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peter hitchens edition
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karen
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legalise weed
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spics are the worst posters on 4chan.
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so caralad's dead right?
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>>61845594
he's sitting a ban for spamming
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>>61845561


me on the left btw
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>>61845594
i posted "next person to post cara is a bender" and he hasnt been seen since
guess he isnt a bender
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Ugh. Would have preferred that proposed sea-shanty edition.
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>>61845555
sick
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Reminder that the North will rise again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzkuQyexZc

the religion of peace
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If Leaving Me is Easy came on the radio earlier at work and one of my co-workers started doing pretend slow dancing with me haha

shall I follow her home on monday
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>>61845653
trippy picture
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DAA DAA
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My gf just said:

>Everyone thinks it's gonna get better, but it never does.

Is she depressed?
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girl on tinder says she like cheesy chat up lines
what do i say to start the convo?
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>>61845574
It's going on the ballot in cali this november

;)
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>>61845699
are you an archeologist?
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>>61845696
Give her a good fucking lad. She is thinking too much.
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>>61845628
don't blame you t︃bh
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the aliens are quite scary
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anyone familiar with how Patreon works?

went to make a 'one-time' donation of 20 quid to a particular patreon page, but it seemed to set itself to a monthly donation despite me specifically choosing the one-time option

I withdrew the pledge and changed it to €2 a month, but I'm getting emails with videos supposedly only available to those giving more than €15 a month so not sure if it has actually deleted the pledge

how do I know the original pledge has actually been withdrawn? I'm not giving them €20 a month!
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*becomes an anime nonce*
*flies to thailand*
*nonces children*
*flies home*
All in a days work for an anime nonce I suppose.
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>>61845714
not that one
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>>61845667
VERY fedora
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>>61845696
Nah she just wants attention.
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>>61845713
hope you get it ;)
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>>61845722
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>>61845699
how about a go on my cheese knob
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sorry but if you consider friday nights to be 'going out' nights then you're basically a child and you need to be rangebanned
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So how do boards like /int/ work when they're full of generals?

People tend to stick to their generals, so does each general have a janitor assigned?
or do they band together and cover the entire board?
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>legalise weed
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I hate everyone that lives on the southern coast of England

Fucking beach twats
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>>61845724
Who the fuck are you donating to and why?
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>>61845696

She's got a serious case of the realities.

It's incurable.
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>>61845745
Thanks me too

;)
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*sits down on the couch for some british television*
ah yes
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>>61845699
Hey there megan, or shall I call you meg?
You like cheesy line ups, want to eat my smeg?
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>>61845791
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what are you doing on /brit/ on a friday night?
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fucking hell janny is ON IT TONIGHT
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#NotMyJanny
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>>61845781
>I hate everyone that lives in Southern England
ftfy la
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>>61845811

This never happened.
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>>61845783
your ma
cause beer
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>>61845773
never been 'out' in my life

what do you do? go to a few clubs and pubs? how long do you stay in each?

sounds awful
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>>61845831
don't have any friends to go out with around here

sad desu
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>>61845822
umm excuse me you can't just save my picture and then post it straight away
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>The referendum was only advisory
>We're a parliamentary democracy
>The public were lied to by the Leave campaign
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>>61845699
Do you like crisps?

Because I've got a wotsit to pick.
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>>61845867
Just did it you fucking nonce. What are you gonna do about it?
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>>61845863
ah mate

come to the /brit/ meetup and i'll take you under my wing
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>>61845881
don't get it
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eating these delicious runt bites
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What's the best national park in the UK lads? Want to go camping for a few days and can't decide between the Lake District, Snowdonia, and somewhere in the Highlands.
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I beg you, BEG you, to inform me on your opinions regarding this image
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>>61845889
>they hired a janny just for /brit/

I bet it's fucking Rotund Cam
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>>61845773
Friday night is THE night you pleb
Saturday nights are for the 40 and over
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>>61845893
where is the meetup?

>>61845927
do you rim in the club?
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>>61845871
>The referendum was only advisory
This is true.
>We're a parliamentary democracy
This is also true.
>The public were lied to by the Leave campaign
This is somewhat true, but it's more like Leave capitalised on the spreading of misinformation than outright lied.
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what a shit edition
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>>61845919
disgusting
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>>61845920
>Snowdonia
That sounds baddass, go there
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Crunchy.
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>>61845923
Looks like some yank rubbish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8X8np7-JK0

run along sonnies, that's right
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>>61845920
Cannock chase
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>>61845923
Newsweek has always been shit, Time with an explicit left-wing slant
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>>61845939
in the toilet
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>>61845957
oh shit these are delicious

i think i had these when i was about 6 or something and haven't had them since but now im craving them fugg
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>>61845939

If there's a hen do, yes.
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We are now live from the dj booth!
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>>61845973
>tim ends up getting his head kicked in by yobs

a tragic end to a tragic life
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is the delete post button gone for anyone else?
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>>61845920
Tower Hamlets
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Thoughts?
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>>61846012
ENJOY power outages you fucking craven
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What do you win on a Euromillions for three balls lads, £10 or something?
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hmm
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>>61846012
What are you spinning tonight la?
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>>61845864
same
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>>61845923
well clearly the image on the left isn't meant to be taken at face value

have no strong opinion on the image on the right and I don't see the problem
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where's the next meetup lads, someone is asking me
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>>61846035
potatoes are veggies
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>>61845973
>>61846017
He genuinely is tragic desu, I get fucking depressed watching his videos. Hope he's getting some help. In one video someone from the NHS comes round to arrange an appointment for him.
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Why does Tim always look so ill?
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>>61845791
dya get a warning lad?

new janny hates traps apparently
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Who here /suckcockforfunonfridays/?
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We should set up another Friday night stream.

Some greats laughs were had watching Get Your Own Back/ 50/50 etc in the stream
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>>61846012
now THIS is going to be a good gimmick

this is going to be the theme of the night

>>61846020
no t︃bh
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>>61846035
eating veggies is for nonces
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>>61846035
Why is Bucks in the bloody Midlands
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>open top bus tour through the streets of the capital for a semi-final exit

you couldn't make it up
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janny can you delete this post please?

thanks
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>>61846035

>go to supermarket
>see item labelled 'tomatoes'
>£2
>spongey flavourless balls of Spanish water

Thanks EU.
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>>61845954
That's the one I'm closest to, so that's what I'm leaning towards at the moment. It's in Wales though, and I hate hate HATE the Welsh.

>>61845978
Looks cosy, but isn't it just woods? Doesn't seem too spectacular.

>>61846025
Never heard of this place but it sounds like it would be a really enriching experience culturally.
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>>61846097
was that the eyebrow guy from the last thread?
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>>61846109
Because of mercia
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>>61846116
this can you delete mine too
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>Some greats laughs were had watching Get Your Own Back/ 50/50 etc in the stream
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>>61846111
i kind of agree t︃bh its a bit pathetic

but lots of people are having fun so why not
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>>61846035
Everything's more expensive in the south-east though. Go to Waitrose in London and you'll probably spend £500 in fruit and veg in a single shop.

t. northerner who last visited London 12 years ago
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>>61846166
they should've been at work
>cardiff
nevermind
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>>61846035
Veggies are probably just cheaper in the south
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>>61846035
correlates with cost of living
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>>61846134
>It's in Wales though, and I hate hate HATE the Welsh
If you go deep enough, I'm sure you can find solitude
It looks like a pretty big park desu
Find someplace along the coast and drink, even take a nice shroom trip
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>want to get a drink from paki shop
>see a girl with a nice arse in the queue
>realise I know her from college
>don't go to the paki shop

I don't want to meet anyone from then desu
>'HI ANON WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO'
>'Yeah I've sat in my house for a few years doing literally nothing what about you?'
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>Fact: African-American older male commits suicide through hanging himself under a tree branch.

>Media: Black man found hung from a tree in possible lynching.

Ahh yes....The American media.
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>>61846180
I lived in Kent for 3 years and I was surprised by how expensive everything was. Double the price for anything.
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>>61846099

Kevin and Perry Go Large, anyone?
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>>61846206
you know you can just lie right
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>>61846196
haha you made an error
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>>61845973
poor guy
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>This thread is being monitored and edited RIGHT NOW
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>>61846180
>tfw one Southern Pound will buy a week's shop in the North
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*recycles opinions from /pol/*

ah yes I have truly taken the red pill, I see through the lies of the Jew
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>>61846206
Mate you should have got pics

Need good arse in my life desu
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>>61845509

has he ever actually said degenerate before? i've never seen it
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>>61846012
post a picture of the venue you loser
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>>61846064
Chart and dance shit I made playlists of earlier, also got a list of classic 90s dance stuff.
Gonna be some vengaboys at some point probably when I'm wasted
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>>61845973
he has a lot of gadgets, music equipment, sky tv etc. what does he do for a living??
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>>61845940
Yeah, it's true, but nobody can seriously expect them to overturn the referendum result.
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>>61846205
That would be dreamy desu, problem is I'll probably be going alone because my only friends now (not many left really) are normie cunts who refuse to go camping and want to go on lads holidays instead. Not sure if it'll be fun drinking by myself, or safe tripping by myself.
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>>61846226
That film is ridiculous but I still enjoy it all the same
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>>61846231
haha
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Genuinely pleasant TV characters
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I am genuinely the most witty british poster on /brit/, the only one who can match me one-on-one is ed
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haha
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>>61846307
>Iron helps us play!
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>>61846251
>tfw I know a Southerner who is earning 3 times as much as me but he has to live with his parents while I am renting a 3 bedroom house just for myself
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Doing a poo
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>>61846301
Those with the strongest hearts usually live the worst
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>>61846282
moderates a number of online forums
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mal hilo

peter hitchens is a cunt desu.
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>why yes I must delete all pictures of women to uphold the high quality posting standards of /brit/
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>>61846301
>Worst than average
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when i was a kid, my two best friends were named mitchell and llewen

i called them bitchell and pooen

no wonder they turned on me
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>>61846330
*outwits u*

>>61846307
Wish they went the way of Maude tbqh, though the way the shows been heading for the last decade or so they might as well be considered dead
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>>61846290

It's kind of horrible in a car crash way, I'd love to stream it with /tv/ or something considering they've probably never known about it and I reckon they would find it really surreal in a weird way.

>Please don't chop off my head, I've got years of shagging left in me
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>>61846377
Classic aussie banter
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>>61846365
the janitor is a bender, he keeps gay posts up.
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chorley FM

coming in your ears
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>>61846227
I forgot to add I've put on weight and now have glasses desu.

What should I make up?
>>61846264
Looking through her fb and can't find any good arse pics sorry lad, closest is this.
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>>61846307

Watched the future casino episode today and it's implied they are in a gay relationship
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fat cam I know you're the janitor

top yourself lad
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Considering going to bed fucking hell I'm knackered

Wageslaving takes it's toll
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>>61846301
>tfw live in a best area surrounded by worst
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>>61846394
they were just mad because my name doesn't rhyme with anything offensive
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>>61846439
The eternal North Yorkshireman?
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just consumed a small amount of tesco chorizo sausage

literally about 20% meat, 50% fat, and the rest just sinew and gristle
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>>61846431
whateer happened to him
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>>61846427
hmm
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>>61846431
Does fatcam still come here?
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>>61846463
Nope, midlands
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>>61846448
I'm the same, no matter how hard they tried they couldn't make any rhyme stick. Eventually they just called me fag and poof
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>>61846465
a proper sausage
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If you won millions on the lottery what would you do? I think the wisest thing to do first would just tell immediate family you know you can trust and try and keep low key for a good year or two while living off interest
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>>61846301
how can most of the country be "best"
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>>61846472
maisiebro on suicide watch
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>>61846471
why does every male who uses social media look like such bender batty boy bitches
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>>61846503
Hope you told them to FOY
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lads, how can I go about destroying the British economy?
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>>61846437
welcome3 to the real world
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>>61846527
Give me all of the power.
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>>61846472
spoiler that hog
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>>61846472
disgusting
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how stupid is this idea

i'm thinking of doing a really strict diet and lots of exercise to get down to like 7 or 8 stone to lose my chubby cheeks

it worked for 50 (cent)

my only concern would be getting seriously ill from it

hmm
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>>61846473
yes
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>>61846472
LOW
ENERGY
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>>61846365
Oh? Can't I? ;^)
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>>61846472
This is really vile and immoral but post more
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going to the toilet
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>>61846542
no adult male should weight 7 stone
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>>61846542
are you going to become a twink?
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How often do you steal clothing or food from stores?
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me with the teddy bear

https://youtu.be/kHy_gNnBDuE?t=78
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janny, give us a wave, janny, janny, give us a wave
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>>61846546
Prove it
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>>61846584
I weigh 7 and a half stone desu.
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>>61846603
hello
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>>61846472
Me on top
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>>61846351
you cant afford ocado with mod wages

..wait a minute...janny??
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>>61846608
hot
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Ready to start at 10... there are currently 4 customers in, one of whom is a horrific slag who seems to be milking a spastic for drinks.
It'll get busy around midnight I think but until then it's going to be a case of looking busy
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Shagging a 64 year old power bottom twink on Tuesday lads
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>>61846608
post vagina
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>>61846622
bit gay lad
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>>61846584
well maybe no that low, just up until the cheeks get noticeably slimmer

>>61846587
no, too old (and uggers)
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>>61846472
I've always wondered what the blokes do when they're in these sex scenes. Surely they must get at least a chub going on, do they tie up their cock before hand or do they just let it stand at attention?
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Is Bercow on drugs?
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>>61846472
CRIKEY
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>>61846635
Looking forward to your series of posts tbqh lad
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>>61846635
Who the fuck goes to a club at this time
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I think 'off topic' is too broad a term

this post has nothing to do with britain
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>>61846608
Literally how
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>>61846635
post a picture of the dancefloor you useless cunt
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>>61846645
I have a penis.
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Average brit poster making a post
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>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
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>>61846674
>Politely complaining about something
10/10 British post nice work lad
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watching documentaries about morbidly obese yanks trying to lose weight and get their shit together
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>>61846658
sock and/or tape
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>>61846679
I'm really short desu senpai.
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How weird is it going out on your own to find a drunk slag to pull?
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>>61846702
delte this
very rude
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>>61846658

Basically the same as normal dry humping.

Most actresses would be upset if you didn't get hard.
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>>61846716
KILL OF THE
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>>61846706
SPOILER ALERT

They fail 90% of the time. Watch the shows that do a "Where are they now" episode a few years after, they're almost always a lardass again
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>>61846684
how tall are you? i'm a hungry skeleton manlet and i weigh like 9 stone
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>>61846635
this could be fun
we expect great things from you
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>>61846719
Very. Simply having a mate out with you doing the same thing though and the weirdness levels plummet
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>>61846716
How short senpai?
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business idea: Hunger games Europe edition
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>>61846751
>>61846759
156cm
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>>61846756
Don't have any lol
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>>61846731
*patriotic boner*
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>>61846670
I hope I don't let you down lad
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>>61846716
*KING OF THE

sorry, got too excited
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>>61846767
look lads a midget
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>>61846774
I suppose you could get smashed, and pretend that you've lost your mates? Make some new ones?
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>>61846811
They're called "little people"
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Gimmick idea: Post pictures of snacks I'm eating set to a background of my TV
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>>61846674
it's basically a rule in which he uses when a post hurts his feelings
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>>61846703
Exquisite
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>>61846649
dont say that x
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>>61846811
>>61846831
No bullying pls lads.
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>>61846767
feeling pretty good about myself right now
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>>61846825
Got some cocaine left, I'll sniff some and go chat shit to random cunts in the smoking area
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>>61846811
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I'm back lads
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>>61846859
Risky tactic ngl
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>>61846831
if i were a midget i'd find that term patronising desu
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>>61846854
How tall are you Bjorn Bjornson?
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>>61846542
I'm 8 stone and perfectly healthy

Not fun on a windy day though
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>>61846663
looks like it
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>>61846859
good lad

think this is the best way to go about it
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>>61846886
I think so too but that's what they chose
>>
>>61846875
Why
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>>61846899
166cm in the land of giants
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>>61846853
well you know charles manson is about your height and used to pull loads of hippie slags
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>>61846703
classic
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>>61846930
Because the smokers are usually the soberest of the club scum, and you will look like a crazy cokehead.
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>>61846900
>tfw 13 stone and 6 foot

Borderline overweight, not a good feel but I can't stop eating.
>>
krauts are angry people

not a fan 2bh
>>
Business idea: Sell goods and services for profit
>>
I'm 12 stone and probably slightly underweight
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>>61846933
Fug.

>>61846943
I'm not a psychopath, don't have that level of charisma.
>>
>>61846870
Aren't black irish the true celt irish?
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>>61846635
>anon works at a club
does this mean clubs arent a normie thing anymore?
>>
how do i get rid of my gut

not even a fatso
>>
>>61846834
I thought about starting a Blu-Tack gimmick in work today. It would involve me making these elaborate, detailed sculptures out of Blu-Tack and everyone would call me Blu-Tack Lad and await my next masterpiece with bated breath but I gave up when I couldn't make the veins on the willy I was sculpting look realistic enough with just a drawing pin.
>>
>>61846974
I have a small stomach 2bh, never feel hungry, I get full quite quick
>>
Charisma is just the mastery of manipulation 2bh
>>
>>61847019
Do you smoke?
>>
>>61846767
>5'1 man

Jesus fucking christ that's actually tragic, I would honestly have depression if I was you.
>>
>>61846993
Never fail to mention to either of the following groups that the Irish and the Spanish are cousins
>>
>>61847019
cute t︃bh :3
>>
>>61847044
smoking is forbidden in islam
>>
>>61847010
myfitnesspal
>>
>>61847057
but not exploding?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0
>>
>>61847050
I tried killing myself a few years ago, suffered depression on and off, but I am sort of just accepting it now.
>>
>>61847010
>/fit/ sticky
>>
>>61847078
that's encouraged
>>
What makes cars get keyed lads? Literally never understand how cars get keyed.

Used to think it was expensive cars that got keyed out of jealousy, but I see more shit cars get keyed.
>>
>>61847057
So is being a tranny
>>
>>61847057
wrong kufr
>>
>>61847010
stop eating all the sugary treats mummy dearest brings home
>>
Business idea: tonight, instead of looking at porn all night...don't?
>>
>>61847104
somebody had keys and then they run it across your car
>>
>>61847094
Good lad, you're braver than I am. Best of luck to you in everything you do
>>
getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and the guardian
>>
Whenever I go out I always wonder off on my own and end up making new mates as I'm a nutter and really socialable when I'm smashed
Don't think I would actually leave out on my own though, bit weird
>>
>>61847010
stop drinking
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>>61847149
can hear your third eye crusting over from here
>>
>>61847119
thats stupid
tug away my friend
>>
>>61847104
I walked down quite a wealthy street once and this big SUV had 'MILF' keyed over the front bonnet, the entire car was scratched and keyed too

must have an interesting backstory
>>
>>61847147
thanks lad and you as well
>>
>>61847104
poor people are subhuman so they are more likely to vandalize
>>
>>61846980
how does one acquire goods to sell?
>>
>>61847104
people don't care about their shit cars and park them like assholes, so they get keyed and doored
>>
having a wank over remy lads :3
>>
>>61847185
Have not even tried to get one.
>>
Getting my daily dose of African American politics lads
>>
wank or play more dirt3?
>>
>>61847185
Use Karius
>>
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>When your friend asks you to sort him out with a job, but him being there is not constructive to your career aspirations.
>>
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You know that dirty northern slag Scarlet from Gogglebox?

She's on Celebrity First Dates on Channel 4+1
>>
>>61847276
make up a reason why you cant
>>
>>61847114
NO
>>
>>61847185
gotta wait for the warts to clear up before i go back on the pull 2bh
>>
>>61847311
>Channel 4+1
so Channel 5?
>>
>>61847297
cringe
>>
>>61847339
no
>>
>>61847332
stop this
>>
>>61847311
wew I'll watch it on All4
cracking chebs
>>
>>61847185
told you earlier I have a black gf get off my fucking case
>>
>>61847339

It's channel 4, but an hour behind.
>>
>>61847185
Use Roy
>>
>>61847104
keyed 'AC/DC' on my parents' car when I was about 10. don't even know why. don't even know one AC/DC song to this day

never found out it was me either. it was a beaten up old piece of shit corolla anyway so I don't think they were too angry. flogged it off to some mechanic for parts a few weeks later iirc
>>
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http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/07/tennessee_highway_gunman_motiv.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/missouri-shot-day-dallas-police-attack-article-1.2704372

http://www.fox25boston.com/news/georgia-police-officer-ambushed-after-911-call/392782569

dindus at it again
>>
>>61847332
what, so posting faggots is okay, but posting faggots in skirts is bannable?
>>
>>61847381
Why is that?
>>
>>61847185
utterly dire however I have a plan of action

>get a bicycle
>cycle to the top of a mountain and take a selfie
>use this as a tinder profile pic
>get rejected by everyone except for some fatties
>attempt to muster up a date with one

if i get that far i will consider /gf2016/ a great succes
>>
>>61847332
my doppelganger right there
>>
>>61847251
wank

dirt3 is shit

Play dirt rally at least, but even then it doesn't have much content.
>>
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>
>>61847421
>>61847421
>>61847421
New
>>
>>61847409
people don't always get to see the shows at the time they're on, so lots of channels run a +1 service so you tune into a different channel and that shows everything the same but an hour later
>>
>>61847409
gives you a chance to see stuff you missed
>>
>>61847416
of course
>>
>>61847409
an hour ahead he means.

So if you miss a programme you can watch it an hour later or w/e
>>
>>61845699
Definite sign she is devoid of personality and imitating other girls' profiles.
Sad this has spread to the uk.
>>
nearly a full bottle of jameson

how much should i drink
>>
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cba anymore, fuck the diet
>>
any fit slags lads

it is friday night after all
>>
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i have been unbunned
>>
>>61847404
nice
>>
Didn't have a box on my head til the year 06
>>
>>61847311
>dirty northern slag
Do you reckon other non-anglo countries use geographical regions as derogatory terms?

>>61847406
I thought that Janny got dumped by a femboy and it triggers him to see them posted?
>>
>>61846511
Because population density isn't constant ya mong.
>>
>>61845713
>"cali"
>implying it isn't free, plentiful, and practically legal
>>
>>61847502
all of it
>>
>>61847522
what did you order? bit l8
>>
>>61847522
what did you get lad?

i was tempted for one tonight but had one the other day
>>
>>61847551
But now my mom can't kick me out for doing something illegal
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>>61847596
>mom
fuck off yank
>>
RIP
>>
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>>61845864
what you lying muck

you have 20 friends in each county
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>>61847596
Fair enough.
>>
>>61847611
Yanks saying 'mum' is so cringy lad
Don't make me steep that low
>>
>>61847632
>Vengaboys
Nice
>>
>>61847596

Why are yanks so German about their laws?
>>
>"dj"
>spotify

a y
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>>61847632
>>
>>61847647
not atm
i will when a few people i know move here soon though
>>
>>61847662
FOY
>>
>>61847502
Are you mixing or drinking it straight?
>>
>>61847674

>premium

get BTFO hater
>>
sitting my GCSEs soon
>>
>wearing the gfs socks

comfy tbqh
>>
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>>61847632

>spotify

ah yes, very impressive.


do you press play yourself or is it automated too?
>>
>>61847632
Fuck off Toby
>>
>>61847632
>Paid to put on a spotify playlist and pretend to mix, occaisionaly lowering the volume and saying "just wanna say a happy birthday to beth" into the mic
I envy you. How much you getting paid?
>>
>>61847632
>i like to move it
Neiß.
>>
>>61847666
It's something my MOM has always hated

Don't tell her i smoked at uni...
>>
*swipes my card like kaiba*
>>
>women can now serve on the front line in the British Army
we're finished
>>
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the choon
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>>61847753
can't wait until there is another draft and they won't be able to say no lmao
>>
>>61847753
>May or Leadsom next PM

yep, literally finished
>>
>>61847753
Your military has been a joke for like 50 years
>>
Just accidentally listened to a Lonely Island song.
>>
>>61847790
vietnam
>>
>>61847789
please don't
>>
>>61847789
so called "conservatives"
>>
>>61847790
vietnam
>>
>>61847753
It will be fine as long as they do not lower the standards to actually get in.
>>
>>61847777
the quads
>>
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>>61847793
The Michael Bolton bits of Jack Sparrow are great tbqh
>>
>>61847705
straight

already had too much, can't handle the taste 2bh
>>
THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA9AXvD09CM
>>
>muh military

no one cares lads
>>
any SLAGS
any TIGHTS
>>
>>61847789
It'll be May

She'll ban 4chan
>>
>>61847831
whoever you are fuck you
>>
>>61847800
>>61847826
Suez canal crisis :&)
>>
whenever I want to get the bullet-train to dreamland I just take a shot of vodka/rum straight, followed by a sip of lemonade, then another shot, then another sip etc etc

fucking dangerous but effective
>>
>>61847856
she'll ban not having cameras in every room of the house
>>
THIS

IS

MY

CURSE
>>
My Mum wants May to be the next PM desu.
>>
>>61847831

found out that she's not white recently.

made me feel good
>>
>>61847837
Mix it with club soda and lime juice
>>
>>61847831
>that jawline
JUST
>>
>>61847856
yeah more than likely

leadsom genuinely comes off as braindead
>>
>>61847884
but you didn't bagsy it
>>
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getting the weekly jojo's bizarre adventure in
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>>61847893
Your mum needs a slap, needed to be said
>>
IM NOT SICK

BUT IM NOT WELL
>>
get in here

http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
>>
>>61847902

>soda

FOY
>>
>>61847923
louie, you need to understand you are NOT WELL
>>
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>>61847856
>May will ban 4chan

I love the fact that /pol/ are going nuts over this.

After years and years of claiming to be Conservatives who hate degenracy and Liberal attitudes, a PM finally gets in with those exact attitudes and /pol/ goes into meltdown.
>>
>>61847944
what do you call club soda in britland?
>>
>>61847923
AND I'M SO HOT BECAUSE I'M IN HELL
>>
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On the white whisky again
>>
Listening to some Panic! At the disco lads
>>
The wifes son just shot me in the leg with my sig

What a little rascal :)
>>
>>61847978

club fizzy
>>
>>61847978
carbonated water, soda water, sparkling water, seltzer water, or fizzy water
>>
good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4
>>
>>61847978
carbonated water according to
>>
>>61847856
>She'll ban 4chan
never even thought of this
she'd actually do it as well
good job lads
>>
>>61847978

bubbly drip drip
>>
>>61847978
sodie pops
>>
>>61848026
you stole this from me you miscreant
>>
>>61847978
one 'foy' please
>>
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>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFkHwGcrL0s

*does a big line of ket*
wahey
>>
>>61847978
fizzy water
>>
>>61848037

Just add it to the long list of things the govt has banned that everyone can still get.
>>
>>61848062
had to get a taxi back to my house when i was in and out of holing once

that was an experience
>>
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>*does a big line of ket*
>wahey
>>
>>61847908
>leadsom genuinely comes off as braindead
She doensn't even understand basic economics like aggregate demand. This is what it has come down to. We're fucked.
>>
>>61848040
This one's the best
>>
>>61848062
t. horse
>>
is it still me that makes you sweat and all you think about in bed?
>>
>>61848144
y-yes
>>
Just bought 50mg of aggregate lads.

I'm going to be rich haha
>>
https://www.rt.com/news/350270-un-institutional-racism-us-killings/

lol is the UN having a laugh lets be honest the dindus are the source of this shit
>>
>doing ket

Pleb tier drug, only smoke hash myself
>>
>>61848179
alright rasheed
>>
>>61848144
thought it was "am I all you think about in bed"
>>
>>61848179
>smoking UK hash
lulz a'rite ghandi
>>
>>61848179
>ket
>pleb tier
t. has never done ket
>>
>>61848163

Puerto Rican, Dominican, Cherokee, Chickasaw
>>
just chiming in here lads

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
>>
only the finest nitrous oxide for me. thanks
>>
>>61848117

Had to get a taxi in the peak of an acid trip. Taxi hit a pedestrian and I had to give a police statement.

Interesting night.
>>
>>61848108
>thinks may will be lenient
im going to feel bad when she spots you getting through the great firewall via your webcam and sends the government sanctioned spankers to enact mummy's punishment
>>
>>61848179
hasheed
>>
>>61848229
this a nice gimmick you have going on
>>
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>leadsom genuinely comes off as braindead

>She doensn't even understand basic economics like aggregate demand. This is what it has come down to. We're fucked.
>>
odds - get maccy d's
evens - sleep
>>
any slags
>>
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Want to do some crank in the woods 2bh
>>
lads do you know any old yank movies like the Revenant, Hateful Eight

in that style
>>
>>61848264
and dont come back, tosser
>>
>>61848231
im sure events like that happen much more often when you're on psychs
>>
>>61848280
500 Days of Summer fits the bill
>>
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>thinks may will be lenient

>im going to feel bad when she spots you getting through the great firewall via your webcam and sends the government sanctioned spankers to enact mummy's punishment
>>
>>61848194
>>61848215
>>61848216


Everyone knows ket is shit tier, don't embarrass yourself lads...
>>
>literally nothing on in the cinemas

ahhh yes
>>
Just got off the phone to my dealer lads

>yeah yeah bruv got some 10/10 hardball cheddar you wanna meet me by the alley
>>
>>61848297
it was only a matter of time
>>
>>61848320
it's quite fun for an aftersesh
>>
>>61848331
Conjuring 2 gave me heart problems
Also pretty good since its set in the UK

Zootopia made a billion dollars so it should be decent
>>
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>Wants to ban hentai and other anime with images and scenes of pornography, even stating a majority would be disallowed
>Claims websites of outward expression of anti establishment would be banned as well (literally 4chan)
>Wants looser regulations for movement of refugees and people in general (open borders meme)
>Has said in past there is too much hate speech in Europe
>>
need to start work at McDonald's I. 30 minutes lads

Don't know if I have enough time for a poo and a wank
>>
>>61848320
never done ket but I did methoxetamine
that shit was fucking LUSH

drop a knife's tip into a can of coke and you're set for the night
>>
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>>61848259
can't know if brits are being sincere because of their advanced sarcasm
>>
In the pub with the lads
>>
>>61848260
shut up
>>
Fucking hell
>>
>>61848396
don't even know myself these days mate
>>
>female friend I have a crush on is going out tonight with a load of Chads and going to Malia in a week

Why haven't I stopped replying to her texts yet lads
>>
>>61848385
>working mcdonald's on a friday night

horrifying
>>
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>Everyone knows ket is shit tier, don't embarrass yourself lads...

>it's quite fun for an aftersesh
>>
>>61848397
WEW
>>
>>61848280
how old?
>>
>>61848403
What is this game?
>>
>>61848416
>going to Malia in a week
I'm so sorry
>>
>>61848403
>tfw intel cpu
>tfw can't play

REEEEEEE.

Who thought going intel would be a bad idea
>>
mummy and daddy have no spine and it does my fucking nut in lads, just to let you know desu
>>
>>61848381
>>Wants to ban hentai and other anime with images and scenes of pornography, even stating a majority would be disallowed
>>Claims websites of outward expression of anti establishment would be banned as well (literally 4chan)
I thought this was good? Remember how much you hate degeneracy and liberals are destroing western civilisation? You should be celebrating May as your next PM. Ban 4chan, anime and all other "degeneracy".
>>
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>all the druggies in these threads

Disappointed in you lads
>>
>>61848439
>title not lecutrefag_getting_for_lectures.webm
s︃mh
>>
what if each board had a motto?
>/gif/ - I just watched a man get shot and die while holding my fully erect penis.
>>
>>61848449
Flappy Bird
>>
>pokemon go

runt identifier
>>
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>going to Malia in a week

>I'm so sorry
>>
pirate scumbags
>>
>>61848450
not the guy you're replying to but what's bad about Malia lad
>>
>>61848480
innit
>>
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>>61848491
too accurate
>>
>>61848430

It's either that or staying inside, I don't go out clubbing
>>
>>61848517
welcome to the thread!
>>
>>61848535
must be shit serving all the drunk cunts
>>
>>61848517
my favourite /brit/ gimmick

upload colonise world/complain about immigrants pic
>>
>>61848517
He's awake lads!
>>
>>61848416
how many lads you think she'll shag?
>>
>>61848520
nice
>>
>>61848449
Pokemon GO

>>61848462
Zenfone 2?
That sucks
>>
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>It's either that or staying inside, I don't go out clubbing
>>
>>61848538

>!

Reddit.
>>
new
>>61848596
>>61848596
>>61848596
>>
>>61848586
>Reddit

4chan.
>>
>>61848450
Not a good feel desu, I really really want to either tell her I like her before then on the off chance she likes me back and decides to not be a slag on holiday or just stop talking to her altogether, but I'm gonna have to see her a lot in the future so it's pretty much impossible for me to do that without looking like a total dickhead
>>
>>61848606
hahahahaha
>>
>>61848586
it was ironic
>>
any slags
>>
janny for why?
>>
>>61848606
merciless
>>
fedoraposter is having the time of his life
>>
the jan
>>
>>61848644
the dubs
>>
>>61848634
[deleted]
>>
>>61848569
Probably at least one, she's an 8/10 at least and is a bit of a slag when drunk
>>
>>61848580

Oi didn't say anything was wrong with it (apart from drugs) I just don't enjoy it, it depresses me

>>61848550

Fucking nightmare lads, fights all the time.
>>
>>61848644
the jan the man with the plan to ban those bams
>>
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>>61848606

paki fuck
>>
>>61848521

He's saying sorry because the girl he fancies is going there to get a headboard concussion.
>>
>>61848619
Might be worth mentioning, or at least hinting that you like her. Might make her think twice before jumping on that Newcastle roider's willy in Malia
>>
Reckon janny is out of line this time
>>
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yesterday i said that the nigger who killed cops was a former US soldier......i fucking predicted it LOL
>>
>deleting a british edition purely because it has an asian in it

hmm
>>
>>61848606
absolutely titillating
>>
>>61848709
well, it was obvious
>>
>>61848619
>>61848705
no treally what's bad about Malia
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i am going to make the next thread
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unironically like one direction lads
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>>61848709

Hardly takes amazing deductive skills.
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>>61848709
He was Army Reserve, they don't even get to shoot bb rifles
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>>61848788

that's what makes you beautiful
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>>61848852

>>61848852

>>61848852

>>61848852
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>>61848865
i cannot believe i have been betrayed like this
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>>61848280
django unchained
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