the decline of the uk edition innit
korean pop
post in a potato thread
nah, that's not me
when's Robot Wars back on the telly
business idea: /brit/xit
broke up with two internet bfs in the last few months lads. fml
The rusebod an empire edition
imgur
>>61715268
kek at the filename
also FUCK OFF PADDY NO POTATOES
Government and law is back online.
>>61715354
Cheshire
H
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S
H
I
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business idea: /brit/ for remainers /bremainers/ and one for exiters /britexiters/
Are normies still talking about the EU referendum or have they moved on i havent spoken to anyone outside my family in weeks.
*stretches like a cat*
>>61715464
*claps you from head to tail *
>>61715464
*pours water over you*
*steps out of runt cage*
piss off you lots!!! up yours dady-o!!
*runs back into cage*
hihihihihihi
feeling degenerate
haven't wanked to anything in ages since i got a gf
now I want to wank to some depraved shit
No erping allowed
>>61715464
imgur
>Runt I live with talking about how he spent £150 last not on the lash
Ah yes totally not a waste of money
>>61715353
>implying /brit/ can survive outside the /int/ union with tariffs on our shitposts and no JFs to make threads at unsocial hours
Wish I was dead
>>61715540
*licks you*
comfy PNW
>>61715564
i'll sue you
Wish I was alive
>>>/r9k/29745953
>>>/r9k/29745953
>>>/r9k/29745953
>>>/r9k/29745953
RIP Amir 'Monica' Hussisen.
>>61715568
We've all been there hehe
>>61715607
I haven't followed the ribena soap for about six months.
Anything interesting happened?
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
don't need to rush up for work on a wednesday.
>>61715595
FOY
my job title is somehow "lead software engineer" even though i only just started haha
>>61715607
He dox himself?/lel
Who is travelling to him?
>>61715656
craving one right now
got a date on Saturday but I'm not optimistic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Zc8W1UECs
>>61715607
how did carl get this
>>61715609
not me i pay the club entry fee and nothing else because I'm already drunk x
![inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e7pEheR.jpg "inbetweeners_jay2[1].jpg")
>my job title is somehow "lead software engineer" even though i only just started haha
>>61715651
he started cutting himself and then became an unconvincing tranny
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Zc8W1UECs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Zc8W1UECs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Zc8W1UECs
What did he mean by this?
I don't wanna live no mo
>A British scientist has begun painting intimidating eye-patterns onto cows' behinds in a creative bid to stop lions from hunting them.
>>61715651
He's a tranny now
>>61715683
>who is traveling
One of his former roomates with some angry male friends of the polish girls (supoosedly)
>>61715573
>implying we wouldn't be able to forge closer links with /sp/ and the wider /brit/ commonwealth
>Scottish Mafia villains hunting our tranny paki protagonist with the intent to kill him
Is this the season finale lads?
>>61715724
>>61715728
Imagine being stupid enough to fall for that. Just yet more evidence that lions are not human.
>>>/r9k/29746074
>>>/r9k/29746025
>>>/r9k/29746168
Poleaboo is shaken up
reminder that beating up Monica would be a double hate crime
>>61715755
What do they think they are going to do? Everyone should just leave him alone and that includes not giving him any attention on here.
>>61715607
wow i'm sad to see that people here actually browse /r9k/
fucking gimps the lot of you
>>61715455
Anyone here have interactions with normies in real life or facebook?
>>61715723
>>61715693
terrible limmy impression
>Be gross smelly out of shape autist
>attracted to 3D
>now fit, muscular, well groomed, well dressed and can flirt with girls
>into 2d only
8 )
>>61715693
hahaahaha
>>61715866
imgur
>>61715899
it brings me great satisfaction to see someone using my gimmick
>I'm not British, I'm European
>>61715947
it's my gimmick actually
>>61715947
>>61715899
>>61715968
>everyone copying me even though I only made it up in the last thread
quite impressed
business idea: quit my job and become a full time drug addict
Give me something to buy on amazon lads
With the pound the way it is should pick up something cheap
I keep getting banned/warnings for posts I didn't make on boards I don't even browse
godammit 4chan fuck your shit
In the UK, if a waitress or waiter drops a plate, or smashes a glass in a restaurant, at least one person (and often many people) in the restaurant will shout WHEEEYYYYYYYYY. In effect, deliberately highlighting their mistake with a loud, sarcastic jeer.
It's really not clear why this happens, but just does, and I don't think it would be acceptable in most other countries.
>>61716037
might wanna hide poleapoo
>>61715968
>>61716005
>>61715947
>>61715899
i don't get it
explain
friendly reminder that landlords are sub human scum
More girls from phishing than people I've actually exchanged text/call with
>>61715693
Best post in /brit for a long time
Yanks should post more in these threads
>>61716054
imgur
>>61716046
>FIX your shit
>>61716037
the solution is simple, kill your sister and become the daughter of the family
>>61716077
fuck off you yippy cunt
>>61716047
This happened on Friday night just outside my local when two cars had a small collision
such is our culture
Theresa may won the first round of the leadership contest
Copied over contacts to my new phones
More girls from phishing than people I've actually exchanged text/call with
>>61716050
The fat cunt is pwoerless
I'll either rest the router or post from my phone
>>61716126
fuck off why aren't you in prison yet
>>61716124
almost found this funny
I read it as:
>Theresa may have won the first round of the leadership contest
would've been a clever little pun
>October
>Theresa May becomes PM
>November
>Hillary Clinton becomes president
at least feminists will have to shut up once and for all about the glass ceiling right?
>>61716160
No, but it will be pretty lovely
me in bronze
>>61716160
>thatcher in office
>darkest decade since the war
mmm yes, more of that please
>Theresa May
>not pro-brexit
reminder article 50 will never be triggered
>>61716184
stupid fuck
>>61716160
Online "journalists" always need to something to complain about, so no.
>>61716223
please end this conspiracy
>>61716140
September 17th is the latest the trial can be
Hope to see you at the trial, friend
…………………/britfeel/
/epl/ -> /brit/ —|
…………………brit/pol/
>>61716160
Thatcher didn't seem to count
No reason why May wouldn't count either.
>>61716140
Don't worry, some Jocks are going to attack him soon.
Business idea: get messed up on MDMA, put on women's clothing and post an open invitation on grindr
>>61716011
Good post
getting my daily dose of the young turks and buzzfeed
>>61716320
business idea: become 40 years old, 300lbs and post videos on porn sites labeled "hot CD with beautiful bod"
https://youtu.be/YHh4qCjn3xQ
Poleaboo is looking forward to Eid tomorrow
Gotta make sure I don't eat too much
I'd just like to inform you all that there is nothing wrong with having yellow fever, jungle fever or curry fever.
Fuck off virgin racists.
>>61716085
it's from britfeel you spastic twat
might have a few galahads
>>61716398
first 6 seconds was all I needed
>>61716394
I got to imagefap pretty often and there's tons of this shit. The cunts put themselves into all categories so you can't really avoid it reee.
>>61716398
>>61716505
really triggers me, it was a lot worse a few years ago
out on the wiley, windy moors lads
very glad that hillary has been found innocent
>>61716476
tbqh there is something slightly odd about only being attracted to only asian women etc. and more often than not it will put a chink slag off if she thinks you have yellow fever.
t. dated a jap girl who grew up in finland
>>61716556
That's a dick...
>>61716556
weird cock desu
>>61716556
is that smeg?
>>61716398
i like that girl. why do literally all of these youtube prankers always look as douchy as possible?
>>61715820
Happening
>>61716279
>/epl/ education
>>61716505
i once was a guy performing penis torture with his monster high doll
>>61716657
saw*
willy head went abit red
: /
whats wrong with it, I only wank once a day at max
>>61716657
>>61716708
>>61716709
who's Max?
gf just sent me this lads
need a gamur gf
>>61716738
only max i care aboot 2bh
>>61716738
>>61716766
diaper fetish is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen, and i wanked to captioned futa femdom hentai
Might shag my arse with a dildo.
Went shopping today and saw a White guy of about 18 on a date with 25 year old looking Black woman.
Looked a bit weird and I couldn't help but stare.
Then they started staring back so I hid.
Rate my day.
>>61716793
>diaper
foy
>>61716657
>I once was
>>61716738
funny one
stupid younguns need to be taught a lesson, now get down and make this willy great again
>>61716741
forgot pic
>>61716826
nappy is what you call black people's hair now
>>61716225
Don't talk like that, We're so close to being free of their interference in the EU
>>61716843
day 4 of what
>>61716793
ive saved a pic by a crooked teeth fetishists folder. can't post it here however
lads I shouldn't have taken summer classes
all these women in short shorts and tank tops
don't they realize this is a damn university? I'M TRYING TO LEARN HERE
>>61716787
that you?
going to a gay musical called gay lads
>Home Secretary Theresa May has won the first round of voting in the contest to replace David Cameron as the next Conservative leader and prime minister.
>>61716898
if only
>>61716902
bit gay
>>61716902
sounds a bit gay 2bh
She cleaned my kitchen without being asked... this is why you fuck older women.
>>61716873
no idea
>>61716906
ah yes, Theresa "CCTV in all homes" May
thanks, Brexiters!
how do I dress decently
why am I so pathetic at fashion sense
>>61716902
are you going to it or starring in it rofl?
Ken Clarke for PM tbqh lads
The qt at work with the huge arse was wearing really tight jeans.
Didn't even have to use my AK. I have to say it was a good day.
>>61716906
>>61716987
buy nice clothes and then wear them
>>61716932
well she is your mum
very afraid of muslims lads
ill literally if theresa may
>>61717026
pls don't
>tfw no northern lass with the voice of an angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AjblYI9KEY
>>61717001
top top post
proud owner (haha - not like THAT!) of one qt black gf
look like a spacker on my id badge photo
fucks sake
Having a poo while I post from the phone lads.
Muslims and Scots are bullying Ribena on /r9k/
feeling sorry for the strange paki
Who here /Crabbite/
>>61717012
what nice clothes?????
what do I wear together???????????
>>61717066
your choice of words was very, mmmm, problematic
>>61717026
Theresa "sub-dermal wiretapping" May
>>61717021
She's yours actually :^)
saw essex today in town
he told me he was gay
>>61717097
are crabbites henchmen of an evil crab supervillian
business idea: a pill that cures boners
Theressa "monitoring this thread" May
>>61717137
that was in confidence :x
michael "alri lads any slags?" gove
>>61717162
theresa may has seen my cock hahaa
whats habbenings heres :D
Business idea: get drunk while on call so they can't call me in
>>61717137
FUCKEN KNEW IT
![liam_fox_1246914c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cJ4Umu9.jpg "liam_fox_1246914c[1].jpg")
ladies and gentlemen, your next british prime minister
Word on the street is nige left ukip so him and some millionaire ukip funders can go make their own party
saw essex in the office today
literally who
>>61717097
haha will he call his mates the crabinet?
>>61715607
what a fucking mong
all he has to do is stay indoors
got called a nigger in subway
As always, it was great to watch the lads here on /brit/ talk about doing a poo and having a wank.
>>61717300
>>61717300
VERY good post
ah yes, the brexit
what the fuck is wrong with douglas carswell
he's a straight white english male who has a white wife and white children and 2 history degrees and yet he's a cuck
novel sport idea: dodge ball, but with bowling balls
Hope poleaboo stays safe lads. Should go to the countryside for a week.
Crabbites Unite!
got called a carpet muncher in homebase
novel sport idea: bowling, but with dodgeballs
>>61717270
But he hasn't left UKIP
novel sport idea: dodge ball, but with bowling balls
Welcome home wagies!
Make sure to shovel that microwave meal down your fat throat quick so you can get to bed for another hard day's work tomorrow!
Go get 'em champ!
>>61717353
>>61717369
CRAB PEOPLE
>>61717401
haven't eaten yet
just sitting in my flat in my boxers
not even hungry dunno what to do for food desu
novel sport idea: your willy going in and out my arse
>>61717361
to be fair, all he wants to be is a libertarian in a libertarian party and the party he's stuck in is a Meme Party known only for its stance on Europe and Immigration.
But seriously though, Michael Gove is gay isn't he?
>>61717381
unironically got us kicked out of a bowling place for taking in a football and bowling with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ARyXwoJa0
outrageous choon
novel sport idea: dodgeball, but with bowling balls
>>61717445
radical
novel sport idea: squash, but with a golf ball
>>61717369
genuinely looks like a failed Apprentice candidate who in 5 years time will be found dead in Magaluf
novel sport idea: dodgeball, but with molotov cocktails
>>61717419
no idea what this is fitizen
>>61717445
Absolute madman
>>61717491
fuck off mick cunt go blow up some cars you fucking leech
novel sport idea: footballer wages for our soldiers
the great debate
I had a wank in work today. One of the best orgasms I've ever had.
Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
>>61717541
then how would be afford war?
novel sport idea: dodgeball, with dodgeballs
why dont we deploy the footballers to afghanistan and bring our soldiers back
novel sport idea: invent all sports and be shite at them
I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death
>>61717560
I've only got white bin liners
>>61717505
great shout
>>61717511
EU funds allocated for research projects in the UK
having my din-dins lads
>>61715587
ayyy bruh
Government idea: if you vote for war you're sent to the front line
filtering irelel
>>61717612
grim
>>61717612
bit unhealthy lol
who holds her
its not me I'm a loner
>>61717612
pig disgusting
Business idea: Build 100 more prisons and fill them with sexists, racists and facists.
This shit true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJyUtbn0O5Y
Bible got nothing to say bout it
business idea: fund novel sport ideas
PUT MPS ON MIN WAGE SEE HOW FAST THINGS WOULD CHANGE
>>61717612
fuck off murderer
Business idea: hold a plebiscite on our EU membership and then disregard the result
>>61717594
life's a bitch and then you die
Novel life idea: Change my name by deed-poll to Barmcake Bob
>>61717726
you are a rotten little plebiscite
>>61717726
I'm in
>>61717728
the world is yours
>>61717779
Very interesting
i became good friends with this girl a while ago and now conversation's drying up and getting boring. Think it's cos i was a bit in love with her at the time but i thought she wasn't my type so we just stayed friends
>>61717469
Where?
business idea: have a wank
So how are we celebrating Eid tomorrow?
time for dinner
>>61717610
ah yes the old give me your money, we'll give you some of it back and your plebeian masses will think it's good gimmick
>>61717785
Literally me
Business idea: try and break out of depression by becoming a tranny when 80% kill themselves
>>61717773
*disregards you*
i thought every inch of 4chan was shit, until i came here
