Tom Brady Edition
DO NOT bully alberta or montana!!
ugh whatever enjoy your shitty flyover
>>61941530
good thread
>>61941529
Construction everywhere
>>61941536
It means he's calling you a whore for money
>>61941530
Wait what, belichick smiling?
>4 flags
>Listen to one song on repeat until I get tired of it then move to a new one
How do I stop doing this
>>61941534
ok
>>61941547
I'm not a whore
>>61941541
This desu
t. Alberta
How do we make this thread not shit?
>why yes, I do live in the cultural pit of the world known as the flyover states
>>61941565
Listen to albums on repeat until you move on to a new one.
>>61941585
Post music for a start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaqqCjBW4g
My ex friend lives in Calgary
>>61941600
Okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VT8rzHBVgY
>warning: anime
>>61941607
why are they your ex friend
>>61941607
>>61941612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYrQC-jWMFM
>Donald Trump announces Bernie Sanders as his VP
how do you react?
>>61941612
>warning: anime
>tfw downloaded like ten albums last night and then I realized half of them were volcaoid
>your code doesn't work
>>61941591
doesnt sting as much without the vape
>it's a weeb episode
>>61941607
damn it mustve been a pretty bad breakup for you to call them your exfriend
>>61941650
>Aphex Twin
ayy
Have you listened to this dank shit yet, my african american?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuPzKp4vl8
>>61941662
That wasn't vocaloid I posted, it just has neato anime visuals
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzxGPit_8UQ
>>61941673
I have to learn Java until Wednesday or I'm done for
>>61941656
I would go and get registered that very day
>>61941701
Are you the german who keeps posting his thai gf?
>>61941718
Oh ok
well maybe just pay pajeet to do your java work for you until you finish learning. Or do you have to take a test?
>>61941694
Yeah I figured, I just had to shoehorn in my own story :^)
In my defense though I don't think the vocaloid stuff I got is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgqn2TuE5gw
>>61941730
end of semester exam
I've got the horrible feeling I'm forgetting a lot of c++ because of the repeat classes for assembly
>>61941731
>In my defense though I don't think the vocaloid stuff I got is surprisingly good
guh, meant to write that it's surprisingly good but ended up morphing two sentences into one
i want to kill myself desu
>>61941731
>>61941748
That's actually pretty dank, just needs different vocals imo
>>61941742
You're fucked
Post nature from your city
Took this several hours ago while walking around the park looking for pokemon. I'm really happy with how it turned out
>>61941757
I know
I need to pass that exam or else I won't have enough credit points and get thrown out hehehehe
>>61941776
lol
>>61941751
why?
>>61941776
>hehehehe
Why is he laughing?
>>61941751
i dont necessarily WANT to kill myself but i feel like it'd be much easier, yknow?
>>61941799
you just don't "get" german humor
>>61941694
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuPzKp4vl8
Good shit.
>>61941799
idk why he's laughing but i also laugh when i post things im stressed about that way it doesn't seem like im as big of a fag as i actually am for blogging about the things that are making me want to kill myself on 4chan. like, "im going to prison lol no big deal"
>>61941811
I thought he was making a Sopranos reference to be quite honest with you, familiar
>>61941812
>tfw got my music taste from everyone I've ever met in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d34hJwMhVto
![IMG_0633[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ExiZ75j.jpg "IMG_0633[1].jpg")
>>61941769
nice picture desu, which state is that?
>>61941808
I don't think I would kill myself, but if I found out I was going to die I would be ok with it
all I want is a summer job, a little bit of weed and a gf
>>61941866
Ohio
That looks like a comfy lake
Do any of you watch TMZ?
post more music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK7q4uYX9nc
>>61941912
Same here, my man
Except I could maybe do without the gf for now because then I gotta share my weed and my time
this is a cuck thread now
>>61941866
this looks like a godspeed! album cover
>>61941912
Nigga, July is almost half over and you still don't have a summer job?
anime tiddies
>>61941941
I applied a lot of places from june and only a few responses saying "we've moved ahead with other candidates"
I must really suck with my resume game idk man
>>61941941
>July is almost half over
STOP
CAN WE PAUSE TIME FOR A MINUTE PLEASE JUST STOP
got class in 7 hours and cant fall asleep. already pretty drunk so dirnking myself to sleep is out of the question
![IMG_0565[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrq0bNj.jpg "IMG_0565[1].jpg")
>>61941912
>could have probably gotten a comfy job working at my uni's movie theatre
>instead went back to working in a shitty store with no qt girls
regretting it every moment desu
>>61941918
it's actually English Bay in Hongcouver, the picture is just really shitty, my bad
>>61941937
heh
>drinking whole milk
>>61941982
Have you never tried melatonin? At this point it's too risky/late since you're already drunk
wouldn't mind having sex with a woman
it smells like top ramen and sweat in my room
>>61942064
Why don't you try maruchan for a change
>1:20 AM
>I'm eating candy
what is wrong with me
>>61942085
>>61942064
autism
>>61941751
I lost my best friend to suicide recently. His mother and father were two of the happiest and wonderful people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing, and they were just distraught and completely brought to their knees at the funeral. Lost their only kid. It's like a nightmare and you'll never wake up from it. In the end it was his decision to make but fuck it's such a painful thing. To know you'll never ever see someone again who you were so close to is just unbelievably sad.
>>61941751
Don't do it!
>>61941769
Chattanooga, TN
>>61942104
Must be nice to set yourself free though
>>61942147
how could it be nice
youre dead
I never watched Passion of the Christ
Should I?
>>61942176
I don't really give a fuck if you watch it or not to be perfectly honest with ya buddy
>>61942189
thanks for your opinion
>>61941769
t. cascades
>>61942158
The stress of the world and life and everything that has ever caused you pain or suffering in an instant is gone, your worries are gone forever. Honestly I don't think it's right to call a person who wants to end it all cowardly. someone who doesn't want to live should be forced to live and that is fair
>>61942134
Why USA has such a beautiful nature? I mean we're not even at the Pacific Northwest which might be the most beautiful area on the planet.
>>61942176
>>61942176
it's pretty good
>>61942222
GOOD POST
>>61942214
PNW is top tier comfy, m80
>>61942104
to be honest only having one kid is kind of retarded. You're putting all your eggs in one basket, and if he/she dies that's the end of your bloodline. Plus being an only child is lonely as FUCK
>>61942264
God dammit, forgot my pic
>boiling spaghetti last night
>pour it in a colander
>there's still some water in the colander that hasn't drained, I don't notice it
>pick the colander up out of the sink
>boiling water pours all over my feet
haha
>>61942214
Because the native tribes were too dumb to exploit it before we got here.
Look at Germany, they cut down all their ancient forests long before today
>>61942281
>Plus being an only child is lonely as FUCK
somewhere out there, I know there's a girl dumb enough to want to spend the rest of her life with me. I really want to believe
>>61942321
TV told her she deserves prince charming so good luck bud
>>61942281
kids can be fugging expensive desu. I know I want one someday, but I have to be financially prepared for that and ready as an adult for that too. The cost of raising a child, owning a home, just having a stable life is immense.
I've got it lads, the answer to all our problems:
/big cums/
Bahamas
Iceland
Greenland
Canada
USA
Mexico
Socialist Republic of Cuba
>>61942281
It's just healthier for a kid to grow up with a sibling, assuming your parents are normal. Only children grow up to be spoiled turds.
>>61942360
NO COMMIES
>>61942360
>/big cums/
my life is a disaster
>>61942349
and yet billions of people have been affording it since the beginning of time. If you can afford a house and one kid, you can cut enough costs to afford a second
I bet most of you are just kids on summer vacation
>>61942411
same
>>61942287
NICE! I hope that one day I'll live in the PNW. I mean I've visited it once and it turned to instantly into a nature conserver.
>>61942349
trust me the last thing you care about when you've got a munchkin is how much it costs to have them. I was worried about it, I no longer think about it. I want to give my daughter everything in the world and I love her more than anything, that alone is enough to ensure I'll always work hard and give my family the best life I can give them. Hopefully she'll have a brother or sister soon.
>>61942411
mine too but ill manage
>>61942416
Wait, what? People are taling about financing a family? On 4chan on all places? You Americans are so weird
i bet girl farts dont even smell that good...
don't forget to get your recommended hours of sleep
>>61942502
having a family is such an alien concept to the average 4chan user that they're inevitably interested in it
>people that post here are allowed to breed
Nightmare inducing
>>61942424
>>61942475
All I can do to take my mind off it anymore is get groovy and dance. I've been procrastinating hard to make time for getting funky. I'm not sure how else to handle things. I wish I could redirect my energy in some positive way other than grooving to fix my shit.
>>61942547
thanks sissy anime poster
>>61942547
I don't let animes tell me what to do
>>61942547
thank you very much!
>>61942547
night americans
I'm gonna kill an anime!!!
>>61942601
Reported to the police
I'm gonna kill ALL the animes
>>61942601
please kill me instead
>>61942547
I'll just sleep into the afternoon like a pitiful sack of shit
>>61942321
REMINDER sexual selection exists in every species and the female almost always has the choice because females have to allocate way more energy to reproduction, therefore they only choose the best genes to better chances of survival of offspring. The weak die out, the strong survive, and humans are no exception to this. Dominant or "alpha" males will always rule
>>61942624
then you must fight me, bro.
>>61942547
hhhhahahhahaahhaa
How can anybody look at a modern feminist and think "wow she would be a good mother"?
>tfw these are the females that I'm supposed to be interested in
>>61942134
I rowed there a couple times back in highschool, I fucking loved it. I loved going down their in November from cold and gray Ohio to 70 degrees and sunny Tennessee
>>61942214
Because it's the best :^)
>>61942643
people who don't are dirty fucking casuals and normies
>>61942686
Because somehow women are coddled by nature and society
I'M TIRED OF THE JANNIES BANNING ME FOR EVERYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
>>61942716
>ME TOO
>>61942732
the perfect american female
Watching Spy Hard rn desu
>>61942732
>>61942758
You just know she'd swallow
went to a hidden spot my friends and I used to hang out at when we were in high school in the mountains and I was bummed out to see what's happened. There were pairs of underwear, beer cans and bottles everywhere, plastic shit and trash everywhere, condoms, just all around trash. Look we partied there too but we had the decency to clean up because we weren't subhumans. What is wrong with kids these days
>>61942758
>Smokes cigarettes
"No"
>>61942771
Fuck off normie
>>61942777
>the cigarette is the worst thing there
you cant make this shit up
>>61942758
alright have have a good night guys
ha ha
need an nra gf
if you're feeling down, just remember, you're all daddy's special little pumpkins *kisses each of you on the cheek*
goodnight
>>61942735
you're a total fucking cuck
need an ira gf
>>61942801
you too~
anyone here unironically have a gf? how did you get one
>>61942797
Have you yuros ever even seen a gun before?
>>61942794
Well she's a bit on the fat side but other that yeah, it's the biggest problem
>>61942831
So you're just gonna ignore the meth pipe
>>61942816
I do. Kind of a pathetic relationship, but still.
Become a worthwhile person, spend time around people you like, find one you'd date. Make the first move. If it fails, repeat.
>>61942831
>>61942777
wew lad
>>61942845
fuck it your going to just get shot anyway
I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
>USA is the Joke Country, the best Country for entertainment. They make the rest of the world feel better about itself. People look at America and see fat violent people with a corrupt government who doesn't give a fuck about us. Fucked up cops killing people and poor healthcare to help us die even faster.
>America is the greatest country on earth because the "people" are the punchline. The People of America are not people, they are cattle. It's so sad, that it just becomes entertainment. The news, the politics, the corruption, the death, the sadness all fits under the umbrella of entertainment in America. Everything is entertainment, nothing is taken seriously.
>>61942824
I used a shotgun when I was 12
but atleast here in ireland our police dont carry guns or even tasers
>>61942861
do you need me to tuck you in?
>>61942816
I do, but she's a stupid weeb/gamer gurl with messy hair and terrible taste in fashion. can honestly say I love her though
>>61942865
>oh no i'm not an american, i'm actually a canadian. you see america and canada are actually different countries. i'm not sure if you know this but canada actually borders america, however we are greatly different haha! for example we are a monarchy, use the metric system, and uh ... well thats about it i guess haha sorry. i'm actually from toronto which is, if you didn't know, the largest city in canada (once again not america). oh we also have a sizable french-canadian population! they all live in an enclave called quebec haha sorry!
>>61942865
if the USA is a joke Canada is the punchline
Reminder that both the Manning brothers are better than Brady
>>61942874
So what happens if a criminal draws a knife on them? Do they pray to Allah for the criminal to be stopped?
>>61942889
at what
>>61942859
Better stay inside your concrete fortress then.
>>61942903
At not cheating
>>61942913
did you forget the whole HGH thing
>>61942717
>>61942134
Looks qt desu. I live in a tropical area and the only nature in here is dense as fuck shrubs and small trees infested with snakes, poisonous insects and arachnids.
Not exactly a comfy walk in the woods :(
>>61942845
>Become a worthwhile person
you could become a totally worthless person and still get pussy. See: pimps, drug dealers, wiggers, murderers, heroin-addicted musicians etc.
the meme that you need to be a straight-laced successful person to attract women isn't telling the whole story
>>61942899
>allah
ill have you know this is a Catholic country
they have batons and pepper spray
theres a "gang war" in Dublin at the moment and 6 people have been shot in the space of 2 months and people were calling for the army to be sent in lol
>>61942906
ill slow down when i see you flying down the freeway at 160
>>61942920
one offense vs 4
>>61942865
>The People of America are not people, they are cattle.
>>61942883
>>61942888
>Implying that Canadians are all Anglos
Ostie que vous êtes drôles.Z'êtes vraiment une bonne grosse blague
>>61942939
you think he took HGH once?
Who /groove/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiq9Kegc63A
QUICK post a song that makes you happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
>>61942959
That song makes you happy?
>>61942957
What kind of people listen to this music?
>>61942959
music either makes me feel nothing or makes me sad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718629
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718629
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718629
>>61942987
Okay bud, stay away from elementary schools.
>>61942983
The kind who get laid without getting a job or moving out of their parents house
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A
>>61942922
There's not really any nature here left. I live in a huge, sprawling sea of suburbs, so the only pics of actual nature I have are from national parks. And that costs money.
This is the elementary schoolyard in my neighborhood. Pretty comfy I guess.
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlsBkkAvqzs
>>61942957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKtcF4H6yO4
>>61943016
what are you trying to say...
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvtJLuckQLg
Mexicanos de /cum/ can you explain Chiapas conflict ?
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeXBsE5fSBU
I listen to it a lot.
If I was going to go anywhere I think I'd go to Russia buds.
I don't know why but I have a fascination with Russia. I would just be afraid of commie mind control devices
>>61943091
tf is that lol
>>61943054
Damn I like that drum & bass work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRSSR9iIND8
/cum, name some good colleges for international students. Cheap or good financial aid plz
>>61942957
more like this please
PLEASE AMERIKUN
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgxz5P0CJ38
>>61943152
the only colleges remotely worth the money here are no-name community colleges
if you want financial aid fill out a fafsa form. Their website is fafsa.gov or .edu or something. You're almost guaranteed at least some aid
>>61943164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DSOs-c9RxU
Here's the whole album, I liked it. Found it through here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWcYCAEZBU4
>>61943166
Their music always sounds better when they play it acoustically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xPOlUzpEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5rEDWeogo
>>61943152
DeVry university
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc
>>61943195
burr
Someone posted this one earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5Y7q-tzVY&feature=youtu.be
>>61943206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87VLzM9t4Y
gucci mane is a fucking legend
>>61943182
Worth the money? What do you mean by that?
>>61943195
das it
https://youtu.be/oBkJk4t_H4U
>>61943133
My compatriot of color
https://youtu.be/7myLXPUBB_w
this is a nice path
morning, laddies
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPGzfoADOiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jNAYYq3pJE
could pick literally any song from these fine gentlemen
>>61943192
Isn't that a huge meme?
>>61943219
>>61943224
Have you guys heard this conspiracy theory that some people (WSHH, "black twitter") think that Gucci Mane was killed and replaced with a clone
>>61943223
Some (a lot) of schools here are basically cash scams designed to get you to pay them as much money as possible then when you "graduate" you end up not getting the certifications you need to find the job in your work field
Other schools basically just take all the tuition money and throw it at "youths" for sportsball programs and sportsball arenas/buildings/training complexes
>>61943091
>teachers union is subdivided in several districts
>new reform gets implemented taking away the right to inherit jobs
>the district that oversees Chiapas and Oaxaca is highly corrupted, selling these "jobs" and making some other dirty business in order to steel from tax payer money
>Everyone but them accept the new reform
>They go into strike along with other movements (Chiapas is filled with them)
>they have blocked the main interstates for the last 2 months along with gas distribution centers.
>Gas is hard to get, the price of some goods skyrocket
>a lot of small vendors go out off business
A month ago one of my family's buses (we're on the tourism business) was burnt out by them . And one week ago another bus was stopped in a indigenous town. (Police can't really interfere in the communities)
Is a shitshow in here, but teachers are drawing back because the government just gave u to dialogue., because there's nothing really to dialog about. Is either you follow the laws or you confront the consequences.
>>61943242
The meme is that the school sucks
>>61943247
he looks and sounds different but that's because he lost a ton of weight and stopped drinking lean like it's water
>>61943254
*steal sorry
>>61943264
I always thought lean would make you eat less since it's basically like dope except you drink it. I said the same thing when I heard that though since I figured he just got them prison gainz
>>61943247
>go to respected engineering-focused state uni
>raised tuition
>keeps building new shit we don't need
>keep having to walk around it every day to class
>>61943223
universities will charge you about $10k/year, and financial aid most likely won't cover most of that unless you're a genius minority. Community colleges are like 3-4k/year and get you an equally good degree. Universities here are a meme for impressionable young normalfaggots to "study" and live in dorms and experiment with alcohol and get a worthless degree while your parents pay for it and go 10s of thousands of dollars in debt.
>>61943276
a lot of people gain weight on it from what i've heard. the promethazine changes your voice though, makes it more scratchy
>>61943278
i know the feeling. it's genuinely difficult to get to the labs because half of the hallway is closed for construction
>>61943278
The uni I dropped out of was about the same except they were also building shit like buildings for the medical/computer science/engineering departments so I really couldn't talk that much shit about them.
They were raising tuition to throw crazy amounts of money at the (sub-par) football team and basketball team right before I enrolled though, mostly because 'muh disney movie we got dem recognishun now'
>>61943298
I used to hang out with a guy who drank that shit like it was water and I swear I only saw him eat once in the whole year that I knew him. He was thin as a rail, too
>>61943281
That's sad I guess? Because I've been seriously thinking about getting a degree from the States because to want to become American one day. Local degree could help a lot.
the internet should be restricted to people who are 22 years or older
>>61943312
>throw crazy amounts of money at the (sub-par) football team
i hate this shit
listening to rock at work
feeling rather good today
/blog
>>61943224
good lord
>>61943324
What's even more ridiculous is that most of them still end up getting signed to NFL teams even if it's for like 2nd string, and they just use the college (and everyone elses' tuition) as a springboard to do so\
bear in mind that this is from a "Division I" school
>>61943281
Just because people get suckered into shitty degrees doesn't mean universities are a meme. A high tier university is also ripe with opportunities and connections which mongs never take advantage of then complain when they don't have an edge over their competition.
if dubs i'm having a wank
Pooed myself today. Disgraceful
>>61943365
oneoff
do it anyways
>>61942951
How do you enjoy leeching off the already broken Canadian government?
>>61943186
thanks broski
>>61943355
This. If you make the right connections, even a meme degree can be useful
>>61943276
a lot of dope fiends are stereotypical skinny, but it is not unheard of for people with opiate problems to be fat. Usually it's cause they have money. Look at Artie Lange, was a heroin addict and obese.
Reminder that if the man with the fedora DOES NOT have a vape you are just posting a /brit/ meme which means you are a filthy redcoated lobsterback
>>61943369
happens to the best of us
happened to me just last week
>>61943369
>ameripoops
>>61943317
it is sad. College in general here is a massive scam, especially if you aren't studying in a STEM field. The smartest and most reasonable way to get a degree here imo is to live at home and drive to a local community college to get a STEM degree.
pro-tip: get a degree or training in something medical, like a medical assistant, respiratory therapist, phlebotomist, RN (annoying as fuck degree to get btw), physical therapist or something like that. We have a large, aging population of baby boomers who need medical care and are willing to pay shitloads of money for it. And robots probably aren't going to take the place of nurses any time soon
>>61943416
You need some attention? Does your government not provide a person to keep you entertained at all time?
>>61942959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLBOpoJFjRA
>>61942836
That's what it is? I thought it was just a weed pipe
>>61943355
networking is great and all but you can do it without going tens of thousands of dollars in debt. I'd absolutely recommend something like joining a frat at a prestigious school if you have the social skills and money to do it.
universities are the meme of our time
>>61943433
>ameripoopies
>>61943443
No if it was a weed pipe, it would have a deep indentation as a bowl
Instead the pipe in >>61942732 has a little teeny hole at the top for dropping meth shards into; then you see how it's all black at the bottom? The meth smoker lights that bottom part of the pipe up and it vaporizes the meth
>t. drug pro
>>61943416
Is this what you're masturbating to or something?
WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE DUMB NORMIES YOU HAVE WORK/SUMMER SCHOOL IN THE MORNING
>>61943443
you must be pretty sheltered to think people freebase weed
>>61943480
>YOU HAVE WORK
lol I wish
>>61943460
>swedierapies
>>61943355
So much this. I did a lit/creative writing double major at a bretty gud school, but one known for having a top undergrad creative writing department. Am I making STEM bux? No, but I'm doing pretty well because of the people I go to meet because of the quality of the program and because I took advantage of the opportunities there. Even our more lackluster grads GPA-wise end up working at publishers and as editors and such for pretty respectable places because they did the same as I did. The mongs who sat around on tumblr together and spent their free time in Harry Potter club and shit instead of editing one of the school's lit journals or even the yearbook or school magazine are the ones bitching and moaning about how they don't have good opportunities once they've graduated. It's all what you make of it.
>>61943483
h-huh?
>>61943480
its just a bunch of children on summer vacation
>>61943460
>>61943416
3/5 of these are just menstrual blood. step your game up
>>61943492
Thank you Latvia
You make me hate Yuros less
Is .22 rimfire ammo hard to find everywhere right now? I'm in LA county and I can't find it anywhere.
>>61943474
Just drop them down the mouthpiece my man, it's easier. Hold your thumb over the hole while heating it, then take your thumb off and inhale.
>>61943429
Same here in Finland. We have a shitload of humanities majors who are unemployed. Some have two masters but no jobs. That's the reason we have too many teachers because people go to university because it used to bring bread to the table. Nowdays engineers are teaching mathematics in high school because they cant get a job in their own field.
Hence why I've been itching to move to the USA because it's still better than Finland.
>>61943480
>>61943524
Not hard for me, just expensive
I can buy it at walmart but for like $15-20/box, depending on what load/brand you get
>>61943529
I've never smoked meth, I just know how it's done. Guess I sound like a major dingus now
>>61943511
FUCK OFF CHILDREN GO TO SLEEP
