taytay edition
Autism thread
>>61850292
is this shoped?!/?
Who /notapoorfag/ here?
>>61850384
I'm in Britbongistan on holiday so me too fa.m
anzu
>>61850140
I don't know why you're so peeved. Maybe take one of those vitamin D tablets and reevaluate the conversation.
How the fuck do I get an american friend? All the americans I keep meeting online are either insane or really self-centered weird political people. I just want a friend from the US that is a normal person goddamn how is this hard
Nice Guys (2016) desu
need a fucking job so bad
just applied for 4 dishwashing positions today so please by meme-magic have them call me back
>>61850344
boo hoo
at least it isn't anime
>>61850484
Why exactly do you think I'm peeved?
>>61850532
Why do you want an American friend???
I'm buying an 8th of weed. I hope it doesn't smell strong when I bring it into my house
>>61850532
I'd like to meet a Finn. I'm in the UK on vacation. What is your end game? Let's talk business, buddy. I might be relaxing at the moment, but I'm always ready to make a deal.
>>61850532
do you want to discuss burger
Rapid City has some weird vertical billboards
>>61850532
OKCupid?
>>61850532
I want a Finn friend but only if you're one of those famous qt Finns that I always hear about
Anyone from SoCal on? What's the weather like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMUgGAdLPeE
I fucking love basedball, I wish I could watch it all the time like I use to
>>61850557
Because you're abrasive and making this conversation needlessly tedious.
>>61850575
It might, depending on how potent it is. Just double bag it in one of those freezer bags.
>>61850532
most people on the internet, especially "friend meeting" type sites, are either insecure, autistic, or just flat-out weird. Best bet is meeting people in person, but obviously you can't do that.
I'm guessing you're the Finn that's fixing to come here for school?
>>61850678
That how I talk, I'm a new englander we are very abrasive by nature. I'm making it needlessly tedious because I'm still not sure your capable of understanding the situation because you think I should be getting more vitamin D after I've already been taking vitamin D pills
The Finn is all talk. Forget about him.
Threadly reminder for our American friends that .22lr will not stop a charging buck, and you'll have a hard time with 9mm too. If you want to protect your property in the upcoming race riots, please invest in a 5.56 or 7.62 rifle. .308 is also an option but it's pricier stuff which means you need to be precise with it unless you're fucking rich in which case why do you need to defend yourself, your body guard should be doing that.
>>61850690
will that mask the smell completely?
>>61850743
>.22lr
Literally who thinks that?
9mm is fine though, esp. with JHPs
>>61850782
Of course not, it's near impossible to mask it completely
Is this your first time buying weed or something?
>Chatting sports with the lads
>One of them brings up soccer
>>61850556
Yeah, but what about pikachu?
>>61850833
disgusting
>>61850822
No, first time in over a year though
>>61850833
>the lads
Please don't culturally appropriate British culture you fat wanker
>mfw hispanic and don't have to deal with the meme white v black shit
>>61850896
CHI
>>61850743
Why are you rooting for something that won't happen?
>>61850788
Some retarded weeb last thread said he'd get a .22lr for home defense and it triggered me so hard I felt the need to make a post about it.
9mm will get the job done but I just feel so iffy about it having seen footage of chimping apes, it really takes more than you'd think to put them down. As before, I'd advocate the Mozambique drill for anyone using a 9mm. Two to the chest, then one to the head while he's staggered. Stay safe, my American friends.
>>61850587
I'll tell you all about the exciting "happenings" in our country such as:
-Fox goes near summer cabin! Moments of horror for inhabitants!
Doesn't get better than this, and if you order now I'll give you hot sauna tips completely free of charge.
>>61850637
I don't want an online girlfriend, why would I only want the negative parts of a relationship?
>>61850655
I look like a motherfucking James Bond villain
>>61850707
Yeah I haven't gone to any friend seeking sites, but getting to know normal americans through vidyagames seems impossible. Im not whoever you just described.
>>61850782
It should do a pretty good job, an 8th isn't that much. Old pill bottles that seal real tight work fine as well.
I've been pulled over with one of these in my front pocket, crammed with bud. Cop didn't say shit.
>>61850918
nah mexibro my parents are from Colombia
>>61850896
In the inevitable America race war I'm betting chicanos will fight for blacks whilst Mexicans will fight for whites.
>>61850987
>from Colombia
>not black
>>61850995
chicanos target blacks and mexicans are normal people who don't "target" anybody because they are normal people with family values
>>61850948
Anyone on pure rage or mind-altering drugs is going to process pain differently, so even .45 would probably take more effort to bring down someone like that. 9mm JHPs are the ideal mix of power and capacity.
Mozambique drill for average citizens is a meme. Unless you practice every other day, not only with the drill itself, but also with simulating live-fire and stressful scenarios, you're not going to be able to execute a proper MD. For anyone less than tier-1 operators, center of mass is the only thing you should be shooting at.
>>61850972
>videogames
Decent Americans there are probably 1 in 100
>>61850972
>Finns are scared of cuddly foxes
wtf I hate Finland now
>>61851041
my hair is soft and fluffy and people mistake me for jewish or arab most of the time
>>61851106
>and people mistake me for jewish or arab most of the time
my condolences
>>61850995
>chicanos will fight for blacks
chicanos and blacks have been always killing themselves on american streets
>>61851148
but chicanos are culturally black.
>>61851188
what lol
chicanos for the most part hate blacks i don't know why you assume they group themselves with blacks just because both aren't white
>>61851091
hahah wtf is that bird doing, thats cool.
>>61850782
No one will smell anything, relax. It's only an eighth.
>>61850833
>Watching Boreball or Dodge-the-fat-guy-ball
>>61851249
>Dodge-the-fat-guy-ball
what sport is this? hockey?
>>61851188
but other cultural aspects are different like the historical backgrounds and other things
>>61851219
My best guess is that he's checking the ice to make sure it'll support his weight before advancing, but it could be anything.
>>61851215
Things chicanos like:
Hippity Hop
Gang Violence
The Lakers
Things chicanos hate:
White people
Republicans
Bathing
Chicanos and blacks are the same thing.
If there was a war between black and white, chicanos would definitely fight for blacks.
>>61851364
you consume too much media and not enough life
>>61850721
>That how I talk, I'm a new englander we are very abrasive by nature.
I'm NE as well, that has nothing to do with this.
>I'm making it needlessly tedious because I'm still not sure your capable of understanding the situation because you think I should be getting more vitamin D after I've already been taking vitamin D pills
If I'm misunderstanding the situation then it's either because of a lack of clarity of communication or the fact that you're a contemptible person who takes liberties with people attempting to express sympathy with you.
What are the grey areas here? You lack vitamin D; therefore, you have an issue producing vitamin D; therefore, you have a physiological or lifestyle issue obstructing your body's production of vitamin D. Suppose you have severe muscular atrophy and your doctor prescribes you steroids. If I recommended that you exercise, would you argue that a symptomatic solution like steroids is mutually exclusive with exercise?
lost my true friend last night. Literally devastated about it. I was making a legal left turn with a GREEN light and got t-boned by another car eating a red light. Needless to say my poor NA miata was totaled. That was my baby for almost 9 years. I don't think I'll ever have a car as good ever again
>>61851364
chicano gangs almost exclusively target black gangs in huge parts of the USA already, why do you think they would change that? Blacks generally are the ones who invade their turf, whites for the most part don't.
>>61851395
>you consume too much media and not enough life
t,
hate this stupid white slut
>>61851428
is there anyway you can have the other person compensate you for it?
>tfw drinking sunny d
you jelly?
>>61851436
>whites for the most part don't.
We gentrify.
Both will be united under socioeconomic conditions.
>>61851428
consider yourself lucky to be alive considering those tiny boipucci cars have no safety at all
>>61851414
>If I'm misunderstanding the situation then it's either because of a lack of clarity of communication or the fact that you're a contemptible person who takes liberties with people attempting to express sympathy with you.
Heh, so there is 0 chance you not understanding something is your fault?
You expect me to go out and spend money, and use something when it is no longer needed? Having extra vitamin D isn't going to benefit me when I'm getting as much as I should be already in the same way steroids are going to help somebody who works out.
>>61851489
>chicanos will give up all their power and income just to stand up for BLM
again you consume way too much media
>>61850575
>>61850690
newbs put it in plastic bc they are dumb. plastic removes the trichomes where it touches the flower. This does not happen in turkey bags (cellophane, fyi)
HOWEVER, the thing to do it take it out of the fucking baggie and put it in a glass jar. Presto. No smell and no damage to the flowers.
Important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700902
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700902
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700902
>>61851506
>crumple zones
I worked Autobody for a year. Cars are fun.
>>61851515
>Heh, so there is 0 chance you not understanding something is your fault?
If you make it intentionally vague, then I'm not going to accept fault for your stupid behavior.
>You expect me to go out and spend money, and use something when it is no longer needed? Having extra vitamin D isn't going to benefit me when I'm getting as much as I should be already in the same way steroids are going to help somebody who works out.
I don't expect you to do anything. It's a suggestion you fucking autistic idiot.
>>61850384
why, u buyin?
What does any of this have to do with Taylor Swift?
>>61851574
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10700902
>glorious white man
What if you are a woman?
>>61851477
heh, no. but your post make me kek.
>>61851601
>If you make it intentionally vague, then I'm not going to accept fault for your stupid behavior.
I think you mean you won't accept that there is even a chance that you have any fault lol.
>I don't expect you to do anything. It's a suggestion you fucking autistic idiot.
But have you thought about why you suggested it? Did you think while making the suggestion, what it would accomplish?
I KEEP ON HOPIN WELL EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN, LA
>>61851277
If the universe is the nature itself and the earth is part of the universe and everything humans crafted on eath comes from earth then everything is natural and the concepts of ''unnatural'' or ''anti-natural'' are literally impossible
>>61851638
You need to leave and go to /girl/
>>61851638
>Women
>/int/
Ahh, excellent. A fool that thinks women post on 4chan outside of /soc/ and /a/.
>>61851468
I will be compensated through their insurance because it is their fault entirely. It's actually better since it is their fault because I can get compensation for repairs and sale value rather than just the value of the car which would be shit because it's old and would have been in an accident
>>61851506
Well it wasn't a comfortable experience. I've just got some cuts and bruises and whiplash but I'll take that.
>>61851676
fat guys are in the trenches, you don't dodge them you run into them, that's why they are fat.
Hello, I am a British person.
>>61851746
hows it going CIA
>>61851715
So you can't use the compensation from their insurance to get another car like that?
>living in USA
>being too lazy to get a job
>being unemployed neet with no car no flat
explaine
why does tay tay make chicanos mad
>>61851781
how?
>>61851759
We are tracking down an Al-Qaeda operative at the moment.
He's finally lost it buds
>>61851692
/cgl/ is where they all hang out and talk about their periods or whatever
>>61851816
She looks cute.
>>61851765
>explaine
we don't generally say "flat"
>>61851850
shes finnish or something, posted in /mämmi/
>>61851816
Who was that girl that used to post that unironically worshipped white men?
I didn't realise I had a raceplay fetish until her.
You'd think someone into that would be hideous but she was a mega-qt.
Anyone got a screencap of her?
>>61851816
There could be much worse female posters
>>61851829
He's gotta find some way to deflect the outrage that 5 officers were shot last night and officers been being killed by BLM members all day all across the country today.
This media has no option but to paint them in a bad light now (and honestly they are blowing over it a lot more than they would if this was a white extremist group) and he can't handle it.
>>61851648
>I think you mean you won't accept that there is even a chance that you have any fault lol.
Show the fault is there instead of dancing around it like a self-important dummy.
>But have you thought about why you suggested it? Did you think while making the suggestion, what it would accomplish?
I don't know the intricate details about your life; I don't even care to dig into it, to verify that my suggestion is 100% cogent, 100% consistent with your finances, or some vague personality glitch. This is meant to establish rapport like small-talk at the grocery store, where normal people meet and talk to each other. I'm not your fucking shrink and I don't care about your meaningless quirks.
>>61851850
She's annoying 2bh. Other female posters were mostly decent but she likes to make a fuss
>>61851896
She said multiple times that she's german and greek
>>61851829
Shaun King is a white man
>>61851929
>>61851896
Can I buy her?
>>61851915
What would it accomplish at all, I had stated I was already taking vitamin D pills to get the amount I needed and you said I should also buy a lamp.
What would that accomplish?
Playing PoE and vaping lads
>>61851929
sorry i didnt keep track of the 4 or more threads she was in
>>61851936
white "man"
>>61851984
path of exile or pillars of eternity?
>>61851816
>female
>>61851905
>Who was that girl that used to post that unironically worshipped white men?
What girl doesnt?
>>61851994
>tfw didnt go to uni in Santa Clara
Seems beautiful there
>>61851905
Ah doesn't matter I found her no thanks to you USELESS CUNTS
>>61852065
>What girl doesnt?
White women
>>61852065
it is great, also the city of los gatos is nice, p much everywhere in california is the best
>>61852083
monterrey bitches are the best bitches
>>61850292
TayTay is an Aryan Goddess!
>>61851965
Lol, it would provide a consistent source of vitamin D as insurance for a (probably) reclusive, (probably) sedentary lifestyle, which we both know is probably the real cause of your lack of vitamin D; whereas vitamin D pills are finite and introduce the risk of developing hypervitaminosis D.
>>61852026
exile
>>61852106
Is Monterrey a nice area?
I heard NAFTA were making it Beijing 2.0 with all the pollution and shit.
>>61852099
>>>/r9k/
>>61852104
How is SCU? It looked so beautiful but it was just too far from here
>>61852143
>it would provide a consistent source of vitamin D
And taking vitamin D directly isn't? If your lucky I might teach you a little bit of humility and you might acknowledge that your suggestion was absentminded.
Anybody wanna marry me so I can get American citizenship?
I'm cute btw.
Wait we have two poo in loos here? Can you guys tell me if Singh is usually a Hindu or Sikh surname?
>>61852163
it's just filled with green grass and palm trees, not like i go there or anything, i just have driven by it and walked by it
>>61852221
post face
https://youtu.be/6Zj86SXnHKE
fucking love this bird
>>61851761
I'll have to think about it. Of course I want one but it might be time to get a car with more than 2 seats. We'll see. I'll probably just get one anyway
Starting with Charmander is rookie as fuck.
>>61852224
+1 to mestizo
>>61852260
squirtle squad for lyfe my nigga
>Mexican women
Really makes you think
>>61852221
post feet
>>61852299
The truth.
>>61852158
never been there but it is like the rich city
>>61852299
>Blastoise learned Hydro pump
>>61852356
>>61852382
my niggas
>>61851879
explain
>>61852406
we usually call it an apartment, it's the brits who call them flats
a girl sent me this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzCDt2eidg
didnt think much of it but apparently the title means two people who love each other but are too shy to admit it, i have feelings for her and i think she does for me as well, is this a fucking signal?
>>61852299
Bulbasaur is better than that faggot turtle
>>61852194
>And taking vitamin D directly isn't?
It's consistent insofar as you regiment buying and taking the pills, but I don't feel like splitting hairs with you anymore, tbqhwy fampai.
>If your lucky
>teach you a little bit of humility
>your suggestion was absentminded
>>61852221
nah senpai
its time to bail on the states before the race war starts
>>61852260
He's the most challenging starter to have
>>61852237
>>61852307
Im embarrassed :$
>>61852530
It really not challenging to level a Pidgey to carry the load while you wait for Charmander to be useful.
>>61852519
I am poor and I like cops tho
>>61852504
I'm ready to fight in the Race War for a White America!
>>61852573
Meant it more as a way you carry yourself.
![1279417760293[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O7m1imI.jpg "1279417760293[1].jpg")
>>61852530
>fire starter
>challenging
>>61852617
Are you fully trained in the phalanx formation?
>>61852634
Charizard is the best starter evolution though
>>61852670
blastoise would extinguish his flames and kick his frickin head off
>he thinks there will be a race war
Our population is 2scared and spoiled to have a war
>>61852617
just have your grexit and bail on the eu
then we will set up shop in a recovering economy free of evil german creditors
because the states have been on the downward slide for the better part of a decade and a half and shits about to get drastically worse
Who did you guys pic for gen 2?
I remember being a retard and picking Chikorita
I see weebs are menace of cum as well.
Probably brit is the only geeneral without them.
El chicano lava los platos
>>61852777
Can't remember desu all of them are shit tier though
>>61852782
We dont have many weebs compared to the other generals
is this an accurate representation of europe and its surroundings?
>>61852455
oh, I learnt that difference at school. But I'm too lazy to remember everything, flat is shorter. Is it important for you if the lad talks in British English or American English?
![1249056557192[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1IduNDa.jpg "1249056557192[1].jpg")
>>61852670
tbqh, i think all three are equally badass
my first playthrough was with blastoise on blue version, but then my little sister reset my file, and i replayed with charizard and beat the game finally. Last pokemon, red dinging health, no items, my charizard landed fissure on gary fucking oak's blastoise and won me the game
venusaur is rad as well, but just isn't as strong as charizard or blastoise, it's still a dinosaur that shoots lasers out of a giant flower on it's back though
>>61852777
Think I went with Cyndaquil first, but fire starters were always my favorite honestly
>>61852821
Maybe not but they post extremely frequently
>>61852834
asi asi asi
>>61852836
it's not a huge deal, just a little less clear sometimes
go home gamer girl
GOAT Gen 4 starter coming through.
>>61852706
>blastoise
>kick
>>61852777
cyndaquil lad
gen two was the last one before the pokemon started getting really stupid
i loved gold and silver because of how hard they tried to fit in a shitload of content and all the pokemon they didn't add into gen one and new ones
>>61852937
you were saying?
>>61852811
Hi. Pls no more anime. I like Chile btw, GOAT south american cuntry.
>>61852936
>a penguin with nipples
>>61852936
>gen 4
>>61852969
I agree
>>61853029
Played it on the toilet during extended shitting sessions.
>>61852936
>Gen 4
Glad to see there is no mannchildren here
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, THUNDER AND LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE SEND HELPPPP ;_;
>>61853136
they're just guys doing a tough shitty job
i don't really care for cops but they shouldn't be targeted for symbolic killings about bullshit
>>61853075
really makes u think
>>61851816
>this abomination
>dem lips
save the gayposting for real nigga hours
>>61853161
at it again
>>61853256
>real nigga hours
dem be da goodest hours senpai
>>61853256
dont be rude to girlposter I want to pinch her cute cheeks
>>61850668
I'm not from socal but right now in norcal the weather is pretty weird. Usually it's pretty hot in the summer but so far it has been mild.
>>61853411
um girlposter is not a piece of meat she is a poster
That cop shooting was done as an answer to the deaths of blacks by cops?
Is there any oranization behind it or the killers were lone wolves?
It's just way too hot
>>61853448
>inb4 BLM dindu nuffin damage control
>>61853448
It was BLM who did the shooting yesterday and the ones today, but the media claims to affiliation because they are afraid of race riots right now
>>61853161
It's raining sideways and my roomie wants to catch a jigglypuff
>>61853482
>tfw I just caught 3 drowzees without even getting out of my chair
>40 exp from getting to lvl 5 and being able to battle at the gym nextdoor
>>61853480
>race riots
you think whites would riot? All the poor live scattered out in the country and they really dont care
>killing cops instead of politicians or people who really matter
fucking niggers can't even start a revolution right
>she
>>61853525
>All the poor live scattered out in the country and they really dont care
what
they live in the south where the majority of the shootings are happening
>>61853436
She hasnt proven otherwise through her posts. She acts like a complete autist
>>61853411
>fawning over women
What's your opinion on Indiana?
Fucking Americans.
>>61853588
>She acts like a complete autist
we're posting on a chinese cartoon forum right now
>>61853612
I guess I mildly like it. Only because I know nothing about but it's in the heartland
>>61853612
its got a lot of corn and corn farmers
fuck niggers
>>61853612
Almost moved there instead of Maine, but GE was a meanie and never called me back
>>61853612
how bout a state with a diamond in it's flag senpai?
>>61853624
No we are posting in /cum/, a respected general for intelligent discussion between the inhabitants of Canada, America and Mexico
>>61853518
Go must be the best thing if you're homeless
>>61853553
It's a feminine penis
>>61851219
It's eching.
http://youtu.be/Sr_SGkqrrdM
![1251704354458[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aKlCVi8.jpg "1251704354458[1].jpg")
>>61853666
>666
>>61853553
Why do you always post this?
>>61853732
because he has it saved in his special folder
>tfw it feels like you're about to shit your pants
>>61851219
quit chiefing carl
>>61853770
Ewww
>>61853784
My dad said I can sell the poop tube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wHCM98YTU
>>61853822
don't act surprised
we all know thigh guy is always lurking
everything has the potential to be saved by some neckbeard
>American Race war
>the poor blacks living in the city are going to fight the girly whites living in the city
>b-but the poor whites will leave the country side!
>>61853880
Thank god that went out of fashion here, absolutely degenerate
>>61853915
>poor whites dont live in cities
someone stole my credit card. Thousands of dollars worth of charges that I never did
>>61853970
if only fixing the issue was as easy as going to a bank
ya dolt
>>61853951
Not in majority no
>>61853822
>>61853922
did you just get the same dubs twice but 100 apart
tell me you're the same person
you have to be
that get is insane
really makes you think
>>61853994
I called them already. They made off with $900 but everything else was denied. Pretty triggered they got away with something and I have no idea how they managed it.
>>61853994
>interacting with other humans
>>61853847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iion8RVcWF8
>>61853970
>Thousands of dollars worth of charges
W-w-what's your credit limit?
>>61854032
Yes, not sure how impressive it is though
>>61854110
very
>>61853915
There won't be a 'race war' like /pol/ thinks there will be, but there's a chance the ghetto nigs go full ape and get blown the fuck out by the white establishment and civilized blacks alike. You'll get your watermelon head curb stomped into the concrete faster than you can say "dindu nuffin."
>>61854110
its surely a tiny probability
good job anon
i don't think theres even a name for that shit
>>61854089
You do it all the time here, be man now
>>61854177
/cum/ posters are a figment of my imagination
>>61854100
really makes you think
Lets just say I'm pretty well off. Why I still come to 4chan is a mystery
>>61854140
heres what will most likely happen
>blacks riot
>tear gas
>tear gas
>homo and richer white communities complain about how the police are brutish tribals destroying innocent people who should be left to loot
>tear gas
>press conference by police chief
>some celebrity comes out homo the following weekend
>riot forgotten about
>business moves away from riot centers for awhile
>TayTay edition
>distinct lack of TayTay pics
Shamefru dispray
>>61854089
>get on your banks website
>customer support
>send messages
literally that easy
can't stop with pokemon go
>>61854167
I missed the 69999999 get on /tv/ by literally one post, only one single post. If I had post .001 seconds slower I would have had the get or at least the 70000000. I will always regret it
>>61854287
me either
except I dont go outside so its me just looking at my phone hoping a pokemon comes to me
Jannies are scum
>>61850532
Playing multiplayer video games and regularly attending the same server will get you American friends.
>>61854238
>Lets just say I'm pretty well off.
I feel like your parents pay for everything. I have a credit card but it's a secured card that I keep around just for my credit score. Everything else goes on debit.
>>61854204
That's fairly rude and unfair to the rest of us posting here
>>61854332
>mfw there is a ghastly nearby
https://youtu.be/gpOzAxngZMI
>>61854284
This, or just call them.
I'm pakistani
Guess I now have an unwanted reputation as the free DS game guy
Helped my neighbor's kid get a bunch of free DS games and now I just had a kid I don't even know knock on my door with a list of games
