who /wantstoseeaescort/ here?
Me maybe.
Pic related is 23yo escort in L O N D O N.
I'm a 26yo virgin, she's 4.75inches smaller than me in height so maybe it will be cool to have her tuck her knees to her chest as i do her from behind, sideways on the bed. Also her tits are huge.
Personally kill yourself
Better use one of those amateur sites that list the things they actually do in detail. These professional agencies are notorious for sending stuck up women who come in, make you finish quickly and get out. Terrible service.
>>29814298
I've seen a few, lost my virignity to one. It was a great experience for a few times but after that you shouldnt waste anymore money on it, its expensive and isn't healthy in terms of STD's.
>>29814298
She looks like a proper psychopath.
26 y/o virgin? Kill yourself.
>>29814298
if you want to lose your virginity find a drunk girl and rape her and kill her then run away
>>29814334
>make you finish quickly and get out. Terrible service.
This is probably most of the reason I stopped seeing escorts, shitty service majority of the time.
>>29814334
You sly dog
>>29814298
Why not go to a country where it is cheaper and women are less cunty? Tske a trip to Germany or South Asia.
>>29814362
Why should a 24 year old virgin care about his health? Getting HIV would not be that bad.
>>29814444
'cause i'd pay her for sex + take a train to london
it'd cost just about that much to get a flight to germany etc, then i'd need accomodation, travel to and from airport. knowledge of the city / able to make my way to the escort's place. etc etc etc.
Easier to just go there, do the thing, come back in the same day by choosing one in my country.
>>29814479
Go to some random European country and do it there
>>29814298
Check her out on theeroticreview or preferred411 first.
Also, never, ever do incalls.
why doesnt burgerland completely legalize prostitution, why only in vegas. can any amerifriend chime in?
it'd be great to visit if both prostitution and dudeweedlmao were entirely legal and regulated over there.
want to hire one so bad but i'll probably fuck up and get arrested or murdered or find out she's ugly and does a shit job
i just want to get rid of my virginity
>>29814563
because women know if men have an easier way to get sex they have less power
in women's ideal world men should have to give them thousands of dollars in gift just for the chance to fuck
>>29814547
Why no incalls? Not that I was planning to
>>29814547
Why?? I haven't got anywhere to host except if i paid out more for a hotel and then again hotels are against that too. There are no prostitute-friendly hotels, b'n'b's etc.
>>29814603
Don't underestimate the stupidity of blue pill traditionalist men anon. They are just as bad.
>>29814618
>>29814547
Much better in the comfort of your own home.
>>29814678
but my home is a dirty student appartement with very thin walls
>>29814618
Cuz you're much less likely to have any police or pimp interference if you make them come to your place. Also, a lot of times these girls don't live in the best neighborhoods and they certainly don't pick upscale hotels in which to conduct their business.
Also, make sure to observe "hooker etiquette." Never make reference to money or any sexual acts over the phone or even prior to having your dick in her mouth. Prices and services should be on the website. Just put the money in an envelope and leave it in the open.
If you got other questions I can help. I haven't slept with a woman where some kind of money or drugs wasn't involved in over a decade.
>tfw too anxious to visit an escort
>>29814298
>23yo
nah bro she looks like she's in her mid 30s.
>>29814563
because our largest voter base are older evangelicals who would never support such devilish ideas.
>>29814852
She's 23 imo.
http://www.annas-angels.co.uk/high_class_london_female_escort_diana_dawes.htm
>>29814894
>he takes that shit at face value
>>29814603
>virgins actually believe all this
It doesn't really count as losing your virginity if it's to a hooker
>>29814997
>virginity
>the state of never having had sexual intercourse
Yeah it does.
>>29815078
Nah it's missing the part about scoring. There's no pride. Sorry man.
>>29815105
your arbitrary, subjective opinions don't mean anything, autist. i bet you think girls who suck dick and take it in the ass are still virgins too.
>>29815105
>pride
seriously kill yourself dude
Who /wantstobeanescort/ here?
>>29815154
>>29815156
>Implying you're a man if a girl won't fuck you unless she's paid
This discussion is over, cucks. :^)
>>29815154
I know a guy who has to pay a woman for sex sure as fuck is a virgin
>>29815268
>basing your self worth entirely on how women percieve youJUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
I'd like to do it but I'm scared it would be awkward. Like what do I tell her? How do I go about it, like to I just wait for her to fuck me or whatever? What positions, etc
>>29815305
Because you are a retard, it doesn't change the reality of facts though.
>>29815340
tell her you are a virgin and she'll do everything for you.
>>29815402
Still won't it be awkward?
What can I expect? I'm European by the way, not American
>>29815416
Generally not unless you make it, it also heavily depends on the girl, ask her if it's a problem if you are a virgin while setting the appointment and whenever it's illegal/legal in your country always look up at the reviews, reverse image research the images etc, make sure it's not a scam and that the girl is good.
>>29815468
Alright, thanks.
Yeah it's illegal in my country. Should I go to the Netherlands or something?
>>29815468
Forgot to mention, quite a lot of virgins go to see escorts, obviously they don't frequent them like old men or 40/50 years old + with a boring wife would, but still it's not something uncommon for escorts to encounter so they will know how to relax you and they will know that they have to lead, just let them know it beforehand.
>>29814298
Kill yourself
Like legit write a note saying I'm a Jew faggot and don't deserve to live then kill yourself
>>29815487
depends on where you are
germany would be my nr 1 destination tho
>>29815487
If you have the possibility to go to a cheaper country or somewhere where it's legal sure go for it, otherwise looking around the web will probably find you some escort site that goes around the law where girls leave their profiles with contact infos and reviews from clients, mostly they should also have what they do and don't do and the costs of their performances.
>>29815517
organic comment required
>>29815581
Germany and the Netherlands are both very close (frenchfag)
I thought Amsterdam was renowned for the brothels though
>>29815598
Yeah it's pretty inexpensive to spend a day or two in either the Netherlands or Germany. Guess it's better to do that
>>29814813
Why? You could literally pay a decent one to take control and just do it.
where are you lad? I'll come meet you
>>29815664
lt would propably be awkward. also l'm very self-conscious about my body
>>29814298
How much mang?
>>29815105
So: paying all that money for dates to woo someone is better? Or getting wasted and sleeping with drunk random people is better for your pride?
Sex can just be a mechanical act. Prostitution furfills that.
>>29815691
M8, so am I.
This is why you find a decent one. It is their job to make you feel good about yourself and give you a decent time.
>>29815336
No just basing whether you're a man or not
>>29815707
Yeah, both of those are better. Nothing is sadder than losing your virginity to a hooker
>>29815724
idk man
propably gonna looksmax first
l don't want her be disgusted by me
the experience would propably be better for both of us then
>>29815763
/r9k/ is full of depressed and lonely people. Sometimes people want sex. They want some company. As long as people don't get too hooked on it? It is just sex.
Getting drunk just to fuck someone else who is drunk is even faker than fucking a prostitute. Alcohol becomes one big excuse for social graces. And is fucking strangers off the Internet even better than that?
>>29815775
If you don't do it because of anxiety you never will. If you want to experience it then just do it.
Why are normals ITT getting so upset over OP seeing a hooker?
There isn't much difference between paying some slut for a fuck and paying your gf for one, the primary one being a hooker is generally much cheaper. Not to mention the kind of hookers you can get look way better than the typical girl a non Chad is allowed to touch.
If it bothered me I would do it too OP, have a good time.
>>29815828
Those chicks WANt to fuck you. A hooker has to.
I couldn't give less of a shit about regular hookers. I just want to see a dominatrix.
>>29815701
link already posted in this thread.
>>29814298
I slept with and lost my virginity to an Asian escort a few months ago.
It was good, but overpriced, and the fact it was my first time means I didn't last very long. And a lot of them take the money and run as soon as you've finished, no matter what time you paid for. I paid for a half hour but the whole experience probably didn't last more than ten minutes.
I'm planning on getting another escort in a while, and hope the experience will be better this time around (first time sex is almost always subpar, be wary of that).
>>29815890
motherfucker, people on here are already aware of the fact that women don't WANT them.
like not going to a hooker and never getting fucked would be the better decision.
>>29815890
Escorts can also refute clients and sometimes they do.
>>29815957
Thanks for the advice, i will take that into consideration. Perhaps i should find another girl to lose it to then. This girl i picked in the OP image is too hot for me to want to ruin it with.
Any pics of the one you used?
>>29815890
>WANT
And?
I am not saying people should fore go companionship/love. Not saying people should visit prostitutes who are exploited or street whores. But seeing a girl and paying money for sex, what is the issue?
Some people like to get dressed up, pay for clothes, cologne. Go to a club. Suffer through awkwardness, rejection. Drink for dutch courage. Act predatory to "pull" some other drunk person and fuck. Is it any less costly? How is that better for your dignity or wallet?
Sometimes men just need raw sex and compansionship. It is mechanical. Like masturbation. Sometimes it is easier to cut out the middle man. I am not saying you should do it all the time. Like anything, it becomes a problem if done too often.
But it is just another form of stress relief. Paying people in numerous other ways can be a lot more manipulative. Trying to get sex out of people. Feigning interest. Paying for dates and going through the whole experience or putting up with someone you dislike just to fuck them. Or fucking peopleyou find unattractive just for a lay.
All these things can destroy your dignity more so than fucking a prostitute.
Just to reiterate. I am not saying it is the be all and end all for people. I am saying it is a service that cuts out the middle man. And as long as you use it responsibly it can be a lot less stressful than the alternatives.
I went to one last year. I came in and she seemed quite mean because i had called 2 times to ask for directions. So i came in, she was mean and rolled her eyes so hard that the earth slowed down. So of course i couldn't get it up, i had a half chubby and the condom killed it after i had just penetrated her. I pumped for a while, couldn't feel anything and i was limp. She sighed and rolled her eyes even harder, that just made me uncomfortable, she then pushed me onto my back and was like "What if i do this?" and sucked my dick a little and i still couldn't get hard so she got angry i think and stuck a finger in my ass and started fingerblasting me even though i told her no. So i guess i paid 300euro to not have sex and get borderline molested.
Would not do again.
>>29814961
>bluepills don't believe this
There's a reason they want to ban sex robots and shame men for buying onaholes, too.
>>29815183
how much you charging and where are you?
How much would it cost just to get my dick sucked for an hour?
>>29817237
>toronto
thanks famalam
are you really supposed to put the money in an envelope?
It honestly just feels like an assisted fap, and you're left with that feeling of regret afterwards.
>>29817394
>are you really supposed to put the money in an envelope?
of course
>>29815615
regarde sur 6annonce si ya pas des filles a cote de chez toi.
>>29814298
Pretty sure she doesn't look like that in real life.
>>29814384
GTFO normfag
>>29817929
>6annonce
C'est pas risque depuis la nouvelle loi qui est passee y'a pas longtemps?
>>29816103
What country are you from ? I've seen 6 escorts and all of them tried to make it a nice experience for me.
>>29817998
bof, je pense que les flics ont autre chose a foutre en ce moment que d'aller se faire passer pour des putes sur internet. J'ai du mal a croire qu'il y ait des agents undercovers comme on le voit dans les series us lol. En plus si tu mentionnes pas directement des actes sexuels par sms ou telephone tu peux juste dire que tu payais pour un massage....
>pic related: a nice escort
>>29814618
>>29814678
Depeneds on your home.
I always go to them. I don't get cheap ones though so their places are always nice and freshed up i love the feeling of walking in an escorts apartment it always smells nice
>>29818135
C'est pas faux
Merci pour le conseil en tout cas, anon
>>29817540
really? whats wrong with just the bare money? what're they gonna do with all those envelopes
>>29818219
I agree, half the fun of seeing an escort is fucking someone you don't know in a place you've never seen before.
>>29818455
Depends on your country I guess. In france I see it's overkill to use an enveloppe.
>a escort
even if a was a fucking lesbian, i wouldn't want to fuck some bitch who doesn't know her grammar.
