Our Majesty Edition
>>61731089
First for independent Scotland and United ireland.
karen
>>61731108
Not happening, lad.
>>61731108
Poland independent from Germany when
Doing a going to sleep lads.
Night night.
See ye in the morning!
xoo
>>61731089
krauts off the throne
jacobite revolution NOW
kpop
>>61731108
First for Poland being partitioned between Russia and germany
caran
>>61731151
le ebin quirky random image from foreign country xDDD
who /baller/ here
my ex from 6 1/2 years ago just tried to call me.
wat do
first for a border wall to contain the rebellious Scots
>>61731151
tfw no snipper doggu
doing a brilliant redditor impression and watching all of h3h3's videos haha
>>61731125
delusional
>>61731187
what's this?
>>61731131
Our media aren't 80% in german hands do you have profFS ?
Also pole is president of EU and he is independent from Merkel influence.
>>61731189
She's busy text later
>>61731200
that'll show em lmao
gonna fucking do you in mate
>>61731234
ok Bartlek
>>61731251
if only
>>61731251
Try it you foreign POOF
July 6th. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>61731089
EXCELLENT EDITION
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>61731225
it says there
Whats a band that people with friends listen to that won't make me look like a pleb or a vapemaster?
>>61731290
Thank God for the rain that washes the filth from the streets
Post the moment you became a bremainer #DontActivareArticle50
>>61731301
>google play money
so literally nothing
I'm so happy /brit/ is a community of devout followers of Jainism (that means we are Jains!)
Michchhāmi Dukkaḍaṃ!
wow queen are a lot worse than i remember them being when i was like 8
>>61731344
that's not from r/unitedkingdom by any chance?
>>61731314
vampire weekend
>>61731290
>>61731332
is this taxi driver or watchmen?
>>61731365
>google opinion rewards
>>61731378
r/ukpolitics
Blessed be us Jains!
>>61731393
taxi driver
>>61731393
taxi driver
Obama on the telly lads
Why hasn't someone sniped him in the head yet?
>>61731344
What an absolute mong they go on about financial services but dismiss manufacturing completely?
Ffs manufacturing contributes more to our economy at around 20% of GDP compared to financial services at about 14%
genuinely think article 50 will get thrown out and there will be a second referendum
![denrio[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SyX64Mn.jpg "denrio[1].jpg")
>>61731393
>>61731410
yeah but the money you get is play store money so its worthless
no NEET cash for me
>>61731202
No need to call the Polish guy delusional, m8.
He just doesn't have an understanding of our politics.
*walks slowly towards you*
>>61731422
>>61731438
>>61731450
good. You have good taste
>>61731441
All the poles propping up the manufacturing business are going home lad
>Need to pee
>In bed naked
>My brother might still have his friends round
>Fuck i'll put a t shirt and boxers on.
>Walk past them on the stairs
>They looked shocked
>Look down and see the buttons are open and my penis is out
fuck sake lads
>>61731441
manufacturing is about 10% broseph
>>61731392
ok, listening now
also pls don't be memeing me because I will tell people I like this when I attempt to make friends this fall
I hope you've been following the five vows, Jainbros!
>>61731450
you talking to me?
>>61731493
HIGHLY sceptical of this story.
>>61731459
Would never actually pay for a phone app so I'm saving up for a treat :)
ITS BEEN DISPATCHED LADS
ITS ACTUALLY ON ITS WAY
business idea: put fluoride in the drinking water
>>61731511
enlightenment awaits us!
>>61731497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_sector_composition
Nope. 21.4% of GDP
>>61731493
that didn't happen
>>61731511
how do more jains get born if they dont fuck
>>61731501
i was memeing bro
but maybe normies will like it idk
Pound just tanked massively. Continuing to drop and fast.
We're fucked lads.
business idea: fear-monger about fluoride to sell filters
have been watching a swedish channel on youtube for the entire day
their language is burned into my head now
>>61731520
what do you mean, you can use it outside the play store?
>>61731501
>>61731557
Tbh vampire weekend was actually a good shout. Normies love vampire weekend, and basically anything on the soundtrack of "made in chelsea"
>>61731548
We are the children of the ignorant. Only by abstaining from ignorance can we reach enlightenment.
thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBH6kKNBK1s
>>61731544
manufacturing is different from the industrial sector you absolute fucking goon
>>61731573
it just bumped up a bit though, which is a lot considering the jews are trying their hardest to fuck it up
business idea: replace barbell training with resistance band training so i get massively developed glutes and triceps and the rest of my body atrophies
>voted to leave
>remainer pm
lol
>>61731602
it seems he just makes the same video every day, multiple times a day?
>>61731586
no I will buy a nice app that I would never have wasted money on
>>61731605
t. Reddit retard who got called out with a source and is now chatting shit
>>61731511
>>61731542
>>61731597
what the hell happened to /Brit/?
fucking Muslims openly posting and nobody says anything
go back to the desert, goatfuckers
>>61731611
awful ideas
following in the footsteps of my role model x
>>61731635
cant you just pirate that shit?
Pirate scumbags
>>61731658
mexican fuck right off your shitposting is so stupid
everyone's asleep i assume
>>61731622
Glad I haven't bothered to apply for my Irish passport yet as there'll be no need anyway. I already seen a shop last week specifically named "Ireland Visas" looked like some dodgy paki shop tbf
doing a meditation
No haha
>>61731519
>>61731545
Its not like it unrealistic
>>61731526
What lad?
>>61731712
im really sold on the concept of this gimmick but it seems a bit disordered?
>>61731638
yeah... no.... they're different things buddy
https://vid.me/z7II
literally . me
>>61731602
"suggest that i use money from my fathers trust fund"
well there it is, old tims dad must have been loaded.
fascinating video this
absolutely fascinating
you wont look at life the same way after watching this
absolutely revolutionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk2gEWOMsi4
>>61731712
Poo in the loo
>>61731638
http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NV.IND.MANF.ZS?locations=GB
bout 11% actually, i were wrong
not as wrong as you though lmao
you lads are boring im gonna go play pokemons
>>61731611
the eu is just germanys empire, it serves no other purpose
business idea: start buying pound now with a stop around 1.2850, sell at 1.31
>Farage is like a rat fleeing a sinking ship
>likewise for Boris
>quitters
>like children playing with our future and now quitting when there is hard work to be done
Daily reminder that these "people" have the same voting rights as you do.
>>61731557
thanks anyway, might try eavesdropping irl
>>61731590
I'll check it out
>>61731411
Explaining our symbol to the new Jainbros,
Pic related!
>ramsey can't play
are there any players out on portugals side?
no second referendum
we won, get over it
>>61731706
>dodgy paki shop
So any shop?
>>61731712
Isn't meditation a sin?
That things Look like some heresy, banned by church many many years ago.
yes second referendum
we lost, get under it
reminder that time is circular
Going to millennium for the game tomorrow. Going to be blitz if we win
>>61731851
England should have a referendum on whether or not we should let Scotland stay.
>>61731867
how can you go 16 years ago ;-)
*drops a full mug of tea*
*it smashes on the floor*
hmm, what can be done about this
*begins investigations*
(7 years later)
hmm... I think, having had time to reflect upon the events, it would be better were people to make sure that they were fully ready to pick up a cup of tea before attempting to do so
>>61731858
>>61731811
>>61731712
>>61731651
didapoo
Business idea: make millions from Google opinion rewards. Make a shitty app that costs money. Buy a load of the apps with the Google opinion rewards and retire a rich man
>>61731881
we're talking about EU referendum you moron.
>rio olympics are completely unfinished
kek
What are Cornish women like?
>>61731712
this >>61731849
don't post this antichrist crap. /brit/ is purely for people who has accepted christ as their lord and saviour
>>61731791
Nah eu Stopping german economy to be even stronger.
without eu germany will dominate europe. EU Stopping that.
>>61731888
Fanzone wales vs portugal.
>>61731925
>EU referendum
OH STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT
IT'S OVER
IT'S DONE
recommended reading for /brit/
Arrived in the UK lads.
t. Polish man
>>61731945
article 500 hasn't even been invoked fool
>>61731921
my face when Ireland is so powerless Macedonia could beat the shit oit of them
>>61731928
Well they haven't started
>>61731957
THERE ISN'T AN ARTICLE 500
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT
>>61731928
who'd have thought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4G1r2u8m9g might go to kiev this summer lads x
>>61731925
you mean the one that we already won
fuck off runt
>>61731955
POOland
>>61731989
>>61731980
you're going to be so triggered soon :)
>>61731957
*article 5000
>>61731984
can i come with u? :3
>>61731955
Ponoć żywność tam mają paskudną. Obczailes juz jakieś polskie sklepy w twojej okolicy z normalnym jedzeniem?
crest
thoughts on my new look?
ah yes, the rich shall surely be the only ones to suffer from all this. they wouldnt just pass their losses onto paeons like you would they?
>>61732020
Jajajajajajajjajaajsja
I think we can ALL agree on these
but if you don't, that's good! Multiple opinions and beliefs are a good thing, a sacred tenet of Jainbros (Anekāntavāda)
>>61732017
ONLY if you:
1) are a cute girl
2) can bring top quality bants
>>61731991
Bit rude.
There was this annoying ginger fourteen year old who kept talking to me throughout the flight. She's visiting her brother during summer break.
She didn't shut up for two hours straight.
>>61731984
Lots of Ukrainian qts in this vid
>The UK faces a period of uncertainty. We're facing turmoil in the two biggest parties, the two main conductors of Brexit have withdrew and resigned, the pound is falling, the FTSE 250 still hasn't recovered completely and Mark Carney is trying to make ends meet. We clearly need a well loved, unifying, apt Prime Minister to unite the country in these uncertain times.
>LETS GET THERESA MAY
>>61731984
Chav
>>61732017
Cute chav
>>61732032
you speelt peon wrong you retard
>L E A D S O M
desu
>>61732032
A lot of people who voted Brexit did so with their lives being unable to become any worse.
Council estate turnout was three times what it was for a general.
How will life get worse for people whose wages are depleting into nothing?
Feels like there are more Jainbros on /brit/ every day, makes me happy.
>>61732068
maybe 2) :x
>>61732079
I just want to go to a big eastern euro city 2bh, weighing up between kiev, warsaw, and krakaw. Just trying to figure out which of those is the least likely i'll get my teeth kicked in
>>61732055
i once placed a piece of potato on the jainfag's lunch. poor bastard had to throw away his entire lunch and remained hungry for the rest of the day
>>61732086
I'm with morality man and think the Tory party has to fall apart or otherwise be destroyed before Britain can recover.
>>61732117
>bennies cuts
>school cuts
>nhs cuts
these povvos leech off the state, the state having less tax revenue will hit them hardest. the rich will be fine, like they always are
>>61732023
what does the P stand for? penis? haha
>>61731450
Someone make a delet this pic out of this
>>61732117
EU will make sanctions on your country and Send boats with 1500k refugees.
So no one else will want to exit.
>>61732093
assumed that it was like paedo but you're totally write
>>61732179
>>bennies cuts
This is a good thing and is already happening.
>>school cuts
This is a bad thing but we spend way too much on education anyway
>NHS cuts
The NHS should be privatised. The knock down in taxation would create a happier wealthier society and me being forced to pay for other people being sick is amoral. Especially considering the fact that a lot of people exploit it.
>>61732179
the true face of a guardian reader
>>61732165
About half of the Eastern European countries look far nicer than the UK
>>61731955
>>61732076
Are you the one who was going on the trip and was scared of getting beat up or byldo scum?
>>61732180
pittsburgh
>>61732203
Best we can hope for is domino effect.
For France to leave, for Italy to leave for Spain to leave.
People love free trade but hate freedom of movement.
I don't see how Juncker, Tusk and Shultz can't see that.
>>61732238
>me being forced to pay for other people being sick is amoral
>>61732249
get rich, its your fault if you're not
>>61732238
so they're going to be better off? what are you saying
>>61732238
except you are paying for yourself when you pay for the nhs
>>61732256
No, I'm not afraid of anything.
>>61732203
BTW
Look how shitty is russian currency, economy and salaries after EU sanctions, even oil aND gas not help them.
POOland.......
>>61732283
I'm saying that they're losing things they shouldn't be using in the first place (with the exception of school cuts).
>>61732294
I don't use the NHS.
I don't get sick.
>leave voters
Who let chavs vote? Why did we let chavs ruin the country?
>>61732283
let's face it you are not rich either mate, nobody here is
probably upper middle class retard who thinks he's bill gates because his dad drives a bmw
really makes you think
Post your face when it turned out most neuroimaging research results from the past two decades belong in the trash.
http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2016/06/27/1602413113.full
>Functional MRI (fMRI) is 25 years old, yet surprisingly its most common statistical methods have not been validated using real data
>In theory, we should find 5% false positives (for a significance threshold of 5%), but instead we found that the most common software packages for fMRI analysis (SPM, FSL, AFNI) can result in false-positive rates of up to 70%
>a 15-year-old bug was found in 3dClustSim while testing the three software packages (the bug was fixed by the AFNI group as of May 2015, during preparation of this manuscript)
>It is not feasible to redo 40,000 fMRI studies, and lamentable archiving and data-sharing practices mean most could not be reanalyzed either
le monke
>>61732251
i know, i've been to prague and budapest and they were the best places i've ever visited. Poland looks really cool but my polish friend memed me into thinking i'd get the shit kicked out of me but skinheads if i dont speak polish
>>61732337
realistically you would be paying for health insurance regardless if you are sick or not friend
>>61732299
Better hope you don't see me then.
4chan has an interesting effect on you
It first rapidly turns you right-wing
You stay there for a few years, then you realise all the people here are fucking idiots, their entire political view revolves around memes and anime, then you slowly become more left wing
le monke
wish more people just UNDERSTOOD
>>61732371
>i'd get the shit kicked out of me but skinheads if i dont speak polish
Only if you're not white.
>>61732281
>Random fucker is a hypochondriac
>Consumes electricity, takes up beds, wastes doctors time, have to pay for their wages while he wastes their time, have to pay for the wages of the nurse that also has to tend to him, have to pay for anaesthesia that is used on him, have to pay for his CAT scan, have to pay for his x-rays, have to pay for the food he consumes while there
Or I could do none of that and keep my own money.
I choose the latter.
>>61732390
this is true
>>61731089
>buy a toaster bc brit called me a bender for not eating toast
>just had a buttered peanut butter toast sandwich
>>61731929
uhhh go on holiday there sometimes and they seem slaggy since they don't have many options
>>61732426
You are paying health insurance regardless you stupid fuck.
>>61732374
Which again is quite silly.
There should be a near complete divorce between the government and your wages.
Of course not 100% but much more than it currently is.
Jainism teaches pacifism. The svastika is peace.
>>61732365
i read this! what a cluster! and to think that i was about to volunteer for a fMRI neuroimaging study
>>61732390
I've been here for eleven years and I'm still right-wing.
>>61732390
literally this exact thing happened to me
became ultra right wing in the span of a few months after browsing here, then slowly realised that i was unironically being influenced by a bunch of fucking retards and slowly, subconciously became more left wing
wouldnt it be great if the government just didnt exist lads
just think of all that liberty
>>61732408
im white but i only speak english, trying to get some basic polish from duolingo before i go. You polish? Are skinheads about even in Krakaw?
>>61732439
Did you have a glass of milk with it
>>61732457
nah it's fine the way it is and the vast majority of people agree
>>61732390
>letting your view be molded by a website
That's pretty sad desu
>Unironically being left wing
That's even worse desu
>>61732503
i think you know the answer to that
need a man like this
>>61732505
Vast majority of people are wrong
nationalism is a mental illness desu
I like poland
>>61732512
hello newfriend!
So many people on 4chan think they are literally billionaires because they make maybe 30K a year.
You aren't subsidising anyones healthcare unless you are extremely rich.
>>61732499
scared already of being punched in Greggs don't need more of that anxiety thanks x
>>61732498
yep
even if you leave 4chan for a few years, you will always have redpilled thouts
>>61732536
buttpecking is sacrilage in jainism, lad
>>61732538
you'll grow out of lolbertarianism in time, just hope you don't have a health scare beforehand
>Brits unironically still have royalty left
>>61732545
>newfriend
I've been here for years and I was right wing before I came here.
Not BNP right wing but Tory right wing for sure.
Why would you let a website influence your political beliefs?
Billionaires bring jobs though
>>61732550
tell us what might happen lad
>>61732589
uh oh you must be a bit slow then
>>61732502
>im white but i only speak english, trying to get some basic polish from duolingo before i go.
It shouldn't be a problem and whatever you learn in a short amount of time probably won't help much other than make some cuties laugh.
>You polish?
Yes.
>Are skinheads about even in Krakaw?
Loads, and the Kraków ones carry machetes.
If you want to get laid in Kraków now is not really the time. It's a student town full of student cuties, but most will be on summer break until September now.
>>61732371
Skinheads don't beating white ppl.
So they are not dangerous for 99.97% of polish society.
Tbh skinheads movement was popular but only in end of xx century i saw a lot of them in end of 90s. But now they are very very rare even in big Cities.
Now having beard and beeing hipster is popular.
>>61732581
If I die then I die, YOU shouldn't have to pay for me.
Imagine if I raped your mother. You would be paying for my well being. You would literally work for me despite what I had done.
Regardless of how edgy it sounds - other people's lives aren't anyone else's business or problem.
>>61732593
if you allow them to dodge taxes, yes
>>61732582
>sweden unironically still has white people left
>>61732589
the only thing I feel like 4chan has influenced for me is some social issues although it's pretty minor and easily justified through evidence.
>>61732622
He likely doesn't mean "proper" skinheads but just scary big bald slavs like me.
>>61732622
would you agree that EU money is slowly (visually) turning your country to 1st world
on street view it looks like it
>>61732617
no government means no police means i'm much more likely to be beaten up on my way to buy a sausage roll
>>61732637
>why yes i DO exist in a vacuum
>>61732593
don't upset the lefty
>>61732582
knock knock am sweden king
>>61732619
How so?
Am I stupid for not being influenced by 4chan?
Is being influenced by 4chan a sign of maturity?
>>61732640
Most of them are Left.
>>61732663
>>61732667
I am now an alt right libertarian fuck communism they killed 70000000000000000 peoples
>>61732694
just pulling your leg haha
>>61732637
>other people's lives aren't anyone else's business or problem
yes because we all live in a bubble
i think you might literally have autism
me on the far right
>>61732680
No you are a nigger from República Dominicana
your choice, lads
>>61732680
>Argentinian
Could've fooled me, would've fit in with all the Somalians in Sweden
>>61732622
>>61732620
alright thanks lads, think i'll give krakow a visit
haha
>>61732753
>let's sing kum ba yah and hold hands under a rainbow
It's not considered insane for being so inhumane to not want refugees to come to the UK, why is me not caring about other people I don't know considered edgy?
>>61732654
You mean dresiarze?
Polish gopniks?
Most of them emigrated to uk.
i saw a lot of them before we joined to EU. But after than there was tsunami of them to uk. Poland is safer and more educated people stay here. Also sending part of cash earned there back to poland So polish economy only gaining.
my throat/airway is getting quite tight
not liking this
>>61732830
Ohh look it's poland
me in the yellow
plotting a late night poo and shower then bed
australians are literally the best posters in this (and indeed any) thread
>>61732909
t. aussie mcabo
Very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676024
http://www.strawpoll.me/10676024
>>61732808
because refugees don't live here and as a result their actions are mostly in a bubble compared to those of my next door neighbour or my community as a whole you fucking mong
are you baiting or are you actually so autistic that you cannot comprehend why not having the vast majority of the country living in dire poverty is not in your interests?
>>61732830
>Also sending part of cash earned there back to poland So polish economy only gaining.
This is literally the only reason why I voted brexit
POOland.....
>>61732922
Maggie go back to your coffin
