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Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?

Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?

Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?

You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?

Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.

We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
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le beady eyed facist
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How does he sleep at night?
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korean pop
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>holiday to Romania
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Thinking of dinner lads

What should i get?
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G
OUT
V
E

FEMALE PM CONFIRMED
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>Romania

couldn't make it up
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>>61794426
yeah believer was good
this looks a bit le evil white nazis but ill still watch it
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>>61794484
Yeah best just go to shagaluf and Zante wahey lads lads lads
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The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
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>>61794474
on a bed of money earned as a middle east peace envoy

>the irony
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>The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
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>>61794474
Probably on a massive pile of money

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/celebritymoney/article-2167655/Former-PM-Tony-Blair-alleged-earned-80million-2007.html
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>>61794527
>favor
Fuck off yank
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Real edition here :)

>>61794493
>>61794493
>>61794493
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>The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36736777
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>>61794527
hear hear
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Gove eliminated may and leadsom final 2
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UNF
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any TIGHTS
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>Magaluf and Zante?! How dare you suggest I visit such brazen normalfag destinations! Why a sophisticated gentlesir like myself would only go on holiday to beautiful and luxurious nations like that of Romania!
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Got people coming over tonight, going to make the bed in a bit then call it good enough, they already know I live like this.
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>the city of Michael Gove
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>>61794695

need some cheeky GILF mud-wrestling to sort this out i say
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>>61794700
she probably smells like poo
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>you MUST only go to popular holiday destinations or else you are an abnormie failure! Magaluf is the pinnacle of high culture for a socially successful man such as myself and anyone who disagrees is a loser
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bit surprised at how many other norn iron posters there are 2bh
you better not be dirty huns
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ah yes whoever disagrees with me wears a hat, very effective argument
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Say it with me lads

Prime Minister Theresa May
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>>61794815
>Prime Minister Theresa May
never thought I'd say this but I want Cameron back desu
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This is obviously the case with the 'self-made man'; in a society which has lost all sense of tradition the notion of personal aggrandisement will extend into every aspect of human existence, reinforcing the egalitarian doctrine of pure democracy. If the basis of such ideas is accepted, then all natural diversity has to be abandoned. Each person can presume to possess the potential of everyone else and the terms 'superior' and 'inferior' lose their meaning; every notion of distance and respect loses meaning; all life-styles are open to all. To all organic conceptions of life Americans oppose a mechanistic conception. In a society which has 'started from scratch', everything has the characteristic of being fabricated. In American society appearances are masks not faces. At the same time, proponents of the American way of life are hostile to personality.
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>>61794811

look at this hat-wearing mongoloid
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>>61794834
they have almost identical views
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>>61794787
>Probably
There is a chance she doesn't
WAHEYY
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Paul nuttall or Steven woolfe lads?
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*admires me boner and envies the gf*
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Reckon i'd score in the 50s in an IQ test.

I literally do not understand the rules in the questions.
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>>61794739
it literally would take 5 minutes to clear up that desk, lad
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>>61794858
depends who they want to nick votes off

if you want to sap voters from the Labour north then go with nuttal, if you want to sap voters from the middle classes go with woolfe
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>>61794700
>>61794856
REALLY appreciate these posts
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>>61794854
theresa may has been a thorn in my side
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>>61794856
what an awful photoshop
thought indians were good with computers
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>>61794900
I already spent ages today getting it this clean, that's as good as it's getting.
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Hello

I'll be your resident Australian sitting in for this evening
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got a qt black gf
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>>61794894
lmao
it hurts my brain but it's not that hard if you aren't timed
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>>61794894
F

1 x mensa membership please
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>>61794946
alright mate
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>>61794932
It's not a photoshop
https://www.instagram.com/gissydoll/?hl=en
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redpill me on andrea leadsom
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>>61794991
rorke candidate
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>>61794990
I'm saying that specific picture is, not every picture she has you cunt
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>>61794960
lmao
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>>61794991
literally never heard of her till the TV debates

seems like a bit of an airhead to me, all she had to say during the referendum was "take back control make britain great again"
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>girl comes into work feeling very nauseous
>I shake her friend's hand
ah yes, now I get to spend the weekend worrying if I'm going to catch her stomach bug
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>>61794991
Christian fundamentalist who hates the armed forces and is basically Htin Kyaw to Boris Johnson's Aung San Suu Kyi
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Well May's won then

better download as much pornography onto an encrypted drive as you can before she gets in
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any slegs
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Romanian holiday
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>>61795025
it's actually E ;(
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Just booked a 1/2 hour appointment with this tart for 70 quid.

Is this reasonable? never shagged an escort before.
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>I have two personalities
>Nicest person you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
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>>61795059
>encrypted drive
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>>61795070
none left in stock
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>>61795059
The membership will vote for Leadsom
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>After the second MPs' ballot, Home Secretary Mrs May finished with 199 votes, Energy Minister Mrs Leadsom 84 and Mr Gove, the justice secretary, 46.

Any reasonable person would drop out, May's never going to be defeated and making them fight it out just for the sake of it is Corbyn-tier

Can't believe a fortnight ago everyone assumed Johnson would be PM with Gove as his deputy.
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>>61795098
hmm...
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>>61795098
literally don't see the appeal of prozzies
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>>61795098
>1/2 hour
cutting it fine
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>>61795090
yes of course ^_^
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Leadsom will be the next PM

Screencap this
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>>61795101
Gotta love that unbiased BBC
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>>61794722
a few
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Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925

Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
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>>61795111
what's the problem?
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>>61794432

You wouldn't feel so defeated if you had guns
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>>61795206
encryption will soon be illegal

in fact it might already be
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>>61795225
ruh roh
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>>61795178
What do you mean??
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>>61795196
ain't got no time for FIVE polls, la
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>gove fucked over boris for absolutely no reason
ah yes
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>>61795209

ah yes, "guns"

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=55133
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>we live in a world where Trump and May will lead the Anglosphere
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>>61795246
sex takes longer than that
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>you can put your belongings in a box but you cannot put ones and zeros in a box

very much encourages activity from the old noggin if i'm being desu
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>>61795267
wrong, it will be clinton and may which is 100x worse
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>>61795267
you mean hillary and theresa

this will be great
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imagine dying and waking up as this fuckin thing lmao
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>>61795262

all in a day's work
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>>61795262
He thought Boris was unelectable
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>>61794432
>1966
>greatest power on earth
I don't think so. You'll have to go back farther than that grandpa.
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post slegs
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>>61795171
Great, easy sex without having to fuck around chatting a girl up for ages or spending a night around town and feeling like shit the next morning.

Plus, most of them will let you do anything you want to them.
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>Clinton
>Leadsom
>Trudeau
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>>61795267
Trump/leadsom will be this centuries reagan/thatcher
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>>61795334
is this slegs
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going to a gay pride festival on saturday lads

last year was pretty fun
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>>61795350
just have a wank
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Why is everyone assuming May will win it? Does no one realise that the entire Tory membership votes for the leader in the final round? The MP votes count for nothing.
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>>61795334
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*posted an absolute cracker of a post, twiddles thumbs as I wait for the (You)s*
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>>61795266

Beats hiding behind a door and crying to the newspapers about trauma
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>>61795382
need a gf that wears calvins
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>>61795324

a phenomenally stupid american post once again
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>>61795383
FUCK OFF. HOW ABOUT I WANK YOU, YOU FUCKING BENT CUNT!!
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>got 5 day holiday off work
>moving into perfect new flat tomorrow
>because of bank holiday next week and moving into new flat, only counts as formally 1 day off my holiday allowance
>gonna get hammered on stella in bed later and play the ps4 all night

ah yes VERY impressive
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>>61795410
*raises paw*
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>>61795410
or go and see your gf
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>>61795324
Fuck off you stupid fat yank twat
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ree ree normies flee
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WE GUT LARNDEN ON D'IH TRACK
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>>61795433
nice
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>>61795350
half an hour isn't enough time to have sex
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Apparently he is now only worth $1.29 yet not that long ago man city bought him for £49,000,000
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>>61795388
>Why is everyone assuming May will win it?

Because she will. She's new Thatcher and Leadsom just basically admitted she's been lying on her CV for years
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just put £150 on may
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>>61795485
10 minutes is enough you cunt
you're probably one of those faggots who actually enjoys foreplay lmao
just get in and out and fuck off
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>>61795501
you made this joke earlier and nobody got it
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>>61795441
Don't really care for a GF.

There is one girl I like but she is with someone and other than that I'm fine being single and just shagging randoms.
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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/686934/Switzerland-burka-ban-Muslims-banned-wearing-veil-Tessin-region


ah yes, mighty stuff.
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>>61795433
bank holiday? next week? u wot m8
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>>61795433
how can you play games when drunk? im shit at them when drinking

weed on the other hand...
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stop posting pictures of pretty girls it's making me depressed
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>>61795485
i just need 15 minutes max tbqh, la. is that something you picked up reading a slag magazine, you virgin?
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>>61795501
lol

>>61795518
Maybe if you're a fucking bender who doesn't watch footy.
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>>61795530
You'll get there one day Monica.
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>>61795530
not horny? i assumed that's how these work
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>Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has used the Disney film Frozen to defend a tweet condemned as anti-Semitic.

>Mr Trump posted an image of a book for the film displaying a six-pointed star.

>Critics say his recent tweet targeting Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton featured the Star of David, a symbol of Judaism.

>The star included text that read, "Most Corrupt Candidate Ever!" and was placed over Mrs Clinton and a pile of cash.
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>>61795518
I tried a different spin on it this time to make it a bit more obvious
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im QUITE the australia-boo.
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>>61795514
>>61795538
The much-vaunted sex appeal of American women is drawn from films, reviews and pin-ups, and is in large print fictitious. A recent medical survey in the United States showed that 75 per cent of young American women are without strong sexual feeling and instead of satisfying their libido they seek pleasure narcissistically in exhibitionism, vanity and the cult of fitness and health in a sterile sense. American girls have 'no hang-ups about sex'; they are 'easy going' for the man who sees the whole sexual process as something in isolation thereby making it uninteresting and matter-of-fact, which, at such a level, it is meant to be. Thus, after she has been taken to the cinema or a dance, it is something like American good manners for the girl to let herself be kissed - this doesn't mean anything. American women are characteristically frigid and materialistic. The man who 'has his way' with an American girl is under a material obligation to her. The woman has granted a materia! l favour. In cases of divorce American law overwhelmingly favours the woman. American women will divorce readily enough when they see a better bargain. It is frequently the case in America that a woman will be married to one man but already 'engaged' to a future husband, the man she plans to marry after a profitable divorce.
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Politics is more exciting to follow than football
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got quite intimdating penile girth but only average length

hmm
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>>61795514
she might make you do a shower. Not to mention taking your clothes off and putting them back on
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>>61795607
apply yourself. la. that pasta is played af
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purchasing some penis pills lads
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>>61795596
hi :3
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made a religion lads, all circles belong to us
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>There has been a security alert in Parliament after an envelope containing white powder and a racially offensive note was sent to a Muslim peer.
>Lord Ahmed of Rotherham said he opened the envelope in his office and was told to stay where he was as it was treated as a chemical or biological incident.
>The independent House of Lords member said the powder was later found to be harmless.

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
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>>61795677
Don't have any circles, just a (You)
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>>61795409
Don't quite get how I'm stupid in this particular case. The OP posited Britain was the most powerful country on earth 50 years ago (1966). He was clearly mistaken, as both the US and the USSR were more powerful at that point. Maybe if he had said "100 years ago WE WUZ KANGZ" he might have been a little right.
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>have decent sized dick
>always told people its 7 inches
>pretty sure it was just below
>maybe 6 and 1/2
>today
>get a stiffy
>decide to measure it

IT'S BANG ON 7 INCHES.

FUCK YES
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What happened to 4+4chan? Every single board is dead as fuck
Where do the people permabanned from 4chan post now?
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>>61795465
I won't fuck off until you can defend your own soil you decrepit, venerable old shit.
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>>61795764
reddit
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>>61795754
that's average mate
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>>61795764

could start up some real-life shitposting

I like to start shit outside Greggs
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>Work for a millionaire who's a self proclaimed socialist
>Talking to him today about tax
>He says "if you don't want to get taxed so much don't fucking earn so much"
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Choose one lads
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>>61795792
Shut up you silly cunt.
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his coconut gun, fires in spurts
and if it hits, it's gonna hurt
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@61795741
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please explain how one can have satisfactory sex in 30 minutes
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>>61795820
???

did you think it was big lmao
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@61795741

shan't be responding to this
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>>61795703
Wow, he really hates Jews
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feel like i've invested too much in /brit/ la, hoping for a large pay-off soon tbqh
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>>61795824
will?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
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>>61795818
>English style fish & chips
>chips are crinkle cut

Grim. Get the Hungry Man
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>>61795703
>Lord Ahmed of Rotherham

priceless
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next cunt that crosses my path is gonna get his head knocked off
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DK, donkey kong
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>>61795837
first few minutes "hi hello" - 2-3 minutes
next couple of minutes - undress/feeling up - 2-3 minutes
foreplay - 0-10 minutes (depending on your game)
in'nout till completion - 5 minutes tops

still adds up to only 21 minutes or so, la
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got accused of war crimes in londis
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>A soldier recently found himself surrounded by a trio of Islamic State militants as he was trying to drag his injured comrades to safety. Having run out of ammunition, the soldier waited as the three jihadists closed in on him with a hail of gunfire. However, it was the devout militants who quickly realised that their target didn’t even need a gun, considering what he had up his sleeve.

>Thanks to their exceptional ability to produce effective propaganda, ISIS has perpetuated its fighters as skilled and ruthless militants who are undeterred by terror. Although their execution videos seamlessly portray the jihadists as soldiers that would make the Ottoman Empire proud, any service member in the West can see past the gore and special effects right into the cowardly hearts of the wanna-be Muhammadans warriors. In fact, all it takes to obliterate a trio of heavily armed ISIS gunmen is one British soldier and a will against evil.

>“As soon as his ammunition was expended, the IS gunmen tried to storm him,” one SAS source confirmed on Sunday. “As they went to grab him he unsheathed his kukri and began slashing away. He decapitated the first gunman, slit the throat of second and killed another with a third blow. He then sliced away at three others. The IS gunmen fled in panic allowing the SAS soldier to carry the injured men to safety.”
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>>61795913
He got suspended 3 times for giving interviews in Urdu where he claimed the Jews were out to get him.
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on my way home now from nuremburg
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I've read the wikipedia page on radical centrism and realised it's the best form of government lads.
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>>61795990
>kukri

Gurkhas don't count. They're born with cheatcodes enabled
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>>61795990
>the best british soldiers aren't british
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ah yes time to read danny murphy's expert analysis of Germany vs France
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>>61794432

The eternal Anglo would see his own mother to turn a profit. Or flood the nation with Hottentots and Pygmies.
>>
Lads I'm being serious here. Is there currently any young whit male show on the BBC anymore? Really feels like they're banned now.
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>>61796069
Someone's hogging all the Algerians
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>>61796087
there were never any
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>>61795968
>in'nout till completion - 5 minutes tops
HOWLING
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144

http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144

http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144
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>>61796069
It was a gift from a gurkha apparently
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>>61796118
fucking kek
if they were good fighters we'd be shit out of luck
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>>61796062
Gurkhas honestly confuse me, I've met some before and they're all incredibly proud to be part of the British army, and little boys in Nepal literally aspire to be in the British Army and be used as shock troops in our wars, all because some colonial racist decided that Nepalese were a "fighting race".
>>
first time i had sex it went on for two hours then i went soft without cumming
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>>61796134
yeah I'm sure you go for hours right? fuck off
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Why are Anglos shitskins?
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>>61796087
don't know or care
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>>61796177
put your trip back on you absolute disgrace
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>>61796181
no but I go for more than 5 minutes you fucking embarrassment
>>
>>61796173
seems like this assessment was very accurate though
sometimes reality is racist
and in this case it's positive racism so it's okay :^}
>>
any slegs with big jubblies
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>>61796193
It was all dem pooey Romans 2000 years ago.
>>
>>61796062
>>61796069
>the British soldier resorted to plan B — a Gurkha Kukri knife given to him by a British Gurkha soldier.
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>>61796173
Average salary in Nepal is less than 3k a year.

A Private in the UK army makes 18k basic.

I'd be pretty fucking hyped to be a Gurkha too in that situation
>>
pooey lynx lad
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>>61796222
5 minutes of continuous fucking is average. you probably fuck for a minute then rest for 3 and you think you're a le sex god because you can go forever
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>>61796294
>5 minutes of continuous fucking is average

lol
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>>61796193
he either descends from pre-celtic british (who were much darker than the celts) or more recent Mediterranean immigration
>>
>>61796173
you're looking at it the wrong way. imagine coming from a pretty weak small country and all of a sudden a ''superpower'' comes along and says they want to recruit you because they're so impressed
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>>61796263
yeah i know already from >>61796168

amazing to me they all ran out of ammo at the same time
that's mighty amateurish
>>
Once fucked a girl for a good two hours.
>>
just gave the gf 5 minutes of the ol' in n' out
she was going absolutely mental
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>>61796349
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had no appetite for the past week
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>>61796342
took me 10 min to get it up though
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>>61796372
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>>61796332
>The Express reports that a 27-year-old sergeant of the British Army’s Special Air Service was making his way with an Iraqi team through a factory in Fallujah when they were ambushed by ISIS fighters.

He was probably only there as an advisory role,
>>
>>61796173
You must be bemused at all the white British boys not born in poverty who are proud to be used for wars then.
>>
>>61796384
don't really like looking at ugly niggers so i'm going to hide this post
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Fucking creasing at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KRDCWvFi-I
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>>61796424
erm, I've got a black gf and I find this incredibly offensive
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>>61796390
nah i'm talking about isis mate
sincerely doubt any modern european army is amateurish in any way shame or form
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>>61796484
isis are a joke, they think they have god on their side though

shame there's no such thing as god haha
>>
>>61796484
shape or form*

fuck you brain
>>
The Indian army also has Gurkha units but they can't be racist as they're brown.
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>>61795741
He's quoting an Oswald Mosley speceh that was given in the 1930s you fucking stupid mong.
>>
So where do the instagram models like >>61794856 get the money for range rovers and Amg Mercs?
>>
>>61796484
alri rasheed habeeb mohammad
>>
>>61796427
>12th
why
>>
>>61796516
Edgy
>>
the breading on these nuggets isn't quite adhering
>>
>>61796484
the british solider ran out of ammo not isis?
>>
hmm ah yes
heh heh
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>>61796525
the bank haha

nah only joking I dunno haha
>>
>>61796424
>>61796445


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp3eVeUYrXw
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>>61796545
are nuggets also tendies ?
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>>61796525
There's a reason instagram models have an email for contact yet never do any proper modeling gigs. They escort for betas/rich dudes willing to pay an arm and a leg.
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>>61796525
arabian princes hire them for sex
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>>61796532
did you even read my post you dumb yank

>>61796516
doesn't seem to help much with bravery either

>>61796548
but then i don't understand why the three people he didn't kill out of the six didn't shoot him either immediately or after having ran a small distance
>>
>>61796576
no you fucking mong, tenders are not nuggets
>>
Reminder that the green belt serves a valuable purpose.
>>
so called
>>
>>61796580
>>61796577
Ah

I wouldn't mind some rich arab lad destroying me for an overfinch rangerover
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>captcha asks you to select images of sandwiches
>pictures of burgers
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>>61796599
had no idea tendies was short for tenders or that tenders means strips
>>
>>61796629
americans call burgers sandwiches sometimes
>>
>>61796613
ISLAMIC STATE
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>>61796664
no we don't
>>
the so-called conservative party
>>
>>61796629
>A hamburger (or cheeseburger when served with a slice of cheese) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun. Hamburgers may be cooked in a variety of ways, including pan-frying, barbecuing, and flame-broiling. Hamburgers are often served with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, onion, pickles, and condiments such as mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, and chiles.[1]

Stay mad
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>>61796710
>mad

fuck off yank
>>
>>61796743
>>
might start obeying islamic law for the craic
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>>61796695
yes you do
why do Americans always deny things about them that are demonstrably true?
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All this Yankposting is tempting me to order a burger desu.
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>UK votes to leave the EU
>new PM will either be Theresa May, a person who openly backed the Remain campaign
>or Andrea Leadsom who as late as 2013 said “I’m going to nail my colours to the mast here: I don’t think the UK should leave the EU. I think it would be a disaster for our economy and it would lead to a decade of economic and political uncertainty at a time when the tectonic plates of global success are moving.”
So we've left the EU only to be left with the choice of two pro-EU candidates as PM. Great.
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>>61796804
it just keeps getting better honestly
>>
>Germany is considering toning down it's Oktoberfest in an attempt to improve relations between native and migrant citizens #Oktober16
Oh deary deary me. Wish I was an EU memeber!
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>>61796804
>>
>math
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>>61794471
sershlad is back?

i thought you became a normie
>>
>>61796853
>it just keeps getting better honestly
In a way it does. Things are becoming more and more ridiculous as each day goes by.
>>
>>61796916
>math
fuck off yank
>>
Government Idea:

No political parties, everything is dealt with on a local level. You elect local leaders into a council every 5 years and the council runs the local area.

There is an overarching government that only concerns itself with the economy and national defence.

The overarching government is run by a council, this council is made up of a nominated person from key areas, military, economy, industry, law, human rights, philosophy etc. Each area nominates a leader to the council and they rule for life.

Everything is voted for via direct democracy
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just tried to explain the concept and appeal of karen to the wife lads

not quite sure she understood
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>>61797008
Runt.
>>
>>61797004
do you know what a coup is lad?
>>
>>61797004
ah yes, can't wait for shariah law to be put into place in a few areas.
>>
>>61797004
sounds like an awful idea

>for life

wtf how can that be a good idea?
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>>61796941
>>61796989
It's from the bird you dip
>>
>>61797047
If you don't like the way an area is run you vote with your feet and leave. Eventually only the well run areas will have people in them. This encourages the local council to run the area well.
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>>61797068
fuck off yank
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>>61797004
>There is an overarching government that only concerns itself with the economy and national defence.
So, everything?
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Brexit made animu and waifu pillows more expensive lads.

Was it worth it?
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>Government Idea:

>No political parties, everything is dealt with on a local level. You elect local leaders into a council every 5 years and the council runs the local area.

>There is an overarching government that only concerns itself with the economy and national defence.

>The overarching government is run by a council, this council is made up of a nominated person from key areas, military, economy, industry, law, human rights, philosophy etc. Each area nominates a leader to the council and they rule for life.

>Everything is voted for via direct democracy
>>
>>61797075
No you dumb leftist cuckold. How about a method that ensures not one grain of England's land will be under Shariah Law.
>>
>>61797110
fuck off weeb twat
>>
>>61797054
Was she raped by Xerxes or something?
>>
>>61797110

good thing I'm tucked up in my bunker with my emergency waifu pillows
>>
>>61797053
Because in a normal democratic 5 year system you get the PM trying to do something for 5 years and then the next candidate spends 5 years doing the exact opposite.

Plus 5 years is not long enough to get anything done.

By being appointed for life, 1. It makes the various areas really fucking think who they want to nominate. 2. Lets people pour their life into one specific thing.
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>>61797041
>>
>>61797075
>If you don't like the way an area is run you vote with your feet and leave.
What if they're all run badly? Realistically, people would just leave the poor council for the rich council, leading to ever increasing wealth disparities and no political choice.
>>
>>61797075
ah yeah mate sure people surely have no obligation to stay in one area. business owners? fuck em. old people? just drive away lmao
>>
>61797159
Don't reply to me.
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>>61797110
Can't be helped, can't get off the Nendo train.
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>>61797004
>>61797075
A CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT IS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE
RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH ZERO TOLERANCE
NATIONS SHALL MIX AND MATCH THE UNIQUE ALLOWED THOUGHT
DISSIDENTS WILL BE PURGED

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>
>>61797177
>>
Does anyone remember Harlem Shake? That was such a great meme haha
>>
>>61797134
>leftist
How did this become a catch all term for everything bad?
>>
business idea: system of government based on strange women in ponds throwing swords at people
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>>61797159
>little swiss flags
>a fucking medpack
>first aid lad
>>
mate keeps asking me if I want to shag his gf in a semi-jokey way but he's said it so many times now i'm not sure if he's joking
>>
>>61797156
yeah dictatorships have always turned out well desu
>>
>>61796804
>Theresa May, a person who openly backed the Remain campaign
no she didn't. u thick ?
>>
5 years isn't long enough for anyone to change the country because they're only concerned about getting re-elected in 5 years time.

You need people that serve for their entire life so there's some accountability.

Obviously vote of no confidence would be possible and if enough of the public wanted you gone, you'd be gone. It's not a dictatorship.
>>
business idea: no government and no elected leaders. we just sort out problems ourselves.

no pakis either.
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>>61797177
>>61797205
I will reply to who i want, when i want. I will post karen anywhere without persecution.
>>
>>61797241
howling like a lonely wolf at this
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>>61797154
>>
>>61797258
it's called enlightened despotism
>>
Leadsom is basically the right-wing Corbyn in terms of electability
>>
>>61797299
anime is a bit gay lad. it's meant for 12 year old japanese kids innit
>>
>>61797365
have you ever noticed how people are dissatisfied with the prime minister after 10 years?
>>
An absolute monarchy with heredity ascent is LITERALLY the best form of government as long as the monarch is just, not a cunt and works to make the country better.

It's why Plato said that monarchs should be "philosopher-kings"
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we should join the norwegian union
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Ate one of these with me sammich, literally in tears
>>
>>61797299
I enjoy your posting
>>
>>61797449
i studied philosophy
vote for me lads
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>>61797265
>I believe it is clearly in our national interest to remain a member of the European Union.
>Remaining inside the European Union does make us more secure, it does make us more prosperous and it does make us more influential beyond our shores.
>And I want to emphasise that I think we should stay inside the EU not because I think we’re too small to prosper in the world, not because I am pessimistic about Britain’s ability to get things done on the international stage.
>>
>>61797448
everybody seems dissatisfied with the prime minister all the time
>>
was gonna post my tim farron gimmick but then I remembered one kind anon pointed out that it was shit and no one liked it

dodged a bullet there
>>
>>61797449
>as long as the monarch is just, not a cunt and works to make the country better.

Unrealistic conditions

There's a reason democracy (the best form of government) puts so many constraints on power

The best government is that which governs the least
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>>61797406
You'll speak when spoken too, yank.

>>61797486
Keep up the good fight
>>
>>61797449
philospher kings aren't hereditary. they were supposed to seize power from hereditary leaders
>>
my nipples are becoming hairier.

not sure if i like this. i enjoy being a hairless otter-mode twink
>>
>>61797535
Proofs
>>
>>61797509
>The best government is that which governs the least
Not the guy you're replying to but I disagree.

A government which governs the least is Libetarianism which is a shambles.

Democacy is the best form of government and it needs to play a big role in a socially just society.
>>
We live in a country where the repercussions of being five minutes late to the job centre are worse than lying to the country to go to war
>>
>>61797519
If it's not hereditary ascent then the monarch has no incentive to run the country well, as he's not giving it to his children.
>>
business idea: attend orthodox church
>>
i have the charisma of a damp rag
>>
>it's a students and NEETs discuss politics episode

ah right

in a bit
>>
>>61797598
lol
>>
someone make a karen edition
>>
>>61797597
pretty easy to make girls wet then
>>
>>61797593
he's giving it to his children regardless of how well it's run. he literally can't be removed except by a coup

you have a weird conception of accountability.
>>
>>61797597
and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk?
>>
>>61797593
>the monarch has no incentive to run the country well
He doesn't. His incentive is his self-interest not the collective interest.
>>
why do your legs hurt straight after you stop walking, but then stop hurting after you start walking
>>
>>61797678
me as an old man
>>
found a pornstar that looks like a 10/10 version of my ex gf lads

excuse me for 5 minutes
>>
>>61797593
his love for the people and the nation state
>>
>Taking to my boss at work having a laugh (who is a millionaire btw)
>I'm complaining about inheritance tax
>He believes in inheritance tax because "Let's just not have inheritance tax and keep all the money in the 6 richest families in the world shall we".
>I say I don't like inheritance tax because I'm going to be effected by it
>He asks me "You agree that the government needs to raise money don't you, where should the government get money instead".
>I say "Maybe they should just waste less"
>He laughs and says "You really are a fucking tory boy aren't you".

What did I say that is particularly tory or even right wing? I just said something that was common sense? I don't even support the tories.
>>
>>61797717
>his love for the people and the nation state
What if the monarch doesn't have this? What will prevent tyranny and injustice without a rule of law?
>>
>>61797685
has to do with those little fairies in your muscle
when they are tired from riding tiny cycles to make you walk they feed on your flesh
but can't do both
>>
>>61797732
bantz, la, sweet bantz
>>
Creasing at this hahahaha bloody Chinese

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36706591
>>
>>61797732
maybe you should suggest savings to your elected officials instead of having doing this conversation if you're so smart.
>>
>>61797732
Hahaha absolutely blew you out the water you silly tory cunt
>>
kind of miss when I didn't have a girl on my kind constantly
>>
>>61797732
You really are a fucking tory boy aren't you
>>
>>61797732
>lmao let's not tax people for x reason

typical tory you homo
>>
>>61797732
Inheritance tax is flawed because the actual rich people who it's designed with in mind just use loopholes and don't bother paying it
>>
I have the miasma of a wank rag
>>
>>61797791
He doesn't like inheritance tax because it's going to effect his inheritance?
>>
>>61797832
>>
you ever put a plug up your bum , pulled your trousers up and went about your day ?
>>
>>61797783
what the fuck is wrong with them hahahahaha
>>
>>61797843
B I T G A Y
I
T
G
A
Y
>>
>>61797795
We're already saving money it's called austerity.
>>
>>61797843
Did ya smell it later, la?
>>
>>61797761
his moral upbringing
>>
>>61797783
Imagine if two chinese people took a selfie on a doorstep.
>>
>>61797832
He's pointing out that effect is incorrect and affect is the correct term.
>>
>>61797783
>>61797858
It happened to a restaurant somewhere in the UK too

basically their version of google sometimes puts up tourist recommendations and naturally, a billion people flood there instantly
>>
doing a change of background
>>
>>61797914
What if despite having a moral upbringing, he doesn't care about the people or the country? What will protect people from tyranny and injustice?
>>
settling down
>>
>>61797843
Bender
>>
>>61794493
>>61794493
>>61794493
nouveau fil
>>
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Sweden is censoring the Daily Mail haha
>>
>>61797980
no
>>
>>61797968
how could it be possible for a moral upbringing to produce an immoral man?
t. Socrates
>>
>>61797980
don't fucking go there
>>
Business idea: only people who don't want to be politicians can be politicians
>>
>>61797997
Because he disagrees with the teachings he was given? Or doesn't care? Or has his own version of morality contrary to the teachings? A million different reasons.
>>
>>61797997
>t. Socrates

t. Plato
>>
Deutsche Bank will be the next Lehman Brothers

screenshot this
>>
new
>>61798141
>>61798141
>>61798141
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