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pants edition
I use toilets. AMA.
Tsar.
/deutsch/
>>61720283
>i use toilets
pics or gtfo
Sanskrit ?
Lithuanian?
>>61720283
Show me your toilet. Right here right now. Go and take a pic.
>>61720331
>>61720374
stop bullying our aryan brothers
>>61720500
> not using a FlachspĆ¼ler
pleb
>>61720561
>toilet snob
wew lad
>>61720500
>hole right under bum
bad toilet
>>61720561
>poopshelf
good toilet
>>61720937
That's a showerhead.
t. bathroom expert
>>61721029
wao good catch. didn't think anyone would notice
>>61720937
The infamous 8 streamer. You convinced me bravooo
>>61721029
do you do birthday parties?
>>61720937
>>61721029
>>61721076
no its not, i pee like that all the time. Here in lithuania we call it "purkŔtuvas" or the sprinkler .
>>61721076
>a lot of streams
>anyone wouldn't notice
:P
>>61721097
Why do you ask?
>>61721174
lol Estonia you're so clever :DD
>>61721224
:(
Me on the left. Im cosplaying a latvian.
>>61721469
me and my mates cosplaying lithuanians
me in the middle
>>61721771
kek why the fuck are there so many Indians holding the Lithuanian flags
>>61721771
Haha. you got me. Its the first time i saw this file. Boy do i feel embarrassed. I should think more before posting again. I sure dont want to fall in to this trap again, no way no how. Thats right, from now on im a reformed man. Thanks, latvibros for enlightening me. Praise perkons.
>>61721746
:)
>>61721979
here's us again
haha had so much fun that night
YUUUUUU ESSSSSSS AYYYYYYY
PÄdÄjo nedÄļu laikÄ āLatvijas AvÄ«zesā redakcija saÅÄmusi daudz sÅ«dzÄ«bu no cilvÄkiem par to, ka jaunajÄs pasÄs vairs netiek rakstÄ«ta tautÄ«ba, pat ja dokumenta saÅÄmÄjs to vÄlas. IerÄdÅi skaidro, ka tautÄ«bas norÄdÄ«Å”ana esot vecmodÄ«ga, nepraktiska un vispÄr ā diskriminÄjoÅ”a.
>>61722700
wew
>>61721746
You can undress too, its okay ;)
>>61722700
Laiks gÄzt valdÄ«bu
>>61722862
jau par veelu
>>61722965
Nekad nav par vÄlu
t. KÄrļa UlmaÅa slepenais mazmazmazdÄls
>wanted to make some tea
>made coffee instead
fml m8s
>>61720500
I can see that you haven't used it.
>>61723103
girls can code too ya know
>>61723334
>>61723103
I bet she can't installed arch like a 1337 pr0 like me
get pwnd
>>61723103
>>61723334
I don't need her tips and quips when I can hack anything with this. Right now hacking my pet rock into lvl 60
http://hackertyper.com/
Who '''fascist'''' here?
>>61723334
>Jajaja
Why do they do this?
>>61723523
it's haha in hue language
>>61723496
Russians.
>>61723523
Its "hahahaha" j pronouanced like h.
Shits fucked up to say the least.
>>61723641
how many russians do you know personally?
>>61723334
Looks like fat fingering cli navigation. The upper division of the screen you actually see a hello world program.
Joke:
A russian walks in to a bar. Everybody leaves because they dont wanna be with a smelly russian.
>>61723931
Is it joke or documentary?
>>61723691
I had a russian friend when I was a kid, his dad was a ceo or gangster or smthn, went to two of his birthday parties in his dad's mansion before he was sent to a private school.
>>61720242
trousers*
>>61723977
it's a fascist joke
Joke:
A Latvian is walking by Daugava, he suddenly sees someone running up the coast and starting to drink the water.
The Latvian yells: STOP DONT DRINK IT, YOULL DIE
The other man replies: WHAT?(in russian)
The Latvian yells back: KEEP DRINKING, TRY IT WITH BOTH HANDS, ITS FASTER THAT WAY
also just raped the czechs in basketball lmao
>>61724020
lol you sound like a fag
>>61724110
>Shatvia
>>61724049
a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
>>61724122
>united kingdom of who???
I'm hungry...
>>61724158
>Fatvia
>>61724124
>aggressive nationalism and often racism.
have you any proofs?
>>61724104
hahahahahahaha
>>61724124
Coming from a country which doesn't give a citizenship to its citizens if they belong to the Russian minority.
>>61723997
you have to friendship with them
it can ensure your future
Why huissians come to annex baltics thred
>>61724197
>United Kingdom
>oh wait its not so united anymore
>That feel
>>61724359
>annex
liberate
>>>/pol/79869239
should we bite and roast the burger?
>>61724359
cuz russians cant stand other russians in /rus/
>>61724558
>/pol/
why did you post this here?
fuck off and never come back
>>61724558
just leave him be, thats bait, dont bite it
>>61724578
we have no /rus today
ok, lets' post some Russian anecdotes about Pizdonians.
Estonian hospital:
- doooctoor, I have some straaange secretions from my benis.
- Wheeen waaas the laaast tiiimeee you haad seeex?
- Three daaays agoooo.
- congraduulaations, you're cuuumiing.
XDD
>>61724672
exactly
>>61724624
TOP KEK
>>61724676
LOL
>>61724676
kek
>>61724672
there is rus threda up
Is posting fixed yet for you guys?
when russia goes to war against chechens who will you support?
>>61724825
russia, because i hate muslims more
Told Estonians an anecdote about them being slow.
They beat me. Next day.
>>61724825
rain fire upon both
>>61724758
Yes, finally was fixed.
>>61724888
>he is russian so he is so stupid he actually waited it out
the joke ;)
>>61724758
No it's removed 2 days ago
lel.
2 Estonaisn traveled abroad and decided to visit a brothel.
They asked how much were a hookers and the pimp told them prices. They didn't have those money.
- And how much do you have?
- 20 $
- Huh, for that price you can only fuck each other on the shrub.
Next day they come back and ask:
- Whom do we have to pay?
>>61724825
finno ugric refugees desu
so I feel comfy here
perhaps I will stay
>>61725049
a russian goes abroad and decides to visit a brothel
- oh, hi mum
>>61725049
LMOA
Boy, does /balt/ molest Latvians
I think they should migrate to /ex-yu/, we accept refugees from such horrors
>>61725049
no russian butthurt here please
>>61725156
'no'
But thanks for the offer.
>>61725049
A Russian walks into a bar, wait no he invaded a country again.
>>61725156
/ex-yu/ ?? more like fug-yu xDDD
>>61725156
they hate us cuz they aint us
Hand brake - Estonian cat.
Fther and 2 sons ride the forest on the cart. Suddenly they hear some noise. After 10 minutes one son says:
- It's the oooowl.
After half an hour second son replies:
- Nooo, it's a fooox.
After 1 hour the father tells them:
- Don't aaaaltercate.
>>61725205
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO SO TRUUUUU XDDDDD
>>61725240
classic GEP joke
>>61723931
I'm gonna be doing my exchange in LT, I started learning russian 2 months ago because I like it. How is it there with russians? do you guys hate them? if someone doesn't understand me in english would they understand russian?
>>61725205
kek
Estonian traffic cop watches Estonian driver riding back to front.
- Why are you doing this?
- The street is too narrow, I can't turn around.
After half an hour same Estonian rides back to front in opposite direction.
- Hey, why are doing this again??
- I turned around.
>>61725768
everyone understand and hate russians
>tfw eating some estonian yoghurt or whatever the fuck it is
thank you based estonia
Estonian answerphone:
Hellooo, actuallyyy I'm at hommeee, but I will approach the phone only after the audio signal.
>>61726089
we have breddy ebin dairy products :DD
>>61720500
aren't you scared of the toilet witch?
>>61725993
what? they would understand me in english or russian? and ok I need to remember to hate you guys now
>>61726138
russian telephone:
- hello, this is zanja! who is this?
- hello, this is boris!
- hello, i am kgb and can also hear you
Joke about Latvia.
A woman calls her dog:
Sharik, Sharik!
*silence*
Sharik! Sharik!
*silence*
Sharikas! Sharikas!
Woofs, woofs.
>>61726228
Kek, this was good actually.
>>61720242
Why don't mods just permaban pooland aka shitland already?
They fuck up everything they touch, including /int/.
>>61726272
you don't actually name dogs sharik in russia? xDD
>>61726228
fuck, that was funny
>>61726367
Yes we do
>>61726272
Joke about Russia:
russian has three english business men in his office
the russian says in russian "three teas for the english faggots"
one of the three replies "two teas, im the translator"
>>61726272
That's Lithuania
>>61725768
>>61726216
If a person is 40+ yras old he will understand and know how to speak russian. If a person is younger he will not understand russian, except for few common words lile da, xorosho and so on.
Yes we hate russians, thats correct.
>>61726506
ebin xD
Why are those people standing over there?
Those are running Estonians.
In the USSR decided to make an experiment and gve Estonia independence. At 6 in the morning it begins, at 6 in the evening it ends. And then will be a curfew.
7.00 Estonia declares the war on Finland
8.00 Fins entered Tallin
9.00 Estonia signs a document about capitulation.
9.01 Estonians go to Finland to work and shopping.
10.00 Finland declares the war on Russia.
11.00 Finland signs the capitulating act and ask Russia to take back Estonia.
>>61726542
why do you hate us? fascists
>>61726216
Oh and talking in english is no problems for lithuanians.
>>61726468
I actually laughed
>>61726603
something about WW2 and USSR, dont worry after 100 years it will be forgotten, if baltics will exist by that time still
>>61726689
i always hate when americans don't have happy meals before posting
oh, I'm sorry, did you just ask me to post my JUST folder? aight, leggo (haven't updated it since creation):
>>61726768
>>61726802
>>61726851
>>61726768
>>61726802
>>61726851
gerai mon
>>61726768
>>61726802
>>61726851
>>61726890
this triggers me
>>61726890
>>61726944
It doesn't stop here
bravo lithuania? :Z
Wat de fugg :-D
>>61726978
>>61727001
did you follow the smell here? :DD
>>61727019
any black qts?
>>61727019
>>61727063
fuck off, retard, this is very serious, called JUST for a reason
>>61726603
>>61726603
The eternal hate will not end until russia is reduced to ashes. I for one hope it will happen sooner then later. Youre people are looked as alcoholic dumb retards who bring in the bydlo mindset. Russia os corrupt and poor, even poorer tjan the baltics. Your people refuse to integrate, even though they live here for tens of years. Russia constantly sprays propoganda about us, they diliberatly do everything to make our life more harder, for exmaple price rising.
Oh and you know, you wanted to delete us from the world
>>61726944
>>61726978
>>61727019
STOP WTF IS THIS SHIT. LITHUANIA WHAT THE HELL.
>>61727118
instead of slavshits to the east, focus on something more important such as the contextual implications of those photos I just posted
/balt/ reaches bump limit.
Estonian makes a new thread. After 3 hours.
>>61727162
Babby's first day in the real world?
>>61727118
Sorry for typing errors im on muh phone
>>61727118
This is safly the reality
>>61726743
>my waifu posts in this thread again
>>61727019
That guy could do 50x better, WTF is he doing with that granny?
you guys are alright
>>61727238
kys, pidorashka.
>>61727228
sadly*
>>61727211
no I just didn't think there would be niggers in eastern europe
I thought they were all in the west
>>61727248
it appears the neeger is displaying some rational thought process like behavior, i think they are both satisfied with the outcome, i mean, they must be
>>61727289
>I just didn't think there would be niggers in eastern europe
I thought they were all in the west
you can't be serious
>>61727248
He wants to get Lith citizenship.
>>61727353
never seen one irl m8
did you know that ants are very racist? they selectively destroy other ants nest. they do this and no one punishes them. it wouldn't make much sense.
Is there any difference between Latvians/Lithuanians and Slavs? I know that Estonians are mongols like Finns, but what about the other two?
>>61727490
Latvians are Greek.
aiiii macarena
Damn, do any of those black people speak LT by any chance of they just move there and have their own culture and shit
>>61727490
pure balts, we are nothing like slavs.
Young birds are at risk for hypothermia before their feathers are fully formed.
>>61727289
u should visit Riga and ull see them everyday
Greeks are untermensch ;)
>>61727490
We are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balts
>>61727587
have you ever seen a pigeon that is very little irl?
>>61727593
You take that blasphemous and untrue statement back immediately.
>>61727490
Best balts(Prussians) died out now only we and Latvians are left kinda sucks..
>>61727476
did you also start posting ofetener because our waifu is here?
>>61727464
Know this guy, as much as it is gut-wrenching, this reality, in our lifetimes, the conversion to what the West is will happen to us. Therefore JUST.
>>61727591
more likely to see 10 chinks, than 4 niggers
>>61727675
best only cuz germans stole their name, other than that i bet they were mediocre
>>61727675
p.certain swecucks need to fuck off from this general
>>61727675
fucking prussians though, lad. Bunch of madmen lmao
>ayy Prussia i dare you to raid Christendom
>lol ok
>"teutonic ordering intensifies"
shame they came after us though, we only bothered Sweden and Denmark, not Germany or Poland
>>61727683
>waifu
daily reminder that anime is for retarded losers and weeabos are untermensch scum
>>61727727
kad es braucu uz darbu ar 3.autobusu pieturÄs pirms Spilves lidlauka, katru dienu melnos redzÄju pieturÄ gaidÄm un braucam autobusÄ, par vecrÄ«gu nemaz nerunÄjot, bet arÄ« bez melnajiem bija arÄbi arÄ«
>>61727752
I'm a Lithuanian.. Blame tele2 for Swedish flag..
>>61727868
Studenti vai?
>>61727917
what else are you?
>>61727947
viÅi visi ir studenti, tikai daži dzÄ«vo
>>61727868
DÄ«vaini, parasti vecrÄ«gÄ un centrÄ redzu tikai Äinku tÅ«ristus.
>>61727917
>cuckstamped by your internet service
Really should fill some complaints about that, m8.
>>61727947
nu ja studenti dzÄ«vo pÄrdaugavÄ tad varbÅ«t, bet saubos, studenti vismaz RTU ir pÄrsvarÄ indiesi un ÄzieÅ”i parasti no Krievijas vai bijusajÄm PSRS valstÄ«m, melno baigi maz studentu
>Jacob Kettler is remembered as fair ruler who was a friend of Latvian peasants and even knew the Latvian language.
Based JÄkbs Ketlers. I bet Estonians didn't have such a nice German duke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:17th-century_Latvian_people
xdddd empress of russia confirmed for latvian
what are these latvians doing? It's like they're trying to speak our language, but they're retards and thus they end up speaking something unintelligible
>>61728016
tie nebija studenti,jo tas bija vasarÄ, tad kad universitÄte jau bija beigusies
>>61727795
but my waifu isn't anime >:
>>61728140
you would lose that bet tho
>>61728140
stockholm syndrome.
>>61728193
fuggg
nav labi
>>61728220
down syndrome
>>61728205
who was he?
>>61728284
*who were they
we've gotten along with baltic germans very well tbf
>>61728259
Learn what it's called before trying to insult me.
You made yourself look like an idiot.
am I Baltic already, lads?
really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECJ9pCyhns
Sveiki draugi. I have myself here a red orange and vanilla icecream cocktail, thoughts?
>>61728407
diabetus
>>61728343
Us too, but Jacob Kettler was the best tbqh
>a double decker ship which was armed with 45 cannons and carried 25 officials, 124 Courlander soldiers, and 80 families of mostly Latvian colonists
he made us colonialists and shit
>>61728371
if you retard then so
>>61728371
close
>>61728382
really makes you think
https://youtu.be/99bzMBH5NYA
got a job offer haha
>>61728356
hehe, no, i just called you a down ;)
>>61728535
hahaah good job!
>>61728567
don't disrespect your superiors.
>>61728407
I made coctail with bilberry (picked up in my garden), ice cream, milk and ice few days ago.
>>61728618
will you be my waifu?
I'm tired lads, going to bed.
Happy Mindaugas coronation day, Lithuania.
Good night.
>>61728618
sorry, even a dog is superior to you
>>61728678
no, I already have a waifu
>>61728618
>weeabo scum
>respect
lmao
>>61728723
kick and scream all you want, it won't change anything.
>>61728628
Sounds good, maybe should think about getting some bilberries for my garden too. Those were bush-bilberries, right?
My waifu is 3D and cucked me. Idk lads, I don't think I could live with that..
>>61728525
really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WmA1CRFErc
>>61728798
sadly yes, we can't treat you for your chromosome disorder, so sad
pic rel: is you
>>61728535
what job looser?
>>61728948
russian remover
>>61728903
Where's my favourite icelander draugs?
>>61728948
>>61728861
>>61728898
You guys don't like the "Uzvaras Piemineklis" either, right?
>>61729023
oh so you got estonian citizenship offer? :D
>>61729023
good job
but dangerous
>>61728861
Get a 2D one..
>>61729032
why not? I honor the memory of ancestors
>>61729173
But those are blackcurrants..?
>>61729173
i make wine from those. i have 6 bushes of black, 2 of red and 2 of white. white makes the best wine!
>>61729205
cŠ¼opoŠ“ŠøŠ½a eŠæŃa
>most of us will be old at some point
>1 in 9 of amrricans over 65 have alzheimers
>some of us wont remember the good times we spent here
>>61729198
out of my sight NOOW
>>61729264
sƵstar!
>>61729244
I like white currants too.
>>61729287
>good times
>here
>>61729354
do i know (You)?
>>61729288
fascist(
>>61729327
>Ƶ
that's cute.
>>61729517
Oh, it's already kicking in.
This place is corrupt, I suggest leaving before you re-learn what it is and get sucked back into it.
>today
All hail the king
>>61729244
Do you grow them? We don't grow anything, they just grow by themselves.
>>61729685
yeah, it's better to cultivate them than just let them grow wild. much bigger and much more sweet berries.
growing up wasnt easy
>>61729685
where da you live?
>>61729728
will you be my sweet berry))
How to traumatize hostages
https://youtu.be/Q4DI3Wq9eyE
![[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 04 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][05F16163].mkv_snapshot_08.48_[2016.06.10_17.15.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x9Om4G1.jpg "[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 04 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][05F16163].mkv snapshot 08.48 [2016.06.10 17.15.02]")
a god never dies, but the men who worship him blow away in the wind
So hot, omg, I can't even think
I guess I will go sleep..
>>61730774
Goodnight.
>>61730774
Hey.
You have a good sleep, okay.
4 hours to sleep
and im here xddd
watching this old samurai movie lads
damsel
had sex with a russian broad last night
pm me if you want details/pics
>>61731878
*pms you*
>>61731878
last line is the theme of the thread
>>61731878
fax me thru the details ok
>>61732014
check ur inbox ;)
>>61732027
chto?
>>61732037
my fax is broke, I'll courier over a photocopy of the details when i get a chance
>>61732148
I checked and there's nothing.
Why are you lying to us?
>>61732591
makes my jerk off fantasies feel more real
test, just testing lads
Just had a lamington chaps, the great enzed food invention
>>61733464
sounds pretty gay to me
>260mb left
AAaaaaahahahathghhgrggggrgrrgg
Just got back from the coffee date lads
>>61733666
you think that's gay? Check this
*unironically sucks a penis until is splooges everywhere*
>>61734086
story time daft cunt
>>61734086
report
>>61734118
>>61734123
Honestly, honestly, honestly
I don't think it could have gone better
I've surprised myself
I went in skeptical because of the shit she posted on normiebook the other day but I have absolutely no reason to think she's taking me on a ride, she seems genuinely interested. Whether or not she's seeing four other guys on the side is yet to be confirmed, but for
Basically
>met for coffee
>went to some place
>sat there for like 30-40 minutes chatting
>she didn't even check her phone once or say she had to leave
>after a while she's all "you wanna go someplace else?"
>we've been talking so long it's almost lunch
>walk around for a bit
>find a place for lunch
>coffee date becomes lunch date too
>she even pays for all her own shit without even a tiny bit of hesitation
>even though she was all "I probably shouldn't be spending too much on lunch I'm saving"
>talk for more time
>after lunch wander around
>she says she may go shopping
>I decide to leave her there because I have shit to do this afternoon
>she goes all "oh yeah my flat may be having some things on I'll let you know"
>I'm about to leave
>she gives me a hug
>total time, without ever running out of conversation: 2 hours 15 minutes
Needless to say I'm pretty stoked. Also she's comfortably shorter than me so my manlet insecurities aren't there.
Also just checked fb she sent me a thanks message a solid 5 minutes after I left
>>61734272
Hope all goes well for you then mate, best of luck
>>61734272
You're in with a grin, good luck m80.
>>61734272
Good stuff
>>61734272
how tall are you
>>61734272
Congrats. She good looking too?
>>61734844
Last I checked 5'10 but I've recently noticed that I'm taller than a lot of people so maybe I've actually grown idk.
>>61734909
Decent. She wears tons of makeup but I think it's more out of a "I like makeup and art and shit" reasoning than covering anything up. She's definitely better than a great deal of the girls that have rejected me in the past.
I'm still proceeding with caution but the fact that she suggested we do a second date before I did means I'm getting somewhere.
I'm just waiting for the part where she realises I'm 18 months younger than her lmao. I feel like she thinks I'm 21 or something.
>>61735009
How old are you?
rate my next prank idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoGA4C4yDQ
>>61735009
cum in her anus
>>61735138
19. I know it shouldn't be a problem but I was literally rejected by a chick for no other reason than me being younger than her. I think girls have a massive thing against younger men at this age.
>>61735349
I'll consider it
>>61735342
nice prank mate
r8 my gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pECbkDJhhl4
>finally got a Lithuanian bf
Life is good
>>61735769
sweet
hmm yes poopie on my weewee hhahaha xdDDD
>>61736683
ehehehehe, how did THAT happpen!!!!! iihihihhi :D:D:XXDxdxddxd
Balt
Balt
I am not a dolt
>>61736927
I am sleepy :/
Who the fuck won the election lads?
Why is everyone talking about Pauline Hanson?
Whys it taking so long?
dolt dolt,
aussie dolt,
thinks hes not a dolt,
what a fucking joke
>>61736995
>>61736927
BY LAW IT TAKES A MINIMUM OF 13 FUCKING DAYS FOR ALL VOTES TOO BE COUNTED.
13 DAYS FUCKING MINIMUM
fucking dense mother fucker.
>>61737296
>not sure why quoted
>>61736927
>>61737296
Don't reply to me in that manner again
>>61737324
thanks
still no gf lads
>>61737449
yw
>>61737472
still don't care
>>61737472
Still care quite a lot
>>61737472
This concerns me.
>>61737482
Still rude.
>>61737485
Still polite, thanks friend.
how are chinks supposed to rule the world in the 21st century when jews already do?
new dred move here
>>61737590
>>61737590
>>61737590
>>61737590
>>61737561
They seduce them and then breed them out of existence
>>61737594
Kinda early desu.
>>61737561
lol dude nice fantasy
the 21st century belongs to muslims
Terrible thread btw.
>>61726749
>>61726689
I like this.
Post more
>>61737472
I'd like it if you would stop stealing my gimmick, thanks.
