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the queen's guard edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't cum until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face
caran
poo
![tdy_snow_depression_140813.today-inline-vid-featured-desktop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SSzzHNN.jpg "tdy snow depression 140813.today-inline-vid-featured-desktop[1]")
ah
kpop
Me round the back of the mosque edition
*closes down your coal mine*
bart
c*ra
Another guard of the British Queen
She wants from brum up her bum
going to bed
>>61728951
go to bed
considering a career in being a janitor for 4chan
anyone know if the pay is any good?
>middle class cunts ITT will never have the glorious memories of caravan holidays
Charles
need a new oneitis 2bh sick of the current one
Hello
Sissy Brit boys
>>61728791
>>61729011
>Not going abroad when we literally live in the era of cheap foreign travel
>>61729011
>caravan holidays
utterly dire, have no fond memories of these
>tfw hearing your mum and dad have sex whilst you are mere feet away
>>61729055
japan on lsd
Wish I had enough hair for someone to brush for me. Something about hairbrushing is so very comfy.
>>61729055
hi post toot
>>61729070
I used to have a ponytail
Trust me, long hair is a curse
>>61729055
hello froggy frog
>>61729059
this definitely happened
>UK leaves the EU
>UK's greatest ally is the US
>UK shits on Trump while he's steaming his way to the presidency
>UK losing their greatest ally
>>61728967
>dads a brummie
let me put it in, lass
>>61729082
I don't want really long girly hair, just enough to be brushable.
>>61729062
wtf
>>61729096
false. conservatives in both countries will enjoy the stronger relationship
>>61729108
wish i could say that was a joke but alas it was not
>>61729096
Our greatest ally is new zealand you mong
But trump is a fucking liberal
been told by a very reliable source that heaven and hell are in fact real
>>61729076
I don't have toot
Only noot
>>61729011
>>61729062
you can literally DRIVE to bloody europe and you go on vacation in norfolk
*snorts* working class screbs...
Need to be in 6 hours lol
blackberry making quite nice phones but I can't afford them
>>61729100
>dads a brummie
Brummie white flight needs to end
anyone have the video of Tim accusing the dentist of messing him about?
>>61729096
Isn't he losing?
>>61729166
I'm not white
>>61729158
heaven is a place on earth
>>61728892
Me on the right.
>>61729165
Is this a new gimmick :^)?
>>61729165
stop copying my posts runt
>>61729096
But Trump has been very supportive of Brexit
Only the lefty cunts in some shitty back room of parliament no one cares about debated banning him, that was never gonna happen anyway because it was a retarded petition
>>61729160
Post toot
>>61729179
yeah, but so was brexit
anyone else /shoegaze/ here?
>>61728934
i actually fucking hate cunts
>>61728951
>>61728892
Disrespectful Tbh
>>61729166
This place is shit anon, anyone with sense wants to leave
>>61729166
my dad was born in 44. benefited from atlee's economic policies and then fucked off to the colonies after uni
>>61729174
Every video he makes?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bikini+haul
aaah yes
>>61729223
why do they have the strap in their mouth?
>>61729204
liberal media in you're cunt really needs to shut the fuck up then. all i hear on british news is how trump is LITERALLY HITLER and how he'll bring about WW3 and of course genocide etc etc and none of that is true. it's fucking frustrating to listen to
*uses all your butter*
Haha nothing personnel kid
whos your favorite on niconico
blackberry making quite nice phones but I can't afford them
>>61729251
picture hurts my eyes desu
just gonna have some nice buttery toast lads, brb
sitting on my couch
>>61729263
its a fetish thing
>>61729278
hey give that back thats mine
>>61729270
Literally never heard this desu
>>61729270
No you don't you lying cunt Trump hardly gets a mention
You obviously have either specifically googled trumps name and then a uk news channel or are just chatting shit, he barely gets talked about
Fuck off with your persecution complex lmao
>>61729263
The strap is placed on the chin because when they originally fought against cavalry, a strike to the helmet would knock it off their head instead of breaking their neck.
>>61729332
there are nightly debate panels on sky full of different people all saying those exact things
>>61729252
Liberals r awesome
I'm going to deny (you) all your precious (you)
>>61729284
i did one of those laughs where it hit me unexpectedly and did that "huh huh" thing while breathing out
>>61729317
lol
Ate a whole tube of Pringles
>>61729350
do you guys know how dumb that shit looks
officially bored
>>61729284
That's literally what a satellite phone looks like in 2016
dont reply to him
>Iraq Inquiry: Chilcot says 'careful analysis needed before war'
>His 12-volume report on the conflict is to be released on Wednesday - more than seven years after the inquiry began.
Seven fucking years and all he's got is "careful now"
>>61729376
Fuck off lefty faggot
mum's a total drama queen and it's annoying as fuck
A pipe of Pringles will suffice.
>>61729374
Why don't you eat my whole tube as well ay lad, haha
>>61729376
It's tradition and history my yankee friend
>>61729229
there's one where he actually encounters the dentist in the hallway though, I can't find it, about a week ago I think
>>61729350
That would only work if the strap was placed under the chin not over the mouth
Don't hear about Isis at all in the news these days guess they just went away
https://youtu.be/wbkS26PX4rc
>A pipe of Pringles will suffice.
>>61729441
Pirate scumbag
>>61729424
you're packed in a bit tight
diversity is our strength
>>61729495
Dirty wetback
>>61729474
Been seeing loads of videos from the bbc middle East editor from cities the Iraqi army has recaptured lately, seems like they're slowly being pushed back
>>61729443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
HELLO TIM
>>61729516
just kidding haha
uuummmmmmmmmmmm wetsuits?
>>61729390
if we got a base on the moon and some comms satellites in orbit what would be the delay for their messages?
>>61729516
*gets beheaded*
>>61729540
heh nice
>>61729443
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
Ahh yes
>>61729390
satellite phones are supposed to be sturdy
their sole purpose is for calls
![282CD10A00000578-0-image-a-8_1430415957652[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NXR0efC.jpg "282CD10A00000578-0-image-a-8 1430415957652[1]")
>>61729376
They look much better than US uniforms Tbh
>>61729317
new flat?
>>61729424
the goat comedy series
2.6 million words to say future wars need greater care.
good job chilcote
>>61729489
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
>>61729496
Ooohh, she's..... nicer than my wife
>>61729521
That's the one, thanks lad
Just saw independence day lads, it was okay. They threw in a Chinese lady for no reason as a side character.
Business idea: green text something that wasnt even posted
>>61729598
dunno I stole the image
>>61729611
is she qt
Listen to this piece carefully:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka1fq_42fo
Hahahaha
>>61729521
TIM DO YOU NEED HELP
>>61729621
>egg basket
top kek
on point lads
>>61729648
i need you out of business is what i need you've been messing me around for too long so i need you out of business
>>61729582
Why would you pay someone nearly half a million for a speech? Genuine question, no memes pls
>>61729645
>not debussy
>>61729669
me in the red
>>61729669
Absolute madmen
>>61729669
cringe
>>61729680
"""""Speech""""" = cover for a bribe
>>61729669
charming
>>61729680
Tax payer money m8
Politicians don't understand the value on money.
>>61729563
thanks
>>61729705
cringe
>>61729669
would take great pleasure in kicking each of their runt heads into a fine paste
>>61729521
how have I missed this video
going to bed for real now
>>61729723
fuck off dogfucker
>>61729521
Poor bloke, the dentist was actually concerned about him because tim went into a 30 second autistic fit at the start
Listen to this piece absent-mindedly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFIGoB7rK70
think ill eat a pain au chocolat
FUCK YOU BREXIT CUNTS I LOST MY PAYRISE THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU RACIST MONGS WANTED TO VOTE FOR MEMES
>>61729669
really really gay, if youre gonna be a loser why post about it on social media too
tim is absolutely fucking bonkers. needs help the poor bloke
Night lads.
>Bradford West MP Naz Shah's suspension from the Labour Party has been lifted.
How long will YouTube leave up the video where Tim caves in the dentist's skull with a hammer?
desu i can see why people become aggressive faggots
>>61729800
night x
>>61729787
Oi don't lump all us Tims together
>>61729787
t. Oxford health
I know your games sunshine
>>61729782
Funny that you say that online but you wouldn't dare say it to my face
>>61729813
Nice to see Labour standing up directly to the working man's enemy
Business idea: rent Tim's flat after be gets evicted on August 31st
>>61729888
why do you watch this stupid fucking shit you cunt
business idea: tell pakis to sod off
>>61729639
Yeah, looked her up, apparently she doesn't speak English.
>>61729521
the music coming from the radio or the T.V. makes it cinematic
pure gold
help lads, being DDoSed
had enough of the dentist messing me about 2bh
first man to step to me will be banged out
>>61729800
good night ireland.... or should I say good AFTERNOON! ahaha get it because it's the afternoon rn
>>61729932
me on the left
Where will tim go? How will he survive without the dentist messing him about? What will be his new obsession? Will he use his landlords brothers trust fund money to purchase the flat?
So many questions to this epic tale.
Why is Murder, She Wrote the bears' show?
>when sunshine starts drilling in the middle of your cover
*sips iced mocha*
ahh the high life
not sure i understand this Tim gimmick lads, can you spoonfeed me?
Do you cunts actually watch all these Tim videos haha wtf
i wonder what tims arsehole smells like
>Hello
*spins around in a circle*
>Are you ok? Do you need help?
*fills a canteen with water*
>Tim do you need help?
n-need you out of business is what I need
>>61730027
paranoid schizophrenia
>>61729977
FANTASTIC chebs
>>61729787
One of you should send him a letter of just a picture of the dentist
>>61730027
Middle aged mentally ill bloke who uploads loads of YouTube videos
>>61729888
>melee losers quarters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlknkt0HqY
HEY YO MA MA MA
doing a regret
>>61730063
yeh i'll just magic his address out of thin air should i?
>>61729979
Why is he always so sweaty?
>>61730027
tim is sort of like kev but far more JUSTed
>>61730085
makes me sad for reasons I can't quite articulate
>>61730092
it's in the description of all of his videos
>>61730085
african choirs always give me chills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
how do I stop being so nasty on the internet?
really need a gf, maytbe then the homosexual feelings will go away
>>61730092
How new are you
Just got in from the old pub (ye oldé pubé)
"wanna see this ass? lemme see that cash" - considering printing this as an official /brit/ shirt how many of you would wear it?
>>61730122
Supposed to make you smile anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YTqmMDd3zs#t=3m9s
Try the actual video
>>61730142
>>61730161
the joke
your heads
Anyone want to know any company secrets from Wetherspoons lads? We don't really have anything too shocking desu, but the contract I signed explicitly forbade me from talking about the job on social media and I think things like that are silly.
So is rent for a flat £500 or over everywhere?
why is everything so faking expensive i just want to ill myself
>>61730193
No I don't want to know them
>>61730213
Gonna get worse with the pound tanking.
>>61730193
nah you're alright
You have one photo to put in an envelope and slip it under Tim's door.
What's the photo?
>>61730193
i work at mcdonalds and if poop ends up on the food it's an unwritten rule to not mention it
some cunt nicked my stop sign last night
>>61730213
500 a month?
>>61730213
pretend to be a muslim refugee
get refugee housing
>>61730193
is the food actually cooked
Why do only blacks buy king size rizla
>>61730233
>be German
>have lots of money and cheap rents
>euro undervalued off the backs of the rest of Europe
must be nice. i'd go there if i didn't hate the language
>>61730256
>poop
foy
>>61730270
yeah
>>61730190
jokes have to be funny
>>61730213
new flat opening up soon lad >>61730161
>>61730264
might have a poke around
see if i've still got my stop sign
haha
>>61730287
Tim would do his absolute NUT.
>>61730143
racist
>>61729270
The media literally says fuck all about trump. It's the 99.9% of the population who say he's a literal retard.
http://i.imgur.com/OLcCOA8.gifv
does this video terrify anyone?
I would've collapsed on the spot
*holds up one free boyfriend coupon*
doing a poo
>>61730143
me too
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
quran 2bh lads
>>61730352
i'm not autistic so no but it would've been pretty freaky deaky :DD
>>61730254
>>61730384
what was he genuinely thinking
what kind of haircut is that
why
why
cant get a job if I don't live by myself because living with me mam and da makes me anxious
cant live with myself if i cant get a job
quite a conundrum
Donald drifilififimaumpifimatigiliphikifumpf
>>61730413
i reckon that haircut will be really popular in 20 years
>>61730389
radical
>>61730282
Define cooked? Most of it is pre-prepared and heated up in a microwave. Steaks, burgers and eggs are done on the grill. Cod, chips, and onion rings are done in a deep fryer.
>>61730413
he wanted something italian looking to fit his heritage. but he didn't have the hair for it
Pirate scumbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUipkWVbaQw
>>61730444
what about the macaroni
business idea: build wall all around mexico so they can't go anywhere at all
investing in the tim meme
also what the fuck
>>61730482
Says the ex-colony of Spain
>>61730482
>Allows Mexican citizens to pour across the US border
>Calls Trump a racist
>Has strong southern borders so horrible central American illegal immigrants don't enter Mexico
business idea: real life restricted rock paper scissors party
watching cosmos lads
>>61730350
this isn't true. He's on sky news every other day for something he says
they don't debate over him like in the US but they do report on him
real emotional instability hours who up?
Got really horny and decided to try spunking in my own mouth
>>61730505
iirc it's pre-packaged and heated up in a microwave. I'm almost certain they don't make the sauce or even cook pasta on-site, it would be too time-consuming seeing as they aim to get all food out within 10 minutes. It's fairly decent mac and cheese though, better than the other shit pastas we do.
>>61730335
fun found: found it whilst canoeing
took a stop sign home with me... in a canoe
they're pretty big and there isn't much space in a canoe
haha
>>61730530
I thought that was a hairy ass lel
>>61730553
might go postal in a while, might not
let's see where the night takes me
>>61730350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYsE88hmIbY
>>61730254
Are you me? I've literally been dreaming anout this exact scenario for the past week. The picture is kev of course.
>>61730566
it is pretty decent
so the only things that are actually properly cooked from raw is the meat (burgers and so on)?
also i have a question about the beer
my local wetherspoons when i'm at home does bottles of arran blonde, but all the other ones i've been to outside my local area don't sell them
who makes this decision?
>>61730586
Follow your heart
>>61730589
Could you imagine Tim making a video about a strange letter he received and pulling out a picture of kev Jesus I think /Brit/ would explode
>>61730587
Fucking farage slagging off Mosley
>>61730559
did you swallow like a good girl?
sort have lonely lads
>>61730654
never forget
>>61730589
Are you me? I've literally been dreaming anout this exact scenario for the past week. The picture is kev of course.
>>61729270
nobody gives a fuck about him or your country now get the fuck out of this thread you fat disgrace
>>61730695
surprised nobody got arrested after that whole poleaboo harassment thing
might start shaving with a straight razor lads haha why not x
>>61730695
already forgotten
really wish i was that water bottle
l
a
d
s
>>61730734
don't forget the boxcar and a jug of wine
>>61730720
Objectively untrue
>>61730634
Yeah I guess so, just the meat and the eggs as far as I know. Basically everything that can be pre-made will be pre-made.
I'm not management so I'm not 100% sure about this, but pretty sure the pub manager will have control over all decisions about what types of craft beer to sell. With the big beer companies the central Wetherspoons office will have made deals so that some beers (e.g. Carlsberg. Carling, Ruddles) are sold in all the pubs whereas others (e.g. San Miguel) aren't sold in any of the pubs. For smaller companies it probably just depends on what the manager is interested in or thinks will sell well, and even then they'll be working from a list of ones that central office has approved. I've worked in 2 pubs and I don't think we've had Arran in either.
>>61730760
i mean this 1 whoopsy daisy
*gets a train down to st pancras*
*Becomes a big shot In the city*
*Runs for tory leader*
All in a days work eh
Theresa or Andrea, brit/pol/?
>>61730559
I can't do this the taste is no good and you get immediate regret
>might start shaving with a straight razor lads
>>61730856
theresa "microphones are not in your walls" may
>>61730810
>st pancras
doxxed, my good sir
>>61730856
wrong board cunt
doing a morris dance
theresa may is the man for the job
>>61730856
I wish we had a clone of Maggie to be PM
>10897 videos
fucking hell lads going to take some dedication to get through that
>>61730870
Leadsom wants the bbfc to review every single website because "won't somebody think of he children"
Yes, every single website
>>61730807
>>61730760
more webms pls. I never saw any of her which surprises me
>>61730899
no you don't
>>61730791
just so you know, i live directly opposite of the island of arran itself so it would probably be classed as local here
but thanks for your answer, i wasn't sure if it was a decision made by the local managers or their head offices
How is /brit/ doing after they realized the joke has been played out and Nigel has abandoned you all like a COWARD during these troublesome times?
>>61730927
I do
>>61730899
yeah because privatising everything is always the answer
>>61730922
so they are both fucking clueless, good to know, really glad this is how our country is run
Baked beans on toast for breakfast.
>>61730940
you realise nige literally can't do anything to start brexit because he's not in the English Parliament
>>61730940
the age of memes is truly among us
>>61730922
She's big on privacy though.
And that's unrealistic, out of the 2, Andrea is the best.
>>61730934
Yeah they'll try to stock local beers and ciders where possible (i.e. where the brewers will sell them cheap enough to make it worth it), because they'll always be popular with locals and visitors to the area.
absolutely despise lager and only drink ale lads
am i fedora
>>61730945
no you don't
>>61731006
absolutely
>>61730987
Ermm the queen an appoint whoever she wants as PM and it's the PM's decision to trigger article 50 xx
Get in here, lads.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Andrea/
>>61731042
are you a paranoid schizophrenic?
>>61731006
Depends, what type of ale? If craft IPA or APA then you could still class as a trendy cuntish hipster, but not quite a fedora.
quite obvious that heavy stuff falls faster than light stuff if you ask me
>>61731079
literally anything besides shite like old speckled hen and newcastle brown
new early edition
>>61731089
>>61731089
>>61731089
>>61731089
really really hurt my shoulder mates.
>>61731102
not even going to bother
janny will delete it
hi lads
lads?
lads
