Praise be to kek edition
>watching evangelion
>hear english
>think its dubbed
>spend 20 minutes trying to download a different version
>realise it wasnt dubbed, the characters were just american
1st for Pachamama is the real god.
kek a shit
ayo shout to da homies
we out chea
haa haa
>>61855263
kek wins again
>>61855330
yo i hear that
>>61855263
>traded our leaf for a gay pride flag
>>61855330
I never understood the pants down thing. My college has recently had a surge of black students entering and they do this, although not that low. Is it a defiance sort of thing? Pretty odd
>>61855261
My man
My very first masturbate was to that episode of jimmy nuetron where carl's butt got pregnent.
>>61855394
Pants for the prisoners used to be too large so they would sag
>>61855409
heh destined for boy pucci
>>61855394
Always ready for the white booty.
>>61855445
I am ready for you all. In my ass.
>flipping through channels
>see that the braves are in the lead and decided to watch baseball for the first time in months
>braves immediately fuck up 4 times in 1 inning and lose the lead
it amazes me how one team can consistently be so bad
>>61855422
Interesting, I did not know this.
>>61855445
>attempt to bang white women
>waddle over with erection
>trip on pants and smash erect penis into the earth
Ban assault pistols
>>61855330
ahahaha haha haa ey man dey look trill dey just tryna b themselves, its coo
watching some battlebots lads
What's the forecast on a chimpout in atlanta looking like
>>61855505
>sleeping gas
Wasn't he in a parking garage complex with open ventilation?
>net gun
ayy lmao batman
next he'll be crying that they should have "shot his hands and legs" or "used a taser"
>>61855486
ur bad luck
>>61855409
>>61855409
>>61855486
and the braves get out on a triple play, why do people even watch this sport?
''Le'' vapote meme is over ?
had my first orgasm to a picture from "dragonmoon x" lads
>>61855565
>>61855409
lets watch this together
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3838728/
>>61855565
is the instructor breast pregnant lad
it all comes tumbling down
I don't watch baseball and I have never lived in the state of Georgia but for some reason I feel an attachment to the Atlanta Braves
>>61855565
>>61855727
>There is a fair amount of nudity (actually more male than female)
>>61855565
What if I spank them?
i think it would be nice to have a gf who has good taste in things
>tfw refinding a video that i fapped to when i was 13
nostalgia faps are the best
>>61855862
el chi leno
>>61855811
Post it my man
This was on Comedy Central every Thursday when I came home from school and I somehow managed to beat off in the short time this scene was on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKjngHY0qs
how dark do you like your dark chocolate?
80%?
85?
90-95? 99?
white chocolate tastes better tbqhwy senpai
>>61855862
Realistically, what would happen in an American race war?
Here's my prediction
>Black groups take many major cities within a few days of mutually-inspired revolts
>SWPLs and uninvolved Blacks protest outside of the main combat areas and undermine political support
>Thinkpiece generators like Salon and Mic pump out essays which ideologically support the "revolution"
>Whites, disconnected from each other by suburban living and made soft by luxury, are largely slow to respond
>Meanwhile, government forces are hamstrung by popular opinion
>Forced to fight extremely delicate limited warfare in urban areas with lots of human shields, ROE is cripplingly strict
>Economy begins to collapse, White areas get hit with internal unrest and rioting
>White rage begins to build
>Newly-desperate whites coalesce around veterans, rednecks, and other more hardened White people to create militias
>After several months of black groups fighting government forces, White militias join the fight in a similar way to Hezbollah or the Kurds in current-day Syria
>Blacks hold on to every inch of earned territory and have superior morale in day-to-day engagement, but are gradually starved out and outlasted
>Whites have superior numbers and technology but are still unwilling to go all-out, still hanging onto the idea that they have something to lose
>After years, and with large concessions made to black groups, the Union is fractured
>75 years later, the former United States are at least 2 mediocre powers
>White people are ashamed of "winning" and hate their grandparents for it
tbqfh I always thought "lol whites win no problem" but I've recently realized that we just don't have the will for it anymore. Besides, no one wins a race war.
Fireflies look very nice out tonight
>>61855545
Sleeping gas doesn't really exist and a net gun is fucking clown shoes, it's a scooby doo plan.
The stuff he was whining about is miles less realistic than "use a taser" or "shoot the gun out of his hands" and that's saying something.
>>61855937
>milk and sugar
>superior
Freak, I bet you eat vanilla ice cream
>he doesnt enjoy vanilla icecream
>>61855958
White people are cucks and deserve to be wiped out
>>61855958
H E L T E R
S K E L T E R
>tfw the kid's microsd card holds 2GB and there's no way I can fit all the games he asked for on it
Oh well. I just assumed those closer to the top of the list had higher priority
What are some spoooky stories about your hometowns lads?
I know a guy who knew a guy who jogged at the same park that I jogged one time. One day while jogging at night and by himself, he found a severed goat head in the park bathroom (chupacabra?). Tru story
>only drank 3 beers and already feeling bloated
>>61855958
L7beral whites will die out, conservatives will find allies in hispanics and asians who hate niggers
Most of the army is composed of conservative whitemen, they would not stand back and let niggers destroyour country
This any good lads?
>>61855949
banter
>>61856359
s'alright
>>61856188
Cuck.
>>61856386
banters back
Who wants to start a videogame themed Megadeth cover band called Ultrakill
>>61856433
Nothing better to do
But yeah, pretty much
>>61856359
Horrendous. Time Warner?
>>61856470
I'd be down for a Swedish death metal band.
does anyone have that "a fucking leaf" vocaroo? or the "I FUCKING HATE YOU AUSTRALIA" one?
Who wants to start a videogame themed fist to shove up my asshole
>>61856359
how much do you pay for this?
heyo friends
>>61856550
*raises paw*
ban guns
post guns
Why you don't want to be Canadian, America ? It would more useful for your population
>>61856675
Im going to buy a gun soon, what is a cheap and effective firearm that isnt a nigger weapon
Read online that you can get 'heart damage' from going on a liquid diet
Planning on dropping 3 stone from it
Do you think that's true or just some online jargon?
Anything to do with the heart scares the sh*t out of me
>>61856583
Wie geht es dir lad?
>>61856752
A shotgun or a .22 rifle, depending on what you want to shoot.
>>61855497
>>61856675
>>61856752
>Be American
>get shot
>>61855225
Could you not post this satanic shit on my /cum/ ever again?
>>61856697
Je ne peux pas parler au francais.
>>61856853
>implying
>>61856792
I want it for home defense in case of niggers or general break ins
>>61856767
just eat nothing and become a tree
>a frog replies to you
FROGS
>>>/out/ NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>61856906
umm
>>61856767
The only jargon you need is some jargon around the block, senpai.
>>61856963
this
>>61856908
France wasn't your greatest ally ? Thomas Jefferson wasn't francophile ? Are you Charlie ?
>>61856963
You are a frog too
>>61856675
>>61857002
>You are a frog too
disgusting pêh
>>61855225
OP is a heathen and he will surely be thrown into hell fire when Jesus returns.
>>61856966
learn to photosynthesis and by the way trees have their heads in the ground and their feet in the air
>Quebec
>white
1500 words into French, started reading Le Petit Prince. The grammar is slowly starting to make sense. Thank god for instant word look up with a Kindle though or I would be dead at this point.
>>61856892
Ask /k/ what is the current most reliable cheap shotgun or pistol. They are cheap bastards so they'll be good help.
Before you guys start flinging shit at each other:
English, Spanish and French are allowed in this thread.
>>61856892
See
>>61857016
Got it for 300 from wal mart. you can get a pardner or maverick for even cheaper
my gf is furious with me right now
I'm going to write her a love poem
Start my new job in 2 hours, m8s
>>61857094
'no'
english only
>>61857119
nightshift?
what job?
>>61857094
what about italiano? I kind of want to learn Italian desu
>>61856767
Depends on the diet and how long you do it. If it's one of those "lose weight fast as fuck by drinking a single glass of milk a day and basically starving yourself " then yeah you're going to fuck your shit up. As long as you're getting the macronutrients you need you'll be fine.
You're honestly better off finding a good, steady diet. You'll end up losing the weight and learn how to keep it off in the long haul.
>>61856892
http://amagicalplace.wikia.com/wiki/APPROVED_POORFAG_GUNS
armslist.com
I just bought a brand new Ruger 9E and 100 rounds of 9mm for $419 after tax and background check fee. If you want a shotgun, you can probably get a reliable pump action for less than $250.
>>61857170
no italian colony in north america m8
Might pop an addy 30 and crank for a couple hours. Brb
>>61857170
>italiano
>>>/ita/
>>61857137
>english only
>>>/brit/
>>61857071
>>61857099
Googled guns for poorfags and found this
http://amagicalplace.wikia.com/wiki/APPROVED_POORFAG_GUNS
/k/ are the only good guys left
>>61857137
It's not my fault you didn't get to learn a second language in high school, buddy
The use of those three languages is allowed in here, always have been
>>61857189
thankyou for the advice man
that sounds a lot less risky
is there any particular diet or even just foods i should look out for?
>>61857146
Yep, 12 to 8. It's official title is Environmental Service Porter, but it's a fancy way of saying janitor
>>61857094
Muchos Gracias,amigo.Yo quiero Méxicanos ahora
>>61857217
t. never been to new york
AYY GIMME DA GABBAGOOOOOOOOL
>wants to kill white people
>kills a Mexican
>>61857313
opps mean for >>61857201
thanks I'm fine
one thing I don't get is why didn't they give him a cell phone and trace who he called?
>>61857274
kewl sounds like a comfy job
>>61857170
despite of what people say and whether they like it or not, /int/ allows any language to be used on any thread. This is stated in the global rules
If you want to learn italian, though, you'll have better luck at /ita/ as that other anon said
>>61857378
stop
i don't wanna talk about it
>>61857339
AYY TONI WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA PAL?
>>61857421
about what
>>61854903
And still not as contemptible as imgur.
>>61856096
I'm just memeing, vanilla's all right
>>61857454
i'm fine
>>61857313
>Implying that immigrant communities are colonies
Sérieusement,dude.Selon ta logique Montréal est une colonie haïtienne
>>61857332
>>61857382
What?
>>61857256
Go to >>>/fit/
And read the sticky. It has absolutely everything you need to know.
Most basic diets you can find on the internet are fine for the most part. You'll be able to adapt them to your needs once you get things rolling. Or you can start off by creating one yourself extremely easily.
Go here: http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html#part3
and search for: Specific kinds of foods you should eat
>>61857520
10/10 post
>>61857313
I live in new york and MUH HERITAGE is Italian. I have special snowflake wop last name too
should i go buy some hard liquor lads? getting tired of this beer and i still have 10 left and i don't know if i can do it lads
>>61857567
One of the Dallas shooters got himself holed up in a parking garage and during negotiations with police he demanded a cell-phone.
The police delivered a cell phone rigged with an explosive using a robot and BTFO him
>>61857585
thanks again anon
>>61857653
>>61857653
Serves him right
>>61857653
Based
>>61857631
What's the name of the website ?
>>61857479
good !
>>61857653
source on the cell phone rigged bomb
>>61857724
http://forebears.co.uk/surnames
>>61857742
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/07/08/dallas-police-chief-says-ambush-suspect-killed-blast-bomb-robot
I still don't get why they wouldn't have just given him a normal phone, trace the call, have it "short out", then deliver the bomb phone
>>61857520
you conveniently left out pressure from your proposition.
assuming equal viscosity and radius, a long dick with a high enough pressure is more 'efficient' than a short one
>>61857741
no really
i'm ok
/cum/ i'm tired
>>61857762
Merci !
>>61857787
just says i robot killed him, not a phone bomb, im thinking they used something like this
>>61857880
They used Johnny 5 with a fucking suicide vest
Are you French, /cum/ ?
>>61857631
Bitch please there's less than 10 people on the whole planet who have my surname
>>61857664
No problemo
>>61857311
>rangers help I'm dying
It's hilarious because literally every single time I've needed the NCRs help the walkie was "out of range"
>>61857919
SE grey master race.
>>61857170
Do it. It's a pretty based language.
>>61857919
Distantly french and french Canadian
>>61857640
well lads? thinking of going and doing it to put myself out of this bloated misery
>>61857975
t.Pochantas
>>61858026
Bbuyan weed
>>61858026
I never drink hard liquor after drinking beer, usually it's a bad idea
>>61858026
yes
Was doing pokemon Go in my city when I rode by a group of black dudes chilling on the corner and they yelled "Amber Alert" in my direction.
t-t-thanks
>>61858058
>>61858064
ok i'll go buy some hard liquor
>>61857812
good
AYO WHITE GURL WHERE YO ASS AT????
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
>roommate just left to go across the street to catch some pokemon
please /cum/, give me your old phone so i can join in the fun
who else /autism/ here?
>on a friday when I don't want do anything
>somebody usually calls
>on a friday when I'm itching to get the fuck out of the house
>friends ignore me
what's the deal with normies
>>61858243
Actually she's the ultimate gf type for me.
>>61858084
how could they even see your screen
>>61858084
banter
>>61858243
damn thats pretty bad
>>61858366
why do you hate curves?
bought a 26 of jim beam and some coke lads
>>61858418
most asians dont have curves
>>61858449
how late is the lcbo open?
>>61858454
even a skinny asian has a bigger butt/hips. That girl in the picture is literally a straight line
As a mixed race person, and we please not fight each other on the basis of race?
I don't want a race war ;_;
>>61858506
stores aren't provincially owned in alberta, latest stores are open here is 2am though. small town i'm in the latest one is open to on a weekday is midnight though.
>>61858552
lol thats just because your on the losing side
>>61858552
>tfw I'm white and my dad is Arab
>>61858522
maybe she's only 13 or some shit and needs more time to bunda up
>>61858366
t. Michael O'Reilly
>thought the CBD valve on the 34 sulfur train was broke
>turns out i was looking at the on the 44 sulfur train
>that train hasn't been run in a long fucking time
>maintenance is going to show up monday probably and i'm going to have to admit to them i'm a dummy
>luckily they're contractors and i work for the company they contract to
not sure how to feel lads
>>61858552
*shoots u gently*
>/pol/ is arguing that there's no white Mexicans
>my entire family from my father's side is filled with blondes and gingers
Too much meme over there
>>61858567
And which side is that? I support Donald Trump you know.
>>61858591
So what you're saying is your mom got SAIF'd?
>>61858617
I don't even have a gun... I don't want one, I don't want to have to shoot anyone.
>>61858552
Protest.
Go in a pacifism and anti-racism manifestation
Vote for the person who won't create a racial war
>>61858623
what state are you in?
>playing pokemon GO
>im a loser who never leaves his house so im lvling up slowly
>gym right next to my house
>finally get to lvl 5 and im excited I can finally capture the gym
>pick yellow team because its the only one I havent seen around and I figure I'd be cool
>inspect the gym
>leader is red
>hypno with 400+ CP
>mfw
I've made a huge mistake
>>61858623
Don't go to /pol/,stay here.We love Mexicans
>>61858665
*stabs u gently*
I need a hug from a qt anime poster
how do you post on mobile gais?
>>61858623
Stay in Mexico don't even think about coming here, shitskin
ur waifu loves the taste of my balls
>>61858693
Sinaloa, but my father is from Michoacan
>>61858749
Been going there for a while though
>>61858787
Lucky you, I don't like the US.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702426
>>61857694
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan/25/local/la-me-0126-compton-20130126
>Federal authorities have alleged in several indictments in the last decade that the Mexican Mafia prison gang has ordered street gangs under its control to attack African Americans. Leaders of the Azusa 13 gang were sentenced to lengthy prison terms earlier this month for leading a policy of attacking African American residents and expelling them from the town.
>Leaders of the Azusa 13 gang were sentenced to lengthy prison terms earlier this month for leading a policy of attacking African American residents and expelling them from the town.
>the Azusa 13 gang
help
helo cum do ul iek alcohol?
>>61858841
They deserve an anime
>>61858841
why do the street gangs listen? How is somebody going to tell you "commit this felon for me, with little to no compensation" and the lower level spics just listen? I'd say "fuck off, you do it"
>>61858846
drinkin a beer right now but its not everything
>>61858848
That's disgusting
>>61858887
>commit this felon for me, with little to no compensation
Yeah, they're criminals just for the sport of it. Are you drunk?
>>61858841
>used to live by azusa
>pure spics no niggers
>visit azusa a month ago
>lots of spics still but noticing more and more niggers
>cousin told me crime is going up
>mfw
>>61858887
That's the basic fundamentals of how successful gangs operate It's like an absolute monarchy.
You do whatever the fuck the shot callers tell you to do otherwise YOU will be the one getting killed.
You don't work your way up by disobeying orders, and if you do disobey you'd better have like half the gang on your side ready to pull a coup.
https://youtu.be/9St7rLLBC4A?t=72
>Canadians
>>61858911
Just like the nation of Mexico
>>61855225
>Netherlands starts the /cum/ thread
What is the world coming to? YUROS GET /out/
>cana-chan hasn't posted at all today
>>61858978
t. cuckold
>>61858933
>>61858949
sounds like some dumb shit
>>61858946
yeah, I think I'll leave this bit of wardrobe at home
>>61859002
>cana chan is some 20 something year old canadian who role plays as an anime girl on 4chan
wew
>>61858985
Don't bully him. He gives tulips to Canada each year
>>61859009
Not really
It's genius
>>61859020
>>61859042
haha yeah, how pathetic...
>>61855565
Absolutely loving that it's quistis.
She wasn't in some fag shit like KH was she?
>>61859045
if you're faggot who likes being dom'ed by bulls in prison then yeah it is pretty genius
>>61858946
>used to live by azusa
>moving away from the best keion
>>61859044
But why post the /cum/ thread, everyone knows Euros don't like Americans
>>61859009
What's dumb about it? If you're part of a gang then you need some kind of integrity. Other gangs and the police are always trying to fuck with you. If you can't show loyalty to your gang (with/without compensation) then you're a liability.
>>61859076
>What's dumb about it?
being in a gang in the first place?
>>61859007
I'm not the one who posted the cuck copy paste
I think I was better off when I was banned for 2 weeks buds. I need to get away from this site
>>61859053
>tfw actual femanons dont replay as anime girls on 4chan
>>61859097
no anon you're here forever
one of us
>>61859068
>azusa
>best at anything
>>61856188
>he didn't curate the selection from the list
Ffs
New chapter released
>>61859112
>tfw its been 10 years
>cant even imagine life without 4chan anymore
>k-on posters
>>61859097
post porn. I might do that. This site is addicting and I don't know why. I could stop video games like it was nothing, but this stupid imageboard keeps dragging me in. I might go for a ban too
>>61859163
we should petition gook moot to ban every1 who posts in /cum/ forever
>>61859149
>Random reaction posters from meme show
>>61859140
I'm catching up, let me read it
>>61859142
>it's been ten years
>he still uses the same image with every post
Stop doing this
>>61859173
>>61859177
>with every post
pffft if only you knew
>>61859199
Me bully? I cannot talk about anyone.
Who /nostalgia/ here??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3J4E_Vh1Cs
who else born in the eighties here?
check out this funny meme I just saw
>>61859163
>>61859258
1990 master race
>>61859097
I'm coming off a week long ban for impersonating the janitor myself
First time ever seeing New Brunswick on 4chan
Who here /Bill Cosby/
>>61859265
hahaha
>>61859267
it's settled then. thank you
>>61858602
this woman is UNBELIEVABLY hot but I've only seen one grill that sort of looks like her irl.
>>61859113
>>61858678
>Vote for the person who won't create a racial war
The third party candidate?
>Go in a pacifism and anti-racism manifestation
No such thing. Any "anti racist" movement means anti white people.
>>61859267
>>61859304
flag mod should be bannable
>>61859311
It's too late
ay back on windows lads
>sitting at my computer
>open up pokemon GO
>my character is walking across the city for some reason
>some how just caught a drowzee 2 blocks away from my house
really makes you think
