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Good sleep, Nige edition
suh dudes
and isn't it ironic
doncha think????
i love serbia
Good sleep, Nige
memes aside, clubbing is really fun
> get home after a long shitty day of work
> Thainonce is ALREADY here
what did he mean byt his
>>61740968
Mods trusted aussies with the ability to make threads again
That was a mistake.
>>61740968
we are simply wondering why americans don't celebrate easter
>>61740885
Good sleep, nige
Australians were a mistake
>>61740993
I do
>>61740885
Good night, Nice.
At work
>>61740993
We do but fewer people each year care about religion, it's usually just sharing a few gifts and maybe going to church
>>61740885
good sleep, nige
>>61741038
eesdah?
Tired, sick and stressed
Almost miss being unemployed
Almost
a celebration marking the resurrection of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior?
>>61740885
Are there people who really believe he resigned because he felt his job was done? Certainly, there must be some other political explanation.
>>61740885
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/work/nigel-farage-for-labour-leader-crazier-things-have-happened-this/
Labor Nigel hype?
took a pic of me arse lads, she's better than i thought
>>61741112
>Labor
>>61741112
She swept the north desu
>>61741112
Enoch truly lives through him
the gf
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Pimp
>easter spam happens
>tonnes of threads made about wanting australians range banned
i love easter spam so much hahahaha
>>61741192
Yeah and everyone hates you
Hahaha
>>61741112
My dad keeps banging on about how he would be a good labour leader. Said in the 60s/70s labour were all about protecting British workers and didn't care about speaking their minds.
>>61741218
ahhh oh no!!!!!!!
>>61741218
FUG MEE :DDDDD
>>61741246
BEADY
Irish gf is power cucking me lads
Was in the car with my dad yesterday and he referred to black people as "nig nogs" and "egg and spoons"
>>61741358
old guy at my work was telling me stories about being stationed in germany in the army, said 'lovely place before they let all the nig nogs in'. Is nig nog their term for all generic brown people? because I dont think it's black people causing trouble in germany
>>61741372
Is she English?
pinching my pennies
wait, oscar pistorius hasnt been sentenced yet? I thought that happened years ago
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>61741445
Thought nig nog only referred to black people but nog does sound similar to wog so I dunno
>Molyneux and Sargon
>>61741445
Before black americans appropriated the word for their own, nigger was used for any savage non-whites and foreigners
>>61741372
Really dont understand how they've done gigs in Europe, the US and Japan but havent done a gig in manchester desu. Thought it would have been much easier
>>61741456
Yup. She's from the Warwickshire
how do I make an omelette
>>61741653
not telling you
>>61741652
I-is she a slag?
>>61741456
I think she moved here from Japan at a really young age and grew up in London.
>>61741686
I'll let you have some
having a contemplation
>>61741653
Have to have an omelette pan, otherwise it's nearly impossible getting the fold right. Crack and whisk 2-3 eggs in a cup with a minced clove of garlic, thyme and black pepper, and, if you like, some sharp, grated cheese. Grease the pan with butter. Wait till the bottom is cooked before you do the flip. Sprinkle with salt when it's finished
>>61741653
you have to break a few eggs
>>61741653
mix the egg together then put it in the pan
We're all backing Nuttall for leader of UKIP, right, lads?
Doing a cum.
>>61741761
backing Enoch once I resurrect him
time for pizza, red wine, GTAV and chilling out on this cozy cold night
So what British think about brexit?
What British think about México?
are janny on strike
STOP RAINING I HAVE THINGS TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEE
Business idea: We stop being childish with the shitty shitposts and memes and we actually have grown up discussion about serious stuff.
morning all
Why my family didn't leave this colony in 1997? It's more rainy than London
How many hours sleep did you cunts get
god save the queen
>>61741835
>>61741837
that looks comfy
>>61741835
Holy shit guys, get a load of this faggot.
>>61741807
You have bad English, lad.
You must do better if you want a reply to your questions.
>>61741804
how cold
>>61741835
>>61741804
freezing here in brisbane desu hahaha
>>61741880
cold enough for me to get stiffy nips lad
Got into an argument on Reddit.
>>61741864
And it is, but rain is fucking everywhere and always
>>61741848
About 10-11 hours.
>>61741925
did they downboat you? ;_;
hair of the dog
>>61741848
At this point, 5 hours
Good sleep, Nige
>>61741967
Yeah, and I was in the right, the person I was arguing with was factually wrong.
So unfair.
>>61740885
good sleep, nige
>>61742001
What I do is create multiple accounts and upboat myself so i have the last laugh
>Dominos doesn't open until 10:45
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEally don't like this business model
Good sleep, Nige,
>>61742025
Too risky, admins can see and will ban you and all your alt accounts.
>>61740885
Good sleep, Nige
>>61741869
What is the opinion of the people of United Kingdom about the British Exit from Europe Union?
What is the opinion of the people of United Kingdom about the United Mexican States?
me on the right
nigel nigel nigel nigel nigel
why do leftcucks hate nigel?
>>61742048
Could literally make your own pizza from scratch in that time you utter peasant
>>61742048
dominos doesn't open until 12 here, then closes at 4am
>>61740885
Is it hard to find a qt British gf if I'm American?
>>61742074
Still not good enough, lad. Sorry.
>>61742082
Because he singlehandedly destroyed their dream of a totalitarion super leftist EUSSR
>>61742109
If you're white? Yes
If you're black? No
>>61742113
>discriminating because he's a spic
Fuck you, Nigel
>live here about 20 years
>didn't get a local citizenship
British passport is fucking useless here. Why there is so many who says "muh colony"?
"Brexit was a mistake"
- Nigel Farage
>>61742120
"When I came to this European Parliament 19 years ago with the goal of bringing the United Kingdom out of the European Union you all laughed at me, well you're not laughing anymore"
cock is steadily in my hand lads
>>61742120
>stop racism and fascism
I don't get this, do leftists ever explain why they think it's fascist to leave an economic/political union?
>>61742127
I'm not white or a negro
>>61742140
It's curryniggers
be honest lads, what are the chances of me wrangling an 18 month working holiday in australia with no skills?
>>61742158
they're always in need of shitposters
>>61742168
FUCK OFF
>>61742158
you can go be a peasant on some farm picking berries or some shit
>>61742109
is it hard to find a qt yank gf if i'm australian?
>>61742168
what's eid? muslim christmas?
>>61742230
Yes
Eid Mubarak /brit/
>>61742230
End of Ramadan
I submit my body to our icelandic masters.
Shut the fuck up about muslim bollocks you paki cunts, this a British culture thread
>>61742254
Does this mean my paki kebabish will be closed today?
What part of the country are you lads from then?
Dad said that he will never give a gob in his company in the UK to Muslims and other kinds of monkeyimmigrants. Is he a patriot? (As for me this is a bullshit)
>>61742168
>>61742246
>>61742254
>>61742279
Rasheed
had a really good idea for a post but it's gone now
fucks sake
>>61742279
so peaceful
>>61742288
East Anglia
>>61742282
May Allah save you from your fear anon
Lads how do I become an MEP? Seems like an easy well paying job
>>61742318
Move to a European country.
>>61742197
No, grills will like you unless you're hideously ugly
>More than 40 cases of rape and sexual assault were reported after two festivals in Sweden at the weekend.
>careful analysis needed before going to war
>>61742283
More likely to be open and very busy, Muslims have a feast to celebrate the end of Eid
>>61742318
Nige ruined it or the rest of us. No more cushy job claiming 2 million quid a year in phoney expenses, firing your German wife as your secretary to scam a second salary.
>>61742343
>7 (seven) years of work
ah yes very impressive mr. chilcot
>>61742338
what if i don't fit the stereotype of rugged masculine crocodile hunter man?
>six years for killing your wife
out in 3 lel
>>61742339
If I post this and say.. "every time you post I will post a picture of Mohammed, and it will be your fault"
Do you fuck off?
>>61742368
I thought he was in for like 20 when it was manslaughter? How could they reduce it now it's murder?
Mental
>>61742294
I'm whiter than your dumbass chink dad
>>61742294
He could literally be arrested for that if true
>>61742339
>look lads I'm trolling those pathetic nolifers HAHAHA10/10
Eating salt and vinegar pringles for breakfast lads. Didn't sleep at all last night. Wbu?
I don't remember early morning /brit/ being this shit
>>61742368
He's already done over 2 hasn't he, time served he'll be out by New EYars
Remember when we thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit?
How times have changed.
>>61742438
Slept pretty well, had Weetabix protein crunch with coconut milk
They look like little brown wheat crunchies but they taste like coco pops, would recommend
>>61742397
He's too rich to be arrested
>>61742396
Hey nigga easy, I don't wanna call the cops.
Going to start adding all fedora images to my filter
there's literally no need for them to take up space on my screen
I can scrape a cubic foot of gunk out of my ears every morning
>>61742466
He can't be arrested for choosing to hire whoever he wants within his own private company anyway.
>>61742449
I never thought that
impressions are clearly the lowest form of wit
>>61742489
He can be for discrimination
It would be almost impossible to prove though
is it just one australian who does the easter spam
panel shows are the lowest form of wit
Advisor just told me using a particular R method to get an error rate for my results would be "just applying a thin veneer of spurious statistical legitimacy".
The fuck does that mean, why is he so long-winded ffs who writes e-mails like that
>>61740885
good sleep, nige
>>61742538
the good ones are great, the mediocre ones are shithouse
>>61742462
Looking at it on the Weetabix website right now mate. Might nip down and get some next time I'm shopping
>Judge sentences Oscar Pistorius to six years in jail for murder
nothing about australia is sensible. they are a bunch of psychopaths living in an open-air insane asylum.
>>61742544
>"just applying a thin veneer of spurious statistical legitimacy"
"painting over the cracks"
Your whatever is shit and doing this thing won't make it less shit, just make it prettier shit
>>61742544
Gonna nick that phrase and use it in conversation, ta
>>61742544
*also I was about to put that sentence in meme arrows and attach a fedora.jpg pic in my reply to him but I managed to stop myself
>>61742569
Got mine at the Co-op but I've never seen it at Tesco's so good luck mate
>>61742618
Good filename
>>61742578
He'll be out in 3
Brits, how hard has your life changed since brexit
>>61742629
What is it?
Sent from my iPhone
>>61742652
it has literally not changed at all
>>61742683
: chilcot inquiry.
>>61740885
good sleep, nige
had a headache earlier but i took some panadol and now i'm fine
Unpopular opinion: Tony Blair shouldn't be arrested
why haven't the DBZ Abridged team been sued into oblivion yet?
Why do I have so much acne on my nose
FUCK OFF
Rumour has it that Are Corbz is going to get Blair on trial for war crimes, which is why all the blairite scum are attacking him.
>>61742986
>criticise people for sticking to their own communities and not mixing
>criticise people for mixing and killing the white race
THE SO CALLED IRA ARENT IRISH BECAUSE THEY KILLED IRISH PEOPLE TOO
>>61743000
trips confirm justice
i will arrest tony blair
>>61743024
>Rasheed
>Rorke
>Jehovah's witnesses knock on my door
>some old and lady and a fucking 11/10 qt
>old lady talks to me about he Bible and asks me questions
>bit confused but agree to read through the leaflet she gives me
The qt smiled at me but apart from that didn't say anything.
Could have had a jehovah gf lads.
>all the non Muslims on my goybook posting "eid mubarak" statuses
Ah yes I wonder if they'll wish Christians a happy Christian holiday when it comes around
Ah yes I cannot wait to go through 2.5 million words in the chilcot inquiry
>>61743024
desu fuck everyone for everything
>>61742986
she is a 10/10 in britain
>>61743064
I've never met a Jehovah's Witness in my life
Didn't even know we had them in the UK
>be a lefty and support feminism and gays
>suck Muslim cock
????
>>61743064
Would unironically convert to Mormonism for a moral qt wife desu
>>61742581
See that's much more sensible. Why even use language like that?
Picking the poshest twat of the lot as my advisor was a mistake. Never saw him without a tie, even when I ran into him on a weekend.
At least the project is interesting.
ah yes
>>61743093
The left have been in doctrines by cultural Marxism and they will side with anyone, no matter how conflicting, as long is it brigs down the Christian west. The left despise Christianity with a passion so they will side with the Christians natural enemy
>>61743119
>Why even use language like that?
To intimidate plebs like you
>>61743148
Your dad sells avon
>>61743148
>cultural marxism
averted my gaze after reading those words
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36721584
>There are more than 1,000 deadly shootings by police in the US each year, and those killed are disproportionately black Americans.
Really makes me think
>>61743186
Maybe because they're more likely to be in gangs and antagonise the police
When is chilcot coming out?
>>61743186
Statistics like this are fine, but statistics like "black Americans commit more crime" are very racist even if true.
>>61743148
>The left have been in doctrines by cultural Marxism and they will side with anyone, no matter how conflicting, as long is it brigs down the Christian west. The left despise Christianity with a passion so they will side with the Christians natural enemy
/brit/ still doesn't know the difference between being left wing and being liberal
>>61743210
11 am
>>61743210
When he's done his homework and not before
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36713031/more-than-40-sex-assaults-reported-at-two-swedish-festivals
>"We have five counts of suspicious rape," police at Bravalla festival told Newsbeat.
>"In three [cases] we have interrogated three suspects. We've decided to release them. There may be an investigation into sexual offences that are not rape," they said.
I hope we can all agree that the ethnicity, nationality and religion of these perpetrators are of no relevance at all.
>>61743210
11.35
Polydrug addiction the post:
Woke up still feeling the 5 xanax 2mg bars I had last night with the lyrica I popped as soon as I woke up and from last night, also passed out as soon as I took a tab of LSD; still feeling it though and tripping since that was 5 hours ago (I only slept for 4 hours, that's all I need).
Extracting some codeine and going to take 250mg along with some more pregablin... oh! and a nice cold beer. Then going to listening to some shanties, enjoy the buzz - then start smoking the Q of exodus cheese I got. Then play some Insurgency.
What are your plans for today?
>>61743024
having our culture and having our women are two complete different things you paki fuck
>>61743230
>reads the communist manifesto once
>>61743219
Everyone accepts that as true, but most people accept that it comes from them living in poorer communities
>>61743248
Madman
>>61743239
>>61743231
ta' la'
just applying a thin veneer of spurious statistical legitimacy to this thread lads
>>61743250
>our women
t. virgin
Mixing with people culturally leads to interracial and interreligious relationships
Love are emy
>>61743278
us nordies how ti do it
Playing shadow of mordor.
Bit confused as to where I am in the lotr timeline.
Mordor doesn't look like a barren wasteland yet and mount doom isn't even an active volcano yet. Men were patrolling the black gate so I'm assuming the black gate used to be a Gondor fortress?
So this is a time when evil forces took over mordor but isn't completely ruled by Sauron yet which explains the landscape and how humans are still, just about, living in mordor?
blood belching vagina
>>61743273
So perhaps the headline should be about poor people being shot if that's the case.
>>61743156
I'm not intimidated though, just annoyed
why is thainonce such a fucking rorke?
Was the cop who arrested him black or something?
>Fox & Crabb withdraw
>both back May
Gove btfo
https://youtu.be/r0IZ_TEzg7M
rate Finnish accent
>lotr timeline
Amazing how we can have two female front runners for the PM role and not bang on about "it's about time we had a female X" like Yanks seem to be obsessed about
>people are allowed to print blatant lies because it's an "opinion piece"
>>61743237
Not if you don't care about it happening again
>>61743405
It's not like it's our first female PM tbf
>>61743405
We already had a female PM, and she was an absolute madwoman.
Getting my scooter today and riding it home, nervous desu.
What was it like for you lads when you drove your first car or w/e home?
>>61743407
Thought that was Kevin McCloud for a second.
>>61743407
Do you care if some bloke is eating alone?
>>61743465
my gearbox broke and ended up being stranded for 2 hours
good luck
>>61743465
felt like everyone was staring the first time I went to work on my unicycle
>>61743483
Fucking kek, how much did you pay for the car?
Chilcot soon lads
/ausbrit/ when?
>>61743509
£300, got a new gearbox from the scrapyard and then it was the best car I ever had.
>>61743465
I commute via hoverboard.
>Other donors who have stopped giving money to the central party include Michael Foster, whose family has given more than £400,000 to Labour. He wrote in the Mail on Sunday in April that he and many other Jews would be “foolish to donate to a cause whose leaders view us with contempt”.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/05/labour-donor-exodus-struggling-fund-general-election-corbyn
>>61743539
Is every woman bi?
>>61743539
we're already ausbrit you twat
my mate is going out with a canadian and her voice is the most annoying fucking thing ever. fuck.
>>61743562
these things were popular for about a week here, never see them anymore.
i want to be more feminine
>>61743481
Why do people call you a nonce?
>>61743572
if it gets them attention
>>61743465
I took both my mopeds home in a van driven by my dad, so no worries there
My first car, I was fucking with the stereo for the first time and nearly drove off the road, but other than that all good
>>61743591
you can't work it out on your own?
>>61743481
Yes I point and laugh that's what we've always done in Sussex.
>>61743572
I remember seeing a study that said that pretty much almost every woman could get aroused by other women
It was theorized that it's because women are more sexualized in the media and commercials etc.
bretty intredasding stuff if you asg me :DDDD
>>61743604
stop deleting your posts for attention you paki fuck
>>61743610
He just seems like a regular /brit/ poster to me
>>61743627
and loads of women watch lesbian porn
>>61743591
because
>Thailand
as far as I can work out.. which is a bit silly considering the genuine ladyboy meme, but I suppose that isn't offensive enough.
>>61743624
Sussex sounds like heavy banter
>>61743604
i like your fashion sense
alri thailad
alri
anyone got the ramadan pepe
Eid?
Just three more days until I get two whole days off
Buzzing
>>61743572
I would think so
girls are hot as fuck
who gets attracted by men, we're all hairy and smelly
>>61743405
>Who is Margaret Thatcher
is it controversial to say graham norton's is the best talk show in the world? I don't know why other shows don't use the 'all guests at once' format. it works so well.
lads
Hope Blair gets strung up
Not because of brown dead people don't care about that
Just because he's a prick
>>61743740
Even gays like what is basically a woman with a cock.
blair and thatcher ruined this country
they are the reason London isn't white
>>61743770
t. Brown
>>61743755
Lefties hate Margret Thatcher
It must be horrible for them
They think she was one of the worst Prime Ministers because she was a Tory, school milk and muh mines, but she was also a woman
If you think about it, the so-called Left Wing hate 100% of female Prime Ministers we've had. Maybe it's lefties who are sexist pigs
>Haven't showered since April
the time just flies by doesn't it
>>61743770
He ruined this country and got away with it the madman
>3 people could be next PM
>all white
>all straight
>all cis
>all able-bodied
Why the fuck do I even bother going on. This country is a disgrace.
might move to ireland lads
I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
Told you, nigga, who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga
No, nigga, pull up on your blocks, we gon' blow, nigga
Go, nigga, run, nigga, run from the po', nigga (police nigga)
Gas what I smoke nigga
Feds at my door, jump out the window, nigga
Know you can't get no money silly ho
I just hit a stain, faneto
Talkin' out his neck, pistol to his throat
Blow this motherfucker, he gone choke
On the ground, on the floor
Someone pick him up, take him to the morgue
I'm ridin' through New York
Finna go and shoot New Jersey up
Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin'
We gon' come and blow New Jersey up
You want something? Hurry up
Boy who you tryna to rob, bitch we 30'd up
Just like Wokcano, bitch I'm Curry'd up
Cheese in my pockets, Velveeta
[Hook]
I just hit a stain, fanego
I just hit a stain, faneto
I just got 20 for a fuckin' 4
I spent that shit on a fuckin' coat
With my ear, now I got one earlobe
But I'ma still put some diamonds on him
>>61743796
it's ok to hate women if they're vaguely right wing
We need to change politics to be inclusive of everyone!
For too long we've had old white men ruling this country! We will change that today!
Now, for our new party head, we will elect an old white man!
>>61740885
good sleep, nige
I just got 20 for a fuckin' 4
I spent that shit on a fuckin' coat
With my ear, now I got one earlobe
But I'ma still put some diamonds on him
Baby girl these diamonds are not phony
This car I got, it came from Barcelona
These shoes I got, came from fuckin' Paris (15hun?)
This bitch mad cause I don't do marriage
Let a nigga slide, no we don't do scary
We tote pistols, no we don't do worry (Bang Bang)
I hope you chaps seize the opportunity to marry a qt european when they're about to get deported and desperate for a visa
guess which post I didn't read
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut
>avatar made $2.7 billion
wtf
>>61743883
lindy is a god
>>61743884
I've got my eyes on a half asian qt at the moment
>>61743911
I can see peanuts just fine.
>>61743914
>Literally just pocahontas with good CGI
>>61743884
Not gonna happen desu im infested with intense Jungle fever at the moment
>>61743946
>Abatap
>good CGI
lmao
>>61743883
lindy is the most middle class man in Newcastle if not the world
new
>>61743968
>>61741761
>tfw Paul Nutall will never lift a glass of water off your head
