/ausnz+iceland/
WE
ALL
There's something not right about indo.
konnichiwa
Kenyang.
Chineseā¦?
>>61657134
Selamat sore!
bumpo
Can't let this thread die
>>61657134
bump
Why are we attracting bule?
Going to sleep
>9 hours 43 minutes ago
why was this thread not deleted? fucking janny.
>>61673351
it could be deleted but we bumpin
bump
lets learn some history lessons /asean/ ! pictured here is the famous chechen jihadist Shamil basayev, leader of the Supreme Military Majlis-ul Shura of the United Mujahideen Forces of the Caucasus, he was a hero to his people in the Republic of Chechnya, a military genius succesfull in driving the 12.000 russian forces during the siege of grozny in the first chechen war with less than 1500 militant. for years he engaged in a devastating guerilla warfare against the russian forcess winning many engagements despite Russia's overwhelming manpower, weaponry, and air support .The resulting widespread demoralization of federal forces and the almost universal opposition of the Russian public to the conflict led Boris Yeltsin's government to declare a ceasefire with the Chechens in 1996 and sign a peace treaty a year later.
>>61673598
And then what happened to him?
Also this is why you make everyone nervous Indonesia.
>>61673598
His theme song is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6ppXX6USo
>>61673719
): he got martyred by the FSB
rip in peace, lion of the kavkaz
>>61657134
I know we hate shitskins on int but...
Oh my gawwwwwwd singapore's soo queeeeeeuuuuuute!!!!!!
>>61673812
>tfw no Checen gf
why are the best countries has to be so rural and torn apart by bigger countries. look at afghan so many potential yet they suffer
Got stories to tell? Spooky stuff, dangerous encounters with criminals, surviving disaster, sexcapades, etc.
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed
And don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory
Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest
>>61674109
Best LP song.
>>61674109
>>61674147
>2016
>still listening to LP
>not stopping at Based Meteora album
>>61674279
That song came out like 10 years ago.
>>61657134
chui kurewa desu
>>61674315
Meteora is 2003, "leave out all the rest" is 2008
i grew up with Meteora anyways after that they just dont sound the same no energy just mainstream singing
Which is the cutest asean country?
>>61674089
in order to survive my hold up, i was forced to fug a tagalog white lady in a dark alley while being at gun-point by a bisaya mugger.
>>61674583
When you were standing in the wake of devastation
When you were waiting on the edge of the unknown
And with the cataclysm raining down
Insides crying, "Save me now!"
You were there, impossibly alone
Do you feel cold and lost in desperation?
You build up hope, but failureās all youāve known
Remember all the sadness and frustration
And let it go. Let it go
what's the best country to visit in aSEAn and why is it thailand?
>>61674641
its cheap there
>>61657134
Mig pƄ bildet.
>>61674279
>>61674482
HT and Meteora are indeed the best during the early 00's
>>61674641
dickchicks
>>61673812
>>61673598
I like Ramzan Kadyrov more
>>61674833
I thought it's a meme. Why would they do that? Is it a cultural thing?
Shoutout to the commiefornia flips out there.
82-0 with KD and Lil B curse lifted.
>>61675131
because bangcock(benis) and phuket(bagina)
What's your ideal first date, /asean/?
Hello random polish guy :*
>>61674503
Laos, it's like baby-tier which makes them cute.
>>61675476
That manga made me angry.
>>61675565
But why anon?
I love reika's boobs
>>61673351
>deleting /asean/ threads
that's illegal for jannies to do because everyone knows that /asean/ single handedly keeps 4chin afloat
>>61675476
>9gag
kys
>>61664237
Oh wow, these parasites were too pussy to see it through.
And Farage is a slimy cunt, who fucking knew?
>>61664348
AND HIS NAME IS... JOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEENAAAAA
DU DUDUDU!
>>61664389
NOT KAEDE
>>61665148
BEST CINDERELLA GIRL
>>61667403
Whatever's in the fridge. Sometimes buscuits, sometimes instant noodles.
>>61667667
>yandere shigure
>>61667868
By reminding myself that those feet will eventually kick DEEZ NUTZ. And I happen to love DEEZ NUTZ.
>>61671293
PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS.
>>61672098
I don't drink coffee.
>>61675409
Getting one.
This Kevin Durant guy sure seems popular.
Is Indonesian a good asean language to learn? I think it sounds cute and I like the music from Sublime Frequencies but I don't know what else is out there.
>>61676483
Good.
>>61676517
Are Malay and Indonesian basically the same? If I learned one could I learn the other easier?
>>61676661
>learning malay
if you're willing to learn indian, chinese, arab, and indonesian all at the same time then sure why not?
>>61676483
It's easy. That much i can say.
>>61676661
Simple language for simple minds
http://cnnphilippines.com/world/2016/07/03/taiwan-misfires-missile-china.html
Breaking News: War
>>61678854
im sure its just a prank haha
>>61679046
>>61678854
Sam Pepper launched a missile into China from Taiwan just a prank bro, social experiment, gone wrong, gone sexual to keep viewers fresh, like how he kidnapped his bestfriend and pretended to get shot
>>61678854
Please don't fight Philippines, you're too cute to get hurt
>>61680124
>philippines
>fighting
lmao. you're fighting for us.
>>61680124
>>61680124
>>61680276
We must protect everything cute
>>61681167
Just try not to strangle any more trannies when you're over there lads
>>61682131
Wew, no promises. Asian trannies do strange things to me
>>61657134
Why do they look blacker than the kid on the right? (He's half black)
>Hitrer buttmad about the new Berserk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ptqvs4aDio
>>61682551
>curly hair
>gorilla nostrils
gee, i wonder.
>>61683132
Wait until he hears that HxH is going back on hiatus
>>61683147
Yeah but it's just really weird. Do they have any black blood in their veins?
reporting in
>/asean/ qt posters
includes Scandinavian sex tourists
>>61683843
Ugly maleanons
>>61683843
There was a Brit qt around earlier that's not on your list
Was that you <3
>>61683458
aboriginal genes
>>61683843
My forehead and imouto is still in that pic.
Take it down pls
>>61685246
kill yourself
Esok raya
>http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/04/middleeast/saudi-arabia-jeddah-bomb/
Eid al-Fitr with 72 virgins
>>61685674
Post selfie first
A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S
>tfw our no terrorist attack record got broken the other day
I hate ISIS so much right now, I hope Al Nusra slaughter them.
>>61686593
Look for the news on Iraq.
Good morning n good night anon
>>61687430
11:14pm in the Dual Kingdom of England of Wales
>>61687222
>over 200 victims
Thats like 200x72 = 14400 virgins.
>>61687430
Good morning
>>61687479
Good night
Should I buy naza blade 650 or ninja 250 ?
>>61687764
Sure this the place to ask?
>>61687983
Most people at that board won't know naza/hyoseung
>holiday tomorrow
can muslims fiesta?
>>61688935
We can fiesta all night
>>61689049
how can it be a fiesta without a feast?
>>61688588
Ask a friend who know their thing dude.
>>61689150
But we will
Rendang, lemang, and a lot tasty feast
>>61689203
My neighbour have er6n but he's always at work
>>61689357
eating late at night will make you fat
>>61689424
We could have fruit salad if you like it
Good morning fellow wagecux
I'm all ready to take my boss' dick up my ass again today!
>>61689508
yes,that sounds very nice
3RIE,<<<RAYA
I pooped in my pants today ;_; I ran home as fast as I could
>>61689573
I'm going to bed now
Later!
>>61689784
hehehehe
>>61689784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CAkJgP6rNb
>>61689807
goodnight
are qts out this early? :^3
>>61690045
don't wake malay-chan
>>61689899
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CAkJgP6rNb
>tfw you can hear the devasting undertones of sadness in his voice
>>61674089
One time some hobo(?) held a knife to my back, and told me to give me my money, he looked inside my wallet, felt sorry for me and let me go. I've never been the same since
>>61657134
>Flips
>White
You're not china, abos.
>>61685246
Did you fug her?
>>61683843
>Fixed
>>61692844
why did you mark the singachink cousin fucker as a segs dourisd?
>>61692844
also the indochink
>>61692844
merula is local indonesian despite being chink
>>61693261
White skin= sex tourism.
Browns are for slavewaging.
>>61694061
I am white-skinned and would like to sign up for the sex tour please. A double if possible.
>>61690045
None of us are interested in cuckoos
It's happening
Lmao
Saint Kitts and Nevis
>>>/pol/79787759
>>61674089
>Spooky stuff
I was walking in Jakarta (Kemang, more precisely). The street was dark. There was a huge hole on the path. I fell in it and fucked up my knee.
>dangerous encounters with criminals
None tbqdesu. Everyone was nice, even the thug looking motorcycle gangs were absolute sweethearts.
>surviving disaster
I was in Jakarta when the attacks of january 2016 happened. I was very far from the area they took place in though, but everyone was scared and following shit on TV. Had some nice Yolo sex with my girlfriends and everyone checked if you're okay through text. Feelsgoodman tbqh, although my mom in Algeria got scared.
>sexcapades
Too many to mention. I wouldn't know where to start.
Hello guys I'm back after spending almost a year in England
>>61694741
go back bodoh, Pound jatuh
>>61694741
Richard Huckle please go.
>>61694741
Halo anon. How was your stay there? Got stories to tell? Spooky stuff, dangerous encounters with criminals, surviving disaster, sexcapades, etc.
>>61694819
no more duit nerd
>>61694858
:^)
>>61694860
it was okay desu senpai
>>61683843
>>61692844
You guys haven't added Jovie yet..
>>61683843
where's jovelyn?
>>61694910
>>61694895
also this guy >>61694860
>>61694925
I don't look like that anymore. I have a mustache now.
>>61694741
Hehehe...same :3
>>61674089
got mugged near amoranto stadium somewhere 10pm to 12pm after burning some fats
>>61694741
>>61695047
Share some fucking stories you autists
So you're in Makati and this guy comes up and slaps your bf on the ass
>Hey farang, why don't you leave our boipucci alone!
What do you do /asean/? Keep in mind he's 155cm/61kg
>>61695075
There's nothing interesting. Clubbing was kinda dull and boring. I lose most of the time at casinos and I got caught by my landlady masturbating once...that was very awkward
>>61695109
>caught by my landlady masturbating
where were you jacking off that your landlady can just barge in?
>>61695109
Business idea: find more normie ASEAN cyberfriends
>>61695157
I was in my room which cannot be locked. I thought she wouldn't barge in so I just did it anyways. Then, she suddenly opened the door and told me that I received some letters only to be met with me beating my stick. I was blushing as a tomato in embarrassment then 0///0
>>61695196
T-There's few in my seminar group
>>61695450
>my seminar group
What's that anon? A facebook group?
>>61695272
Did she help you?
>>61695495
That's more of my Uni classroom
>>61695528
No. I just told her to knock before entering
>>61695528
>Did she help you?
Fuck mate. That's my favorite kind of porn actually.
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/5743537/flashing_my_maid_she_cant_resist_a_little_wanking.html
Please post more like vid related. It is the theme of the thread now.
>>61695528
>It is customary in my hometown for the interloper to assist if she interrupts the sacred ritual.
should've used that exotic charm
>>61695624
So what was her reaction? Did she blush or say 'o-oh!'? Or did she giggle and walk out?
>>>61695781
>>61695632
she's probably 50 years old
stop fantasizing something so disgusting
>>61695926
The hotness of the scenario can compensate the lack of hotness of the girl tbqdesu. You'd know that if you were heterosexual, just saying. Post some links like that if you have pls. This shit is hot and I can't sleep now that I got reminded of how much I love this type of scenarios.
>>61695926
Any port in a storm, friend. Should've gone for it.
Algeria is ksp as fuck
PAPUA MERDEKAAAAAAA
selamat hari raya
RAYA RAYA RAYA
>>61696238
>ksp
Why you so jealous of me though, flipanon?
Pic possibly related, flipgirl begging to see my kok.
>>61696517
Flip girls are easy for foreigners though
also what is ksp? Kerbal Space Program?
>>61696517
K S P
S
P
go blog somewhere else
>>61696532
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KSP
Malaysia Chinese are incredible, they raised fund to save millionaire who can afford to buy a RM6million mansion(market price). Our tukar kerajaan's hope has to rely on these chinese. Ini kalilah!
I am sooo... proud to be Chinese. We are poor in real, but rich in heart.
>>61696561
I love chinese people.
>he doesn't know how to cook for himself
>>61696542
>Being this jealous
You remind me of when one of my flipgirls gets jealous of my other flipgirl
>>61696561
Chinese and proud
>Being KSP
>being a tryhard to anonymous strangers
>>61696710
>Trying to educate him on how cucked he is and on the natural hierarchy that should ensue
>He mistakes that for being tryhard and calls you a tagalong acronym
Boy, people sure are mad about basketball.
>>61696766
why try so hard to impress strangers?
why so ksp?
>>61696779
women's volleyball is the best sport
>>61696590
same desu senpai
>>61696779
Tfw everyone forgets the game later due to fucking Durant
>>61696809
>KSP KSP KSP KSP KSP KSP
The animal sound of the cuck
>>61696955
I see they added a chink to the lineup.
>>61696995
He's been around for years on the national team as our meme 3
>religion of peace is doing it again in Indonesia
>couldnt even take one victim along with him
no 72 virgins for you lad
Do Flips like Basketball because of American colonialism?
>>61697076
>Surabaya
Fuck that's the last place I would have imagined a terror attack to happen. One less dipshit in this world, and hopefully the injured policeman will recover.
>>61697157
Nah it was at Solo, central java. Jokowi's hometown.
>>61697263
>Jokowi's hometown
That will hopefully motivate him to clean up the place. How is the Indonesian police/the army when it comes to terrorists anon? Pic related: The way terrorists who were preparing an attack were dealt with recently. I am very proud of our police for this.
>>61697087
Its because thats one of the sport being introduced to us as children the other volleyball.
>>61696984
Do my (You)s really mean that much to you,KSP?
>>61697087
can't do football on hilly/mountainous terrain,basketball is really big in the cities because of how close houses are to each other so there really isn't much space for sports that require a big field
So what is everyone listening to right now?
>>61697639
the sound of ur mum choking on muh cock
>>61697639
>the sound of ur mum choking on muh cock
>>61697657
>>61697677
Doubt that senpais my mom has a pretty big mouth. Do you just not want to admit you like k-pop?
>>61697639
the sound of ur mum choking on tiny cock
>>61697737
I like k-pop.
>>61695781
She was surprised and told me not to make a mess
>>61697639
sound of your moms vagina getting hard dicking
>ä»ęÆę°å å”äŗŗ
BALIK KAMPUNG
>>61697639
the sound of me ejaculating inside of your mother's pussy after a good night's dicking
>>61697639
You getting gangbanged by twenty niggers
>>61697832
WHOOOAAAHH BALIK KAMPUNG
>>61657134
Why is Poland black
>>61697806
Did you politely assure her that you won't?
>>61697846
>EU
>not black
>>61697850
I just nodded my head while and closed the door shut after that. Since that day, my landlady will just shout whenever something for me arrives
>>61697891
does it get awkward every time you see her?
>haven't visit kampung in 10 years
I guess Kajang is my kampung now
I like /asean/ you guys are all super nice to everyone and polite and probably super cute irl(in real life) too! no homo
>>61697993
sorry but i hate the algerian because he's taking away my attention
>>61698005
nobody likes him here either. he creeps me out desu reminds me of some old perv using nice words just to get into someones pants with his slimy hands
Hello /asean/
How's your wife's son?
>>61697988
Flight to India too expensive?
>>61697975
Very..I would blush in embarrassment. Oodly enough my landlady sometimes make odd giggles whenever I have dinner with her
>>61698068
She wants the D!!
>>61697993
no we are all 4" dark brown people whos first instict is to kill cumskin people like you while we still live in bamboo huts hunting fishes and shit
im actually tapping to underwater internet cables with black vodoo magic using shells and sand. im upgrading soon with new method vodoo magic 2.0 using rocks, sands and fresh tilapia heart
>>61698041
i dont like him more, he's stealing my asean waifu and i fear that one day, he will impregnate them
>>61698068
Is she attractive
>>61698093
Don't be silly you cute little asian boy
>>61698095
hes algerian, technically african hes prolly infested with the hivvy he'll impregnate someone then chimp out leaving the kid fatherless bastard. typical niggers
where are the indonesians?
>>61698093
Yea but we think you're cute anyway
>>61698126
90% of asean are straight (10% is Thai). were not interested with white bois
>>61698142
stuck at traffic
>>61698171
why? was it because of the terrorist strike?
Where is Brunei? I like their flag
>ISIS attacks Indonesia and Malaysia
>combined death toll is only 1
>it was the terrorist
Wew lad
>>61698197
mudik or homecoming (idk if its the proper term in english)
>>61698238
Rarely seen. Thai usually makes his own thread. Wherever there's Thai, expect a Cambodian too. They like fighting.
>tfw no East Timor gf
anyone else have these feels?
Why haven't you emigrated to the US yet, Anon?
>>61698272
>muh dick
>>61698262
you forgot thailand
>>61698353
Muslims are banned from the US.
>>61698092
>>61698125
she's almost 60 and kinda fat. So...no
>>61698353
white people are intimidating,I like my boys cute
>>61698401
that's a shame. when I lived in taiwan my landlady was a solid 9/10, wish she could have walked in on me jerking it
>>61698388
Just wear cowboy boots and say you're mexican
>>61698422
You're making me jelly man ;__;
>>61698422
Why didnt you do it intentionally?
>>61698422
or you could just jerk off in front of her.
Is it weird that sometime you wish people somehow manage to dominate and rape you? I mean I know it can never happen to me because I'm tough and strong and shit but sometimes I just have that kind of fantasy.
>>61698508
Go to an American prison.
>>61698521
But I want to be raped by cute people only and I'm a good boy.
>>61698564
you watch too many chinese cartoons bruh
>>61698564
Get your daddy to fug you
>>61698564
You want to get raped by a cute girl?
>>61698564
faggot
>>61698596
Can you blame me? Imagine girls ganging up on you. You try to fight back but they somehow manage to blackmail you making sure that you can't fight back. They then proceed to beat the shit out of you. After that they use you to fullfill their desire. 2D >3D
>>61657134
Philipines are the niggers of asia
>>61698350
>tfw gf is working at timorese embassy
>tfw our baby will be timorese if ever i got my gf pregnant and she had to had emergency labor in the building
Pic related, I just dropped her off
>>61698631
I know I want too :3
>>61698712
t. Polish diaspora
>>61698712
They're more like the Mexicans
Dangerous in groups but harmless if you put them to work individually
>>61698455
>>61698452
i'd rather not get deported and banned from re-entering the country and contribute to negative impressions of foreigners
>>61674089
That earthquake in Bohol 3 years ago, quite an experience desu.
why white people always looks like they so horny over internet?
>>61698741
Go to Japan, they have femdom services.
are you
>brown
>5ft tall
>5 inches long
?
bonus question
>favorite instant noodle brand
?
>>61698826
We just come here for sex tourism.
>>61698826
Because we are always horny
>>61698844
Yes
Yes
Yes
Maggi
>>61698844
Can't you guys ask in cm instead of ft and inches? We're not in america.
>>61698844
yes to all and I like nissin (with seafood)
>>61698844
no
no
no
Indomie
now fuck off pekka
