French gf edition
doing a poo
>>61718756
pics
Really like the feeling of having the sex, lads.
>>61718723
too white to be french la'
alri lads? haha
bet yout lot were shocked about kevin durant signing with the warriors
*posts*
the girl in the pic is cute i love her videos :p
>>61718788
what's the thing he's wearing called?
is it a sweater?
*beats you up and takes your lunch money*
>>61718728
One of the most convincing traps I've seen
>>61718857
*tells the teacher*
Back from my ban lads. I miss any new memes?
committing a sin
>>61718868
>girl
>>61718856
crew neck jumper or sweater.
July 4th was a proper riot lads. had a great time drinking on my parents boat
CHILCOT TOMORROW
>>61718898
Cara a shit
Emy is new queen of Brit
>got whistled at by two grills as walked past their car
were they making fun of me?
>>61718798
The vag is tighter and usually when you cum in there, it's after you've been thrusting a lot and hard, so muscles contract and you feel a rush of satisfaction and relaxation.
When you cum in the mouth, it's after a blowjob, handjob, or wanking into her mouth, which is often not as powerful as sex
hard to explain
the big plus about cumming in her mouth is the dominant feelings that come after it. You've just treated this beautiful girl as a cum whore.
>>61718940
ye this meme will last like a day max
stop.
>>61718904
why
>>61718940
whom?
>>61718876
yea ok, sure thing bro lol
whatever you say lol
>>61718968
t. virgin
>He's here.
>>61718940
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv5qG7UOAP8
>>61718969
Don't make me force this meme anon, if I force this meme it will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
>>61718937
Still doubt its gonna come out tomorrow desu. Bet Chilcot spent the whole time napping
>>61718940
wew. big news
>>61718788
thought this was a penis but it's a foot
What an absolute melt why is she talking in a yank accent lmfao
https://youtu.be/oJvj2bth8t0?t=1m10s
>>61719018
everyone knows you're a virgin mate
>>61719060
this is why I have a finnish gf and leaving the EU is a big mistake
>>61719022
How can such a perfect creature exist?
>>61719062
>sitting down
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>61719096
nice nordic flag
>>61719111
she is pretty explicit
Admiral Lord West:
I relieved the First Sealord.
>>61719018
?
No, you're not the only person who has had sex on /brit/. And not all of us waited until we were 20 to lose their virginities. Get over yourself.
>>61719017
>man face
>hair discernible on the cheeks
>tries to look feminine by applying make-up
Business idea: Hire a fat Mexican woman to moisturise my feet in the morning and night
tindering a qt from singapore
>>61719087
Not sure what people see in Bill Maher desu. Seems like a bit of a condescending cunt to me.
>>61719060
lezzer looking one on the left would get it
lads my irish gf is power cucking me
>ASMR: I Apply Makeup to your Face (FOR ALL GENDERS!!)
>>61719148
t. virgin
i quit
>>61719050
cara is british we love all things brit.
you won't be the only one trying to push their waifu into meme tier. i did that when i was a newfag as well.
hey
>>61719153
lol alright bro whatever you say lol
im not a gay bro lol
>>61719184
he bashes Islam while no other mainstream comedian does. for that, he's got my respect.
>>61719177
HAHAHAHA
making an arrangement
>>61719209
t. virgin
Dancin' in the moonlight
conspiring a theory
>replying to 190kg Master Race
when will you learn
>>61719251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PLuhK82Xjs
YOUR THEME M8
absolutely fucking hate this website lads
>>61719330
t. virgin
>>61719330
haha yes very witty
theorising to conspire
>>61719236
>he keeps posting pictures that reveal the manliness he tries so desperately to hide
Accept it, leaf, you're gay
Post rare Farage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyXmT1j6lQ
Since when is Lisicki not a virgin
I remember him crying about being unable to lose his virginity lmao
#shocking
>>61719330
But he is the best poster here
>>61719348
Most of 4chan is great
/diy/, /o/, /n/, /p/, /out/, /trv/, /gd/, /ic/, pretty fantastic boards.
>>61719377
lol sounded like a right posh bastard back then
>>61719422
t. paki
>>61719393
he shagged some uggo for "a good two hours"
>>61719393
that autistic faggot still posts here?
assumed he leapt into a noose
Most of 4chan is shit
How is your sister(s) and your mother taking brexit?
Are they upset or are they happy?
>/diy/, /o/, /n/, /p/, /out/, /trv/, /gd/, /ic/, pretty fantastic boards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3rfGq1-lXg
>Paloma Faith is rare as a modern musician because she's willing to speak out about her political beliefs.
literally what the fuck is owen the cuck jones talking about? Musicians are the loudest leftists in the world.
>>61719466
t. sambo
>>61719422
fuck off lisicki you fat shit
Reckon brexit won't happen in the end
>>61719062
Who's that qt on the right???? i need to know!!!
>>61719482
My wife's son is a bit worried his Polish friends will be sent home
>>61719393
spot the newfag
>>61719482
They're fully aware such a thing hasn't happened.
We are still in the EU
>>61719377
Man says he isn't a career politician but he's 52 and has been working as a politician since 29 years old
>>61719366
ok sure im a gay lol keep dreaming bro lol
*looks for manny on the map*
>>61719502
Owen Jones is aging backwards fucking Benjimin Button cunt
>>61719502
fucking looooool
@61719543
Nah mate I don't want (You)s from you thanks
>>61719506
Fuck off, cunt.
He is the only one here who's capable of making people laugh.
The rest of you are boring.
>>61719584
is this before or after you played a bugzy tune
>>61719613
>>61719584
Try the area code 0161 mate.
put aside the rhetoric
>>61719482
Mum was upset (she's a Canadian immigrant and always hates it when people blame immigrants for things), sister is 15 and was pro-Remain but she doesn't seem too bothered now
>>61719096
now European girls have a reason to marry us again, because they will get a British passport. and that might soon mean free movement to AUS/NZ/CAN, if dreams can come true
>I play video games on my pc
https://twitter.com/Palomafaith/status/746305845395398656
howling
@61719628
Put your trip back on you fat mess
roll out the gimmicks
>>61719665
Canadians and Anzacs returning to the motherland are not immigrants.
>>61719201
>>61719564
I can't continue with this
I just wanted you to post more pics
taking a chance
>>61719422
>>61719628
Fresh off the assembly line
>>61719780
*patiently awaits unveiling*
Do not mistake my kindness for weakness; I could slice you into a million pieces without breaking a sweat.
this is a nice thread
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
>two for tuesdays
>there's only one of me
haha
https://twitter.com/Palomafaith/status/747044528968859648
need more people like this ^_^
Cash in your appreciative (You)s to this post
>>61719708
>he can't deal with the fact he'll never be apart of the master race
Ugly manlet detected
My driving licence picture looks so terrible I might kill myself.
hm, should I do a poo or have a wank?
need to do both but not sure which one first
>>61719825
i'm here lad
>>61719837
(TŃ)
>>61719757
Same
Was getting hard trying to come up with le insecure 12 year old lines
Farage was so sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osmtrJmu6Go
>>61719881
split a pizza with me pls x
>>61719868
>driving licence
fuck off pom
Business idea: Invent a pill that clears the anal cavity of all faecal matter within 2 minutes to allow for worry-free anal sex and masturbation.
>>61719482
Mother voted to leave. Sister voted to remain purely to spite me but doesn't give a damn any more.
>>61719870
A wank; the poo will act as an ersatz buttplug, pressing against your prostate and enhancing your orgasm.
has anyone here ever gotten the Caledonian Sleeper from London to Fort William?
It's 26 hour return trip.
i think i might die when i have to next month
>>61719825
is that meant to be for sharing? i just thought it was buy one get one free so i just get myself 2
hey dickheads
>>61719966
how do you even eat 2 you fat bastard
>>61719892
is he wearing a yamaka?
>be me
>say my height and weight on here
>LOL U SKELETOR LANKLET
friendly reminder this man is my height but half a stone lighter.
>>61719966
buy one get one is always meant for sharing you fat cunt
must be a yank
>>61719957
so just 13 hours?
sounds nice lad
you'll sleep 8 of them, get a book for the rest
who else /stiff4mummy/
??
>>61719902
but it's two for Tuesday you soft one????
make mine a meat feast xx
>>61720045
ye i meant split the cost and we can have one each
>swedish youtuber does a social experiment
>begs for money in normal/fancy parts, gets nothing
>begs for money in poor immigrant areas
>everyone gives him money
can hear rorke squealing
>be me
>realise no one cares about my height weight and appearance
>don't post them or adopt an autistic tripcode
>>61720006
looks like schwarzenegger post-holocaust
>>61719957
trains are comfy af. thought you meant bus until i goodled it. why are you travelling?
>>61719868
I'm sure you look v. handsome and the other kids are just jealous
>>61720064
You shouldn't give homeless people money
Bunch of likkle bitch boys in this thread
>>61720081
climbing ben nevis with a friend
it's 13 fucking hours sitting down
@dane
didn't read your post
>>61720064
maybe if they didn't give all their money to random bums they wouldn't be so poor
>>61720064
Enlightened rich folk know that giving money directly actually exacerbates the problem.
>>61720129
you walk and stand on a train. no seatbelts or nothing. and noting compared to climbing nevis
gd luck ur gonna need it
What level of irony is /brit/ at?
>>61720063
too technical, you've lost me
>>61719060
slags on tour
>>61720183
typical scouser
>>61720129
the train journey is harder than climbing ben nevis
I gotta disconnect
when they get too intimate
>>61720169
100%
None of us are truthful here
>>61720201
she's literally horrifically ugly
I don't understand measurements of height in French,
why not give them in English?
Consider thread's name.
>>61720201
neither of them are british
>>61720064
link please
will dislike this disinfo and close the video immediately.
>>61719377
fucking hell he's 29 in this video
>>61719988
>>61720029
i'm not even fat i just have a big appetite please don't bully me
>>61720196
>96
>>61720201
She probably would of bullied me in school tbqh
>be him
>take pride in not "adopting an autistic tripcode"
>he says whilst with 3 reddit flags
>>61720109
The only people that would be jealous of me are zombies or other such scary fantasy creatures (goblins, etc) because I look worse than them.
>>61720249
gl
>>61720229
gas yourself
>>61720216
have you done it???
>>61720201
This thread isn't big enough for two non-trap British girl posters
Don't make me apologize to you buddy
>>61720064
It's a well known fact that Muslim communities are charitable- they give more to charity than any other religion in the UK.
Muslim communities are also more likely to be hostile to other communities, harbour terrorists and radicals in their midst, speak only Arabic, force their women to wear hijabs, niqabs and burqas under threat of violence, assault homosexuals and trans people, start grooming gangs that target children, and demand for sharia in their communities. They have proven time and time again that of any demographic, Islamic communities fail the most when it comes to integrating into a society that is not culturally Islamic.
A good act does not wash out the bad act.
>>61720266
you would HAVE deserved it
lol qts haha
Good afternoon, lads !
Oh look! what have we here, a nice full compliment of runts. yes, this will entertain me briefly
test.
190cm master race is the best poster on this site by far.
>>61720249 >>61720347
thou hast mine attention.
>>61720266
>of
my next big expense is to acquire items for camping, hiking, in the highlands . who wants to go with me ?
are there many people on /brit/ who actually Virgins?
I thought they posted on r9k brit.
t. 22 not virgin
Are you supposed to leave a double space after a full stop? Not googling it because I don't care.
>190cm master race is the best poster on this site by far.
>>61720156
Well obviously. If they die thats one less poor person to worry about....right
>>61720370
I guess
t. 22 virgin
>>61720370
virgin bp = yes
virgin penis hole = yes
>>61720377
single.
t. wren from Wren and Martin
>>61720370
/here/
these are normie power hours though tbf
>>61720377
No, don't bother. It's an autistic rule that nobody cares about
>>61720370
It's not that many actually.
/britfeel/ is like 95% virginal
/brit/ is only around 60%
t. 18 not virgin
>>61720280
look at this cute rabbit
>>61720392
He is though
>>61720405
does not have boobs, and still using the bra haha
>>61720434
>pop
ya blew it
Genuinely depressed Nige is gone
>>61720405
Assume it's a young lad with long hair
>>61720478
imagine seeing cara's DFC
>>61720522
well, you're dumb then
how many lads do you see wearing bikinis
>>61720432
>britfeel/ is like 95% virginal
Try conducting a poll there and you will discover this is false
keep seeing these insanely powerful, quick flashes of light, lighting up my entire room & the outside
has been happening once every 5 minutes for about half an hour now, really strange
>DFC
what?
>>61720562
The ones who are transitioning, you thick cunt.
>>61720457
thank you I needed that x
>>61720589
lurkmore
>McDonald's wins EU court case; can now prevent any company from using Mc or Mac as a prefix on food or drink products
really makes u think
190cm master race is a really good poster
>>61720587
someone's taking pictures of you, mate
>>61720538
He must wax it every three days
I am from Mars. Ask me anything you please and I shall answer it with Martian sincerity.
>>61720632
Makes me McDrink me McCoffe from my local McRonalds cafe ran by the McDonald family from rose lane ahah
>>61720589
Dixie's Fried Chicken
>lurk
what?????
>HE'S HERE
>>61720675
any hot martian chicks?
>>61720723
JANNNNY
>>61720632
>tfw no more macaroni
>>61720581
Still pretty virginal compared to everyone else.
Its amazing that a site like this manages to have even half virgins when its supposed to be mainly 18-25 year olds. Only like 2% of over 20's are virgins.
>>61720781
KEK
did janny make his great comeback
>>61720723
>>61720649
i dont think camera flashes are that strong
>>61720632
this triggers the jock
maisie
>>61720796
its not really that amazing
4chan isnt a representative snapshot of the population
Imperials: Englanders
Nords: Scots
Bretons: Welsh
Forsworn/Reachmen: Northern Irish
Redguards: Caribbeans and Africans
High Elves: Germans
Wood Elves: Irish
Dark Elves: Pakis and Poos
Argonians: Poles
Orcs: Romanians and Bulgarians
Khajiit: Gypsies
AAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671365
Is it just me, or are Captcha's pic.s getting summery?
>Palmâtrees and signs for Jerez and SanlĂșcar.
>>61720377
>double space after a full stop
just 1 space after the stop.
>>61720589
Dance Floor Chart,
hosted by June Sarpong and Russel Brand.
>>61720859
me on the grass
>>61720879
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>61720723
CUSTODIAN
breaking the fast haha lads
>>61720859
there are some big guys there
choo
>>61720893
north korea is the only one i'd visit out of any though, the rest is just smelly shit
>>61720893
>no finland
>no canada
have you ever been on /int/ before?
>>61720969
fuck off
>>61720667
>>61720723
they're actually beautiful breasts for their size
I swear on me mum I'm not a robot
>>61720836
perfect
>>61720845
sure it isn't just your light bulb?
>>61720944
Enjoy your bowel cancer
>>61720879
>Imperials: Englanders
stopped there
>>61720975
I literally said I hate memes in the poll.
Memes are FUCKING shit.
>>61720944
bacon's overcooked
still a virgin
>>61720632
ah yes because McDonalds should have the right to own a fucking patronymic prefix
utter cancer
>>61721009
you're life is a meme
>>61720879
>Khajiit: Gypsies
stopped there
spots going away lads. really starting to miss granola. it's so delicious
>Stephen Crabb scuttles out of the Tory leadership race and backs Theresa May
>>61721005
>working man's breakfast
>cancer inducing
???
>>61721018
i know lad, I lost focus while cooking the sausage
