Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
le beady eyed facist
How does he sleep at night?
korean pop
>holiday to Romania
Thinking of dinner lads
What should i get?
G
OUT
V
E
FEMALE PM CONFIRMED
>Romania
couldn't make it up
>>61794426
yeah believer was good
this looks a bit le evil white nazis but ill still watch it
>>61794484
Yeah best just go to shagaluf and Zante wahey lads lads lads
The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
>>61794474
on a bed of money earned as a middle east peace envoy
>the irony
>The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
>>61794474
Probably on a massive pile of money
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/celebritymoney/article-2167655/Former-PM-Tony-Blair-alleged-earned-80million-2007.html
>>61794527
>favor
Fuck off yank
Real edition here :)
>>61794493
>>61794493
>>61794493
>The Americans' 'open-mindedness', which is sometimes cited in their favor, is the other side of their interior formlessness. The same goes for their 'individualism'. Individualism and personality are not the same: the one belongs to the formless world of quantity, the other to the world of quality and hierarchy. The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36736777
>>61794527
hear hear
Gove eliminated may and leadsom final 2
UNF
any TIGHTS
>Magaluf and Zante?! How dare you suggest I visit such brazen normalfag destinations! Why a sophisticated gentlesir like myself would only go on holiday to beautiful and luxurious nations like that of Romania!
Got people coming over tonight, going to make the bed in a bit then call it good enough, they already know I live like this.
>the city of Michael Gove
>>61794695
need some cheeky GILF mud-wrestling to sort this out i say
>>61794700
she probably smells like poo
>you MUST only go to popular holiday destinations or else you are an abnormie failure! Magaluf is the pinnacle of high culture for a socially successful man such as myself and anyone who disagrees is a loser
bit surprised at how many other norn iron posters there are 2bh
you better not be dirty huns
ah yes whoever disagrees with me wears a hat, very effective argument
Say it with me lads
Prime Minister Theresa May
>>61794815
>Prime Minister Theresa May
never thought I'd say this but I want Cameron back desu
This is obviously the case with the 'self-made man'; in a society which has lost all sense of tradition the notion of personal aggrandisement will extend into every aspect of human existence, reinforcing the egalitarian doctrine of pure democracy. If the basis of such ideas is accepted, then all natural diversity has to be abandoned. Each person can presume to possess the potential of everyone else and the terms 'superior' and 'inferior' lose their meaning; every notion of distance and respect loses meaning; all life-styles are open to all. To all organic conceptions of life Americans oppose a mechanistic conception. In a society which has 'started from scratch', everything has the characteristic of being fabricated. In American society appearances are masks not faces. At the same time, proponents of the American way of life are hostile to personality.
>>61794811
look at this hat-wearing mongoloid
>>61794834
they have almost identical views
>>61794787
>Probably
There is a chance she doesn't
WAHEYY
Paul nuttall or Steven woolfe lads?
*admires me boner and envies the gf*
Reckon i'd score in the 50s in an IQ test.
I literally do not understand the rules in the questions.
>>61794739
it literally would take 5 minutes to clear up that desk, lad
>>61794858
depends who they want to nick votes off
if you want to sap voters from the Labour north then go with nuttal, if you want to sap voters from the middle classes go with woolfe
>>61794700
>>61794856
REALLY appreciate these posts
>>61794854
theresa may has been a thorn in my side
>>61794856
what an awful photoshop
thought indians were good with computers
>>61794900
I already spent ages today getting it this clean, that's as good as it's getting.
Hello
I'll be your resident Australian sitting in for this evening
got a qt black gf
>>61794894
lmao
it hurts my brain but it's not that hard if you aren't timed
>>61794894
F
1 x mensa membership please
>>61794946
alright mate
>>61794932
It's not a photoshop
https://www.instagram.com/gissydoll/?hl=en
redpill me on andrea leadsom
>>61794991
rorke candidate
>>61794990
I'm saying that specific picture is, not every picture she has you cunt
>>61794960
lmao
>>61794991
literally never heard of her till the TV debates
seems like a bit of an airhead to me, all she had to say during the referendum was "take back control make britain great again"
>girl comes into work feeling very nauseous
>I shake her friend's hand
ah yes, now I get to spend the weekend worrying if I'm going to catch her stomach bug
>>61794991
Christian fundamentalist who hates the armed forces and is basically Htin Kyaw to Boris Johnson's Aung San Suu Kyi
Well May's won then
better download as much pornography onto an encrypted drive as you can before she gets in
any slegs
Romanian holiday
>>61795025
it's actually E ;(
Just booked a 1/2 hour appointment with this tart for 70 quid.
Is this reasonable? never shagged an escort before.
>I have two personalities
>Nicest person you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
>>61795059
>encrypted drive
>>61795070
none left in stock
>>61795059
The membership will vote for Leadsom
>After the second MPs' ballot, Home Secretary Mrs May finished with 199 votes, Energy Minister Mrs Leadsom 84 and Mr Gove, the justice secretary, 46.
Any reasonable person would drop out, May's never going to be defeated and making them fight it out just for the sake of it is Corbyn-tier
Can't believe a fortnight ago everyone assumed Johnson would be PM with Gove as his deputy.
>>61795098
hmm...
>>61795098
literally don't see the appeal of prozzies
>>61795098
>1/2 hour
cutting it fine
>>61795090
yes of course ^_^
Leadsom will be the next PM
Screencap this
>>61795101
Gotta love that unbiased BBC
>>61794722
a few
Important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
Important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10688925
>>61795111
what's the problem?
>>61794432
You wouldn't feel so defeated if you had guns
>>61795206
encryption will soon be illegal
in fact it might already be
>>61795225
ruh roh
>>61795178
What do you mean??
>>61795196
ain't got no time for FIVE polls, la
>gove fucked over boris for absolutely no reason
ah yes
>>61795209
ah yes, "guns"
http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=55133
>we live in a world where Trump and May will lead the Anglosphere
>>61795246
sex takes longer than that
>you can put your belongings in a box but you cannot put ones and zeros in a box
very much encourages activity from the old noggin if i'm being desu
>>61795267
wrong, it will be clinton and may which is 100x worse
>>61795267
you mean hillary and theresa
this will be great
imagine dying and waking up as this fuckin thing lmao
>>61795262
all in a day's work
>>61795262
He thought Boris was unelectable
>>61794432
>1966
>greatest power on earth
I don't think so. You'll have to go back farther than that grandpa.
post slegs
>>61795171
Great, easy sex without having to fuck around chatting a girl up for ages or spending a night around town and feeling like shit the next morning.
Plus, most of them will let you do anything you want to them.
>Clinton
>Leadsom
>Trudeau
>>61795267
Trump/leadsom will be this centuries reagan/thatcher
>>61795334
is this slegs
going to a gay pride festival on saturday lads
last year was pretty fun
>>61795350
just have a wank
Why is everyone assuming May will win it? Does no one realise that the entire Tory membership votes for the leader in the final round? The MP votes count for nothing.
*posted an absolute cracker of a post, twiddles thumbs as I wait for the (You)s*
>>61795266
Beats hiding behind a door and crying to the newspapers about trauma
>>61795382
need a gf that wears calvins
>>61795324
a phenomenally stupid american post once again
>>61795383
FUCK OFF. HOW ABOUT I WANK YOU, YOU FUCKING BENT CUNT!!
>got 5 day holiday off work
>moving into perfect new flat tomorrow
>because of bank holiday next week and moving into new flat, only counts as formally 1 day off my holiday allowance
>gonna get hammered on stella in bed later and play the ps4 all night
ah yes VERY impressive
>>61795410
*raises paw*
>>61795410
or go and see your gf
>>61795324
Fuck off you stupid fat yank twat
ree ree normies flee
WE GUT LARNDEN ON D'IH TRACK
>>61795433
nice
>>61795350
half an hour isn't enough time to have sex
Apparently he is now only worth $1.29 yet not that long ago man city bought him for £49,000,000
>>61795388
>Why is everyone assuming May will win it?
Because she will. She's new Thatcher and Leadsom just basically admitted she's been lying on her CV for years
just put £150 on may
>>61795485
10 minutes is enough you cunt
you're probably one of those faggots who actually enjoys foreplay lmao
just get in and out and fuck off
>>61795501
you made this joke earlier and nobody got it
>>61795441
Don't really care for a GF.
There is one girl I like but she is with someone and other than that I'm fine being single and just shagging randoms.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/686934/Switzerland-burka-ban-Muslims-banned-wearing-veil-Tessin-region
ah yes, mighty stuff.
>>61795433
bank holiday? next week? u wot m8
>>61795433
how can you play games when drunk? im shit at them when drinking
weed on the other hand...
stop posting pictures of pretty girls it's making me depressed
>>61795485
i just need 15 minutes max tbqh, la. is that something you picked up reading a slag magazine, you virgin?
>>61795501
lol
>>61795518
Maybe if you're a fucking bender who doesn't watch footy.
>>61795530
You'll get there one day Monica.
>>61795530
not horny? i assumed that's how these work
>Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has used the Disney film Frozen to defend a tweet condemned as anti-Semitic.
>Mr Trump posted an image of a book for the film displaying a six-pointed star.
>Critics say his recent tweet targeting Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton featured the Star of David, a symbol of Judaism.
>The star included text that read, "Most Corrupt Candidate Ever!" and was placed over Mrs Clinton and a pile of cash.
>>61795518
I tried a different spin on it this time to make it a bit more obvious
im QUITE the australia-boo.
>>61795514
>>61795538
The much-vaunted sex appeal of American women is drawn from films, reviews and pin-ups, and is in large print fictitious. A recent medical survey in the United States showed that 75 per cent of young American women are without strong sexual feeling and instead of satisfying their libido they seek pleasure narcissistically in exhibitionism, vanity and the cult of fitness and health in a sterile sense. American girls have 'no hang-ups about sex'; they are 'easy going' for the man who sees the whole sexual process as something in isolation thereby making it uninteresting and matter-of-fact, which, at such a level, it is meant to be. Thus, after she has been taken to the cinema or a dance, it is something like American good manners for the girl to let herself be kissed - this doesn't mean anything. American women are characteristically frigid and materialistic. The man who 'has his way' with an American girl is under a material obligation to her. The woman has granted a materia! l favour. In cases of divorce American law overwhelmingly favours the woman. American women will divorce readily enough when they see a better bargain. It is frequently the case in America that a woman will be married to one man but already 'engaged' to a future husband, the man she plans to marry after a profitable divorce.
Politics is more exciting to follow than football
got quite intimdating penile girth but only average length
hmm
>>61795514
she might make you do a shower. Not to mention taking your clothes off and putting them back on
>>61795607
apply yourself. la. that pasta is played af
purchasing some penis pills lads
>>61795596
hi :3
made a religion lads, all circles belong to us
>There has been a security alert in Parliament after an envelope containing white powder and a racially offensive note was sent to a Muslim peer.
>Lord Ahmed of Rotherham said he opened the envelope in his office and was told to stay where he was as it was treated as a chemical or biological incident.
>The independent House of Lords member said the powder was later found to be harmless.
Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
>>61795677
Don't have any circles, just a (You)
>>61795409
Don't quite get how I'm stupid in this particular case. The OP posited Britain was the most powerful country on earth 50 years ago (1966). He was clearly mistaken, as both the US and the USSR were more powerful at that point. Maybe if he had said "100 years ago WE WUZ KANGZ" he might have been a little right.
>have decent sized dick
>always told people its 7 inches
>pretty sure it was just below
>maybe 6 and 1/2
>today
>get a stiffy
>decide to measure it
IT'S BANG ON 7 INCHES.
FUCK YES
What happened to 4+4chan? Every single board is dead as fuck
Where do the people permabanned from 4chan post now?
>>61795465
I won't fuck off until you can defend your own soil you decrepit, venerable old shit.
>>61795764
>>61795754
that's average mate
>>61795764
could start up some real-life shitposting
I like to start shit outside Greggs
>Work for a millionaire who's a self proclaimed socialist
>Talking to him today about tax
>He says "if you don't want to get taxed so much don't fucking earn so much"
Choose one lads
>>61795792
Shut up you silly cunt.
his coconut gun, fires in spurts
and if it hits, it's gonna hurt
@61795741
please explain how one can have satisfactory sex in 30 minutes
>>61795820
???
did you think it was big lmao
@61795741
shan't be responding to this
>>61795703
Wow, he really hates Jews
feel like i've invested too much in /brit/ la, hoping for a large pay-off soon tbqh
>>61795824
will?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
>>61795818
>English style fish & chips
>chips are crinkle cut
Grim. Get the Hungry Man
>>61795703
>Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
priceless
next cunt that crosses my path is gonna get his head knocked off
DK, donkey kong
>>61795837
first few minutes "hi hello" - 2-3 minutes
next couple of minutes - undress/feeling up - 2-3 minutes
foreplay - 0-10 minutes (depending on your game)
in'nout till completion - 5 minutes tops
still adds up to only 21 minutes or so, la
got accused of war crimes in londis
>A soldier recently found himself surrounded by a trio of Islamic State militants as he was trying to drag his injured comrades to safety. Having run out of ammunition, the soldier waited as the three jihadists closed in on him with a hail of gunfire. However, it was the devout militants who quickly realised that their target didn’t even need a gun, considering what he had up his sleeve.
>Thanks to their exceptional ability to produce effective propaganda, ISIS has perpetuated its fighters as skilled and ruthless militants who are undeterred by terror. Although their execution videos seamlessly portray the jihadists as soldiers that would make the Ottoman Empire proud, any service member in the West can see past the gore and special effects right into the cowardly hearts of the wanna-be Muhammadans warriors. In fact, all it takes to obliterate a trio of heavily armed ISIS gunmen is one British soldier and a will against evil.
>“As soon as his ammunition was expended, the IS gunmen tried to storm him,” one SAS source confirmed on Sunday. “As they went to grab him he unsheathed his kukri and began slashing away. He decapitated the first gunman, slit the throat of second and killed another with a third blow. He then sliced away at three others. The IS gunmen fled in panic allowing the SAS soldier to carry the injured men to safety.”
>>61795913
He got suspended 3 times for giving interviews in Urdu where he claimed the Jews were out to get him.
on my way home now from nuremburg
I've read the wikipedia page on radical centrism and realised it's the best form of government lads.
>>61795990
>kukri
Gurkhas don't count. They're born with cheatcodes enabled
>>61795990
>the best british soldiers aren't british
ah yes time to read danny murphy's expert analysis of Germany vs France
>>61794432
The eternal Anglo would see his own mother to turn a profit. Or flood the nation with Hottentots and Pygmies.
Lads I'm being serious here. Is there currently any young whit male show on the BBC anymore? Really feels like they're banned now.
>>61796069
Someone's hogging all the Algerians
>>61796087
there were never any
>>61795968
>in'nout till completion - 5 minutes tops
HOWLING
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689144
>>61796069
It was a gift from a gurkha apparently
>>61796118
fucking kek
if they were good fighters we'd be shit out of luck
>>61796062
Gurkhas honestly confuse me, I've met some before and they're all incredibly proud to be part of the British army, and little boys in Nepal literally aspire to be in the British Army and be used as shock troops in our wars, all because some colonial racist decided that Nepalese were a "fighting race".
first time i had sex it went on for two hours then i went soft without cumming
>>61796134
yeah I'm sure you go for hours right? fuck off
Why are Anglos shitskins?
>>61796087
don't know or care
>>61796177
put your trip back on you absolute disgrace
>>61796181
no but I go for more than 5 minutes you fucking embarrassment
>>61796173
seems like this assessment was very accurate though
sometimes reality is racist
and in this case it's positive racism so it's okay :^}
any slegs with big jubblies
>>61796193
It was all dem pooey Romans 2000 years ago.
>>61796062
>>61796069
>the British soldier resorted to plan B — a Gurkha Kukri knife given to him by a British Gurkha soldier.
>>61796173
Average salary in Nepal is less than 3k a year.
A Private in the UK army makes 18k basic.
I'd be pretty fucking hyped to be a Gurkha too in that situation
pooey lynx lad
>>61796222
5 minutes of continuous fucking is average. you probably fuck for a minute then rest for 3 and you think you're a le sex god because you can go forever
>>61796294
>5 minutes of continuous fucking is average
lol
>>61796193
he either descends from pre-celtic british (who were much darker than the celts) or more recent Mediterranean immigration
>>61796173
you're looking at it the wrong way. imagine coming from a pretty weak small country and all of a sudden a ''superpower'' comes along and says they want to recruit you because they're so impressed
>>61796263
yeah i know already from >>61796168
amazing to me they all ran out of ammo at the same time
that's mighty amateurish
Once fucked a girl for a good two hours.
just gave the gf 5 minutes of the ol' in n' out
she was going absolutely mental
>>61796349
had no appetite for the past week
>>61796342
took me 10 min to get it up though
>>61796372
>>61796332
>The Express reports that a 27-year-old sergeant of the British Army’s Special Air Service was making his way with an Iraqi team through a factory in Fallujah when they were ambushed by ISIS fighters.
He was probably only there as an advisory role,
>>61796173
You must be bemused at all the white British boys not born in poverty who are proud to be used for wars then.
>>61796384
don't really like looking at ugly niggers so i'm going to hide this post
Fucking creasing at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KRDCWvFi-I
>>61796424
erm, I've got a black gf and I find this incredibly offensive
>>61796390
nah i'm talking about isis mate
sincerely doubt any modern european army is amateurish in any way shame or form
>>61796484
isis are a joke, they think they have god on their side though
shame there's no such thing as god haha
>>61796484
shape or form*
fuck you brain
The Indian army also has Gurkha units but they can't be racist as they're brown.
>>61795741
He's quoting an Oswald Mosley speceh that was given in the 1930s you fucking stupid mong.
So where do the instagram models like >>61794856 get the money for range rovers and Amg Mercs?
>>61796484
alri rasheed habeeb mohammad
>>61796427
>12th
why
>>61796516
Edgy
the breading on these nuggets isn't quite adhering
>>61796484
the british solider ran out of ammo not isis?
hmm ah yes
heh heh
>>61796525
the bank haha
nah only joking I dunno haha
>>61796424
>>61796445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp3eVeUYrXw
>>61796545
are nuggets also tendies ?
>>61796525
There's a reason instagram models have an email for contact yet never do any proper modeling gigs. They escort for betas/rich dudes willing to pay an arm and a leg.
>>61796525
arabian princes hire them for sex
>>61796532
did you even read my post you dumb yank
>>61796516
doesn't seem to help much with bravery either
>>61796548
but then i don't understand why the three people he didn't kill out of the six didn't shoot him either immediately or after having ran a small distance
>>61796576
no you fucking mong, tenders are not nuggets
Reminder that the green belt serves a valuable purpose.
so called
>>61796580
>>61796577
Ah
I wouldn't mind some rich arab lad destroying me for an overfinch rangerover
>captcha asks you to select images of sandwiches
>pictures of burgers
>>61796599
had no idea tendies was short for tenders or that tenders means strips
>>61796629
americans call burgers sandwiches sometimes
>>61796613
ISLAMIC STATE
>>61796664
no we don't
the so-called conservative party
>>61796629
>A hamburger (or cheeseburger when served with a slice of cheese) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bread roll or bun. Hamburgers may be cooked in a variety of ways, including pan-frying, barbecuing, and flame-broiling. Hamburgers are often served with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, onion, pickles, and condiments such as mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, and chiles.[1]
Stay mad
>>61796710
>mad
fuck off yank
>>61796743
might start obeying islamic law for the craic
>>61796695
yes you do
why do Americans always deny things about them that are demonstrably true?
All this Yankposting is tempting me to order a burger desu.
>UK votes to leave the EU
>new PM will either be Theresa May, a person who openly backed the Remain campaign
>or Andrea Leadsom who as late as 2013 said “I’m going to nail my colours to the mast here: I don’t think the UK should leave the EU. I think it would be a disaster for our economy and it would lead to a decade of economic and political uncertainty at a time when the tectonic plates of global success are moving.”
So we've left the EU only to be left with the choice of two pro-EU candidates as PM. Great.
>>61796804
it just keeps getting better honestly
>Germany is considering toning down it's Oktoberfest in an attempt to improve relations between native and migrant citizens #Oktober16
Oh deary deary me. Wish I was an EU memeber!
>>61796804