messing about edition
rate my gimmick
the aussie tim post is going to be wank
is the janitor around?
You alright Tim?
dap
Shootings organized by BLM to trigger martial law so Obama stays in power
>>61842709
DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?
>>61842604
well..........
Old gimmick
>>61842318
Where'd you cycle to lad?
>>61842729
jukes place, marlow
What beer should I pick up later today lads?
Scousefriends
What does "gone for a burton" (think this is what was said) mean?
>>61842729
>>61842709
Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.
>>61842729
>DPD
>Not UPS or Argos Home Delivery
>>61842717
need you out of business sunshine
they call me rorke
they call me rasheed
they call me lad
they call me runt
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
>>61842729
yeah Tim went postal haha
>>61842800
lol
>The bugles are loudly calling
>The drums they are calling too
>So rally round the flag, my lads
>Show the world we’re Britons too
>Down with tyrants, now, forever
>Keep our dear old flag unfurled
>Show our foes the British Empire
>Is a big thing in this world
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
>talking with a lad I knows gf for like an hour last night
>can barely keep a conversation going for 2 minutes with a single girl
what the fuck is wrong with me haha
So the band "Eagles of Death Metal", the same band that was in the Paris attacks a couple months ago, made a song about San Bernardino and the gay club mass shooting, in 2009. The song then goes on to mention Amerillo and Dallas, 2 places where shootings just occurred! The shootings are going in the order they appear on the song, Tennessee should be next!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_B6lOPAvx1I
>there are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>61842799
bender
>>61842836
Hi, I am a girl.
bang on
>>61842711
Post slug
>>61842729
DPD are shit tier in my area for some reason, they often deliver parcels to the wrong addresses
Thoughts?
>>61842771
>Argos Home Delivery
Surprisingly brilliant
>>61842854
>virtues of a welfare state
remember when people thought the world would end in 2012
>>61842867
>$50,000
Last of the big spenders
>>61842851
hey
>>61842836
hii x
>>61842880
still believe this
Remaintards eliminated
Thoughts?
>>61842854
>virtues of a welfare state
>>61842861
not afraid of death because i know exactly what will happen to me afterwards
it's a liberating kind of feel
>>61842867
don't care the slightest
>>>/yank/
>>61842913
>capitalising random nouns
why do mentalists on the internet always do this
>>61842880
it was postponed lad, didn't you get the memo?
rate my fucking gimmick
>tfw I'll never get to watch them double team my gf
;_;
>>61842913
We'll all be dead in the Resource Wars soon enough and then the China and the U.S. will nuke everyone.
>>61842754
Boddingtons
really makes you think
>>61842955
/brit/ pals batallion when?
>>61842955
chuckled at this
>>61842950
>Little
>White
>Policewoman
>>61842867
>>61842981
>tfw will never roam post apocalyptic Britain with my harem of /brit/posters
>>61842914
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/4lkv4_C7AKz3MYmRd3dsSg/
Mentalist.
does the nhs prescribe xanax
answer me
>>61842920
how's it going?
>>61842950
>>61842991
Status to go along with it is pretty funny too
>>61843037
ok, how are you?
Favourite swear word?
"Goodness me" is mine
>>61843041
Wouldn't mind me an alpha black lad 2bh.
>>61842913
>Germany & France become the most embarrassed and ashamed nations globally, equivalent to post WW2
Literally what? Britain was just as bad as them before the cold war was over
>>61843044
"ruddy hell!" got to be mine
>>61843035
dont think so t︃bh not in this country
The age of consent should be raised to a year older than me and then be incremented by one every year on my birthday
>>61843035
Only way you can cop xanax in the UK is with a private prescription. In answer to your question, no the NHS will never prescribe you it. They prescribe valium (diazepam) though but even that is hard to get. You won't get a long-term prescription of it unless your doctor is a moron or over 55 years old.
Your best bet would be to travel back in time 2 months and buy 10,000 etizolam for under £100.
>>61843043
good thanks, how's your friday been?
>>61843044
melt
Soldiers deserve footballers wages
>>61843090
alright, was at work earlier. How about yours?
wheres Tim going to go when he gets evicted?
>>61843044
"bleedin' nora!" is mine
>>61843044
poo
thoughts on this lads?
>>61843044
Sometimes, when I'm at the absolute end of my tether, I'll say "heavens to betsy", but I have to be incredibly cross.
Once I said "gadzooks", I don't really remember what happened next, the red mist had descended.
>>61843044
damn & blast
>>61843020
we'll kill someone together at some point m8, don't worry :]
>>61843108
>>61843090
following this conversation closely
you lot
out of business
now
>>61842950
me on the left
>>61843044
I don't think it is a swear word but I tend to say twit, twonk and twat.
me and the lads
>>61843108
i'm on uni holidays so pretty bored 2bh. any plans for the weekend?
>>61843126
There's literally nothing wrong with THIS couple in particular, he is literally more attractive than her and her children will be sexier than her as a result.
t. Bisexual man
>>61843126
can't blame the lad, women should not be allowed to choose their partners 2bh
>>61843162
Me on the centre left
>>61843159
sunshine
>>61843162
wank, good guy, wank, wank
>>61843173
Babysitting tomorrow, probably will just watch some tennis on Sunday. Yourself?
>tfw Jade Joddle doesn't upload any more
>tfw EmilysTeaParty doesn't upload any more
>>61843044
cunt
>>61843142
thanks la
>>61843044
meme
how much onion is too much lads?
been trying to eat healthy so every day ive been nipping to tescos and buying a pot of chopped onions, put them in every meal (my sarnies, wheatabix, etc)
>>61842723
Please don't steal my ancient gimmick I worked hard on it
>>61843197
managed to get a d8 with a girl on saturday so that's the focal point really. you gonna watch the football too or more of a tennis man?
I like it
having a bit of supper lads
Would it be safe to eat a banana that's been up your arse if it had a condom on it?
>>61843259
I tend to watch the tennis more.
>>61842771
UPS always fucking Jew me with customs charges but don't tell me until they turn up at the door and ask for £25 fucking mugs
Who just has 25 in cash lying about
>>61843265
The buttered bread on the side really makes it.
>>61843138
You might need to take a hands on approach to show me how to hold the gun properly.
From behind.
Erotically
>>61843271
That's basically a condom on a condom, you're good
>>61843276
well it's been great to chat mate but i'm off for dinner, have a great weekend pal x
>>61843303
you too xxx
>Rally 'round the banner of your country
>Take the field with brothers o'er the foam
>On land or sea
>Wherever you be
>Keep your eye on Germany
>But England, home and beauty
>Have no cause to fear
>Should auld acquaintance be forgot
>No, no, no, no, no!
>Australia will be there
>Australia will be there
Just walked down a road I've never been down in the dodgy part of town and got beaten half to death and raped. Worth it though because I caught a Beedrill. Pokemon Go is so awesome
>>61843265
Your spread coverage is all over the place
>>61843265
How are you planning to eat half a pizza?
![[Manga Neko] Nisekoi - 04 [720p]_001_23979.png](https://i.imgur.com/EHPjOg8.png "[Manga Neko] Nisekoi - 04 [720p]_001_23979.png")
granny is here lads
hiding in my room
>>61843265
grim
>>61843303
>>61843315
this conversation was so cute i loved it
>>61843299
Business Idea: organic banana skin condoms
>>61843355
literally this btw desu iah
holy shit would love to beat in mrrepzions face
>>61843136
Unlawfully slept on post
>>61843347
Did granny die 14 years ago but something wearing her skin is still walking around?
>>61843389
he's been slowly getting redpilled over the years
>>61843293
I'll let you pull the trigger x
>>61843355
>>61843371
benders
>>61843161
tw*t is indeed a heavy cuss word lad
Favourite male fashion/grooming blogger?
hmm
>>61843469
I just read GQ
>>61843469
Tommy Mair
goin down the cobblers
>>61843403
Well bless your heart
Literally cannot keep up with all these shooting 2bh.
I'm dying to know your thoughts
>>61843469
(You) desu
might go to bed lol
the more i read about ww1 the more i wish i fought and died in it and one of those lads could take my place and enjoy this world
>>61843469
Your dad
>>61843469
mike the ruler
>>61843469
Dylan Roof
>>61843526
haha
>>61843526
lmaooo
>Did they think that England stood alone?
>Have they heard how to her side we’ve flown?
>Sons of Australia
>Strike for your Empire Grand,
>Fight as your Mother taught you to,
>For the dear old land
>>61843520
Hope that's soy blood
>>61843526
lel jej kek ho ho ho
no sad times, just dreams
>>61843521
hard to disagree
>>61843529
Such a horrendous war, truly hell
>>61843109
shall find out on the 31st if he keeps his vlogs up
think he'll get something sorted with his brothers trust fund iah
What does this pose signify?
>>61843521
Better red than dead tbqh
>>61843521
biomass from bodies will help provide energy in the resource wars
>>61843606
fellatio i believe
>>61843628
was under the impression that this was a girl?
I want to fight and die in a war.
>>61843602
What's all this about his brother's trust fund
>>61843647
You starting on me? Oh, there'll be a war if you keep that up, sunshine.
business idea: flavoured enemas
>>61843606
drinking alcohol
>>61843529
Shame today's world isn't worth fighting for
>>61843126
me on the right
business idea: flavoured memes
I honestly believe we should start a war with the European Union if they give us unfavourable trade terms.
>Shame today's world isn't worth fighting for
feel like romeo, moncler coat when it's cold
>>61843676
already are
>>61843606
cthulu fhtagn
>Our nation mourns with pride,
>Her heroes who have died
>They were sons of Australia,
>Steady and strong,
>True to our country, righting a wrong,
>And they proved their bravery,
>As history now tells,
>When they fought and died like heroes,
>In that charge at the Dardanelles
burst into treats in public earlier
>>61843628
one too many dairy lea dunkers lmao
>>61843745
tangfastics?
>>61843745
t. Pinata
>>61843744
Why did they go off and fight for some shitty island on the other side of the planet? Don't really get it 2bh.
genuine madman
http://efukt.com/21554_Feeding_Semen_To_Unsuspecting_Coworkers.html
>>61843757
When is the baby due?
really makes you think
only thing i miss since going vegan is tangfastics
>>61843803
actually the sweetcorn gets digested, barring the skin which gets filled with poo
source: reddit
Why was my belly picture deleted? It wasn't breaking any rules. It was literally just a belly
>>61843772
8.5/10
>>61843814
don't think my sister's realised how many things she likes have gelatin in
fuck germany
Business idea: egg timer but for pasta
>>61843701
We'll get our arse handed to us you spacker
>>61843837
you literal scientist
Why do normies break their phones so much lads? literally drop mine all the time and its never smashed the screen or anything, just a minute ago I tried to put my phone in my pocket, failed and accidently threw it at the wall somehow and it's fine. No I haven't jinxed it btw because I say this sometimes anyway and it still hasn't happened
Best Jacob Rees Mogg video?
>>61843866
The wiki wasn't clear on who won, I think the bombs fell during
>>61843866
No we won't. There would be zero real land battles and we would destroy all European shipping.
Rate my cat.
>>61843842
janny obviously construed it as sexual look out lad you got a secret admirer ;)
>>61843880
Because they have iPhones which are built to break so the pathetic normie drones can waste even more money. Literally smash my Samsung all over the shop and drop it 3 times a day and the screen never breaks
>>61843866
by who
France is the only contender
seems i neeed to get out of neethood and get a job
what's a job i can work
>>61843880
apple drones
>>61843921
looks friendly
i rate 8/10
>Sons of Australia
>Hear those insults galling
>She who bore you wants her offspring
>Standing by her side
>Bred for fighting, built to stay
>Never yielding, never knew the way
>When they defied our Mother
>Threatened with their guns
>Did they think that such a grand Old Mother had no sons?
>>61843952
professional poohead
>>61843921
Sufferin' succotash!
>>61843921
do you live in a burger king kitchen
>>61843870
thanks for replying mate was beginning to worry i was shadowbanned
My neighbour has been listening to Madonna's "Frozen" non-stop for the post three hours lads.
>>61843783
Reckon that's fake desu
Really scared of the German military lads
Remember when I was gonna kill myself a few months back now my mum always comments on how happy I seem
A job and forced socialisation is the key my brothers
>>61843987
too much of a competitive market right now, your family needs jobs after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT0qwVlb-fw
>when you realise UK Hip hop is literally walking all over the US scene
Dad found my notebook full of schematics for bollock-busting contraptions
He's taken it from me and I don't know where he put it
I tried asking him about it politely but he just told me to go back to my room. His face seemed really red and puffy; I think he's been drinking too
Pretty pissed because I was planning on sticking my bollocks in my double dumbbell pendulum contraption tonight, but I'm not sure if I can build it from memory.
At least I still have that hammer I hid under the bed
Lads, what's a beer style that pairs with rye? What about with bourbon?
>>61844016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euh4wvNZ8PA
>>61843907
Hahahahaha you are living in a dream world
You think 26 countries vs 1 is favourable to us?
Our navy isn't the most powerful any more
>>61843992
Just post in r/shadowbanned to check next time la
>>61844022
>the German military
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61843783
I used to enjoy efukt's videos but now they just make me angry and sad. I can't even enjoy the trolling of wannabe pornstars anymore.
>>61843970
Thanks, he like your post.
>>61843990
>>61843991
Fuck off.
>>61844090
pussy
>>61843952
giev me job
Samsung S7 Edge is the best phone on the market but nothing is yet to top the Nokia N95 after all these years
>>61844073
You don't need a strong navy to destroy shipping. Realistically we would just engage with land based missiles or with the RAF.
Both the economies of the EU and the UK would be destroyed but we would win because destroying the economies of 24 countries is better than destroying one countries economy.
could probably solo the German military
>Poleaboo ate 4 packets of crisps, a choc ice and an entire Pizza today
I fucking hate myself
>>61844037
>rhyming Azerbaijani with cocky
holy shit this is awful
>>61844137
Edgy post haha
>>61844101
make me
>>61844164
my burner for selling crack X-)))
>>61842729
>Some faggot City Link cunt(s) stole THE SAME FUCKING MONITOR TWICE!
Took me 2 fucking months from ordering, to claiming the item is lost, to city link confirming it's lost, to get a replacement, to have the same fucking thing happen again (midnight delivery attempt failing with no subsequent attempts).
Glad those fuckers went bust.
>>61844164
lnk cr b82rz 2g4
>>61844207
>not shotting from a 10 pound alcatrel om lycra mobile
Haha bet you don't even move weight kid
>>61844016
one of her better songs in fairness
would listen to/10
turbo normie friend keeps ringing me
wish he'd just fuck off fdhugdihlsdlgf
reeeee
no alex i don't want to hang out with you and ur gf and be a third wheel please leave me alone
Post qts
>>61844152
least your tits will be natural
>>61844295
looks emotionally unstable
What do you get for three balls on the Euromillions lads?
>>61844278
Sorry lad I just don't want you to feel like you're missing out x
>Sons of Australia
>How your ranks are filling
>As you think of Motherland
>Your hearts’ blood quicker flows
>Pluck and muscle, blood and brain
>Born of heroes linked in Empire’s chain
>Proud of your grand old birthright
>Glorious and free
>Mighty Monarch of the Nation’s ruler of the sea
>>61844295
cringed
>>61844298
Pmsl
>>61844295
i got warned for posting Björk, so have this
>>61844295
no pre
>>61844295
>Bradamante posts in these threads
omg just suck off
>>61844278
>fdhugdihlsdlgf
not sure if this is an acronym or just keyboard smashing
>>61844295
>tfw she doesn't make any more videos
Reee
>>61844383
no they just stole my webm
>>61844318
Are you the Spanishlad that saw the pupper on the roof?
Best;
Phone?
Pomade?
Simpsons episode?
TV show?
Ice lolly?
Member of Parliament?
>>61843044
silly
>>61844416
nice proxy ponce
>>61844421
Fuck off
>>61844421
The answer to all six is Dapper Dan
>>61844421
htc
dunno lol
last exit to springfield
the wire
choc ice
frank field
mum says im not allowed to say crap
>>61844295
EMILY
M
I
L
Y
>>61844416
FOY
>>61844444
Check'd
>>61844421
Phone? whatever i have
Pomade? dunno what that is
Simpsons episode? ehh cape fear i guess
TV show? sopranos
Ice lolly? that cadbury one with the chocolate bits in it
Member of Parliament? dunno any
