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Lord Ganesha edition
Morning lads
Tuesday is the day most people give up, hope you all find the strength to carry on with what ever you are doing.
I have to head down the job centre soon, can anyone recommend me a comfy film to watch for when I get back?
>>29726494
its great isnt it, first time ive had fun on halo since reach
>>29731997
Can we start ignoring this guy? I know who it is and he keeps trying to ruin threads.enjoytheyou
Bloody cat appears at my window every bloody morning to wake me up
>>29737413
Is it your cat or someone else's?
Cheers me up when the neighbours cat comes to see me
>>29737442
Mine
We don't have a cat flap so this is her only way of getting in the house in the morning, climbs up the house to my room on the second floor
Funny cat
>>29737675
Its very cute cat
Looks like a fluffy version of my old cat
wew lads nearly archived
>>29737926
How do you lot save pictures of your own snapchats?
Cleaning my ass in the shower last night, im certain i found a hemorrhoid up my ass near the hole. I'm 20 and i've got piles already, feel pretty bad desu.
Share stories of when life is a bastard to you.
>>29738981
Screenshots senpai, crop em after if need be.
>>29739016
Or just press the save button?
>>29737102
>Lord Ganesha edition
what does it mean
You know considering there's a bunch of Indians in the UK there's probably a lot of Indians in these threads, right? are Indians in the UK as robot tier as in the usa
>>29739035
I wouldn't know, i don't use snapchat.
>>29738996
I've had one for years, I assumed it would eventually go away but it's still there. It's not painful so I've never bothered to see a doctor about it
>>29739094
You don't need a prescription for preparation H, You can probably buy it online to avoid accidentally making eye contact with QT chemists too.
>>29737184
If you're still here, Kikis Delivery Service. My go to comfy film.
>>29738981
That button there lad
Good morning lads, it's shaping up to be a lovely day for posting waifus isn't it?
Lads who normally calls for the waifus?
And also whose the dubs checker?
I have to go do a thing.
I don't like doing a things.
>>29739434
Agreed, female waifus are the best
>>29739055
>are Indians in the UK as robot tier as in the usa
No, Uk Indians are Alpha. Top dogs, who get all the bitches, kind of like American Blacks.
>>29739735
Depends where they live TBQH, all the Indians I met here in Northumberland were R9K tier. Ones from cities with a high amount of Indians seemed normiecore though.
I got told off at work for not filing things "correctly". How can I get back at them?
For this job assessment centre thing I need to name an interesting fact about myself. I have no idea what to say as I'm a very boring person. Do you think I should just make something up?
>>29739735
absolutely my friend.
>>29739850
Tell them you're a top hooligan lad
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467604020389.webm
Real talk /britfeel/
>>29739735
I haven't met a single Indian that I'd describe as "alpha"
>>29739892
bloody bastard bitch
>>29739055
I've noticed the regular op always has weird names
Also changes filename every day.
>>29739124
Good choice desu, I second it.
>>29739850
Say you're a speedrunner.
>>29740034
I stopped making threads. He just made another one and then linked his in any other until people moved
>Mum asks if I'm going to be at home in the morning
>Yeah I don't leave till like 1pm
>Oh OK good, can you pick up a package when it gets dropped off then? Just leave it behind the sofa, it's kinda big
>Delivery arrives next day
>It's a fire stove that weighs fucking 150kg
How in the shit do in move this from the side of the house to the living room
>>29739124
Anime isnt really my thing but i'll check it out thanks.
>>29739055
Each day other there is dedicated to a different Hindu god, Tuesdays are dedicated to Ganesha.
>>29740308
I've never done that, I only make threads when theres none about. However if you are who I think you are can you blame them?
>>29739434
I want to sleep and dream forever. She is my only comfort in life.
>>29740351
Ask a neighbour for a hand? Otherwise you're fucked lad
>>29740708
ask fit
oceee
>tfw telephone interview later this week
really want the job, I would be picking up dead bodies from houses and hospitals
also would wash and clothe others and take them to their funerals, sounds like pretty comfy work
>>29740351
>can't lift 150kg
wow
Just swatted a fly into my toilet bowl and now I'm gonna do a shit on it
>>29740841
doesn't sound comfy at all but each to their own
Think I'm going to go for a second haircut if that fails I'll just go over it with the clippers at home
>>29741056
The ultimate victory, nice one lad
>>29740841
If they can't even be bothered to conduct an interview in person, it's not that important. In fact they're probably just checking you can speak English and aren't retarded - if it's a yes to both you're hired
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
Next lesson 19th July
Only 3 more topics to cover (meeting traffic, bay parking and emergency stop)
His dad is being a bastard again
Trying to get people to help him clean the garden
>>29741199
Nice digits.
Go help your dad clean the garden. It'll only take an hour or so
>>29741199
I hope you crash and roll the car
>>29741199
I hope your driving instructor takes you to a remote car park in the middle of nowhere to practice maneuvers, then puts a huge sharp kitchen knife right up your arse and splits you all the way up your ball bag right up to your pathetic little paki cock.
>>29741308
That's like half the sex change op finished. Just need to tuck it all up inside and he's sorted
I'm a secondary school teacher in the south east of England, I teach History.
I get harassed everyday by these shits at the school I work for most of my day both boys and girls.
I have been teaching here for 8 years and I feel like shooting myself at this point.
>>29741335
I'd prefer if the guy just kicks him out the car and he bleeds out on the side of the road.
>>29741367
Didn't they teach you how to instill discipline when you were doing your post-grad teaching qualification?
My older brother is also a history teacher and he loves it. He's been doing it for a similar amount of time as you, and he's the head of department now.
>>29741399
I can control some of my classes sure.
However nobody taught me how to discipline or control the classes I have that are full to the brim of wild council estate types, its actually scary to think of the some of the things they have done to me.
>>29741433
It's funny you should say that because my brother has taught in both a posh school in a suburb and a hard school in the inner city and he far preferred teaching in the inner city.
He said the posh kids were little dicks. They'd get mummy and daddy to give him shit at the slightest thing. Whereas the hard kids respect him when he's tough with them.
I've shat myself at work, lads.
No warning, just pants full of runny KFC-gravy looking shit.
Was out for lunch so I'm now sat in a McDonalds toilet trying to salvage something. Think the boxers have contained it.
What the fuck do I do? Abandon the boxers here and go commando? Head straight home?
>>29741495
Abandon the boxers mate.
That's what James Bond would do.
>>29741495
Just go home, say you've been sick.
Just got signed off work for two weeks with depression. Now everyone at work knows I have depression though, which is a bit shit.
>>29741609
Depends where you are in the country and what type of work you do, but in a lot of places there's no stigma and actually people see it as a sign of a smart, serious, thoughtful person. If you're handsome then girls might even think it's mysterious and a bit sexy.
>>29739434
Posting waifu.
It's my birthday today lads, not feeling as miserable as I usually am on my birthday. Mummy bought me quite a few prezzies as I hadn't received any in the last two birthdays, maybe that's why.
Hope everyone has a pleasant day :)
>>29741218
I didn't help him clean up but I drove with him to the skip and went to ASDA with him to buy some brushes
>>29741851
happy birthday anime lad
>>29741851
How old are you?
agebloxxxxx
>>29741851
Happy birthday mate
Hope you have a good day
My game order arrived lads
Better not be shit
>>29739434
I abandoned by 2D waifu for a superior 3D one
>>29741980
>tfw I will never be a cis female
>>29741943
>sc
why dont you just get fucked normie
Why is it every anime poster also goes to movie night?
>>29741912
Thank you anonymous lad
>>29741918
20, apparently I'm an adult now
>>29741943
Thank you mate. Hope you enjoy Destiny though I've heard a few bad things
>>29741994
Obvious new fag please leave
>>29742015
20 is a good year mate. That was the year everything came together for me. Got my first GF etc.
>>29741851
Happy birthday essanon
Watching new spongebob
Christ it's shit
>>29742024
le my secret club
fuck off
>>29737102
I really wish a big volcano erupted in England somewhere and melted the country to the ground.
Hate living in the UK. Such an "every man for himself" place.
>>29741433
Like what lad
>>29742037
Ah I hope so. Every summer I get really excited about how I'm going to change and improve my studies, start socialising more, actually try with girls and it's the same shit every year, nothing changes. I hope this is the year it does
>>29742061
Don't know who essanon but that's not me
>>29742135
>Hate living in the UK. Such an "every man for himself" place
It's hardly like that at all though
Try living abroad, you will soon appreciate things about home
>>29742123
That's literally you though
>>29742135
Moving out of the UK was the best decision I ever made. There are good things about the UK but it's mostly shit. Also it's going to get shitter because everything imported will get so much more expensive soon.
>>29742135
>Such an "every man for himself" place
Not sure I agree with that mate, considering the amount of people ITT on bennies.
Gunna go to subway and buy me some food boys.
Might pop in the corner shop on the way back and see what mental energy drinks they have.
Dunno what to do when I get back home though, feeling a bit sick of the games I've been playing recently.
Whats everyone elses plans for the day?
Downloaded Mr Robot season 1, is it any good those that have watched it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0T2ghW44o
>>29742167
>Try living abroad, you will soon appreciate things about home
Have you ever actually lived abroad? Which countries?
I've lived in three other countries and they were all much better to live in than the UK.
>Interviewer said he'd call me today at the latest
>sitting by phone hoping for the good news
>never had an interview and not got the job before, but this was my first interview after applying for months now
If I don't get this job today I think I'm going to end it all m8's
I can't live another day without money
>>29742208
Yes, but leave the thread unless you want spoilers
>>29742123
I use snapchat to reduce image sizes, which is brought up in these threads loads. How does that make me a normie?
Lurk more
>>29742167
>>29742196
Yes it fucking is. And I have lived and worked in 4 different countries throughout my life.
"wot about me" or "where's mine" are two common phrased used in this country. Sickening. The Scots aren't like that, why are we?
>>29742188
I'm considering Canada. Worked there for 3 years and they were the best of my life.
>>29742163
Oh sorry, Yours and essanons waifus look really similar.
Anyway
Happy birthday anon
You lads exited for Eid tomorrow?
>>29742288
I visited Vancouver. Amazing place.
It's obvious that people ITT who are going "ENGERLUND IS THE BEST INNIT" haven't been any further than a grim Spanish/Greek resort catering to British tourists for 2 weeks.
>>29742208
Talk to the op guy he never shuts up about it
>>29741495
Straight home mate, take the rest of the week on the sick
>>29742263
>the "scotland is nicer" meme
fuck off lad. i've lived in scotland my whole life and the people are just as shit, stop romanticising them.
not to mention everyone's been swept up into this far-right nationalistic fervour in the last few years
>>29742263
The grass is always greener. I was in China for a year and in Greece for 6 months, it really made me appreciate home. Of course there are nicer places, but we're doing pretty well, I think.
>>29741851
Happy birthday mate. Hope you enjoy your day xx
>>29742328
vancouver is lovely lad
looks like the type of city you build in simcity - all pristine wide streets and residential skyscrapers everywhere
the suburbs are basically like any american/canadian city though.
also like any north american city, there are way, way more homeless people than in europe
>>29742358
>Scotland
>Far-right
Either you don't know what far-right means or you don't live in Scotland.
>>29742364
>China
I've travelled a lot in China and it would be incredibly difficult to live there.
>Greece
Economic collapse.
Try living somewhere like New York, California, Italy, France, Germany, the Pacific Northwest of the US, Scandinavia and then tell me that the UK is good.
The UK is a fucking shit place to live. Everyone with any sense should leave like I did. My life is 10x better since I got out and started living in places like the above.
Poleaboo had dreams last night where he was abused very badly in prison
Bruises covering his entire body
Kept naked
Raped 10+ times every day, his ass constantly bleeding
Guards turning a blind eye
One day though a big blonde muscular white man defended him while he was being abused
He became Poleaboos bf
He was aware of the severity of his injuries so they only cuddled
>>29742455
That is going to happen to you for real.
Except there won't be anyone to defend you.
>>29742440
>the scotland is left wing meme
once again, i do live here, and have done all my life.
it's complete fucking bollocks that scottish people "care about each other more" or are "more community minded". they fucking aren't, english people just like to romanticise those primitive people up north.
the people of scotland are just as selfish as any other people in britain - except they've now been stirred up by the SNP (who want membership of NATO and the EU) to be extremely nationalistic.
people in scotland have a firm belief that they are superior to other nationalities - not sure what you could call that other than "far-right"
>>29742214
Taipei and Seville, also I have family in Munich so I used to spend time there on summer break.
I wouldn't see myself living in any of the above places long term. I enjoy England, I found actually miss English people, the slang/humour, the politics and even rainy summers.
Still a depressive faggot though
>>29742372
Thank you lad xoxo
>>29739885
Cuts right to the bone lad..maybe not the bit about the hate. All my hate has turned to complete apathy an existentialism.
>>29742440
That's why I said there are nicer places.
My family is from Northern Ireland, it could be much worse.
>>29742467
Most people in prison don't care about pervs
>>29742489
Look at that room. Could you imagine if someone started a fire in there. That shit would go up so fast.
>>29742487
What bit you from?
You sound like an orange order penislicker or someone from the borders.
Lived here most of my life, we ARE different. SNP does retarded things like teach Gaelic in schools. Though they are not nationalistic in the braveheart sense, don't understand why spastics like you can't see this. They arent introverted like the English scum.
>>29739885
Is that Henry Rollins? Sounds a bit like him
>>29742489
Can't wait until China rightfully reclaims Taipei like they did Hong Kong desu
>>29739885
Is this some kind of talking therapy where you bollock yourself in the second person?
>>29742535
from dundee lad
not "orange-order" either, nor do i have any love for the uk
just have enough sense to see that all this "scotland is really great" stuff is bollocks
>introverted like the english scum
ah right, you don't know anything then. go anywhere in the north of england, wales, or any other deprived part of the uk, and the culture will be exactly the same as in scotland
i won't be able to convince you though, you've clearly fallen for the SNP's propaganda
>>29742487
Not sure what part of Scotland you are from, maybe it's different there. I grew up in Glasgow and it was as left wing as fuck. There was no belief that we were superior to other nationalities. In fact I'd say the opposite is true, that we had a national sense of inferiority. A "cultural cringe" type thing.
In my experience Scottish nationalism is an anti-tory thing rather than an anti English thing. When Labour could mount an effective opposition to the Tories then no one voted SNP.
TIL NOW I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN
I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU
AND NOW IT KILLS ME TO THE BONE
HOW DO I GET YOU ALONE?
>>29742364
>China
>Greece
I WENT TO BOTH DEES PLACES AN THER WAS NO FULL ENGLISH BREKFAST, FUKKIN FURD WORLD.
>>29742636
lel the food was the last thing I missed desu.
>>29742608
I would say it's more "liberal" than "left-wing".
People are all for things like gay rights and refugees - yet they are happy to vote for a pro-EU, pro-NATO party.
>>29742653
>Pro-EU
Being pro-EU seems sensible if you're left wing. It's a way to have some kind of protection from an extreme Tory government that the English might vote in.
>>29742608
Dennisoun fag here, this is always how I saw it. We have a self deprecating manner, being able to laugh at ourselves, something many other countries cant seem to grasp, making them salty.
>>29742702
lad... left-wing has always been opposed to the EU
right-wing populist opposition to it is a pretty new phenomenon - and as we've seen, none of them really wanted it anyway, they just wanted to boost their popularity.
>>29742723
Yes, except that's the same everywhere else in Britain - except places like London, Kent and Surrey
>>29742702
it's a corporate political union
It's the complete antithesis of what the likes of old labour stood for (Socialism), hence why Corbyn/Tony Benn et all were against it.
>>29742755
Stop being such a tryhard, English and Scottish are not culturally the same. The colour contrasts of the election maps over the EU ref and general election couldnt be more stark. Are you seriously this dense?
The Scottish are obese SJW's that keep forcing cucks like new labour and SNP on England
I wish we would just send all the brown people up there, see how they like Edinburgh turning into Bradford or Rotherham
Also gingers smell of fox piss and stale twiglets
>Mfw living in Scotland
>>29742794
>being this stupid
Could you single out one fundamental political difference between the tories and the SNP other than "scotland is good hurr"?
They stand for the exact same thing - a continuation of the status quo, neoliberal politics, populism.
Also, you clearly don't know what "culture" means.
>>29742794
As a Geordie living in Glasgow, there's fuck all difference in culture. Politics is not the same thing.
Glasgow feels a hell of a lot more like Newcastle than other places I've lived, like Leeds or Birmingham. Even Aberdeen felt more like the North East than they did.
>>29742826
>Muh SJW meme
>Muh cuck meme
>I get all of my knowledge of the outside world from /pol/
Opinion discarded.
Lads I feel asleep in the bath and now I can't hear anything but my own heartbeat.
Anyone know how long with will last?
>>29742851
Just need to pop your ears lad
>>29742843
I can smell the stench of fox piss from here
fuck off
>>29742851
Until you stop using the word "Lads". It's cheesy and cancer, plz stop.
>>29742857
Ive tried everything, one of them popped and then went quiet again.
>>29742868
I don't want to stop, lad.
>>29742842
Exactly mate.
These SNP retards are so blinded by rhetoric that they can't see that life in the north of England is exactly the same as life in Scotland.
>>29742868
Sorry lads but why?
Its either lads or guys I guess
>>29742842
>Politics is not the same thing
Yes it is you retard, political views are at the core of a culture in a modern society. Crazy how dump people are.
Which is the best class on destiny?
>>29742894
It's just so disgustingly english I guess. I keep hearing it in that London accent and it makes my stomach turn. I know this sounds like bait, but I will tell you now that it is not.
>>29742889
Honestly mate I can definitely see that life in the north of England is much the same as life in Scotland.
I'm not sure why that means I shouldn't support the SNP though. Can you explain that bit to me?
>>29742895
Yes, but there is no political difference between the SNP and the major English parties.
What? Do you think English people are going to vote for the "scottish national party"? No, but they will vote for English parties that are close to identical politically
>>29742895
The vast majority of people don't give a fuck about politics. There's far more important influences on the culture of a place.
Lads I just put in a really cheeky order with my weed guy in Amsterdam.
5 grams of super lemon haze
3 grams of Santa Maria
5 grams of Afghani gold seal hash
Loving this, can't wait until it arrives.
>>29742911
Fair enough but you can't rea;;y expect everyone here to stop using it/Maybeitwillgetfilteredayemoot;);)
>>29742917
yes, and those parties in turn represent the people
English > greedy me me me types
Scottish > Actually care about those living around you
pretty simple
>>29742932
I definitely pressed L I swear
>>29742912
Because it reveals that the SNP are putting artificial barriers between you and fellow workers, which damages your struggle.
Do you honestly think splitting people up based on the slightest differences is the way forward?
Imagine Scotland won independence and then those faux-viking cunts in the islands wanted independence, or those tory border bastards.
It reveals that their rhetoric is not honest - there is no reason for Scotland to separate from England - and that therefore it must be for their personal gain.
Actually think for a second about why these people want an independent Scotland.
Obviously I'm not advocating voting for any "mainstream" political party in place of the SNP either.
>>29742524
Apart from the fact that he perved on children.
>>29742946
Too late, the force behind the comment was disrupted by bad spelling
>>29742942
and what is this based on.
the capitalist SNP aren't "greedy me me me types"
give it a rest pal, you need to stop reading the Guardian.
>>29742979
The force behind your life was disrupted by bad spelling
>>29742976
Poleaboo never did that
>>29742994
Which word was incorrect?
>>29740841
If your colleagues aren't complete shitters the funeral industry is probably the most comfy industry out there. I'll take 2 hours to pick up a body from a hospital 20 minutes away and no one cares.
>>29742984
learn how to format posts you retard
>>29742984
>has no argument
>Insults a newspaper I don't read
hit the bottom of the argument barrel so quickly?
>>29743027
>format posts
go to reddit if you want that
>>29743014
Your mum lol
jk hahahahahahahaha :)
>>29742968
>There is no real reason for Scotland to separate from England
What about the fact that the English keep voting in Conservative governments?
>>29743061
Give your wrangler their phone back son, this is no place for the likes of potato.
>>29743038
Apparently I have "no argument" even though you just made a completely baseless statement?
It doesn't matter whether or not you read the Guardian, you are completely infected by their liberal ideals - "the political spectrum is completely contained within four or five liberal, centrist parties - and there are real and tangible differences between them!"
Wake the fuck up lad. You are incredibly fucking dense if you believe the SNP stand for anything other than obtaining exclusive rights to the exploitation of Scottish workers.
Even fucking Labour at least pretend to care about unions.
>It's a LOOK AT SCOTLAND WE ARE SCOTTISH episode
>>29743060
lurk until you understand how to make your post readable you absolute bellend
>Scotland has been told by the EU to fuck off
>Scotland has been told by the UK to fuck off
Is there any country more cucked?
>>29743093
Joking about down syndrome?
Wow no wonder everyone hates you.
>>29743100
Unions are what brought industry to their knees with retarded things like not even being able to change a lightbulb because it was somebody elses job. They almost shut grangemouth petrochem, they are a menace.
>>29743069
Never understood this argument.
You don't think there are parts of England that constantly vote Labour?
Also, should the entire world be split into tiny one party states because people weren't happy with the political status quo, and choose retreat unto themselves rather than action?
If you think your one party SNP state is going to be some sort of improvement over the tories you are in for a shock - I could maybe understand Scottish nationalism if they were rallying around an even vaguely progressive party
>>29743145
They could always join the USA
>>29743151
haha, you really are the typical SNP voter
>muh tories don't respect our rights
>unions are bad, abolish them at once!
Fucking hell the SNP really have rotted your brain.
Enjoy all your populist measures like free education being taken away as the SNP gives massive tax-breaks just to encourage corporations to set up in such an isolated and undesirable country.
Then, when your rights as an employee and a person have been completely eroded, they will just say "those evil english did it!" and you drones will lap it up.
>tfw the junior doctors rejected the contract
>tfw traitorous opportunist malawana has resigned
A victory for the people
>>29743154
They are a lot more progressive than the tories mate.
Also you need to remember that Scotland is a country. You're acting like it's just a northern region of England.
>it's another politics episode that goes nowhere and everyone is worse off for it
Please stop, just talk about how your day has gone, even that would be less boring than politics.
>>29743273
it was a country 300 years ago
do you know what germany looked liked back then?
splitting people into petty ethno-sectarian states is incredibly regressive - the union may not have been undertaken for progressive reasons, but it has like to the advancement of society in the British isles.
>They are a lot more progressive than the tories mate.
Another unquantified statement. You hear this all the time from scottish people, "they are a lot more progressive I promise!" There is no evidence for this because they are not. It's just empty populist rhetoric - "we really care about scottish people". The tories say the exact same thing - you've just had them around long enough to see through their bullshit, which you eventually will with the SNP, just too late.
>>29743324
It's still a country. The United Kingdom is a union of 4 countries. Comparing it to Germany is a false equivalency.
>>29743417
They are called "countries" to pay lip service to the fact that they were countries at one time.
They are not, in fact, countries - using the modern definition of the word - they are comparable to the states of the US.
I'm comparing it to Germany in the medieval and early modern period - when it was split into hundreds of tiny independent states. They were unified into a single, large state.
This state had certain tensions within it, economic disparity, religious differences etc. However, the people were broadly similar culturally, and there was rarely serious strife between the people of the new state (I hope you can see the parallels here)
I don't see how people calling for an independent Scotland makes any more sense than people calling for an independent Baden-Wurttemberg or something like that.
>>29743518
>They are comparable to the states of the US
You need to go away and read a lot more , because right now you are talking nonsense. The countries of the UK have no legal similarity with US states.
I'm guessing you're maybe 19. 20. 21 years old, and you don't really know a lot about the world. It was a total waste of time talking to you.
>>29743576
>muh history
I'm talking de facto you nonce, seeing as that is what's actually relevant.
They are not sovereign states, which is what the word "country" means to everybody on this planet.
The United Kingdom is a country.
>>29743631
The legal differences are huge.
why do some people say theyre not ashamed of their autism?
i'm ashamed of having autism, it's a literal defect in how my brain should function, i am literally inferior genetically
fucking hell been on 4chan for years and only just discovered thread watcher
>>29743686
Please explain then
Besides, I said they are "comparable" not "the same".
""""Friend"""" trying to hoop me up with a fatty, fuck right off rather stay a virgin desu senpai
>>29743872
Being socially awkward for a man is the same as being fat if you're a woman
>>29741199
I swear to God Poley it feels like you've been learning to drive for a full year now.
>>29743946
not poley but have been learning to drive since january
most people learn in a couple of months, hate being so inept at everything
>>29743767
Because they don't have autism. It's a quirky word they use to describe their sillier traits, just like how everyone has OCD XD.
>>29743985
Depends how many lessons you do.
Obviously there are people who can pass their test after 12-15 lessons or maybe even fewer. And they are the ones who always brag about it. But most people I know passed their test after over 20 lessons, and I know plenty of people who took 30 or more.
If you've been doing one lesson a week don't beat yourself up about it.
>>29743796
never heard of it and I've been here since 2008/9
Explain
Lads, I have really, really fucked up
>>29744159
ooooo greentext it lad
this better be good
>>29743946
I've been taking lessons since February
Sometimes lessons are 2 weeks apart
Topics some lessons feel like a scam
Don't need an hour to learn how to do pellican crossings especially 10+ lessons in
>>29744159
Molested your cousin in the Wimpy in the Isle of Wight?
We've heard it before lad.
>>29744202
What race is your instructor.
Use 5 different words to describe him.
Compare him to a fictional character.
>>29744184
>have various mental problems
>one woman comes to my flat once a week for a chat (necessary so I get PIP)
>she's about 45 ish
>we're talking about social communication
>admit that I can be a bit inappropriate at times
>she gets me to elaborate
>explain that I openly express a desire to fuck women who show the slightest interest in me
>she delves deeper into it
>i suddenly blurt out that I'd fuck her
>she literally tells me to go for it
>i awkwardly do
>she practically drags me into my bedroom and strips me off, and then herself
>we have sex
She left an hour ago. I don't know if I was just raped.
>>29744184
>Be me
>Male
>Like dressing in my sisters clothes
>To fat, start wearing my mums
>My dad catches me in her room wearing my mums turban
>Can't tell a difference, starts groping me
>Finds penis
Hes really mad, they might be sending me back to pakistan
>>29744247
>I don't know if I was just raped.
You're the one who said he wanted to fuck lad.
But yeah you've fucked up desu. Need to keep the girl sweet or she's going to fuck with your benefits.
>>29744225
Paki
Patient
Friendly
Smart
Kind
Supportive
I'm currently banned so posting via phone
Can't think of a character, he's not a big personality
If real life started with a create-a-character menu where you decide what you will look like as an adult, how would you design yourself?
Would you stick with your current appearance, or look like a Chad? Maybe change your height or even your race / sex???
>>29744484
of course i would change myself
would make myself a 6'2", black chad
maybe a female if i was feeling adventurous. anything but what i am currently
>>29744484
>inb4 'someone' has recreates themselves as a Polish white girl named Monica.
>>29744484
Two inches more on my cock length. Girth is alright
4 inches taller.
Happy to stick with being white.
Staighter nose, slightly larger, squarer jaw. Eyelids lifted to show my eye shape better.
Less fat
Other than the cock size and height it's nothing that I couldn't do with six months in the gym and a little bit of plastic surgery, but there is obviously a massive stigma about plastic surgery.
Still I can't complain too much. I'm average height, average cock size, and if I wasn't fat I'd be more-or-less average looking. Could be a lot worse.
Brandon flowers is dreamy, no homo
>>29744755
>4 inches taller.
How tall would that make you?
>>29744790
will never be able to reconcile his normie image with the fact that he's a literal unironic mormon
>>29744484
Pretty much the same except without the balding and better parents.
>>29744814
Four more inches would make me 6'3.
>>29744790
Suffy is better tbqh
Lads the economy is crashing. And why didn't the Brexit camp have a plan for what to do afterwards?
I know Brexit was a big 4Chan meme but what is really going to happen now? Prices for some things are already 30% higher.
My hearing still hasn't come back, I can't listen to music or watch tv.
It's really pissing me off
>>29745069
Why would the onus be on Brexiteers to have a plan?
>>29745082
Because if you're campaigning for Brexit, then you presumably think it's the best thing for the country.
But how can you even know if it's the best thing for the country if you don't have a plan?
>>29745069
I would rather we just leave now and not in two years time
get the slump over and done with, personally I don't think we will "fully" leave the EU
May will do some deal so we are technically but technically not in the EU and barely anything will change
>>29745069
>And why didn't the Brexit camp have a plan for what to do afterwards?
Because the tory politicians backing Brexit didn't actually think they'd win, nor did they want to. They just backed a popular campaign knowing that it would bring them a great deal of popularity with a large part of the country.
Obviously Farage and UKIP's desire to leave was genuine, but they are not in power, so there was no need for them to come up with a plan.
And really, the government that's in power, that actually called the referendum, should be held accountable, not the powerless campaign group that backed the leave vote.
>>29744484
Maybe an inch on my dick, I'm 6.5" though so maybe that would be too much
4 inches to my height. 5'10 is suffering, manlet life is a burden
Also I'd add stronger facial hair genetics
Other than that I'm more or less happy.
>>29745176
>May will do some deal
I honestly hope so mate, because if British companies have to trade with Europe using WTO tariff rules, even if it's just for a year or two while we negotiate, a lot of companies are going to shut down.
My brother brought all his mates round to my house and they saw me barefooted walking out my room cause I didnt know they was here
They saw my fucking arms as well he knows how much I hate that.
why the fuck does he bring people round all the time fuck off
>>29745110
Those people aren't the ones in charge. Do you even know what you're suggesting?
keep doing wet farts. my pants are def shit stained
>>29745269
>Those people aren't the ones in charge
That doesn't mean they can't put forward a plan. Half of Cameron's policies came from the Policy Exchange think tank. They aren't the ones in charge either.
>>29745307
>I've never seen Yes Minister
>>29745258
If you're that insecure about your noodle arms, you should start eating more start going to the gym
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a great shame for a man to grow old without ever witnessing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable
t. Former noodle arm skelly
>>29745342
>My knowledge about the world comes from a sitcom
Embarrassing yourself mate.
>>29745258
>Brother has friends round in the morning
>Annoying nigger music being blasted wakes me up
>They are all playing FIFA in the room next to me
>Try to take a shower but someone is in there
>One of his fucking friends are using our shower "because he needs one before he goes over to his gf's place"
>Kitchen filled with mess and crap from their lunch
fucking Normans, I just want to be NEET in peace
>>29745386
You have no knowledge of how politics works. This is a frightful bore trying to explain, but the people that campaigned to take us out of the EU are under no obligation to provide a plan.
>>29745459
>This is a frightful bore trying to explain
>I have absolutely no argument to back up my point, yet I accuse someone else of ignorance
Do you get off on making a fool out of yourself?
>>29745348
I went to the gym for 3 years, 15 till 18 then got really ill. Lost my hair and got that ghandi bod now. They're covered in needle marks as well. Horrible.
Also even when I had big biceps I still looked like shit because I have tiny wrists.
>>29745488
Do you know what a politician is?
Did anyone hear about the 20 year old guy who got arrested in America for trying to kill Donald Trump?
His mum is trying to get the American government to just let him off because he has Aspergers. What a joke.
>>29745548
He's going to get raped in an american prison for 20 years
he's fucked
>>29745546
>I like to ask silly, patronising questions rather than actually coming up with an argument. It's my way of trying to mask that I don't know what I'm talking about.
>>29745565
So you don't. Well let me help you, they are the people that create and vote on laws for our country.
They, my woefully uneduacted friend, are the ones currently developing the plan for taking us out of the EU as per the mandate delivered by the majority of the UK.
>>29745560
Agreed. His mum clearly thinks it's like when he got in trouble at school and she could play the aspie card to get them to let him off.
>>29745548
he didnt do anything wrong though
>>29745588
You still haven't presented an argument why the politicians on the Leave side hadn't come up with a plan before the referendum.
Also with your attitude I'm guessing that you don't have any mates and you've never shagged a girl. That isn't related to this debate but it makes me smile anyway.
>finish Uni
>look forward to the sweet NEET life promised by /r9k/
>head to the jobcenter plus just like the OP image!
>"Oh sorry you can't claim jobseekers allowance anymore, it has to be universal credit! And mommy gave you a few too many GBP to claim that, either! So we won't find you any jobs or give you any money at all!"
What the FUCK is this Universal Credit bullshit? Can someone help me out here? How do I make the government find me a job?
>>29745673
You have to do slave-tier work according to these threads. Just leech of sad mummy.
>>29745691
I don't care as long as I don't have to go look for it myself. If I have something Mummy will shut the fuck up about me searching for more and I can enjoy my free time at least.
>>29745673
Your mother gave you over 16,000 and you still want more free money? Bit greedy desu.
>>29745662
Leave politicians such as Gove and Leadsom who have plans, you mean?
How can you be this clueless about what's going on in your own country?
>>29745723
6000 mate, that's what gov.uk told me was the limit, and she won't be giving me any more now. Need 2 pay student loans now 2.
>>29745752
only when you pay over 21k so what's the issue
just get a job
>>29745801
https://youtu.be/ZXnifPfxK0Q
>>29745748
>Leave politicians such as Gove and Leadsom
Gove's plan is to delay making a decision as much as possible. Doesn't sound like much of a plan to me. Leadsom's plan is to act and work out the details later. Again, pretty shitty plan.
These people had years to work out a clear timetable and none of them have a clue. Neither do you mate. And to be honest with you, you'd be better served trying to get some kind of social life than struggling to understand politics.
>Your own country
Thankfully I don't live in the UK anymore.
>>29745752
>6000
That's the limit if you want the full whack of money. But they'll still give you some money unless you've got 16,000.
>Need to pay student loans
Not until you have a fairly well paying job.
>>29745844
I instantly discredit whatever opinion you are trying to uphold when you tell people to get a social life on /r9k/ of all places.
>>29745871
Surely /r9k/ is exactly the type of place that people need to be told to get a social life.
>>29745865
Then why did the website say I was ineligible : <
Why is Gov.uk such a sack of hot shit?
>>29745891
Sure but in that case you may as well suffix every single post with it, it isn't much of a powerful insult to any user.
We've got a plan now Amir.
>>29745844
Hold on there, can we put those goalposts back to their original position?
You first claimed that Brexiteers needed to provide a plan and that they didn't have one, you are wrong on both counts.
>>29745953
You are one seriously sad cunt
>>29745953
Top kek. Poleaboo is probably shitting himself desu
>>29746037
HAHA YEAH JUST HE MUST BE, CARL AND THE LADS FROM GLASGOW AYE
Mong, fucking words can't describe the anamosity I feel towards everyone that posts in these threads now
>This one lad who voted Remain is STILL crying about it ITT
And this is why we need stricter controls on immigration from Reddit.
>>29746074
How very agressive for a paki that wants to be a girl. Not feel like playing as Monica today?
Wee message here for young Amir.
Tickets ur booked ya cunt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Zc8W1UECs
I fucking told him
over and over again
but did he listen?
fucking idiot probably deserves it
>>29746140
>trying to help the bad guy
why?
>>29746113
>t. some retard who spent too much time watching limmys show
do NOT bully my paki gf
>>29746113
Based Ned is going to stomp on some Rasheed head.
>>29746113
fuck up y abam
i dont use /r9k/ but can one of you explain how this cunt managed to get themself doxxed?
how much of a stupid cunt do you have to be?
>>29746233
>how much of a stupid cunt do you have to be?
>just began hrt
do the math
Poleaboos sister was having a go at Poleaboo again
Mum told her "If you were living his life you'd kill yourself in a day"
She doesn't understand
I'm not delaying killing myself, it's everyone else who is in danger
Also, I like sympathy but from her it's too much. Also when someone doesn't really understand, their sympathy is worthless
Copied over contacts to my new phones
More girls from phishing than people I've actually exchanged text/call with
>>29746203
You mean me?
>>29746247
fair enough, didn't consider that.
>>29746250
yes :3
i will defend you against these hun cunts
>>29746233
>how much of a stupid cunt do you have to be?
You do know Amir got caught TWICE by his roomates right? He's a total retard.
>>29746250
>If you were living his life you'd kill yourself in a day
That is true.
>>29746113
That's a pretty good Limmy impression
>>29746233
>I don't use r9k
Well.... you are though?
How did you even get here
>>29746295
/int/brit/ m8
>>29746272
Thanks
*cuddles*
>>29746276
Not quite
First time the the roomamte got doxxed
Second time the classmate got doxxed
And even then the classmate felt she had to do detective work to figure out who I was
>>29746233
Facebook pics
Mod lifted the XDIF data from them or something
>>29739434
No amount of waifu posting can ameliorate being a wagecuck.
>>29741851
Happy birthday m80
Can't decide whether to learn Japanese or Chinese.
Also if it's Chinese whether I should pick Mandarin, Cantonese, traditional or simplified.
Bear in mind I'm doing this is for reasons of travel, gf hunting, and for personal autistic fun.
>>29745953
>announcing the exact time of your attack
Glaswegians are a dim bunch
>>29746342
Don't learn Chinese.
If you get a job and they work out that you know Chinese, you'll end up having to work in China. And that is hell.
Do Japanese.
LMAO BET ALL YOU LOT ARE VIRGINS INNIT. YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH ON THE SAME LEVEL AS PAKIBOO IN MY EYES
>>29746385
>ON THE SAME LEVEL AS PAKIBOO
That's why I post here
Important reminder to celebrate.
>>29741851
Happy birthday lad, hope you got some nice stuff
>>29746385
Foolish fly, wondering into my web, it has been so long since I have tasted fresh /brit/ meat
>>29746323
>It's the last few hours of the evening where the wagies finally have freedom to post
feels good being NEET
>>29746418
Poleaboo is looking forward to Eid tomorrow
Gotta make sure I don't eat too much
>>29746424
I'll nut ya you cunt
>>29746442
Enjoy your last Eid cunt.
>>29746441
You know that you can have a job where you work at a computer, right? I shit post all day at work
>>29746442
No offence mate but I don't think you should take part. My religion is simple and clear when it comes to homosexual and transexual lifestyles.
>>29746496
Agreed. If he takes part in Eid he should be stoned to death.
Poleaboo I'd personally like to stamp on your head until it fucking bursts.
>cooked chicken wings on bbq
>started eating it, got to the 3rd piece
>it was a little pink
i'm dead now lads
>>29746482
Probably got one more in me
>>29746541
The only one who deserve to be bludgeoned are bullies
>>29746576
Fuck you cunt, we are going to destroy Poleaboo if it's the last thing we do.
Amir you should be afraid for your life, you piece of shit. Watch your fucking back because we are going to hurt you badly when we find you.
>>29746547
Aren't white people into the uncooked meat? Don't you call it "rare" or some shit?
Just finished a commission for 100 shekels.
Might buy that King of Games yugioh set I've been eyeing for a while.
>>29746637
Drawing?
klkokko
>>29746658
Erm, what?
>>29746622
That's beef, you fucking moron. Beef steaks being pink means they still have flavour. As opposed to tasteless leather you get from over cooking it.
>>29746637
Poleaboo might download YGOpro again but last time he was playing he didn't enjoy the meta much, too fast
Don't like physical cards much either
>>29746622
I'm black you nigger cunt
>>29746547
If you're barbecuing chicken you should always cook it in the oven or fry first then put it on the bbq.
>>29746622
>being so uneducated you can't tell that polutry can't be done rare.
You're talking about steak you autist and if you eat steak welldone you're are a retard who likes ruining their food.
>>29746700
Get out, nigger. This is Britfeel, not nigfeel.
everyone on /int/ thinks ribena is a smelly p*ki poo face
spread the word
>>29746724
>out, nigger. This is Britfeel, not nigfeel.
>>29746724
This is nigfeel, you get out.
>tfw robbed a guy
Does anyone here know how to unlock a phone?
>>29746759
>oogabooga beeeetch aysss faaaaam nuiiiiiiiiijggggggguyuyyyyuh junglebunny nigga ass bitch whyr kd biiiiiiiiiiiirch nigga
>>29746773
You take it to the shop or pay for a code
>>29746759
WE WUZ KAINGS AND SHIEEET?
>>29746773
What phone is it?
>>29746813
>>29746792
>samefagging
how very sad
>>29746817
iphone 6 fa.m
shanked up a guy in hackney innit bruv
so i got his phone fa.m
but it is locked
help a brudda out
>>29746877
u are so white haha "AHHHHH" -me covering my eyes because ur skin is blinding me
>>29746891
who u calling white fa.m?
>>29746877
Ok cool, well if you just bring it to, 6 Shepherdess Walk, London N1 7LF (that's my place of work) we have the software here to unlock it for you, just be sure to give a full explanation of how it came into your position to either me or one of my colleagues and we will do it for free
Look forward to see you soon
Lads I don't think I love my girlfriend. This is absolute suffering. We live together and everything, what am I going to do?
>>29746967
well meme'd my friend
original fuck the robot
>father is in his faggot ginger rage mood.
Fag never had a job until he was 35 and has the gall to complain about me. I was let go of my previous outing recently and have only been on the dole since April 8th and have applied for jobs already.
After a few dude weeds and cans of beer he'll mellow out... As usual.
Shite day desu.
>>29746854
Keep deluding yourself MR.OOGABOOGA man :^)
>>29747014
>tfw black father
>>29747014
What's a dude weed?
>>29747035
>editing that pic
it's obvious it was a samefag, newshit
>>29747039
Well im Irish so close enough. We really are niggers in white skin, well most of us. I hate my people god damn.
>>29747048
weed, dude
>>29747053
Wow, literal delusion. Stay mad dumb ape ;)
>>29747048
DUDE WEED LMAO
as in weed smokers.
>>29747075
>he doesn't even know how we can all see he samefagged
how new are you?
>>29747111
>Dude I am a oldfag and le sekrit hacker can totally see this is edited.
WE WUZ KAINGS AND SHIEEEET?
>>29747142
Is this literally your first day here?
Why can't one black person post without the thread being totally being derailed by kangz memes? Black people exist and we aren't all criminals. I just want to talk about Britain.
>>29746233
Got caught filming a woman taking a shit. Constantly makes threats about doxxing/getting revenge. Turned his AGP fetish into a lifestyle
Yea, he's a fucking mong
>>29747231
We talking about Poleaboo right? What's the latest drama?
>>29747229
where did you get that bike leroy?
evens i wank
>>29747174
HOL UP. SO YOU SAYING WE WUZ KAINGZ AND SHIEEEEET NIGGAAAAAH!?
Who else hyped for battlefield 1 here?
>>29747377
But there were black troops in WW!
>>29747489
nowhere near as many as dice is implying
>>29747489
>>29747377
>>29747355
Why did you decide to come to /brtifeel/ today, little one?
>>29747522
But muh editing :(
Stay mad nignog :^)
>>29747520
It's a video game, manchild
>tfw visual migraine
>tfw blindspot in vision for the next half hour
>>29747520
It's one black character. You're acting as if they cast half the army as black.
How boring does your life have to be to actually care about some black man being a main character in a game
Anyone up for watching a movie in an hour or so?
Call it a mid-week matinee
t. not gorilla
>>29739434
Consider the Waifu posted
>>29747727
depends wot
>>29747522
Making you look a right cunt ngl
>>29747727
depends wot to tbqhwym8
>>29747727
Depends who you are.
>>29747716
I remember back in my male supremacy days any woman in a position of prominence triggered the fuck out of me. i was unsure of my masculinity so got affected whenever I saw a woman doing something important. I assume something similar is going on with the racists. They haven't achieved a thing in their life so start getting proud of their skin colour and putting down anyone who isn't their colour.
>>29747760
>>29747810
Pretty open desu.
I want something that's quick for me to set up, so the choice is between:
>Batman vs Superman
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>Grimsby
>Spectre
>Sin City 2
>Chappie
>Pixels
>The Inbetweeners Movie
>District 9
Do you think it's okay for Poleaboo to treat himself tonight since it's the end of Ramadan?
Thinking of a chicken burger, fires and pop
>need legal work experience to be a lawyer
>look for legal work experience
>requires legal work experience
>>29747839
if you put on batman vs superman i'll probably watch until i get bored of it
>>29747838
You are correct
I grew out of it around 18
>>29747839
>Grimsby
>not to be confused with the seaside town of the same name
don't care what you watch. set it up, post a link, i'm in
>>29747815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo
>>29747850
Yeah no worries.
If you want to be a fat tranny who can't pass.
Why is sadpanda such bullshit
I just want to fap
>>29747863
>>29747876
It's looking like BvS right now.
I'll post a link around 9:30
>>29747877
Nigii?
Shout?
Gorilla?
Notgorrila?
Bonsai?
Tilde?
Poleaboo?
Kent?
>>29747879
Can someone tell me the poleaboo dox info? whats his mane, where does he live?
>>29747883
>Biting monster grills
I feel you.
>>29747959
Amir Hussain
Rochdale, near Manchester
He's 25 years old. His birthday was a few weeks back.
I don't know anything more than this sadly. I am thinking about paying a private detective to track down his address though.
>>29748012
I bet there's a lot of A Husseins in Rochdale
>>29747838
>I remember back in my male supremacy days any woman in a position of prominence triggered the fuck out of me. i was unsure of my masculinity so got affected whenever I saw a woman doing something important.
>openly being a cuck
>any year
>>29748032
>not being a supremacist shitlord = being a cuck
One day you will grow up.
>>29748031
There probably is. But there probably aren't that many 25 year old, unemployed Amir Hussains, so that narrows the field a bit.
When will somebody stream Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl?
I have got one film left o the Rape Zombie: Lust of The Dead trilogy so am well up for OTT Japanese horror at the moment.
>>29748012
Friendly reminder that Poleaboo was able to get both the Polish girls addresses and phone numbers without spending a penny
>>29748012
Thanks bro
probably need to make this original
>>29748084
No, being triggered by women having power and being insecure of your masculinity is being a cuck. You silly goose.
Grandad is a pretty cool guy tbqh with you lads
>>29748109
If you can find a decent copy and upload it to a google drive doc, or even a copy even uploaded already, I'd be happy to give it a go one night.
>>29748176
That was nice of him. What are you going to do with it?
>>29748123
And being triggered by a black video game character isn't?
>>29748176
if I asked my nan for money she would probably give it to me
Don't know how to ask though
>>29748113
So what? The Polish girls had more unusual names.
They also had lives, flats of their own, etc. The type of thing that leaves an imprint on the world.
You're such a little nothing, such a complete nobody, so incredibly insignificant that it's a little harder to track you down.
I don't see how you can be proud of that. It's pitiful.
>>29748176
Tell me, did you think your grandad was a pretty cool guy BEFORE he gave you a wad of cash?
>>29748182
Here is a YouTube version if that works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Heik3lsgSI
>>29748199
So you are both cucks, congrats.
>>29747883
yeah can someone explain why sadpanda never has any new stuff? it actually seems as if tehy are removing more and more stuff.
>>29747377
i'm imagining how greasy the fat white male is who made this. dorito dust encrusted hands heavily pounding against his corsair rgb keyboard to the tune of his engorged throat desperately gasping for air wheezing and panting like a mong while whispering "it's about ethics in games journalism"
>>29747542
>>29747643
its clear that the new emphasis is minorities despite western countries having historically an overwhelmingly white population
it just makes no sense
>>29748321
That was some committed projection.
>>29748211
I didn't use 192 )like said, didn't spend a penny) and one of the Polish girls isn't on the electoral roll since she's just here for studying
I know her UK address and the address of her family home in Poland
I know their friends names and phone numbers too
>>29748338
It's a video game not a documentary, you sad little man
>>29748338
That's racist. How does it affect you if more of the characters are black?
Jesus could have been black for all you know and if all of the soliders were black in WW2 it wouldn't have made any difference. They should make more war films with just black soldiers to show your racism.
>>29748321
>i'm imagining how greasy the fat white male is who made this. dorito dust encrusted hands heavily pounding against his corsair rgb keyboard to the tune of his engorged throat desperately gasping for air wheezing and panting like a mong while whispering "it's about ethics in games journalism"
im imagining how much of a big lipped nigger they guy who typed this out was
disgusting pink flabby lips puckering as his greasy shinny coal black nigger paws beat down on the keyboard, conveniently ignoring historical revisionism when it suits him, and sperging the fuck out when it doesnt
>>29748255
Yeah, that's fantastic m8.
I've got it bookmarked, will give it a run out next week.
Lads
Why does me willy bend to the left is it bad
>>29748338
Historically.
Get with the times grandpa. There are more black people in the West now so they need to corner the black market which means adding a few black characters. If they were gonna be an autist about it and scream "muh purity" in the face of changing demographics then their business would go the way of the dodo. It's not even historically inaccurate, the major powers all used troops from around their empires. I've seen colour WW1 pictures of Senegalese troops fighting in the tranches for the French.
Lads do women just not like talking about things other than themselves? I'm talking to a girl who's relatively nice and actually attractive and she's clearly interested in me and wants to meet up but even though she asks me questions a lot it feels like she only talks about herself? Is this normal for women
>>29748363
>It's a video game not a documentary, you sad little man
then stop pretending its historical.
>>29748370
>How does it affect you if more of the characters are black?
thats racist, how does it affect you if more of the characters are white?
it has now become less good to show white people
>tfw reffered myself to some online NHS therapy for my social autism and depression
>wants me to write a load of paragraphs on why I think I'm a total human reject
Had to start somewhere I guess.
>>29748391
masturbating with your right hand made it bend to the left
>>29748389
Nice mate, legend.
>>29748192
Might get a game with it but the I'll probably save the rest. It'll be a welcome boost considering I don't earn a lot
>>29748224
Yeah, he's a bit grumpy though
>>29748204
I could but I don't. I don't like asking for money
>>29748407
>There are more black people in the West now
LOL
found the nigger
blacks are by far one of the tiniest minorities. youre out of your fucking mind jamal. even in the US they hardly reach 10%
youre crazy
i mean a downright lunatic
>"muh purity" in the face of changing demographics then their business would go the way of the dodo.
>TAKE THAT NASTY TRUTH AWAY FROM MEE REEEEE
>I WANT NIGGERS, NIGGERS
>>29748411
It's normal for people. That's why they're sucha bore
>>29748321
Haven't seen one gamergater giving a shit about the colonial on the front
More excited about it being in WWI
>>29748417
>t has now become less good to show white people
Yes because this is a WHITE dominated society. The more black characters we show the more we can empower black people and make them feel accepted. The more we show white characters, especially as positive or 'good guys' we are just enforcing ethnic stereotypes and keep this racist system in place to hold down black people.
>>29748417
you need to go back to red.dit, you boring cunt
>>29748485
>The more black characters we show the more we can empower black people and make them feel accepted
if you want to feel accepted nigger
go to another country
nice try though i rate 0/8
>>29748509
>the person with /pol/ leaning views is from Reddit
Have you been on the internet before?
>>29748509
>you need to go back to red.dit, you boring cunt
senpai, i think youre the one who would fit in there
>>29748518
>if you want to feel accepted nigger
>
>go to another country
>
>
>nice try though i rate 0/8
>>29748518
I'm white but I will happily let you call me the n word if it helps my black brothers and sisters. I am not ashamed and neither should they be.
>calling niggers stupid
>playing video games
Do you faggots not realise that playing video games automatically makes you 100x more retarded than any nigger
>>29748411
A girl I know leaned on me when her boyfriend was a dick to her, paid lip service to any issues I had or anything I had to say before going back to talking about herself
She walked out on the bad boyfriend straight into a new relationship and doesn't bother with me anymore.
>>29748529
I'm sure there are plenty of subreddits for you, newshit
>>29748573
Why would there be subreddits for me? Why would I even go to Reddit? Do you have legit down syndrome?
>>29748469
>President is black
>Atlanta, Baltimore, Detroit, New Orleans all completely black
>The capital is mostly black
>Entire state of Mississippi is black
>Even the fucking president is black
>Tiny minority
If that helps you sleep at night white boy.
>>29748469
I hope there are Paki soldiers just to trigger you
>>29748550
It is has been completely proven that people who play video games are on average twice as intelligent as those who do not. Not to mention better reactions and more dexterous.
>>29748599
rebbit is fedora central, try it out if you get bored of /v/
It's more your type of place than /britfeel./ anyway
>>29748631
'Proven'
Top jej mate, top jej
>>29748631
oh, shit
Are you literally underage and fresh off the plebbit boat?
>>29737184
Finished all my coursework m8
I'm done for 2 months till uni
Gonna be up the pub 2-3 times a week
Due to playback issues with Batman vs Superman, tonight's movie will be....
GRIMSBY
Trailers start at 9:30, movie at approx 9:45
Playing music right now.
http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
>>29748676
Shit, is it Friday already
>>29748689
Nah m8, this is the midweek matinee.
>>29748653
>browsing /v/
>calling me a fedora because I pointed out how stupid it was to tell the bloke with /pol/ views to go to the literal opposite place on the internet
>>29748676
That's pretty much when the fast opens
Poleaboo would love to watch Grimsby, guess I'll eat with you guys instead of with my family
>>29748672
>get beaten by scientific arguments
>lele la reddit XD
>>29748708
>rebbit
>opposite of /pol/
Are you just stupid or new to the whole internet thing?
go to r/thedonald and circlejerk with your fellow idiots
>>29748701
>Nah m8, this is the midweek matinee.
its tuesday
>>29748804
>/pol/ is a harem of SJW and nu-males
>>29737102
>setup solar powered raspi mumble/sftp/git server
who else /HomeServer/ here?
>>29748737
Now I know that it's bait but a scientific argument isn't just saying something has been proven, nerd.
reminder that reddit is far more reactionary and right wing than 4chan ever has been
>>29748850
>something that is proven isn't science
http://www.businessinsider.com/video-game-health-benefits-2014-9?IR=T
>>29748737
LOL
US GAMERS, AM I RITE?
>>29748825
Close enough.
So yeah, grimsby tonight, link above boys. Trailers starting shortly.
>>29748920
>password - brexitnow
hmmm, not sure I want to be part of a right-wing sync
>>29748946
How is Brexit right-wing? It is support by Communist Russia and Communist Corbyn.
Do you even know what politics is?
>>29748971
>communist corbyn
>communist russia
top kek
but yeah almost every true left wing organisation in the country was pro-brexit
>>29748869
>he thinks this is proof
>>29748992
Not dieting today
Gonna eat a double chicken steak burger, fries and Pepsi
But I was fasting so maybe the calories will be OK
>>29748984
I voted out because Im too hard left and couldn't stand voting for the oligarchy of Brussels
>>29748992
You want to unleash fury? Just wait until the Glasgow boys come for you
>>29749015
>chicken steak
The cheapest, shittiest parts of the chicken.
>Pepsi
Always found in shitty kebab shops and chicken shops because it has a bigger profit margin than coke
Pakis. They never change.
>>29749025
same lad. The liberal agenda is much more damaging to this country than a few kooks in UKIP
disgusting the way these unelected bureaucrats in Brussels are now made out to be good people by clueless facebook liberals
>>29749025
Poleaboo voted out because he wants the Eastern Europeans gone
>>29749054
Coke is available but we have coke at home
>pakis
Kurds
>>29748984
how messed up is your country's politics when leaving a supra-national league of nations, just about the most liberal idea one can imagine, is supported by "almost every true left wing organization" ?
>>29749084
you sound like an absolute idiot here desu
liberalism is the ultimate enemy of left-wingers - as the chief proponent of capitalism in modern society
also you don't think the nature of this organisation is important? you think left-wingers would support any "supra-national league of nations" even if it was fascist? (which the EU is in many ways)
>>29749150
It's a treat, I've lost over 10 pounds in the last month
MOVIE NIGHT
GRIMSBY
Trailers start at 9:30, movie at approx 9:45
Playing music right now.
http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw (embed)
>>29749058
>disgusting the way these unelected bureaucrats in Brussels are now made out to be good people by clueless facebook liberals
They're not bad people (yet). They just don't give a fuck about us.
>>29749158
>liberalism is the ultimate enemy of left-wingers - as the chief proponent of capitalism in modern society
lol, fuck off back to leftypol or /r/socialism you literal clueless teenager
>>29748946
then what are you doing on 4chan you sperg?
>>29749291
>lol ur clueless
nice one mate, same with all you weird /pol/ types, refuse to learn anything about history or politics, and can't even accept the existence of other people's opinions.
>>29749372
>refuse to learn anything about history or politics,
Nah, I've read more of your ideology than you have, I also grew out of it when I became an adult. I'm sure you'll do the same one day too anon
>>29749428
I've read way more than you and I am more of an adult than you you are a manchild I have loads of money a job a house you live in your ugly mom's attic.
>>29749428
>I've read more of your ideology than you have
fucking top kek, no you haven't.
you don't even know the difference between liberalism and "left-wing" politics, remember?
>i'm le mature adult who posts racist memes on 4chan
nice one mate, can only aspire to reach your level of understanding and maturity one day
>>29749476
>le liberalism appeases le capitalism guys!!!! le social democrats are sellouts!!!!
So insightful, only YOU and your select band of enlightened internet gentlesirs can see the truth.
>>29749458
> I have loads of money a job a house
post your payslips with timestamps, you greasy faced little scrotum
>>29749578
>le liberalism appeases le capitalism guys!!!! le social democrats are sellouts!!!!
Is this an argument? It seems you've just repeated my views, but put "le" in front of them and think that is some sort of rebuttal. Interesting.
>only YOU and your select band of enlightened internet gentlesirs
and, as I've already said, many organisations, unions and many thousands of people in this country.
>post your payslips with timestamps, you greasy faced little scrotum
he was making fun of you, you fucking spaccer.
>>29749638
>Is this an argument? It seems you've just repeated my views, but put "le" in front of them and think that is some sort of rebuttal. Interesting.
It doesn't need a rebuttal. The existence of capitalism nearly 1.5 centuries after Marx's works is evidence enough that the inevitable failure of free markets wasn't going to happen. But, wait, now leftists have refined it to mean other things - the "exploitation" of the third world, ethnic minorities, le eternal search for profit decoupling productivity and wages. My personal favourite is straying further and further into SJW territory. None of this is true. Remember how Thomas Picketty became such a sensation and then was never heard from again?
>and, as I've already said, many organisations, unions and many thousands of people in this country.
Yes, the fringe Left. Either students, economically illiterate unions or circlejerking academics who go unchallenged because no one can be arsed to correct them
BADABUPBUP
IT'S MREE MREE
>>29749866
everyone claims hes the best in the grime scene
>>29749797
>going on some spiel completely unrelated to the previous point.
nice
But let's look at the actual point I disagreed with.
You mocked my opinion that liberalism appeases capitalism and does nothing to achieve socialism, which must mean that you disagree with it.
Meaning you must think that liberals and social democrats have some sort of interest in achieving socialism - which must in turn mean you have some sort of mental deficiency - as there is not a shred of evidence for this being the case.
>claims to have read Marx
>takes a single idea out of context and thinks that disproves his entire body of work
Again, nice one. You seem to think that because capitalism is still going strong 150 years later that somehow proves that it's end isn't inevitable? Is this just another completely unquantified statement? You know how long feudalism was the prevailing form of social organisation, yes?
The reason communism is inevitable is because when it is established - there will be no cause or desire to go back. Is there anyone in our society who is calling for the reinstation of feudalism? No - because it is objectively inferior and wouldn't benefit anyone.
>>29749910
he has a nice flow, can't really write though
>>29749910
>>29750016
who is he lads
>>29750035
d double e
WELL?
FSDFEWRWERWET
lads?
come back i'm lonely
>>29750556
I'm here anon
Given that the thread is so slow I think we should all post underpants pictures
>>29750587
anyone remember this fucking legend?
>>29750587
I'm always up for that
>>29750628
Wow what a qt
>>29750623
Can't say I do senpai, was it on CITV?
>>29750623
nope desu must be after my time
>>29750623
It's motherfucking KaptenKalsong!!
>>29750819
yeah she's a proper semen demon
>>29750623
Captain Underpants?
I saw it at my elementary's library as a kid but never read it.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681
Just an hour left on the poll for Michael Caine week lads, get your votes in now.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10658681
>>29750967
You're a fucking tosser, you understand that right?
>>29751095
Don't bully gorilla-chan lad I'll fight you IRL
On the verge of getting myself sectioned, lads. I just want a break from everything. Only thing holding me back is that it would make things weird with my family and a handful of acquaintances I have. Had a few doctors appointments to lay the groundwork and with each visit I've been painting a more desperate picture but I never fully go for it.
Just don't know what to do with myself desu
>>29751095
Nypmhanon posting anime underpants and you're choosing to call gorilla a tosser?
come on lad
>>29751448
There's no proof that "Nymphanon" is even in this thread, it's an anonymous image board you dummy
>>29751511
>>29750891
Nymph avatar
>>29750967
Gorilla avatar
Really want to start namefaggin again
>half midnight
>still playing jfk reloaded
fucks sake lads
>>29752681
>>half midnight
wew lad
Drinking a beer and watching Seinfeld downloads
not bad for a tuesday night
>>29753395
best animeonly good anime
sat here laughing out loud at the length and detail of this wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion
>>29753658
CECIL 2015
>>29753658
I like animals and all but come on
>>29751317
If you feel that you want to be sectioned, you are sane enough to realise you have a problem and want to improve.
Ask your doctors about counselling and CBT before you do anything drastic.
>tfw 2am in the /britfeels/ thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_acit0dJHGw
Happy Birthday to me
20/yo kv, can i start my wizard training now in preparation for 30?
>>29742358
I'm stuck in Wales, 23, no job and no real experience outside of labouring.
How fucked are you?
The UK is fucked, but Scotland being reliant on oil and veto'd out of the EU. How would you guys survive alone?
Fuck, I hate life in Wales in a shitty old mining town, without mines this place has no real purpose. Most shops on the main street are closed and I cant find work.
Anyone here in a similar situation but escaped?
>>29754460
>tfw 2am comfyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>>29754619
>tfw no dystopian vaporwave gf
>>29754597
>tfw still in the thread
Scotland's entire plan was based around oil - and now the Scottish oil industry has basically crashed irreparably, and Scotland will be even more reliant on UK money in the future
People will still still vote for independence though because muh braveheart
>>29754753
Yes I know they will. I'm asking how you plan to survive. Scotland will be more fucked than the rest of us.
>>29754663
>tfw no significant other, human or not
>>29754753
all the scots I've spoken to seem to think leaving the UK will be all sunshine and irn bru and free entry back to the EU.
Seems almost as delusional as the breixters at this point, completely ignoring the oil was the only thing they had going for them.
>>29754851
We won't basically, the SNP likes to peddle the myth of tourism, as if people actually want to visit this frozen wasteland.
Another top meme is "renewables". Delusional Yes voters like to ignore the fact that central Europe has long been established as a heartland for this industry, that most renewables are bought and sold in Germany, the Netherlands, Denmark etc. and that there is absolutely no reason for any of these countries to do business with an isolated northern country that (at least initially) won't be in the EU.
Basically, there is literally no plan - and then Sturgeon has the cheek to go on TV criticising the Brexit vote - when their independence campaign is founded on even less sense.
Planning on moving to England after I abuse our free university system, hopefully I get out in time.
Need a username for my dating profile lads
What will help me stand out?
>>29755135
what are your defining features/interests?
>>29755240
he's on r9k, so none
>>29755005
Well atleast in England and Wales we will suffer together.
>Mining industry ruined the land
>Found rabbits dead from eating grass where steelworks used to be
So growing food isnt an option it seems. Fun times ahead.
>>29755135
Elliot Rogers 2.0
Well time for sleep. 3am and I want to be up at 6 to get shit done. Anyone else stressing about lack of progress, rushing and doing little as a result? I am.
>>29755324
I"m stressing about lack of progress but doing nothing to solve it, life went off the rails over the last year or so
>May wins and 4chan is banned
>Leadsom apparently against NMW
How fucked are we when pigfucker resigns?
>>29755362
> May
when will they ever be satisfied?
How many of my few pleasures have to be taken away before they'll just leave me alone and let me live out my existence?
>>29755240
I like movies, porn, star wars, anime
>>29755573
none of this is appealing desu
>>29755727
I'm tall and have a strong jaw/chin also
>>29755835
sixfootchinman
>>29755993
I laughed hard
I'm using it
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