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i need it edition
without memes i will die
>>61743992
He's in Newcastle?
He's not more middle class than me 2bh.
Zac
touched my willy and it got a little hard lads
vegetarians should be force fed lard
lards should be force fed vegetarians
alri lads
gagging for chilcot now tbqh
Housing bubble is bursting apparently.
Meme machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine
Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die
Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
I need the memes
I breed the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
They call me the meme machine
I catch the memes, I spread the memes
I eat the memes, I shit the memes
Without memes, I will die
Inhale the memes
Exhale the memes
Inject the memes into my bloodstream
There are good memes, and there are bad memes
Why has God abandoned us?
Smoke the memes, snort the memes
Take the memes until you OD
If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
A new fresh pair of memes
Meme machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine
Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die
Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
I need the memes
I breed the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
>>61744094
TONY BLAIR DINDONUFFIN
HE WAS A GOOD BOY
i think my room mate had a wank lads hahaha
alri thailad
alri
Just flew to Australia and broke into a house for a cheeky wank haha
alri
>>61744094
Yeah should be a bit of banter
>>61744043
rude
I got banned for 2 days for making a thread challenging everyone on /int/ to a fight. Challenging people to fights is part of Irish culture and thus relevant to this board. Janny is a retard and I will box the head off him.
Got a 2.6 million word report due in 15 minutes, how fucked am I?
>>61744166
Janny ban this man
you're faster than caralad now
>>61744167
the bible is nowhere near that thick
>>61744196
not as thick as you that's for sure
britain is dead
>>61744167
jej
>Some ''''People'''' actually think Blair is a war criminal
>>61744027
He drives right?
>>61744081
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>Kadhim al-Jabbouri was a champion weightlifter in the Iraqi capital, Baghdad, who attacked a statue of Saddam Hussein with a sledgehammer. He told the BBC's Middle East editor Jeremy Bowen that he now wishes he hadn't.
>>61744219
lying to a country and entering a war under false pretences seems a bit illegal 2bh
>>61744167
No one's gonna read that
You lads don't actually think Blair is going to be charged or convicted of anything do you? He's a former pm which makes him basically immune
>>61744081
the "trendies and liberals" clinches this for me
>>61744245
Ahh yes, because we've always asked permission from the populace to start a war haven't we.
>>61744166
go back to supermacs howth
>>61744257
I've already pre-ordered a copy
It's a piece of modern history mate
>>61744286
that wasn't my point though...
>>61744266
No but they're going to try to ban him from public office as a symbolic punishment
give me something cool to buy on amazon for £20
CHILCOT LADS
>>61744319
I think I addressed your point quite well
why was blair so gay for bush
smdh
>>61744357
bush was a charismatic guy
AROUND BLACKS, NEVER RELAX.
>Pokémon GO
>This item isn't available in your country
>>61744374
for you
>>61744378
Reddit.
>tfw Blair just wanted to continue his run of Liberal interventions Like in Kosovo and Sierra Leone
Bet he feels like shit that he wrecked any chance of us ever launching another intervention again desu. Very sad
>>61744384
Your wife has
>>61744354
i said lying to a country about why a war is going to happen is wrong.
nothing about getting permission from the population
>>61744286
Excuse me would you mind terribly if I carpet bombed your home town? Had some reports of some naughty boys fiddling about with uranium haha
What's that, there are several schools and hospitals and you don't even know what uranium or carpet bombing is?
Don't you worry you little self over those small things
*drops 80000 bombs on some brown children*
Ah yes, a lovely fireworks display, very impressive
Nothing to see here lads, all perfectly legal and above board lol
>7 (seven) years
>"war is bad, careful now"
>>61744421
Two point six million words.
>>61744409
being ''wrong'' and illegal are two different things friend
>>61744417
boo hoo
Obligatory slag post
>>61744421
>7 years
>we shud of planned more better haha sorry lol
>>61744421
Cannot comprehend working on something for that long.
straddling both /brit/ and brit/pol/ at this moment
>>61744454
>cropping
HE'S HERE
>>61744421
down with this sort of thing
>>61744490
>wanting to see cats in the background
its a nice day out there but i dont want to leave my bedroom
trousers are drying
One million deaths is just a statistic but one singular death is a tradgedy
Really makes you think
the gf
is zootopia any good
business idea: invade iraq
>>61744536
>not wanting kots
Monster
>tradgedy
ah yes, the runts have awoken from their cage
Runts are runting
>>61744219
>Some people think water is wet
>>61744390
Fuckin Yanks are the worst terrorists
>>61744549
>tradgedy
maximum runtage
>>61744569
Actually an excellent business idea
*gives you 80 million pounds in exchange for your country to purchase 10 billion pounds of crispy brown BBQ sauce meatifiers
>idiot murders jo cox
>not tony blair
so is it generally accepted that although Saddam was a bit of a tyrant he was a pro-western stabilising force in the middle east?
and that his departure has allowed far worse groups to take over?
same argument can be applied to Assad i guess
>>61744563
Best disney animated movie for a good long fucking while.
>>61744621
To be flair I'd rather Jo cox died
She was genuine sjw, Blair was only sjw for pay
Me on the right lads
>>61744640
The middle east wasn't ready for democracy
We were playing IRL Sims and fucked it up
>>61744640
>assad
>pro western
hmm
>>61744655
Middle one looks like a fat stoned fara
You're all monsters Brexitors!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/students-claim-they-too-depressed-brexit-to-do-exams-gcse-a-levels-vote-referendum-a7111796.html
>80%
umm i don't think so sweetie, try 8 xx
>>61744657
Freedom and democracy should never be sacrificed for false security
>To be flair
>>61744694
Oh dear, guess they're all going to end up stacking bran flakes in asda...wait
>>61744694
50% of our 11 year olds failed their exams this week and parents blamed the Education Secretary for being too negative about them.
People always have an excuse for being thick
>>61744640
>Saddam
>Pro-western
hmmmmm
>>61744694
Kek, exams have already passed, what is this bullshit
Need a poo and a wee lads
>>61744749
More pro-western than ISIS
Imagine a country where you could only enter if your IQ was above 100
>>61744775
Read Brave New World
There'sa reason we don't have a world of all Alphas
>>61744775
the average in most developed countries is about that
>>61744775
good post
wish I lived in america
It's legislative legerdemain!
>>61744698
>against the thing that has kept the peace for the last 70 years
don't get this one
>>61744775
But who would clean the toilets and stack the supermarket shelves?
>>61744694
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4937334
>>61744775
*starts a country where you need an IQ of 101 to enter*
pshh sorry kiddo
>>61744811
uni students
doing nofap to clear my acne lads
>>61744822
Umm nice try sweetie
>>61744798
FOY
>>61744775
>Imagine a country where you could only enter if your IQ was above 100
Norway and Switzerland?
ITS LEGISLATIVE LEGERDEMAIN
>>61744793
So at least half of the people are dumber than that.
>>61744835
kek
>>61744846
>tfw mogg will never be politically relevant
bad feel
sup
wow
WOW xx
Powerful image
>>61744844
ah yes, switzerland, the country with those unheard of albanians with an IQ of over 100.
very impressive stuff
>>61744835
During or after?
*studies social science*
>>61744726
>>61744729
>>61744765
>>61744816
I really, really like Brexit just for the drama tbf.
>>61744887
have a (You), amigo
There was literally nothing wrong with civil partnerships
Gay marriage was nothing other than a bitter attack on Christianity
>>61744804
>legerdemain
learning new words here
>social science
on fire
>>61744887
(You) do now do (You)?
>>61744927
>he didn't go to Eton
L M A O
M
A
O
I thought lower class people in brit was just a meme.
Doing a wait for 2017
Maybe I'll have better luck finding a gf
>>61744887
(Poo)
>>61744959
no one in the history of /brit/ has ever stepped foot in Eton, anyone who claims otherwise is lying.
>>61744941
really makes you think
>>61744959
Did you genuinely go to Eton?
haha
>>61744837
cut dairy and junk
>>61744941
>security councils authority
lel
>>61744994
howling
Just read the Chilcot Enquiry
AMA
>>61745017
Not while it's got its mouth full
>>61744989
Yes and they're removing the word gullible from the thicktionary
ITS JUST A MEME, BRO. ITS JUST A MEME
>>61745037
Can tell by your post that you've only been on /brit/ for a few weeks
i used to go to school with liam hemsworth and bullied him for taking drama classes
>>61745063
>BRO
FOY
NEED a Portuguese wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLLTVu7Qbnk
>>61745064
Haha ok hunnie, been here since the first purging of /sp/ better luck next time sweetie xxx
![autism_by_gizkafreechman-d7qwni6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4k0nBYE.png "autism by gizkafreechman-d7qwni6[1]")
>Can tell by your post that you've only been on /brit/ for a few weeks
saw lee off hollyoaks going into greggs yesterday lads
>>61745098
Can I be your hunnie too pls?
Me on the left
doin a poo
is it morally wrong to wank in the living room?
>its only 1140
what do unemployed people do all day?
>>61745129
was he being racist?
saw ian beale soliciting a prostitute for sex outside ikea last night
Mum caught be sticking my willing in the dog
I don't know how to hold a conversation or interact with new people, but at least I know how photosynthesis fucking works.
Thanks education system
saw chris evans neck a bottle of grey goose and start swearing at cars outside asda last night
Flippin eck lads the chilcott inquiry is 2.6 million words
All the Harry Potter books combined is only 0.7 million
What a fuckin waste of time
Tony BLIAR
saw dirty den rolling a ciggie outside oddbins last week
Blair's dead lads
>>61745216
Powerful post xx
>>61744877
>man who betrayed remain campaign: still here
wanking in the living room
>>61745206
This desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0
so is it generally accepted that although Saddam was a bit of a tyrant he was a pro-western stabilising force in the middle east?
and that his departure has allowed far worse groups to take over?
same argument can be applied to Assad i guess
What pomade should I use today
>>61745208
Captain America Civil War wasn't that bad
nick Xenophon is a fucking flog
any south australian who voted for him should fuck off. Seriously what sort of runt runs with their main issue being "Gambling". Let the cunts waste their money for fucks sake, it's their own fault. Fuckin nanny statists
>>61745284
Er, hello? *knocks on your head* HELLO? Anyone in there?
We have no idea what you're talking about, butthead
richard you here mate?
>>61745206
Been trying to work on small talk, spoke to a at girl a little on a few occasions and pretty much fell in love with her
Anyway, long story short she got sick of waiting for me to ask her out and she's dating my "friend" now
Loving life
>>61745284
nah not a fan
living in the wanking room
>>61745284
forgot pic
Corbyn is going to have Blair shot
>>61745309
I am in such a state right now
I've deleted the post and I was gonna do it again with the picture attached but now I can't fucking remember what I wrote
What a fucking disgrace I am
>>61745311
How the fuck is that breaking news
BREAKING NEWS: water is wet
>>61745310
yeah x
small talk is for small minds desu
>>61745351
So is your mum m8
*sticks in a cheeky finger*
Bang.RealTeens.16.07.04.Alex.Grey.XXX.1080p.MP4-KTR[rarbg]
so...
the chilcot report is out
what do you think?
anyone had these? they taste fucking disgusting but they're cheap as fuck and I can't stop drinking them
>>61745345
little tip mate, never delete your posts or correct them, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter, no one cares beyond correcting you as the most minor of ribbing banter. If you didnt correct yourself it would be forgotten in moments.
>>61745380
Blair is going to be strung up
>>61745381
Do they have jam in?
>>61745381
>>61745382
Thanks lads
>>61745380
I think Blair had good banter
Also wish we'd bombed your sweaty little country in 2013
>>61745380
Should have killed more Arabs
>>61745382
delet this
I went on a protest march against the Iraq war in 2003, only did it to get out of school though, I was all for the war
Has Tony Blair been declared a War Criminal yet?
Reminder that Blair personally murdered Robin cook when he was hiking in Wales
>>61745406
That game was my childhood t b h
I declare Tony Blair a war criminal
>>61745415
i agree
thankfully iraqis are 50% sumerian 30% assyrian 20% medes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler
Thoughts?
>>61745441
i was 8 in 2003 so i didn't give a fuck about anything besides playing with bionicles and shit
C'MON AND SLAM!
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
ED MILIBAND
>>61745461
underage
what did he mean by this?
*drinks water loudly*
Sick of being a social sperg
28 and gave no friends or gf
Can't even have a conversation with someone without spazzing out
People try to engage me in a convo now and then and I don't know his to respond or say something dumb and they just stand there looking at me confused, waiting for me to respind. that awkward feel when they give up and don't bother again
I'm like an outcast at work, people don't even bother trying to talk to me now
>>61745508
such a twat
Hope May wins
i demand reparations for the 6 trillion dead iraqis
i was personally bombed 5 times
how could you do this
>>61745472
Iraqis confirmed white
>>61745505
you look tired
get some sleep pam
>>61745521
you sound worse than me
>>61745449
He's been found hiding in a sewer in his hometown. Currently being anally raped with a knife and dragged around by a pick-up truck.
>>61745545
fuck off isis
how come people are hauling tony blair over the coals but not bush?
dafuq
>>61745521
>TFW someone asks you what you did over the weekend
horrible question, always feel like you're being judged
>>61745545
gib independence
>>61745483
Came out 10 years ago you spastic
>>61745586
It's an inquiry into the British side of things
What the fuck do you expect
in my memory I clearly recall seeing either a picture or footage of Saddam hiding in that whole when they found him but I've never been able to find it, must be one of those false memories
>>61745586
warmongering is expected of US presidents
>>61745555
Thanks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36721892
FIRST BLAIR NOW MESSI
>>61745605
Exactly.
>>61745574
so rude
>>61745592
like they could survive 2 days without iraq
>>61745619
Meme magic strikes again
>>61745619
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>>61745521
I can atleast feign that I'm a normie
Got them all fooled thinking I'm not a complete pathetic loser
If they only knew haha
>>61745606
yeah but in general people seem to give blair way more shit than bush. Like even Britain first call for tony blair to be branded a war criminal. No poms or yanks care about bush's involvement besides a couple of aside token remarks.
>>61745676
That's because we have higher standards for our leaders.
>>61745619
>le kicking man gone to prison
Take it to the pub with the other normies. I've never even heard of "Messi".
business idea: take out a loan of $1 million, buy a million lotto tickets
gove's face genuinely makes be feel a bit sick. he looks like an extra from hostel, one of those european lads who pays money to disembowel someone. could see him eating the body parts afterwards desu
>>61745709
>corbyn
Just remembered that time my uncle told me he had just had an anthrax vaccine and puked right after telling me. Twas just before the invasion. Good times
>>61745737
Our non meme leaders
what if life is like fallout where every time you die you revert back to your last save point
>>61745720
He didn't like to clean up
>>61745728
You know they ask you what you're going to use the loan for and how you plan on paying it back right ?
>>61745762
if you have a good memory you could rule the world
genuinley worried that if there was a third world war, russia or chinkland would flood melbourne with anthrax
>>61745775
you can pay it back with your winnings
bet Laura Cunnysberg is absolutely frigid
I'd love to break her in tb h
>>61745783
if there's a third world war then every major city on the planet is getting wiped out anyway
>>61745783
i would side with anyone against Australia just to punish you shits for all the rudeness you gave me over the years
>>61745762
Nah when you die your consciousness is transferred instantly to a parallel world in which you didn't die. You're immortal.
>>61745776
Good/10
>>61745783
China don't care about anyone outside of their territory, heck, they don't even care about anyone inside of their own territory
JEZZER ON BBC 2 lads
>>61745830
what about when you get too old and you just keep dying over and over again?
Australia is basically a meme country no one cares about
>Pound hits new low on Brexit nerves
>>61745866
Welcome to hell
Corbyn btfoing Cameron on bloody immigrants
>>61745886
it's temporary no worries
>>61745866
Imagine finding out you have cancer for the first time for the rest of eternity
Saddam was a bad leader but he was keeping the stability in the Middle East and keeping the rebels down.
Blair and Bush removed him to deliberately start the Arab Spring and all that followed
>>61745909
h-h-hehe yeah... just temporary
Portuguese women are angels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLLTVu7Qbnk
>>61745919
hello trump
>>61745919
the arab spring that happened 8 years later?
>>61745919
arab spring was inevitable
>>61745762
>>61745830
the universe is a simulation, read tom campbell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABgL2LcoBTU
wish I wasn't such an ugly cunt
>>61745934
does anyone actually know enough about portugal to form stereotypes?
they're just Spain lite with a shittier language
The universe is a simulation
unironically digging this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w
>>61745994
they make towels or summat
So Corbyn thinks we shouldn't do a thing about migration but keep spending and spending every time we add more to the population?
>>61745987
it's ok anon at least your personality is....is ....special
>>61745987
haha it's easy bro
just go up to her and talk to her :^)
Has Mogg spoken yet?
Cameron bringing the bants
CORBYN ON SUICIDE WATCH. BIG DAVE THE BANTER BOY ON A ROLL
>>61746019
do lefties seriously think this tiny island can keep absorbing huge amounts of people every year?
they must want the country to become one giant birmingham. i dont get the logic behind what they believe or say.
>>61746046
Nah and it's really weird considering he's like 40 haha
bless him x
>>61745987
Just be yourself
>>61746073
>>61746047
what's he said
really can't stand Amy Winehouse
she wasn't that talented, why did people give more of a shit about her death than Bowie?
>>61746074
ah yes, 0.5% of the population, literally ginormous
oh no how will we cope!
>>61746073
I'm going to miss big Dave, he would be goat if he didn't fuck up on the EU
>>61746105
because she died young
>6 years PM
>never answered a question
so happy his legacy will be shit
Got 10 months left to "live" haha
why does he look so arab
a-are brits not white?
>>61746093
He said that Everyone sat behind Corbyn had a chance to serve on the Shadow cabinet. and that the Shadow cabinet is a Job creation scheme with new ministers being hired every few hours
>>61746115
Hes good at PMQs desu. Bit like how Blair was
>>61746149
he's Atlantid
>>61746157
Hes not wrong though is hr
who the fuck is this iraqi spacker?
>>61746179
ispaqi haha
got pissed at a party last night and told everyone I voted leave
WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MOGG
JGP (janny's gonna flip)
DESU (to be honest)
SENPAI (onii-senpai)
>>61746202
early you spacker
>>61746179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTkaS7VHDg
spunked all over my desk earlier, went for a shower and when I came back I put my phone down in the goo ffs
>>61749054
hahahaha he fell for it lads
this tinder bitch is going to respond
>>61745092
I have a gf who is 1/2 Filipino and 1/16th Spanish
essentially the same thing
>>61749169
no, that's a mongrel.
Nigel farage accepts 850k offer to appear in celebrity big brother
not a very interesting read if im honest
not a very interesting read if im honest
not a very interesting read if im honest
not a very interesting read if im honest
>>61749257
thats my post
give it back
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