JUST BARREN MY WASTELAND UP EDITION
cara
Really want to fuck my sister lads.
>>61690877
do one colgate caveman spammer
retiring to my bedchamber
peep show has taught me just to talk and be mildly funny to girls.
Reddit flag users:
What do you think of the inclusion of flags representing defunct administrative regions of Britain such as Middlesex and Westmorland?
>>61690948
I'm all for them
>>61690948
are you the same chinky that posted his arse
>>61690948
literally fuck off
why are you posting this shit in /brit/ of all places?
caran
>>61690948
very autistic
>>61690948
hmm like ahh no thanks ketut
>>61690972
yes
>>61691009
well get on it then for my singaporean arse collection
>>>/x/17882473
>>>/n/936997
>>>/cgl/9080572
>>>/gd/271367
>>>/diy/1003876
huh.
4chan is a pretty diverse place.
>>61691009
are you a girl
>>61690948
Would Scotland get its own flag or be further divided into the old shires?
It's a bit annoying being mistaken for being English on here. Nothing against our English friends, but there's a great deal more hostility towards them on here and in general.
>>61690948
fuck off paki
>>61690973
Think it's a decent gauge of opinion
>>61691037
font share threads are literally the only good thing on /gd/
>>61691037
Beautiful isn't it.
>>61690862
I kinda embarrassed myself during texting
Who's it instead of whose is it
I didn't bother to correct myself either, how do I cope with this
>>61691045
Scotland already has a flag mate, and that's divided into the 32 areas
>>61690877
this 2bh lads
Peng
alone is kind of best lads, the girl you'r dreaming of doesn't exist; if you love someone real, you probably don't even know them
better just to deal with the reality of loneliness
>>61691106
No clue what mine would even be
It's on the cusp of 3 shires and Glasgow itself
really want to fuck attractive girls that aren't my gf
tings
>>61691155
This is sage advice
Are you a fan of Tarkovsky by chance
>>61691166
roll a d4
Watching RT news and pondering over how more impartial it is than the BBC
>>61691178
open relationship
feeling sorry for myself
>>61691155
Meh, gradual lowering of expectations is probably better than just accepting eternal loneliness.
There's always divorce nowadays anyway.
>>61691201
Happy birthday, laddie
>>61691200
i don't like the idea of being cucked
i'll just keep monogamous and continue dating her until i get bored then i'll break up and hunt for clunge
>>61690906
Literally this
give me one reason that James Cook wasn't the cheekiest brit of the 1700s
Are you aware Portuguese girls are angels? Well you are now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLLTVu7Qbnk
me playing basketball lads
>>61691037
yeah 4chan is probably the best site on the web
learnt a hell of a lot on here and also talked to high flying businessmen and people like poleaboo
incroyable
>>61691278
spooky
>>61691263
The original shitposter.
Bless him.
>>61691227
beautiful
>>61691278
>6'2 "men"
>>61691295
>be me
>make a point of hating people with 4 reddit flags
>man updates it straight away so less people have 4 reddit flags
nice one redditorflag man. :)
>>61691330
>>61691273
fucking hate how every person that makes videos has to have a background track and funny jump cut editing
if you dont remember Craven you should kill yourself
>>61691185
no i've no idea who that is, worth a look up?
just beent hinking my whole life about how i've had this idea of like uncompromising, true, pure love- some kind of submission of self to this other person, integrating them into my being and they become a part of me and the course of my life
but i have hever felt this
i have had relationships felt lust felt desire etc on certain occassion perhaps even obsession
but never this love of which people speak
I often imagine myself holding this woman- slim lithe and delicate in smile and nature- in my arms and me in hers and we're happy and in love but this is illusory
i feel unable to give myself to anyone
and meet no-one who makes me feel like this
better to be independent really, don't go chasing waterfalls
What're your thoughs on the matter anon?
>>61691204
not what im gtting at
>>61691273
>tfw heading there in 5 hours
Just a shame I'll speak to no locals and sperg out even when piss drunk.
me playing league of legends lads
>>61691358
some say his dad got ran "r-over".
>>61691330
the fuck are you on about m8
>>61691357
haha
she has a tea pot on her head
what a div
what will those crazy japs draw next
>>61691389
>rover
good times
Lads I'm in hospital with alcoholic liver cirrhosis I've probably not got that long to live haha
>>61691373
He's probably got cancer or something ;_;
>>61691373
This is sad.
>>61691417
Anorexia probably.
You guys sound smart. Have you yall ever considered summoning a pagan god within a lucid dream?
GREENTEXT TIME!!
>>Be me, many years ago, 18.
>>In bed wondering about synapses
>>humming sound occurs and I feel I am being lifted from bed
>>Or I am making myself float
>>Fuck, what if its aliens?!
>>ATTEMPT to scream for my /B/rothers
It appears my mouth wont open
>>like a dream...
*forcefully close my already closed eyes super hard*
>>humming stops.
>> Body no longer feels elevated.
>> Open eyes to see a dark quiet room.
>>Hit Barnes and noble and find a book on dreaming where it suggests calling for a spirit guide.
I do it.
>>Shit-works-so-cash,jpeg end up calling for a dream guide and getting lessons on how to control my dream.
>>start to have wierd unexplainable not 3d reality dreams. Dont want to recall/refuse to write down.
>>Dream recall decreases. When I do dream and call for spirit guide no one shows up..
>>Googled pagan gods in relation to dreaming
>>Hypnose yadda yadda
>>I go to bed, wake up in a dream world outside standing on a street day time.
>>I look in sky and yell "I want to talk to my spirit guide!"
>>Frogs-Ribbiting.Mpeg
>>with a higher emphasis in my tone I raise my arms and yell "Hypnose! I summon you!"
>>Hypnose suddenly appears right in front of me.
Hypnose: You don't need to say my name so loud
Me: I am sorry, I was hoping you could teach me to control when I dream and how I can make my dreams last for however long I want it to
Hypnose:The answer for what you seek is on scrolls that I will need to translate.
>>I follow him 10 feet away to this spiraling stair case that had no entrance. We had to hop over a 3 or 4 ft wall to begin stepping up the stairs. A plastic dome went over use for 5 seconds and unveiled. An archer with bow cocked back aimed at us. I am about 40 ft from ground level. I see a road with a marching troop the size of this little archer wearing rich colors like it.
>>Hypnose leads me down to a hall.
>>Cont?
Well things are definitely deviating from the comics
;_;
>>61691358
Craven was a cunt m8
Think the sycophancy shown to him on here was some kind of avatistic reaction. Also makes me think the ancestors of neets would have all been Baldrick type characters.
>>61691410
Lads where do I find a girl like this in the UK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDOj2IGdCJo
>>61691432
definitely reading this
>>61691432
haha what a mess of a post
read none of this
>>61691410
fug howd you manage that buster
>>61691457
the morgue
i'm a romantic
i feel like i have so much love to give
i can't wait to look after 3 little shits that popped out of my wifes vag
havent had feelings for a girl in three years though aha
i hope i find someone soon
think about this a lot
i know i can probably get a gf if i try but i want the gf
the one
the only
if anyone tries to cuck me i will fucking heem them
>>61691410
Don't worry man, you can survive years with the mild side effect of hepatic encephalopathy.
Get used to wearing diapers :^)
>>61691145
ting
>>61691457
You want some of that roast beef do ya lad?
>>61691457
does she just not eat or is it a medical condition?
repenting for my sins
Currently what the normies would describe as """""drunk""""" and drinking a so called beer
>>61691554
>>I am lead the opposite direction of the street with the small marching rich color wearing troops.
(When i say rich color i mean christmas kind of.. Rich green. A vibrant brown stuff like that. But they were all in order. Marching like troops. Single to a dual filed line.)
>>In a hall we pass a few doors.
>>Hypnose goes to a cabinet where he pulls a scroll out
>> follow him to a room. He tells me he is going to need some time to translate it.
>>Two people walked in that I recognized as my coworkers.
>>They were extremely smiling.
>>Creepy.
>>I tries to act normal
Me:Hey (Anon) what are you doing here?
>>They both continue to walk closer SLIGHTLY crooking the neck with the full frontal creep smile. Im talkin CHEESIN it with eyes wide open.
Me (Wanting to nope out so bad):Uh, Hypnose can you help me out?
>>Hypnose turns to face them from the corner of the room he was at and they both turn around and leave.
Me: (Totally recalled my alarm is set for work at this moment) Hypnose I need to say this now, please dont let me dream forever because I have to go to work really soon.
>>Hypnose looked slightly confused at me
Hypnose:I must go, I have translated the scroll for you *Hands over a few flash cards; when you are ready to go you may at anytime.
>>He takes me to the front of a door/room from within the hall.
>> i walk in to see the front wall isnt a wall its an infinite opening.
*Thats the best way to describe it. Like a callloida scope*
>>shit oh shit oh shit my alarm should be going off real dam soon!!!
>>I sit down in front of the computer and whip out the first card
>>Its a fuckin riddle...wtf?!
>>Next-card-MUST- be-some-real useable-shit-i-thought.jpeg
>>Another fuckin riddle
*All this writing was in blue color pencil.*
>>Hypnose had also given me a little 5 pack of the flatstick gum. Apparently if I ate one it would give me the control i desired for my dreams.
>>Ate the whole fuckin pack
Cont?.......
asking for forgiveness
doing a prolonged depression
>>61691580
repenting for my sims
>>61691201
happy birthday, you a wizard?
Hello where is the 4th of junely
verbing a noun
>>61691498
perhaps it is the fact that we create these expectations for ourselves that dooms us to never meeting them
i want kids real bad but knowing my luck they'd be girls or retarded, or both
>>61691581
Lone, therapeutic drinking is the best kind of drinking.
Unfortunately I always want an audience when I'm a few scoops in and live to regret it in the morning.
making a confession
thinking of an ironic oxymoron
searching for a solution
contemplating
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr_0zCAer81TIamjFddOMOA
Called a girl on the train a mephistophelian brute and she called me a twat, jokes on her because as I said what I said I was doing the smug pepe face.
Doing a fingering my arsehole while wanking myself off
>>61691640
i've never had a drink by myself lol
Just finished my gnarly shit
Third eye status: ripped open
>>61691278
THANK MR SKELETAL
>>61691729
i was starting to worry
investigating an issue
>>61691729
*rubs alum all over your ringpiece*
paraphrasing a phrase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE9A5osUes
mad tune, one of his best
weighing up my options
I cannot predict the future. I am a high-level analyst and strategist, nothing more.
>>61691638
i think i'd be fine with girls as long as they didn't turn into full blown normie cunts
hopefully i could make them play sports and get muddy and hurt themselves a bit
that'd b e o k
Why can't I find a girl to munch on my arsehole
Fucking look at the size of this cunt. The bloke on the right is 6'9
>>61691771
*Doesn't actually listen to it*
Stonking choon mate keep fangin us those bangers
aligning my chakras
>>61691725
>Never had a night where existential angst and the feels kick in a bit too hard
>Never polished off the better part of a bottle of vodka to dull it
>Never woken up by your mum at 9am having passed out on the couch, pissed and vomited on yourself
God, you've never lived
contemplating a rumination
do you think this 3 quarter length shirt looks silly?
i've never seen someone wearing one before but i don't really pay attention to what people are wearing
Shagged another bird while I have a gf haha
>>61691771
I like that too desu
being alone
*digs out the 2007-era Nuts and Zoo mags*
vintage stuff lads
>>61691828
nice one la'
womyn are disposable whores
>>61691828
i would like to do this too.
see: >>61691178
>>61691451
His butler that turned out to be Craven who was pining after his maid was a pretty good lad though
>>61691820
i don't drink unless i'm with friends getting hammered desu
Why am I a racist? I do not want to be a racist I think I would be happier not being a racist
going to see a man about a dog
>>61691825
>halo championship shirt
wew lad wew!!
7'6 and still growing
That's as tall as Yao Ming
some guy is going to see me about a dog
>>61691784
my hobbies are cycling and boxing which have the combination of being both solo, physical sports and male dominated so i know how you feel
i've noticed honestly girls don't seem to have as many hobbies as dudes? like idk seems like social stuff is alot more important than pursuits
>>61691831
haha nice one la'
the chord progression at the end is so underrated
>>61691828
why can't normies just stop being greedy and leave some gfs for the rest of us?
going to see a woman about a pussy
Put down Programming with a bunch of languages under my hobbies/interest section on my CV lads
proper look smart now
smuggling a man into the United States to see about a dog
>>61691862
need to open your 3rd eye
>>61691825
It's the design thats the problem here bud
>>61691919
do you even know programming?
navigating the negotiating table
>>61691919
what languages
going to see a hunk about a cock
any tips lads?
>>61691940
no
thats the ruse lad
>>61691933
but if anything being racist is part of the process of opening your third eye
Can't get over how lanky this guy is.
He's my age and I'm only 6'3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo
bangers only
>>61691881
Haha fucking hell why does he have such a tiny head haha creasing
>>61691862
I think this sometimes. I never used to be racist. But I always find myself thinking what a paki prick whenever I see them now. It's only towards Muslims though. I guess I just knew less about Islam when I was younger.
>>61691963
no it isnt you are wrong
>>61691964
>I'm only 6'3
>only
no lad.
i actually prefer having no gf. Honestly, think about how much of a fucking time waste having a gf is. It's literally not worth it.
Please respond lads >>61690948
Do you ever sleep?
hahaha you guys all mad that i have a national holiday called Tynwald Day so don't have to go into work?
british wagies BTFO
>>61691997
hows ramadan going
>>61691989
the right wing media has penetrated your mind and embedded these thoughts inside you
>>61691979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo&ab_channel=UnionSquareMusic
there are nonstop fireworks blowing up all over my neighborhood
I hope they don't light my house on fire
>>61692008
its the truth man having a misso you spend half your time dodging her hahaha
>>61692008
that autotraining
going to see a 45 year old twink about a powerfucking
>>61692005
Compared to him I'm a manlet.
>>61692008
it's worth it for me
i go out maybe once a week to meetup with her, we often go out to dinner, go back to her place, chill, talk, watch tv and films, listen to music, shag a lot, and cuddle. it's very cosy
she is my first proper gf though and it likely won't last forever so i'm just enjoying it while i can. i'm glad she's a qt and not some minger or a fatty as well.
Fuck me is leadsom actually gonna win hahahahahahahahahha wtf who even is she like wtf haha
>>61692021
good thanks
currently eating some dates
>>61692027
fug madness haven't heard in a while used to love two tone reggae ska haha kool lad
prepare to fucking F E E L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHqPCA_lzQ
>>61692065
no, compared to you, he's a lanklet.
>>61692014
net i ty ruski
>>61691985
Bet his willy is a collosus though.
>>61692023
>implying there is any actual right-wing media
>>61692017
I don't have a job HAHAHAHAHA BTFO wage cuck
>>61692045
the idea of an effeminate forty five year old man is so unnappealling hahaha like some mincing poof, if i was gonna fuck a bloke mate it'd be fucking a bloke no half-stepping
>>61692075
better than theresa "cameras in your home" may
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8-UxQ_8bg
proper tune lads
>>61692023
I read very little media at all, and the media I do occasionaly see is entirely left wing. Like the BBC. I started not liking Islam and Muslims when I learned what was in the Qaran and The Hadith, learned about the prophet they all worshipped, and learned what happens in basically every Muslim country on earth.
>>61692099
Apart from the guardian and the mirror all publications are right wing
sky is also right wing
>>61692114
I imagine female NEETs utilising piss bottles in their room would be a bit messy
The Mrs
>>61692160
she-wee
>>61692104
*Pummels your bent little arsehole with my meaty cock*
>mfw when mummy becomes PM
>>61692160
where are the NEET dating websites?
rocking the casbah
>>61692193
job centre
>>61692193
you're on it
uno vela
hilo latino
Tallest man in history. 8 " 11
EIGHT (8) FOOT
ELEVEN (11) INCHES
>>61692148
Even if you do not directly consume it you are influenced by it, 4chan is a great example of that
>>61692077
This is my level of feel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0&ab_channel=emimusic
>>61692184
Literally spunked myself silly over this pic haha
>>61692181
well take a girl to dinner first
>>61692148
It says the same stuff in the Bible.
>>61692232
Literally spunked myself silly over this post haha x
>>61692211
BFG is 20ft taller than him.
>>61692217
>Peoples beliefs are effected by things that they learn
Well what do you know. I always wondered why weren't all still the mental age of a baby.
>>61692202
*una
absolute banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_Ja0FTCKY
Oh fuck the current tallest man in the world is a 8'2 Turk
>>61692149
The Guardian and Mirror are ultra-lefty, the rest are just standard lefty
you're in the club and this man tells you he needs you out of business.
what do?
>>61692252
>effected
I'm literally postshaming you for such a poor use of grammar
>>61692238
No it doesn't. Show me the equivilent of Sharia law in the bible. The old testament has some mean shit, but there's not political aspect or governmning law.
>>61692211
>man in middle: 6'2
>girl in front: 5'11
>>61692193
You don't need a website to get in contact with your hand
>>61692269
choke slam his teddy
*shits in the middle of /brit/*
What do you little runts fucking think to THAT one
>>61692211
my willy is taller
>>61692272
affected. whatever it's 2.15am on a monday you cunt.
>>61692260
t. white boy
>>61692266
this is wrong
>>61692295
>think to that
you poms don't actually do this, do you?
>>61692174
>NEET girls buy these so they don't have to leave their room to wee
hot
>>61692314
only the mongoloids
>>61692224
thats pretty intense man
ive gone from feely to goofy but i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDb5OewYco
>>61692262
top banger, but the ulimate banger is here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMsOCFBU9M&ab_channel=duguk
>>61692202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY
>>61692262
>>61692262
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c
>>61692300
Booking for rudeness
You'll be missing the next match m80
Why do you believe Muslims are savage? Are they inherently this way?
>>61692328
how does such grammatical autism even come about? And why do all bad English habits come from the UK? I expect that from yanks, not you lot.
Have not yet heard a convincing argument on why we shouldn't have English independence
>>61692269
i legit was this dude, i grabbed this girls ass was so big and juicy no regrets, it was at a hosue party
her bf came out and is this little isntagram tattyboy manlet tried to staunch me, just left hte party to go smoke bongs up the road, was cool
Austrian women getting prepared for the BLACK BULL
doing a lemon and green tea lads
>>61692358
It's the fucking ENGLISH language you little halfwit, we'll do what the fuck we want with it
It's a living language
>>61692377
actually it's a red bull
>>61692367
The runt countries would escape and we are their legal guardians
>>61692341
>>61692396
>half his country pronounces 'three' as 'free'
>proper RP english
>>61692392
controversial combination
>>61692358
A growing population of mongoloids
>>61692342
Now I want to go to Finland.
>>61692412
Ahh yes let me listen to how ENGLISH should be used by someone foreigner
Get your own language
*pillages in the middle of Asia*
What do you little runts fucking think to THAT one
A lot of grammar snobbery going on. Can't say I'm a fan. I'd go to youtube comments if I wanted to bore myself to death with this shit.
it's too late for me to wank lads ;_;
>>61692436
quiet, dumb dumb
>>61692415
it's VERY good
>>61692478
not true x
>>61692450
i'll have a singapore chow mein and chips please
>>61692470
Like if you're here because of PewDiePie
>>61692478
*Wanks your little todger raw*
>use array_unique on array and it's mongo document stores it as an array which fucks everything up
>don't use array_unique and it's stored as an object in the mongo document which is fine
what le fuCK?
>>61692436
how hard is it to put your fucking tongue between your teeth and make the "TH" sound? Why are your lower class scum unable to do this when literal niggers are capable of it?
>>61692496
*dislikes your post but you can't tell because youtube removed the function*
>>61692275
"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die." Deuteronomy 21:18-21
"Whosoever … hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken … He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." Leviticus 21:17-23
"For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death." Exodus 35:2
"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." Leviticus 20:13
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open." Hosea 13:16
There's loads more
>>61692494
takes me minimum of 40 minutes to wank
>>61692519
*replies to all of your comments with abuse*
*slingshots a rat up your ass*
>>61692516
>PHP
>Mongo
YUCKY. print the array before its stored to see what's going on.
anyone else here like morrissey far more than the smiths?
think this is really one of the best songs written desu like as a song unto itself- beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55Xq0trc94
>>61692517
How hard is it to fuck off and get your own language? English spoken in England is proper English
Not English spoke in chinkland or niggerland
>
"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
boyfriend and I are quite glad we live in more enlightened times x
>>61692547
yeah it's fine before it's assigned to the $document->field
>anyone else here like morrissey far more than the smiths?
>think this is really one of the best songs written desu like as a song unto itself- beautiful
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55Xq0trc94
>>61692520
christfags btfo
>>61692568
never used mongo but have extensive knowledge of PHP. are you using some sort of ORM?
leaving
on a jet plane
favourite choon of the month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNo92jS0HJ4
