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>>61834061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogy
Visit /his/ mate; always loads of threads on this subject that you'd like.
>The best Prime Minster we never had
Doing a clandestine chemistry
Feel cheeky and like a drug king pin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM
David Osborne
>>61834031
why is oxford worth mentioning over other places
you are from oxford i reckon cos mine shows my hometown from that zoom level
>>61834286
oops hes called GEORGE osborne
dementia
>capital of scotland
>capital of england
>capital of wales
>capital of ireland
>NO capital of northern ireland
here
>>61832245
>ask "What's wrong with black culture?" on omegle
>first time it's "nothing"
>second time it's "everything"
>>61834157
How do you stop the itching when you take codeine?
>>61834405
are you 12?
>>61834415
double dose of anti histamines about half hour before you take it
>>61834441
Are you?
>>61834442
I kinda like the itching desu and blood rushes
>>61834468
>>61834442
Yeah the itching is great. protip lads; swallow a handful of black peppercorn it potentiates the codeine as it has a metobolite that when it goes in your liver it potentiates the codeine changing into morphine in your liver.
>>61834468
>>61834512
sends me nuts to be honest fellers, don't do opis often and am usually in public/travelling when i do so feel a bit wary of scratching. Will try ze peppercorns though, got some 60mgs coming in soon so will report back
>>61834512
Won't it fuck up your liver?
>>61834598
no german honest
>>61834031
how have i never noticed the isle of man sitting there between britain and ireland before
which thread is the right thread
álri
>>61834678
americans are shit at geography dont worry
>>61834702
who cares
>>61834678
Yeah no one ever mentions or thinks about it desu
>>61835035
really makes you think
>Millenials
Ahh yes.
>>61835078
you're a millenial dumb fuck
>>61835078
How about we leave the EU but only 52% of the way so everyone is happy
>>61834710
oh fuck off
>>61835123
>you're a millenial dumb fuck
Excuse me. I am 56.
>>61835178
ahh yess very impressive it seems
>>61835157
"no"
bit strangre that a guy who got confused with an ISIS fighter is now going to go fight ISIS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-daesh-iran-bodybuilder-instagram-sajad-gharibi-iranian-hulk-syria-a7126606.html
business idea: move to iceland and hike all day
https://youtu.be/u8qUnSyS5vs
>>61835246
Annual turnover: 0
Shit business idea
business idea: top myself
deport the racists
>>61835233
>most people have a tendency to fufill the stereotype by which they are judged or considered different
shocking revelations
>>61835282
deport yourself
>>61835274
>diet coke
every time
>>61835223
come on then, let's have a wrestle
>UK
Show is The Chase, the opponent is called The Chaser and the presenter is Bradley
>USA
Show is The Chase, the opponent is The Beast and the presenter is some past it airhead blonde
ah yes, very impressive
>>61835282
>most people have a tendency to fufill the stereotype by which they are judged or considered different
Absolute bullshit
>>61835275
>0
what's that?
0 bananas? 0 carrots??????
Rate it lads
>>61835178
>Still on 4chan at 56
I'd just kill myself.
>>61835331
>£8.40 for fuck all
LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE THIS COUNTRY EHEHEHE
>>61835323
ahh yes, people who wear glasses routinely end up the most popular succesful kids who fail academically
>>61835331
Runt.
What are some good search engines that aren't google?
>>61835331
>no salad
>>61835364
quackquackgo
>>61835331
not bad
>>61835364
bing
>>61834678
sick of their meme flag
they need a proper cuckstamp
>>61835364
dunno mate google it
>>61835337
>Still on 4chan at 56
80% of 4chan users will stay on 4chan for the rest of their lives
>>61835406
*buzzer goes*
ooowaaooooo
ooowaaooooo
(this is a text representation of the QI noise)
>>61835419
im only 20 and getting proper sick of it so i doubt it
http://www.thecanary.co/2016/07/08/ian-hislop-just-explained-perfectly-need-general-election-right-now-video/
Let everyone in love come and see. I want to break Venus' ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess' loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can't I smash her head with a club ?
>>61835364
>What are some good video sharing websites that aren't Youtube
>What are some good worldwide doc media outlets that aren't Vice
>What are some 10/10 celebrities that aren't Maisie Williams
You just have to put up with it lad.
Most people/firms are left wing because they need to keep up the idea that they're wonderful and loving for the rest of the world to see.
Meanwhile all conservatives have is TayTay.
>>61835421
HELLO REDDIIT
OH FUCK IM CUMMING ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61835419
After 6 years on here I'm finally starting to wean myself off it onto Reddit instead. This is the first time I've been here after a week.
It does get sort of boring after a while.
>>61835421
whats wrong with bing? im not a technowizard so i dont know these things
>>61835481
reddit's fucking garbage too, probably even worse.
bing is god tier for searching for porn
>>61835470
>T-Swift
>Conservative
She's a literal whore
>>61835513
the big subreddits are garbage. the key is to find the smaller reddits that are tailored to your interests. those are usually p. good
>>61835529
oh OH
OH
OHHHH
Believe me, whatever her number is - it's at least 20 less than the average number of cocks western women have had inside them.
the clitoris is a feminine penis desu
> Plugged in, not charging
what the fuck does this even MEAAAAN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>61835529
not an argument
>>61835539
i've tried that but it feels like the modern equivalent of sites like funnyjunk where i'm just kind of seeing stupid shit to waste my time.
>>61835178
I remember years ago when I was a kid me and some of my friends were debating about who had the oldest cousins (the shit kids would fight over!)
one kid had a particular penchant for embellishment, and not to be outdone, angrily and impulsively yelled out that his oldest brother was 57!!
>he was about 20
thanks for reminding me about that anon. still one of the single funniest things I've ever heard
>>61835582
batters full or you're running too many processes. put it on flight mode for 5 mins
>>61835513
Nah, at least there they have serious discussion.
Most of the SubReddits are echochambers yeah I know but at least there I see plenty of news articles and reasonable debates and interesting threads and actually gain something from being on there. Except here which is 99.9% just a waste of fucking time.
>>61835035
>fallen in the line of duty
probably heart attacks from all the donuts lol
What happens here?
>>61835582
Your charger is shit and wasn't meant for your device
>>61835638
um you forgot to colour in us lad x
You ever thought about the fact that our country is just two normal words put together?
United.
Kingdom.
It seems so artificial as if we don't even actually have a name.
>>61835662
Do you really think yanks would accept a queen? You're too different for the UK to ever merge with the US. Allies are all we'll always be.
>>61835686
Great
Britain
Britannia?
>>61835686
its pretty cool like something out of a fantasy novel. the United Kingdom
>>61835695
nah
>>61835686
Our country is called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" lad.
Great Britain is a term derived from the Roman province of Greater Brittania iirc.
>>61835337
i have no intent on leaving for the forseeable future
/brit/ is comfy and other boards are good for discussion too
>>61835638
Austerity forever.
really hate my voice and my face
>>61835744
lmao post it
Why do people call the Tories right wing when they allowed gay marriage and arrest people for racist tweets?
>>61835744
really hate yanks
going to stop going on this website
>>61835773
Right wing economically. All major parties are socially very liberal.
>Trump considering his daughter for vice president
Is this guy serious?
>>61835627
I must be going on the wrong news subs then because it's usually inane nonsense
>>61835777
why lol
>>61835470
>no spooky skelly warning
are you trying to frighten me?
mernlit
>>61835686
I'm loyal to England desu
>>61835638
um excuse me
>>61835806
Ahaha it's not like America has elected people from the same family repeatedly before, and those families still hold a qasi-aristocratic place in American politics, is it?
>>61835583
fuck off molymeme
>>61835844
Tbqh the UK is an English creation.
>>61835818
he's from pakistan
all the 'banter' yank hate here is just pakistanis who hate americans for drone strikes and such
pay no attention
>>61835808
r/worldnews?
Stay out of that sub, it's terrible and everyone says so.
got mickey ds for lunch lads
bet ur wel jel :p
just did a really solid cum
>>61835888
wasn't it the scottish empire's horrific failure that caused it to happen?
>>61835897
yeah, where do i go then/
>>61835888
yeah of course, England is 50 million and Scotland, Wales, NI are 10 million combined
>>61835909
technically you've seized the means of production then
>>61835920
Thought it was cos they tried to make a colony in Panama then went bankrupt
Louie? Louie you're becoming feral
>>61834415
I actually find the itching comfy.
For some reason tho 90% of the itching is in my balls...
>>61835934
i suppose
didn't do it in a toilet though does it count???
>>61835992
yaba daba doobie
>>61835992
shan't be clicking this FYI
>>61835926
depends on your hobbies
its good for music and gaming.
Awful for sports (football atleast)
I go on /r/ireland but only to post meme comments and trigger the lefties
I imagine /runitedkingdom is the same.
The whole site is usually pretty left wing for most issues
me getting stuck in lads
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1467988611510.webm
>>61835926
r/UnitedKingdom is 75% British politics and it's pretty decent. Most of the people in there are in their 30s I suspect.
r/MiddleEastNews is also good too for knowing what's happening in the Middle East.
r/WikiLeaks has plenty of decent stuff posted there often too.
>>61836037
shan't be clicking this FYI
>>61836027
i meant for news
>>61835947
yeah the "scottish empire" lel
is it friday or saturday
got a date tomorrow lads
*shits myself*
>>61836081
it's fucking wednesday you spacker
>>61836068
shan't be reading this FYI
england needs knocking down a peg or two 2bhfams
let it be known,: manspreaders will find no safe haven in /brit/
england needs to be pegged
>>61836071
Poor Scots
They really should've just joined England
We're very much the same anyway, Scots are just like northern English people
Interpol went to shit after Antics
>>61836162
ahhhhhhhhh, it's been a long day, hope you don't mind if I stretch out and relax a bit
>>61836069
there used to be /r/european but it got banned for being too right wing :D
>in what city did Osama bi Laden take his last breath?
Holy fuck, Chase USA is fucking retarded.
Why shouldn't I become rorke?
>>61836110
shan't be responding to this FYI
http://www.strawpoll.me/4967405
>>61836173
they're clearly not have you seen alex salmond and nicholas sturgeon?
they remind me of those obese green bug eyed aliens from doctor who, clearly not human in their appearance or speech
>>61836226
shan't be writing this FYI
jokes killed, enough.
>>61836196
stop it
fucking bristol bureacrats
cornish independence when
btw is anyone else literally unable to do the black and white legacy captchas. i literally can't fucking read them
>>61836037
>linking a webm without sound
kill yourself
![article-2131047-0042195D00000258-238_468x312[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ygbAonI.jpg "article-2131047-0042195D00000258-238 468x312[1]")
>>61836230
Ahh yes they lack the true englishman look
>>61836219
how the fuck do we get rid of blacks? kill all leftists and ship them to liberia? or just kill all lefties and blacks too?
is 'jinkies' an ethnic slur?
>>61835686
Our country should be called England et al.
>>61836244
are you a bender?
>>61836244
i really really wonder what horrific abuse you suffered to cause the mental impetus to find it appropriate to make this post and attach this exact image to it
>>61836273
does it bother you having such strong opinions about things you don't understand?
Isn't the English language beautiful
>>61836291
Country should be called "Brittanica Caledonia Hibernica"
>>61836311
what don't I understand, jamal?
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>61836303
Yes, big time.
>>61836332
really makes you think
>>61836362
romania? more like a fucking cuntville
>>61836384
really MAKES you think
Sup lads, russian anon here
Gonna visit your country %%or at least what's gonna remain by that time%%, and maybe stay for work, how do brits treat russian immigrants?
>>61836362
Moldova? more like fucking irrelevant
>just got a text that says i have to work tomorrow morning at 7
>took an eccy 5 minutes ago
>>61836426
We turn them into soup
>>61836426
just don't pretend that your country is good or that putin is an acceptable leader and youll be fine
/o/ has to be the most reddit/underage board we have here
look how many fucking replies this has
>>>/o/15397775
>>61836422
>really MAKES you think
what do they mean by this
>>61836448
Runt life
>>61836426
nada bit liberashka
>>61836448
"sorry, can't make it. Should have told me before I popped smoked a load of crack"
>>61836469
It's obviously not, if it was I'd have stayed at home lol
>>61836477
Are you fucking thick?
That's an ironic post, does your autism not let you pick up on it or something
>>61836477
>/o/ has to be the most reddit/underage board we have here
>what is [s4s]
>>61836492
rush b rush b cyka blyat
>>61836529
look at the replies cunt. people are unironically replying to it
>>61836542
forgot that shithole even exists
>>61836332
(I did something else with it)
>>61835638
canadexit
>>61836448
Good to see the universe is keeping drug addicted runts in their place
*turns off your slop supply*
DELET THIS
https://youtu.be/P5W8x4Q7N9c
Why was this war so fucking convoluted?
>accidentally called my teacher mummy today in front of the whole class
Fuck my shit up
>>61836564
/o/ is probably inhabited by 30 year olds
Please think before you spout shit
remember that the brain does not stop growing until you are 25
what do you think spending half your twenties here or more will do to your brain?
>>61836592
kinda hard cos they're both english so its hard to tell who the bad guys are
>>61836448
good thing they don't last more than 5 hours then
>>61836592
RETURN KING RICHARD THE THIRD'S BONES YOU CUNTS
WHITE ROSE
H
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>>61836608
>reddit/underage
please read before you spout shit
Can someone ask my mum when tea's going to be ready? I'm starving but I don't want to go in the kitchen because my dad's in there.
>stop smoking weed
>lose all interest in TV shows
ahh yes very impressive
>>61836608
t. /o/ dweller
Watching a ken burns documentary on Lewis and Clark. It's real good lads.
>>61836631
Probably no more than spending the entirety of my teenage years here
>>61836659
>tea
Trust the poortherner to be an autistic anime batty
>>61836636
>eccys
>mandy
pick as many as you want
>>61836659
it will be ready at 8 sweetie x
>>61836659
Gas yourself
>>61836696
I'm from Gloucestershire you knob
>>61836700
u wot?
>>61836667
Do we have access to a list of the boards by population?
I'd actually be pretty interested in board demographics tbqh.
>>61836693
goddamn Ree savages
>>61835574
the willy male a clit
rubbing my clit as we speak
>muh scouse shoah
freedom of speech, r-right lads?
>>61836720
Stop talking like a poortherner autistic anime batty then you fucking embarrassment
the gf just sent me this
>>61836529
Yanks are genetically incapable of comprehending irony.
>>61834298
I'm from Bournemouth desu senpai
>>61836744
part of me religious garb innit
>>61836730
wouldn't mind a 1% rise tb.h
>>61836759
women are gross
>>61836730
>stabbed 57 times
>survives
what a shite murder attempt
>>61836656
>mfw I am from Leicester
>mfw york fags will never ever get their gay bones back
>>61836773
Cretin
lads, my lads, we go a long ways, rights lads? we know what it takes, we are way past all the bullshit, we are way past the idyllic dreams, women, men, any sort of attachments, right lads? i am glad to be here, lads
>>61836765
bit late
>>61836763
We made up irony.
t. Dr. Rashadvanduprenesza
>>61836843
calm down dude
i dont know where any of these places you keep mentioning are lads
tea's finally ready
>>61836812
Absolute outrage tbqh
>>61836894
hope you choke on it and die
>>61836894
woah dude you watch anime too?? :D me too dude! who's your waifu :3
>>61836900
Me and the lads were thinkin' of pissing on those bones at night lol!
How's your pokemon GOing guys?
Went swimming here yesterday mi familia.
>>61836852
I was a bit busy.
>>61836925
Pretty disrespectful that
>>61836920
the cute one with wacky bright coloured hair that does quirky things and exclaims a lot while going into poorly drawn emphasizing style
>>61836933
found a ghastly earlier
>>61836952
To be honest all memeing aside.
When we were digging up those bones york gave zero fucks about helping us.
>>61836944
did your migrant boat capsize?
>>61834609
Short answer? Good chance it will, or cause accumulation conducive to an OD.
Long answer? It's 2am and I truly can't be fucked going through my pharm books to find an answer.
>>61836916
fuck off bender
>>61837019
the acting obnoxious while posting anime shtick is so played out, stop it.
>>61837019
Bit rich coming from you
Literally biggest drip ITT
>>61836981
This thing helped me. God save Mr. Blair.
>Rental agency demanding I get "tenants liability insurance" and explain it's to protect the "fixtures and fittings" from accidental damage
>Property isn't furnished and even if it was, it's the landlords responsibility to insure their furniture
>Buildings insurance is also the responsibility of the landlord
>Paying £800 deposit in case I "damage" the property
Literally what the fuck is "tenants liability insurance" for? From what I can tell it's not actually covering anything that isn't covered by other insurance policies.
xenoestrogen
*takes off shoes in the library*
>>61837062
>>61837075
>comes to an anime website
>complains about anime
Just found loads of electrodes all over the hamlet towers lads! Love Pokemon go
>>61837126
look at this weirdo
>>61837130
>anime website
What is actually the point of the Newcastle?
>>61837130
>anime website
so because it has an anime board and anime banners it means the entire website should be dedicated to anime right? off yourself you sad specimen
>>61837130
>anime website
>>61837130
yes yes we get your generic non-argument.
>>61836812
Perfect Leicester night out has got to be real china, then getting pissed in casino love it
>>61837106
posted this last night too
dream flat looking a bit off now isn't it lad
>>61837130
>anime website
This is the logic lefties live by
>>61837179
Needed somewhere to shoot Geordie shore so they quickly had to invent a city
>>61837162
Thinking of walking around
>>61836974
Do you have to go to the cemetery?
>>61837209
not even going to try to understand that statement
police riding around on their bikes, better hide the weed
>Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards were originally used for posting pictures and discussing manga and anime,
hello newfags
>>61837243
Found it in my sister's room actually, make of that what you will
just tried explaining the concept and appeal of karen to my boss lads.
I don't think he understood
>>61837263
>originally
>>61837263
oh just fuck off
>>61837209
404: argument not found
>>61837263
>things don't evolve
>>61837241
My mixtape.
>>61837209
Literal false equivalency.
Breaking the law is not the same as getting raped
>>61837263
stop mate you'll trigger them
>>61837209
Define "respect police"? Does it mean submitting yourself to authority and surrendering all your rights?
Giant Dairy Milk Buttons
t b h
b
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>>61837263
>originally
Jog on to your containment board you sperg
it's amazing how you spackers continue to reply to something you are trying to discourage
truly amazing
>>61837329
>join culture
>refuse to respect its history
hmmmmmm who does this remind you of
>>61837353
weebs don't actually make any angry, it's more the equivalent of an obnoxious twat in school when you were 15.
>>61837385
Potato famine
>>61837389
respect /int/ culture, anime has no place here
>>61837385
common human decency, acknowledging other people even though you disagree with them or dislike them
*visualises pulling the head off a live Yank in high detail using my inner eye*
*leg twitches with the intensity of pleasure*
>>61837263
The site has been occupied by humans since then.
>>61837389
Ahahahahaha mate it's fucking 4chan wind your neck in its not that deep
Fucking hell no wonder so many of you don't have any mates
Used to hate anime twats
Then I realised I hated kpop twats more so I stopped caring about anime twats
>>61837424
i offer mine, you deserve it, la
I've gone full /pol/ack tbqh lads.
>>61837424
Have you been triggered by a Yank recently m8? The thing I find most repulsive about them is how I see them with the hottest chicks in W11.
What's more parasitical in nature lads?
Landlords or Insurance companies?
>>61837464
same, hard not to be nowadays.
>>61837418
>>61837450
stop taking the internet so seriously tbhh
Never had a car but I'm still inhalin the candy paint
>>61837450
>Fucking hell no wonder so many of you don't have any mates
Bit harsh there lad
>>61837494
I'm an angry person
Gonna go down for the Chipper for tea tonight lads!
been wearing a dildo all day
People talk about slavery like it's an instution of a by gone age. But when I wake up in the mornings I see nothing but slavery around me: slavery to religion, slavery to captailsim and slavery to substances. Everyone around me is a slave. Everyone around me hasn't awoken the truth.
>>61837477
W11?
finished never let me go
very depressing film
why are women so disgusting?
Karen is /brit/'s poster child.
If you don't like her, you're a rasheed and need to leave.
someone make a karen edition
>>61837486
Landlords. At least insurance is providing a service, landlords are just monopolists.
>>61837544
It's a bit posh really. Are you from the north?
woah, I'm seeing double
>>61837532
it's chiplangerie you fucking idiot
>>61837488
Me on the left with the string can.
It was deliberate btw. She never let us go to Nandos.
>>61837549
what
the
fuck
>>61837585
>pay insurance all your life
>don't have an accident
what an excellent service!
>you lived to see the rebirth of the Black Panthers
based
>>61837477
fuck off you posh hammersmith normie twat
New thread
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837649
>>61837625
You enjoyed being able to take risks you otherwise wouldn't have done without the insurance. In this case, the insurance has raised your standard of living.
>>61837539
HERE'S THE FEDORA REPLY YOU WANTED
>People talk about slavery like it's an instution of a by gone age. But when I wake up in the mornings I see nothing but slavery around me: slavery to religion, slavery to captailsim and slavery to substances. Everyone around me is a slave. Everyone around me hasn't awoken the truth.
>>61837549
Proper spangled.
Who should I hire as my second in command at work lads?
Person A: Young guy that used to be a bouncer who would be ok at the job, might have issues with him screwing up, will never be in danger of outshining me.
Person B: Old man who's highly experienced, will be good at his job, wont cause issues, there is a danger of us having to compete to be the best.
>>61837663
That doesn't happen
>pay insurance
>still have to avoid risks or your premium goes up
Still no beneficial service. try again.
>>61837590
I am, so what's W11 then lad?
tell me about hitler
why does he kill the jews?
>>61837717
If I'm insured, I know I can risk certain things happening safe in the mindset the insurance company will pay for the accident. Without the insurance, I wouldn't do that. So my real standard of living is lower.
>>61837734
a london postcode you retard
we're in here you idiots
>>61837631
>>61837631
>>61837631
>>61837805
>nonce shite
nah you're alright lad
also just had a spanish shopfront on the captcha which was selling clothes fitting and international calls, which was called "taller llamas"
>>61837777
>Quads
Yeah like I'm supposed to know all of your postcodes and cunty boroughs you bellend
>>61837853
That wasn't me desu. I love all the people of Britain equally.
can we stick to one non-autist thread
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