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korean pop edition
>>61711168
Those Koreans try hard to be white
Don't they?
deposilinaliumisacroninanetiusumonaction.
>>61711190
The entire world does
>>61711168
>tfw no nana gf
>>61711168
reminder to you delusional degenerates.
Just found out a lad I went school with is a massive rapist
>>61711212
best post and meme in a while
Got a 3 million word report in for tomorrow and ive not started it yet how fucked am I
>>61711272
excellent post
he still cannot give a reason why he constantly posts this odd obsession of his, and when you try to ask he just spams you with kshit images
>>61711175
favourite post ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0MmBor4arA
>>61711315
just blame the globalists, you'll be fine
>>61711521
>gf
have another look mate..
>>61711521
Link pls.
Rain
quite pleased
>>61711564
>img search
nevermind then, carry on with gf
How do I do the thing? Please give detailed instructions
>>61711605
this is fake do not be mislead
>>61711605/
>of or relating to the sex that can produce young or lay eggs
ummmmmmmmmmmm, problematic much?
https://youtu.be/RAHxlwr3Fzo
This thread's getting a bit weird lads.
>>61711658
What did he change his mind about?
https://youtu.be/AuhJAAYaIuQ
Thank you for everything, our sweet prince.
genuinely terrified at the thought of having kids in the future
>>61711707
you being straight
>>61711669
i think our endless shitposting killed the janny
it's anarchy now
>>61711669
just hide the bender pictures straight away
>>61711767
Same la
>>61711807
feminine penis is not gay
>>61711767
Expecting her to become an astronaut at 15 is a bit much desu.
>>61711521
MOAR
>>61711707
Brexit, he came to his senses
>>61711830
>her
tumblr leave
now
>>61711830
>her
>>61711888
Ah, another bitter old person in favour of Brexit, very interesting.
>>61711851
Very heartwarming image
>>61711168
muh dick
>>61711830
>her
*xyr
>It may be a tad controversial, but I do not in fact like to gobble on a feminine phallus from time to time
30 mins until my fucking train lads fs
>2016+
>having kids
>>61712016
ahh, seen this on gif
train wanker loves his fucking train
>>61711907
>>61711912
Didn't see the Luke part. Does [undisclosed gender pronoun] believing in tumblr stuff mean that [undisclosed gender pronoun] will never be an astronaut or a scientist?
wow
WOW xxx
Very powerful image
>>61712066
Yes, the comic said so
>>61711767
The next generation of kids will literally be sons of whores. Pity them DESU
>>61712016
haha what the fuck
this literally can't fit in a vagina
poor lad is probably a virgin
>>61712066
yes it does. name a scientist or astronaut who regularly uses tumblr and retarded pronouns
>>61712016
Bit of poo hanging out.
>>61712100
yeah, look how floppy it is too, so big he can't get properly hard
good film
>>61712110
Some of the undergrads I knew who went into research were a bit tumblr-esque desu. Don't know any astronauts in training though, maybe it's different for them.
>>61711521
Can we have an ID, please?
>>61712183
by scientist I didn't mean people who do biology co-ops at your shit little uni
>>61712016
I do this trick on snapchat too. A specific camera angle and the way you hold your cock can make it look huge
Couldn't even fit the ol' penile in the gf lads aha
Love it
>>61712248
proofs?
The first time ever I saw your face
>Couldn't even fit the ol' penile in the gf lads aha
>Love it
>>61712294
Pencil cocks win again!
>by scientist I didn't mean people who do biology co-ops at your shit little uni
Got a 11" pecker. Quite proud of it.
You do measure from your bum hole though, right?
>>61712244
So personal experience isn't enough for you? There's no pleasing some people.
I have a small cock and want to die lads.
>>61712324
>>61712326
Inbetweeners-mind
It just dawned on me that I've been coming here nearly every day for 7 years now
>all that time wasted
What pet name does your gf give your penis?
Mine calls my penis "Thor" lol
>>61712362
post your todger lad
Britain's future lads
get ready
![62f3d4dd8d0a540c9b30cd95891297d4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d4oFsoo.jpg "62f3d4dd8d0a540c9b30cd95891297d4[1]")
HEYA HEY-YA HEYA HEY-YA
>>61712407
me on the right
>>61712407
>chador
sounds like something from lord of the rings
![what-are-the-differences-between-the-burka,-niqab-and-hijab-data[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R3UMeSq.jpg "what-are-the-differences-between-the-burka,-niqab-and-hijab-data[1]")
>>61712407
genuinely feel a bit ill looking at the burka
hail Hitler
>Be white working class boy
>Hated by blacks
>Hated by pakis
>Hated by muslims
>Hated by chinks
>Hated by gays
>Hated by upper class
>Hated by middle class
>Hated by liberals
>Hated by conservatives
>Hated by everyone
>Literally viewed in the same way as the KKK views blacks
Feels bad desu
I dindu nuffin
>>61712384
"little buddy"
>>61712511
Yeah but when the happenings start we will come out on top, crackas always do for somereason
>>61712511
the world is your fucking oyster
you automatically have life on ez mode and everyone is sick of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
>>61712511
>be poor
nah you're alright
>>61712554
>the world is your fucking oyster
Bollocks lad.
White working class boys literally do worse in school than any other group.
Even worse than niggers.
We have became the niggers.
pencilled myself in for a wank
Is Janny ded?
![MV5BMjA1MzMwNDkxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIxNjk3._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/74GrCUj.jpg "MV5BMjA1MzMwNDkxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjIxNjk3. V1 UX214 CR0,0,214,317 AL [2]")
>>61712554
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuwHxTOFdo
>>61712511
The more the merrier
>>61712487
>lefties love Islam
>lefties also love feminism and gay rights
Doesn't really make sense, does it?
*on a lads' holiday camping in a jungle in the Yucatan Peninsula*
*I go off foraging, but I'm taking quite a long time*
*everyone's wondering where I am*
*suddenly I burst out of the trees onto the campsite, pursued by dozens of Aztec warriors as this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a60JxzoLosE *
Classic!
>lefties love Islam
>lefties also love feminism and gay rights
>Doesn't really make sense, does it?
>only thought keeping me from total depression is the dream of being able to use a time machine
>i've identified the exact day i need to go back to
>spend all day thinking about what i would do from that day onwards
october 21st, 2013. i have to go back
Here I made this for you guys
Later I will make several other versions like the French getting raped, Scotland taking it from England, Québecois getting raped by Anglo Canada, &c.
Enjoy
>>61712658
they also use Christianity as a means to defend Islam but in then also always attack Christianity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0
>>61712554
[pic]
>>61712602
I don't know how this happened so quickly, but people started noticing that most successful people happened to be white and male, and somehow this was a problem.
So they made it their mission to destroy the so-called advantages that being white and male gives you (for the life of me, I don't know what they are) to 'even the playing field'.
And after all that's happened, the notion that white + male = easy mode still persists.
>Boys
>The world isn't your any more, there's much more competition in a much harsher world.
>Girls
>The boys club has been smashed, go out there and bee yourself
who is going to have more drive to become successful?
suscettibile gatto is best kind of gatto
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business/market_data/currency/11/12/intraday.stm
Another row just got added to the bottom lads
>>61712602
umm that isn't true
this thread is the tiniest, TINIEST, bit gay.
Was quickdraw janny """"""""fired""""""""?
>>61712769
what does that mean
love pulling a chav lad and making him squeal while I destroy his chav boipucci
>>61712803
from a """""""""""""""job""""""""""""""" for which he receives NO financial compensation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhalhnGN_cI
>>61712803
yes, without pension
>>61712827
needs to make space so the line can keep going down
>>61712725
the rise of feminism killed the western nation
had a good yarn with my brother
he told me to get a russian mail order bride and to treat women like objects because they're subhuman. never before in my life have i met a man with a third eye as torn open, a pineal gland so decalcified, and chakras so aligned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4REM2zpyw
tell you what
janny's gonna have an absolute fit when he comes in here
>>61712872
dang, rip the uk
>the rise of feminism killed the western nation
>had a good yarn with my brother
>he told me to get a russian mail order bride and to treat women like objects because they're subhuman. never before in my life have i met a man with a third eye as torn open, a pineal gland so decalcified, and chakras so aligned
life has improved dramatically since I started using a fake South African accent
post your 6th waifu
>>61712881
what is it with people falling for the feel good shit?
>we want everyone to be happy and nobody ever gets hurt or *gasp* offended!
who can disagree with that?
sounds good on paper, but think about it for longer than 1 second and you'll see the flaws in the proposal.
>Tories are going to elect their SECOND (2nd) female PM
>Kippers might elect a gay or minority leader
>Before Labour does either of these
Remind me again why Labour is the party of regressive Lefty faggots who call the Conservatives and UKIP racist and sexist?
*removes all traces that i ever talked to her*
very good
![tumblr_ma9pe9QUUf1ru44ono1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQ2sz8b.jpg "tumblr ma9pe9QUUf1ru44ono1 500[1]")
>life has improved dramatically since I started using a fake South African accent
I don't understand why people mock the fedora as if it's some shitty hat.
It's pretty stylish actually.
You wouldn't label Indiana Jones or the fellow who sings "Singing in the rain" as uncool.
Meanwhile you have immature boys wearing snapbacks and /brit/ just looks at them and goes "wow I bet those guys slay a bunch of pussy".
You shouldn't knock fedoras when there are clearly plenty of other puerile options of headwear.
>>61712964
yeah but when you start questioning why white men are in all positions of power when you live in a white country your ideology might be gone to far
post fucking bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxbMrA6Sfo
TIM IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
>>61712768
no actually gatto che parlo is followed very very closely by gatto che parla a una mosca
enough with your fucking shit, fucking poison
doing a preoccupation with virginity
>Tories are going to elect their SECOND (2nd) female PM
>Kippers might elect a gay or minority leader
>Before Labour does either of these
>Remind me again why Labour is the party of regressive Lefty faggots who call the Conservatives and UKIP racist and sexist?
>>61713010
>Meanwhile you have immature boys wearing snapbacks and /brit/ just looks at them and goes "wow I bet those guys slay a bunch of pussy".
more like "wow i bet those guys have a permanently delineated pineal gland and unbalanced cortisol levels"
hmm why am I so attracted to polish girls who look like rats
>I don't understand why people mock the fedora as if it's some shitty hat.
>It's pretty stylish actually.
>You wouldn't label Indiana Jones or the fellow who sings "Singing in the rain" as uncool.
>Meanwhile you have immature boys wearing snapbacks and /brit/ just looks at them and goes "wow I bet those guys slay a bunch of pussy".
>You shouldn't knock fedoras when there are clearly plenty of other puerile options of headwear.
>>61713018
Those aren't character traits, they are life events in the tale of the gatto
>>61712972
Labour are having too much fun being antisemitic
>>61713010
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
what happened to that corbyn trial yesterday?
was corby a racist or not a racist?
>>61713045
Serotonin and dopamine overload though so who gives a fuck?
Would you rather be intelligent and miserable or stupid and happy?
*on a dark and stormy night in sydney's inner west he sits restlessly*
*finally he rises*
*he flounces towards the balcony as the rains crash down and the storm thunders on*
*his bathrobe flickers and flares in the tempest as he grabs the railing*
*with a thunderous hark he expels*
YOU NEVER SHOULD POKED AND PRODDED, WOMAN. YOUR HANDS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY TEMPERAMENT! BE AT YOU THE HOUNDS OF HELL, SO DARK OF EYED AS THAT OF YOUR SOUL! GOD SPEED ON THE NEXT SOUL WHO SPELLS UPON YOU SUCH A CRUEL FATE THAT YOU HAVE INFLICTED UPON I
>wow i bet those guys have a permanently delineated pineal gland and unbalanced cortisol levels
Chilcot lads
Hang blair
>Serotonin and dopamine overload though so who gives a fuck?
>Would you rather be intelligent and miserable or stupid and happy?
>>61713125
The 'dog at my homework, sir' inquiry
>>61713074
you just dont get it do you
be silent you mere insect
>>61713108
just means they'll get burnt out earlier in life famas
There was once a man named Danny
He had long given up his search for fanny
And at home he sat along with his nanny
Hm, he thought, I should be a janny.
![4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPyfNey.jpg "4723349+ 88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1]")
>you just dont get it do you
>be silent you mere insect
>Your comment: "Stop wasting valuable megabytes of the internet." was removed for breaching our TOS
the Guardian are complete bitches.
>>61713186
>Implying life is worth living after the age of 40 if you don't have a family
>>61713010
have sex
>>61712974
NEED to go hiking
>>61713234
maybe if you don't have any money whatsoever
>>61713230
what article la
>>61713174
You cannot comprehend the levels to which I get it
You think me the insect, but in truth I am the can of Raid
>Stop wasting valuable megabytes of the internet
feeling sad not really sure why
>You cannot comprehend the levels to which I get it
>You think me the insect, but in truth I am the can of Raid
you'll all work for me one day
*sends Rachel a message over tinder*
>>61713319
was doing an action post but just stopped to tell you to fuck off
>>61713302
Ahh, a Jew.
I've heard of your type.
>comprehend
>>61713319
>>61713332
im sorry man i didn't mean to lash out at you like that
>>61713302
why? because you'll be on the dole?
really not enjoying this redditor fedoraing people when they disagree with him 2bh. haha woah he's probably going to quote this and put a fedora next to it now xx
why do people use dating sites now?
like 3 years ago they were for desperate losers, now they're not? fuck off
>>61713420
That's not what's happening
![The+quot+girls+quot+of+today+only+crave+the+dicks+of+african+_1c9f2dcfd4381b2d35f2cd316526efc2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4qOeRHv.jpg "The+quot+girls+quot+of+today+only+crave+the+dicks+of+african+ 1c9f2dcfd4381b2d35f2cd316526efc2[2]")
>why? because you'll be on the dole?
business idea: pineapple colgate
>Teresa "Shut it down" May will be the new PM
>>61713421
Get with the times grandpa, geez.
>fedoraing
>>61713359
:3 you even used my fav fedora xox
*storms inside*
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs5wIJlUK1o-
WHERE IS IT? *he bellows*
*pulls drawers out and ransacks the wardrobe*
WHERE?
*he eyes the box on the top of it, hidden behind the jar of ashes*
come on you fucking cunt *he says furiously as he burns the spoon*
*he rips it open and takes off his belt*
*like the grip of his father it tightens its hold around his basilic vein*
*diacetylmorphine rushes through his blood stream as his head bangs back against the wall*
>>61713469
not an argument
>>61713421
people don't consider tinder a dating site imo
think OKC and all them still have a stigma attached
>>61713421
everything seems so much cooler when it's an app on your phone
>>61713441
he was earlier on in the thread i didn't press update before i posted that. This type of fedoraposting is something i can appreciate, carry on lads x
>Hillary Clinton cleared of all charges
Ah yes further proof that the political elite can do as they please.
>>61713421
swear we've had the "is tinder a dating site or not?" argument here before
How do I tell the cute paki/poo(how do u tell the difference) at the gym that I want to be inside of him? Me and him are the only ones at the gym at that time (6am). I can lift more and overpower him but don't want to jump straight into rape and they may class it as a hate crime and blame Brexit.
>>61713511
tinder aka "the fuck site" is even worse tbhqhwaymafa
>>61713543
You'd think in the year you're cleared of something you obviously did do you WOULDN'T be given the biggest job in politics.
>>61713567
Slap his bum
>>61713570
poleaboo get that skin bleaching he always wanted?
>>61713570
how do I do this
gf is an idiot lads
she gave her bank account over the phone to some prize scam bollocks and signed up to pay £60 a month
fucking hell who under the age of 80 even falls for this shit.
if she thinks i'm helping her out then she can fuck off
what is bacolite?
Business idea: Stockpile a couple of pizzas in the freezer so you can just whack one in the oven when you come home pissed at 2am instead of paying through the nose for delivery
>>61713570
me in the fishnets
>tinder aka "the fuck site"
>>61713589
nah everyone has it at one point or another
>>61713640
Nothing
>>61713640
bakelite you insipid worm
*listens to moscow nights and plans my defection to the CCCP*
>>61713570
Why does her pussy look so bumpy?
>>61713640
polyoxybenzylmethylenglycolanhydride
a type of plastic
>>61713664
i'm glad i live somewhere that's still pretty behind on technology because that shit triggers me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671806
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671806
http://www.strawpoll.me/10671806
*signs into bebo*
ah yes 2006 very good
> Walkers Sensations "bag for sharing"
hahaha yeah right you fucking normies
*throws crisps at my mouth because that's how I eat them*
>>61713747
don't really see why you care
>>61713751
the fact that this is a question fucking baffles me
>>61713735
say what
>rorke's drift question on the chase
thought of you lads
>Interviewed a paki at work today
>"Tell me about your current job"
>"Yeah well I work on the bread machine line and I make bread".
>"Tell me about any challenges you've faced in the last 12 months"
>"Yeah well if the machine breaks that's you done for the day like you can't make any bread"
>>61713782
Unfortunately transphobia will always exist.
I guess we need to just learn to live with it.
why are australians so thick
been invited to a party on the 16th but the last one i went to at that guy's house i got shot with an airgun while i was vomiting so im considering not going.
Thoughts?
>>61713816
good sense of humour: tick
>>61713775
just seems a bit weird
>>61713829
fuck up mick how about i stick my thick dick in your brick hole
>>61713847
yeah but why
>>61713833
sounds like a mental time
definitely go
>full album
>12 minutes
ah yes
>>61713814
Rorke.
>>61713895
>like 3 years ago they were for desperate losers, now they're not?
and since tinder is a glorified meet and fuck site which was considered even weirder, dunno why it's such a big deal now.
afraid that if i get tinder i won't get any matches and then il be really sad
or il match with girls from school and then i won't know what to do
>>61713833
dunno but you sound 16
>>61713846
The good sense of humour award is going to a guy who's CV I read today. His prize is an interview.
He works as a security guard for McDonalds and put "My job is to go to the worst McDonalds in the area and do whatever I think is necessary to stop people causing a ruckus"
oh christ i need a fucking gf
>>61713992
kek
*background singers echo*
yes lord he needs a gee eff
>>61713942
my profile is pretty shit and I'm particularly attractive but I have 77 matches atm
mutual likes is the go
why didn't 4chan acquire hilary's email ?
>>61713992
literally corruption you stupid runt
why are australians practically just antipodean yanks?
>literally corruption you stupid runt
~-
>>61714044
>I'm particularly attractive
meant to say not particularly attractive wahey
>>61714082
gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet
>>61713992
not a fan of your elitist tone
this thread has been the worst in a while
>>61714054
>why didn't 4chan
>he doesn't have his own 4chan
smoked about 15 ciggies today lads want to do a sick flip whilst i jump off a bridge and die
Must be miserable to live in Australia, all that desert and government nanny state shite not to mention heat would be unbearable
>>61714163
hm.......... guess that's what they call a weak bladder lol!
>>61714142
standard evening /brit/
come back at 1:00am if you want a good thread
>>61714142
make that 2am
fantasising about being in a loving relationship again haha
>>61714163
just did a cum and now my willy is sore watching this
>>61714163
always wanted to do this
>>61714163
deeply confused by this webm
Would beat any of you
At rocket league
Watching the ESPN documentary on Hillsborough lads
>>61714224
me too mate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>61711168
kpop tbqh
why do fat girls think its okay to have the same taste in music as me on tinder?
>>61714163
Really liking how the big, white uncut dick is becoming one of the most popular choices in porn.
Back from work lads
>>61714184
the heat is overrated, not that bad at all and nothing that a well made hat can't cope with. they only have 1 desert and its not very big(the Sandy Desert i thin kits called, not even joking) the rest is arid scrubland covered in bushes, small trees, plants, grass etc. outside the cities people ignore the government largely, there are even places like Hutt River which operate under their own laws regardless of the gov. You did forget the heroin though, its next to pies in popularity.
*swipes left to girls who i perceive as below me and right to girls who i perceive as being on my level or higher*
*gets 0 matches*
tinder's broken again
>>61714287
fucking japs
>>61714283
just imagine it
we're lying in her bed together listening to Mazzy Star while I trace circles on her skin
>>61714298
It's European porn though
>>61714289
what music do fat girls like?
dont know why this irish lad hates us i like the irish
Who will fix me now?
Dive in when I'm down?
Save me from myself,
Don't let me drown
anyone else noticed there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the markets until carney opens his stupid mouth ?
feel rather unwell lads
may have to go to bed :X :(
the pope keeps demanding i stop attacking Catholic nations because I'm tearing the HRE apart
shouldn't have fucking started with me should you?
Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.
>>61714459
>bad genetics
lol kys
so a second referendum is basically guaranteed at this point right?
when it's time to eat a meal
I rob and steal
Was it the Liverpool fans or was it the Sheffield police?
>>61714412
>carney
le hibernian conspiracy
>>61714460
fucking loved that game
>>61714412
dont think he allowed to say nothing or lie, kind of puts him the position of advising the nation with what he thinks needs to be told, him being an expert and all that.
>>61714355
in my case it was ben howard
>>61714381
ben howard
>>61714502
liverpool fans pissed on the police as they were helping the victims and they stole wristwatches off the corpses and the dying
fucking scousers
>>61714496
>pound dips
>pound recovers
>BoE cash injection
>pound slumps
>pound recovers again
>BoE relaxed lending
>pound slumps again
Hmm
think on that
>>61714478
Imagine having enough trust in another human to put yourself in that position around them.
>>61714539
good post
very hot now
sun fuck off please
janny's gone off the deep end it seems
>>61714539
do like Ben Howard desu
>>61714544
Wow
Rude
really makes you think
imagining a girl looking at me with loving eyes in the warm summer glow
>>61714556
not really trust in them though is it.
more like trust that the human can be prosecuted if you suffocate to death.
trust in law in other words
>>61714588
yeah dats tru innit
im the king of wessex
>>61714539
>ben howard
thanks, I lasted about 3 seconds. terrible, done before a million times popfolk. will remember not to take music proffered from fat girls in future, you may have saved me.
>>61714610
What can they be prosecuted for? Your death would be ruled a death by misadventure.
>fucking starving
>some runt gets on the train with some dank AF smelling pizza
That would be bad form at the best of times but this is a piss take. Might kick off.
>>61714061
>Use whatever methods I see fit to filter CVs as is my job
>Corruption
>>61714588
>south yorkshire is in what county
>>61714556
>trust
It's a paycheck that's getting them through it you windowlicker.
>>61714588
>Surrey is ghetto
Aaahh yes
>>61714696
>paycheck
foy
*holds up spork*
>>61714582
listening to him now and on the one hand it reminds me of the happier points when i was with her but on the other hands i really fucking hate his music so it feels good knowing i'll never have another day at her house where this is on loop for like 4 hours
>>61714604
it'll happen soon lad
>>61714652
>Your death would be ruled a death by misadventure.
depends, more likely negligence if you were the person in charge of the situation.
>>61714652
at the very least there is dangerous enough there to ensure that the person would not want to deal with your death.
that's if you can't be certain they like you and would even be worrying about this in the first place
fuck off. you started this
>>61714720
more than likely won't
>>61714696
>"Hey, I'll pay you a billion quid to do this"
>waits until they're vaccuum packed and unable to move
>Plug the hole with your hand
Whoops.
confirmed.
>>61714539
Which song lad? Bet it was Promise.
>>61714638
>popfolk
Don't use words you don't understand.
can't remember if I took that flubro
I'll take 3 now just to be sure
>called my teacher mummy in front of the whole class
do you remember me
i killed you family
>>61714814
flubromazolam is SHIT
>>61714793
>not a thick log
gross
>>61714793
wtf? i hate kpop now!
>>61714344
Wtf is.wrong with these dating apps bro...haha
>>61714826
hahahaha really mate? not even "mum" but "mummy"?
Business idea: Phone up two job candidates and the first one to race to the office wins a job.
>>61714826
Plot twist: the teacher was your mother
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson are unpatriotic quitters, says Juncker."Those who have contributed to the situation in the UK have resigned – Johnson, Farage and others. “Patriots don’t resign when things get difficult; they stay,"
Our Nige BTFO desu
>>61714826
>tfw teacher was my mum
tinder is not a dating app imo
>>61714860
go away yank
business idea: get a job
expected profits: up 100%
>>61714892
what is it then?
>>61714800
yeah Promise sticks out in my head, but it was the whole Every Kingdom album on repeat. Think she wanted her life to be a Ben Howard music video
fucked anyone from tinder? I did once and prematurely ejaculated. Left and then deleted her from tinder and never talked to her again haha
>>61714923
ay bb u wan fuk? app
>>61714846
slim pickings friend
all my vendors have shut down
>>61714800
>Don't use words you don't understand.
sillyboy, its popfolk. Apple marketing music. Music for girls to brush their hair to whilst thinking of their prince.
>>61714923
idk
singles app maybe?
>>61714954
Remember what I said about not using words you don't understand? It still stands.
>I will never have a decent job or girlfriend
>>61714951
fucking hell seems my old ones are down now too
why is our govt so shit
think I made too much porridge lads haha I'm so wild
Business idea: Have a bbq and invite friends.
Didnt even get the job that I was way overqualified for.
Dont know what to do anymore
>>61714984
Did you read what I said about being a sillyboy, it was true. Just because you like it, doesn't mean it can't be shitty popfolk for girls.
>>61715023
Good to put the old microwave through its paces once in a while though eh?
>>61714935
the first person I met up with on tinder I shagged on the first date
wasn't making many matches so I decided to hook up with her again
now she's my gf of 3 months
>>61715057
It can be shitty and it can be for girls, but that doesn't make it popfolk.
Is it true you cant turn right on a red light in your country?
dominos usually text me today
haven't had anything
can't even make friends with a bot
>>61715046
Navy
i make less than people on benefits.
>>61715023
unironically craving porridge but can't be fucked to make any
business idea: give me your excess porridge
>>61715058
mate, she's still got it in her.
for an extra treat I gave her a little water to warm up. she was purring.
>>61715097
Doing what?
Might start replying "Imgur" whenever I believe a picture to be posted from Imgur
>>61715151
Imgur
>>61715079
true
> Can an iPhone survive being blended for 30 SECONDS? [32 million views]
fucking hell I hate normies
wew, janny cleaned up this entire thread and the last thread
i'd say well done but you took your bloody time doing it
>>61715100
put a few spoonfuls in an envelope and handed it to a man on a horse x
>>61715144
Gloryhole washer
>>61715223
Salt of the earth.
>>61715070
but it is, its nothing new. Its anything you can find on an apple advert with a girl doing something positive and a mid brown boy looking at his coffee whilst gleaming in pride at his macbook. Its popfolk like it or not, the zeitgeist music for advertisers. Anyway nice meeting you, I need to go hasselback the potatoes ready for dinner.
hmm
>>61715144
online sanitation
>>61715269
yeah
>>61715269
good post
>>61715263
>Repeating the exact same shit and then running away
I'm thoroughly embarrassed for you.
>>61715204
u watched it? or is it supremely ironic when you watch something and not normie in anyway.
>portugal and wales in the semifinal
Nice tournament you got there lads
I'm a bit of a knob ngl
Doing a think
>>61715244
don't mention salt
i mean we all have our opinions, yeah, but at the end of the day can't we all agree death to infidels?
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