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maisie edition
Thinking of getting PhraseExpander software
muslim gonna pop
>>61798060
What happens when he conquers turkey and Iran
>>61798154
lads
Why not just get a computer to lead the country that's always programmed to do the right thing? That's what everyone seems to be wanting.
They want an all powerful monarch that can cut through the bullshit, but can't be a tyrant.
So just program a computer that literally can't be a tyrant.
>>61798154
When I read this meme, I don't understand it. It is not a good meme to read.
just put peanut butter in my coffee
>>61798286
Long live the King
Happy Bungie Day, lads.
really enjoyed the revenant
native americans & american history is fascinating
Literally gonna have my own house by the end of the month lads.
How should I decorate it? I've never decorated anything or bought anything even slightly ornamental because there would be no point when you're living in student dorms.
Business idea: power to the people nobody runs the country
Did somebody order a Chinese?
>>61798379
I rather liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1qIV3WXZFE
>>61798379
I quite enjoy yank cowboy history tbf
>went out and did an una vela a few times
>hayfever out the ass
>itchy eyes and nose, sneezing
Not good guys
>continental """""banter"""""
https://politicalscrapbook.net/2016/07/lithuanian-mep-to-run-for-ukip-leadership-as-a-pro-eu-candidate/
Besides immigration, there was no good reason to leave the EU.
>>61798379
Then watch Ken Burns' documentary on Lewis and Clark, m8
>>61798306
the fuck is "the right thing"
>>61798438
get stuffed
>>61798401
If you mean the food....no
If you mean a trafficked school girl..........also no
Get the hell off landlord's my property
where can i find a girl in the UK who idolizes Morrissey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TndBViTADMI&ab_channel=RHINO
>>61798387
Samurai swords and bonsai trees.
>>61798417
>>61798411
>positive comments when talking about films
wow am I on reddit or 4chan
>An insurance company keeps ringing me up saying they're calling me "on behalf of my new landlord" saying that I "need" to take out home insurance which is £60 a month.
I've managed to avoid their calls so far but they keep leaving voice mails. There's nothing about this in the contracts I've signed, should I just ignore them?
political idea: ban all poetry because it steers young men from good
Who /staines/ here
>>61798306
>programmed to do the right thing
This would be defined by the programmers though. So programmers determining what the computer does. Hardly different to voters determing what the government does.
>>61798502
call your landlord and ask, otherwise it's a complete scam
yet to see any reason why a moral upbringing would fail to make a moral man
>>61798460
It's true. All of the stuff about trade deals and EU red tape was bullshit.
>>61798502
Ignore em mate.
Had someone call me about my new BMW I just bought and wanted to sell me insurance.
And no I don't have a BMW.
Talk to your landlord.
Can I post if Maisie is my bongfu?
Andrea's Blog Posts - A Tory mum's recipe for a perfect British society - 20 SEP 2006
Take one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;
Mix with a jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
Stir in a pinch of traditional Asian modesty;
Whisk with two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;
Serve on a bed of East European work ethic;
And enjoy with a full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!
There is a serious point here - we in the so called 'Western civilisations' have so much to learn from other cultures, and they would stand to gain so much by learning from ours. We don't have all the answers - far from it... but nor do any other culture or religion. It's only by mutual respect, a willingness to learn and the courage to live together that we will build a better life for our children.
Am I a normie if I've never had a gf but shagged 10 different women?
>>61798467
The north or London..
Try Manchester. Great place to visit.
>>61798616
No of course not you abnormie loser
>he rents
>>61798588
I already explained it, you fucking autist. They don't give a shit about what they were taught or they disagree with it or the opportunity for avarice overrides their good nature.
There's a million and one fucking reasons for doing bad despite receiving a good upbringing.
>>61798616
Explain the circumstances of your shagging
'ello chum
manchester is probably the worst place I've been to in the UK (although I haven't been to Birmingham)
>>61798643
>They don't give a shit about what they were taught or they disagree with it or the opportunity for avarice overrides their good nature.
don't see any reason why this would happen
>>61798602
She was on Newnight with Paul Krugman once and it was hilarious how she didn't understand that government cutting spending would cut back demand even further making the recession worse.
The bitch is literally Pre-Keynesian.
>>61798673
i only really saw the centre but it was quite nice there desu
>>61798454
A simple calculation for a computer.
It would use a calculation that takes in all the variables and look at how every response would effect people's lives.
The response that effects the least people's lives in a negative way, while effected the most people's lives in a positive way is the correct choice.
>>61798673
>(although I haven't been to Birmingham)
don't bother
>>61798637
Rent from my mum. Better the money goes to her than some rando landlord Jew.
>>61798616
FOTNT
Conservative member here
Who should I vote for?
Tried to play a racing sim but then I remembered I can't even drive IRL and I keep spinning out before I even finish a single lap haha what am i like
>>61798721
In.
*drops my gay card*
>>61798662
Tinder hookups (2)
Fwbs (4)
One night stands (4) Uni is ripe for this
they out here killing us cuz
Business idea: develop an algorithm to determine which faggot will respond and give you a (You) back
>Conservative member here
>>61798616
same as you desu
>>61798602
>respect authority
.....
>freedom of invidual
Oh I see, she's just a Thatcherite. Her defiition of freedom of individual is freedom to starve while respecting authoritiy.
>Checked my email inbox
>Email from landlord saying what I need to provide before I can get the keys
>Copy of Tenants Contents / Liability Insurance Schedule (PLEASE NOTE: Liability Insurance is compulsory and a copy will be required prior to keys being released)
What the fuck? It was never agreed that I would pay any insurance and I this was not detailed in the contract. Can I just tell them to fuck off?
What about saying I'm religiously opposed to insurance? (This is actually a legit thing)
>>61798772
Normie!!!!!!!!!! R3eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>61798770
*convicts you of pederasty and hangs you from the gallows*
ahh, from the time when Britain was manly
They should really bring back iron maidens and the iron stretcher device.
>>61798686
>I don't see why things that weren't supposed to happen would end up happening
Yea you're just a troll. 0/10
>>61798823
if it's not in the contract tell them to fuck off
hmm
Flatmate is cooking and it smells shit
>>61798823
is it in the contract? is it in the most recent housing act? If no to both he can fuck off (assuming you've both signed the contract)
>>61798721
Theresa
hold up gona hold a trial referendum
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689739
Wild Moggs
>>61798823
you need to be liable for your own shit so the lardlord ain't mah negro
reminder that you're just one person out of 7 billion and your problems don't mean anything
What happened to desustorage?
Don't tell me another archive has crashed with no survivors
>>61798858
literally just rehashing Republic you spastic
read a book
>>61798881
>>61798888
What if they say "ok then I'm not renting to you".
What leg do I have to stand on?
I've already paid money to have an internet connection installed there and taken out a contract for gas and electric that lasts till 2017. There's no way that I can not move into that property.
>>61798918
What is this from?
>>61798951
it's still up, just the URL changed to something I can't remember
going to get my hair cut in a bit
can't really be arsed dealing with the peng birds that work in there Tbh not looking my best today
Genuinely curious, why does anyone visit England? When I did my eurotrip it was by far the least enjoyable and interesting of the Western European countries.
>>61798951
it changed domains to cuckchan.org
>>61798946
This is actually key motivation for me
>>61798918
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q
>>61798946
don't believe you
>>61798967
the leg called a contract
>>61798928
The contract I signed says I'm liable for damage to the property. But that doesn't mean I need insurance. I can pay out my own pocket.
>>61798989
Everybody's gonna be happy, which means you and me, my love.
lads, thoughts?
I want to play Pokemon GO but it keeps crashing on my phone. :c
>>61798967
>What leg do I have to stand on?
a signed contract
reminder councils don't do credit or bank statement checks before they give you a house and you're a literal dupe if you don't claim to be homeless so you can save loads by only paying a fraction of a private sector rent.
I am a scouser.
Fuck anyone who says Thatcher was 'based'
My father worked in a coal mine. He lost his job because of her. Then he died of lung cancer because she didn't provide NHS funding for him. Then helost his season ticket with Liverpool because she installed CCTV cameras that caught him fighting Chelsea fans (or Thatcher Blues as they call themselves). Then he got broken arm because she paid for the Chelsea fans to train so they could batter Liverpool fans. Then he had to get a bus to the FA Cup Semi at Hillsborough because he couldn't hail a taxi with his broken arm. Then he had to stay at a Travelodge with a bunch of Nottingham Forest fans because he couldn't afford the hotel the Liverpool lads were at. Then he got attacked at the hotel because he loudly shouted 'FUCK THATCHER' but accidentally said FUCK THOREST and they attacked him. Then he died at Hillsborough because she didn't sell him a ticket outside the ground and he had to sneak in. Then I had to campaign for justice for 25 years. Which meant I have never had a job and have to live on benefits.
RIP Dad, YNWA. JFT96.
>tfw you can't find tabs for that song you want to play
>>61799049
pizza
>>61799017
>>61799055
I think I've only signed an "application form" and paid an application fee.
The email says I will be signing the contact when I collect the keys.
>I want to play Pokemon GO
>>61799049
the wife's son
The plane scene is unironically a great source of comfort, strength, and happiness for me. It actually has a positive effect on my life
>>61799069
how do i do this trick
teach me your ways master
>>61798823
Kek, this dream flat you were moving into has gone tits up lad.
frogs or jerries lads
>>61799130
bit gay
>>61799131
jerries
>5'7
>14 stone
>skinnyfat
>can't get a gf because not confident
>>61799104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28oHjNm7M0
>>61798991
Why did you?
cheated on the gf again lads
>>61799165
>>5'7
>>14 stone
>>skinnyfat
more like oebse
>>61799122
phone them tomorrow in hysterics telling them your father threatened to beat you up and you don't earn enough money to rent a place of your own.
disclaimer: this might be fraud
>>61799049
looks like a chimpanzee
>the janny
>>61799165
that's full on obese you weapon
Worried I'll get fat as i get older
>>61799165
did you seriously put your weight in stones, you fucking dumbass?
>>61799212
most of it is because of my high yield gains
>>61798918
What's going on here?
>>61799165
>>5'7
>>14 stone
holy fuck
>>61799240
>American education
>>61799181
*raks off*
How much more per year does it cost to live in London, compared to somewhere like Oxford or Edinburgh?
>>61799240
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>61799165
>skinnyfat
>>61799263
I knew what you meant, fatass
>>61799277
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=United+Kingdom&country2=United+Kingdom&city1=London&city2=Oxford
>>61799165
>5'4
>10 stone and 4 pebbles
>athletic
>can't get gf because of disinterest and i'm probably mentally ill
>>61799277
50 quid
15 stone at 5'4 lads, skinnyfat mode engaged
>>61799203
thought you had been eaten by the lynx haha
where can I find a fat slag with no self esteem that I can mould into my obedient fucktoy through prolonged emotional abuse
i've tried londis
>>61799277
My mate earns £15k a year and he lives in Central London no problem.
>>61799292
>ass
fuck off yank
>>61799310
>>5'4
>Icelander
Christ. When I visited it seemed you were all fucking 6'2+
>>61799277
sick squid
Lads I was in a fight yesterday and my left hand is still bleeding abit should I go to the doctor?
>>61799165
5'7 and 14 stone is straight up obese you mong
im 5'9 and skinny fat and im 10 fucking stone
>>61799310
>scandinavian
>under 6 feet
>>61799333
newcastle
>>61799277
I make 32 grand a year and I can comfortably afford rent and bills no problem
>>61799330
me and my mates are going out to hunt it tonight
>>61799367
go see a doctor
>>61799338
The Frodos are always NEETs posting on 4chan that rarely go out
>>61799333
where can i find a cute girl with no self esteem?
Have scars along the bottom of my back that I have no recollection of ever getting. They just seemed to appear overnight.
>>61799304
Cheers lad.
>>61799334
That's alreet then, job I've just applied for is £30k. Maybe I could live like he does for a year and put £15k into the piggy bank.
>>61799400
Any savings?
>>61799367
where abouts on your hand? post a pic
>being over 9 stone
christ, get on a treadmill
5'2 and 20 stone
they call me 'the boulder'
>>61799376
Genuinely scared about Theresa May being PM lads
5'1 and 18 stone here with a 4 inch willy
>>61799425
kinky
>>61799338
yeah, i'm special like that. i actually know a guy who's 50 cm taller than me
>>61799438
Why? She's the best choice 2bh
>>61799400
>32 grand
>a year
could literally make that in a day if i felt like it
an old man who was an artist in his day said to me earlier
"and what's your skill? are you skilled in anything?"
the only thing i could come up with was table tennis
>>61799410
you're going to die
>>61799437
>being the same length vertically and horizontally
fuck me
>>61799425
Meow ;)
4'9.5 and 19 stone here, hate being skinny fat
>>61799456
my gf on the far right
>>61799438
She will be in 3 months.
>>61799457
She bans things she doesn't like. Tyler, The Creator was banned from entry into the UK because his songs have upsetting lyrics to feminists. She bans porn on the regular. She wants ISPs to hold onto viewing records etc.
The UK will be a police state soon lad.
>>61799438
Leadsom would be even worse.
3" and 30 stone here, I can barely afford rent and bills
>>61799457
>DANE
She's Orwellian is what she is.
Other than cabinet experience every single criticism you can make about Leadsom you can also make about May.
>>61799501
you jammy cunt
>>61799456
are you thai or lower class?
>>61799428
I don't really make 32 grand a year haha you were meme'd from the start
can't work our whose story is more tragic, poleaboo's or janny's
poleaboo's has a surreal shakespearean quality to it but janny's is a very bleak and depressing indictment of the modern world we live in
>>61799449
>>61799485
not really funny tbqh, they've been there for about a year now. if i ever go to a beach i'm going to be stared at.
247 stoned here ama
1 stone here
literally just a sentient rock
fags >>>/b/882713312
>>61799532
Why?
>>61799539
upper class blonde icelander
Just proposed to the gf. A bit worried as I've been sort of exaggerating my income by a bit.
>>61799535
Leadsom is a religious nut
>>61799549
Poleaboo's would be tragic if he wasn't a complete arse, and blind to his being an arse
>>61799552
stretch marks? you made any height or weight gains recently?
these lads come up to your girlfriend with you while your leaving work and say they want to bukkacake her, she starts crying.
what do you do?
>>61799580
In a time where homosexuals are allowed to blow eachother in public without being punished and muslims are allowed to rape freely because of the hue of their skin some morality is needed.
>>61799552
they clearly aren't self harm scars which makes them sexy and mysterious to people, I'd imagine
>>61799608
baby faces
LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDZjsNCcKkY
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
>>61799608
thought they were rugby players or something from the thumbnail but then I opened it and it's just 5 benders I could deck with my eyes closed
>>61799608
I like to bukka cake too. Might bukka coffee cake this weekend
>>61799612
>In a time where homosexuals are allowed to blow eachother in public without being punished and muslims are allowed to rape freely because of the hue of their skin
None of this is true though
>>61799608
lot of estrogen in this image
>>61799425
they are stretch marks
are you fat ?
>>61799608
pretty sure 2 and 4 are the same fucking person
>>61799676
>Brighton
>Rotherham
>>61799575
She's a completely nobody with Yank-tier views.
>>61799608
I thought that was the All Blacks and I nearly shit myself
But it's not so I tell them to fuck off
>>61799580
Leadsom said she won't deny that God has directly spoke to her lol
>>61799612
No these things are illegal.
>>61799703
I was severely disappointed when I got to Brighton
>People say landlords are parasites
>Make no mention of rental agencies
At least a landlord is providing you with something. What the fuck do rental agencies do apart from charge you endless "fees" for doing fuck all?
£150 I paid for them to press print on a document.
>>61799549
tim's tale has a certain greco roman tragedy to it, the struggle of him and the dentist is machievalian.
Kev's story on the other hand is also a tale of tragedy and a man who's been dealt a bad hand.
>>61799601
not really, no. steadied my height quite early on.
>>61799696
>le all white people look the same meme
fuck off racist
>>61799728
>Leadsom said she won't deny that God has directly spoke to her lol
You can't have people like that in charge of anything
>>61799655
my gf on the center ri... hang the fuck on who's that cunt with his arm around her??
>>61799696
they're twins, and they work at the s*n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-CPZDSsRk
coming up with a big list of reasons to keep living
haven't got anything yet
>>61799561
>>61799568
omfg
how are you even alive???
>>61799717
Britain could learn a great deal from the United States
>>61799080
laughed
>>61799765
your good mates on /brit/?
>>61799734
Had to write & negotiate contract too. Had to do all the admin with the DPS. Had to spend time and effort finding you to rent the place at all
Well right as we can see Leadsom has the mongoloid Rorke vote
>>61799765
My list is:
Anime
Manga
Japanese 2D gay porn games
1'1 and 3 stone here, I am in fact little more than a head in a jar
>>61799734
Owning land and rening it out is parasitical though.
You never produced that land but you're earning income off of it. That's how parasites work. They don't produce, they take.
>>61799765
girls
what should i do for dinner lads?
>>61799823
Rasheed
>>61799832
exquisite post
>>61799832
AROOOOO
>>61799849
don't think you'd be saying that if you had excess income and decided to purchase property for the sake of renting it out
>>61799863
heinz canned beans
>>61799544
If you're over the age of 18 and you're not on at least £32k per year then it is YOU who has been memed.
>>61799814
>Had to
the landlord can just do all this themselves. Most places I've rented the lanlord just comes around once a month and asks for the cash.
Why do so many of these retarded "middle men" exist in Britain that do fucking nothing but get in the way of two people making a deal?
>>61799754
I agree.
I always used to criticise David Cameron. Now I just wish he would stay on. Whoever comes next is so much worse.
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful
Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds, The Beneficent, the Merciful. Owner of the Day of Judgment,Thee (alone) we worship; Thee (alone) we ask for help. Show us the straight path, The path of those whom Thou hast favoured. Not (the path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.
>>61799549
Can someone greentext both stories pls? I'm behind the times clearly.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PIRATE PRIDE WORLWIDE
>>61799849
>waaah, I'm a fucking failure so no one should be allowed to succeed
leftist idiot the post
>think Cameron was a good PM
children OUT
>>61799896
Why does the land have value in the first place? The local community (households and businesses) give it that value through their activity. They should earn the income from the land not a private class of landlords who aren't producing anything for tha community but are taking income away from it.
>>61799909
Landlord has an actual job usually, so subcontracts the agency to do shit they're good at and he isn't.
Or he is financially stable and just doesn't want the hassle of doing the renting himself to get in the way pf his retirement at the ripe old age of 38
At first I was like..
>>61799909
estate agents reduce search costs and administrative costs
of course with the internet estate agents are nearly obsolete
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689971
WARNING: YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS POLL IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE YEARS 1990-1996.
EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF.
Who else gonna pull this weekend?
Of those messengers, some of whom We have caused to excel others, and of whom there are some unto whom Allah spake, while some of them He exalted (above others) in degree; and We gave Jesus, son of Mary, clear proofs (of Allah's Sovereignty) and We supported him with the holy Spirit. And if Allah had so wiled it, those who followed after them would not have fought one with another after the clear proofs had come unto them. But they differed, some of them believing and some disbelieving. And if Allah had so willed it, they would not have fought one with another; but Allah doeth what He will. (253) O ye who believe! spend of that wherewith We have provided you ere a day come when there will be no trafficking, nor friendship, nor intercession. The disbelievers, they are the wrong-doers
what's for dinner lads
>>61799984
Well maybe landlords put money back into the economy through their consumtpion
>>61799964
>I should earn income without producing anything
No friend, it is you who is a leftist.
I want people to earn more by producing and exchanging things. Not taking what was given free of charge (land) and renting it out.
>>61799993
And then I was like..
>>61799984
Bizarro Rorke
A fortnight ago Boris was going to be PM and Gove would be his deputy PM
A fortnight ago we were storming out of the EU, never to look back
A fortnight ago Andrea Leadsom was a literal who, akin to pre-election Corbyn or pre-murder Cox.
What a fucking fortnight
>>61800024
15 of that
>>61800027
So they should be able to consume goods and services without producing any goods and services for others?
Literally parasitical behaviour.
Being a landlord is like being on the dole. In fact it's worse.
>>61799999
just want to point out little britain was very overrated
Ladies and gentlemen, Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
>>61800035
But then I just thought fuck it
>>61799999
I've only ever heard of Little Britain, I didn't vote though since I've never seen it
>>61800031
Land isn't free. at some point it was all claimed with coin or force.
>>61799999
asdfg x5
>>61800031
Fuck off you delusional butthurt idiot. How old are you?
>>61800052
Our girl's done well.
Great thing is, Theresa can't play the gender card because she's up against another vagina person.
>>61800052
Now we're staying in and the slag is making us a nanny state.
Based Boris! Selling us out!
>>61800038
>Bizarro Rorke
Nothing bizarre about what I'm saying.
Land Value Taxation has been advocated by every economist from Adam Smith to Milton Friedman.
>"The West has a consistent urge to see our Arab world stumbling. Who could forget Sykes-Picot, Balfour Declaration, the establishment of Israel and the continuous attacks on Arabs since the Crusades… And in all of this, always search for Britain" - Zuhayr Maged of Oman's pro-government Al-Watan
>>61799933
>>61800017
the Quran has been shown to be shoddy plagiarism of the Bible and the Talmud, of the Greek teachings, Persian maxims and Indian philosophy.
But enjoy preaching your unlettered and superstitious religion that disavows reason and rational thought. Any possibility to confront or question it is struck down abruptly.
>>61800089
am I bovvered
55 bings lads
55 bings
oh god lads made an absolutely smashing risotto
feeling like a god right now
what should i wear for casual friday tomorrow lads?
>>61799993
>>61800035
>>61800093
What the fug how does he get away with it
>WARNING: FOX is tracking this big time. Do NOT download unless you are under VPN.
what did he mean by this
>>61800136
>Making Poley angry
The lad has spent countless months shitposting and learning how to hack.
>>61800136
>>61800108
rourke
>>61800167
Hot pink shell suit
>>61800167
mankini
>>61800154
recipe?
>>61800098
Yes, land was given free. It wasn't produced by anyone.
>>61800091
ugly as sin
>>61800129
it's a shame they can't govern themselves, and throw pooh-pooh at foreign policies that have been enacted a century earlier.
Funny enough how Israel is the most prosperous in the region.
>>61800167
wew it's friday already
didn't realise
>>61799984
>Why does the land have value in the first place?
Because of the green belts you dip
>>61800197
Neither is water but you're charged for that too. Are Evian parasites?
>>61800024
Just had a kebab wrap, was great as usual.
When I put a pie in a bun, I like to mash it up a bit and add some sauce for moisture but still perfectly acceptable meal you got there.
>>61800204
>Israel is the most prosperous in the region.
But it isn't?
heard a lad who seriously considered vaping a hobby earlier on
mad
>>61800081
Who should own the property then? Should renting be not allowed at all
Conservative female PMs: 2
Labour female PMs: 0
Fucking hilarious. Maybe if Labour women stopped moaning about their gender for 1 fucking minute and actually tried getting things done, they'd get further. Smug leftist twats BTFO
any TIGHTS
>Fucking hilarious. Maybe if Labour women stopped moaning about their gender for 1 fucking minute and actually tried getting things done, they'd get further. Smug leftist twats BTFO
doing a police state
>>61800154
I overheard a fat Scottish man in the supermarket today talking on his phone about the wild mushroom risotto with truffle oil he was making tonight. Was that you?
ED MILIBAND
What's the alternative to parasitic landlords then?
Everyone lives in caves because no one can live in a house since no one can buy one?
Landlords are surely providing a service (scummy tho it might be) by letting you live in a property without paying for it.
>>61800219
No it has nothing to do with green belt. 70% of land in the UK is owned by 0.6% of the population and it rises every year. That land only has value because everybody else is working and producing goods and services giving the local economy's land value.
>>61800230
Extracting and selling water requires labour. A claim over land doesn't.
HILARY BTFO
Link Tim
I need a laugh
>>61800258
ahh yes the so called "conservative party", or as I like to say Caesh, with a female PM
might as well be the liberal party at this point
>>61800197
Oh God. I wish left nutters like you were hung.
>>61800316
please be yes
>>61800335
It has everything to do with the green belt you dip
>>61800249
The property built on top of the land is different. That can be privately owned since it required private production. But the land itself must belong to society.
>>61800335
>Extracting and selling water requires labour. A claim over land doesn't.
Building the property on it did
>>61800333
>(scummy tho it might be)
Nothing scummy about it. Just a jerk reaction for jealous people.
>>61800333
people can buy affordable houses so they don't have to rent all their lives
house prices are a political decision
watching keemstar drama alert lads
>>61800340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger
>>61800317
YES THANK YOU MR SPEAKER
MR SPEAKER WOULD THE PRIME MINISTER JOIN ME IN DOING A PEACE SIGN FOR THE SYRIAN REFUGEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY5wEbz3HpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsTcWs_kFQ&t=1362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnB7a1Iy6ko&t=1170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbWLeJ35cA
these are objectively the best snacks in the world
>proud of being a Christian
Leadsom's gonna get jihadi'd
>>61800264
No, it's still too hot
Summer dresses and short shorts
>>61800341
https://youtu.be/Y4gGf19tEVU
>>61800436
>snyders of hanover
read this in joe pera's voice
>>61800301
>He got so BTFO his feelings got hurt which caused him to post a man in a hat image
>yeah mate it's all fucked, we need a new system of government, let me outline for you my vision for a new Britain
>me? 2 years at Luton uni and one summer at McDonalds, why?
tim took a tumble yesterday
https://youtu.be/tdDjRyNuT6U?t=37
having a look
having a go
>>61800333
>What's the alternative to parasitic landlords then?
Land Value Tax. Prevent land hoarding and tax away the rises in land values to landlords and distribute the income to households and businesses.
>>61800349
Was Milton Friedman left wing? He advocated everthing I'm saying.
>>61800370
No, it doesn't.
>>61800374
I'm not talking about the propoerty. That only exists as a result of human effort. I'm talking about the land.
>>61800316
kek
would kill myself if i was scottish
>>61800193
a really simple one. just replaced leek with onion and added some chili. absolutely delish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o69Qt0OHjqQ
smoking a benson lads
rate din dins lads
>>61800486
Are you preparing to succeed?
>>61800436
jalapeno flavour a best
45 bings lads
45 bings
the reason we have high housing prices is planning regulation (such as the green belts)
Lads do you have to be at home to receive a special delivery?
THIS BLESSED PLOT
THIS EARTH
THIS REALM
THIS ENGLAND
>>61800517
fuck off murderer
>>61800517
really really really really really really don't like it
waah everyting lock arfff
>>61800517
Is the latest /brit/ meme? Posting pictures of disgusting desks?
if a lot of people wanted to drive vauxhalls, vauxhall doesn't say "sorry, only people who bought vauxhalls 30 years ago can have them", they build more vauxhalls, and there is no reason to treat housing differently
>rent and utilities is 13% of the UK's GDP
ahh yes our "economy" is booming
>>61800482
what even is an ocado sticker dont understand this video
When peopel say rising "property prices" they actually mean land prices.
Landlords get all that profit despite not producing an equivalent good or service. It's parasitical by definition.
Which one of you is this?
>>61800572
why not
> hey you pay off my buy to let mortgage
>not scummy
>>61800482
>I'll show you my shoes in a moment
>don't get to see them
:[
>>61800599
vauxhall are greedy bastards
>>61800489
wow she makes me feel really uncomfortable
>>61800482
dentist rigged the stairs no doubt
>>61800637
That's OK. Because the tenant might not want to own for a whole host of reasons. The problem is the absurd price of the land built into the mortgage. The propoerty itself is rather cheap >>61800621
>>61800482
Explain this guy to me
>>61800610
I don't really understand gdp.
Is it saying "we charge our own people a lot of money to live therefore we'rea wealthy country? "
where can i go on holiday where i can make friends and meet people? what do you do when you travel alone?
>>61800333
>by letting you live in a property without paying for it.
what ? who does this
>>61800679
i know what you mean lad. horrible woman. had a good recipe tho
>>61800702
are Tim
>>61800728
barbara, fetch my revolver, this one needs culling
>>61800728
It's a way of measuring everything you produce. Goods and services are valued using a unit of account called money, in our case the Pound Sterling. If there's a higher GDP, it means more goods and services are being produced which means we are richer.
>>61800744
go to a good sized euro city and find a nice hostel
be approachable, friendly and not creepy
>>61800744
you stay at hostels and meet people there
Gay
www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/movies/star-trek-beyond-favourite-mr-sulu-has-come-out-as-castmates-reflect-on-the-death-of-anton-yelchin/news-story/51909410e4e465f825470c4dfbcc17ec
>>61800621
>people shouldn't be allowed to own property
fuck off corbyn
hmmmmmmmmm
>>61800744
>what do you do when you travel alone?
Stay in hostels not hotels so you meet people in the common room, cook together, etc. I spent 6 months in hostels and it was surprisingly friendly mostly.
>>61800728
it's literally the monetary value of all goods and services produced in a country.
paying rent and utilities are part of the GDP of course. Imports are subtracted from it.
>>61800859
have you played that halo 3 online?
still remember 06/07/2016 like it was yesterday
Ah yes people "choose" to rent and are not forced
>>61800904
hehe
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>61800862
really made me think
he wasn't alone
>>61800387
this.
this is the daily experience of a landlord
>tenant complains about dampness
>landlord inspects property
>confirms it's condesnation and tells them to open their windows
>tenant refuses
>tenant complains about dampness
>being a povvo cunt who defends landlords
some sort of stockholm syndrome
ah yes people "choose" to drive vauxhalls and are not forced
>>61800896
yes
got a 50 in it too. (highest rank)
>>61800874
But if you're charging your own countrymen a lot of money wouldn't this make them poorer despite raising the countries gdp?
*forces your head*
that's all of it
>>61800978
I mean this one, it is halo 3 online ported to PC
http://eldewrito.com/
>>61800959
>oh woe is me the person I charge £800 a month made me do something.
Why does Andrea Leadsom hate them?
>>61800967
my mate has a 3.0 diesel vauxhall, a sigma or something. Beast of a car.
my country is in the news for bad reasons today
Laughing at the 'parasitic landlords' autist 2bh. Fuck off you worthless povvo cunt lmao
>>61801042
looks kewl
if i wasn't a total pleb and had a PC i'd certainly play it.
>>61800978
50 in what?
>>61801126
show us your dad's buy-2-let portfolio mate
Guess their skin colour
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/four-jailed-torturing-16-year-11584530
>>61801111
Why do American police like shooting niggers that literally dindu nuffin
uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>61800999
that doesn't mean anything to the overall level of production.
through taxes and other rents, you're giving someone a supplementary income within the country. all those sort of transactions are accounted for in counting the GDP.
There's literally no reason to not have a land value tax
This isn't some commie shit they have it in plenty of developed nations including parts of America and Australia
>>61801176
except he was reaching for his gun on his waist and got shot when he successfully pulled it out the utter nigger
>>61800856
I never said people shouldn't be allowed to own property. I said land values should be taxed so landlords don't gain the profit for nothing.
>>61800443
He's such a fucking nutter
>>61801161
brown
>be developer
>throw together some bricks and concrete a certain way
>councils says i threw it together the wrong way
>get fined
Ummmmmmm
>>61801152
MLG. TS, TD,
Could never get a 50 in SB, OBJ or LW just cos I didn't play them enough
MLG was too fun.
>>61801213
true. lib dems need to rebrand as liberals of old - originators of the welfare state - steal all moderates from an unelectable labour and institute a land reform bill
>>61801264
>not getting 50 in LW
bk
>>61801216
You mean he was reaching for his wallet since the office literally told him to show his license?
He was carrying a gun because he had a cc permit. (Which means he's not a criminal)
>>61800999
>But if you're charging your own countrymen a lot of money wouldn't this make them poorer despite raising the countries gdp?
No because national spening = national income.
Everything that is spent is also earned. More spending = more earning. That's getting richer not poorer.
just bashed my bollocks with a hammer desu lads
>>61801221
Why shouldn't people profit from their property? Fuck off you absoulte salty loser
>popular torrent
>no comments
warning letter when
>>61801126
Your problem is you don't actually understand the argument.
You can't grasp the difference betwen land and property.
>>61801314
Where was his gun?
Dangerously hungover ngl
TGIF lads
>>61801314
Wait, is this the nigger who got "executed?"
The dude was a convicted child molester, he most certainly was a criminal who should not have had a concealed handgun.
>>61801319
no comment
>>61801310
I hate LW and 1v1s
Halo's a team game
>>61801216
I've heard he told the officer he had a gun (legally) and then went to get his wallet out. Then the officer shot him as he brought his hands up.
>Americans allow power tripping fatsos into the police
>American police literally reject applicants who do too well on an IQ test
>>61801340
You still make a profit if land is taxed you mong this isn't a 100% tax on all your rent income
Why should land be exempt from taxes?
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>>61801374
it's thursday
>>61801314
I'm talking about when he was on the ground, and he was a criminal actually you cunt. look up his background
>>61801340
Because the rise in the land value had nothing to do with you. It was the local community who pushed the price of land up with their economic activity.
Why does land cost more in central London than in Liverpool? Because the people in London are more productive.
>>61801363
On his person. Which is not unusual since he had a carry permit.
The cowardly pig got scared and shot him without even confirming he was reaching for his gun. American police are thugs.
