An independent Scotland edition
first for bubu
Ireland is pohe shit out of thwerless that Macedonia cisould beat t
Slags
>>61733609
no im telling him what he's doing has no consequences.
i actually like this girl, as in like like, as in relationship pls.
>>61733685
>big puddle in sweden
wdtmbt?
was meant to fill out a form to see if im mentally retarded for a doctor 3 weeks ago and i still haven't done it
>>61733776
guess you've got your answer then
>>61733776
think that counts as a top score lad
>>61733776
>literally you
>>61733685
>>61733758
i wonder if you are half as obnoxious in reality
still too much
>>61733805
>haha look mummy i gave him ebin jpg bants
Just realised my counselling sessions from last year with a woman made my mental health worse tbf
Fucking women just don't understand anything
had an interview lads
Looked them in the eyes when I talked, laughed at their shite jokes, shook their hands and they actually bought that I was a functional human being haha
Told me a day later they want me to start as soon as possible
This shite is piss easy.
going to insert a 6 inch knife into my chest so that if i get mugged i'll be prepared for it
>>61733819
if i didn't have a trip you wouldn't think anything of me
be quiet pls
>>61733835
excellent post
t. fellow wearer of stupid man suit
>>61733837
Fuck off
When I'm being raped I'll be thinking of you and laughing
Enjoy taking a dick up the shitter without any experience.
>>61733856
craven's butler was a trip and he was based, you're just a cunt.
>>61733756
would pay good money to see these two taking black cock
>>61733866
I'll probably get fired in a few weeks when the mask starts slipping.
Going to open my window for some air if a moth flies in all of western Europe will hear my reeeee
Lisicki, Ribena and the Janny sit in a dark room, tied to chairs.
You are given one gun, and one bullet.
What do you do?
>Arata Kasuga, a high school student, is being targeted by a girl with humongous boobs. In exchange for his life, Lilith says that she can erase his memories, but he chooses the third option. As a result, he ends up at a magic school, but why is there a naked girl in the men's bath?
do brits generally recognize anime as art?
>>61733885
>>61733939
kill ribena, geld lisicki, hijack janny's account.
>>61733939
i'd shoot toby twice
This woman saw 300 neo-Nazis marching down the street.
So she ran out and raised her fist in their faces. “I was thinking: hell no, they can’t march here! I had this adrenaline. No Nazi is going to march here, it’s not okay.”
Tess Asplund’s act has gone viral and drawn attention to the rise of the far-right in Europe
>>61733939
untie them all and then shoot myself
>>61733685
I love how all the export arguments fail to have the fundamental understanding that the good will most likely go somewhere, and the EU is a bigger market than the UK.
Besides, it's not like the exports to the UK would stop either.
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>61733984
wut?
>>61733984
lol she's a skinhead too
>>61733991
>Besides, it's not like the exports to the UK would stop either.
We'll stop trading with them out of spite
Boring thread
>>61733939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQj2L5Zuv9Y
>>61734032
>we
>>61734045
My dad's Andrea Leadsom
doing a concerned read
https://www.theguardian.com/world/far-right
>>61734000
Keks
why isn't racist anime a bigger part of uk politics?
>>61734110
>and gym memberships and makeup and alcohol
>three ands
>>61734104
>union flag on the far right of the image
poetry
>>61733939
untie myself and shoot lickdicki
>>61734119
I only watch British made media
>>61734000
lel
>>61734169
J-janny?
>>61734119
i only socialise with the crew and the gang
>>61733756
>you will never be a girl and go with other girls to the toilets to watch each other wee and touch bottoms
>when that friend who likes that girl copies her genre of status on FB
sigh. so pathetic.
>>61734185
>tyler durden
I am now an alt right libertarian
>>61734240
I do that with my mates all the time haha
>This is a beautiful, interesting building, it is like another world when you go inside. We weren’t sure about going into such a place as we aren’t religious, but we were made to feel welcome and the displays gave us a real insight into Jainism. Don’t miss this if you are in the area, it is free to go in…
hmmm might have to go there at some point
KILL TAIGS
>>61734257
*calls you a cuck*
Why are you up
>>61734185
>not getting everything worthwhile out of it before it plummets
Pretty obvious desu, I don't think much is going to change until 2 years time.
>>61734247
>Anglophone
The English will dominate the globe, they thought it was Jews but it was us all along
>>61734302
Fuck off commie
>>61734308
waiting for you to go to bed so i can perform cunnilingus upon your mother's genitalia
>>61734287
Hear really strange noises and shouts in the forest near my house some satantic ritual or some shit I think
>>61733685
Jocks will never get their independence. They had their chance and they passed it over. Voting to remain in the UK was a vote to abide by all of its future decisions - including the ones they don't like.
>>61733914
Do you not have screens?
>>61734351
to be honest, if any nationality were to cuck me or my dad, I can imagine it being a bloody Irishman
Ah yes it's a 'message you 4:30am to tell you that she thinks your cute but doesn't feel a romantic connection with you' episode
Really wish this bitch would let me mop in peace
>>61734351
She's fat and fuck and menopausal enjoy the stench
>>61734361
Hmm yes Americans invented the English language and colonised America very impressive
Somebody give me a none meme opening. I think she's into horse riding.
>>61734380
you overestimate my prowess with the opposite sex
>>61734405
Horse girls are crazy, don't bother
Need Leadsom to beat Gove.
This will be a big day for the tories.
>>61734405
No fucking joke think I know her post another picture
>>61734405
Haha so you're an equestrian? Cause I've got a quest-to-get-in
>>61734185
>>61734391
is this the girl who told you she was done with you yesterday?
just stop replying, it will probably drive her nuts haha
>>61734426
how tall are you?
Spastics
Haha I've been 18 for 7 months and I've still not done anything exciting yet
>>61734462
Already replied like a grovelling piece of shit I am but when she replies again I'll just see at it
>>61734470
5'12
>have to be out of education for 2 years before i can do dentistry at uni
Time to go full cocoon mode, lads. Can anybody rec me some good muscle building routines and ways to improve myself?
>>61734371
making independant nations was a fucking mistake anyway england and scotland are literally the same fucking place
>>61734405
nice striped shirt, were you in auschwitz or something? haha nah just kidding :p! my names anon, nice to meet u!
the only person happier than me about getting a match would have been a man on a deserted island trying to start fire haha ^-^!!! speaking of fire, let's meet up for a bubble tea and kindle our own flame :PPPP
>>61734489
>tfw 5'10
>tfw standing next to my 6ft friends it feels like 2 metres
/fit/'s meme images are not a joke
This photo is from WW1
Absolutely crazy
>“During my campaign, I had come across a small number of (mostly) young men, who had strongly racist views. They told me they would only vote for a party that was willing to get rid of black and coloured people from this country. What struck me as strange is that they weren’t bothered about the thousands of white Europeans arriving from Central and Eastern Europe”
>>61734485
>A v
>I am a V
What
>>61734485
just leave it at that last message 2bh lad. Looks like more hassle than it's worth x
>>61734523
I'd rather die alone than ever type that message
You are all very rude boys and should feel ashamed of yourselves
>>61734552
sorry
time to get drunk
>>61734538
yeah will hope she messages back so i can do a very passive aggressive seen-at
Perhaps historians will say one day that what is happening is all part and parcel of Britain’s post-imperial decline. From running the greatest empire ever known, its destiny is to become a small, over-populated and not very important island in the north Atlantic.
>>61734532
/fa/ as fuck.
While I was shopping in the international aisle.
>>61734533
is she retarded?
>>61734523
fucking kek
had a good laugh at this
brilliant post
>>61734600
What?
>>61734492
If you don't have access to a gym, this is probably the best you can do.
Easter??
What should I say if I ever get engaged in a theological debate with atheists?
why the FUCK am I awake at 3am again
why the FUCK are YOU awake at 3am?
>>61734485
you just have to stop replying m8. i know generally replying is considered nice and polite but yeah, you just can't indulge this shit.
worst case is she stops talking to you, and you end up exactly where you are now. best case, she gets obsessed with getting replies and you start calling more shots and you can fug her.
>>61734625
there's reasons people don't like blacks and muslims
>>61734585
>Irish flag on top
Based yanks what my ancestors died for
>>61734641
neet
>>61734492
>Can anybody rec me some good muscle building routines and ways to improve myself?
read /fit/s sticky, do Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe (but dont do GOMAD, it's a meme that'll make you fat). Good luck lad, lifting's a lot of fun
>>61734582
The French regular uniforms looked better I think. Stuck out like a sore thumb though
>>61734585
Both the British and American date labelling systems are shit. It should be:
>year / month / day
not much going on in my life right now, feeling disillusioned with the establishment and abandoned by society, might join one of these far-right movements and take part in these street rallies. would be a good place to meet people.
>>61734647
yeah you are 100% spot on and i will just see-at her when she replies to my question which was like "Do you normally get crush/romantic feelings for people this early on?"
hows this for the go though -- just going to become an apathetic husk and try to get girls by being cool and mysterious/emotionally null
>>61734641
sugar
>>61734679
Do you subsist entirely on tinned food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg123Jmzp_U
is this live with no editing?
if so very impressive
just memeing on these kids.
Remember when the BNP got 500,000 votes and Nick Griffin was a mainstream politician
>>61734668
The first photo you shared is really quite trippy. At first glimpse it looks like a behind the scenes on a movie set.
>>61733685
flatmate just posted this and i cant tell if she's being ironic
>Think I'm gonna regret this here goes nothing hahaha.
>IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ME DRUNK, PRESS LIKE.....if I get more than 30 I clearly need help, copy this to your status, see how much of a piss head you are....
>>61734715
this
when will it ever be the case that year is the most important variable?
>Ywn be guts
inb4 edge
inb4 weeb
>>61734735
why are facebook users such autists?
>>61734722
yes
>>61734741
I want to be Serpico
Or with him, either way
>>61734745
she was probably too busy thinking about you x
>>61734745
>failed her first year uni exams
she'll just resit them and pass m8.
>>61734741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
>>61734745
>18 year olds
fuck off
>>61734741
i have weird shape ears like Guts
Dumb frogposter
>>61734731
There's a thread on /his/ with a bunch of them. They really look modern in some of the photos
>>>/his/1354797
>>61734745
If you had the balls to go up to her how could you still be a virgin?
feel like the age of entry to /brit/ should be my age and above
do not like having to talk to people younger than me as their third eyes are almost exclusively tapped shut
taken a benzo
Please for the love of god let me sleep
>>61734776
this is reserved for anime like moe and kay-on or whateer teh fuck, and also naruto and bleach
>>61734776
>going outside and letting people see you're actually into weeb shit
Dont do that. I just read my shit online.
>>61734795
christ on a bike imagine being there and seeing that shit
Think I'm gonna regret this here goes nothing hahaha.
IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ME DRUNK, PRESS LIKE.....if I get more than 30 I clearly need help, copy this to your status, see how much of a piss head you are....
stuff learnt from peep show: just talk to females.
>>61734822
this, people wonder why anime autists are so obnoxious, it's because only autists are obnoxious about it
>>61734776
>new-gen
what? c'mon nguyen is like the only vietnamese surname in the world at least learn how to pronounce 'you-en'
>>61734834
Haha +1kudos
hey bbz u want sum fuk
--------------------------------------------------------
IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ME DRUNK, PRESS LIKE.....if I get more than 30 I clearly need help, copy this to your status, see how much of a piss head you are....
>>61734862
it's more like "win" but yeah
>>61734585
get yersen some of that salad cream
>>61734715
>>61734738
It's not about which is the most important value, it's about how it results in things being sorted by default. Having the year first, followed by the month, followed by the day results in chronological ordering. Anything else results in a mess.
>yyyy/mm/dd
2012/05/03
2014/03/06
2016/07/01
>dd/mm/yyyy
01/07/2016
03/05/2012
06/03/2014
>mm/dd/yyyy
03/06/2014
05/03/2012
07/01/2016
the beginning of the hangover 3 is giving me feels, and also dread
>>61734880
I haven't seen shit like this since I was 14.
This is triggering my PTSD.
>tfw into fatties
>tfw finally trained myself to wank to porn with chubbies or thin girls with big arses
i will soon be normal lads
>>61734853
>pass test
>be seen as clingy
>get rejected
Fucking women, materialistic whores obsessed with social status up to the age of 25. Then beocme bitter old hags.
>>61734903
>sorting your canned goods that autistically
IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ME DRUNK, PRESS LIKE.....if I get more than 30 I clearly need help, copy this to your status, see how much of a piss head you are....
>>61734927
you are the edgies cunt alive, i hope you die of brain cancer you fucking lanky fuck
>>61734691
m8 if you are ed, you do alright meeting girls and shit. you just treat it like it is - a possible date, and that sort of thing. a lot of guys conk out on girls now and then, it's why we applaud guys who consistently smash every puss they chase.
you just have to identify when it's best to stop replying. i mean getting seenzoned in the middle of a convo is rough but it's not like that. there are distinct times when replying just does nothing but either hinders you or encourages bullshit - this case being the latter. if she's showing little interest? eh just don't reply to the convo when it's kind of dying out. some girl outright rejecting you, telling you you're exhausting to talk to and then sending that shit at 4am? screams "look at meee" and cowardice because she's sending them at times you can't reply instantly unless you're up at 4:30. it's the very classic hard to get, sweet allure, hard to get shit. just fuck it off.
>>61734104
I really like that pic is like "this is my motherland get the fuck out!" 10/10
>>61734938
Try having a list of lots and lots of dates and the advantage of YMD quickly becomes clear.
>>61734104
that mudskin is really pushing the line between fashion and homeless
>>61734928
Why would she laugh at you for being a virgin?
>>61734970
it's 07/06/2016
of course YMD is more efficient
When does your life suddenly just fall into place? When do you find a nice girl? When do you stop wanking to degenerate shit? When do you stop spending the majority of the day looking at a computer screen?
*opens the thread*
Hmm yes... I see my krill emporium continues to expand. Excellent. Soon it will be harvest time. Mm yes.
*leaves*
>>61735023
never. there is going to be people who never find a girl or a job and spend their life on 4chan all day. it isn't the 1950s anymore
>>61734830
If they had stepped off of those wooden planks, they would've drowned in the mud
The worst part is that that battle wasn't a victory for either side
>>61734937
*likes*
hahaha once or twice.. maybe u are a pisshead haha x
>>61734955
Una vela......
I would like to buy one imperial pound of sausages please
*Gets arrested under Statutory Instruments 1994 No 2866 and No 2867*
>>61734943
jeeze louise papa cheese thats some pretty enlightening guidance. yeah it's a bit shit desu i don't really care about girls but if they're cute, and especially this one cause she's fuck off smart and does my degree too, there's some instinctual response that my body fires off where i become absolutely infatuated with them its classic biology bance lmao. honestly though i reckon at least 50% of girls have some sort of mental illness or have just not developed enough sympathy in their lives.
you the lad with the date saturday? hows the convo been going?
*spam*
listening to ovlov and i feel like disaffected american youth. Quite like it desu
>>61735134
come on mate gib us a link
![hQYlqxv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/385L0iv.jpg "hQYlqxv[1].jpg")
gf just faxed me this
what's good music for lying in a dark room and staring at the what could be the ceiling but could equally be an amorphous shadow creature
>listening to ovlov and i feel like disaffected american youth. Quite like it desu
>>61735159
stone in focus - aphex twin
Haha
getting my daily dose of jade joddle
she has a terrible complexion bitch needs to be better at putting on foundation
Look out lads the faceless brussels bureaucrats are coming with their needless regulations!
who /drinkin/ here
>>61735159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ
>>61735208
post of the day with 0 contenders thus far
>>61735023
Those things (or the lack of them) are just symptoms of being depressed
>>61735208
Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeah? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
hope it's a shadow creature so I die of fright
>>61735023
>wanking
font
getting my daily dose of Hansard lads
>>61735156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5aR10R3Xo
>>61735159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5aR10R3Xo
>>61735098
i know what you mean but that's why the guys who do best with grils are usually seen as arseholes. they don't have that infatuation and so they're less driven by emotion and less keen on essentially trying to convice the girl they'd be interested.
but nah, not the lad with the date haha
>>61735159
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiw-8XG5d3NAhUDcRQKHQgvCV8QuAIIRDAG&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcdiY6kijYHE&usg=AFQjCNFy38nj51CW93arq0iVzP0tEOdn8g&sig2=le1FUycmaK3rP0CwP3p41g
>>61735274
will listen to this one
>>61735274
well done mate
>>61735255
>generic guitar and whiny singer
Ah yes very groundbreaking
this song makes me feel like the nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD1Lfnmi0mQ
>>61735274
you expect me to read this?
^(not a virus)
Mmm i want to lick a pussy
i want to lick ice cream off of >>61735284
>>61735007
And a mong is.........?
>>61735085
Plz no...
>>61735303
go to syria
want to lick a dog
>Literally the only reason I'm still alive is that possibility that shit might go down in the world and the thought that I might forfeit the possibility of killing people in a war if I kill myself now.
>>61735269
>but nah, not the lad with the date haha
not yet haha x
>>61735353
>gif
fuck off
el vino did flow
>>61735350
a dog made of knives
>>61735380
was bladdered, blottoed
>>61735380
buckfast is not wine
women
are
filthy
>>61735303
wonder how many people don't kill themselves because they're holding out hope for a zombie apocalypse
at least three I'm sure
>>61735353
>not vaping
WTF
>>61735422
he is you blind americanski
Posted this in last /brit/
No one gave a shit. Thought I'd try again. Apparently /brit/ isn't what it used to be t.bh
>>61735339
Dos velitas
need music to fend off happiness
i'd bloody love her to be widowed
>>61735394
hedgedogs mentioned
>>61735457
its the best way to seduce detectives in noir films
Hello would you like a baguette
>>61735445
fuck off leaf
>>61735463
hedgedogs are gay
>>61735445
I love Cracked
>>61735442
pranked haha
I'm an owner of a small business with a fair few employees.
When people say to me, "Would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss?"
My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.
>>61735366
hahaha very wishful thinking there m8
not sure what I should do, go to bed or keep watching ww1 docs
>>61735521
kill some of those muslims in your town
>>61735478
incorrect
>>61735489
Ukraine/Russia then probably
Read an article about Americans going to Ukraine to fight a whole back
>>61735488
Don't believe in any conspiracy theories like you conspiritards LOL!
I don't live by "The Rules".
If there's one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system then it's Ian Botham.
>>61735559
conspiracy theories are actually conspiracies
>>61735489
>>61735529
quite spergy even for real nigga hours, if u up smash that muthafuckin like button btw
>>61735501
*you've fallen over so i kneel down besides you*
not yet, but they will follow
you will fall, you will be hurt, and you will rise again. they will hate you, they will hunt you, but in the end they will need you.
*looks over at the oncoming storm clouds on the horizon*
there is a storm coming. once which will weather away and expose us for what we are -- you are not done yet.
Shit myself as a laugh
I vape everyday like a Pro ;)
>>61735532
there's a dead hedgehog outside my house
>>61735588
fuck off abdul
REALLY need to start spell checking my posts
*the AMAZING drum kick in on cloud nothings 'wasted days' and i start banging out some sick air drum moves*
I THOUGHT
I WOULD
BE MORE
THAN THIS
>>61735602
sorry, I was full and there wasnt a bin around
>>61735489
>the only abnormie group there are the IS lads
join ahrar as-sham
the crusader coalition warplanes will not target you
you're a bit late though.
could have been an iraqi mujahid back in 2003 (not the al-zarqaqi affiliated ones)
post choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZxqhHhHFxI
>>61735602
goulash tiem
getting niggered tonight
*listens to bloodhail on repeat*
I can feel the memes coursing through me
*tickles my jeb end with the tip of my tie haha banter*
>>61735630
*al-zarqawi
messed up there didnt i haha
>>61735446
A-anon plz, no in front of the euros.....
>>61735610
deus vult lad haha
Did he hate Muslims lads
>>61735673
3 velas
