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British girl with her Asian boyfriend
korean pop
caran
POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10692145
http://www.strawpoll.me/10692145
http://www.strawpoll.me/10692145
*shoots anime in the head*
>>61808735
so?
get a short feeling of satisfaction every time poleaboo gets banned
>I'm voting for May
>>61808735
Who, but an insecure asian boy, gives a fuck?
GET
HYPE
>>61808732
Reminder that Tom Watson has his own mandate and there's no-one good enough to run against him so he can't be purged
actually had a really great day today, both at work and at home
care to ask me why?
ah yes the /r/AsianMasculinity yank
>>61808684
he deletded the post
It's been a while since ive stopped by one of these threads.
How you lads doing these days?
man have to chill out a bit
get a rizla sit down and bill out a spliff
take two draws make your head spin out a bit
Pissypantspakipoo
>>61808811
not really but i will
why?
whats the guy's name who's sweaty and sings on youtube?
>why yes, I do reside in Guildford (town)
@josie
man dont care bout all that
>>61808735
me on the left
>>61808801
ninja what's its face is her only good song
ihavebeenawayforawhileonathreedayvacation.
>not qt edition
FOR FUCK SAKE
>>61808848
quite a nice place desu
had to stay there for 2 days
>>61808789
why does he get banned anyway?
Reminder Tom Watson was 3 hours deep into a k-hole at glasto with 300 missed calls whilst half the shadow cabinet resigned
>the Iraq war caused all the instability in the middle East
>Before that it sas a glorious utopia with just laws, people being beheaded is because of muh Blairbush and not because of Islam
Ahh yes the old """""question time"""""
why didn't he just pull his willy out his trousers and pee at the side of the road
>>61808841
jim burn
>>61808841
Tim
>>61808682
What the hell is sans
strong start for george lads
>>61808875
>had to
y?
>>61808941
work innit
>>61808888
>what is kuwait / desert storm
>what is russia in afghanistan
i'm a total dumbass and i can think of several times counrties have interfered in the middle east long before the Iraq war happened
>was 7/7 today
>forgot all about it
never remember
>>61808899
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
found him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmNedrBxS4
raise scuttlebug - a button goes down
>>61808963
Camp bucca was a mistake
>>61808958
escort?
>>61808992
no comment
work at GCHQ lads, don't tell anyone
Boris Johnson and a couple of slappers
>>61808936
boss character in this game
>may went to oxford
>leadsom went to warwick
I WONDER . .. hmmmmmmm
>>61809010
i don't though haha
>>61809048
haha confidentiality ay
>>61808963
This desu, also people saying the Iraq war caused terrorism when the most famous terrorist attack ever happened beforehand lol
was just watching end of evangelion and the third impact start made me have a major questioning of reality, had to quit
another thing that i cant ever do again
>>61809068
literally at a different company though
i know at least nine people in this thread IRL
>>61809013
Very good post
>>61809090
so it's a company of a similar nature?
drinking apple juice str8 from the bottle
u think i give af? wrong.
>>61809003
*buys ever prozzy in Essex*
haha just banta lad x
want to move to the uk lads but im scared ill be beaten up for being irish
>>61809022
Thanks, was 'avin a 'earty giggle
>>61808761
*mobilises anime tank company*
>>61809131
it's a private company
>>61809154
half of the uk is irish desu
>watching qt
literal runts
>>61809087
just tumble my shit down
got a hard willy
>>61809171
ok detective
>tfw want to get smashed but have work tomorrow
>>61809187
fuck off
>>61809010
>>61809048
>>61809068
>>61809090
>>61809131
>>61809171
which one of u hates me?
dont say both of u because ik it's only one.
gee /brit/ two essexes
that makes six scimitars
>>61809154
more of a chance of an English getting beaten up over here (i.e. very low)
>>61809187
>not watching qt
lmao pleb
/brit/ would have been in favour of the Iraq war if it had been around at the time and if you were against it you would be called a leftie cuck desu
alright lads
i would say im looking forward to the weekend, but all i'm going to do is masturbate and lay in bed
>61809223
me
>>61809139
woah back off, lads. we've got a right hard bastard here
we best be careful or he'll absolutely twat us
>>61809154
Why the fug would you want to move here? It's finished.
>>61809087
>you will never watch evangelion for the first time EVER again
>>61809223
I hate you
>>61809235
it's only good when it's not meme topics like the Iraq war.
We all know Tony Blair won't get arrested over it so I don't get why people keep suggesting it
*falls to the ground clutching my knee*
aaarrgghhh!! i've been twatted
>Why yes, I am supporting Andrea Leadsom
>>61809218
>>61809235
THE NHS
>he thinks ANYONE likes him
>>61809223
same
>don't do any overtime
>somehow end up with over 18 hours to spend
>only allowed to take so many full days flexi
>but can take more than that in half days
don't get it. think i might be cheating the system
i dont really mind lisicki
i take him over 'bena easily
>>61809302
chilcott and brexit m8
muh NHS isn't getting a look in for a few weeks
>>61809277
meh England will be fine
you have a lot of proper industries and not just a meme economy based on low tax rates
there is nothing wrong with being muslim
>>61809336
>not realising it's the same person
good evening reddit!
err the government
Total cock up
>>61809348
We're lowering our corporation tax down to 15% hahaha
hmm
essex is being really unlikeable rn.
>>61809229
Three actually
But I don't have nonce flags because I'm not a bent cunt
that does it
am taking a nice big squat in essex (not for the first time haha *audience doesnt really get it but laughs anyway*)
i LOVE being muslim
>>61809348
>you have a lot of proper industries
not after they leave
>>61809402
that's what you're like all the time haha
but people are using my flag so dw x
>>61809365
not an argument
>>61809416
Right, so there's two.
who /hairychest/ here?
*makes a citizens arrest on Tony Blair*
This falconer bloke is a right cunt
>>61809420
are you referring to the dale farm incident you gyppo fuck
>>61809456
yep
>>61809466
no im just *stands up* *audience hoots and hollers* im just saying *dies*
the Kingdom of Essex shall rise again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7be3TGvic0
bangre
>>61809390
why not be a madman and reduce it to 0% like us haha
>>61808967
It is still 7/7.
You do remember lad.
Bismillah Al-Rahman, Al-Rahim [In the name of Allah, the most compassionate, the most merciful]. A powerful chant, it acknowledges, and thanks the Lord for His constant pouring of Divine Love
me on the left
*turns into golden retriever*
woof!
Remove
>>61809533
>Allah, the most compassionate, the most merciful
see I've read some Koran verses and he doesn't seem to be either of those, nice dubs though
>>61809558
would bang your gf tbqh
you know what kingdom shall rise again eh
certainly not mercia
not as long as that yellow fucking craven pussyole running extra flags cowers in fear of autists telling him what flags he's not allowed to have
can you believe theres a dedicated community around it crying about muh meme flags and muh counties
i just want to celebrate my anglo saxon heritage erm so just fuck off really
>>61809426
all depends on the deal they get when they leave
>>61809569
*undresses*
*turns into this*
>>61809622
rare
test
what the fuck is this paki sperg on about
>>61809606
it'll be bad unless they accept free movement of people
>>61809572
he's really worried about his shoe. it's going to get trampled
essex only got the GCHQ thing because he was good looking
Reminder being good looking is the key to life
>>61809661
aw shit. now they are gonna come back for the shoe
having a look
>>61809450
You
>>61809622
2,1,3
>>61809660
stop shilling for the eu you fucking nerd
what a stupid idiot
>>61809614
>implying I'd ever bang a shaggy collie
even us goldies have standards
EU more like pee-yew
>>61809450
me
but i don't want to post my moobs
haha x
>>61809703
>shilling
it's true you mong
>>61809622
1, 4, 3, 2 (clockwise from left)
>>61809717
*whimpers*
>>61809030
Oh fug my ex gf is probably in her last year at Warwick.
Keke. She's probably a conservative too now that I think about it. Private School and that.
cara
>>61809715
Why the fuck are their shoes off.
>>61809786
hidden
have you noticed how all the youtubers pranksers/social experiment channels are all good looking
grrrr i hate men
really think the whole extra flags business is dead bent Tbh
>>61808735
Why is she bright orange, is her dad Hulk Hogan?
>>61809840
*sends you unsolicited dick pic*
>>61809739
>I most likely won't answer srry!
Hmmmmmmm...
>>61809834
why do you think they're so confident? no insecurities and constant positive affirmation growing up
Essex got a job at GCHQ?
>>61809853
*sends you a snapchat of me crying with "delet" carved into my forearm*
>>61809840
that's fine
>day off
>Feel too tired to stay up to even the time i go to bed on a normal day
>>61809893
Why did someone say he did then
>>61809278
I've never watched all of it, only saw a scene with a red ocean and big figures with their arms out, is it any good lad, worth it?
>>61809903
yeah well ive got a day on you ungrateful millennial runt so you can take your fatiguey wiguey complaining and shove it really far up your stupid bum
>>61809923
not sure where this meme started from desu
think it was cornwilly
>>61809834
business idea: this but with a solid 3/10
>>61809924
>AT&T
Ummm...
>>61809739
>42 miles away
into the trash it goes
>>61809834
All their videos are fake. People look at them to see attractive people.
>>61809934
well you could've taken it off and come up to london you miserable git
>>61809924
>Outright refuse to get Facebook
>Can't get Tinder
I just want to see who I match with reeee
going to bed
don't slander my good name too much whilst i'm gone x
>>61809975
i can hardly monitor the nation's communications from a concert hall in bromley can i
>>61810022
just make a fake facebook
>>61810026
nyesy nyes xxx
essex has poo for a brain
>>61810064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfa8W5oMRoY
>>61810026
*Cast aspersions causing everyone to hate you*
>>61810053
It's not even that. I just don't like Facebook.
I can do Instagram, Twitter, Whatsapp and Snapchat but I can't fucking deal with Facebook.
Facebook is a shit website.
>>61810034
clearly you aren't qualified for the job
australians are literally upgraded brits
better country, better looking, better weather, more money
>>61810026
*cucks you in*
>>61810033
that girl does not look legal
>>61810127
>better looking
*pulls out digereedoo*
BAAAAAAAWWWWWZZZZTZTZTZZTTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZZZZZZZZTTTTTT
>>61810124
Nothing stopping you making a fake one still
>>61810172
*bangs sticks together*
>be me at 13
>extremely impressionable due to lack of father and any strong male role models
>happen upon some book called Mein Kampf
>read it from start to finish
>...
>*camera slowly zooms in on my eyes*
>...
>'well that was shit!'
>*picks up nearby copy of the Beano*
>*laughs profusely and proceeds to live long and happy life*
>>61810178
Its not about my profile, my profile is out there for people to see. Its facebook thats the problem.
>>61810127
They are literally the worst Brits that got deported from here for being the drizzling shits
Just got a dj gig offered to me for tomorrow night, shitty little club but easy money.
Going to just make a spotify playlist and then get drunk and shitpost here.
>>61810209
I don't get your problem, you don't have to use it at all
Only your first name has to be real and you can upload photos from your phone to tinder, they don't have to be on facebook anymore
>>61810201
me irl
>>61810168
Screecher of a post
>>61810234
disgusting prick
does britain have cute tomboy girls like in my animes? do you know anime cute tomboy girls?
>>61810234
post pics
>>61810234
post tunes lad
>>61810277
what seems to be the problem?
>>61810282
Cara
>>61810282
>girls
>>61810285
Africa need to rein it in
If they're all dying from diarrhoea and that why the fuck are they churning out so many sprogs
Bit daft
>>61810127
it's filled with criminal Irish and Brits
also I'd rather rain to getting skin cancer twice a week
going out
back soon or not lol
Today's training session lads:
https://youtu.be/LQPESY-pndw
going to bed night lads
>>61810311
your attitude
>>61810127
>more money
That's worth pittance
>island full of criminal Irish and Brits
>better than the UK in every measurable way
really mak u think
>>61810343
Night
>>61810328
>>61810343
adios
Hello lads I'm selling this fine professional fedora portrait titled "Man and His Many Tips"
Here's a watermarked sample
The bidding will begin at £1000
What does middle english sound like to you lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PzRq4jT5E
https://youtu.be/0X2oDRWnqwo?t=1m25s
>>61810362
>>better than the UK in every measurable way
at least we don't have thousands of deadly animals, insect and spiders constantly trying to kill us
>>61810398
*holds phone to ear*
*raises hand*
essex
message me on whatsapp desu senpai, already know who you are in work but don't want to have to make the awkward approach
>>61810306
I'm not even sure on what to play 2bh, it's got to be dancey but the only dance stuff I tend to listen to is 90's shit... Will figure it out I'm sure, chad's will dance to anything once the molly kicks in.
>>61810297
I will try and take some pics.
>>61810359
sorry I guess.
>>61810343
c u soon ;)
Why is the daily mail so shit?
>>61810425
increased biodiversity
>Tory leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom has claimed she would tell Vladimir Putin to "abide by international law" if she becomes Prime Minister.
>When asked how she would deal with a diplomatic incident involving the Russian president, Mrs Leadsom asserted that she would take a hard stance.
SHE'S BONKERS
>>61810362
t. abbo
>this absolute melt is shagging her
Ffs
https://youtu.be/OSaMsBvr608
>essex
>
>message me on whatsapp desu senpai, already know who you are in work but don't want to have to make the awkward approach
Gonna thank /brit/ and /britpol/ for helping me with my collection.
https://youtu.be/5W-uG6eHbJI
>>61810471
Literally all mainstream media is shit unless you are a leftycuck m8
>>61810457
1500 from the man with the phone!
>>61810462
why wouldn't you want to do a proper set?
what's the appeal?
>>61810537
i want to make an extension that does this automatically but i dont know javascript
>>61810537
you can have mine
>>61810586
no idea, fake taxi is better tbqh
Doing a sad
Hello?
>>61810586
I'm assuming it's a """"realistic""""" position that anyone could be found in, interviews and such turning into something more than that but is very unlikely to happen.
>Literally all mainstream media is shit unless you are a leftycuck m8
>>61810612
>>61810586
prefer anime tbqh
>>61810637
Hello Hello, I don't know why you say goodbye but I say hello
scared of dying
>>61810569
Because I have no idea what I'm doing mostly, I keep getting work so I guess I must be doing something right but I'm a fraud and I know it.
belfast lad who offered to go for a pint with me and gave me your skype, give me your skype again cos I forgot to write it down
please respond
>>61810724
how did you get your first gig?
teach us all how to be paid DJs lad
>>61810670
*kicks anime in the mouth*
fuck OFF
just got a warning for posting Björk
>>61810726
the drug taking belfast twat?
>>61810789
yes THE drug taker in belfast
>>61810599
Thanks.
>>61810726
zuluprince19
>>61810409
A mix between French, German and Latin.
>>61810818
has he been on Sky since he got pooperplundered and ragequit?
>>61810821
I cannae handle it, there's too many woes
watching a horror movie set in India
jesus christ do people literally live like rats over there? every outdoor shot has just random people literally hanging from every corner of the screen looking directly at the camera like fucking rabbits
there are whole families just 'living' in the backstreets (not even in any sort of housing ... just all sitting around by a dumpster) and everything ...
jesus how can anyone want to ever even visit a place like that let alone live there?
>>61810752
Worked in a few bars and clubs, got to know some of the bosses and djs etc and sometimes when I was on shift by myself I'd put music on and regulars approved and someone mentioned it to the boss and he was in with his friends drinking one night and one of my playlists was on and it was stuff they'd never heard before and after that they asked if I might fancy doing a dj shift one night and I said yes, a month or so later the dj for after the saturday night band was ill so I agreed to step in at short notice and it went well so I got to cover whenever the regular guys couldn't make it then from that a few other bars asked if I could cover for their usual dj's etc.
How do you lads deal with being sober? I quit drinking every day like a week ago and life is so fucking.... boring. I was so used to just downing 6 cans and instantly feeling great but now I just stare at a screen bored out of my skull
>>61810858
I try not to follow the MSM since it is so full of cucks like him
>>61810977
smoke some weed
>>61810977
welcome to the real world la
>>61810984
Sky isn't bad. there's plenty of reasonable people on it. there are a few obnoxious SJWs on there that unironically think the referendum should be ignored and spend all their time fearmongering about how brexit will be the death of the UK, which is really fucking baseless and annoying to listen to. it's always the women and blacks that say it too
>>61810977
Sober life has always been awful m8. Booze weed or pills has always been needed to get through the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFkHwGcrL0s
choon
iah the lads look like utter runts but they make hardcore bangres
>>61810977
>>61811034
how depressing
>>61810803
>>61810789
Nah don't use 4chan no more went full turbo normie I am the degenerate original Belfast, just stopping by.
Ever do 25i?
>>61810977
Polydrug addiction. Different drug each day so you don't get addicted.
Monday - weed, benzos
Tuesday - weed, pregablin
Wednesday - weed, codeine
Thursday - weed, codeine
Friday - LSD, weed
Saturday - Cocaine, weed
Sunday - alcohol, weed, pregablin for comedown
>>61811071
i've done 2ci and 2cb
no idea what 25i is
>>61811055
see >>61811039 my man
>>61811104
25i nbome
>>61811100
but wouldn't that just get you addicted to weed?
>>61811136
better than being addicted to alcohol
>>61811100
Yeah that's great if you want to physical be the Rollings Stones in their current state by the time you hit your 30s.
>>61810977
nitrous oxide
me in the middle
>>61811111
Was literally at an illegal forest rave three weeks ago with this genre of music playing off my head on coke, mdma, ketamine and xanax. K-holed when I went for a piss and collapsed into a bush and just lay there in bliss, couldn't be arsed getting up. Music was giving me big rushes and I could feel the bass go through me
>>61811125
It's utter shite. My friend died from it. Don't go over 1000ug, 50percent of people die over it.
It just feels like dirty, barely any perception changes, just a body high and heavy visuals and body load, no profound spiritual experiences. Get some LSD or 1p-LSD
>>61811136
Nowt wrong wi that
Choon 2bh
>Nah don't use 4chan no more went full turbo normie I am the degenerate original Belfast, just stopping by.
>>61811151
Don't kid yourself though, it's only a step above it.
>>61810977
>I quit drinking every day like a week ago
why?
For the good of the UK, we need to gas London
did a post
>>>/vg/147763232
>>61811211
>I'll just indirectly quote him with a reaction picture that'll show him!
>>61811227
Fuck off, Mick.
>>61811231
there is nothing wrong with islam
>>61811211
/brit/ is full of normies
(font)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlrqUQImGX4 mike why
so alone lads
>Was literally at an illegal forest rave three weeks ago with this genre of music playing off my head on coke, mdma, ketamine and xanax. K-holed when I went for a piss and collapsed into a bush and just lay there in bliss, couldn't be arsed getting up. Music was giving me big rushes and I could feel the bass go through me
>It's utter shite. My friend died from it. Don't go over 1000ug, 50percent of people die over it.
>It just feels like dirty, barely any perception changes, just a body high and heavy visuals and body load, no profound spiritual experiences. Get some LSD or 1p-LSD
don't know whether to drink while watching tonights game or not
will be more excited watching it pissed no doubt
but then i won't be able to fully appreciate each and every play like i can while sober
decisions decisions decisions
>>61811200
very good lad
>>61811250
>100% Hypocrisy
>>61811231
Racism isn't funny
>>61811278
https://www.goabase.net/festival/the-elysian-circus-2016/89073
>>61811278
why would you get a spiritual experience from drugs what are you the chief of an african tribe lol living in a mud hut lol
>>61811285
I had 3 cans today. How about you, paddy?
>>61811200
I'm still going to try it. 800ug tab is what I have.
Sorry to hear about the friend.
>>61811282
Full replay on Beeb 2 at 00:20
Tell me about your fathers lads.
>>61811356
relaxed, laid back, great guy
>>61811282
Start cutting back as much as you can and not drinking every night.
It's nice to get back down to only needing a few drinks to feel good like when you first started drinking and being able to maintain that. After a short time you can skip drinking for a few nights without going into a horrible panic and feel good about your alcohol stash lasting for so long and not having to go to the store for it so depressingly often.
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