Гocтья из бyдyщeгo Edition
bart
ned 2 get a johb 2bh
>>61737015
Update: scrolled through all the documentaries on iPlayer and couldn't find it
Found some absolute shite on there haha fuck me the bbc does make some good things but most of it is absolute dross
Is this the /brit/ thread?
>>61737262
What do you think
Mummy has no chance of winning, does she?
>>61737275
genuinely can't tell if a boy or a girl
>>61737163
Who this?
>>61737280
American boys must be very feminine looking then
>>61737275
Seems ded desu
wish i was black
wouldve made a sick rapper
una vela
This thread is racist.
Holy fuck m8s, how do you cunts drive manual as your daily drivers. Got a car in manual had it for a week and it's fucked. Mind you it's my first car and i had to learn manual in it so still nervous as all fuck driving it around as anyone would with any car. Just being manual makes it a bit harder especially since 95% of the people around you are all driving in automatics texting and eating at the same time.
>>61737323
That's because it's 5 AM in Britain
>>61737337
fucking white bitch crackas
The Euros are sad we don't feel European ;_;
https://twitter.com/wblau/status/750066161023418368/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>61737343
you'll get used to it after driving it for a few months. I don't even think about it when I am driving, changing gears is mindless
i giggle everytime that yank posts a british slang word
>>61737331
>I said slag off!
/brit/ sleepy
>>61737343
What is so hard about it?
>>61737373
Germany lol fucking hell FUCKING FUCK
>>61737376
This, it's only really an issue for city driving when you're constantly 1st,2nd,1st,2nd,1st,2nd..
>refugee migration isn't working guys
>MORE REFUGEES
why?
>>61737436
Because Euros don't have children anymore so governments are importing people to breed for them.
>>61737436
To get the GOOD refugees
>>61737376
My biggest problem is downshifting correctly, i do it too early going too fast so i lug the gears and shit got to get smoother with the downshifts. That and if i am coming to a corner i sometimes get a bit panicked trying to downshift and will let it coast with the clutch down so basically in neutral which is a very unsafe and a bad thing to do.
>>61737392
Just getting use to it desu, i hate turning off into a street or something when i am in a high gear. I am hoping the constant paranoia of driving goes away.
What should i be doing say if i am going 50km/h or 30~mph and want to turn off in either direction. Should i be breaking and then downshift after i turn and am straight again or downshifting before the turn while breaking or what.
business idea: flood syria with african, asian, paki, native american immigrants and let multiculturalism fix everything
*does a depression*
hahaha.....hah...haha.......ha..ha
omg thainonce will you just FUCK OFF, you're so disgusting
>>61737513
all i gathered from this post is that you can't drive
i giggle everytime that yank posts a british slang word
>>61737513
you need to heel-toe like a dorifto kingu
>>61737554
i like him, i'd let him rim me after a poo
Are you a monarchist? Why?
>>61737513
Give it a month and you won't believe you even had to post this.
>>61737568
That may be so but i am trying to learn m8, their really should be manual licenses like other countries. That way you learn manual properly and not just with someone who kind of knows how to drive it or from youtube videos.
>>61737513
>That and if i am coming to a corner i sometimes get a bit panicked trying to downshift and will let it coast with the clutch down so basically in neutral which is a very unsafe and a bad thing to do.
not really. it's fine to do that when you are starting out
>>61737632
Yes
I like the pomp and circumstance
eating cheesecake that hasn't even set yet
>>61737644
it becomes second nature and instinctive after awhile don't worry you'll get the hang of it
>>61737632
Yes
Culture and tradition is important for a cohesive society
>>61737513
jesus you're overthinking it. operate the car in terms of gear allocations based upon speed. it will differ from car to car, but this is pretty standard in hatchback and sedan.
>0 to 20 km/h = 1st gear
>20 to 40 km/h = 2nd gear
>40 to 60 km/h = 3rd gear
>60 to 70 km/h = 4th
>70 + km/h = 5th gear
the turning gearshiftis based entirely on the circumstances involved in the turn.
Any lads ever had their dog lick their nut sack?
boring circlejerk
>>61737739
thought about it once but nah im not that fucked up
>>61737736
I always went by rpm and the sound of the engine.
>>61737736
Maybe it's different since I ride a motorbike but I shift on what I feel the RPM is
>>61737736
You shift based off rpm lad, not speed
>>61737655
>>61737635
>>61737722
Hopefully it will get better with time thanks for the support and help.
>>61737736
Yeah i know i am overthinking it quite a lot, just the kind of autist i am.
>>61737771
>>61737756
>>61737770
like I said, it differs car to car but I know that those speeds coincide with my car wanting to change RPM wise.
pic is a qt new village made by charles
>>61737730
are you doing a sex tourism?
me doing an interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM5YUE4B7Xc
>>61737730
my rorke meter is off the charts
>>61737792
He's a brit who is a convicted pedo, he fled to thailand to avoid arrest.
>>61737792
Why are you posting these pics?
>>61737801
me 2
>>61737821
NAZI PUTO
>>61737790
This will be a none issue for you in no time, have a cheeky nighttime drive when there's nothing on the roads or something for practice.
>>61737791
probably, but the sound and the feel is what you'll go by in the end.
>>61737792
nope.
>>61737821
fuck off paki
>>61737842
>most nonces are white
haha people actually think this?
Tell me a secret you've never told anyone before lads
>>61737860
This "lad" does apparently.
>>61737867
tiny willy
>>61737867
i'm almost definitely a schizoid
dumb frog poster
>>61737860
most of the reason why there is so much nonce tourism in places like thailand today is because noncing was already rampant by the locals.
>>61737884
How tiny?
What's the youngest girl you lads think thainonce has nonced?
>>61737824
because i like english traditional stuff and i found out about charles' little project so yea
>>61737918
3.5 inch wew
>>61737903
For someone that's lived here for 4 years I've never heard anything about it with the exception of an old Aussie getting caught with CP sometime last year.
>>61737842
>>61737880
fuck off nonce, never reply to me again
>>61737919
his niece was 4 when he nonced her, however not all of his victims from when he worked at CBBC came forward, he might have gone even younger the sick bastard
>>61737945
Proofs
>>61737967
I'm on a train right now I can't take it out
but I don't see why someone would make that up
>>61737957
NAZI DE MIERDA
>>61737977
go to the toilet
>>61737986
really want to see this guy's dick don't ya mate
wish the britboo yank would fuck off 2bh
>>61737957
I thought you guys believed that this literal nonce was the perfect man.
>>61738012
(You) some of his posts
I want to see if it's me
>>61737977
Go to the toilet
GF is spewing on like a child
>>61737986
I'm not sending you lewds of my small wee wee
you'll just have to use your imagination
know this lad called wolfgang, fucking gang of wolves or something ahha
test
>>61738052
wish i had a name that gangster, my name is just pure irish and scottish
![Caracal_F_pistol[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/26OuBpJ.jpg "Caracal_F_pistol[1].jpg")
>>61738039
you know what to do
On my way home from Dublin of all places
>>61738052
hahaha call him pack
just be like haaha suh packman
>>61738073
better yet howl whenever you see him
i'm sure he'll have a laugh
>>61738072
Post willy
>>61738072
do you enjoy the drive?
>>61738085
hahahahahahaha
"rooooooo"
"hey wolfy, roooooooo"
priceless
>>61738072
6th time this week?
>>61738032
are you the runt who uses these phrases?
>runt
>bint
>mong
>bent
>willy
>wank
>melt
>bender
Extremely important poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10677250
http://www.strawpoll.me/10677250
http://www.strawpoll.me/10677250
>>61738135
wow dude so clever
seriously tho kill urself
>>61738072
did you get there on a rocky road?
>>61738128
Haven't used any of them recently, nope.
Used the word nonce a few posts ago
>>61738085
>>61738115
hahaha
"roooooo wolfie, what u gonna wear-wolf hahaha"
absolute platinum banter
>>61738090
cold out
>>61738116
1st of 6 believe it or not
>>61738128
it's more than one person but I like to think I greatly contributed to it
also pioneered the "paki nicked me mobile in tescos" gimmick
>>61738146
settle down mate
>>61738149
well it's not you then. This yank goes well out of his fucking way. It's atrocious.
>>61738154
>>61738115
>>61738085
>>61738073
Wolves can survive in a variety of habitats, including forests, tundra, mountains, swamps and deserts.
Wolf territories usually vary in size from 200 to 500 square miles, but may range from as little as 18 square miles to as much as 1,000 square miles. One wolf per every 10 square miles is considered ideal for wolf health.
Territory size is typically based on the density of prey but is also influenced by pack size, presence of neighboring packs, and human land use. Wolves will aggressively defend their territories from other packs.
Wolves spend about 35% of their time traveling. They often travel 20 to 30 miles per day, but may cover over 100 miles in a day when prey is scarce.
this is what i do to runts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dJCd4_hrIY
>>61738176
Is it this yank?
>>61738202
Seems a bit autistic honestly
Watching the baseball lads
Shit's boring but footy comes back tomorrow
>>61738226
probably. I'm genuinely surprised at how many unique yanks there are in here
literally thought there was 2, not fucking 10 of you. Still leagues better than /cum/ yanks
Having a wank right now
>>61738249
they're both horrendous
Think I've accepted that I will die having never even kissed a girl
hillary vs trump
Just had a massive shit and it pulled my arse hairs out so now my arse hurts
Hate crime!
really makes you do a think
>>61738289
*pushes arse hairs back in but with my penis*
>>61738275
have u tried being urself?
>>61738276
really makes you think
>>61738249
I'm the football Yank
Ama
>>61738289
>tfw I have a tear on my anus
>whenever I have a number 2 it tears again while healing
been 2 years now, blood everytime I shit
Hate both of these bloody yanks, fucking weapons.
>>61738328
Go the hospital and get stiches
>>61738303
they are friends....and trump is getting called anti semite LMAO
>>61738275
just bee :)))))
been having tfw no gf pangs last couple of days
not really sure why
>>61738358
no way
I'd rather die from blood loss than show a doctor my arse
Me mum is a dumb bint. Won't let me watch mock the week!
>>61738297
>>61738362
It's easy for you
all the girls are sluts in your countries
They've got a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CvHjEkhxJQ
>>61738328
I know this feel. but it's because of hemorrhoids. they get irritated and bloody every time I go for a shit. not a fan
Alri lads me cock is throbbing. Need a Chebs burst right now.
>>61738394
you could get a borderline retarded irish grill and have some ten kids
>>61738390
What
>>61738395
Any excuse it seems
>>61738395
When did students become such insufferable naive cunts
>>61738418
jog on jappy
>>61738421
"my dog ate my homework" is played out m80
How many sexual assaults need to happen before continentals admit they got it wrong letting fugees in?
>>61738413
Irish girls are arrogant as fuck
>>61738425
1968
Oi rungs. Wanking me willy instead of chatting with you bent mongs. Utter melts
>>61738395
Jesus Christ the referendum is over and 52% voted leave
Really wish people would shut up about it
>>61738395
>Le Cultural Enrichment meme
They're just missing Pablo's big EU cock.
>>61738426
jog on fatso
do yank girls use /int/erpals?
>Left-wing German politician who was raped by migrants admits she LIED to police about her attackers' nationality because she did not want to encourage racism
>A young left-wing German politician has admitted she lied to police about the racial background of three men who raped her in case it triggered reprisals against refugees in her country.
>Selin Gören, the national spokeswoman of the left-wing youth movement Solid, was attacked by three men in January in the city of Mannheim where she works as a refugee activist.
>The 24-year-old was ambushed late at night in a playground where she said she was forced to perform a sex act on her attackers.
>>61738249
>literally thought there was 2, not fucking 10 of you.
There's probably about 10 regulars who post at different times. I'm usually not up this late.
>Still leagues better than /cum/ yanks
You mustn't have seen me go full autistic memer yet.
>>61738473
yeah. the wife found her bull from nigeria on there. went ahead and shipped him on over. brilliant
>>61738394
ahhh yes, it's not like you just have to go to a club and not be awful looking to kiss a girl or anything
>>61738473
I'll use it if you want
:3
Just had to listen to this Swiss Chad absolutely smash a British qt after he woke me with his noisy entrance. I can see why Elliot Rogers went supreme gentlemen.
>>61738493
are you white?
>>61738473
Yeah you're quite the Munter though, doubt it'd be of any use you pissant
>>61738490
Most of the time I don't even want to and find other people disgusting to touch
Think I've accepted that I will die having never even kissed a trap
>>61738482
I can't fathom being so dedicated to a political ideology like this desu
>>61738505
Practically translucent
>>61738515
are you a real girl?
i said real NOT spiderboo "real"
>>61738509
>wahhh i can't kiss anyone
>i don't want to go out and meet people and even if i did, i don't want them to touch me
you've stumped me. absolute mystery why you're in this situation.
just made one of my best posts yet
>>>/o/15391978
>>61738527
I want a gf like pic related
But then in real life I find women disgusting and dirty
I can only be free from people judging me when I'm alone
>>61738521
I'm as real as you can imagine big boi
>>61738513
literally got a date with a ladyboy next friday I found on tinder
tomboys are handsome
irish gf has attacked a dildo to a drink and is going to work on my arse lads
>>61738560
then either stop thinking that or accept you literally cannot get a girlfriend with that thought process and live in love with a figment of your imagination.
>>61738587
How did that happen?
>>61738509
If being yourself doesn't work, then give up
t. Knower
Hate yanks.
>>61738582
i've spoken to yank girls for quite a while that i've met on /brit/ before and you're all fucking MENTAL
>>61738628
In what way(s)?
>>61738625
i do not
>Get burgled
>Police wont even attend
>Say something about Muslims on Facebook
>Arrested within the hour
>>61738640
Cling-E
>>61738654
>tumblr
>>61738602
ok
I don't mind being alone
I'd rather look at pictures on girls on the internet anyway
>>61738650
smooth
>>61738685
bit rude lad
>>61738654
That's why the uk needs to copy our bill of rights
The first and the second should help you immensely
The mass migration hasn't stopped the media just stopped reporting it
>Hairdyer just broke
>Now sitting here with wet hair
>Need to leave for work
>>61738707
yur right
I'll delet
>>61738695
>I don't mind being alone
i'm not convinced, and i don't think you are either.
>>61738710
The 2nd amendment is why our country a joke
>>61738758
SHALL NOT INFRINGE
Mia Malkova
>>61738758
Just go to Canada already if you hate freedom so much
>>61738729
you convinced me to stay alone
>>61738654
These days you get sent to jail if you even say you are English
Might move to America and get a sexy latina gf
>>61738862
dude it'll be like easy mode for you, once they hear your accent they will literally be on their knees sucking your dick, they won't even care what you look like or how socially awkward you are
>>61738798
tbqh i think that you tell yourself you're disgusted by girls because it serves your narrative of being alone, and places the blame on them for being disgusting.
you're so scared of people judging you the wrong way that you are avoiding entire facets of life to protect yourself. truthfully, people don't care that much. everyone judges everyone, but the judgements and our memory of the judgements don't really last that long unless it's an incredibly powerful one so either absolutely amazing or absolutely awful.
might move to UK and get a sexy british gf
>>61738896
>>61738862
really makes you think .... which one would be harder
>>61738891
can't it be both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nd4dVn8pxA
>>61738954
watched a few minutes of this and did not comprehend anything. just words and people moving around on screen. definitely not going to try to process intellectual videos this late at night
>>61738948
Hate these women who pander to 4chan
The runts eat it up everytime
Fuck sake I do not want to be awake at this time
>>61738948
just go out, leave your judgements at the door and try and meet people m8
>>61739010
Go to sleep then haha
>>61739012
you sound like my grandma
>>61739031
Can't haha gotta go into work early hahaha fucks sake
goodnight :) talk to you guys tomorrow
>>61739036
i am your grandma, now do what i say you little cunt
Why do people care about politicians etc publishing their tax returns so much?
Aлиca Ceлeзнёвa?
>>61739095
wat de fug
>>61739095
SLAVA CCCP)))))
>>61739058
Goodnight :-)
>>61738891
He knows this already.
It's just a very hard habit to break, he's been reinforcing it every day since his teens.
>>61739073
It's too late for me
>>61739095
hm
feeling scared and hesitant
>>61739123
SLAVA ROSSII, ELTSINU SLAVA
>>61739120
What's wrong?
bit chilly and windy right now in brisBane lads
about to go for my jog, hope i don't get hard nipples haha!
fuck bitches
>>61739172
She was my waifu when I was 13.
not sure if I'm ready to bare my soul to a woman again
>>61739196
was honestly confused as to a. why there was another hk poster and b. why they were speaking in a different language
>>61739199
yeah them bloody westerlies hahaha i'm freezing
Need to do a shave
>>61739210
good taste
>>61739221
i feel as though both our posts run on similar themes
we are bit two star crossed lovers
*looks out at the moon and longs for you*
> upload 3mb gif file
> captcha was wrong
REEEEE
LISTNEING TO GETZ MOTHERFUCKING GILBERTO AND HATING WOMEN ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>61739223
Because I can. My dad is a Brit ho was born here and mum from Russia
reckon i FUCKING HATE WOMEN
physically hurts me to see that she has seen-at'd me before i could seen-at her
*bites my forearm in protest*
>>61739237
You know, she's the best real girl I've ever seen. Has Гocтья из бyдyщeгo english sub?
reckon its jsut me and the hong kong in this thread right now
would beat that runt to a pulp if it ever came down to throwing hands
god, i only know few words in russian
>>61739242
>australian internet
*the mexicunt enters the ring*
"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY" *i scream*
*spear tackles him*
"MUCHO EL RIBBO UNO"
>>61739300
Учи бoльшe cлoв. B чём пpoблeмa?
reminiscing over the time my oneitis and best friend at the time texted me that she just sucked some dude's dick and I told her never to contact me again
been almost a year haha
>>61739285
She still looks the same
>>61739315
DA XAXAXA
teach me queens english lads.
very bored lads
what to do
Thinking of the gf to this song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
Not a fan of my breakfast desu kinda want to throw it all away and grab sometime somewhere else
Ass dude........ frickin ass. You ass hat. Douche nozzle. Bus turds
Just did a woke up to go to the toilet to cough out the phlem edition
Not a big fan tbf
A girl is doing some getting up and using a multitude of bathroom facilities, including but not limited to: toilet, sink, mirror, shower, towel
>>61739595
This girl is really cute
>>61739800
Why would a girl do that
