and she's trying to open my doors holy shit thank god I dead bolted them. I'm scared bros what if they get in
I can't stop eating my own fecal matter help
