peter hitchens edition
karen
legalise weed
spics are the worst posters on 4chan.
so caralad's dead right?
>>61845594
he's sitting a ban for spamming
>>61845561
me on the left btw
>>61845594
i posted "next person to post cara is a bender" and he hasnt been seen since
guess he isnt a bender
Ugh. Would have preferred that proposed sea-shanty edition.
>>61845555
sick
Reminder that the North will rise again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKzkuQyexZc
the religion of peace
If Leaving Me is Easy came on the radio earlier at work and one of my co-workers started doing pretend slow dancing with me haha
shall I follow her home on monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga7hGR_74DQ
>>61845653
trippy picture
DAA DAA
My gf just said:
>Everyone thinks it's gonna get better, but it never does.
Is she depressed?
girl on tinder says she like cheesy chat up lines
what do i say to start the convo?
>>61845574
It's going on the ballot in cali this november
;)
>>61845699
are you an archeologist?
>>61845696
Give her a good fucking lad. She is thinking too much.
>>61845628
don't blame you t︃bh
the aliens are quite scary
anyone familiar with how Patreon works?
went to make a 'one-time' donation of 20 quid to a particular patreon page, but it seemed to set itself to a monthly donation despite me specifically choosing the one-time option
I withdrew the pledge and changed it to €2 a month, but I'm getting emails with videos supposedly only available to those giving more than €15 a month so not sure if it has actually deleted the pledge
how do I know the original pledge has actually been withdrawn? I'm not giving them €20 a month!
*becomes an anime nonce*
*flies to thailand*
*nonces children*
*flies home*
All in a days work for an anime nonce I suppose.
>>61845714
not that one
>>61845667
VERY fedora
>>61845696
Nah she just wants attention.
>>61845713
hope you get it ;)
>>61845722
>>61845699
how about a go on my cheese knob
sorry but if you consider friday nights to be 'going out' nights then you're basically a child and you need to be rangebanned
So how do boards like /int/ work when they're full of generals?
People tend to stick to their generals, so does each general have a janitor assigned?
or do they band together and cover the entire board?
>legalise weed
I hate everyone that lives on the southern coast of England
Fucking beach twats
>>61845724
Who the fuck are you donating to and why?
>>61845696
She's got a serious case of the realities.
It's incurable.
>>61845745
Thanks me too
;)
*sits down on the couch for some british television*
ah yes
>>61845699
Hey there megan, or shall I call you meg?
You like cheesy line ups, want to eat my smeg?
>>61845791
what are you doing on /brit/ on a friday night?
fucking hell janny is ON IT TONIGHT
#NotMyJanny
>>61845781
>I hate everyone that lives in Southern England
ftfy la
>>61845811
This never happened.
>>61845783
your ma
cause beer
>>61845773
never been 'out' in my life
what do you do? go to a few clubs and pubs? how long do you stay in each?
sounds awful
>>61845831
don't have any friends to go out with around here
sad desu
>>61845822
umm excuse me you can't just save my picture and then post it straight away
>The referendum was only advisory
>We're a parliamentary democracy
>The public were lied to by the Leave campaign
>>61845699
Do you like crisps?
Because I've got a wotsit to pick.
>>61845867
Just did it you fucking nonce. What are you gonna do about it?
>>61845863
ah mate
come to the /brit/ meetup and i'll take you under my wing
>>61845881
don't get it
eating these delicious runt bites
What's the best national park in the UK lads? Want to go camping for a few days and can't decide between the Lake District, Snowdonia, and somewhere in the Highlands.
I beg you, BEG you, to inform me on your opinions regarding this image
>>61845889
>they hired a janny just for /brit/
I bet it's fucking Rotund Cam
>>61845773
Friday night is THE night you pleb
Saturday nights are for the 40 and over
>>61845893
where is the meetup?
>>61845927
do you rim in the club?
>>61845871
>The referendum was only advisory
This is true.
>We're a parliamentary democracy
This is also true.
>The public were lied to by the Leave campaign
This is somewhat true, but it's more like Leave capitalised on the spreading of misinformation than outright lied.
what a shit edition
>>61845919
disgusting
>>61845920
>Snowdonia
That sounds baddass, go there
Crunchy.
>>61845923
Looks like some yank rubbish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8X8np7-JK0
run along sonnies, that's right
>>61845920
Cannock chase
>>61845923
Newsweek has always been shit, Time with an explicit left-wing slant
>>61845939
in the toilet
>>61845957
oh shit these are delicious
i think i had these when i was about 6 or something and haven't had them since but now im craving them fugg
>>61845939
If there's a hen do, yes.
We are now live from the dj booth!
>>61845973
>tim ends up getting his head kicked in by yobs
a tragic end to a tragic life
is the delete post button gone for anyone else?
>>61845920
Tower Hamlets
Thoughts?
>>61846012
ENJOY power outages you fucking craven
What do you win on a Euromillions for three balls lads, £10 or something?
hmm
>>61846012
What are you spinning tonight la?
>>61845864
same
>>61845923
well clearly the image on the left isn't meant to be taken at face value
have no strong opinion on the image on the right and I don't see the problem
where's the next meetup lads, someone is asking me
>>61846035
potatoes are veggies
>>61845973
>>61846017
He genuinely is tragic desu, I get fucking depressed watching his videos. Hope he's getting some help. In one video someone from the NHS comes round to arrange an appointment for him.
Why does Tim always look so ill?
>>61845791
dya get a warning lad?
new janny hates traps apparently
Who here /suckcockforfunonfridays/?
We should set up another Friday night stream.
Some greats laughs were had watching Get Your Own Back/ 50/50 etc in the stream
>>61846012
now THIS is going to be a good gimmick
this is going to be the theme of the night
>>61846020
no t︃bh
>>61846035
eating veggies is for nonces
>>61846035
Why is Bucks in the bloody Midlands
>open top bus tour through the streets of the capital for a semi-final exit
you couldn't make it up
janny can you delete this post please?
thanks
>>61846035
>go to supermarket
>see item labelled 'tomatoes'
>£2
>spongey flavourless balls of Spanish water
Thanks EU.
>>61845954
That's the one I'm closest to, so that's what I'm leaning towards at the moment. It's in Wales though, and I hate hate HATE the Welsh.
>>61845978
Looks cosy, but isn't it just woods? Doesn't seem too spectacular.
>>61846025
Never heard of this place but it sounds like it would be a really enriching experience culturally.
>>61846097
was that the eyebrow guy from the last thread?
>>61846109
Because of mercia
>>61846116
this can you delete mine too
>Some greats laughs were had watching Get Your Own Back/ 50/50 etc in the stream
>>61846111
i kind of agree t︃bh its a bit pathetic
but lots of people are having fun so why not
>>61846035
Everything's more expensive in the south-east though. Go to Waitrose in London and you'll probably spend £500 in fruit and veg in a single shop.
t. northerner who last visited London 12 years ago
>>61846166
they should've been at work
>cardiff
nevermind
>>61846035
Veggies are probably just cheaper in the south
>>61846035
correlates with cost of living
>>61846134
>It's in Wales though, and I hate hate HATE the Welsh
If you go deep enough, I'm sure you can find solitude
It looks like a pretty big park desu
Find someplace along the coast and drink, even take a nice shroom trip
>want to get a drink from paki shop
>see a girl with a nice arse in the queue
>realise I know her from college
>don't go to the paki shop
I don't want to meet anyone from then desu
>'HI ANON WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO'
>'Yeah I've sat in my house for a few years doing literally nothing what about you?'
>Fact: African-American older male commits suicide through hanging himself under a tree branch.
>Media: Black man found hung from a tree in possible lynching.
Ahh yes....The American media.
>>61846180
I lived in Kent for 3 years and I was surprised by how expensive everything was. Double the price for anything.
>>61846099
Kevin and Perry Go Large, anyone?
>>61846206
you know you can just lie right
>>61846196
haha you made an error
>>61845973
poor guy
>This thread is being monitored and edited RIGHT NOW
>>61846180
>tfw one Southern Pound will buy a week's shop in the North
*recycles opinions from /pol/*
ah yes I have truly taken the red pill, I see through the lies of the Jew
>>61846206
Mate you should have got pics
Need good arse in my life desu
>>61845509
has he ever actually said degenerate before? i've never seen it
>>61846012
post a picture of the venue you loser
>>61846064
Chart and dance shit I made playlists of earlier, also got a list of classic 90s dance stuff.
Gonna be some vengaboys at some point probably when I'm wasted
>>61845973
he has a lot of gadgets, music equipment, sky tv etc. what does he do for a living??
>>61845940
Yeah, it's true, but nobody can seriously expect them to overturn the referendum result.
>>61846205
That would be dreamy desu, problem is I'll probably be going alone because my only friends now (not many left really) are normie cunts who refuse to go camping and want to go on lads holidays instead. Not sure if it'll be fun drinking by myself, or safe tripping by myself.
>>61846226
That film is ridiculous but I still enjoy it all the same
>>61846231
haha
Genuinely pleasant TV characters
I am genuinely the most witty british poster on /brit/, the only one who can match me one-on-one is ed
haha
>>61846307
>Iron helps us play!
>>61846251
>tfw I know a Southerner who is earning 3 times as much as me but he has to live with his parents while I am renting a 3 bedroom house just for myself
Doing a poo
>>61846301
Those with the strongest hearts usually live the worst
>>61846282
moderates a number of online forums
mal hilo
peter hitchens is a cunt desu.
>why yes I must delete all pictures of women to uphold the high quality posting standards of /brit/
>>61846301
>Worst than average
when i was a kid, my two best friends were named mitchell and llewen
i called them bitchell and pooen
no wonder they turned on me
>>61846330
*outwits u*
>>61846307
Wish they went the way of Maude tbqh, though the way the shows been heading for the last decade or so they might as well be considered dead
>>61846290
It's kind of horrible in a car crash way, I'd love to stream it with /tv/ or something considering they've probably never known about it and I reckon they would find it really surreal in a weird way.
>Please don't chop off my head, I've got years of shagging left in me
>>61846377
Classic aussie banter
>>61846365
the janitor is a bender, he keeps gay posts up.
chorley FM
coming in your ears
>>61846227
I forgot to add I've put on weight and now have glasses desu.
What should I make up?
>>61846264
Looking through her fb and can't find any good arse pics sorry lad, closest is this.
>>61846307
Watched the future casino episode today and it's implied they are in a gay relationship
fat cam I know you're the janitor
top yourself lad
Considering going to bed fucking hell I'm knackered
Wageslaving takes it's toll
>>61846301
>tfw live in a best area surrounded by worst
>>61846394
they were just mad because my name doesn't rhyme with anything offensive
>>61846439
The eternal North Yorkshireman?
just consumed a small amount of tesco chorizo sausage
literally about 20% meat, 50% fat, and the rest just sinew and gristle
>>61846431
whateer happened to him
>>61846427
hmm
>>61846431
Does fatcam still come here?
>>61846463
Nope, midlands
>>61846448
I'm the same, no matter how hard they tried they couldn't make any rhyme stick. Eventually they just called me fag and poof
>>61846465
a proper sausage
If you won millions on the lottery what would you do? I think the wisest thing to do first would just tell immediate family you know you can trust and try and keep low key for a good year or two while living off interest
>>61846301
how can most of the country be "best"
>>61846472
maisiebro on suicide watch
>>61846471
why does every male who uses social media look like such bender batty boy bitches
>>61846503
Hope you told them to FOY
lads, how can I go about destroying the British economy?
>>61846437
welcome3 to the real world
>>61846527
Give me all of the power.
>>61846472
spoiler that hog
>>61846472
disgusting
how stupid is this idea
i'm thinking of doing a really strict diet and lots of exercise to get down to like 7 or 8 stone to lose my chubby cheeks
it worked for 50 (cent)
my only concern would be getting seriously ill from it
hmm
>>61846473
yes
>>61846472
LOW
ENERGY
>>61846365
Oh? Can't I? ;^)
>>61846472
This is really vile and immoral but post more
going to the toilet
>>61846542
no adult male should weight 7 stone
>>61846542
are you going to become a twink?
How often do you steal clothing or food from stores?
me with the teddy bear
https://youtu.be/kHy_gNnBDuE?t=78
janny, give us a wave, janny, janny, give us a wave
>>61846546
Prove it
>>61846584
I weigh 7 and a half stone desu.
>>61846603
hello
>>61846472
Me on top
>>61846351
you cant afford ocado with mod wages
..wait a minute...janny??
>>61846608
hot
Ready to start at 10... there are currently 4 customers in, one of whom is a horrific slag who seems to be milking a spastic for drinks.
It'll get busy around midnight I think but until then it's going to be a case of looking busy
Shagging a 64 year old power bottom twink on Tuesday lads
>>61846608
post vagina
>>61846622
bit gay lad
>>61846584
well maybe no that low, just up until the cheeks get noticeably slimmer
>>61846587
no, too old (and uggers)
>>61846472
I've always wondered what the blokes do when they're in these sex scenes. Surely they must get at least a chub going on, do they tie up their cock before hand or do they just let it stand at attention?
Is Bercow on drugs?
>>61846472
CRIKEY
>>61846635
Looking forward to your series of posts tbqh lad
>>61846635
Who the fuck goes to a club at this time
I think 'off topic' is too broad a term
this post has nothing to do with britain
>>61846608
Literally how
>>61846635
post a picture of the dancefloor you useless cunt
>>61846645
I have a penis.
Average brit poster making a post
>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
>>61846674
>Politely complaining about something
10/10 British post nice work lad
watching documentaries about morbidly obese yanks trying to lose weight and get their shit together
>>61846658
sock and/or tape
>>61846679
I'm really short desu senpai.
How weird is it going out on your own to find a drunk slag to pull?
>>61846702
delte this
very rude
>>61846658
Basically the same as normal dry humping.
Most actresses would be upset if you didn't get hard.
>>61846716
KILL OF THE
>>61846706
SPOILER ALERT
They fail 90% of the time. Watch the shows that do a "Where are they now" episode a few years after, they're almost always a lardass again
>>61846684
how tall are you? i'm a hungry skeleton manlet and i weigh like 9 stone
>>61846635
this could be fun
we expect great things from you
>>61846719
Very. Simply having a mate out with you doing the same thing though and the weirdness levels plummet
>>61846716
How short senpai?
business idea: Hunger games Europe edition
>>61846751
>>61846759
156cm
>>61846756
Don't have any lol
>>61846731
*patriotic boner*
>>61846670
I hope I don't let you down lad
>>61846716
*KING OF THE
sorry, got too excited
>>61846767
look lads a midget
>>61846774
I suppose you could get smashed, and pretend that you've lost your mates? Make some new ones?
>>61846811
They're called "little people"
Gimmick idea: Post pictures of snacks I'm eating set to a background of my TV
>>61846674
it's basically a rule in which he uses when a post hurts his feelings
>>61846703
Exquisite
>>61846649
dont say that x
>>61846811
>>61846831
No bullying pls lads.
>>61846767
feeling pretty good about myself right now
>>61846825
Got some cocaine left, I'll sniff some and go chat shit to random cunts in the smoking area
>>61846811
I'm back lads
>>61846859
Risky tactic ngl
>>61846831
if i were a midget i'd find that term patronising desu
>>61846854
How tall are you Bjorn Bjornson?
>>61846542
I'm 8 stone and perfectly healthy
Not fun on a windy day though
>>61846663
looks like it
>>61846859
good lad
think this is the best way to go about it
>>61846886
I think so too but that's what they chose
>>61846875
Why
>>61846899
166cm in the land of giants
>>61846853
well you know charles manson is about your height and used to pull loads of hippie slags
>>61846703
classic
>>61846930
Because the smokers are usually the soberest of the club scum, and you will look like a crazy cokehead.
>>61846900
>tfw 13 stone and 6 foot
Borderline overweight, not a good feel but I can't stop eating.
krauts are angry people
not a fan 2bh
Business idea: Sell goods and services for profit
I'm 12 stone and probably slightly underweight
>>61846933
Fug.
>>61846943
I'm not a psychopath, don't have that level of charisma.
>>61846870
Aren't black irish the true celt irish?
>>61846635
>anon works at a club
does this mean clubs arent a normie thing anymore?
how do i get rid of my gut
not even a fatso
>>61846834
I thought about starting a Blu-Tack gimmick in work today. It would involve me making these elaborate, detailed sculptures out of Blu-Tack and everyone would call me Blu-Tack Lad and await my next masterpiece with bated breath but I gave up when I couldn't make the veins on the willy I was sculpting look realistic enough with just a drawing pin.
