i'm the designated thread maker edition
next bloke to post kpop is a bender
doing a poo
glhf
Janny is a ladyboy fucker
legalise weed aka jesus' last sacrament
*becomes an anime nonce*
*flies to thailand*
*nonces children*
*flies home*
All in a days work for an anime nonce
Jannys nut is fried
>>61848915
(you)
Immigrants built this country
Without them, this country wouldn't be what it is
cannot believe this lads
literally just wanked to this
http://www.redtube.com/1425007
janitor is a good bloke tbqh
>>61848951
complete shit?
>>61848955
death to traitors, freedom for /brit/
i can't believe you've done this
smelly little mexican
tiny like icelandick manlet
>have a oneitis
>text a lot
>few weeks ago after my friend started texting her stuff like "All I think about is fucking you" on my phone while we were drunk, style of writing is obviously not me and she defo knows its not
>after a few texts she sends me back "When are you going to hurry up and ask me out?"
>probably joking
>I replied with a few jumbled up words cos drunk
>she never said anything else after that
>next morning text her without mentioning that text because I'm 99% sure she was joking
>3 weeks later and I missed probably my only chance to find out if she likes me back or not without spilling my guts to her
How bad did I fuck myself lads
>>61848920
don't like the bottom edit :(
for the last time is there any slags
>>61848985
>>61848969
this, desu it's only butthurt autists that bitch about them, usually they just BTFO faggots
>>61848915
I always see this meme, how actually was she?
Anything above 16 and it's not pedo 2bh
don't post slags lads
>>61848975
no
the envy of the world, the greatest nation on earth
haven't wanked since last sunday so just about everything is turning me on
>>61849022
not an argument
>Brits complaining about 60° and sunny
literally perfect outdoor activity weather
>>61848999
>>have a oneitis
fuck sake m8
People have started to trickle in, mostly people who've been out a while already and won't be standing much longer but it's a start
>>61848999
pretty bad
it was handed to you on a plate and you declined
>>61849062
invalid argument
>>61849071
ACCLIMATIZATION
C
C
L
I
spam filter
colonialism was a mistake
have to say bye to my gramgram before i leave but im having a panic attack
>>61849057
( . Y . )
*poses as a detective*
just have a questions lads ...
>>61849104
>ACCLIMATIZATION
fuck off yank
>>61849071
very plesasant weather today 2bh
>>61848999
sniveling spineless prick
>>61849127
sorry, acclimaetiscaetion
imagine living in the 40s when you'd have to read newspapers and shit to find out what's happening in the world and you couldn't just post "doing a poo" on forums all day
>>61849108
pirates getting pirate'd by a former colony
>>61849108
more of a mistake for the countries that experienced it rather the countries that did it though
did anyone witness me destroy the tennis thread earlier?
top kek.
>>61849085
do you get free drinks?
>>61849166
would have been pretty boring desu
>>61849174
small brown manlet
>>61849085
put this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGiLKnyzTU
èl sòvièt uniònaño
>>61849190
FOP
>>61849186
>tennis
bent poncebastard
>>61849217
el spicANO
>>61849118
ask away
>>61849210
its collapse was a complete mistake
>>61849217
>double barreled pump action shotgun
these don't exist and it's triggered me for years
>tfw my thread is getting posts anyway
don't need you benders evidently
there are people in my work who literally don't have a job and are still on 50k a year
>>61849287
little brown boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJrIQsCTcQ
best SS song imho
>>61849293
toot >>>>>>>> karen >>>> the rest
>>61849237
tennis is based tbqh
>>61849188
5 free drinks then staff prices (£2.05) for a double vodka redbull
answer this you fucking melons
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700380
http://www.strawpoll.me/10700380
>>61849209
swansea more like ducksea
hahahahahahaha
>>61849035
HMMM
https://twitter.com/SuzieMicael/status/751501672078307328
Lads
business idea: pump-action double barreled shotguns
>>61849295
>people in my work
>who literally don't have a job
>people in my work
>don't have a job
u wot
ok my thread was deleted that showed me haha
jews taking care for animals
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGOFG-8HvCq/?taken-by=mintmilana&hl=es
>>61849290
http://www.stdgun.com/dp-12-double-barrel-pump-shotgun/
you could honestly pay me to suck your dick and I'd do it
feel like playing call of duty world at war but it's dead except for yanks so i will always get a shit ping
>>61849295
>at work
>don't have a job
??
>>61849349
i don't believe you /brit/
London
2016
>>61849370
>still light at broadcasting house
????
>>61849338
boring to watch unless it's doubles
This genuine twat went off on one at me today at work, completely wrongfully too.
What annoyed me most is that I pick up all the work he leaves which always goes unnoticed.
I'd love to just quit and see him fail but if I ignore it and just carry on doing my own thing then it'll work out in the end right?
>>61849085
IMPLORE you to play Baby One More Time by Britney
>>61849419
you deserve it
>>61849379
it's covered by someone else but employer can't afford to get rid of them so they busy themselves with just routine tasks
>>61849424
>unless it's doubles
k stop talking about tennis you clearly know nothing
sm h
>>61849419
Justice for what? When have black people been shot in the UK?
>>61849387
cute!
>>61849419
>black lives matter protest
>full of blacks
IT'S BROKEN BRITAIN
>>61849435
you in the middle
>>61849450
Mark Duggan
>>61849424
jesus christ
>>61849442
public sector?
>>61849419
>that one 6' 4" white master race lad
noice
>>61849374
Bleeding hell, Ólafur Ólafurson ... you'd have someone's eye out with one of those things!
>>61849487
local government yeah
>>61849468
NO STARING AT OUR WAITRESSES' ENORMOUS BREASTS
>>61849421
>time moves forward
>twitter posts stay the same
???????????????
getting the daily dose of gavin mcinnes and paul joseph watson
>>61849419
me in the Hugo Boss window
doing a poo, thinking of you
doing a week, thinking of thee
![f4e2cb050e69425f2b0daefda8f21229[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mPmWQGt.jpg "f4e2cb050e69425f2b0daefda8f21229[1].jpg")
Sings like an angel when he wants to tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmC3553Q3Fo
>>61849443
yes i know nothing about tennis coz im not a ponce enjoy looking at sweaty lads in shorts grunting
>>61849468
british girl getting pirate'd by a black folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubhd9BrBhvs
toni duggan half mentioned
>>61849501
>takes part in a cuck protest
>master race
>>61849482
Literally had an illegal gun and was a murderous gang member resisting arrest
>>61849349
this one fucking fly has been buzzing around my house all day landing on and annoying the fuck out of me
pretty sure the fucker even followed me to and from aldi earlier
>>61849419
>BLM protest
>in london
>>61849563
remember when it came out that he as shot unlawfully and the sun dedicated a tiny fraction of like page 7 to it
>>61849419
stupid
should just let yanks off eachother 2bh
>>61849608
irish "wildlife"
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>61849608
>shopping in aldi
might nonce a kid lads
>>61849501
>white
>>61849644
Explains the flies doesn't it?
>>61849613
I live in Tottenham m8
He was a piece of shit, everyone knew it. Didn't stop them screaming "No justice, no peace" and running off to loot Sports Direct,
>>61849651
THERESA
THERESA THERESA THERESA
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>61849608
>>61849545
>yes i know nothing about tennis coz im not a ponce enjoy looking at sweaty lads in shorts grunting
can say that for every sport.
stop baiting.
>>61849670
t. racist kike
>>61849681
even fedoras are able to chill out with girls haha
>>61849419
>IS bomber happens to attack Oxford Street at the same time
>>61848999
>have a oneitis
ahh yes, say no more, you fucked yourself
>>61849681
>that picture
crikey
>>61849681
>going to captain americas
>ever
scum tbqh
>>61849701
>scots
>>61849701
good webm
>>61849681
I hope this is from 2005 or something.
I refuse to believe there's still fat guys with neckbeards and fedoras out there.
>>61849701
>fuck off allen
why did he say this to his friend who just got hit by a bus
ireland and serbia are...............beautiful
If you watch any sport other than football you're a posh cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLjtajNuAm8
sound of summer and football
The tears just won't stop coming. Fuck.
going to bed at 11pm on a friday night
haha
>>61849701
Love how they're more annoyed that he's a dumbass than concerned that he was hit.
>>61849781
y-your mum?
i am a gamma male
>>61849635
Didn't want any tuck ins anyway.
>lexi got fat
terrible feel
>>61849681
*instantly signs up with reddit*
*sound of car taking off*
>>61849788
what about darts you bender
>>61849781
But I like Tay Swizzle
They don't even know you exist.
>>61849828
that is actually pathetic
i honestly think im impressionable and crave social acceptance to such a degree i could have fallen into the fedora community
>>61849757
alcohol is haram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw9tazfA3aY
2007 GOAT year
>>61849781
Actually she's being destroyed by an effeminate Paki
Kind of worse.
>>61849847
>>>/arse/
>>61849847
top hat is god tier you fucking bastard
>>61849847
Iron is best because it has a flat, smooth bottom that is satisfying to slide across the board
anything else can fuck off
![matttaylor_shirt.jpg.CROP.original-original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fHSoUVF.jpg "matttaylor_shirt.jpg.CROP.original-original[1].jpg")
>>61849828
Tbf Astronomers probably are all virgins.
>>61849828
haha....ha....
>>61849843
>>61849858
Please tell me more about your eventful life
>>61849828
that is actually quite comforting however i question the validity of it
>>61849892
well his wife made that for him
>>61849883
same with the boot. that's why I always chose it
>>61849858
loving this blog
>>61849892
tattoed degenerate got what he deserved
your mom knows about my existence
PD. dumb pirate frog poster
>>61849781
she's in zante rn
f-fuck...
A girl I go out with sometimes takes my hand and leads me to the dancefloor.
I always love that moment, never want it to end, just want to hold her hand all night.
Feels like sex.
>Remember 2008? George W. Bush was still president of the U.S., USB sticks still came in 256MB sizes and smartphones were a new thing.
really makes U think
doing a look at a planet
>>61849928
having her cunt destroyed by gazza from essex then
>>61849939
bust a move
Your mum puts crisps in the fridge
>>61848999
IT'S NOT TOO LATE JUST ASK HER OUT YOU SPERGLORD
>>61849943
Everything prior to 2008 felt like heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ndz4IcUfo
Would you rather get a handjob from your mum, or give a handjob to your dad?
>>61849969
She's gone now. Said goodbye to her a week ago.
She held my hand again that night.
>>61849928
howling
i bet she's having a quiet night in and not shagging everything left, right and centre
>>61849962
fair play
>>61849928
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
>>61849900
are you making fun of me or are you serious?
>>61849916
thanks! :)
how does a pussy taste like
>>61849869
are you telling the truth?
mine is probably cuddling up with a qt girl, being that she's a queer and I'm a mewling cuckold. Yours is worse though, at least I never had a chance haha
>>61848999
your life is over mate
>>61850035
>a fucking DOG
>>61849847
>tophat anywhere else but Eldar god tier
you've fucking embarrassed yourself here today ya daft wee cunt
>>61849974
I've been thinking of messaging her tonight when she's come home and she's drunk and working the conversation towards something along the lines of "my friends all say I should ask you out"
>>61849999
nice digits
>>61850024
ahahaha that is hilarious!!!
t. me three years ago
Me on the right
>>61850043
Yeah, I did but I blew it. So she went with him because she wanted to lose her virginity before uni.
Life is pain.
>>61850024
imagine that stirring up your arsehole
>>61849775
welcome to glasgow
>>61850035
*bites you*
hmmm not very tasty
hahahahaha PUSSYOLE
>>61849963
>>61849999
>>61850026
wouldn't blame her tbf
i don't get attached to females anyways, i'm good looking and tall.
>>61850077
>my friends all say I should ask you out
wtf
No lad, you say that YOU want to ask her out.
>>61849701
almost happened to me once
>>61850073
literally you
you want my advice? I think you should buy this car
>>61850098
>>61850088
>because she wanted to lose her virginity before uni
Jesus Christ that's horrible. Is she 18 or what? She sounds fairly dense though, guess you dodged it lad.
Langdon Alger
>>61850102
Do you have a beard?
>>61849962
had a solid lol
Wasted my youth
>>61850027
There is fuck all else to do so you might as well impart your life's secrets, amazing Paddy man.
>>61850035
really depends on the girl
>>61850077
Fucking hell do NOT say that you thick cunt
>>61849775
>4:30am Glasgow
TIM DO YOU NEED HELP
>wouldn't blame her tbf
>i don't get attached to females anyways, i'm good looking and tall.
>>61850170
welcome to the club
>>61850128
But then I have to grow balls and admit my feelings to her, what if she says no and it's awkward forever
>>61850142
no wonder i have to take a long as fuck commute
>>61850186
i need you out of business
u fookin wot
>>61850221
sunhine
>>61850198
Well what if she goes out with someone else, or worse, a close friend of yours, and instead of awkwardness forever it's suffering forever
Besides awkwardness can be gotten over
>>61850198
It's a make or break time my man. Getting pied is better than a life time of what ifs
>>61850170
I PREFER STAYING INSIDE TO HAVING SHIT SHALLOW CONVERSATIONS HOPPED UP ON SHITTY MDMA AND CHEAP ALCOHOL WANTING TO KILL MYSELF FOR AN ENTIRE DAY AFTERWARDS
>>61850198
What if you remain ball-less forever?
Get some priorities.
>>61850227
non country
>>61850227
rare
>>61850227
I'll fucking deck you, m8, if you talk to me again like that.
Cunt
is this 80:20 shit real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7u3o19sMec
goat song
>>61849828
was actually way higher back in the day. in fact a large % men of that age in ME countries are virgins cause of the nature of muslim culture and their view of promiscuity and women as being their father's/husband's property. also explains why they quickly get so rapey with women they regard as 'unattached whores'
>>61850198
If you really don't want to come right out and say it, just hint at things like, or steer the conversation towards, the idea of you two being a couple or going out or whatever without explicitly asking her out
>>61850227
R A R E
A
R
E
>>61850227
rare
![1450646079454[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/btao4ZD.jpg "1450646079454[1].jpg")
*plays a phenomenal sax solo*
>>61850227
Are you the zebra or the lion
>>61850270
for dirty sluts yes i guess
>>61850270
>top girl gets nothing
Explain
>>61850270
yep
>>61850270
i believe that this is exaggerated but there is some truth to it imo
>>61850227
I like to MOVE IT- MOVE IT
>>61850270
It's more like 85/60 IMO
>>61850198
>what if she says no and it's awkward forever
So? You know that saying "girlfriends/boyfriends come and go but friends are forever"? Yeah well it's bollocks isn't it? You don't marry your mates or move to another city when they do for work.
Might as well take the chance while you can or prepare to regret not doing so for the rest of your life.
Planning on creating a super gimmick so /brit/ will talk about me
>>61850260
>>61850276
>>61850277
Yooo
![310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cU8ZxfP.jpg "310[1].jpg")
Literally only attracted to traps desu
Is there a name for this type of bent?
HELLO
can someone explain tim and the dentist to me?
Just had sex
>>61850339
yes, "bent"
>>61850339
"American"
>>61850339
too much porn-osexual
>>61850339
gaysexual
>>61850310
shes sso pretty everyones scared to talk to her
if u think a girl is the most beautiful u have ever seen u should just ask her she might be as lonely as u xx
>>61850198
Lad, I asked my crush of 2 months out and got severely rejected. It does hurt, but you'll see it's not so bad, constantly scared I waited too long and missed some pretty obvious singles / lost my chance. Don't make it more painful than it needs to be.
Do it but don't 'tell her about your feelings' just ask her to spend a few hours alone together. If she says no take it and don't sperg out, stay friends.
