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First for qt girls
>>61839136
Otsu
First for Polska
>>61839288
特別なルールがない、直感に使って下さい
Japanese thread is my favorite thread.
>>61839226
As you asked so politely.
>>61839379
very ugly
Hmmm... really makes you think
>>61839385
fuck off you ugly weeaboo loser
>>61839379
Are you Quechua?
>>61839465
>1,3 billion population compared to 120 million population
>a japanese can consume ten time as much compared to a chinese
>>61839343
Actually it was meant to mock people on the far left who often say it in response to poorly researched and badly presented islam-apologist clickbait articles.
>>61839226
>>61839432
>>61839514
>>61839558
say you're sorry you ugly cunt
>>61839136
まゆゆ乙
goigoisūは次で取り除いておいてくれよw
これを付け加えた日本人はスパマーだから
>>61839226
>>61839548
>>61839136
乙
みおちゃん
おはよう
>>61839589
>>61839226
>>61839615
I hope you’re satisfied, master.
>>61839432
>>61839548
巨乳は正義,巨乳は愛
This women give me erectile disfunction.
Asia is really not a place for my dick.
It's almost time, Japs, it's almost 10 o'clock.
Watch the magic pumpkin! WATCH!
>>61839718
>sit in far corner
kek. like a typical serial killer psycho kid.
I bet everyone talked shit about you and girls avoided you
>>61839656
how ugly are you that you have to make fun of other people just because they are beautiful
>>61839812
Your rudeness gives me pukeness
>>61839764
Tell me about the pumpkin, why is it magical?
>>61839676
Very good フランスさん
>>61839812
>how ugly are you
Not specially.
>>61839136
おちゅでちゅ
>>61837809
今、マッドマックスをwowowで観ている
>>61839343
Really makes you think
マジに受けている
ホント(本当)にしている
結局
「真に受けている」
というnuanceでいいのかな
>>61839676
あっというまに消えちゃった
>>61839733
愛ちゃんが好きやね
>>61839643
はぁ。。。
どこ行ったんだろな。悲しい。
>>61839891
I know you are a girl you ugly bitch
>>61839886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CR1nfKMQ0I
>>61839931
Hässlicher Deutscher entdeckte
日本人ポスター減ったと思ったら、こんな時間か
おやすみー
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu50E8_Vvcc
>>61839385
there're some nasty trolls in this thread, but hope you enjoy here.
>>61840000
erzähl das der spanischen Fotze die meine Freundin verarscht hat
>>61840074
シャラップジャップ
>>61839986
My epilepsy got cancer now.
Thanks lad.
>>61839739
元々、インポ野郎なんじゃね
>>61839764
give me the magic pumpkin
シンデレラの馬車とか
>>61839889
絵を保存できなかったっす
>>61840178
すみません が よく わかりません
>>61839902
>>61840178
君はなどかかかるところにあり。
Does anyone sumo here?
>>61840243
peru sitting in the corner of the room with two drinks.jpg
>>61840288
I could not get that pic
>>61840333
などか?
日本語になってないんすが。
>>61840383
no but you should try it you fat bitch
>>61840457
うんぐとーるくとぅいうしがそんそんきみやにんじんあんによね
>>61840457
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1467999427681.webm
Doesn't work?
>>61840383
>>61840486
>pic
>>61840532
thanks
>>61840457
なんぢほど心ばせ悪しき人を見たことがざるが、などしか心ばせ悪しや
>>61839136
Man, Japanese is taking it's toll on me. I've already learned the kanji and review them everyday and I'm at a 1500 word vocabulary at the moment, but the time investment is starting to get to me. I'd probably stop if I hadn't already booked my flight for a 3 month trip to Japan and already paid deposit on Tokyo apartment.
>>61839910
あれは実は俺だ
Is it true that Japanese people don't say "bye" to end phonecalls? This is what Mira taught me.
>>61840613
disgusting. I thought only chink girls had hairy armpits
>>61840457
>などか?
>日本語になってないんすが。
いつものようにgoogleで調べたらどうでしょう?
自分の低能さがわかりますよ
>>61840613
日本って不思議な生き物ですね
tfw you will never write and star in a comedy movie with Takahiro about an American (me) trekking across the American Southwest and getting in all kinds of kooky and crazy adventures with a bald, chubby Japanese tourist
>>61840813
>but you might
>>61840613
can someone from japan genuinely explain to me why JAVs are so degenerate? is this kind of sexual behaviour common amongst women in japan?
>>61840896
No, it's only made because there's a market for it (amongst the men)
tfwnoqtjapabesegftofeedmeomurice
パンツ屋さんただいま必死にググり中wwww
>>61840976
>japabese
>>61840951
but do women watch it? is it popular amongst them?
>>61840621
>>61840786
君のごとき愚か者が何を言はむと徒
>>61840797
そうか?
>>61840976
you can't get any Japanese gf except BBA
>>61841069
if 30yr old counts as BBA then yes please
>>61840976
What a punchable face.
Nice.
>>61841046
I highly doubt it, although there's probably a very small minority that do. Apparently theres a niche of JAVs that cater to women's taste though, it's pretty tame compared to all that fetish shit.
>>61841137
shut up you probably don't even have a face nerd
>>61841134
>30yr old counts
No thanks for me
Sometimes when I look at Japan I get the feeling that the country is basically run by Godzilla.
>>61841069
>君のごとき愚か者が何を言はむと徒
いつも古語だの語源だのと言う割には下手くそっすねwww
>>61841069
sauce
最近Japanese man yutaって名前のyoutuberが非常に不快だわ
日本の反応を出汁にしたり内容は日本人下げのことばかり
しかもサムネはブサイクな日本人女性を使ってる
誰か東京でインタビューされたら殴ってくれないか?顔がマジで生理的に受け付けない
御疲れ様です。
>>61841744
お疲れさまデス
>>61841228
give me your wife then
>>61841384
Or by a mentally impaired lunatic
>>61842334
already the best anime of the year and it's not even airing yet
>>61841069
変な古語もどきはいいからなどかがどう間違ってるか示せよ
どこがどうおかしいか示せってお前自身がよく言ってることじゃねーか
>>61841648
http://potato.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1468003079/l50
2chにまでスレ建てて必死みたいだけど、病院行ったほうがいいよ
when is the time when the most people are in this thread?
>>61843203
When Europeans are asleep
紅茶にマヨネーズを入れると美味しい
>>61843439
キモい
>>61843263
guess I have to wait until I can dump nudes of my Japanese ex
>>61843590
Nah, do it now.
How long have you guys been a regular in this thread?
>>61843627
lol. piss off you japanophile virgin
>>61843717
early 2015
スックオンマイロングハルドホワイトコック
>>61843059
本人かな?
まぁここにいるやつらはこいつと似たような奴らばっかだよな
>>61843790
So you pre-date the German guy with Korean fetish?
>>61843726
calm down Helmut
BEAT ME DADY
>>61843975
no that's me. but I wouldn't call it a fetish, I just like Korea
>>61844190
>>61844190
/hairyass/
>>61843971
どうでもいいけど、なんでrila posterが嫌いなの?
what are you supposed to do against turrets?
every hero I've played so far always got owned by those stupid things
>>61844829
that's the wrongthread overwatch underage nigger.
>>61844829
shoot rockets at them
今年の12月、日本語能力試験2級を受けようと思ってるけど、なかなか緊張してる。日本語能力試験2級を受ける人はいる?練習し合う人を探してて、よかったらそういうことしないか?
>>61844829
widowmaker, pharrah, chacal
>>61844962
have you ever played the game? the average age of players there is like 10 years higher than cod or counter strike
>>61845154
>>61845257
mhh I play Pharah a lot, maybe I'm just bad then lel
I dont like to play mainstream games
>all underaged obnoxious vidya cunts are now playing overwatch csgo and lol
Thank heaven My mmo became really comfy without those
>>61845314
what's your ranked level nigger
>>61845365
DBZDokkanBattle??
>>61845546
I got the game last week I'm lvl 17 now so still 8 lvls left for ranked
きんいろモザイク
>>61845365
>tfw only play single-player games apart from Verdun
The normies can't hurt me anymore.
Is highschool the same as its picture in Anime?
I mean filled with pointless activities and borderline stupid groups becayse 5 people showed up to have the same interest?
Also can you get homeschooled or is it against the law?
How does takoyaki tastes like? I saw some street cooking the other day and it seemed intersting.
Is there any interacial people there or its like a minority 0.1-1% like here in Greece?
>>61845651
>>61845720
What is Verdun you nigger low life?
>>61845365
Overwatchは、日本で人気がある?
2、3週間前、日本にいた時、ブックオフの「人気のあるランキング」でoverwatchは第9位ぐらいを見かけた。
ゲームをしない友達さえもoverwatchのことを知っていたような
>>61845895
It's a WW1 FPS, you dumb smelly hun.
>>61845958
looks lame you gay nigger.
>>61845933
スクエニがpublisherで結構宣伝に力入れてるからな
アメリカのゲームなのに絵柄がアニメっぽくなったのもプラスだな
>>61846062
verpiss dich lvl 1 troll
>>61845365
You’re so damn right, mate.
>>61845882
this thread
>GUYS GUYS BATTLE ME IN POKEMON I GOT THE NEW POKEMON
>OH SHIT SON WAIT LET ME FIRE UP MY 3DS WHAT'S YOUR FRIENDCODE NIGGA
>tfw no qt Mercy waifu
>GTFO YOU UNDERAGE BABBY GAMER WHO PLAYS THAT DISGUSTING CASUAL TIER SHIT
ここの誰でもは十八歳?
>>61846817
You stupid neeggör. Pokemon is the GOAT!!!
>>61846817
Y-you dislike P-POKEMON?????
>>61847156
Pokemon is for girls or children
I played that stupid 3d one because I liked the gameboy games and I realized how childish and easy it is
>>61847214
No wonder you are a low nigger who plays nigger games like overwatch.
>>61847445
I play the games that are fun for me and don't give a shit if they're popular or "nigger" games
>>61847703
Of course you don't care if those are nigger games because you're like the nogger of nigegrs yourself.
I only play elitist games of the ruling class like Pokemon.
mein neger
>>61847794
meant for >>61847703
>>61847794
add me on skype babe
All my white friends play overwatch so yeah fuck off
>>61847767
>>61847943
t. 9 years old perma virgin living in detroit
Well done Obama.
>>61848057
seit wann wird der Japsen Thread auf Lachschon verlinkt?
>>61848057
>>61848057
>>61848057
Merukerru kudasai...
本当に、日本人を嫌い
I know its early morning and all that, but can you tell me about Minamoto Yorimitsu?
I've heard that he had an oni sister that he killed. And she had a curse
That feel when you will never understand fluent Japanese
do you know any girls (friends/family/school) that have been in JAV or are jpop idols?
>>61848777
>that feel when you will never understand fluent Swedish
>>61848854
You just need three words to get by in Sweden, "Takbir", "Allah" and "Ackbar"
>>61848415
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/コテージ作戦
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
敗者
>>61849052
incredibly racist
pls delete
head 頭 あたま
body 体 からだ
arm 腕 うで
hand 手 て
leg 足 あし
finger 指 ゆび
eye 目 め
ear みみ 耳
nose はな 鼻
mouth 口 くち
あたまがいたいです
からだもいたいです
あたまわだいじょうぶです
>>61849495
>あたまわ
あたま「は」
>>61848604
>oni sister
His(Her?) name is Suten-douji.
see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuten-d%C5%8Dji
>>61849564
>>61839136
Is this that roman bath thing?
貴様らおはよ
morning milk
>>61849645
Yeah it's called Thermae Romae and is a shitty anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AWQ9alwt4
>>61849645
Yes, Thermae Romae
>>61849784
Didn't even know it was an anime too, the film was pretty funny though
>>61849784
>Romae Thermae
>White blue eyed Roman
>Rome only became great because he had contact with Japan
Pretty arrogant and bad informed shit desu.
My autism is displeased.
>>61849780
楽しむ
ビデオをかった
ぴざをたべた
>>61839615
>7-1
Brazilians getting triggered right now.
>>61849910
Betamax
>>61849871
Yeah, really poor R&D, I mean I even doubt Ancient Romans have ever travelled to the future (our present) let alone Japan.
>>61849784
If you think about it, 99% of people before the invention of indoor plumbing must have smelled like shit all the time.
>>61849910
なんのAV買ったの?
>>61850021
Not only the people but also the streets.
In Pompeii there where several grafiti discovered on walls and houses mosaics.
Lots of them where complains about random people shiting in your garden or your front door or the street.
>>61850034
いいえ
>>61850095
found the source:
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
They fucked and shat everywhere. JUST FUCKING EVERYWHERE!
But I think you are used to this kind of smell after some time living in this.
>>61850095
If only they had assigned certain thoroughfares for shitting, this wouldn't be a problem.
>>61850152
>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
I hope he is fine
>>61850152
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!
dat burn
ちわー、チンコ汁回収に参りましたあー
>>61850247
You don't understand the Japanese than Peru
You are fucking LOOSER!
>>61850380
もう出てしまった
お前はなんで遅刻したんだ
>>61850390
>LOOSER
So he is very loose.
How do you know?
>>61850390
but I like Japan unlike Peru
sorry lads sticky links wont load for me so can you guys answer this for me
which sites (free or paid) are best to get started learning japanese? also any textbook recommendations?
fuck Peru desu
>>61850501
Just watch namasensei on youtube
genki
>Peru gets fluent in a week
>you still struggle to understand a whole film in Japanese
>can't even dream of having a natural conversation
神はなぜこの状況を許しているのか
>>61850565
We might not be fluent but at least we don't live in Peru. Life isn't that bad
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
My fucking sides
japan is shit
anime is shit
the people all look the same
they eat wierd food
they pretend they are special, which are not.
why do people like japan ?
>>61850647
II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
Good morning, Japan!
>>61850662
Because people love entertainment, soft power is the strongest power in the world. If you can make other populations love you because of music, film, comics, etc, then you can sway how they think, what they wear and who they hate.
People like anime, but they also like Japanese music, cinema, comics, videogames.
Maybe ask yourself, why would anyone care about a place like Germany?
Germany exports no entertainment.
They all either look the same or Turkish.
They eat kebab.
They pretend they are special, but they are like anyone else in Europe.
to ve honest I dont find japanese women attractive, they always have some body deformity
anyways if a jap girl give me an obento she made then I will know that she likes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5xvbA0F_Y
>>61850902
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/
I feel like every cute japanese girl is somehow related with the porn industry.
Maybe I should get a korean gf instead
>>61850452
>>61850380の意味が分からなかったが君の投稿で理解した
しかし今日は朝から荒れてるなあ
I want to record a song for you so you can judge my singing. I don't want to embarrass myself in front of my gf at a noraebang
even Rocket Man, odd Linda Linda, dubs This Charming Man, trips Peru can choose a song, quads I show you my penis
>>61850837
Germany has some entertainment.
And before the fapefuggee crisis and Merkels amok run it was the most popular country in the world.
And Germans are cynic people and never cared about this period, not even recogized its existence.
>>61850565
神は死んだ
>>61851127
>gf
get out normie
Ohayo lads
>>61851127
You mention pretty often your girl friend.
You must be very proud to have your first one.
>>61850662
I like Japan because nihonjins live there.
And I like nihonjins.
>>61850501
I have one year of japanese lessons at home gave by japanese teachers, I might translate them in english if you want.
First you have to learn the kanas, mainly the hiraganas.
>>61851102
週末だから退屈そうな人がたくさんいる
>>61851160
Not caring is the same as accepting your country is being cucked
Weebs
>>61851160
>has some entertainment
wat?
>>61851203
du bist auf 4chan das ist dir schon klar oder?
>>61851272
darum funktioniert der scheiß upvote also nicht
>>61851240
the rights will get over 20% in the next election and be blocked by an alliance of all other parties.
This country turns towards instability more and more with every day.
It becomes more violent, more reactionary.
The people that are overheard scream louder and louder and grow fast in their number.
This is a very dangerous situation. I would prefer a less consequent and a more populist lead in our goverment.
>>61851175
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
I hope you have a fun weekend planned.
Germany go home.
>>61851335
>I would prefer a less consequent and a more populist lead in our goverment.
We already have Seehofer there
>>61850796
good morning!
cute<3
>>61851305
wieso kommst du ausgerechnet in diesen faden um mit deinem schlechten englisch auf lvl 1 troll art zu baiten?
>>61851262
You said you will keep my secret!
Now he noticed that I love him!
>>61851378
You will have to pay the refs to make this possible.
>>61851396
langeweile
>>61851422
S-sorry but! You’re made for each other!
I wish you the best!
>>61851423
>mfw
>>61851455
wieso konntest du nicht länger im club bleiben? sagt deine mutter ab 0 ist schluss?
verpiss dich und beende dein leben
ところでドイツって政府は本当に赤字国債出さないの?
日本の財政が悪いとか言うけど、実はなんかあるだろう
>>61851262
I'm glad his heart is filled with love and not hate. It bodes well for the future.
>>61851656
S-so, this is a no, I guess…
>>61851561
出さないつもりって
それでもドイツの政府の話しを聞くや否や、嘘のようだと思う
>>61851513
Slightly ecchi kawaii ASMR to start your day well…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk7mkl5noqE
>>61851561
多分昨日の紳士はこの場に居ないように見える
ログ読んだが何者なんだあの人
朝涼しいな〜26度
>>61851742
メルケル首相が責任を持つ国債はあくまで連邦政府の国債であって
地方債は責任を持たないよね
ドイツ連邦政府は無借金だが地方は借金漬け
ドイツの会計基準はアメリカと非常に似ていると言われてる
日本はフランスやイギリスのような中央集権の国だから、政府は地方債までも責任を持つ
>>61851852
>ear licking
That dick sucking sound sounds really uncomfortable
>>61851852
This sounds like some kid is eating like a fucking pig.
Why do japanese love this disgusting sounds so much.
Neither ear licking nor a blowjob sounds like this.
>>61851940
>>61852054
Why are you so rude, krauts. This is just for your relaxation.
>>61851852
>tfw no gf
>>61851722
>this is a no
I knew it……that's why I said I won't to say that to him
I feel sad even it's saturday morning now
>>61852321
I feel sorry, Anon… b-but, cute poster still loves you, as he loves everyone…
Maybe he didn’t understand the context of your declaration!
I sincerely apologize anyway.
sometimes I go to the laundry room and sniff my Japanese neighbor's panties. not even a weeaboo but they smell great
>>61852412
It's not your fault
Don't apologize please
>>61852273
We will all reach the point of non return, the absolute wizard.
So just enjoy this relaxing ASMR and fall in your dreams.
>>61852321
if cuteposter is black , would your feels towards him change?
>>61852321
I am no homo, anon.
I can love only with the spirit, but not with the flesh.
>>61852536
>tfw you will never be a misterious and powerful wrath anymore
>>61852528
>tfw I want to comfort you in japanese but I can’t speak it fluently
>>61852524
I wish I had japanese neighbours....
>>61852590
>implying
I'm straight, cute poster
I don't love you in romantic way
>>61852691
>>61852590
do you want to be my friend?
>>61852700
Then I love you too, anonymous nihonjin.
>>61852793
Definitely not.
>>61852790
oh mama
i want a japanese gf now
I miss you, Japan
15歳の入江紗綾をオナニ一しています。。。
>>61852932
>stairs are often
>>61852932
Sometimes, the stairs might run away, though.
>>61852871
not very cute of you
>>61852590
PLATONIC LOVE
