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"""""brexit""""" edition
howling. what were you lads thinking? you're le crashing your le economy and it's le not going to recover!1!1 le europe is doing so much le better!1!
Feeling suicidal desu.
Feeling quite handsome haha
Literally still can't believe brexit happened LMFAO
>>61859652
>gif
fuck off
SHOULD I WALK TO THE PUB RIGHT NOW OR NOT?????
turns out this Canadian bird is 15
aborting mission, aborting mission
>>61859791
Just don't ask for nudes.
>>61859694
same, felt this way before but feel like I really might be at my end this time. Just don't see anyway to move forward in life or make things better
not sure how I would do it tho, pretty scary stuff
>>61859791
nonce
>>61859791
NONCE NONCE NONCE
REPORTED FOR NONCING
>>61859791
reported you fuck. hope you rot in prison.
Wanked my Willy fucking silly
>>61859781
yes of course
I'll meet you there and we can play darts
>>61859652
Before Brexit everyone on /r/europe was so nice talking about how funny we were and how much good music we made and now they're talking about how shit our food is and how ugly our women are. Bastards desu.
>>61859812
>>61859813
>>61859820
new world puritanical values
>>61859806
>>61859791
yuro degeneracy
What's the point in Muslims? Why can't they just not be Muslim?
>>61859873
bloody racist
>>61859812
>>61859813
>>61859820
hey it's not like I'm 60 years old
I'm only 48
>>61859873
They'll be killed if they leave the religion
Business idea: silently change the name of the commonwealth to "the Commonwealth of the British Empire" or "the British Empire" for short
Business idea: covertly replace all the governments of the commonwealth with puppet regimes
god dammit lads every time I walk past her at work I don't even acknowledge her even though I think she's qt why am I such a sperg
ahaha qt's x
>>61859955
>>61859989
i will work to make this happen
remember when spain was going to take back gibraltar hahaha
>>61860025
good la, i'll put in a word for you
>>61859832
Shows you who your friends are haha. Anglosphere fuck yes.
HaHa! What's going on in here then??
>>61860028
you wanna fucking go m8
really want a gook gf that hates herself because she is asian
>>61859832
wow i just took a look on there the anti UK shilling is ridiculous
like 90% of front page articles are badmouthing us
that website is rotten all the way to the top
>>61860047
caveat: canada, australia and new zealand have proportional representation in the imperial parliament that is above westminster
>>61859694
>>61859808
Tell me your problems la
>>61860079
don't make me park a fucking nuclear sub outside your house, m8
Remember when Britain was a white country aha
No me neither
>>61860094
Nothing to live for.
really need a mancunian qt3.14 to light fags with
>brunette
>edgy
>good taste in music
>isnt chav
do they exist? I wanna fug one so bad
>>61860114
that'd be because you only came here last year, abdul
>>61860116
you can live for me : )
>be manc, nh
>walk outside
>disorder starts playing
the green letters
>>61860116
That's only a problem if you make it be one, I don't have anything to live for and I'm perfectly content, even happy nowadays.
nigger, NIGGER
>>61860124
>Britain
>A white country in the last few years
Fucking mong
>>61860144
I need purpose but I have nothing to give it. Life is just so empty.
>>61860127
Thanks I guess
Hmmm
>be manc, nh
>get in fight with gf
>love will tear us apart starts playing
>>61860165
literally think I have some sort of internet induced tourettes. everytime I am bored or thinking about something I type "nigger" into youtube or google
>>61860174
hahahahaha, now the french needs to post it too
>>61860114
haha.. s-sucks to be you guys...
What happened with the Brexit? Was it a success?
>>61860190
Pyrrhic victory
>be manc, nh
>bf picks me up from school
>this charming man starts playing
>>61860094
have no energy for life
been depressed for as long as I can remember
lost all the friends I like and hate the ones I have
seriously fucked up my degree and got a 2.2 so I will never ever get a job in my field
struggle even holding down shitty bar jobs
only know how to enjoy myself with drugs
I'm a pathetic waste of space underachiving failure, 23 still a burden on my parents, I'm so embarrassed of my own existence and see absolutely no future of merit for myself
>>61860169
listen mohammed, i know you live in 44% london, but the rest of us (shitchester withstanding) are majority white
>>61860173
What's your situation in life? I used to be a depressed NEET
listening to the bloodhound gang
>>61860217
>Don't worry about the non white population doubling every census and pakis having a 3.82 birth rate compared to the average of 1.9 - we are still a majority :)
>be manc, nh
>start chatting qt to fuck
>age of consent starts playing
me and a mate
joined an organised crime syndicate called the bloodhound gang
going to bash some brummies faces in
>>61859729
unwarranted
>>61860216
What drugs benzos?
>>61860234
About to graduate from university.
>be manc, nh
>fall in love with northern qt inna week
>Friday, I'm in Love starts playing
>>61860266
whatever I can get
probably going to get some benzos today so I can sleep
I will literally kill myself if we don't get to TSU tomorrow.
>>61860250
my city is literally 92% white, m8
you and your paki friends only exist in london and manchester
>be me
>Get drunk
listening to alice in chains, soundgarden, pearl jam, REM, and stone temple pilots
>>61860321
>Don't worry about our capital city being 30% white these days lol it will NEVER spread here!!!
>>61860250
Rate muh city.
>>61860358
Hull is a fucking shithole
>>61860346
you have to go back
>>61860260
thats pretty gay, toronto yardies would drop you with a glock pretty quick
>>61860383
I like it. I lived in Canterbury for some years and came to the conclusion that there is no place like home.
>>61860383
it really is
t. lived in a humberside village
>>61860216
Say, I've been exactly where you are.
You aren't homeless yet, AND you're only 23, which are both going for you in a major way.
Probably going to have to hang up the bottle and/or drugs for a bit, which really sucks for a while.
Gonna have to get that depression dealt with though and booze and drugs will make the jew mind control pills not work.
***OFFICIAL GREATEST NATIONS OF ALL TIME POWER RANKING***
1. United States of America
2. United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
3. Roman Empire
~~~~~POWER GAP~~~~~
the rest
>>61860403
>humberside
Delete this.
5 white cops got killed hahahaha
Final Fantasy 8 or 6?
>>61860405
I don't doubt that I could improve my life
the problem is I dont want to, or don't want to try
anyway we'll stop talking about this now, acting like a whining self pitying dickhead is just sad
>>61860421
It's summer, so 8.
>>61860409
switch 1 and 2
>>61860443
I don't know what thatmeans but ok
hello
>>61860500
hey x
pirate vocabulary is funny x
>>61860448
If you take an honest look at things one will see that America has far exceeded the British Empire in terms of all out power and global influence, taking into account different periods of course
I'm not retarded enough to compare a Man of War to an Aircraft Carrier
hm yes I quite like saying hm yes
>>61860440
Right right.
I actually know what you're talking about.
Even though you don't want to your hand will be forced eventually, so it's kind of easy way or hard way.
Future you will probably appreciate if you did it easy way and sooner, since your overall field of options naturally narrows.
I was about two years older than you when it got properly bad.
ah yes
genuinely don't get how cucked everyone was around oj simpson desu
he sounded like a fucking shitcunt throughout his entire life
off to hell, you lads need anything?
""ahh yes"" is a well known /brit/ meme x
So I walked to the pub by myself and did a poo as soon as I got there (the door had no latch so it was half open the whole time)
Now I'm out back by myself and everyone else here is in groups
Feel like a sad sack t b h should probably just go home after I finish this beer
>>61860487
You will one day.
Have fun.
>>61860616
did a shit with no door once
multiple people saw my cock and bollocks that time
Trying to read Infinite Jest lads, it takes me like an hour to read 10 pages.
>>61860575
I quite enjoyed the documentary, I assume you're watching it
I believe that everyone cucked out for him because he was a top tier celebrity
He's up for parole this year, he'll be denied
Anyone else hate being white?
>>61860616
At least shoot some whiskey before you tromp home, you weirdo.
thanks god i am not white
>>61860659
kind of scared atm
negroes getting a little too feisty
>>61859832
Fucking bullies
>>61860636
I just watched a manlet pickup an obese woman
They're now walking out, I assume to get a cab and go have disgusting drunken sex
>>61860664
i know man, but thank god i was not born in the USA, being brown there sucks
>>61860655
yeah its a good series, I'm up to part 4.
all of his friends even from high school were cucks. he literally stole Al collins girlfriend and he still sucked him off. then there was that story about dogging his mates at the principals office to save himself. he's a piece of shit and the trial was an absolute joke full of jurors who were dumber than shit.
the only funny part is the hero he's made out to be by the black community when he hated black people more than most white people did.
>>61860661
I figured I'd go out as I hadn't done so in forever
Lads, my gf gave me her Hulu account
FATHER TED IS HERE
>>61860659
I'll have 20 lambert please.
date tonight has me feeling nauseous haha
>>61859832
check /r/Ireland if you want to get angry/laugh at idiots
they support Scotland leaving the Uk but don't support Britain leaving the EU by the same logic
boggles the mind how they don't see themselves as hypocrites
in reddit.....strange things happen....
>>61860726
Do they have Father Ted in Mejico?
SO MUCH FUCKING WORK TO DO I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF INSTEAD I CAN'T DO IT
>>61860703
No, yeah, which was a good call and I support it.
You were the one saying you felt a sad sack and that you should just leave.
I'd say stick around but it's your world.
>>61860696
Yeah the trial was an absolute shitshow
I can't believe the judge allowed the jury to walk through his house
Best OJ line of all time was when he saw all the black people protesting in his neighborhood and remarked "what are all these niggers doing in Brentwood"
Wait until you see the part where he robs the sports memorabilia dealer in Las Vegas
Had me howling the entire time
His robbery crew consisted of 4 obese middle aged men
>>61860757
I'll stick around
It's only an hour until last call anyway and as people begin to leave I'll go sit at the bar
Thankfully they allow smoking in here
>>61860708
The silver one la?
>>61860787
Of course silver. Does anyone actually smoke golds?
>>61859652
When are you going to invoke article 50?
>>61860812
Need a PM first.
>>61860762
yeah cant wait until I get up to the post trial stuff. I want to see him JUST his life up even more.
feel a bit sorry for mark fuhrman though desu
>turned racist by job
>says racist shit
>tries to quit because of what it's done to him
>realises he's racist and turns it around
>goes good
>gets pounded
>>61860809
There's a whole bunch of faggoty lamberts that no one actually buys but still make it confusing when people just ask for lambert.
t. spar worker
just seen this scrolling through a college website
>>61860842
o rly? I only know silver and gold.
>>61860845
can you imagine ol mate brendan randomly googling himself one day and coming across shit like this
having a lol
Think I bricked my phone lads, feeling depressed.
>>61860836
Tbf you can't be recorded using the word nigger and say that you wish you were a cop in South Africa so you could beat up black people with impunity and ever expect to be seen as a good guy
I honestly can't believe the LAPD didn't terminate him after he sued them so he could retire early and still keep his pension, especially after what he said on record
The morons should've known any case he touched would be tainted
>Wake up, 10am, no coffee.
>Hmmm I'll order a Mc Brekkie their coffee isn't bad.
>Will just rest for 10 minutes first.
>Wake up at 11:30 (they've stopped serving breakfast)
well fuck
>>61859652
>Voting on the EU, an undemocratic institution
Everyone can vote
>Voting for the new PM of Great Britain, a democratic institution
0.3% can vote
Britain yes
>phone up speculatively looking for a job
>'and what university was it?'
>'York'
>ahh excellent, very impressive
>>61860874
remember that weird awkward laugh he did
>>61860873
There's also blues, blue ice blast and blue menthol
>>61860901
St.johns
>>61860890
did you go for a big mac
>>61860884
yeah no idea what they were thinking keeping him around at that point. this documentary is basically just showing how shit LAPD were lmao. the two arresting detectives who never pressed OJ once, the rodney king beating, the cuck tactics that resulted in the escalation of the riots.
fuhrman was a good scapegoat but it's pretty obvious he didn't do anything he was accused of but that's the reasonable doubt.
ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Necz5glI4I
chune
>>61860875
hard reset?
>>61860896
People already voted for the conservative party, if the PM steps down that doesn't mean a whole new general election, it means an election within the conservative party + anyone who wants to be a member.
>>61860918
wew, everytime I bought a pack people just seem to assume I wanted silver tbf
>>61860939
no I'm not hungry enough to order a full on Mc D'z, their cafe thing still has coffee but it seems like a waste time just for that.. Might just get a small cheez burger meal tho
>>61860908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZpll4JDPGo
the clap that set him off.
>>61860964
>chune
hm interesting spelling
*steals it*
thai chicANO is boring
>>61860975
People voted for Cameron's govt not a Brexit govt
>>61860977
I enjoy laughing at his expense so much
I do actually enjoy his films, I love bedazzled and mummy returns
>>61860958
I have no problem with the Rodney King beating and I'm not some /pol/ memester
He was a violent felon high on PCP
Funny when Mark Fuhrman said that if chokeholds were still authorized the whole Rodney King incident never would've happened because he would've been quickly incapacitated
Mark Fuhrman handled the case fine but when you're playing to a jury of 9 black women you don't need to talk facts which is why Johnny Cochran, Robert Kardashian, and Robert Shapiro chose the defense that they did; which was to make the trial about race and a history of LAPD brutality
>>61860975
>Hard reset
It's a Z3, and the screen was quite mucky so I made sure all the tabs were closed, did one of those pressure sensor tests; all was good. Gave it a quick clean under a cold tap, probably around 30-40 seconds. And it worked fine after, chucked it on my bed and came back to it a few hours later and it won't turn on and the notification light just blinks red...
>>61860977
>this is the first thing that comes up when you youtube him
poor lad
>>61861019
People should have voted based on the manifesto and what Cameron was actually saying, such as.
"We will have a referendum on our EU membership"
>>61861045
plus it doesn't help that the jury are predominantly black, low socioeconomic status and not even mildly sympathetic toward the motive of domestic violence.
pretty nuts that old juror said that nicole was at fault because she didn't leave. kind of just summed up who the jury was in that statement
>>61861051
>Gave it a quick clean under a cold tap, probably around 30-40 seconds. And it worked fine after
if there's the tiniest amount of moisture within the circuitry it can completely fuck it. You have to wait at least 24 hours in a place where the water is likely to fully evaporate.
Very worrying... indeed.
>>61861096
Think it's fucked tbf mate, look at the lens :(((
Cheers for the suggestion though.
>>61860184
oh so the cut limb I posted is the thing that triggered you?
>>61861093
>pretty nuts that old juror said that nicole was at fault because she didn't leave. kind of just summed up who the jury was in that statement
Pretty much
Also killed me how the prosecutor said she was good at relating to black women, like bitch you're an upper middle class white woman how can you say that you're able to win over ghetto niggers
Her idea that she could get the jury to hate OJ cause he married a white woman was pretty funny cause it turns out that the prevailing sentiment amongst the black community when a black man marries a white woman is that the white woman poached the black man away from the black community, which OJ was determined to leave forever when he signed with USC
>>61861133
It most probably is, I wasn't really suggesting anything I was telling you that turning it on was a mistake.
For future reference, if your phone gets wet, the best chance you have is turning it off asap and allowing it to completely dry and then some.
L O N D O N
O
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D
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http://driis.com/
>>61861142
>>61861181
post toot
>>61861197
how about no?
>mexico
>>61861214
fucking destroyed
how will mexico recover
feeling genocidal tb.h
anyone wanna play fifa16 co op desu
>>61861214
post it x
>>61861144
so much was wrong with the case and prosecution and the jury and everything.
Ron goldman got the worst of it. just dropping off some glasses and he gets knifed.
mexicans absolutely BTFO
Race war about to go down here, or at least in the southern states.
Pretty crazy shit man
>>61861297
no it isnt
fricking moron
*not an argument*
>>61861297
no there isn't
>>61861272
That dumb Jew made the mistake of sleeping with a black man's wife
He should've known better than to bang an open coal burner
When me and the lads do Vegas later this summer we'll be staying in a hotel called the Palace Station, you'll see why next episode
We've been Juice fanatics for years before the current craze
Literally the only people who can claim to be bigger fanatics are Bills fans who actually went to the games when he played there
>>61860975
The deed is done.
>>61861308
whoopsie daisies, forgot to say no offense aha :) x
no offense my man!
>>61861155
Maaaaaate! It just fucking turned on!!!!!
So fucking relieved JESUS BLOODY CHRIST AHAHAHAHA
>>61861308
>>61861320
Cops are getting ambushed and blacks are getting gunned down (no difference except this time its getting streamed live)
You guys should watch the headlines over the summer here,
Forgot Yanks hated black people so much.
>>61860639
The worst part is it's so hard to follow you can never fall asleep.
I mean it's not that complex, but trying to find some form of non-existent plot, or at least some theme, is exhausting.
I like to spot the moments where he changes the subject, just to say motherfucker, gotcha, the last thing isn't even finished, and it went absolutely nowhere. Is that what they call jazz?
>>61861366
Not hard to see why when you see how black people behave
>>61861349
m888, if it's still even ever so slightly wet within, I'd keep it off for now.
Not even wet, a tiny spec of water is all it'll take.
>>61861324
all the presenters calling him juice seemed so forced and cringe hahaha.
they just tried on the gloves. darden confirmed for fucking everything up hahahahaha dumb fag
>>61861382
To be fair lad you have been at each others necks for like 300 years.
That Mitchell and Webb Look >>> Peep Show
>>61861384
>Keep it out
For how long?
>>61861412
Yank just because you don't get the humour of peep show doesn't mean it is worse you daft cunt.
>>61861412
nah
>>61861428
I do
It's boring
hey curb your enthusiasm is pretty funny for an american show lol
>>61861412
It's too repetitive, has it's moments though.
You could cut all the best jokes into a single episode imo.
>>61861420
Until you're certain that there's no doubt in your mind there's any moisture within.
If you have any dry rice you can stick it in there and then put it in the airing cupboard to speed up the process.
>>61861455
>>61861420
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Wet-Cell-Phone
Have a UTI but the damn antibiotics don't seem to work. Feels like someone kicking me in the nuts at every waking moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZgWrovjAAI
mad pimpin, norcal rap
>>61861496
booze
>>61861523
Had this problem before, monsewer?
>>61861396
Abraham Lincoln was going to send them all back to Africa but John Wilkes Booth killed him before he could sign the executive order
Here's a fun fact about Booth: he made $20,000 (TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) per year at a time when the average American made $400 (FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS) per year and he was a major celebrity known to be a hit with women
Pretty fanatical level of devotion to the Confederate cause to willingly give that all up
REALLY WISH THAINONCE WOULD FUCK OFF
TAKE THE FUCKING HINT, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE YOU FUCKING NONCE
hannah diamond desu lads
>>61861496
Drink loads of cranberry juice
>>61861548
Sarah bonito >>> Hannah Diamond
>>61861535
nah. But I learnt a lot from an alcoholic friend who had an appendicitis, and almost managed to self-medicate
>>61861393
I'd like to think a trial like that couldn't happen now but I won't hold my breath
It was like something out of the mind of a parody writer
>>61861540
Say it on vocaroo.
>>61861559
Ha ha just a bit of banter frog I love you lads really.
>>61861577
I actually had to look it up.
post toot x
>>61861561
I can't believe darden fell for it. it's such an obvious trick and you can literally discount the defense 10 different ways if they presented it. smfh at all of this. the judge was the ringmaster of a circus
Gonna go for a walk later tonight to try and catch some pocket momsters
>>61861551
That's what you do if you need to pass a drug test
Black lives matter
>>61861636
All lives matter
>>61861644
Racist
Frog lives matter
>>61861600
Yeah a lot of it definitely falls on the chink judge
I think he was so terrified of being called a racist that he pretty much vent to every whim of the defense
No self respecting judge would've ever let half the shit go on that he did let alone let the defense handle evidence
>>61861628
Cuz it cleans out your system dipshit
>>61861644
That's not true, only black lives.. watch me shoot these policemen to prove it.
>On launch day, a Northern Territory police station in Australia reminded players that they do not need to enter the Darwin Police Station in order to catch a Sandshrew,
People breaking and entering to get pokemon. Fucks sake.
>>61861611
Is it genwun or all the later shit pokes too?
>>61861644
>>61861636
fecal matter.
>Black lives matter
>>61861636
Black lives don't matter to Black Lives Matter
>>61861665
Look lads! Our pet frog even makes jokes too.
>>61861651
How do you know that isn't an Italian flag?
>>61861636
Black lives don't matter to Black Lives Matter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRB4faMU7o
>>61861696
>i will never have hair as good as Milo
feels awful
>>61861692
Because it was on the wiki page of entente cordiale.
>>61861727
ah, that's what they want you to think
are Pat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THWPJE4xaJM
>>61861652
like you said, going to the house for literally no reason where the defense planted photos of oj with black people. the glove shit in front of the cameras. the meetings with larry king in chambers.
scary that that's the system that decides someones fate.
>>61861753
Fuck off the frogs are our friends.
Just let out an absolute monster of a fart.
>Mewtwo is in Time Square
Bastards
might kill myself tonight or tomorrow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7fvBBurWN
>>61861758
That's what wealth gets you
It's like I like to say to people who bring up "white privelege" or "male privelege"
There's one kind of privelege in this world and that's green privelege
>>61861858
You said that last night
>>61861889
>There's one kind of privelege in this world and that's green privelege
Fuckin leprechauns
Who here also believes in, the last Thursday
>>61861892
say it every night. wish I wasn't a pussy and would just do it
>>61861885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13OKYDHwWSs
>>61861889
was it wealth or fear of being called racist?
I get the impression it was all just "ohh well I'm not a racist so I'll let him do this" but everything in the beginning was all wealth and delusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txz2Une4T9k
>>61861935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h0kgJKuM7V
why Unitedstatetians like both killing to each other?
>>61862008
why would you ask that here and not in /cum/?
>>61862008
subhuman spic
>>61862008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DeF3ZuK8bn
>>61861971
Think if it was just Tyrone Barnes, crack dealer from the block
Trial would've had no one in attendance, no one giving a fuck
Then again there would be no white woman involved
A lot of it, almost all of it, was the celebrity status of the Juice
We've had several high profile celebrity cases go like this or kind of like it like with that nonce Hollywood director who fled to France
>>61862023
please stop making these, it's cringeworthy as fuck
>>61862019
there's only chicanos
>>61862041
there's like 1-2 chicanos and they'd be happy to join in on your inane shitposting, give it a shot
>>61861989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vf4lzO6jaT
*jumps into my red '89 model ferrari*
*sunnies status: equipped*
-VRRRRRRM VRRRRRRRM-
*'electric avenue' blasts*
*picks up a thick shake from maccas*
Ughhhh gross
*throws it out*
*it hits you as i zoom past, hair waving in the wind, women a plenty on the seats*
>>61862031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s003HjTKivFC
>>61862030
>that nonce Hollywood director
Polanski?
>>61862121
didn't even click the link
>>61862066
I'm sure I just answered "la wea fome" or "el chilANO", "evil miscegenation" etc.
here they are more creative>>61862023
>>61862108
yeah let your hair whip around in the wind, it'll only expedite your pattern baldness you midlife crisis prick
>listening to the people you text to online
not a fan
I like 4chan to be as inhuman as possible
>>61862030
bit scary that
goldmans dad would have been stoked when johnnie cochran died of that brain tumour hahaha absolutely tore him apart
>jury didn't even bother deliberating because they wanted to go home
ahhh yes
>>61862134
nah it seems like you're too scared of getting btfo so you post your boring bait here where there aren't as many americans
make a thread at least, i'm sure you'll get plenty of replies
-https://youtu.be/NivY_iRdSBQ?t=331-
*it's now 3am and i've been driving for the past 15 hours*
*begin to drive really, really, really fast*
*like really fast, fellas*
"THIS IS IT" *i scream into the wind as tears begin to move down my face before quickly dried away by the wind*
"THIS IS IT"
*i ram my '89 (red) ferrari into a truck*
>>61862121
>a donkey's ass
a donkey's donkey?
>>61862173
did you ram a RAM? lmao
>>61862187
makes u think
>>61862123
Yes that's him
Roman Polanski
Anyone else we would've told you to extradite and you would've complied
>>61862173
godspeed wildman
mum got banned from facebook for using the word nigger
hey I need a post for this reaction picture
>>61862233
hey 'i need a post for this reaction picture' i'm ed pleased to meet you haha lol
>>61862076
Just got on a train by myself for the first time lads.
>autistically prepare so as not to fuck it up
>get up at 05:30am and bus it to the station
>collect tickets 30 minutes before departure
>everything go smoothly thus far
>check the departures board
>get to the platform with 15 minutes to spare
>all the doors on the train are shut
>sit down and wait for them to open
>get to the departure time and doors are still shut
>resolve to head further up the tracks to check if doors are open
>turns out my train is ahead of the other
>door lad is in the process of shutting the doors
>stops and let's me on
>train departs not 20 seconds later
Fucking wew lads. Remind me never to use public transport again.
>Mrs Leadsom also said: "I am sure Theresa will be really sad she doesn't have children so I don't want this to be 'Andrea has children, Theresa hasn't', because I think that would be really horrible."
Wow, bitch
>>61862236
/can't post it twice :((
>>61862213
I was home alone once so while I was walking past the cat in the lounge I called it a nigger and my mum was actually in the next room
>ask if we're still going out tonight
>she hasn't responded
bottled it
>>61862259
>my mum
stop culturally appropriating our language yank
>>61862167
>>jury didn't even bother deliberating because they wanted to go home
Welcome to having black people in your country
Kills me that one lady "I deliberated every night when I was lying in bed"
Bitch the point of deliberation is to discuss it with other people not just come to your own conclusion
>>61862076
>>61862239
Forgot to take Thailad out of the reply
Post fucking ruined
Sorry Thailad
>been talking to a girl on a dating site
>she comes online and doesn't respond
>she comes online a second time and doesn't respond
>losing hope so I send a small second message
>comes online a third time and doesn't respond
>give up and feel like shit
>comes online a fourth time and responds
Why do girls do this
>>61862265
when are you going out? is this the one that you had a thought in the back of your mind that she may flake on you?
>>61862293
yeah
meant to meet at 7
>>61862269
me mam's a right slag innit
minge smelling like tescos fish fingers
>>61862285
That's alri la'
I've got to navigate myself from Bongkek > London > Nottinghamshire soon. The tube to national rail always confuses me.
uber is good
>>61862311
Don't despair till 6 lad you've still got time x
>>61862347
I want to move to Copenhagen. Help me out please
>>61862291
You're not their first priority.
If you have any dignity you'll drop her.
>>61862283
I was on jury duty for a 4 day trial that was not complicated in the slightest and we deliberated longer than they did.
>the juror raising his fist and was a black panther
>woman admits that 90% of the jury just said not guilty as revenge for rodney king
disgusting desu
barmcake or bap lads
you see we've got the power to turn back time
>>61862347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PKx0AJO24m
>>61862371
Why would someone they've only been talking to for a few days on a dating site and never actually met, be a first priority?
>>61862338
I'm glad to see you're turning yourself in you fucking nonce.
Your victims deserve justice.
gehhhhh some fooood
don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
>>61862408
Your narrative is going to fall apart a bit once I'm back here though isn't it? lol
>>61862338
>London > Nottinghamshire
i did the train to Nottingham (via London from Sussex)and back about 5 years ago every weekend). They had plugs for your laptop, something i was amazed at as the southern commuter trains rarely have room for air let alone plug sockets.
>>61862361
Why?
>>61862393
boycotting this gimmick
i'm no longer clicking on any of your shitty vocaroo links, get fucked pal lmao
>>61862437
weed and bennies
cara 2bh lads
Brit living in America here. Drinking tea and eating a burger at 2 AM, lads. Life is good.
>>61862437
Scandinavia is the nicest place in the world
>>61862431
sound, my plane(s) to the UK have them too + wifi. gonna be comfy.
Will post a picture from 30,000ft with god knows which flag.
>>61862402
I mean a first priority for people she's interested in seeing. If she comes online and goes off multiple times before eventually replying, she's probably assessing her options no?
>>61862437
I went there for a few days recently and liked it. It felt comfy like a town, but had things to do because it's a city. Places like London are nice but I find them to be slightly overcrowded and uncomfortable.
Also do danish birds like a good brit bloke?
got one of my turtlenecks stolen at the club last night
FUMING
IS BREXIT STILL HAPPENING CHAPS
No one gives a shit thaicunt
*walks toward you in the pub, pulls out a stool and sits very close to you*
You got the score mate?
>>61862425
evading scotland yard can't be too hard, all those rasheeds raped millions of underage girls and got away with it.
I can't imagine it'll be too hard, but I've tipped off scotland yard of your return already.
you WILL pay for your crimes. The past ALWAYS catches up to you. Remember that, nonce.
>>61859832
