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Coalition Government edition
why is the cost of living so expensive?
>>61693400
>le negotiating table man will never be relevant enough to meme about ever again
>have been drinking blue slushies after work the last few days
>poo is green
wahey!
>>61693438
too many people want to live
>>61693457
lmao
>>61693438
globalism
>>61693453
Bretty gay desu
Didn't your dad ever tell you not to drink a blue drink?
I have never known the touch of a woman lads
Fed up
Can't sleep
Got to get up in 3 hours
CBA
Just want to curl up and hide away
joe cocks
going a road trip lads
going to crash in my car and spend all my money on petrol and food
i got a car and a sleeping bag and 10 or 15 girls
i roll the nickles man
i run the underground guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0PjECSyJ7w
>>61693530
bags of salty milk and coins
>>61693530
Me too
I'm gay though
Want to know what the touch of a man is like?
>>61693560
like grit and dirty cheese i'd guess
>>61693530
your own fault if youre not butt ugly
ps i had sex in my car last night lads
she found out she didnt have a gag reflex
>>61693579
>if youre not butt ugly
if...
>>61693548
Bad parenting desu
I mean, look at yourself, they're responsible for releasing this mess on the world
Have a word with your parents m8
Reddit flag users:
What do you think of the inclusion of flags representing defunct administrative regions of the United Kingdom in the extension such as Westmorland and Middlesex?
Post you when Scotland leaves, the Union is dead, and all that remains is England.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GvkyKEYRnM
>>61693583
desu pretty difficult to gag on a 2 incher
reckon dave and nicky ever kissed haha
>>61693621
not going to happen
>>61693583
exhaust pipes don't have gag reflexes :^)
>>61693622
ahaha nice one lad
i'll race you to the cafeteria when the lunch bell rings!!!!!
>ah yes
what did he mean by this?
>>61693621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>Scotland's face when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNpbFN5kTus
proper lewd
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/David%20Cameron*s*Nick%20Clegg/works
>what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?
>>what did he mean by this?
>what did he mean by this?
was it autism?
Went out with a girl, shagged her and then told her it wasnt working out
She said we could just keep it NSA
Buzzin 3bh
Basically convinced her to lete shag her whenever I want and then off fuck afterwards and not have to talk to her till I want my willy wet again
>Anonymous 07/05/16(Tue)03:18:52 No.61693675
what did he mean by this?
starting to think you faggots are joking about having sex, you're all mongs
>>61693638
It's going to happen lad. Nicola Sturgeon aka Malleus Anglicum is already pushing for another referendum and they are definitely going to vote yes. It's over. The dream is over.
>>61693670
I will be sad too lad.
>>61693651
you have to be 18 to use this website
just stopped believing in global warming
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Rape is a social construct
>>61693733
WHY LAD
>>61693743
kev
>>61693722
nicola sturgeon can say all she wants, never going to happen.
>>ah yes
>what did he mean by this?
>>what did he mean by this?
>what did he mean by this?
>Anonymous 07/05/16(Tue)03:18:52 No.61693675
>what did he mean by this?
Ah yes, very impressive. But what did they mean by this?
>>61693722
Honestly I hope it does happen, they shouldn't be forced into a decision they didn't make when it affects their entire future. There's no reason they have to be dragged down with us.
how to get a girls number?
>>61693673
Cameron kissed him as soon as the door was closed, as Nick was sliding out of his jacket.
‘Thank you for the ring,’ Cameron whispered. ‘It's lovely.’
Lovely was a word Cameron used a lot; where others would say beautiful, gorgeous, or wonderful, Cameron said lovely. The word seemed to fit his personality somehow, it had a certain shy quality to it Nick found charming.
‘I wanted to you to have it,’ Nick told him, truthfully enough since he did not mention why.
‘I should have got you something better,’ said Cameron. He took Nick's jacket and hung it on the peg, followed by his own, then he turned back and drew Nick into his arms.
‘They're beautiful, David,’ Nick smiled, meaning the cufflinks.
‘I'm terrible at buying presents.’
Something about Cameron's insecurity over his gift softened Nick's mood, which had bordered on distant through the entire evening. He reached up to touch Cameron's face, gazing into Cameron's eyes.
‘I like them,’ Nick said, smiling wider.
‘Really?’ Cameron asked softly.
‘Yes,’ Nick assured him, leaning in to kiss Cameron's lips lightly. ‘I really do.’
Cameron sighed, winding his fingers into Nick's hair, kissing Nick a little deeper and pushing him back against the wall, the smooth material of their coats cool against the back of Nick's neck. He ran his other hand down Nick's side and pressed his whole body forward against Nick.
With a moan, Nick opened his mouth, forgetting for the moment he was not supposed to let his feelings play a part in what he was doing and simply wanting to kiss Cameron, taste his mouth and listen to his breath growing short. He grabbed hold of Cameron and arched into him, moving his feet so his and Cameron's ankles were tangled together.
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what did he mean by this?
>Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out?
Feel bad for this buffoon.
>>61693784
‘Nick,’ groaned Cameron.
‘God, I want you, Dave,’ Nick whispered. He was glad he did not say something else because he had not meant to speak at all. Cameron's body was pressing him back into the wall again while his hands slid between them and started to undo Nick's belt and trousers.
Nick let his head fall back against the coats and closed his eyes as Cameron kissed his neck, biting down on his lip to keep himself from unintentionally saying anything else; he bit too hard when Cameron's hand moved inside his underwear, yelping with pain and pleasure as Cameron's hand wrapped around his cock, quickly stroking until he was hard.
Then Cameron was gone. Nick opened his eyes, confused, and reached out to pull Cameron back to him. He had forgotten himself so much that all he had been doing was stand there, arms hanging by his sides. Cameron pushed Nick's hands away, smiling in a wicked way that made Nick's stomach bottom out; fear flickered for a second, jolting its way nervously through him, until Cameron thudded to his knees in front of where Nick was standing.
‘David, fuck, what are you-’
The question faded along with the world as Cameron's mouth closed around his cock, hot and tight. Nick grabbed at the coat hooks above his head, clutching at them desperately as his legs turned to columns of water, afraid they would break loose from the wall and send him tumbling to the floor.
>>61693784
>>61693804
N O T
I N T E R E S T ED
>>61693793
this whole post is disgusting
>>61693804
>>61693814
Nick would never have guessed someone as shy as Cameron was would – Christ, he was good at it, his tongue curled and flicked, lips sucked, mouth worked, until Nick was babbling, panting and gripping the coat hooks so tight his fingers were white with pressure. Cameron had worked Nick's trousers down to his knees, was holding both his bare hips, the hair of his fringe tickling Nick's stomach.
Whatever Nick had expected of the night, and he had expected sex of some kind, this was nowhere close and all too much for him to even try to keep his head together. He said David's name, cried it over and over until he was hoarse and even then kept going, the word coming out as a dry croak that burned from low in his throat, until without warning Cameron thrust a finger inside him.
Nick came with a final cry, shaking hard. Cameron caught him as he started to slide down the wall, propping Nick up with his body and kissing him slowly.
‘Good?’ Cameron asked in a whisper.
‘Yes, god yes.’
Cameron pulled at his tie, loosening it enough to slip it over his head and toss it away, then undid the top buttons of his shirt. For someone who had just given the best head Nick could ever remember getting, Cameron looked remarkably unflustered, his hair neat except for the usual tuft that always strayed out of place, cheeks only slightly red. Nick, in contrast, was a wreck. His shirt crumpled, trousers and underwear hanging around his ankles, hair sticking up in all directions. He felt thoroughly debauched.
>>61693755
its a racist and imperialist social construct that perpetuates colonialism into the 21st century
>Scotland will be better off in the EU and out of the UK, than in the UK and out of the EU
Ah yes, quite mongtastic
Social science students lads
>>61693758
Just face it lad, Britain is over. The cunts are going to put down the once roaring fire.
>This blessed plot,
>this earth,
>this realm,
>this England.
>>61693772
Fuck off.
>>61693824
FOY
>>61693793
kek, i was just reading that
Rape exists in all species but only one complains about it
Don't be that person, whinging about rape
Just accept it
Rape is completely natural and intended by nature to be the norm
>>61693878
Don't understand how someone could want to stay with someone that clearly doesn't feel the same way.
>>61693851
>Fuck off.
What's your issue? Why should 5 million people be forced into a political decision that they overwhelmingly voted against?
https://twitter.com/junayed_/status/750051646777024513
why are krauts so bloody nasty?
Do asians see less because of their eye shape?
>>61693921
Bet you're also one of those people that think the brexit referendum just be reversed
not reading a single post ITT
>>61693921
>overwhelmingly
1million against 1.6million
>>61693946
Yes they also have sideways vaginas and larger brains
>>61693906
desperation
only someone truly pathetic would
>>61693906
women are desperate at that age, men are really at their prime
imagine being a yank in /brit/
talk about being a fish out of water haha
>>61693793
Uh that reminds of this neighbourhood couple.
>Lived in the area for 15 years
>Nobody ever sees them and I've forgotten their names
>First arrived here just as "friends"
>They have a kid together
>Still just "friends"
>She has a boyfriend and has a kid with him
>But still lives with her "friend"
>They used to sing and dance outside their house "Best Friends Forever! Best Friends Forever!"
>When I first met them they were tidy people
>Now together they probably weigh about 40 stone and are ugly af
Will mummy be pm?
>>61694003
seems the warning was unfounded because that is one high quality shitpost
>>61693970
I know from first hand experience they don't have sideway vaginas, if you get what I mean
;)
>>61693999
>They used to sing and dance outside their house "Best Friends Forever! Best Friends Forever!"
>>61693964
62% of the vote was in favour of remain, that's pretty overwhelming, especially considering every single council area backed it.
about to read a long WordDoc from the articulate part of /pol/, going to need my robe for this one otherwise my arms will get chilly.
>>61693921
>overwhelmingly
Nah lad. Even if they did though our history and culture should still trump lefty faggotry.
Literally cannot imagine ever getting married and having kids like wtf HAHAHAHAHA
>>61694039
it only seems large when its 62%
62% of 2.6 million isn't overwhelming really
especially considering the amount of misinformation going around about it
>>61694062
wanted to be a dad every since i was like 5
have a very paternal side to me
>>61694067
You sound like the remain campaigners who say the referendum wasn't representative because of all the misinformation. 62% is massively overwhelming and shows a clear mandate for Scottish politicians, but they still won't be allowed to leave and nor should they be.
>>61694099
N. Ireland was 56%, is that overwhelming?
Irish poster here
>>61694120
your flag is disgusting.
horrible combination of colours
totally unaesthetic
be ashamed
>>61694111
I wouldn't say so, of course that word is subject to opinion, Id say it's a very clear win for remain though. It's a 12% margin.
Doesn't matter though because Wales and England voted to leave so we shouldn't be held down by those retards.
>>61694070
You sound like a nonce. Get him pedo finder general
>>61694162
Wales and England actually had leave campaigning.
>>61694171
sentiments like these make me sympathise with the MRA movements
why can't men want to be loving fathers any more?
>>61694159
What page is this from?
>>61694150
Didn't make it the French did blame them
>>61694204
Nvm I'm tired and didn't think to google...........................
>>61694067
Misinformation or no the Scottish people have clearly shown what they want, if we're going to disregard their views then we may as well disregard the referendum all together and just let the government do what they think is best for all parties. The hypocrisy of many leave supporters not wanting the scots to have democratic control of their country while simultaneously wanting to leave so that we can have democratic control of our country is staggering.
>>61694226
Send in the Black and tans
>>61694226
Lad they aren't going to leave. Most would choose the UK than the EU.
>>61694180
Then that's on the leave campaigners, not on the people, or on the referendum. It doesn't make it any less representative. The people still overwhelmingly believe remain is the best option in these two areas. Sure if competent leave campaigners went to Scotland and N.I. they could have swung the electorate a lot and changed some minds but they didn't so the people still want to stay. Instead (thank god) they focused on the most population dense major western nation in the world, England, and they got more bang for their buck, so to speak, when they campaigned. It seems to have paid off but don't lend credence to the idea a bad campaign means the referendum is null and void, it's only giving remainers ammo and we have already won.
>>61693438
The European Union is a retirement home for advanced economies that have acquiesced any hope of remaining internationally relevant into the future. The choice of the British people to leave this den of stagnation and make their way in the real world as an independent country is not only wise and courageous, but inspiring.
Literally why the fuck did we cave into the Taig cunts during their war for independence? Only 2000 people died, like wtf.
>/pol/ and /int/ seem to be hyping up Mummy. she seems good
>check reddit.
>they despise her and consider her the worst of the tories because she's very religious
ah yes.
>still have free movement of labour
>still in common market but no say in how its run
What exactly did Britain gain from a brexit?
>>61694278
you're saying overwhelming again, 62% is not overwhelming, and does not at all indicate that those 62% would also want to leave the UK.
>>61694330
Not being controlled by Mountain jews
I bought some brylcreem because I want a slightly wet look. Any other pomade recommendations?
>>61694330
We used to have free movement of people which isn't the same thing as free movement of labour you mong
>>61694270
And if they do then fair enough but they have to be given that choice or we're no better than what Leave made the EU out to be.
>>61694357
Bleach
so Murdoch is the boogeyman for the left
and Soros is the boogeyman for the right
who's the REAL boogeyman though?
I'm a racist
>>61693400
I feel you
>you're walking down the street
>see this
what do you think?
>>61694332
62% is overwhelming but yes it doesn't mean they should also leave the UK based on this fact, voting to remain doesn't say how much it means to you to remain, whether you'd lose the UK to gain the EU, but barely anyone is saying that. They're trying to use it as a way to get a second indyref, it won't and shouldn't work, they can't just threaten to leave every time Nicola Sturgeon doesn't get everything she wants but if you think a 24% margin to one side isn't overwhelming you're a fucking idiot.
>>61694330
>implying Leadsom won't take us out of free movement
>implying we had any say in how the EU was run anyway
>>61694310
Here's to hoping we will have closer ties with the anglosphere from here on out.
>>61694364
We could nuke Glasgow and execute every SNP MP for treason and hold a referendum every day for a millennium and every time they would vote to remain.
>>61694382
Woy.
FUCK Gisela Stuart
>>61694404
>24%
what
FUCK anime
*spunks in my own arsehole*
>>61694439
62-38=24% Margin
If the EU ref was treated like an opinion poll it would have been +24 Remain in Scotland. How that isn't overwhelming, I don't know.
>>61694442
dnb mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyq2BHyDwvE
choon
Cold
Unyielding
Relentless
>>61694341
>Mountain jews
Are those like Cave Jews but with a +STR bonus?
The Mountain Jew is the least common Jew Variety. Mountain Jews average 5'7" height. They live on an omnivorous diet using the Kosher variant rules. Mountain Jews must return to the Mountains on Shabbat or risk losing Spell-like abilities for the next week.
Mountain Jews are more powerful and elusive than other Jews and so have escaped persecution for centuries, evading Nazi Soldiers and Egyptian Pharoahs alike by using guerilla mountain tactics.
Alignment : Mountain Jews tend to be Neutral Good, Chaotic Neutral or Lawful Good or Evil.
Religion : They're Jews.
Humanoid (Jew)
Ability Modifiers : +2 STR, -2 WIS.
Medium Size
Mountain Jews have a base movement of 30.
+10 Climbing on Mountainous rock.
Spell-like Ability: 1/ Per day - Summon Manna, little did the Sand-Jews know that Manna did not fall from heaven that day - it was thrown from the mountains. Creates 1 per caster level loaves of Manna, restoring 1d4 Health.
Automatic Languages: Hebrew (Mountain Dialect), Common.
Favored Class: Sheep Herd
>>61694470
Wonder what this Jew does for a living
>>61694404
>Implying Britain wasn't the 3rd most represented country in the parliament
>>61694419
Staying in the union only got 55% of the vote in the scottish ref and a big part of that was EU membership, you can't say what they'd vote now. Especially considering almost everyone predicted the UK would vote to remain in the EU by a 60-40 or even higher margin just a few months ago.
>>61694460
So which number does the margin go from as expected to overwhelming?
Pls respond >>61693602
>Are those like Cave Jews but with a +STR bonus?
>The Mountain Jew is the least common Jew Variety. Mountain Jews average 5'7" height. They live on an omnivorous diet using the Kosher variant rules. Mountain Jews must return to the Mountains on Shabbat or risk losing Spell-like abilities for the next week.
>Mountain Jews are more powerful and elusive than other Jews and so have escaped persecution for centuries, evading Nazi Soldiers and Egyptian Pharoahs alike by using guerilla mountain tactics.
>Alignment : Mountain Jews tend to be Neutral Good, Chaotic Neutral or Lawful Good or Evil.
>Religion : They're Jews.
>Humanoid (Jew)
>Ability Modifiers : +2 STR, -2 WIS.
>Medium Size
>Mountain Jews have a base movement of 30.
>+10 Climbing on Mountainous rock.
>Spell-like Ability: 1/ Per day - Summon Manna, little did the Sand-Jews know that Manna did not fall from heaven that day - it was thrown from the mountains. Creates 1 per caster level loaves of Manna, restoring 1d4 Health.
>Automatic Languages: Hebrew (Mountain Dialect), Common.
>Favored Class: Sheep Herd
>>61694515
>Implying the parliament did anything
>Implying the 3rd can do anything against the huge numbernet benefactors and the German's
>>61694524
I've already said it's up to debate, it's an opinion, it's arbitrary where the exact boundary is but if you've followed politics for more than a day you'd know +24 is huge.
>this mong in my IP range
baka
>>61693602
It's 4am, post something depressing or get out
>>61694559
Get him Janny
>>61694515
They are Welfare sponges utterly dependent on the English teat. We could commit genocide upon them but they'll stay.
>>61694631
I din du nuffin
>>61694531
If you're the lad that does them then Yes please.
>>61694559
That hurt my brain to read
>>61693602
Old Welsh Counties please for when I get home
>https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Preserved_counties_of_Wales
>>61694647
the children say otherwise.
>>61694554
The statistics for London, which were almost entirely remain, were much more overwhelming in that case, and they have far more people than the entirety of Scotland
>>61694665
So?
time to jump into bed
>>61694691
It's far from overwhelming when it's far from the largest count for remain.
> two pints and a benzo
> still can't sleep
VERY impressive just fucking kill me now
It's over lads. Britain is dead. The once beautiful and lucid dream has morphed into a nightmare and a once roaring fire has been wavered down into meagre flicker. The British population is now full of self hating lefty's who want to sell out our country to foreign powers. It is guaranteed that Scottish Independence will happen now, and our sacred isle will once again be divided.
I'm sorry lads, I love you all.
>>61694649
How should I organise them though? Like towns and cities? Should Newcastle be in the folder for Northumberland, Tyne and Wear, or both
>>61694632
you should focus some of that passive-aggressiveness on those muslims instead
>>61694725
*cannonballs in with you*
what happened? did comrade corbyn purge her too?
>>61694746
>that
>a lot
>>61694730
No it isn't. Two things can be overwhelming at the same time, especially when we're considering Scotland as a nation state of it's own that wants independence from a union.
Where does 'overwhelming' start for you? Seeing as you're making a huge deal out of pedantics.
>>61694810
Who're you quoting?
>>61694825
you being a soft cunt
>>61694775
>passive-aggressiveness
>thinking im not being facetious on an ethiopian clicking board
I'm sorry Jock McCockburn, but you're here forever. Now get on your knees.
>>61694748
Brexit could breathe life into nationalism and fill the vacuum we're trying to fill with progressive hypocrisy. For Queen and country, we need no longer to forfeit our identity to cater to backwards ideologies and wannabe commies!
>>61694775
It's true though. The Barnett Formula proves Scotland cannot exist without either England to fund them or Huge spending cuts, in the multiple billions p/a
>>61694852
No you're not
>>61694883
>No you're not
yes i am
>>61694918
who else?
*checks the twitter of the oneitis i had when i was 16*
>"if you voted leave, your opinion aligns with that of nigel farage and katie hopkins, and that in itself is terrifying"
meanwhile my current gf likes nige and voted leave, same as me
i think things went well after all.
Might start an after mass fight club
rebuild the empire you lazy bastards
>>61694938
Don't care
>>61694952
>can't even build a wall
>>61694938
I don't give a fuck if you voted leave but liking Nigel is a crime against humanity.
don't reply to me
>>61694996
>liking Nigel is a crime against humanity
wow jeez
>>61694971
We have to finish our conquest of Mexico first
@61695011
Okay
hate it when I drink too much and my memory starts fucking up
you know when you're up at 4:30 and you're just gagging for a Camembert but you don't have one
Someone please post that Owen Jones "I am a sensible man, but if I see another person disagree with me I will do something very bad. I am this close - and my family and friends should be worried" pic?
>>61695132
no
only good cheese is cheddar anyway
Gotchu
>>61695164
Basic as fuck
>>61695171
And just like that I'm fucking dying. Thanks lad.
Minority Governments are pretty good desu
It gives every member of the parliament power in decision, since a whip isn't enough to get laws through. Unacceptable legislation is amended or dropped. Everyone benefits from stable governance with no major swings in policy.
Fucking idiots and very their firecrackers! At some point they know that they are just trying to one-up each other in some pissing contest to show who is the loudest and can last the longest.
>literally can't sleep because I'm excited to see my work waifu
Send help lads
>>61695234
>when you're at a work gathering and the work qt sits next to you, pours you more drinks and talks to you the whole time
>>61695132
Dunno about camembert, but could really go for some roquefort or even stilton now.
>>61695234
Font
>>61695019
>>61695021
>>61695033
The man is a big headed, smarmy, smug little prick who has spent most of his working life being payed to sit and call the people who pay him stupid and taking complete and utter joy in doing so. And now that he's out of a job in Europe after 17 years of campaigning to be out he's quit as leader because he doesn't have the balls and/or knowledge to follow through with what he's been saying. The very least he could do after being the person mainly responsible for this situation is attempt to be involved in the resolution of it but he's got what he wants and now doesn't give a fuck. I don't care about his views on anything, I dislike him because he's a contemptible human being .
>>61695234
>Work waifu
Don't shit where you eat, la, not even memeing here
>>61695261
>when there's a load of empty cash registers but the work qt goes on the one next to you and ignores customers to chat to you
>>61695298
This week is my last one la, gonna ask her out on Friday [spoiler]and almost certainly get rejected tbqh[/spoiler]
>>61695279
Farage isn't in Westminster and was never an official part of the leave campaign. Not sure what powers you think he had to negotiate with anyone post-brexit that he gives up by resigning as ukip leader.
>tfw the work qt goes to a different uni an hour's drive away
JUST
>>61695234
Reminds me of highschool, seeing the oneitis and all
how fucked are we?
3?
5?
if you're a depressed autist, getting a gf doesn't help
Just so you know
>>61695279
He's still an MEP, still wants to take part in the negotiations and he only quit as leader of UKIP because he wants to let the party have a new face, now its main purpose is gone. UKIP needs to rebrand as a proper party if it wants to survive. That means a change in face. He wouldnt do anything as UKIP leader till 2020. He's getting out of UKIP not Government.
Also
>implying him being out of a job is a bad thing
It's quite literally his life's work.
https://youtu.be/9UCm6LNj7P0
payed my deposit for uni today lads
nervous
>>61695330
>Asking her out on your way out
Dang, that might actually even work, especially if she is the sentimental type ( which most women are) plus she will feel vindicated that you chose her over others
>>61695376
prefer being alone desu
>>61695269
Mm yes those too
I'm just in a cheesy mood I suppose
>>61695279
He has no more or less influence in the 'resolution' if he's the head of UKIP or not.
The rest of your rant is just 'I really don't like him!' or misinformed. Good job.
>>61695386
>Comparing himself to Ghandi
I don't understand how he can stand there and do that with a straight face.
>>61695505
ghandi's a meme
hey my friendsos
>>61695505
>If you quote someone you are comparing yourself to them
Hope you don't ever dream then nigger
>>61695376
Never had a gf but I could believe this, however I'm coming out of a 9 month depression coma so I want to at least try one before I slip back into it again.
Was it comfy?
>>61695505
>"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, and then you win"
Seems apt. enough to me.
It's awfully embarrassing for you to be going on a tirade against the man whilst spewing nothing but this kind of bollocks m8.
>>61695556
Nah my bed is pretty shit and I never changed the sheets
i need you out of business sunshine
>>61694665
>London
>British
It isn't white britons are a minority there, you should drop this city
>>61695633
Fresh sheets after a long shower is one of life's comfy bonuses imo
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>61695674
Honestly man clearing the trash out of my room and cleaning the sheets literally changed my life, that and passing Uni meaning the awful anxiety has abated until September.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-an0ILsYq4A
>>61695703
It's true that big changes start with seemingly inconsequential things imo.
Maintaining a tidy home is good start for sorting your life out. Best of luck to you lad.
just remembered I completely skipped dinner last night, didn't even notice
>>61695756
Getting a good job is a better start
recorded myself singing lads haha not too bad if you ask me :)
got a proper rank smell, smells like the underside of your fingernails after not cutting them for a while, but they smell fine......................
think I may have overdone the diaemdb but hrbbr
>>61695828
If you can go straight to that, absolutely.
>>61695756
what else then?
kill, fuck x2, marry?
>>61695870
Bit gay
>>61695982
have a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQlosUNMTs
>>61695979
kill 3rd from left
fuck 2nd from left and 4th
marry 1
>>61695976
A decent sleeping schedule, a productive daily routine and so forth.
Pretty basic stuff all things considered.
>>61695979
>>61696018
pedos
>>61696108
ahh delet
can someone post the pic of maise smashing wojaks balls with a sledge hammer?
>>61696088
i have some autistic inability to be able to go to bed before 5am
>>61696002
That's a no for me. Come back next time kid
this is what i watched instead of fireworks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b131ua7UL50
>>61696172
DENTIST IS THAT YOU RRRRREEEE
post hardcore MDMA-fueled gabber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwFyHthzvI
>>61693778
lift up her sleeve
>>61696163
You can change that if you truly want to.
just dds specd the gf
>has a celtic union
>makes very arbitrary states that make no sense culture-wise every where else
Ahh yes
>>61696211
i'm able to spend an hour lifting each day but i dunno why i just dont feel tired before then
>Bangkok yanks celebrate independence day with a "no hands" pie eating contest.
Pottery
>>61693778
hack the servers of her cell phone carrier
>>61696108
a bit rude
>>61696224
Your body clock has probably just become so used to the rhythm that it tries to reset when you attempt to fix it.
It's not an unwinnable battle lad. We've all been there to some extent.
Once we move past these ill- chosen biomedical examples, Han's ideas become quite fascinating. He suggests that the reason why we so often feel exhausted and fatigued is because we are surrounded by a culture of positivity. At work, watching TV at home or surfing the web, we are inundated by not-so-subtle messages of what we can do. Han quotes the example of the "Yes We Can" slogan from the Obama campaign. "Yes We Can" exudes positivity by suggesting that all we need to do is try harder and that there may be no limits to what we could achieve. The same applies to the Nike "Just Do It" slogan and the thousands of self-help books published each year which reinforce the imperative of positive thinking and positive actions.
Here is the crux of Han's thesis. "Yes We Can" sounds like an empowering slogan, indicating our freedom and limitless potential. But according to Han, this is an illusory freedom because the message enclosed within "Yes We Can" is "Yes We Should". Instead of living in a Disziplinargesellschaft(disciplinary society) of the past where our behavior was clearly regulated by societal prohibitions and commandments, we now live in a Leistungsgesellschaft (achievement society) in which we voluntarily succumb to the pressure of achieving. The Leistungsgesellschaft is no less restrictive than the Disziplinargesellschaft. We are no longer subject to exogenous prohibitions but we have internalized the mandates of achievement, always striving to do more. We have become slaves to the culture of positivity, subjugated by the imperative "Yes, We Should". Instead of carefully contemplating whether or not to pursue a goal, the mere knowledge that we could achieve it forces us to strive towards that goal. Buying into the "Yes We Can" culture chains us to a life of self-exploitation and we are blinded by passion and determination until we collapse. Han uses the sad German alliteration "Erschöpfung, Ermüdung und Erstickung" ("exhaustion, fatigue and suffocation") to describe the impact that an excess of positivity has once we forgo our ability to say "No!" to the demands of the achievement society. We keep on going until our minds and bodies shut down and this is why we live in a continuous state of exhaustion and fatigue. Han does not view multitasking as a sign of civilizational progress. Multitasking is an indicator of regression because it results in a broad but rather superficial state of attention and thus prevents true contemplation
thoughts?
>>61696320
hmm makes u think
In a world where no one is compelled to work more than four hours a day, every person possessed of scientific curiosity will be able to indulge it, and every painter will be able to paint without starving, however excellent his pictures may be. Young writers will not be obliged to draw attention to themselves by sensational pot-boilers, with a view to acquiring the economic independence needed for monumental works, for which, when the time at last comes, they will have lost the taste and capacity. Men who, in their professional work, have become interested in some phase of economics or government, will be able to develop their ideas without the academic detachment that makes the work of university economists often seem lacking in reality. Medical men will have the time to learn about the progress of medicine, teachers will not be exasperatedly struggling to teach by routine methods things which they learnt in their youth, which may, in the interval, have been proved to be untrue.
very monged on benzos haha
>>61696369
me too
jokes i ran out of clonazolam months ago
>>61696378
Probably for the best
>>61696355
I know not what lies beyond the horizon, but i can only dream that it is a NEET paradise
>>61696425
people will work longer, things will be more expensive, politicians will be more detached tbqhwyfam
>>61696234
would show up and eat the free food at my own pace t b h
>>61696474
>the benefits of automation will not be spread equally
literally the industrial revolution 2.0
business idea: enter the "wealth generating" class
>>61696506
>Canada
>Literal communist
Colour me surprised.
>>61696488
>The American Chamber of Commerce in Thailand (AMCHAM) independence day picnic is a highlight of the year for the American expat population. A slice of old-school Americana, the day features the kind of events that are rarely found in the States anymore such as sack races, egg toss contests,a chili cook-off, pie-eating competition and more.
Sounds alri tbf, might go next year dressed as King George III waving the union flag. Yanks can handle banter, r-right?
Would NuTopGear have failed as hard if it wasn't called Top Gear?
Clarkson IS top gear, using the format was never going to end well.
>>61696558
Never watched it so dunno
>>61696558
Bloody racist
>>61696530
*grabs shoulders*
*shakes violently*
dont you get it!!! with the robots we can all be rich!!!
fucking hell lads I'm going to have the most luscious breakfast ever
I can visualise it already
daymnn daniel, back at it again with the white vans
why are americans so funny????
>>61696589
won't be as good irl
>>61696558
probably but it would have lasted longer. genuinely have no idea what moron would think it was smart to continue it on with a new cast.
>Been waking up tired
>Decide to get an hours extra sleep
>Even tireder
>>61696622
you're waking up mid REM sleep
hahahaha no oneeeeeeee gives as hit thailad
doing a procrastinate
>>61696630
i love REM
>>61696637
thats me for every day for the past 5 years since i dropped out of secondary
>>61696663
are you me
>>61696610
Yes it will
>>61696672
perhaps
having a pre work wank
wish I had a direction in life
Wish I had connections who knew what they were doing to help me
Wish I had a life
Wish I had friends
>>61696617
>being surprised that the BBC is out of touch with ordinary people
>>61696747
friends are overrated desu
goodnight fags
>>61696768
goodbye
the attention whoring nonce known as thainonce the paedophile cunt
was kim wilde pro-leave or remain?
I need to know.
>>61696815
didnt read this
maybe
In many ways the pro–Europe left’s message is the same as Cameron’s: remain and reform. Let’s stay in something that doesn’t exist. A British left that in our most recent elections struggled to convince its own traditional base that it could be trusted to collect the bins, somehow feels that its arguments will be better understood when delivered through an interpreter to a vast bureaucracy, partly composed of fascists. I suppose the left is so used to selling hope that, on a dying planet, it has found itself increasingly unable to describe reality. And the real left reason for leaving is a pretty bleak one to try to sell: Let’s try to get one arm out of this straitjacket before the shooting starts isn’t ever going to look great on the side of a battle bus. The left saw what Europe did to Greece and despite that, they want to stay, like a Scout group on Jim’ll Fix It determined to still enjoy meeting Kim Wilde.
>>61696813
The nonce whoring Australian known as "the cunt".
I just want to sleep
wish i could swap my brain aroudn with a normies
>>61696913
why
>>61696815
i'd say remain judging by her twitter
>>61696922
see what its like
>>61696922
To be an award winning brain surgeon, why else?
>>61696913
Imagine the normie just wakes up in a runt body and starts crying
doing it
>>61696962
i said my brain
i have a very good body
6'1, 12% BF, 7x5" cock, 175lbs
>>61696962
I'd bet within the year the normie in the runt would be doing well, whilst the runt in the normie would be back to neetdom.
It really is largely about self confidence
are you still a cuck if your wife has a daughter instead of a son?
>>61697013
only if the daughter gets blacked
>US Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton says a tweet from rival Donald Trump featuring a six-pointed star was "blatantly anti-Semitic".
http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36710783
Reminder not to draw any 6 pointed stars.
>>61697013
If you impregnate the daughter then no
>>61697034
ah yes, racism, the argument of the leftist who wants to take the moral high ground
>>61697034
>Hillary is getting nervous because Donald Trump knows she is a ninja
>>61697058
>>61697058
racist
NEVER TRUST A STRANGER WITH YOUR HEEEAAARRT OH OH OHHHHHH *dun dun dun* NEVER TRUST A STRANGER WITH YOUR HEAAART
Interviewing some cunts at work today
>>61697097
give me a good rating lad x
>>61697058
ah yes, leftism, the argument of the racist who wants to take the moral high ground
Will mummy be the new PM?
who /SGDQ/ here?
>>61697149
no, theresa "RFID chip" May will be
>>61697161
nerd
REEEEEE LET ME SLEEP
having a wank
>>61697218
proof?
>car insurance up for renewal
>haven't crashed or claimed anything in a year
>it's gone UP from £750 to £800 for a little 1.2 fiesta
ahhhh yes very impressive
>>61697218
>>61697240
>having a laff with the m8s in year 1
>mate boasts that he can cum buckets
>ask him (for a giggle) for proof
>offers to jizz into ziploc and bring to school tomorrow
absolute madman, came out as bi in uni haha
you're burning the pipe when these 2 lads come up to you and ask you
>doing, brah. n e earnz?
what do you do? keep in mind that they're on a good behaviour bond and have a mountain of cannabis cautions under their names
editors note: might make this into a thread if its a good post ... or not i am australia after all lol :)
>>61697316
why do they look like they just got out of a time machine from 2004?
>>61697316
god i wish that was me
>>61697316
sorry mate i'm not sure what you mean
>>61697336
their garbs r fresh brah
>>61697351
do you fucking speak english, brah? lets go roll a dealer, itchba
bed time 7am kill me now god seriously just fuckin end it
>tfw have a last name that everyone mispronounces
should i just give up trying to correct them?
>>61697383
you a shitskin la?
>tfw glorious *nglo last name everyone knows how to pronounce
>>61697372
i once reversed my internal clock and slept from 10am to 10pm and gamed all night long for a week
>>61697405
nah mine's just a variant of a common english surname
>>61697419
that's my fucking life right now fucking kill me
is total biscuit dead?
>>61697442
hope so
>>61697432
it was fucked up lad, made me feel like i was on some sort of shit planet
>>61697442
No he's wasting his time on talking about youtube drama now.
>>61697462
imagine that, you get given an expiry date and this is what you do with your time left
wish i lived somewhere where it snowed all the time and i had a little cabin and could go for walks instead of walking around some shit urban area
>>61697477
tbf he needs the revenue so that he can pass onto his family something when he dies
>>61697462
>>61697442
>>61697449
>>61697477
>discussing youtube "stars"
runts, the lot of you
>>61697483
want to come to my cottage for christmas, la?
>>61697483
>snow
fucking why? its been cold here and it's so terrible. how anyone can actually enjoy being cold is bizarre. it was 7c when i was out with this girl and it totally fucked up my plan to walk her home cause it was too cold so we had to get an uber. wish we could shoot nuclear warheads into the sun to expand the bastard.
you lads got any dates this weekend?
>>61697511
tomorrow desu
>>61697505
i love snow, it's cosy as fuck
heat just makes things too clammy, sweaty and uncomfortable
All roaches shall assemble and put on a show
>>61697511
havent been on a date in like 5 years hahaha
>>61697489
would be nice
>>61697542
lmao what are you like
>>61697542
Try never
>>61697562
it's a bit weird but i just don't really do it. any girl i get with or anything is either out or i just see them at events/pre-drinks sorts of things.
plus my last one was super awful and i'm terrified of commitment so it kind of just really put me off them in general
>>61697572
lmao what are -you- like
>>61697548
extremely comfy
>>61697628
drugs fucked my formative shit up
>>61697629
i feel cold just looking at this pic
ed what pub do you take girls to?
>>61697654
the poo pub
>>61697654
luca?
>>61697647
once you get acclimatized the cold is great
>>61697664
tim?
snapchat idea: cannot wait until they replace the nation anthem with a 3 hour deep house remix
sure some people may know that it's a reference to that ukip meme but nobody that i'll be sending it to ;)
>>61697647
fall is sweater weather, its top
>relaxing on the porch with a brew and a joint enjoying the breeze and multi coloured trees
>>61697691
tam :)
>half an hour til I must leave for work
david?
>>61697669
but what the fuck would you do?
You'd be spending the vast majority of your time in your house or driving to somewhere with any kind of entertainment.
>>61697716
mitchell?
>>61697723
jan?
>>61697714
sixth time this week
>>61697718
skiing, snowboarding, ice skating, ice fishing, snowshoeing or just about any other winter activity. they're cool.
susan?
>>61697733
I see no snow or snow related activities possible in this picture.
cant thaicunt fuck off
>>61697738
Fall is fine for summer activities, but with a sweater or light coat on
Imagine looking back on all this in 50 years or so
I wonder what the next generation will think
mummers was running her mouth about nige and boris dogging the movement
couldn't answer her as to why they're leaving desu it does seems like they're getting out while the going is hot
>>61697743
We just don't know
>>61697758
Have to opt for city life personally. There's only so many times you can slide down a hill or build a snowman army before it stops being fun, surely.
>>61697792
I commute 1.5 hours from the island of montreal to the potton township on the weekend. (>>61697706) My nuclear family owns the cottage and i have my own apartment.
wonder how tall thailad is
i reckon he's a manlet
>>61697759
like this
>>61697893
yeah he would be
>>61697892
>My nuclear family
alright mate no one cares that your family is the justice league
>>61697893
about 5"11/6ft ~
>>61697900
Unfortunately true
>>61697900
>>61697951
biggest meme politician ever, however i think that the current form of globalism we have is not a good one and if it progresses then anti-globalist movements will gain credibility.
>>61697973
He was ok until he left the Labour party and chased after meme ideologies.
>>61697945
haha manlet
no wonder you prefer kids
>>61697945
King of the Manlets™
>>61697945
what is wrong with you?
just pissed sitting down with the door wide open when both my mum and brother are home
I do not give a FUCK
need someone to fedora this
>my height starts with a 5
note: if you fedora the entire post as opposed to just the green text bit then your height most likely starts with a 5
>have $10 in coinage
FUCK OFF SHRAPNEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61697981
>>61697984
Not so tall I think I'm a special snowflake, not so short I'm obsessed by height.
Perfek
>>61697995
Nothing, u?
>not so short
try again
>>61698034
t. special snowflake
>>61698023
are u me? would feel like a right bender going to the teller and asking for her to make it into a bill
>>61698023
you can go to banks and put it through the change machine
>>61698054
oh true yeah i'll do that tomorrow ta
>>61698040
lad lets just go to the bank!
Feels good to know that we'll transfer to a diverse, cashless, borderless fully automated luxury communist society in our lifetimes
gonna listen to hospice
>>61698194
SYLVIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61698209
'wake' is objectively the best track on the album
There's a new thread btw
>>61698016
my sister served nicole kidman yesterday and apparently shes a huge bitch
>>61698259
Not surprising, she looks very stuck up.
just gonna be zen and go with the flow for rest of my life
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