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going to see skrillex at a rave lads, it's going to be off the fucking hook taking mandy and shrooms with me lads it's going to be mental edition
yez junkies bastards
Just spent £320 on front row tickets to see Akala tell me what to think
>>61840017
ok we're going to Tel-Aviv that ok?
skrillex invented dubstep
he's truly the beethoven of our time
fuck tory scum
/brit/ more like/ohshit hwaheeeeeeeey you're all doomed btw
>>61840033
his face is fucking massacred what the fuck
kyary
>>61840117
umm how did you doxx me?? :\\
>>61840021
You'll be surprised at the quality of some cadets. Go for it m8. I believe in you.
mainstream music is fucking garbage dont see how anyone can enjoy that shit when they hit 18
would you lads ever shag a tory?
just realized how everyone else thought i was a fucking weirdo loser in secondary school guys
>>61840155
post pictures
>you'll see for yourself how big I am
>>61840117
>3521 followers
>3520 bots and his mum
now I have a black gf I see that black lives do in fact matter
>>61840155
yeah post pics x
>>61840098
Ummmmmmmm
Skream did honey, you're just embarrassing yourself right now
>>61840167
who gives a fuck, fuck em.
>>61840162
>i don't like having fun
It's meant to be easily accessible, shallow, fun music. I honestly feel bad for people who can't enjoy it.
>>61840199
sent ;)
>>61840165
nah, they're too busy fucking themselves
JUNKIES
JUNKIES
BASTARDSYA
>>61840165
nah, they're too busy fucking the country
>>61840211
the only way to actually interpret this post is
>get so loaded off drugs you fuck yourself into enjoying it
no one knows who i am
Boss gave me this
Need romantic advice lads
>>61840165
Don't move in those circles anyway
>>61840165
Not into beastiality m8
>>61840033
Shillex
>>61840167
Fuck those cunts m8
>>61840305
>reddit filename
stroll on
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36711288
>Humpty Doo
>>61840305
Fuck off Monica, we all know you don't have a job
Any lads listen to Vaporwave?
I've only heard a few tracks and wanted to get into it a bit more
Is brit/pol/ simply a more retarded and edgy version of /brit/?
>>61840337
its shit
>>61840061
>>61840238
S H I T E I N A B U C K E T
>>61840305
Kek
>>61840165
nah, they're too busy fucking the economy
>>61840353
Ah man.. why?
>Humpty Doo
>Tim Tams
>>61840096
ye can't wait
>>61840327
>Being immediately able to recognise a Reddit file name
Off you fuck
>>61840165
yeah probably
>>61840305
>normies are too naive to realize this is viral marketing
>>61840377
because i said so
>tfw no black gf
>>61840396
>pokemon
>needing viral marketing
>>61840337
Wise choice. Type in vaporwave on YouTube and go on from there
just moved into my old flat lads but it hasn't got internet so I'm at my old flat using the wifi as I still haven't cancelled it
>>61840214
bit saucey :P
https://youtu.be/vOvzAv1QTmU
Why are Australians such mongs?
>>61840420
>tfw black gf
Off out tonight lads big night on the town aha x
>>61840337
Yeah m8
Pic related is a great starting album. Beyond that check out obscure youtube channels. I'd also suggest cytheria somniare by dark pyramid and THE GAMES WE PLAY. Check out /mu/ threads too
>Got the same number in my regular row as I do on my lucky stars row
That's a good sign, right?
>>61840337
simpsonwave is better t︃bh
>>61840437
>that poundshop parliament
kek
>>61840467
>gambling
>>61840162
You mean chart music?
Some music reach the charts because its genuinely good
The rest are just because they are big names who appeal to teenage girls
>>61840420
good post tbqh
>>61840451
look like alright lads desu
>>61840420
>Rorkes want to deport this
>>61840461
zup zup threesix all day fuck 34 and 37
>>61840056
>2 month rest periods
that's a lot of holidays, what do you even do with so much free time
some fucking ponces in the old thread are still going at with "who has the bigger arms" and "my boys will shag your boys"
just fuck already, you flaming homos
What happened to the bnp lmfao? They got 500k votes in 2010 but seem to have been wiped off the fsce of the earth
Was reading about Nick Griffin and his antics today sounds like a right splintering of far right groups
He's In "British unity" these days never heard of it
Where did it all go so wrong
>>61840549
good post tbqh
>>61840566
You'll see how big I am
if I see that dog face filter one more time
*cracks knuckles*
reckon i could batter the lot of you all at once; like a giant fighting rats
>>61840571
he started the fire, that's all he wanted
> Wolves and AC Milan both in takeover talks with Chinese billionaire Robin Li
>>61840612
Alri Appalachian Ulsterman
>>61840549
>>61840574
>anime nonce
>scouser
literally the 2 worst types of people
>>61840537
Shag the gf, go to other countries. I'm already planning a trip to US and Nippon
>>61840506
she looks like an alien
>>61840420
she looks like a kebab
>>61840672
shut up
>>61840687
you shut up
>>61840687
Rasheed
any TIGHTS
>>61840718
nah
>>61840670
you must have a fuck load of money after returning home too
cool job m8
>>61840687
brilliant post
>>61840726
is that lukaku
>>61840427
Thanks mang, any suggestions off the top of your head?
>>61840458
That's what I'm listening to right now, it's chill but if I was night-time driving it'd be even better
>>61840759
thanks
Should I get flegs again, starting to use 4chan a bit more
>>61840739
As a cadet you get almost fuck all but after you make it to officer you get loadsamoney
>>61840708
Rasheed
>>61840776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMgUlZrQ-o
>>61840033
what the fuck is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA
>>61840726
>you can win a platinum record by being a dindu and shouting colloquialisms over a shitty trap beat
wish i was black tbhwyfam
The white community must answer for its oppression of blacks that led to the Dallas shootings
>>61840824
bizarro rorke
>Should I get flegs again, starting to use 4chan a bit more
>See some muslim girls buying Lambrini at Aldi
HARAM
>>61840825
All me.
ah yes I use the reddit flags because I want people to know that I am a special snowflake but I don't know how to use tripcodes
>>61840809
cellulite/acne scars/burn marks
What's your chat tonight lads?
>>61840809
it's literally acne scars the poor lad
>>61840824
>trap
FOY functions on the low is a quintissential grime classic
>>61840872
Forgot this pal >
>>61840809
judaism
>>61840854
>>61840850
>>61840872
You are addicted to 4chan and sit like a loner staring at a screen. Try being a normie lads it's fun as fuck.
>taking 4chan this serious
muh hugbox
>>61840885
Sonny was cool when he was in From First to Last
>>61840889
trap and grime are the same dindu bollocks
bach > beethoven
vivaldi was a hack
had a 3/10 sewer monster cracking on to me earlier, she said to add her on facebook and I said haha yeah will do!
not a chance you working class animal
>>61840862
NEED a liberal muslim gf t︃bh
>>61840776
The three albums i previously mentioned are my favourite vaporwave but there's plenty of youtube channels which are dedicated to this sort of music. Tbh i mostly like it because of how much it resembles ambient music with its own unique touch. Enjoy m8
might be going on a spontaneous weekend trip to paris hmm
>The black guy that shot the police officers in Dallas was a Muslim
>>61840948
paris meetup lads???
>>61840936
Chopin 2bh
>>61840934
Silly yank twat
>>61840912
>Try being a normie lads it's fun as fuck.
Its alright at first
>>61840912
>Try
it is not that easy. you can't just magically have friends and get invited to parties. and you have to be good looking and have a personality.
>>61840915
he seems like a pretty cool guy from what i've seen of him. shame he makes shit music and has shit fans
Ah yes, The Barbary Slave Trade.
Interesting, very interesting.
Ran out of alcohol again
Sigh. Sober night for me.
desu
Any lads heading to Silverstone this weekend?
>Police officer shot in St Louis
>>61840934
good post
why are people talking about pokemon all of a sudden
is it 1997 again?
business idea: become that ship guy and travel everywhere during your break
finished the pringles
should I go to the gym
>>61841006
just go shop la
>>61841016
BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L
Go get alcohol from a shop m8. You can't resign now
>>61841016
Haven't been keeping up with Wimbledon this year, hows Lisicki doing?
going to purchase a baguette
>>61840989
Once you remove yourself from 4chan you stop being so cynical and critical of people and get more trusting. You actually start to see good in the world instead of bashing it behind a screen reading up on what is happening in the world but not partaking in it. Strange.
>>61840995
I literally have 6 mental disorders and I managed it. You don't need to be good looking just get ugly friends. And personality, that can be changed unless you have a personality disorder in which case bite the bullet and go see a shrink and get better
>>61840987
>but it has roots in garage so it's different xD
>>61841050
I went yesterday after two weeks off, it felt good
>>61841037
a new pokemon app for phones was released. "pokemon go"
Will arrogant euro students have to go home when we do a brexit lads?
>showed my mum my union card
>she said she thought I was too right wing to be in a union
mum's just called me a Rorke lads
I regret not coming extra early to see kyary
>>61841050
Do it lad, I'm going to set off there at 8 myself, it will comfort me knowing there is another anon making it somewhere else
sorry but if you eat meat in 2016 you're basically admitting you enjoy the taste of suffering
there's so many other options available now, there's no excuse
Why do pubes grow to the length they do?
No fucking need.
Roaches everywhere, like we forgot to take the trash out
Flood my cross with ice, getting money my religion
Got my baby mamma and my side bitch kissing
I turn the Ritz into a lean house
This the sixth time getting kicked out
I can't feel my face, I'm on Adderall, nauseous
>>61841050
Yes la
>>61841041
You already travel everywhere while yoy work. You get plenty of time to go ashore and get pissed at night with the lads
>>61841076
she got raped last week by a Kazakhstani bear
>>61841140
Good post
>>61841096
>>61841139
good shout lads
>>61841140
Yes. It enhances the flavour
we pay for this journalism
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36669940
>Why do pubes grow to the length they do?
>No fucking need.
>>61840670
Where have you been so far?
>>61841147
>trash
FOY
>>61841090
>and get more trusting.
Not a good thing m8. Once you break out into the world of work you realise just how many people are eager to fuck you over. Too much 4chan is bad, I agree, but dont lose yourself trying to become some normie cunt
>>61841090
you are on 4chan now. i dunno, i've been here for like 6 years now and never really felt cynical, there were certain points where i let it influence my views but i got over it. most of it i just look at as silly
probably have avpd, but it's manageable. my main problem is keeping in contact with people desu
the main problem with 4chan is it's a massive timesink, but if you have a job it acts as a limiter and it is good for downtime
>>61841139
>>61841173
What's your routine lads? I kinda just hit upper body and abs to ease back into things
inb4 read the sticky
>Mum just gave me £1000 as she thought I "could use some new furniture"
who tory billionaire family here?
>>61841058
Debating it. Mulling it over.
>>61841143
because it used to be like clothes to protect your knob before clothes were invented
Just kicked to death the neighbour's cat for destroying a blackbird nest.
Feel really pleased with myself, ngl.
here comes that boy
>>61841235
I'm doing a basic 5x5
A: squats, bench, row
B: squats, deadlift, OHP
AxBxAxxBxAxBxx
>>61841217
Egypt, algeria, spain, canaries, france, italy, Turkey, greece, croatia, gibraltar. That's in 5 months
>>61841242
I have no idea how much money my family have desu, my parents paid me through uni and gave me a loan to get started in a new city though, so they must have a bit
>>61841272
Kek. Are you saying people used to walk around naked, you fucking fool
So, I told Dean to sink the Belgrano...he actually did the absolute madman hahahahahahahahhahaha!
>>61841283
turn yourself in or i'll report you
>>61841283
lol good lad
>>61841187
we pay for this journalism
we pay for it
Business idea: Pose as a millionaire investor ala Dragon's Den and when people show you their inventions, steal them.
>>61841311
You mean your parents don't tell you their salaries?
>>61841323
not funny. people died
>>61841235
3 day split desu and bosh a full body workout out on my 4th day with any muscle groups I've missed during the week, I don't really have a routine down, might try PPL though
>>61841283
Hope you die you runt
>>61841308
Why so short distance? What about the rest of the world? Is it better to be on a smaller ship or something?
>>61840152
Acne when he was younger? He also used to wear makeup.
question about british culture:
do people named johnno and deano have their legal name as that or is it just john and dean but the lads add an o
>>61841308
What job is this?
business idea: flatbread with tomato sauce and cheese
>>61841302
Nice, that's more or less what I was on until I stopped
birminghams cant build walls lmao fucking BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36743623
>>61841140
whats your point
>>61840196
You'll change your tune when she unintentionally gets pregnant.
Might go for a drunken Friday night walk.
>>61841325
And I'll kick you to death as well.
>>61841283
cats are scum of the earth 2bh
>>61841401
Legal name would be Jonathan and Maxwell (his middle names are Alexander Daniel James, so he goes by Dean).
Middle class kids hate that they're middle class - except for the money, freedom and superiority it offers them.
>>61841434
kek just like edinburgh
fucking billionaire english mongs btfo TWICE
>>61841457
be careful, watch out for normies x
>I'm English
>>61841386
It just so happens that the ship I'm on does the Med. Company has already decided to put me on a trans atlantic ship next time which I'm happy with. Once I'm an officer i hope to go with a research vessel company to visit places like the Arctic
>>61841415
Ship prozzie m8
>>61841434
>Birminghams
Erm
>all 5 dead were Gambian immigrants
Love it
tfw no anon bf to go for a walk with when we're drunk
>>61841457
Take some tunes and have a cheeky dance in the street
The honeys will swoon, trust
>>61841499
Thanks
All the students are at home right now so the normie danger is relatively low
>>61841492
so it's like the white people here who listen to rap music and dress like a nigger even though they live in the white suburbs?
really hate the effects of alcohol but like the taste 2bh
>>61841325
>>61841386
Catcuck fuccbois
Eating sausage, chips & mushy peas lads
why would someone called alexander do by the name dean
>>61841544
Hate the taste and effects (which is why I do drugs).
>>61841541
Exactly.
>>61841514
I don't understand. Are you a student? Is this a job? What the fuck do you do all day?
>>61841562
fuck off murderer
>>61841541
Absolutely
>>61841514
Properly jealous now mate, looked into it a bit before but didn't quite get when to apply, all the companies seem to open it at random times
stalking the gf on facebook again haha
reminder /britfeel/ is objectively better than /brit/
i don't see /brit/ with a DUBS bot.
she wants a man from brum
>>61841544
> I don't like feeling happy, sociable, and uninhibited
Hmm?
wish i lived in the middle ages
>>61841588
That's a bit uncalled for don't you think?
>>61841576
If his name was Richard would he go by Dicko?
>>61841457
same haha
hope I don't fall in the river haha
i might drown haha
why is there such a huge industry around nostalgia these days? there seems to be far too many manchildren clinging desperately to their childhood memories everywhere I look
we can't keep living in the past like this. our fathers' generation didn't do this shit
>>61841614
you forgot dehydrated and less in control of my motor skills
>>61841602
Rate the gfs tattoo
It's the last roll of the dice by the PLP splitters isn't it? Bring out your politically dead. It's over, the chicken coup failed. You thought a mass resignation from the shadow cabinet and a vote of no confidence would be enough, it wasn't. So give it up and wait to be deselected in 2019. Adios muppets.
kyary tbf lads
>>61841666
They do, the toys just got bigger as they got older
>>61841601
how did the bf do in his little halo fight??
>>61841597
I applied around march last year. Uni intakes are Sep/Jan but most companies take cadets in during spring
>>61841583
Google merchant navy deck officer senpai
>>61841666
>our fathers' generation didn't do this shit
well they just voted brexit soo ummm
>>61841694
That's it, I'm not talking to you anymore. Your own fault.
>>61841697
post bee eye
>>61841697
is that the gf?
>>61841697
me in the crowd
>>61841434
>The men, originally from Gambia
>Relatives wanted the bodies recovered for burial as soon as possible, in accordance with Muslim custom
Move on.
>>61841601
having tripfags is a sign of your general thread not being developed enough
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-36734441
>Bradford, Birmingham and Luton councils are doing too little to trace pupils who go missing from mainstream schools, says Ofsted chief Sir Michael Wilshaw.
hmm what do these 3 places all have in common?
>>61841717
can you throw stuff at the people on the road
>5 dead DPD officers
why did they have to mess him around?
>>61841785
lots of white people
>>61841785
Labour councillors
>>61841782
Having reddit flags is a sign of cancer.
>>61841785
Championship level football teams?
>>61841785
dynamic culture?
>>61841800
they're certainly out of business now
some arse with a megaphone is shouting about some shit
>>61841817
filtered
>>61841847
*shouts in your ear*
>>61841852
fucking rekt
might give the black gf one up the arse tonight or tomorrow
back in 2 hours lads
>>61841786
I usually just take my top off and shout obscenities at them but why not
Shouting about some shit with a megaphone outside some cunts house lads lmao I can see him curtain twitching
>absolutely desperate for the weekend to come all through the week
>friday night
>bored out my nut
gf aol messenger'd me this
got 3 bottles of asahi super dry
>>61841819
>Bradford
>Luton
>championship
FOY
>>61841883
Wanna come over to my place and get high and play Mario Kart?
>>61841883
is it sad that I just like to play some vidya and chill at home rather than go out every weekend?
Think I've eaten too much, Feeling bloated and uncomfortable. Might have to chuck up I think.
>>61841871
give her one from me lad
really don't like the gays
>>61841897
Budweiser tier, gooks can't make beer for shit.
Pleb.
>>61841672
Take GHB or pregablin then it feels like alcohol with a clear head, no sluggishness and more energy and not inhibited.
>>61841874
>>61841717
>>61841514
>>61841308
fuuuck this looks so chill
how many days do you get at dock/port or whatever
is the whole EU thing changing this?
why do people call violent shitholes "vibrant"
>>61841871
>black gf
say she's smells like shit during sex desu
Is Deadlight any good?
Not I bent I swear lads
is a 'chon up?
Why does by poo smell like the beach? lmao
Theresa "Visit /k/ and get put on a blacklist" May
>>61842029
bendre
>>61842029
the ultimate girls drink
>>61842029
clean the semen splats off your computer you filthy little runt
>>61842029
Ewww nigga you gay
>>61841982
Depends on port. Some times i stay as little as one day, some times up to two weeks.
Also doubt it. We're not officially leaving for at least another year. After that we'll see. But seeing as 90% of UK goods are imported via shipping I'm not worried in the least
anyone got a picture of the dentist?
>>61842071
I only have this one
>>61842029
I drink it sometimes but I can't drink more than one fruity cider, too sweet for my tastes, not as bad as that rekorderlig shite though.
having a cheeky beer
REALLY pissing me off how everyone is blatantly ignoring that more white people are killed by police than black people
>>61842029
*flaps wrist*
>>61842091
got a link to the video or Tim's channel?
Better than buckfast. Gourmet buckfast
Anyone have a problem chewing the side of their tongue?
>>61842106
my go to lager 2bh
You alright Tim?
>>61842107
> yank shite
don't care
take it back to /pol/
>>61842150
rather not say
time to start drinking sambuca because i can't be bothered to go downstairs to get something that isn't absolutely disgusting
blue lives murder
>>61842107
Yes, but Black are something like 700% more likely to be shot by the po-liss
>>61841706
they won!!! :D
i was delighted to see them take on EG and win as they'd be in a slump and no one saw this victory coming.
>>61842107
FOY
anyone in london lookinng to watch their gf/wife get fucked tonight?
i'll buy you a pint after
just went for a nice cycle lads
*takes a sip*
ok now i'm motivated to go and get something else
>>61841988
if china take that much they'd own canada's portion too
my cousin goes to clubs and bars and just tells everyone it's her birthday and they buy her drinks
must be nice being a woman 2bh
>>61842107
there are more white people than black people in america?
fucking idiot rorke
>>61842192
0.6% of unarmed black deaths were caused by police.
Let's ignore the cause of the other 99.4% lmao xD
listening to old british punk rock from the 70s lads
why did britain stop making punk music and start making shitty electronica instead?
>>61842220
bender
>>61842107
jog on, yank
>>61842267
just to annoy you
>what are your plans for the weekend, anon?
>>61842220
FUCK SAKE WHy do i live in a city ree
>>>/tv/71773137
alri
>>61842117
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU
>>61842220
I'd love to end my life swinging from a tree like that.
>>61842220
might do the same
>>61842268
your a mean old cunt
>>61842292
i live in belfast lmao
>>61842267
The Mod Father is my spirit animal
>>61842117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
>>61842213
...i just want to feel something?
black lives matter
>>61842292
What's stopping you from riding out of the city?
I admit I'm kind of blessed though because I live in a city but only about half a mile to a mile of a large park that I can ride through to get out of the city.
>tfw pet rabbit got infected
>tfw just spent an hour cleaning maggots off of him
grim, felt so sorry for him, he's old and frail without all that going on
what non-ale beer should I buy right now lads
Too summery for ale right now
So Britain is the safest place to be right now, right?
Europe is getting Allahu Akbar'd and mass raped
America is on the brink of race war
Meanwhile Britain did a Brexit and is free
>>61842318
You've been trespassing in my field lad
>>61842369
poor lad
make sure too make a nice rabbit stew when he dies so his memory will live on
>>61842368
because I live right in the fucking middle and its 10 miles in heavy congestion just to get to the outskirts
>>61842343
yeah youre missus
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0
#WhiteLivesDontMatter
>>61842309
>>61842339
thanks lads
masterpiece is finished but I'm going to wait until the next thread
>>61842421
true
>>61842380
mainland Europe is as bad as America desu
>>61842380
iceland is literally the safest inhabited place to be
>>61842400
i don't mind him dying, but i don't want all those little maggots burying themselves in him
>>61842402
>t. city of london banker
>>61842397
you have a nice field 2bh
Black criminals in America accounted for 40% of crime despite being 13% of the population
>>61842402
Wew that does suck, best bet is getting a train out for the day so you dont have to chance being hit by a truck
>>61842378
A Gose or a Sour are really good right now
>>61842500
*draws shotugn*
>>61842496
that's not a real name...
>>61842457
Top fucking lel. Time to stop browsing /pol/ kid
>>61842400
animals that were old when killed are always stringy and gross
The Dallas shootings happened 2 days after the FBI found Hillary was guilty of treason.
What an amazing coincidence
>>61842573
*not guilty
>>61842460
>volcanos just waiting to wipe out everything on the island
>safe
Daily reminder that the shootings were organized by BLM to try and trigger martial law so Obama stays in power.
Screen cap this post
why are all the normies wearing 50s glasses these days? its a fucking epidemic
people with bad eyesight genetics shouldn't be allowed to breed
unironically eating fish n chips
>>61842630
I probably won't breed anyway haha.
>>61842550
I'm only memeing lad
but don't let that get in the way of you thinking you're a genius for not browsing pol
>>61841230
This tbqh, I got my first job recently and have learned how many managers view politeness and good faith as a weakness. Your bosses are still your enemies, as dated as a concept as it seems.
>>61841356
That's a major part of Are Kevin's strategy
>tell me how you will make this proprietary or else I'll steal this idea and make it myself
>>61842573
>>61842596
The FBI doesn't pronounce guilt or innocence, they only "advise" a course of action. The DoJ could tell them to fuck off. It also speaks volumes that the director said he told no one what he was going to say or when he was going to say it -- it sounds like he's quietly admitting this entire scandal is corrupt as hell.
