MAKAN KONTOL LAH
Our Naj
>>61633134
I like Lanka more than Durian desu,I'd rather that be more well known than smelly durian
>>61633236
whats that jack fruit? jack fruit is nice too but Durian is high in demand all around SEA
>>61620216
>>61621419
Im at Chapter 33 atm, gotta sleep
Till what chapter does the 13 episode cover anyway?
Cant believe gookshit can actually get an anime
>>61633313
maybe its just the novelty of it's odor
>>61630243
Come back, you and your poorfag friends will beg for EU to come back when their EU subsidy funding stops :3
There is one legendary durian where once you eat them you die.
Discuss.
>>61633646
actually, they legend goes if you sleep under a durian tree you'll die
>>61633646
won't eat durians stink anyway
>>61633548
I'll come back and see the EU crumble. Now if only they can stop delaying the actual BREXIT and get Article 50 in place
>>61633696
oo0o0oo
>>61633320
108 is my guess. I have neither watched nor read it though.
ppl who cant handle the stink are no different to those whom cant handle the spice. pussies the lot
>>61633714
Yeah where is the Brexit leader Boris? Oh wait, he pussed out like a bitch and in the end the Brexit leadership devolved into fighting and blaming each other for the mess and the lies they made. It was Boris, no it was Gove, no it was Farage, lmao :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2QrARLZe-o
>>61633646
I know this one bule who smoke ganja after he eats durian and nearly died after that.
I don't know why but alot people actually didn't recommended smoking after eating durian
>>61633887
Stop being cute young man.
>>61633887
BREXIT will and must happen at this point anyways. Now, I just hope I won't get harassed by the locals ;___;
>>61633134
>>61633646
i heard a story that someone eat a lot of durian and died. apparently there's a chemical in durian that overdosed the dude
also durian + coke = death myth
>>61633174
look it up in the archive. about 2 threads before this one. search something about cum or something.
>>61633646
That's why you should peel a durian before you eat it.
>>61633134
Hi Singapore here, do Malays hate us?
>>61635360
only the arrogant ones. from what i heard, a singapore anon told us they were mid class poor and uneducated
>>61635462
Yea that's usually the case, just look at Amos Yee
>>61635551
his voice alone already boils my brain. fuck that guy
>>61635640
noice
Would you take the blue pill?
>>61635360
Mild resentment, but I highly doubt it's hate. Then again, most people I know don't like the arrognt attitude Singaporeans tend to project.
>>61635462
Which makes up a huge chunk of the population. Sadly, some of the more educated ones are just as arrogant and stuck up as well.
>>61635621
I didn't need to hear his voice to know he's just teenaged and edgy.
Everyone I know who heard about him that didn't read the slanderous Singaporean sources knew he was hella edgy. And the more I read about him, the more he seems to be "edgy teenager trying to be edgier than Reaper".
>>61635621
Yea, so if you had a decent sense, you'll realize he has like 0 gratitude for what he has, never exposed to the cruel outside unpampered world yet
>>61636188
Fuck taht. When do I get mysterious nonfunctioning Russian appliances that I will strap to my dick, only for it to give me an electric shock AND give me the power to give women orgasms through touch and body fluid transfer. (Manhwa is Sweet Guy, it is the greatest thing I've read from Korea)
>>61636420
You sound like a guy that lives in Bedok or Hougang
>>61636468
>watches the Amazing Atheist
Seriously, how do I take him seriously? Next thing I know, he'll try to quote, gasp, LINDYBEIGE at me.
What does durian taste like? I've always wanted to try one but they aren't available here.
>>61636533
I'd never vote WP. They're just red-shirted PAP. Also fuck Roy Ngerng. He's literally Alex Jones-tier.
>>61636605
stinks like burnt asshole
>>61636641
Sooo i assume Bishan?
>>61636605
Hi america
>>61636988
>Liberia
>pretending to be America
>>61636891
Ang Mo Kio.
GEE, I WONDER WHICH OF THE REFORM PARTY'S LATEST HIGH-PROFILE MEMBERS IS A COMPLETE FUCKING C9NSPIRACY THEORIST AND TRIED TO RUN IN ANG MO KIO ALONG WITH THE RESPECTED M "EVEN I COULDN'T DEAL WITH AMOS YEE" RAVI? FUCKING ROY NGERNG, THAT'S WHO.
>>61636605
Tastes like heaven.
>>61631627
i see them everywhere, even i'm a flip myself
Smile everyday.
>>61638940
I just made myself smile for you
>>61638940
I want to fuck a slime or rather I want a slime to fuck me
animeme
Don't you think it's time to go to wake up?
any of you watch white grills vlogging from flipland?
>>61646056
>tfw no persona 5 pc
>>61643653
I follow this Canadian in Indonesia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqq0He3Xzo
>>61646663
Get a PS4 desu
atas ane pedofil
wokwokwokwokwokwokwok
>>61646056
VERT IS A WONDERFUL LADY.
>>61648293
I do.
>Wkwkwkwkw
WTF I hate Malaysia now. No one fucking laughs like that
>>61648508
>No one fucking laughs like that
what did he mean by this
wkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>61648768
wah - kah - wah - kah
>w-aah
>kah as in hookah
Puta!!! I just found out my company's paying me just half of what I should have get annually.
The average annual salary of my position in USA and $55,065 and they have the audacity to pay me less than half of that.
>>61648928
>actually answering the question "what did he mean by this"
what did he mean by this?
>Work in a government hospital
>chief of hospital asks if anyone watches dutdut's inaugural speech.
>only few watch due to work while i did not raise my hand since i am busy doing shit.
>suddenly she ask everyone to attend tommorow for an emergency meeting where she will give a test all about dutdut's inaugural speech and anyone that doesn't pass will be marked absent for tommorow.
230 pesos is a waste, im seriously anxious if the test will be word for word or just essay.
>>61634606
Gassy white durian + coke + paracetamol = not dead but almost lifeless
>unquenched thirst although after drinking lots of water
>dizziness
>nausea but no vomit
>tired
>gasping for air
>based on unintended exp
>>61649182
>government hospital
>suddenly she ask everyone to attend tommorow for an emergency meeting where she will give a test all about dutdut's inaugural speech
lmao, fuck the philippines
>>61649182
>forcing you to watch watch speech
Do gommies think this will improve efficiency?
>>61633134
>>61633646
>>61634606
>>61649218
Is durian the helium tank of ASEAN?
Anyone who will hero for this?
>>61649181
He has abnormal laughing sounds, such as hue hue hue, or ahax
>>61649274
Yes. Part of brainwashing agenda
>>61648768
>>61648508
>>61648928
xixixixixixixixi
>>61649318
>instead of helping that one guy dying, hospitalfags instead answer mandatory gommie quiz
your life is literally 1984-tier
>>61649314
>still actually answering the question "what did he mean by this"
what did he mean by this
>>61649274
i dont know, she just do it out of her whim and everyone was just like shocked.
>>61649402
not born yet during 1984 so i dont know what is it like but yeah she's our boss so we cant do anything about that.
>>61649463
>not born yet during 1984 so i dont know what is it like
>>61649181
>actually answering the question "what did he mean by this"
>what did he mean by this?
He basically took your joke literally to being it to an absurd level of meaning
>>61649463
>not born yet during 1984 so i dont know what is it like
I meant 1984 the film, your life is like this, being forced to eat propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0wH6YDfCzg
>>61649496
>not born yet during 1984 so i dont know what is it like
>that one officemate near that plays the video over and over again ever since the announcement of the exam.
my sides.
>>61649734
well it's just the chief of hospital being a faggot but yeah i dont think the whole country do it.
non-duterte supporters are redditors of the Philippines, they are cancerous and you must stay away from them
>>61650323
That Flipbong is from reddit
>>61650323
except that what i posted earlier was true anyway. i was actually thinking of not working on the afternoon tommorow if i fail since there's no reason for me to work if i wont receive wage for that day(i'm a casual worker so yeah, no work no pay)
>>61650470
>this is what Sakurahime has devolved into doing, defending leftists
>>61650323
Redditors are liberals that are born in the NCR that thinks we are this soild united country and everyone thinks we like other and thinks we speak a common local language
Cancerous patriotism and nationalism indeed
>>61650323
fear mongering and fear tactic and demagoguery work really well in the election one of the biggest reason Duterte won
nobody here wants a redditor shitposting about what they want to happen in this country. didn't the president open up a forum for people like you?
redditors are truly the scum of earth
>>61651208
I agree, I think its about time we stop pretending and lying to ourselves that we have anything to unite for, if you break it down to tribes and region then maybe there is
blah blah blah i dont care
kwento mo kay digong, wag sa akin
>>61650794
>>61651367
This is why we need to separate
>>61651387
True that
>>61651382
he's a bisoy he's knows it quite well
>>61651437
So when do you plan to separate? I already packed my bag
>>61651486
after federalism past, we can finally be truly free and prosper
>>61651515
That's kinda sucks, sometime it will needed a passports to travel around the archipelago after separation. But it's for the greater good, right?
>>61651586
of course thats like basic security protocol
>>61651387
yeah there's a need so that provinces in visayas and mindanao will not suck on IMPERIAL MANILA's dick for funds.
>>61650653
I am not leftist baka baka ;__;
>>61651997
then your a gommie no? those anime posters said you were a gommie
>>61651914
This is why we really need to separate, national government always steals the funding
saltwater is indeed salty
>>61652088
Good.
>>61652088
we kind of agreed on that couple of years ago
>>61650653
How do you know that's Sakurahime?
>tfw you cannot tell which flip anon is from backwater of visayas, which is from masturbate, and which is from imperial manila
This is why we need to separate
please pay attention to me
>>61652088
yes, and?
>>61652191
Popsicles can't be salty, dumb grandma.
>>61652026
I am not!!
>>61651387
>>61651486
>>61651586
>>61652068
kek you almost got me there anon
Why is it so cold today? 27 degree celsius here in North Caloocan and I think i'm going to die from cold weather
>>61652231
>be chink
>hates gommie
>a Non-Gommie Chink
Comrade, i cannot fathom this
>>61652253
all of that is true tho
Its the duterte effect we empowered now
why did you think he won the provinces doesn't have a a drug problem in the first place
we want to brexit
stop being a leftist liberal
>>61652266
>27 degree
>cold
pathetic country
>>61652318
this
just take a look at manila
we want divorce
you can take care of my wife's son (sulu, maguindanao)
>>61652332
just like your life, islander chinese
>>61652318
>duterte
>implying he's not the biggest leftist in flip-pines
>stop being a leftist liberal
so where should i put myself now?
>>61652405
6 feet under
>>61652266
At least it's better compared to last few months where it's seriously hot.
>>61652253
>manilafags in denial
i heard rumors that manilafags denied some project just because some of the provinces asking for the project didn't support roxas or the liberal party in general. Besides, majority of projects are happening in luzon while vismin are only given few.
Malaysia celebrates China's Communist Party Founding Day and is even considered a holiday in Malaysia.
>>61652405
to separatist and regionalism side
>>61652430
okay
who are the other two person that's going to step on me?
>>61652433
The project still happened in the north tho fuck them
brexiting is our only hope
>>61652359
Mr.Wong was looking for you Jose
get back to your work
>>61652471
and a ching chong nip nong to you too, gookface
>>61652433
no wait, don't change the subject. i'm a huge duterte fan, also probably the biggest leftist fag here. why should i stop being on the left when my president is also on the left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ_J36h-47Y
>All these fucking flips posting about separatism and politics when all you want is to trade pics of waifus and stories about life in SEA
/flip/ general. When?
>>61652500
because you never use your right to touch yourself at night
>>61652500
Hes only left for the VisMin people
>it's a flip /pol/ thread
>>61652500
fuck i meant for this>>61652430
>>61652309
Tell that to hongkies and Taewanese
>>61652519
boo fucking hoo, tenthead
fuck off to /mena/
>>61652519
its the Duterte effect get used to it
>>61652519
Janitor doesn't like it.
>>61652519
This is why we need to separate.
Algeria in not honorary SEA
>4 days after inauguration
>redditors still salty about dutdut winning the presidential race
heh
>>61652519
This
Where's the memenose, viet qts and ilani fags?
>>61646056
Which girl would you?
>>61652580
fuck those nationalist, patriotic cucks
OBOSEN!!!!
>>61652359
>>61652488
Why you get so mad anyway? Isn't it cold day for you?
stop rising your room tempeture with your rage Jose.
Algeria.
>>61652519
it is well known fact that:
a) flips are the worst posters
b) /asean/ is esentially /pinoy/
>>61652555
>>61652574
>>61652545
Ok. I'll wait until the novely of having a new president wears off, I guess
Good morning, pinoys. Looks like the Algerian wants to clear you out of /asean/ so he can discuss his prostitutes with other posters.
I expect you to leave /asean/ within 5 minutes or he will bomb your fucking house.
What does obosen literally mean? Is it a portmanteau?
faterd lmao
>>61652578
Excuse ME?The people who posted in that thread basically validated our honorary status >>61539604
It's like Brexit, trying to take it back will only make you look like a dumbass
>>61652650
sayonara
>>61652615
this is my freedom of expression, why do you care? it's sad that they don't expect you to act like a human like a typical chink in your country, gookface.
get out of our general and make my anime, gook boy
>>61652638
honorary
>>61637425
Hey you have Lee Hsien Loong lol, they'll git fucked before they know it
>>61652683
>basically validated
or maybe you just validate yourself. while others just minding their own business as usual in /asean/ memeing & poltics
>>61652634
flip /pol/ is like a monthly menstrual cycle here in /asean/, get used to it
obosen? more like bobosen lmao
ALGERIA WANTS TO DISCUSS HIS 72 VIRGINS WITH HIS """"""FELLOW"""""" ASEAN.
WE SHOULD REALLY STOP, I CAN SEE SOME PLANES FLYING TOWARDS RCBC TOWER.
>>61652652
VisMin flips chant to get rid of the North and brexit
>>61652714
what are expecting to watch on this summer season?
test
>>61652587
I'd punch the Nep.
Because Neptune is literally worst Nep.
>>61652650
Good god. Algeriabro is welcome here. Stop being so autistic.
>>61652779
Netoraserare because it's based on ur mum's true to life story
>>61652754
ayylmao
>>61652771
We are all friends.
>>61652771
kek
>>61652773
Yeah, but what does the word literally mean? Is there an equivalent word in English? Is it just "separate"?
>>61652771
Your just jealous of my Bule privileges
>>61652804
i think it literally means "tapusin" or "ubisin"? comes from some tagalog dubbed anime i forgot what it is
>>61652786
I assume you're one of those people who go to AFA everywhere
>>61652732
That's the other problem. My other choice is against the guy who leads 84 Hilarys.
>>61652779
I have literally no idea.
>>61652851
ubusin*
or it's just a bisaya accent that turns ubusin into obosen
>>61652851
>comes from some tagalog dubbed anime
haha fucking weebs
>>61652863
I have not been to AFA since they brought in JAM PROJECT.
Why are Singaporean boys so cute?
>>61652794
>still shitposting
Be more big boy
>>61652894
well, i first saw that meme on kikebook comment section
>>61652804
Usually it implies that they want to be a country on their own
What did she mean by this /asean/?
>>61652970
Please put on a trip.
>>61652908
Those are actually malaysians
Good gawd /asean/ is so lively again
>>61652970
like Mudasir, she has become proudy
>>61652983
>put on a trip
What?
>>61653031
be a tripfag retard are you new?
>asean love ERP
>asean love Anime
>asean love incest
>asean love Loli
>asean love daddy porn
>asean love Boi pussi
>asean love Eroge
>asean love /pol/
WHATO NEXTO
>>61652970
But Berbers are 100% caucasian Germanic ayran Vandals m8
>>61652994
plus Chinese admixture
>>61652165
They should being back the IDs here in /int/
>>61653021
>Flip chatting shit when pic related is what a flip friend literally sounds like
>>61653094
>not liking daddy porn
>>61653115
Do you even truly asia?
>>61653094
/asean/ in a nutshell
>>61653115
>But Berbers are 100% caucasian Germanic ayran Vandals m8
Stop commiting cultural genocide on my heritage pls
>>61653094
/asean/ loves /his/
>>61653058
>be a tripfag retard are you new?
I started using 4chan in 2005, back when tripfags wheren't a thing yet, and I come back occasionally in times when I have no life to remember how comfy it is to be a loser. However, as an oldfag it is absolutely haram to tripfag.
>>61653094
Bara
>>61653212
Asean loves /hm/
>>61653347
so? I dont really care if you are jesus or moot, you shouldnt ask some simple basic imageboard question if you are an """oldfag"""
Waaay too many muslims ITT, i feel my monitor is going to explode
Are you talking in decipherable codes passing bomb schematics or something?
Im going forward this thread to FBI
>>61653509
2powerful4me
>african
i hate that algerian so much, he's taking too much attention away from me. i'm getting less (You)s day by day and i have nothing to feed to my wife's son if this continues
weeeew
>>61653693
You're lucky. I have to go to sleep. Good night /asean/. I luv u bb.
Algeria KSP
Masbate
Quick post gay shit to combat the Muslims
>My wife's son
Stop
>>61649011
at least you have the job
>be western data engineer
>90% of workplace laid off and their jobs transfered to india for around a quater of the salary
>be part of the 10% left, basically all i do each day is fix the problems poo in loo's create
>>61654135
i hate my mom's sos
Nationalism will bring us to war
I want separatefags to kill themselves
Separatefags should be lined up and shot
>>61649218
>coke+paracetamol
>>61654382
t. Moro terrorist
Post god tier music band from ur country
This is a god-tier music from the Philippines and every Filipino will not disagree, otherwise they need to kill themselves.
https://youtu.be/078wR8bGTB4
The Philippines will not be a successful nation if the Visayan slaves are demanding for their independence. Somebody must teach these sub-humans a lesson!
>>61654745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdRXF1XkYU
a very popular song and i am sure every flip has this song in their playlst
If Visayas declared its independence, then where am I going to get my fuckbuddy that will only crave for my dick? Who is going to apply as a prostitute for our local massage parlor? Nobody is allowed to declare independence!
The provinces must serve Mega Manila so I can finally buy my 5th limited edition of that gold-coated Mercedes Benz sports car which I can use to roam around BGC at night and hopefully someone from Topgear will post about it on social media.
Without Manila, the provinces are dead weight. Investors will always choose Manila rather than any other cities.
A farmer's life in the province doesn't mean anything to us if he doesn't contribute anything to the Manila's economy.
Nobody cares about the Moro conflicts in Mindanao as long as they don't disturb us here in Manila. We're really busy making money everyday so we can finally afford an iPhone 6S Plus.
Stop with the reddit shit postings flips
Give up Duterte won his ""drug problem""distraction is a genius move
Separation is inevitable
>>61655347
Provinces are only good for Manileño's spot for rest houses. Without Manila, provinces would still be living in the dark ages.
We can only allow separation of a province if the separatists are willing to kill themselves. Your independence should be paid with your blood.
Initiating a discussion about separatism of a province is a criminal offense worse than dealing drugs and should be sentenced to death.
>>61655347
Who would separate from the Philippines?
Every people in the province are required to hang a Philippine flag outside his house as a symbol of respect to the Manila Empire.
Provinces should be required to pay homage to the 1st hero born in Manila -- Andres Bonifacio.
>>61655068
I only have anime songs on my playlist.
literally my stomach right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhRyEJPQfqQ
>>61655629
Everyone
>>61655347
This, desu you hit the nail on the head
Rate my gf from UP
Manila has no more room for expansion and the following areas of provinces, by the order of future Presidential decree, must integrate to the ever-expanding Manila Empire:
1. Obando, Bulacan
2. Bacoor, Cavite
3. San Pedro, Laguna
4. Biñan, Laguna
5. Sta. Rosa, Laguna
6. San Mateo, Rizal
7. Taytay, Rizal
8. Binangonan, Rizal
>>61655798
cant see her face
Rate my gf, she's also a model, her name is Monica Lian Laigo
>>61655798
Reason to separate/10
Have some dignity and think about our image if you are a true nationalist
>>61655802
manila empire kek, more like Canada's dumpsite
>>61655826
She has chink in her
>>61655866
That title belongs to Cebu or Davao. Manila is the epitome of the Filipino civilization.
>>61655866
See>>61655865
This is want happen if you lump people from the provinces with no true cultural glue nor care for each other
>>61655897
>Manila is the epitome of the Filipino civilization
Best joke ever
At least Cebu & Davao dont have slums like Mangmangnila
Provinces has no rights to voice out their opinion regarding political matters which will be handled by Manila's finest politicians.
>>61655945
That's why we need to separate
Filipino itself is a joke
Obosen!!
>>61655970
Obosen? who are you Matteo Guidicelli? stop pabebe-ing
>>61655945
>>61655970
Want to hear a better joke? It's about your province's independence from the Philippines. Heheh, hahahahah!
Now get back to work, I've already reported you to the Manila's NBI and they are already tracking you down.
4chan posters from provinces are required to ask for Manileño's permission and pay for sedula before posting on 4chan.
>>61656019
LOL Manilenyo maid trying to make a joke while being a joke himself. Clean my bathroom Bubuy
How about UK annexes the Philippines
>>61656054
LOL, I'm Chinese, it's the other way around Obet, now clean my toilet like the Manilenyo maid you are
>>61653387
It's actually gachimuchi. Bara is for western, asian use gachi.
>>61656118
>>61656091
OBOSEN!!!
Duterte will bring us true freedom and independence from philippine emprie
>>61653509
Your place used to be muslim before fegit espaniol came.
>sayeth the flipching
>>61656151
LOL that nazi cant fix Manila tho, its fucked up shiity beyond repair
>>61653759
What time is your place?
>>61656179
That's why he wants us to separate
>>61654001
Not into twinky, sorry.
>>61656189
sakurahime pls u should stop sucking ppls dick u gayboi
>>61656118
很好!
Keep up the good fight against imperialism of Manila so China will take us in!
