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certainly not a dog edition
What's everyone's plans for the 4th?
I live in the DC area and it's supposed to rain
"I studied the Koran a great deal. I came away from that study with the conviction there have been few religions in the world as deadly to men as that of Muhammad. So far as I can see, it is the principal cause of the decadence so visible today in the Muslim world and, though less absurd than the polytheism of old, its social and political tendencies are in my opinion to be feared, and I therefore regard it as a form of decadence rather than a form of progress in relation to paganism itself."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVDCk9JzgZc
>>61645871
fuck off back to your own general you autistic cunt
>>61645871
why?
>>61645871
i would kiss her toes and propose to do that daily instead of paying rent
>>61645945
kill yourself
>>61645871
yes
Ah nothing like having a 4th of jul party with family and lots of liquor special punch and vodka.
>>61645972
Source?
>>61646077
it's july 3, bitch
>>61646063
>>61646006
>>61645871
Footfag genocide when?
hows ur diet going ?
>>61645767
Gonna smoke weed, drink cheap beer and watch the fireworks from my balcony
>>61646204
What diet?
Is yours going... swell?
>>61646204
im on the pussy diet haha
>>61646141
It was bday party and we decided to make it both since I had to drive back 200 miles home. We party days before. It is super cereal.
>>61645649
couldn't wait til 5 to open a beer. how degenerate am i?
>>61646255
I know you be gettings that good pussy bro.
>>61646116
Ashin Eirathu, Brumese monk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvEBaAiy5b4
>>61646377
Thanks Jose but you're still a spic.
>>61646252
i lost 5 pounds
>>61646255
whats that
Fuck latvia niggers
There were still fireworks going off last night for Canada day.
If Americans started one day earlier and kept going on the 4th one could experience 4 days of fireworks.
Hello
>>61646465
has losing 5 pounds BLOATED you with more confidence?
>>61646553
Wew, Iran.
>>61646508
fireworks started friday night, senpai.
>>61646508
>Canada day
You mean Somalia independence day?
>>61646553
*walks*
Debby
Rate my flag collection boys.
*hangs head in shame*
>>61646666
good diabolic quads
When USA will stop its agression against mother Russia?
is 4th of July one of those holidays where most places are closed?
can't ever remember
>>61646732
never. you must put Tzar on the throne.
Happy Independance day US of A
>>61646759
thanks fr the help was appreciated
>>61646684
incorrect
>>61646732
>agression against a country that can't flush toilet paper so instead they throw it in the trash
we really have nothing to worry about
>>61646584
so the dream is achievable after all
>>61646590
pic related
>>61645649
what type of dog is this
>>61646802
what? I flush my toilet paper, everybody I know does it. Only Euros use trash bin
>>61646802
she's gross bruh. got nudes?
>>61646743
It's a federal holiday. Everything except places like Wal-Mart will be closed.
>>61646802
literal pig face :/
>>61646649
oink oink
>>61646853
the little known Jewish Corgi, not to be mistaken with Welsh corgi
>>61646878
righteous
I'm going to OBX in a week. Can any NC bros recommend stuff to do?
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2016/06/mexico-sexual-violence-routinely-used-as-torture-to-secure-confessions-from-women/
Bangiddy bang boom pheeeeewww BANGBANG BANG BOOM amirite?
Keep dick-slapping other countries forever with your world's reserve currency dear USA, we deserve it. God Bless.
>>61646862
My gf is studying in moscow right now and she said the entire city uses the trash can
>>61646903
no
>tan in the summer time
>pale in the winter
>never worry about sunburn
>never worry about Vitamin D deficiency
Explain to me again how Southern Europeans are not the master race.
>>61647213
Stop posting that ugly whore.
Thanks.
>>61647262
hairy butts
>>61647213
tits ass or stop posting.
>lol guise im totaly obsessed with this random girl that is attractive for some people, u mad yet??xdd
>>61647213
>and she said the entire city uses the trash can
Is this a metaphor for how she lets every guy in the city fuck her?
>>61647403
>attempting to make people mad
that's not what im trying to do though
>>61647213
how does your gf know what the entire city does in their bathroom?
i think you need to reconsider some things anonm8
>>61647548
all public buildings obviously
>>61646878
more like fedoral holiday
>>61645649
>SJW eating eachother alive at the gay pride parade
I'm loving every second of it. Hopefully the left collapses on itself due to infighting.
>>61647755
what could they possibly have to complain about in toronto
>>61647848
your mistake is in assuming they need a real reason to complain
what do people do all day
>>61647941
what do you do all day?
>>61647848
Why do they need a reason to complain?
>>61647941
debate getting out of bed
>tfw not american
>>61647755
>One of the demands that Pride Toronto agreed to was that there will not be any police floats at next year's parade.
>>61648158
You can become American
hi watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y
>>61647213
>My gf
here you go, lier. They use bins only in public toilets.
>>61648232
How?
>>61648271
Seen it
>>61647576
>all public buildings obviously
Public obviously, but we don't use it in our homes.
>>61648303
I don't know, I was five when I immigrated
>>61648271
>''i'm not cotroled by anybody''
Y'all suck. Why not discuss something interesting for a change instead of banally shitposting? Is it because you're dumb and gay?
got shampoo in my eyes
>>61648362
Because generals are made for shitposting
>university is filled to the brim with asian redditors
kill me
>>61648303
If you find steady work or come to school, you could probably apply for citizenship while that's going on. Otherwise, you'd have to marry an American.
Gonna get super drunk on fruity drinks tomorrow, lads
>>61648428
I don't think Iranians can do that
>>61648431
Gay
Be a good little submissive and get on your knees. Worship My cock and look up at Me.
just tucked the kid into bed. Now time to split a miller lite with mistress and rub our thighs together on the couch as we catch up on House of Cards
>>61648467
I guess it'd be tough anymore, but I know at least before a few years ago there have been Iranians immigrating
>>61648102
this is autism
>>61648558
>House of Cards
Turned to shit after season 2, haven't even bothered watching season 4
>>61648632
dropped it during season 2
was just memeing about an imaginary life not much more pathetic than my own reality
>>61648271
This would honestly be a lot more moving if it was any other candidate besides Trump. I don't disagree with a lot of his general stances on issues, but the dude is a meme right now. I hope he at least acts a bit more dignified and presidential during the general election.
anyone else struggling to stay awake
>>61648775
Wide awake boys.
>>61648775
I'm struggling to be left alone
>>61648775
I'm struggling to get a gf
>>61648839
>>61648863
>>61648900
all 3 of you are on my list now
>>61648775
Every day. Just wanna go to bed and never wake up desu.
Really love America desu
>>61648991
Same desu
>>61648923
Fite me irl cunt
Anyone learning/learned another language? Once I get the basics, would it be better to watch a movie spoken in that language with English subtitles at first or spoken in English with the language's subtitles?
>>61648991
I don't agree with your opinion but will defend to the death your right to express it
>tfw fapped twice today and thinking of going in for a third
>>61649014
>not speaking at least 3 languages
is that common in America?
>>61649014
Learning German(and failing)
I'd imagine that it would be better watching it in that language with English subtitles
>>61649055
People here can live their whole lives without speaking another language
>>61649055
that's common in all anglo countries
>>61649037
whoa whoa whoa
buddy
you need to list some names here
>>61649055
Extremely common
>>61648775
Opposite, I take concerta for my autism and it gives me insomnia as well as a feeling of deep emptiness
>>61649076
I thought people from the 1st world were educated.
>>61649068
That's what I was thinking, makes sense to help get used to the sound of the language, especially when spoken at speed.
Trying to pick up French myself.
>>61649131
do you consider the side effects worth the results?
>>61649085
https://twitter.com/damaid_911
Sorry if her twitter handle triggers you.
>>61649023
dont b sad
Can't tell if fireworks or gunshots now lads. It's gotten to that point of night
what is /cum/ listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zflDclWNiOg
>>61649153
No, just rich
>>61649228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRA7weVyLs
>>61649199
oh so she just does cosplay? no actual porn what?
>>61649014
continue consuming media in x language.
dye your thoughts in it..think in that language
>>61649228
that whole album is so fucking good
>>61649228
nothing
>>61649228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1AeU7Gn8gI
>>61649365
The actual porn is coming out in August. Look up "JUFD-620" in mid August, I'd say.
>>61649153
spoiled
people elsewhere who need to try harder are prob smarter bratushka
i miss weed
>>61649430
are you sure it's not out yet? I found a site with a download link
>>61649037
wow, what a fatty
>tfw studying 3 languages, but everyone speaks English anyway
>>61649574
That's premiumshit DDL tho. It officially gets released on August 1st
Torrents of it should start popping up around then.
>>61649621
ok i see. Thanks
>>61649561
I'm high right now, sucks for you
I've been researching conspiracies for the past several hours
just moved to cali, can anybody tell me what to say to get my mmj card? is it really as easy as just saying i have anxiety or do i have to actually try? theres a place i found that does it online, is it legit? its 50 bucks is that a good price?
>>61649037
I feel like a caveman when I see this kind of meat.
>>61649601
go live abroad - it's the best practice.
I love my new female coworker but she has a bf. How do I make her my gf?
>>61649928
Fuck her in front of her boyfriend to show dominance.
>>61649928
you don't. stop pining after her and get someone else. when/if she's single try.
>>61649928
get some sex panther cologne
>>61649928
Drench your arm pits in panther pheromones.
>>61649983
this. 60% of the time it works everytime.
>>61649928
threaten to tell the boss she's stealing from the company if she doesn't suck you off
>>61649928
wrestle a panther in front of her
>>61649983
>not venom
Can you imagine being an Irish dwarf?
starting to catch a buzz. if i stop now will i feel like shit? its too early to get fucked up.
>>61649972
unironically this
why do my balls sag so low?
>>61650154
do they wobble to and fro?
>>61650154
they're heavy with manliness. go fuck a fatty and punch someone, make sure you roar when you're done.
/cum/ is literally the only reason I visit 4chan anymore
>>61650226
same, this is the only board i go on and i spend most of my time here or in /brit/. been starting to head to reddit for legit conversation though its really hard to make a point on here.
>>61650226
Same..I just go straight for the /cum/ threads now, dont even post on /v/ or /tv/ anymore
>>61650226
I still browse kpop and overwatch threads besides cum
>>61650226
I visit 4chin for
/cum/
/trek/
/wt/
Will watching children's cartoons in the language I'm trying to learn help at all? I can pick up a few words here and there, but most of it is jibberish.
>>61650265
/v/ is god awful. i started on /b/ haven't really been in like 5 years i tried again recently and its so bad. i don't know if it was always like that and i was just young or if its genuinely got worse but god damn. its the same troll threads from back then. they do ylyl threads and its the same tired 7 year old bullshit i saw when i first went. people are still arguing about the newfag/oldfag bs too. if you've been on /b/ long enough to be an oldfag you need to end your life. did you know they have ids now? its like a forced trip for every thread. i
>>61650339
It depends on the level you're at, if you have a good understanding it's probably pointless but if you still have the vocabulary and grammatical knowledge of a child it'll probably help.
vapeman is literally the reason why I get up in the morning
>>61649972
>stop pining after her
not understanding what love means
>>61650475
>>61650406
janny hurry get them
>>61650483
i do. you don't. stop being 16.
>>61650514
what's it like being 17?
>>61650525
come on he says he loves this girl because he works with her, thats such bullshit. he's just horny. and he's a dick, he wants advice on how to make a woman cheat on her bf. he's the same type of guy that bitches about how unfaithful and slutty woman are because they won't suck his clearly superior peen
finding a job takes way too much effort
I need a gf, family
I feel so lonely ;/
>>61650226
Sometimes I'll glance through /k/, which is where I really started, but idk why something just keeps me glued to /int/ and /cum/ anymore. I don't even post terribly often, but it's still hard to pull myself away from it.
>>61650578
How much do you want to earn by month in a new job ?
>>61650578
b urself ^:)
Help me, /cum/
The Steam summer sale ends very soon (tomorrow actually but I won't have time tomorrow to do anything so if I want to buy anything I have to do it now), and there are several games on sale which I really want, but at the same time I'm VERY cheap and even spending $5 on a game makes me feel ill.
wat do? I'm so conflicted
>>61650578
what are you looking for?
>>61650629
why not just make a list of what you want and pirate them then
you know [illegal downloading]
>>61650668
pirating requires an annoying amount of effort
Also, while I'll NEVER support giving money to companies like EA or even to smaller companies who produce unimpressive games, pretty much the only games I ever buy are games which really are outstanding (I'm very picky), cheap and produced by smaller companies, so I do sorta feel bad about pirating (though I still understand why people would do it, and I don't blame them).
>>61650629
steal them. i have money to buy games and can't justify doing it to myself when they're free. i know its shitty but god damn its so easy.
>>61650740
it requires no effort what so ever.
Is this what we've become?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85y-N5GJa9g
this is the most racist thing I've ever seen
https://youtu.be/rXlWqIQ7Yus?&t=731
>>61650791
>it requires no effort what so ever.
it requires more clicks and more time than if I were to buy it on Steam
as far as I'm concerned, that's too much effort invested
>>61650811
I don't know what's going on or what they're saying, so I can't offer an opinion.
The most racist thing I've seen is a video of a black guy getting burned to death by a group of white people who accused him of a crime. Also, any videos of police violence at old civil rights rallies.
>>61650815
it doesn't. one click on the torrent site and one click in your client.
>>61650815
what kind of answer did you expect when you asked your original question? If you're unwilling to spend ~$5 or pirate a game, then just do something else
I ended up getting DS3 on this sale and am currently enjoying it quite a bit
>>61650904
you have to unzip it, and then install it afterwards
>>61650815
>it requires more clicks and more time than if I were to buy it on Steam
Like what an extra 30 seconds and few click.
>>61650226
What else is there on the itnernet besides 4chan?
>>61651054
porn
>mom wants to move to new mexico now
ahhhhh
>>61645767
Who /ck/ here? I'm gonna try the thing where you dip your burger patties in icewater (or maybe iced whiskey) to keep them moist on the grill. Cheddar cheese is the binding solution (no egg yolk) and I'll top it with thick-cut bacon. My friend's marinating some beef cuts for shishkebabs and we bought some sarsaparilla to flush it down.
>>61651091
Oh god.
cucks
>>61651191
Sounds delicious! I'll have double.
>>61651091
don't you have to be 18 to post here?
>all these mexicans in my neighborhood blasting off their illegal fireworks on the white man's holiday
they have to go back
tfw cool neighbors that set up their own fireworks show so you don't have to do shit
>>61651191
>have 10 year old canadian cheddar, 2lbs of lean ground beef, a packet of maple leaf bacon and a full tank of propane on hand
gib more instructions
>>61651343
I honestly feel bad for you. Young rich whites have figured it out with places like Williamsburg and Portland, old whites live in suburbs. You're a poorfag cursed to live with the newscum.
Which one is better, Texas or Tennessee?
>>61651388
What's even worse is I'm in chicago. I'm just here until I finish school and then will promptly be getting the fuck out once I'm getting the dosh.
>>61651415
I'd say Texas. Austin is bretty cool place.
>>61651415
fuck off monkey
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>61651473
Rude.
>>61651471
It must be very hot, isn't it?
>>61651415
I like Tennessee's better personally, but both are p good compared to lots of other states
don't take any nonsense i write seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLNC1fZD8Ww
>>61651491
Yeah, it's hot as balls down there.
Lots of qt's though, and Austin reminds me of Portland.
>>61651571
what do you think of vapeman
>>61651571
Did you get to use your benis for its intended purpose?
>>61651534
>>61651561
Ah, I see. Thank you anons. You guys prefer living in huge cities or comfy towns?
What did /cum/ make for dinner tonight? I cooked some coq au vin for some friends
>>61651579
Last time I was here janny went mad with power because of vapeman
>>61651463
The loop in daytime is bretty nice and white also, reminded me of Manhattan below central park
>>61651593
I did, with two woman from Utah. I embarrassed myself the last few nights though.
>>61651594
I prefer comfy towns close to metropolitan areas.
Like having the best of both worlds desu.
>>61651415
Tennessee is leagues above Texas in the beauty department.
>>61651415
Texas has so many Latinos it might as well be renamed to Tejas
>>61651631
Ayy! Nice!
Did you get drunk and do the chicken dance?
>>61651594
I like visiting huge cities and living in comfy towns or small cities.
I could never spend more than a few days in a place like Philly or NYC
>>61651600
I had an NY strip steak and rice :)
>>61651600
Value menu at Wendy's
>>61651683
I tipped a woman I thought was working there and she smashed a drink on the back of my head. Her dress looked like the staff uniform and I was drunk. Honest mistake but she got kicked out.
>>61651700
Haha I'm not the only one, thank god. Really I've just been putting off getting stuff and deciding what I want to cook for this week.
>Last time I was here janny went mad with power because of vapeman
Going to the US tomorrow to celebrate the 4th with some relatives that live there.
What are you guys doin?
>>61651771
staying in the US and celebrating the 4th with some relatives
and you?
>>61651771
Hanging out in a timmies parking lot and shitpositng of course
>>61651600
Nice, man.
I had some chicken meatballs from Walmart and yellow rice with kidney beans. Chocolate chip & walnut cookies for desert.
>>61651726
I'm just too lazy to cook this weekend. And for five dollars you can get a lot food.
>>61651303
No problem guy, I'm serving them up with baked potato wedges coated in olive oil and cajun seasoning. We'll have some rocket lettuce for the herbivores.
>>61651357
The first think you do is throw out your propane grill and buy charcoal. You want 20%-25% fat in your ground beef if you can pay your local butcher a visit. Some people put tabasco or egg in their ground meat; there's no point in that shit if you have quality beef. Mix the ground meat with salt, pepper and grated cheese. (The cheese also adds some fat content to lean grounds.) Form nice and thick 1/4 to 1/2 lb patties. Get a bowl of icewater and give them a quick dip before throwing them on the grill. Cook about 4 minutes on each side and use a thermometer to check that it's cooked to 145 F for medium or 155 F for medium-well.
>>61651771
The city is putting on a lot of stuff (pancake breakfast, parade, concert by the river, then fireworks) and since I have no friends here I'll probably just go to these places and look awkward and pathetic all by myself.
Unrelated question that just occurred to me: Does Trudeau travel with heavy security like our presidents do? I see so many pictures of him in crowds but not any highly visible security
>>61651579
forced meme
>>61651832
That question is open to anyone, not specifically just who I quoted
>>61651832
I don't really know, to be honest. I've never seen Weedman in real life.
>>61651831
And that's about it, pretty simple. Light up some fireworks while they're cooking.
>>61651600
2 for 3 checkers
seriously need to stop eating fast food
fall>>winter=summer>>>>>>spring
>>61651913
This solely because of allergies.
>>61651913
Nigga please.
Winter>fall>spring>summer
>>61651913
winter is only good when it snows.
having a cold winter with no snow is doodoocaca tier
>>61651938
This nigga is correct.
>>61645767
>>61646234
piss off normies
>>61651973
You have to go back
Hey my lovers
>get off work
>all the liquor stores are closed
>only have 6 beers
fuark lads
>>61652060
Mornin bae <3
>>61651952
No, snow is only enjoyable when you're a kid. When you're an adult and you have to drive to work, snow is not fun.
>>61652082
This.
It's also still nice to look at snowy landscapes.
>>61652082
t. lives in city and uses public transportation
is terraria any good?
>>61652143
s'alright
what are trade schools ?
>>61652267
Schools that teach trades, like plumbing, auto repair, construction, welding, etc. Blue collar labor jobs.
>>61652267
A vocational school, sometimes called a trade school or vocational college, is a post-secondary educational institution designed to provide vocational education, or technical skills required to perform the tasks of a particular job.
Copypasta from wikipedia. How hard was that.
>>61652070
>drinking alcohol
>Not coca cola
Moving my head and saying no
>>61650800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
>>61652267
Like the 2 anons said.
And normally this sort of education is short compared to uni degrees
Like 1 year or 2
>>61652304
Why is Mexican Coke so good.
>>61652326
real sugar instead of hfcs
>>61652324
this it also includes an apprenticeship sometimes.
sometimes i intentionally do a sub par job wiping my ass because i enjoy the itchy feeling
>>61651091
your mom sounds like she needs a reality check or something, why are her plans so erratic
>>61652304
Mexican coca cola is way better than our coca cola though
i'm 5'11 and skinny
>>61652379
I fucking HATE that itchy feeling yet I wipe my ass so clean every time and I still get it a lot. Fuck you.
I really don't like drinking desu but I have to finish 12 more tall boys this week
>>61652379
Dude, what the fuck?
It's really fucking annoying and disgusting
>>61652425
>but I have to finish 12 more tall boys this week
why?
my head circumference is 22
>>61652411
>>61652458
I'm taking notes eh
Mexican coca cola invading Canada and US when?
>>61652415
>>61652426
it's a funny kind of tickle, how could you not enjoy it
>>61652454
cause I bought a 24 pack when I really wanted a 12 pack because I wanted to raise my alcohol tolerance and my parents will be visiting next week and I don';t want them thinking im an alcoholic
>>61652479
They already sell it here.
my dick is 4 inches
>>61652479
We already get it, at least at certain places. Where I went to college, the supermarket had a little international session and I'd always get Mexican Cokes from there. Actually the grocery store back home had them too.
34cc
>>61652499
that's quite the catch 22 you have there
>haven't gotten a single game so far for the steam sale
>just gave into an impulse to get the Life is Strange pass
what have you guys gotten so far?
>>61652415
I think I wipe my ass so often out of paranoia that its gonna get itchy that it just becomes itchy anyway due to the friction burns from wiping my ass so often
I do it compulsively almost every time I piss, be it at home, work, or just out and about shopping or the like.
I came in a girl's mouth and she spit on my chest. What a weekend.
>>61652613
Nothing desu, anything that looked interesting I'd already bought
i have feminine hands
>>61652326
drinking chilled malta goya, lads
>>61652479
GIB
>>61652613
gmod, witcher 2 and civ5 with all the dlc
>>61652647
How is it?
>>61652613
Bought a bunch of games but so far the only one i've really played is Elder Scrolls Online
It's not even that good of a game but it's kinda addicting, hate to say it.
Getting to see the rest of Tamriel is pretty neato too, planning on making a new character soon so I can explore Hammerfell because I love desert atmospheres in vidya.
Mango is so good
>>61652780
Mangos are shit
i'm physically weak and i'm a terrible marksman
>>61652708
It's fucking great, tbqhwy fampai
If you've never had a malt beverage before, it doesn't taste like any carbonated drink. Malta Goya is like Kvas but 9x sweeter.
>>61652479
its everywhere. near the border they call it mexican coke everywhere else its just coke with sugar.
i'f you're reading this on the archive you're a creep
*reads the archive*
Hmm ahh okay so that's how it is
*nods*
>>61652886
*tells you to be quiet*
>>61652820
I may have to try it now.
Always enjoy trying new and different beers.
>>61652909
*drinks your coke*
>>61652591
if by catch 22 you mean stupid and avoidable, then yeah
>>61652929
*kindly ask you to stop because it's mine*
>>61652956
*throws you the empty bottle*
>>61652939
>don't like drinking
>if you don't drink you'll be thought of as an alcoholic
meant it that way, friendo
If there's no real sugar in your coke, America, what's in your Coke Zero? do you even have Coke Zero?
missed peeing into the toilet and pissed on my leg again
>>61652980
*freezes bottle in mid air with mind control*
*sends it flying back at your head*
nothing personal
>>61652980
*grabs bottle and puts it in the trash*
*ignores you and walk away*
i'm 6 ft with shoes
Ouch
>>61653014
Artificial zero calorie sweetener.
Really want too try this Mexican coca cola I'm hearing so much about
anyone watch that show Bloodline?
every character is just sipping hard liquor all day every day in every scene
my kind of fiction desu
