karen edition
spread it
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837649
NON DEGENERATE EDITION
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837631
*shoots anime in the head with a sniper shotgun*
Fuck OFF nonce
Xth for Communism
>tfw 20 seconds late for my pro-Yank thread
>>61837694
you mean ''newfag who doesn't understand how to make a new'' edition
ah yes
>>61837699
*tries to fit in despite being a yank*
>>61837694
*puts subject in the name field*
I just started watching Kiniro Mosaic guys, it's so cute I want to marry Karen!
*anime invades /brit/*
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467995938287.webm
>>61837765
nice body girlie
SUPERB EDITION
>>61837768
you disgusting pedo
*tries to fit in despite being a yank*
haha a-am i allowed to stay l-lads
People talk about slavery like it's an instution of a by gone age. But when I wake up in the mornings I see nothing but slavery around me: slavery to religion, slavery to captailsim and slavery to substances. Everyone around me is a slave. Everyone around me hasn't awoken the truth.
We can’t leave the negotiations with Europe to the Tories
>love wearing neckties
>work in academia where it's rare
I cherish every opportunity to wear one tbqh (like some international partners coming buy or giving a lecture).
>>61837768
VERY nice webm
>>61837631
>>61837645
>>61837712
>>61837722
>>61837765
>>61837782
just phoned the janny and let him know about all these posts
*presses A*
>>61837794
*points to the door*
"out"
Just filtered anime. Should have done it sooner desu
>>61837765
*decapitates anime with rusty rapier*
Reminder that Insurance is highly Jewish and literally have Jews made money in the past. It was also why they were extremely hated.
Ollie Twist was on. Did not know frodo was in it
>>61837768
Churchill tanks didn't go that fast.
paki holocaust WHEN?
boggles my mind how you can get so upset over anime, if you don't like it, go to reddit.
>>61837838
i facket you're moter
>>61837880
Anyone who watches anime over the age of 7 should be shot on sight
>>61837873
they also weren't manned by teenage girls, it's made up lad.
>>61837881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIliml9y6Rc
>>61837845
>Insurance is highly Jewish
I agree but the comparision to landlords is just wrong. Landlords are on a different level. They're monopolists. They gain income without producing an equivalent good or service (forget the property on the land, I'm talking about the land). Insurance providers actually provide a service even though it is Jewish as fuck.
Lads how do you shave?
I can't grow a beard so i just get these puberty hairs which i shave off right away but i can't seem to get rid of this shadow under my nose
hey lads it's me
yank, paki, Karen lover. I'm okay surely, right, lads
>>61837768
sudden, irresistible urge to play advance wars desu
decided to just filter anime, cba with the autism
>>61837918
Get a nose hair trimmer and use that for awkward places.
just finished watching every single anime of all time
ive come to the conclusion that it's incredibly gay and should be illegal as it clearly encourages paedophilia
>>61837917
What service do they provide?
>>61837936
You'll fit right in ;D
>>61837918
pluck your tash lad
it'll bleed a bit/hurt a lot but its better than a silly poo stain with no beard
ah si, muy impressivo
>>61837806
Just wear one
Wouldn't bat an eyelid if my lecturer wore a tie every day, some of them did.
>>61837978
whew, tanks, la!
feeling very anxious about my date tomorrow
Me in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE
>>61837977
They promise to cover your losses. They underwrite your risks for you. Yes it's possible you pay insurance and never have an accident but the freedom you got having that insurance gave you a higher standard of living and is necessary for the economy to function.
>>61834609
No. Cold water extraction of opiates via cocadamol is very safe and you consume no APAP. Codeine is soluable in cold water, paracetamol isn't. So you filter it.
Very easy to do.
the new hotmail is so slow
>>61837976
anime's alright, i can't fathom how these people can watch these moe animes all the fucking time.
it's the exact same as the last.
>>61838015
just b urself
>>61838032
>hotmail
offys
what's this new pokemon game then?
>>61837976
>as it clearly encourages paedophilia
never watched the anime
how does it do that?
>>61838015
You're an ugly cunt mate. I would be nervous too
>>61838018
Mandarin sounds really strange
It doesn't sound like you would expect it to
>>61837997
as a general rule theres no double letters in spanish lad, and if there is it's because it makes a different sound like "ll" or "rr"
>>61838023
>Have to pay £800 a year for car insurance
>My standard of living is higher
Show your working.
dentist can't keep messing me around like this
where are we meeting then lads?
HOLY SHIT THE QUEEN IS DEAD
Just found loads of voltrobes all around tower hamlets. Thought you were only supposed to see them on your phone?
>>61838046
what should I use?
>>61838027
I've tried to do t-shirt and kitchen roll, it never works well, and seems to always remain a little cloudy.
>Hotmail
Alri grandad
>>61837977
Are you a spastic? They risk their capital (by agreeing to give some of it to you in the event of an accident) for a fee.
>Sky News understands that Tata has cancelled the sale of its biggest UK steel assets but will look to cut costs by £100m.
makes you think
>>61838065
fuck off JF
>>61837806
Seems as if it's rare to wear a tie anywhere now. Even in more upper-scale restaurants I'll attend, nobody wears a tie.
>>61838069
Because you drive around knowing that if shit hits the fan you're covered. You can make back that £800 and more from driving to a job and back. You can get a gf (lmao) or have good life experiences (lmao).
Without the insurance, none of this possible.
>>61838082
>>61838113
ah well, at least we don't have EU pillow regulations
>>61838086
I think I know what you meant by this but I'm not sure.
>>61838082
>Her Majesty
>mortal
>>61838156
If insurance wasn't mandatory I wouldn't have it though.
Get in here, lads.
>>>/pol/80238802
Say hello to your kinsmen on /pol/.
>>61837845
Honestly people should just put an equivalent amount into a bank account every month and use it for emergencies.
>>61838113
what are you implying here?
>>61837768
>webm cuts off before tune finishes
Is there more?
>>61838184
piss off you 15 year old twat
>Freddos are set to cost 38p by 2030
Might just hang myself tbqh lads.
>>61838184
/britpol/ is fucking retarded
>>61838096
Try leaving it in the freezer longer. If you are using 32 tablets use exactly 140ml of water. Less tablets, less water.
To know if it's fully done when you look at your glass in the freezer all the gunk should be settled at the bottom. Use kitchen roll but fold it over a few times, then soak water onto it a wee drizzle should do so no codeine gets seeped into the paper.
Emm also; when you are filtering it don't rush it or disturb the solution, just be patient.
If it's too cloudy put it in the freezer again and redo, keep doing this until it's to your satisfaction.
A little bit cloudy is okay, just look at your filter and if there is loads of white gunk in it you should be safe.
Did it get you high atleast?
>>61838119
>english
>speaks a foreign language
i'll admit, i'm a rare breed
*tips sombrero*
>>61838184
>/pol/
nah
>>61838202
I-I'm 22.
>>61838015
Take drugs
home from work lads
look forward to shitposting with you this weekend
>>61838184
kys
you need a freak like me to make love to your body
>>61838056
characters are regularly depicted as lacking physical development typical of an adolescent and are highly sexualized plus the prevalent neonotenous features paradigmatic of the art style
>>61838225
At least give it a chance, you cunt.
>>61838216
I've done all that, but the high is never that good, I only use a tiny amount of 100mg of codeine worth since i'm shit scared of imbibing too much APAP
>>61837768
Is this how Japan sees England?
>>61838197
>Is there more?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467997059178.webm
>>61838183
I don't give a shit if you write off your car, but if you write off mine I'll want you (or your insurer to pay), given that most people can't replace somebody's else's car our of pocket, car insurance is mandatory.
>>61837986
it's more pronounced in pictures too
makes me look mexican
>>61838184
May will allow freedom of movement, meaning our borders will not be able to be controlled after all
Leadsom will fuck up the economy
>>61838227
>he's a weeb too
you are one massive cunt
>Save up some money
>Wiped out by car tax
>Save up some money
>Wiped out by car insurance
>Save up some money
>Wiped out by MOT
>Save up some money
>Wiped out by Christmas
REEEEEEEE
>>61838230
good to have you lad
>>61838183
Well neither would 99% of people but this would make roads extremely dangerous and businesses would raise prices in what they sell to consumers which would collectively make us poorer.
If you crash into somebody else, your insurance company pays for their car. That raises their standard of living. If somebody crashes into you, that person's insurance pays for your car. That raises your standard of living.
>>61838266
surely your own insurance should cover the cost of your car
I don't have insurance never had and I never get pulled over
>>61838293
Come on, lad.
Don't be a big meanie just because I voted leave and I like to watch anime.
>>61838265
What a cringeworthy song.
>>61838300
>whine whine whine
fuck off
Enjoying those cancer eggs now, lads?
>>61838266
You've still not explained how my standard of living is better because insurance exists.
>>61838264
100mg of codeine is fuck all that's why the high is never good. You need 200mg atleast. A pack provides 256mg which is a nice dose.
Don't worry about the APAP it honestly works a charm once you get the knack and there is virtually no APAP in the leftover soloution if you do it right - I don't think you are leaving your glass in the freezer long enough; I wrote on the guide you should put it in for 8 mins but I was high when I wrote it and that is way too less. 30mins is how long I wait; my soloution is always clear as water.
Dose higher
>>61838327
do one you prick, this is two of us telling you this too
>>61838327
you try too hard to annoy people, just stop.
>>61838319
Then my premiums would take a hit, when it is fact you that should suffer the consequences of your actions.
Yeah fuck off.
>>61838319
>surely your own insurance should cover the cost of your car
lol what
Why would your insurance pay out for something you weren't responsible for? That's not how it works.
>>61838342
I did here >>61838317
>I voted leave and I like to watch anime.
>>61838369
I'm not trying to annoy anyone.
Will you lads please stop bullying me.
>>61838317
>If somebody crashes into you, that person's insurance pays for your car.
I see you've never had a car crash.
What actually happens:
>Your insurance company and their insurance company agrees on joint responsibility, both raise your premiums and both become richer.
>>61838351
just seems a lot of effort for a 2 hour high.
wish i could just get my hands on dihydrocodeine
>literal illegal chemists on MY /brit/
What the fuck is going on here lads?
Worked two long shifts and have slept 3 hours of of the passed 41.
Head keeps going forward, I'm about to go I can feel it.
Nobody bum me while I'm asleep but I WILL not wake up if it were to happen.
this needs posting
>>61838197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYBDtUhHh_0
enjoy
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
>>61838405
No that's only if there's some fault on your part.
If I'm parked and a bloke drives into me, my insurance won't pay for shit.
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>61838435
Has been achieved
She's black as well
>>61838407
2 hour high? It's always 6hours~ for me. Trust me on this you should swallow a handful of peppercorn it makes the high last longer.
It's no effort at all really mate. You can buy DHC in paramol and just extract it. DHC is such a nicer high, so smooth and relaxing. Codeine is a bit too sluggish.
>UKIP politician messaged me on Linkdin and invited me to a UKIP celebration dinner on brexit because I campaigned for leave, despite not being affiliated with UKIP
Should I go?
How is /BF2016/ coming along lads?
why is bloaty shit like Skype still allowed to exist
>>61838477
Has been achieved
He's black as well
>>61838461
outstanding
>>61838435
Fuck off Trinity
>>61838424
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/b-IRlMSOqkYrn3H1Bem9Nw/
why are you people all like this?
>>61838473
Only if you want to endure conversation with a bunch of spackers for three hours.
>>61838473
yeah go and call raheem kassam "rasheed"
>>61838433
>No that's only if there's some fault on your part.
>If I'm parked and a bloke drives into me, my insurance won't pay for shit.
>He's never dealt with how shady insurance companies are.
Why do you think people are scared to put claims through their insurance? 9/10 if someone crashes into you they will give you cash at the scene of the accident. I've had it happen to me, and I've done this myself.
>>61838473
Yes lad this is your big break
Once you work your way up to the upper echelons you can secure exclusive memes and gimmicks for /brit/.
>>61838468
oh shit, i didnt realize you could get DHC OTC
I asked the chemist for codydramol and they said you needed a script, i'll try paramol
got a tube of pringles for dinner
>>61838473
only if you're a daft racist
>>61838265
webms like this are the reason weaboos should be gassed.
Used to follow a few black people on twitter as they had decent banter but had to unfollow because they've gone into black lives matter mode.
You live in the UK you fucking twat we has riots all over for the only nig who got shot here, let yanks be yanks
>Skype? No I'm much more of a discord man myself
>>61838546
fuck sake m8
>be american
>get sniped
Did a right cheeky holiday to Croatia lads
>>61838546
mum is making me a a steak and chips
>>61838545
Hahah fuck sake you header, good luck anywho lad don't go too mad keep it for the weekends and rainy days
>>61838501
>using the Desu Archive to complain about weebs
>>61838410
>cold water extraction makes you a chemist
o i am laffin
Does washing my face make me a dermatologist?
>>61838500
good post
Feels like brexit was a waste of time 2bh. Nothing has happened good or bad.
Remainers have even stopped complaining about it.
>>61838546
topped with spunk if that's alright with you
>>61838425
Thanks boyo
>>61838488
SISSY
Always remember to carry several thousand pounds worth of cash in your car in case you get into a crash. After all, 90% of claims are settles in cash.
Insurance protects you against a large financial loss you otherwise wouldn't be able to pay.
You might not enjoy the benefits of it before but if it ever happens you'lll be thankful you had it.
>>61838546
Is there a way I can pay for a takeaway without giving away my details?
I'll get you something tasty if you can figure it out mate. About £20 tops.
>>61838265
>that fucking song
>that video
People cannot unironically enjoy this
>>61838636
>>61838638
hmm
>tfw you're crying but you remember that you're British so everything is going to be ok
none of my m8s want to go on holiday with me
>>61838636
>Thousands of pounds
You mean a few hundred?
Backed into a lad a few years ago and gave him £100, he gave me £50 back and said he was off down the pub.
>>61838184
>/pol/
Lobster lad you there?
>>61838690
>Backed into a lad a few years ago and gave him £100, he gave me £50 back and said he was off down the pub.
utter bender
>>61838690
Aaah yes, I forgot the damage you can do to a car is capped at £100.
>>61838680
>m8s
>holidays
fuck off normie
>>61838610
Can extract DXM, extract mescaline, convert GBL to GHB, extract ether, make BHO, make DMT and can make shake and bake speed.
>>61838725
fuck off you vile twat
>>61838659
thank you for the kind offer but it's ok
this is the life I chose
nigs are at it again
https://www.rt.com/usa/350228-police-officer-killed-ballwin/
>>61838680
This is a sad feel, and I can understand it
I'm sorry to hear that lad. Maybe they'll be up for something in Winter, or next year
>>61838729
>shake and bake speed
Go on...
>tfw a girl compliments one of your insecurities
>>61838729
well I can eat 6 whole nutmegs
Why is everyone hating on brit/pol/? It isn't like your typical /pol/ thread, they are actually quite reasonable.
t. Someone that posts on brit/pol/ and /brit/ regularly.
How the fuck do all these paki taxi drivers I see about afford brand new Mercedes and Audis to use as taxi cabs?
what do you call this lads?
>>61838818
baked product
Reminder you don't need to pay out anything unless the person you hit has dashcam evidence.
>>61838809
>It isn't like your typical /pol/ thread,
Yeah it's much worse
>>61838790
>yfw it was sarcastic
>>61838784
Wonderful.
>>61838818
Bap.
>>61838818
bread
>>61838638
Does insurance ever help though
Do they pay you back if anything ever happens or do they try to wriggle their way out of it
>>61838818
>sandal season
>>61838818
Poo
>>61838831
Or a witness, or CCTV, or compelling physical evidence.
>>61838710
yeah alright pal
>>61838818
divisive vitriol
>>61838787
Just try and get The Clandestine Chemist's Notebook, it's filled with really easy guides on all sorts of drugs. You'll be so surprised with what you can make with things you can acquire at corner shops and pharmacies.
>>61838804
worst drug ever was high for 3 days when I took it
>>61838837
It wasn't, oddly enough. Believe me, with my pessismism and insecurity, I'd be the first to root ill intent out.
>>61838818
Roll
>>61838856
>bap
>teacake
>muffin
>cob
>barm
fucking fools
>>61838856
>teacake
>muffin
this is just downright false
is swifty AKA holepunch wanker AKA underage college twat here
>>61838856
>Teacake
>Muffin
>Cob
What the fuck.
Found 4gs of speed in a vial on a night out last week. Loving it 2bh.
>>61838818
Bap
>>61838005
I do wear them all the time when interacting with students (which isn't that often since I only teach in an MSc course).
It's among other staff at the lab, offices, and during meetings where it would stand out.
>>61838818
barm cake tbqh
And so Sally can wait, she knows it's too late
Well good morning.
Bit cold out.
>>61838818
roll of course
>>61838677
>>61838875
the smell of nutmeg makes me wretch now
>>61838857
i once masturbated 3 times in a row, but stopped when i got a nose bleed. am i a lightweight?
>Buy an alarm system
>Pay a subscription fee for alarm services
>Alarm goes off
>A fat 50 year old bloke waddles up to your property 3 hours later
>He's not armed and can literally do nothing to prevent your property being burgled even if the burglars were still there
Why the fuck do people pay for this?
Love it when teenagers come up to me and try to interact with me like they're on my level and not just freakishly large children
>>61838856
>cornwall hasn't yet invented bread
lel
As she's walking on by
>>61838818
IT'S A FUCKING COB. DO YOU HEAR ME?!
>>61838864
incorrect wittness recall.
90% CCTV cameras are fake
physical damage caused by something else
>>61838915
Australian weather
amadeus amadeus
Remaintards on suicide watch
>90% CCTV cameras are fake
How do you lads feel about America actually beginning a race war as we speak?
>>61838944
they only eat pasties
ay up me ducks
>>61838944
So fucking poor
>>61838989
should be interesting
haha lads landlord/agency just charged me £668
hahaha
>>61838986
and privately owned
LOL HAHAHA EEPAKP'ZAEUSLEUF
ooh rock me amadeus
>>61838981
non sequitur
daytime /brit/ is really bad
Recently spent a two hour flight next to a ginger fourteen year old who would. not. shut. up. Just talked to me non-stop, asked loads of questions and told me all about her trivial life problems.
She was born when I was her age kek.
>There are people in this thread that don't get emotional when they hear our national anthem or when they see the Queen.
>>61838856
Um what about "batch"?
>>61838981
kek
The EU will go on as normal; when the UK stabilises and starts being decent economically again in 5 years support to leave will probably rise in some countries, Denmark may leave, possible Netherlands or Austria.
All else continues.
>>61839035
bit busy
come back later
>>61838986
only something like 0.5% are being constantly monitored
>>61839056
is sexual arousal an emotion
>>61839018
landlords are sub-human scum
>train connection gives me 2 minutes
>literally always 2 mins late
Somebody at Southwest Trains needs hanging.
>>61839056
hate is an emotion.
you alright if I bring the black gf to the /brit/ meetup lads?
>>61839055
I hope this awful boring post ends in the mile high club being joined
>>61839056
>One of those people is the leader of the Opposition
>daytime /brit/ is really bad
>>61839056
yeah surprisingly I don't start gushing tears at a state-sponsored german sponger
>Constantly drive 10-20mph over the speed limit through speed cameras
>Never had one go off.
>>61839056
Our anthem is pure shit.
I'd get emotional if we had an anthem about our land and people like Jerusalem or Vow To Thee
>torrenting on a public wifi
good idea?
>>61839056
bit gay
>>61839126
>putting full stops at the end of your meme arrows
hmm you've got potential but you're rough around the edges, stick with me kid
>>61839068
Why would. They neees to be constantly monitored? Just review the footage lel.
>tfw buying a CCTV camera that sends me a text message when it detects movement and starts recording so I can go home and sort it out my self.
Literally more effective than the police.
>>61839079
ah yes because they should base their whole train scheduling system around you because you are such a special little snowflake
On codeine, pregablin, speed and debating if I should take some 1p-LSD or not.
Should I lads? It will be the ultimate high.
Chainsmoking menthol fegs
