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RIP
last /brit/ ever?
explain to a layman how to get pokemon go on his iphone
POOMANY WAS POO
>>61805431
shop are Ja/ck/ in there boyo
Wouldn't mind it if /brit/ died 2bh
REAL AMERICAN HOURS WHO THE FUCK SHOT?
>>61805500
same
janny is here
>>61805500
I haven't made a new gimmick since at least this time last year
The spark's gone out of me
Who /Radio1commentary/ here?
>poomany
>POOMANY
>POOMANY
Schwarzer dresscode
Spaceship facelift
Panamera flow
(wir sind die organization)
SHIEEEEET
>>61805550
>Radio 1 ever
bin yourself.
>I rate Neuer
>caring about spurts
fucking hell the man really kicked the ball that time didn't he
think I went too OTT on this one. shit reply yield so far. might edit a more subtle version and post it in a few days
>>61805172
portugal has won the 2016 euros
wow the french team really is all just africans
>2-0
>The most dangerous lead
>wow the french team really is all just africans
r u reddy
hmm
>>61805723
FrankfurtSchool.jpg
>>61805723
>there
possibly the worst Euros I have ever watched
>>61805745
fuck off
>>61805745
These things are so shite and autistic
Do one.
>>61805673
yes, and considering the fact that they were apparently the best france had, i feel that ALL french men should be replaced with africans, they are stronger, better looking, better at sports and probably less smelly as well
>>61805723
nice gimmick. get together an album of racist-looking yobs, it would be a nice (and well-needed) twist on fedoraposting
Business idea: Give me your business ideas because my boss has given me a budget to implement some business ideas at work.
>>61805787
>>61805788
fuck off sad killjoy cunts
>>61805745
nice
>>61805745
One of the most autistic things I've ever clapped me eyes on in this fred. Neck yerself sonny.
>>61805801
Give me the budget and i will invest it in business ideas for you
>>61805745
no desklad?
>>61805745
Fuck off
>>61805811
Do NOT reply to me ever again you rodent.
Gf found out about my side chick haha
She's not happy
>>61805832
desktwat more like
>>61805830
I've got £200 a month
Germany on pooicide watch
>>61805745
hoping for a tim and the dentist fight to the death in the final
>>61805745
>no desklad
>no callum
>no zac
>no based 3 quid meal deal
>>61805904
who?
>>61805745
Who #TeamMogg here?
>france 31% possession
>2-0
JUST
>>61805876
Or Daesk, as I prefer to call him.
>>61805904
>>61805801
Business idea: Align my chakras with the life stream of the planet and ask my spirit animal for business ideas
very reddit thread
>>61805904
literally who are any of these cunts?
business idea:
Propose to those other nations currently under the subject of the EU an expedited trade union with the UK should they choose to leave the EU.
A trade union that is just that. No supranational politics. Headed up by the UK.
Starting a /brit/ club at college lads.
![IDShot_540x540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kOlz4Dm.jpg "IDShot_540x540[1].jpg")
anyone had these? they taste fucking disgusting but they're cheap as fuck and I can't stop drinking them
>>61805904
>>
no
>smeg me arse lad
*takes screen shot*
>>61805977
*signs free trade agreement with the UK*
*heavily subsidizes my local industry*
*implements regulation that indirectly bans UK made goods*
ah yes, thanks for the agreement old chap
Lads I've been hearing some very strange things recently
Apparently South Korea has a free trade deal with the EU without being a member of the EU and without free movement.
When I heard this I scoffed as Merkel said this would be impossible.
>>61805966
BEEP BEEP
Newfag detected.
got the drinks in for tonight. v. excited
who else will be bleeding blue in about 4 hours?
Post fedoras
need to add them to my collection
>>61806005
>>>
>no
>>football yank lad
>eating something
>see it has no gmos in it
>immediately bin it
Why would they act like that's a good thing?
>>61806054
what game
>>61806054
fuck off you neek
>>61806053
>douglas carswell snatches a trident
>nige snaps the bankers' necks
>the janny bashes rorke's face in
nice start
>>61806053
>still alive
>>61806053
Fuck off
>>61806053
not reading all that lmao
>>61806053
>farage BTFOing the bankers
>soldiers stabbing corbyn
pretty accurate 2bh
>>61806086
it is though
Precautionary principle.
>>61806053
Got a good feeling about thisun
>>61806042
no no, don't be silly
it's impossible for any country not geographically located in Europe to trade with European countries without joining the EU
>>61806053
based janny
>>61806089
Halo 5
>>61806093
bleed blue, bro
>screen going orange a minute sooner everyday
>another wasted summer
rip germany
I have tried all the torrent clients and have concluded uTorrent is the best one out there
Everything else is meme shit that barely works
>i rate the blue team
>>61806248
are you telling me you DON'T want a Roy bf?
>>61806253
>still alive
>>61806253
>a trap kills thailad
heh
>>61806253
>tim farron pushes theresa may off a cliff
lel
>>61806290
yes lol
>>61806348
errrrrr
and why not?
well done to france
Possibly the worst match in Euro history
Possibly the worst Euros in football history
There has to be some sort of rematch
what the FUCK is this volcano bollocks
>attempts to throat sing
>instantly has near fatal fit of coughing
>gets hiccups
how do them inuits do it lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZmMD84XpCs
doing a nostalgic listen
>>61806392
take a long walk off a short pier you fat nonce
>POOMANY
confession: i don't properly understand the nuances of "rorkesheed" and "bizzaro"
did an enormous poo
feeling a bit fatigued
Very happy the krauts have gone out
They've got too arrogant and feel entitled to be in the final
>>61806406
This is some shite
*sends kyary clean water*
>>61806406
>dead
WW@
>>61806406
>nige, sturgeon, leadsom and the janny go in the lava
>big dave survives
nice
>>61806432
lurk moar newfag
>>61806490
easy win for george there
>>61806484
my regards
>>61806490
>George Galloway and Ian Hislop
wew
>>61806490
Looks like a good'un
>>61806373
the most average looking human I've ever seen
so called "Germany" or as I've taken to calling them, "Allemagne"
>>61806505
Fuck off JF, remember you're a guest here
Business idea: man kicks ball with foot, film it and sell the tv rights
>>61806577
i made this thread fgt
can't believe they lost
>>61806565
All e-mange? Is that some kind of digital dog disease?
>>61806577
>aussie
>jf
FOY
>>61806603
I think you'll find I made this thread
Business Idea: Exploit the people and their planet but distract them with frivolous ball-games
Yes yes well done France, well done France, HOWEVER
>>61806594
I'll give you £5.14 billion for a 100% stake
>>61806633
Oi nah, I made this thread
>>61806615
well they should have kicked the ball better then shouldn't they
>a whole nation gets b___k_d
>>61806638
that's what I was thinking hehe
>>61806559
his eyes are bluer and bigger then the greek sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WFFPXLgvpI&feature=youtu.be
i think you just have bad taste :/
just found a video tape in my wardrobe lads
remember video tapes? haha
>>61806659
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>61806688
1,2
>>61806651
keen idea
>>61806693
In pooper
>Business Idea: Exploit the people and their planet but distract them with frivolous ball-games
ah yes excellent, first 90% of the cast dies in a single round and then absolutely fucking nothing happens in the next
Wahey!
>>61806638
Wes <3
Business idea: pay someone a fair wage for doing honest work
>>61806728
*tipped*
business idea: this debilitating headache goes away
>>61806688
1,2
Ah yes
>>61806734
>ywn watch sara have explosive diarrhea in a forest
why live
>>61806758
tarmac my patio and i'll give you a tuppence
>>61806734
>buried in ash means dead
Probably should've worked that out
How can I profit from this bloody brexit then boys
if leadsom gets pm Britain is literally finished
>>61806758
go back to russia commie
>>61806824
I'll give you an insider tip: buy low, sell high
Go get 'em kid
*walks off into the rainy night*
fedora this but i really don't understand why people watch and care about professional sports
>>61806782
>>61806700
factually wrong
just so so wrong
>>61806817
we're all laughing at you (but very quietly)
>>61806734
>Bizarro rorke
>molyneux
cant wrap my head around why youd include a random event like a volcano erupting and killing all the good characters in the first round
>>61806789
guardian is beyond parody
>>61806824
bet a large sum of money on article 50 not getting triggered until 2018 if at all
>>61806789
what's that hair style called?
>>61806675
:))
>>61806755
Wes in Interstellar > Wes in American Beauty desu
>>61806880
agreed
>>61806860
it's mildly entertaining
>>61806789
(((Zimmerman)))
>>61806862
bad filename
>>61806871
fuck off boris you nonce
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yes, quite
>>61806871
typical
>tis but beneath me to take an interest in things the general population absorbs
>i'm one for the finer things in life, the niche things
>i'm far too interesting to watch men kicking a ball around a field
>>61806877
'the polytechnic princess'
What do we want? LEADSOM FOR LEADER!! :)
When do we want it? NOW!! :P
if she gets there, she knows
if the stores are all closed
with a word she can get what she came for
>>61806871
>all the good characters
Lads how do thermostats work?
Like how do they connect to your boiler?
I see them for sale and I'm considering getting one so I can have temp control instead of ON and OFF. But I don't know how they would fit to my boiler.
Business idea: Just copy France
>>61806915
FUCK OFF FAKE SHITIZEN
Even the primmest girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole
the fire rises
>>61806888
>>61806880
>wes in hunger games
>Sport
The way the system is set up, there is virtually nothing people can do anyway, without a degree of organization that's far beyond anything that exists now, to influence the real world. They might as well live in a fantasy world, and that's in fact what they do. I'm sure they are using their common sense and intellectual skills, but in an area which has no meaning and probably thrives because it has no meaning, as a displacement from the serious problems which one cannot influence and affect because the power happens to lie elsewhere.
![ireland has shit taste in [spoiler]men[:spoiler].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jHilIZm.jpg "ireland has shit taste in [spoiler]men[:spoiler].jpg")
>>61806915
good filename
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>>61806979
just blu tac it
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>61807009
Sound like a bloody poof to me mate ahahahah
>>61806979
Jesus Christ Brits are poor. Is it worth having "culture" if all your stuff is so old and shitty
New world is so much better
>>61807007
I knew you were working with the dentist you shit
>>61807000
pretty disgusting desu
hard to visualise
what way do girls prefer your willy to bend ? i'm guess upwards rather than to the side right ?
>>61807019
What is there do besides getting drunk famalam?
>>61807068
>tfw I let him live
sorry Tim
>>61807007
just WAITING for gove to off boris
moggy is such a useless prick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvRRsLkOWPE
NEED to kiss a qt trap bf
And now to see if over the next few months I can pull this off
Haha bloody hell!
>>61807084
it tickles their cervix that way
t. anatomy expert
>>61807084
My willy bends down
I-I'm ok right?
>>61806877
business on the left 3000 word tumblr essay on the reinforcement of cishet binary gender roles and patriarchal white supremacy in thomas the tank engine on the right
Corbyn
>>61807110
kek, cunt deserved it.
>>61807144
go in from behind
>>61807098
christ why the fuck are you still doing this autistic shit
>>61807050
our infrastructure is "old and shitty" and we still manage to have better water quality than yanks.
neglecting my dog again guys
>>61807084
Adds a much-needed comedy element to the sexual act.
austerity is such a meme
>everyone saying it's all gone to shit since bloody bankers bonuses brexit
Explain this graph then yeah
>>61806988
not fake
Fuck off big blister from new dress shoes
zzzz
>>61807000
oddly aroused by this concept
>he's still pissing himself
absolute disgrace
*uninstalls Pokemon GO*
First post of the day
Pokemon GO has completely changed his life
Spent the afternoon walking over 2 miles, catching Pokemon and claiming gyms
Had to go home when I wet myself
I was about 1.5km from home
I just couldn't hold it in and I had to stand still while I was catching a Pokemon
There weren't many people on the streets, could stretch my t-shirt and hold it in place over my groin and upper leg but I must have looked odd to the hordes of motorists
It eventually rained heavily though by that point it was too late
Wetting myself and having to walk home was quite a demoralising experience but I forgot all about it after I showered and changed my clothes
>>61807230
err why did you wet yourself?
>>61807250
>kpop nonce cries himself to sleep
seems about right
Poland is literally a thousand times better than the UK
>>61807125
stop screenshotting my posts
>>61807288
>still
He's done it before..?
I mean, I'm not surprised desu
>>61807307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i53okqZl-34
>>61807343
multiple times at work because he was too scared to ask for a break
>>61807291
No loss
They're still trying to sort the servers out
>>61807288
>>61807307
I drank a lot of water before I headed out (I always drink a lot of water, it's the secret to my weight loss)
and then I was far from home and just couldn't hold it any longer
First a accidentally let a little out and then it just kept flowing
poleaboo here
started my transition into squirtle today
g*d's wrath is the only power man fear
couple skeng man then shower man here
shower man down in my shower man gear
yeah
>>61807241
Ahh yes let's just spend more money lol!
>>61807378
why would he need to ask for a break?
can't he just get up and go?
who's going to interrogate him if he goes for a piss?
>>61807145
i see. i'll just call it the "half-crazy"
>>61807406
lel
>>61805791
>better looking
lel
>better at sports
Football*
>>61807411
god isnt real
>just found out the girl I fancy at work is 4 (four) years older than me
into the bin
Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
>>61807343
>didn't read the blog
How do you even know who Poleaboo is?
>>61807183
good post
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads
>>61807442
>>61807349
You going to stop begging for replies anytime this year?
>god isnt real
>>61807446
lool how random!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvRRsLkOWPE
am I the only one who laughed and then keked at the comments?
might go to bed desu
>>61807442
*gives (you) a reply and a cuddle*
>>61807378
ffs... He gets more and more pathetic
>>61807451
Hanging out with the lads here
They've all filled me in on the main parts of his sad exploits but there's something new I learn about him every day
>>61807475
/GF2016/ is shite.
/GF2017/ on the other hand...
>>61807444
The lass I fancy at work is at least 5 years older than me.
Fucking looking at some pictures of the 'massive' shits people take insults me. Literally zero of the shits I have seen produced by other people have been even slightly as big as mine.
>a good prank would be for somebody to pour petrol over you fuckers and throw a match. :)
>>61807475
Use Karius
>>61807475
stuttering
what the smeg is going on?
>>61807475
you ask this every day
why are you trying to hurt us lad
>>61807570
tim has been avenged
messed about for the last time
>>61807570
still fasting was rasheed
>Fucking looking at some pictures of the 'massive' shits people take insults me. Literally zero of the shits I have seen produced by other people have been even slightly as big as mine.
