>hate asean girls
>love tattooed girls
hmm
hmm
I think I'll still monitor this thread
THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO SEPARATE
>>61663827
Our Naj
>>61663827
>>61663852
Degenerate!
/balt/
HADOUKEN
>vape
>tattoos
>shitskin asian
perfect combination
OBOSEN!!!!!!
>>61663954
What does this mean?
What did he mean by this?
>>61663892
heres an idea why not ask in /g/
>>61663966
asean HADOUKEN
>>61663966
some anon explained it on last-last thread
>>61663984
MALAYSIA BOLEH
>>61664005
Yea what does that really mean?
Will girls still like me in the Philippines, even if I'm only 5'8"?
>>61664005
>>61664019
I still don't get it, where did this meme originate?
>>61664029
yeah, girls here are short
>>61664029
yes, i'm 5'2 and still saw many pucci other than my mother
>>61664060
wtf tattoo is haram
Anyone downloaded this, how was it?
>>61664098
she had those b4 she convert so its okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKqTtm8HjCk
>>61664041
Yu Yu Hakusho tagalog dub
>>61664041
here
>>61652851
>>61652879
ubusin = consume
tapusin = finish
don't know if he's accurate
>>61664029
You would be a lanklet.
>>61663609
>Nigel Farage quits UKIP, not going to clean up the mess he made
Looks like Brexiters are starting to wake up to reality, UK is now a sinking ship thanks to them :^)
>Labour coup, pro-EU MP openly threatens Jeremy Corbyn that they have enough MPs to oust him
>Conservative, my girl pro-EU Theresa May is still leading candidate because nobody wants to support the closest candidate because she's a tax evader
>Liberal Democrats hold 30,000 strong pro-EU rally and have witnessed rise in membership thanks to their promise to stay in the EU if elected
Operation God save the union is going according to plan :^)
>>61664188
This is not funny. Please stop. The next PM will initiate article 50 and the UK will leave the union while it rots under the leadership of Merkel and Juncker
>>61663966
VisMin chant for separation from the north
>>61664261
Meant for >>61664237
>>61663827
>tattoo
>vape
This is why we need to separate
Who is the best WWE wrestler ever existed and why is it Chris Jericho?
daily reminder that cebuANOs are not human
>>61664348
Dont you mean Chris Benwah?
Hehehe Flip racewar again :3
>>61664348
>>61664370
>implying it wasn't Rey Mysterio
>>61664293
>>61664261
We'll see when the new MP comes :^3
>>61664389
bule out
>>61664422
Brexit will prevail :3
>>61664348
>>61664370
>>61664422
>wrestler
>>61664440
Nyaa~?
>>61664237
To be fair, it's not as if Farage actually has any power to do anything, since he's not an MP. He wouldn't have been able to "clean up" any mess anyway. He probably feels a bit useless now 2bh.
Don't start messing this up again flips.
>>61664490
Nyaa~<3
>>61664389
>flip/pol/ is like menstrual cycle of /asean/
it's time of the month again
>>61664587
you mean it's that time of the day
and we're not girls, we can't call it menopause
>>61664550
Good cat
>>61664512
Flipbong actually thinks Faraj is dumb
>>61664619
black hanekawa is mai waifu
fuck off
>>61664646
vote PUKI
>>61664662
>>61664619
Black Hanekawa is only 4th best tbf n-nyaa~
>>61664587
It feel weird seeing PH posts on /pol/, especially when they're like "we did it lads" as if they're part of the gang.
"Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God as long as he is not a Cebuano" ~ John 1:12
>>61664662
I'm not masbating to her. Why are you so angry ?
>>61664722
i didn't ask how shit your taste is
>>61664752
as long as you really don't masbating to her then we're okay.
don't break my trust in you
>>61664728
what do they actually talk about? The Jews did it? lmao
>>61664722
PUKI have my support :3
>>61664766
I didn't even know you had taste, it was so bland I couldn't taste anything
>>61664821
don't show your PUKI lah~
>>61664813
I only happened upon the Brexit thread when it was going on. When Brexit won, there were Philippine flags going "we did it lads" and the like.
Im thirsty
C2 or Gatorade?
el CebuANO
>>61664872
there's nothing wrong with animu as long as we post best girls from a great anime
>>61664900
I guess they only do it to stay relevant
>>61664908
Coke diet, you fat bitch
>>61664803
Hehe, you are not faithful to your waifu. Why is Megumin with you?
Whoa, it's perfect outside. Rain clouds are blocking the hot sun, I'm gonna lawn my backyard before it rains.
>>61663944
>shitskin
t. Django
IT IS CONFIRMED
Malaysia has just been targeted by isis
>inb4 redpill
>>61665104
habbening?
>>61665128
PUCHONG ESPLOSION
>>61664973
in my alternate 2D self, i'm muslim and i am allowed to have lots of waifus
>>61665104
i thought they already confirmed it was ISIS?
>>61665128
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2016/07/04/movida-igp-confirm-is-attack/
ITS HABBENING
on a side note we all knew this was coming along, with the Governing party in shambles, UMNO now fractured in East Malaysia, The Opposition now somewhat meh and the election coming soon our good ol pal mr Jibby need something something to boost up the approval rating m8
sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc
>>61665148
All of the girls of /asean/ are my harem IRL
fb . com/events/152824908469652
>>61664900
Its our own desire to brexit ourselves
Why are Malaysians not celebrating Easter?
>>61665386
We do m8, we have it in our calendar. just most muslim population don't celebrate Easter because reasons.
>>61665254
>chink superbad
ang trabaho ni Juan ay tagajakol ng kwan sa ilalim ng buwan
>>61665488
pls translate it
our fellow separatist don't understand inferior dialect
>>61665608
菲律賓共和國是世界最可愛的國家。
habang ang trabaho ni Nene ay papasukin ang mga tite nina Uncle Sam at Haring Zhang pagsapit ng alas dose
Province people are not allowed to talk back to their Manileño masters.
Seriously anon, why HAVEN'T YOU invested in Alabang right fucking now?
Look at all this flip mess
>>61665803
This is why we need to separate
>that face
Province people are required to ask permission from a Manileño in order to post on 4chan.
Region iv-a
>batangas port is the second biggest port after manila(soon manila port will get rekt) and also most modern
>tagaytay provides top tier tourism unlike dirty fagiou
>laguna and cavite is where manufacturing and high-tech industries is found
>General Trias has largest economic development zone and industrial park
>quezon, laguna and batangas feeds the whole region with fishes and leads the farm industry.
>cavite provides the katipunan with steroids tier soldiers to defend the state of calabarzon
When federalism kicks in
youre gonna get rekted faggots
>>61665875
her dream will finally come true, too bad she wont be the PM
So who are best asean girls?
My vote goes to Viet girls
>>61665918
>>61665919
These convinced me more to separate
Your state is nothing but a slave province for Manila. Manila is the most powerful city in the Philippines, and without us Manileños, you are still living in your mud hut.
It's okay to promote slavery as long as it benefits the economy of Manila.
>>61666008
lel this desu
>>61665953
>PM
it's not going to be parliamentary you moron
>>61665995
thai ladyboys
>>61666008
>imperial manila
This is why we really need to separate
>>61665919
Batangas port can't accommodate the same traffic of ships manila gets even with subic as a support.
They reported it on tv5
Lol comparing us again to singapore.
But Still we need to separate
>>61665953
She's a theif especially her son and husband
There is no such thing as separatists in the Philippines, only nuisance rebels. Manila's finest NBI will track them down and hunt them one by one to ensure the safety primarily of the Manileño and secondarily the Filipino people.
>>61666008
We can't have mud huts cause of storms
get the troll right
>>61665918
>>61665998
>>61666008
>>61666042
>>61666048
>>61666056
>federal-parliamentary form of government being proposed for the Duterte administration
clearly you're not reading the news
Luzon? More like the geopolitical border of the great Manila Empire. Soon enough, we will have direct control over Visayas and Mindanao by building a bridge so that it will be easier to transport slaves to Manila.
>>61665953
she did nothing wrong
she's a good girl
she only did to bypass the unnecessary slow bureaucracy
>>61665995
The Singapore girls look like ayy lmaos. Sticking with Japanese or Australian.
Luzon has got more history than Visayas and Mindanao combined x100
Why are visayacucks such separatists? We could've understood each other if we mix our languages (ratio of 80% Tagalog and 20% Bisaya would be good), but no, they wanted to preserve their almost nonexistent "language and culture".
>>61666312
where did u get the proxy fAm?
>>61666341
virus.com
>>61666312
>Luzon has got more history than Visayas and Mindanao combined x100
>get invited to join dudut death squad
>get accepted
>you have to wear pic related
>>61666410
please don't use my Butuan pepe for any of your filthy agendas, this message applies to everyone.
>>61665953
>She dindu nuffin wong
>>61666056
>>61666180
>idiot calling someone a moron
This is why we should separate
>>61666410
This is why we need to separate asap
Hope full we can develop our own history
>>61666432
Turns out they really were just commies and NPAs
The Manila Empire and its provinces:
Ilocos - retarded people who keeps voting dictator
CAR - Manila's agricultural region to supply food for Manileño
Cagayan - nothing happens here
Pampanga - province where Manileño hires its sex slaves
Bulacan - place where Manileño dump its dumb and retarded people from Tondo, Commonwealth, and San Juan
Cavite - place where Manileño dump its retarded mudslime population and drug addicts.
Laguna - private resorts for Manileño use only
Rizal - country bumpkins that is only allowed to stay in Marikina area
Batangas - ferries to transport Manileño to different part of the Manila Empire for more business exploits and economic enhancement for Manila use
Quezon - nobody visits this shithole
Bicol - makes local cuisine to please Manileño's taste, also poisons unwary traveler
Aklan, Romblon, Antique and literally anywhere in Visayas - voodo people and doctor quacks
Cebu - sex slaves and maids waiting to be hired by Manileños
Davao - where we dump our commies
Cotabato - region where mudslimes are allowed to bomb themselves to death for Manileño's amusement
Sulu - Manileño's trump card to take away Sabah from Malaixiya.
>>61666572
Manexit when?
>>61666245
Steal funds form the fertilizers?
>>61666601
>not Manilayas
This is why we really need to separate.
what happened to Jobdb?
How can I apply to Makati now?
>tfw I want to go back to being a Makati-wageslave-masterrace
>>61666642
Visalayaz
Luzoneout
Mindaout
>>61664900
Brexit was a gamechanger
>>61666690
You suck at coining terms, this is really why we need tonseparate.
Tattoos are trashy
Post /asean/ qts
>He will never be tagalog
Novaliches should seperate to Quezon City now.
Too many degenerates are infiltrating our small peacful and moral community.
>>61666746
Whats for Mindanao?
>>61666660
You go to Alabang and live a peaceful life here.
>>61666750
Are boat people cute?
>>61666756
Good luck to them tho hopefully they can finally build an identity for themselves when we brexit
>>61666808
Yes
>>61666778
Southerners are sluts and always breaks muh heart.
;__;
>>61666762
It will just be Manila when we fedralize anyway
>>61666839
"Where should I row you when you ride my boat?" :3
>>61666863
At least make us a City so we can micro govern ourselves and break away from that Bautista fag.
>>61666893
Somewhere far away....
._.
>>61666808
are you nocturnal wagecuck?
What if you're currently butt naked and suddenly a mosquito comes flying towards your dick and tries to suck the blood, can you finally say that you got your dick sucked?
>>61666937
Yes.
>>61667048
got tired of that name?
>>61667149
I got tired of being a namefag.
Why? Do you missed me? I always posts here when im not busy.
>>61667225
So tsundere of you anon.
Where did everyone go?
ReLife ep 13 made me scream like a fan girl, so cute I wish experienced like that
>>61667014
yes
>>61666893
row us home
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanaga
Tagalogs have a Haiku system called Tanaga. They use Po and Ho just like the Japanese desu for respect. I bet you visayacucks don't have that do u?
>>61667336
faget
>>61666893
the sea is like my dick
now row along
What's the typical midnight snack for you anons? I frequently make ramen or pasta for it.
>>61667403
Some canned tuna or sardines with rice
>>61667403
kebab and fish and chips
>>61667403
Just a toasted sandwich with cheese and "mayo"
>>61667403
Sometimes, I eat pancit canton too
>>61667403
Instant ramen or some omelette :3
>>61667403
don't eat midnight snacks
>>61667451
Enjoy cancer and liver cerosis anon.
>be ex gf for 2yrs
>you know anon, i'm not happy anymore. my feelings are not the same as the first time we became us
>this is why we need to separate
you keep remembering me the past lads ;_;
>>61667513
Eh, i only said sometimes, i usually eat something that's substantial, it depends on what's on the cupboard tho, sometimes i just have bread and nutella
>>61667403
>>61667589
gi mana kuah utk nasi nya?
How do I become an honorary Asean?
>>61667403
masigasig ang pagsubo ni Nene pagsapit ng alas dose
>>61667420
>>61667502
>sardines with rice
>instant ramen
simple but good taste anons
>>61667505
Good boy
That's the best for our health
>>61667589
>carbs and carbs
Are you on night shift in construction site?
>>61667630
American refugees not welcome
>>61667630
You must separate.
>>61667618
dont need
>>61667668
No, im on night shift doing your mom
Just finished a pancit cantot
>>61667709
Jokes on you my mom is dead
Fuck
>>61667667
Teehee :3 tank u Yandere chan
>>61667740
that doesnt stop me
>>61667589
looks really good but becareful with your body fat
Is that egg on the noodle?
>>61667699
T_T
>>61667703
From what?
>>61667589
kek that rice
i bet youre the last one :DDDD
R8 my (space) brownie anon.
How do you jungle Asians control your desire to fap when you live in countries where cute girls wear sandals or go barefoot all months of the year?
>>61667861
is that cum?
>>61667868
We do it in public
>>61667902
Lel. It's "cream cheese"
>>61667868
We fap to anime instead
>>61667868
when crowded in trains her body is so pushed to me i could literally feel her heartbeat, but my boner is pointed towards a guys hips
cummed buckets those days
>>61667944
/k/ would like to have a word with you
>>61667868
extreme mental conditioning and looking on the opposite side when qts are around. we release the tension at home, that's why we're always excited to go home
>>61667979
I never ride the train so much these days.
Are molesters still plenty these days?
Why I do sometimes get a boner myself when he rubs it in between my butt cheeks?
>>61667758
>her face
becareful with too mach salt in ramen malay kun
I worry about your health
Wow! Good thing I was born a normal human being and actually prefers superior 2D women!
>>61668110
i tend to eat instant ramen twice a month
>>61668060
Bum is very sensitive with a lot of receptor nerves. You can pleasure someone, and you can kill someone by tearing apart his bum hole.
>>61668184
oh well, that's ok
I've thought you're eating it every night or so.
There's no problem for you
>>61667589
How can you eat instant noodles together with rice??
>>61668200
That's a very useful information anon.
Thanks.
I might use this someday.
>It comes with a 30-minute guarantee or your pizza is FREE!
>Driver is late around 50 mins
>No one else to deliver
Should I have demanded that the pizza should be for free?
>>61668339
not bad
>>61667630
Disintergrate chinkland first, stop their advance on Spratly. After that, You must pass level 5 of all Asean languages, not only for the country you're migrating.
>>61668301
Hehe, of course not. If I do that it would become boring ;__;
>>61668362
no you fat fuck
you let a shit wage driver driving through rain dodging trucks at night getting mugged guy pay a shit pizza from pizza hut. you pay for your poison not him
>>61668339
???
Everything goes well with rice
>>61667630
Asean is not a real region.
>>61668301
Hello, are you cute?
>>61668519
Even pizzas.
STOP FETISHISING US.
No, I will not be your "cute white British boyfriend". I am a person, not a toy or a fashion accessory.
>>61668576
What does he mean by this???
>>61668362
>knowing the unreliability of Philippine delivery system
>still take the b8
blame yourself
>tfw came in the ass of a flip qt yesterday
Round brown asses are the best, thanks ASEAN
>>61668576
yes you are.
also
where can i get my own britbong?
>>61665461
i watch his videos regularly though
>>61668424
>>61668519
I don't really eat ramen especially when they are soggy because it looks like...worms. Together with rice grains..as if they are.. laying eggs. ~(@^@)~
>>61668509
you are right anon
>tfw I'm eating pasta almost everyday but not getting bored
>>61668558
Hello
I don't wanna say I'm cute from my own mouth anon
I'm shy
>>61668748
spoiler that filth
>>61668519
except for peanut butter and jam
>>61668748
>Ate Glow
Is that supposed to be a person? Because it looks like they just put two random verbs together.
>>61668748
HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN COMPETE?
>>61668723
A guy two years senior from me also cummed inside me last saturday.
Why are tops so fond of doing that?
>>61668519
You are truly asiaer than malays
Be proud of your taste
>>61668825
Different pasta for each day?
>>61668906
Haha, worth a try. They even eat durians with rice here, so it can't be worse than that.
>>61668979
I don't mind a cute dick cumming in my boipucci :3
>he doesnt like the luffy special
lmaoing at your life desu
What is "Easter" maymay meimei mim mem meme means?
>>61668984
yes
I'm Italian food cook so I always make my pasta lunch by myself at restaurant's kitchen.
There's no rice cooker so breads or pastas are the only carbons we can get.
>>61668946
>means "big sister glow"
he's some impersonator of former president of flipland, "glo"ria macapagal arroyo >>61665953
>>61668983
I am chinkpokomon.
>>61669026
Is my 5 inch dick cute?
>>61669161
W-what do you mean "he"?
>>61669160
Does your restaurant do risotto as well? That's basically rice
>>61669257
Can you pass as a cute femboy trap?
>>61669260
he's a man that grew some boobs
>>61669260
as in she's a guy
>>61669065
Got tired reading this 2 years ago, srsly when they gonna end it?
>>61669356
>>61669385
Are you sure? I looked at some pictures, and she looks like a cute girl to me.
Even the articles I read said "she" instead of "he".
>>61669260
that bong likes the feminine dick
>>61669297
We serve them only in fall and winter
It takes too much time to cook in the first place, not suitable for cook's lunch
>>61669458
Naruto has ended. Bleach is gonna end soon. One Piece will be all alone.
>>61669485
>Even the articles I read said "she" instead of "he"
i guess it's a common courtesy for gays to call "she'
dude you probably need to evaluate your life
>>61669485
His real name is Reneboy Facunla
>>61669489
I had seafood Rissoto once with a friend when I was at UK. It was too salty ;___;
>>61669591
>>61669618
Ok, thanks for the info.
She had me fooled, I can see why my countryman married her.
>>61669784
That's too bad malay san
Seafood Rissoto with lots of prawns is one of my favourites. I'll make you good one someday.
>>61669784
Did you tip? Is there a tipping culture in the UK?
>>61670017
I prefer it with squid, mussels and clams. If I go to Japan one day I would check out your restaurant :3
>>61670126
No. Never not like they care anyways. I guess there is a sort of tipping culture given the "pls leave a tip" signs I see in some of the restaurants I eat in
>>61670142
Thank you malay san
I'm waiting for you everynight
I'm waiting
>>61670126
>Is there a tipping culture in the UK?
Not really, but a lot of the time (particularly in fancier restaurants) people will round up to the nearest £5 or something. Like, if a meal comes to £18.50, sometimes people will just pay £20 and leave.
But there's no stigma about waiting for your change if you're cheap, like me.
>>61670302
i am actually Britsan :3
>>61670460
don't you mean china?
>>61670546
W-Well...I am chink
>>61670460
When are you comming to my house brit san?
>I'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waiting for you
No betrayal anymore
>>61670656
W-When I go to Japan ;____;
>>61670639
that's what I was implying you silly
>>61670694
OK
I'm very patient person hence I wait in here calmly.
>嘘ついたら
>許さないから
>>61670752
B-Baka...are you impling I am gommie too?
>>61663827
i see no Tattooed Girls