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Almost the 4th edition
me
>>61653198
>(You)
LEAF CANADA ALONE
hi guys is it ameri-chans bday yet
>some girl from highschool recently added me on facebook
>randomly posts that she has an ex sometimes
is it a sign or is she just crazy as shit
How do I forget her lads.
It's late, I'm probably gonna go to bed soon, but I still want a beer/drink. Should I?
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>>61653178
States report in: Virginia here. Drinking beer and watching anime.
>>61653213
Second cutest Sunshine.
>>61653261
be like "yea being single sucks"
guys
when it turns 12:00
we all go raid >>>/int/brit and post INDEPENDENCE
>>61653261
Probably worth trying at the very least. go for it anon
>>61653267
keep busy, meet new girls, make sure that you don't talk to her anymore and try not to see her as much as possible.
>>61653269
>City slut
shit taste t b h
>>61653267
Vente a mi depa y de aca nos vamos de putas
>>61653267
replace her
>>61653283
today or tomorrow you weenie
>>61653273
Even Eila looks concerned, and she's a huge bitch. I wonder how well she represents Finland.
the other day my friend told me he was making fajitas, then mentioned putting tzatsiki on that, i told him that was fucked up and he went onto say that everyone does that, and that the container of tzatsiki even had a picture of a fajita on it
i got him to take a picture of the container and it had a pita on it
it turns out he's just making a pita and putting it on a tortilla, he isn't using any mexican spices or flavors at all
>>61653298
in 7 minutes
>>61653267
give her alimony
>>61653283
YES!
Eastern time I presume?
>>61653287
Fight me faggot.
>>61653287
C D M X
>>61653286
>>61653295
Thanks lads. Simple advice, better advice.
>>61653311
EL JUSTO XD
>>61653305
but that would be 9pm, not 12 you silly willy
>>61653314
yes, EST
well actually, when you put it that way, we could do it a grand total of 4 times
>>61653283
alright
>>61653283
Its 5 minutes to midnight here on the East Coast.
>>61653317
Wherever whenever fag
>>61653322
M T Y
>>61653356
I bet your a Nicofag
>>61653344
3 minutes everyone get ready
>>61653359
Except you're wrong faggot.
Nico is literally shit.
>>61653322
Hope it gets better for you
>>61653368
Standing at the ready captain
>>61653269
NJ. Eating gummy bears, listening to jazz fusion, and mulling over life choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knT9WLrTqZw
>>61653377
Bird is barely decent.
>not Maki
>not Nozomi
>not Eli
>not Honk
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
>>61653337
For the next four hours
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>>61651304
SHOW /BRIT/ WE MEAN BUSINESS
>12:00
happy birthday to me
>>61653269
Maine, putting off going to sleep and watching netflix, probably gonna pop a Sierra Nevada here.
>tfw just drank a steel reserve after a few drinks at the bar down the street
Man those things are pretty potent
Also, I got fucking warned for copying a vapeman post with a scaled up image and switched up words. Why is the mod on /int/ so anal?
who /ELITE/ here?
LET FREEDOM RING
DING DING DING
WHHHOOOOOOOOP
WHOOOOOOOOOOP
WHOOOOOOOOOOP
AMERICA ALERT AMERICA ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z5cS6q7s5w
I don't knowwhat this is
Gonna go to a restaurant with some friends tomorrow. One of them is a total qt, how do I let her know I'm interested?
I know a little bit of the language she's learning, maybe I'll tell her she's cute or something.
>>61653503
Showed that fucking Canadian
>>61653537
What do you guys do for your independence day? Anything special?
i don't care about the united states
https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M
>>61653568
Bro ur just mad i live in a house and u live in a stupid igloo
>>61653576
a shitload of fireworks and people scream at 12 at night
>>61653576
>>61653609
kinda hard to be patriotic in this country though
>>61653566
Go with the group flow. Tell some jokes but not to her, everybody. Girls love a confident guy that can make laugh a lot of people.
Laugh at others jokes and smile to her from time to time. Make eye contact. You'll find your chance to chat a bit. Be joyful and honest. Ask for her number at the end or tell her you should meet some other time, but do it informally.
>>61653576
Ring a bell at midnight, get drunk sometimes, yell "Viva Mexico, Viva tu puta madre,etc..." and fireworks
if you're not USA
then U R GAY
>i will never do cute things with a cute canadian
How do you americans deal with this feel?
>tfw i live in castlevania
>>61653636
I already have her number. I own a bunch of DVDs in the language she's learning, should I ask her if she'd like to hang out and watch them sometime?
That still doesn't directly tell her I think she's cute, though.
>>61653249
what did you get me??
OH SAY CAN YOU
>>61653673
I don't
>>61653698
I don't think the DVDs is a good idea, but if you consider you are confident enough with her already, go ahead. I would ask her out for the typical movie theater date, walking, going to a fair, etc.
Don't tell her she's cute on a group hang out, it would be impersonal. Tell her when there's only the both of you. That makes it personal and warm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCn0_UxwDw
........It's called pop
*Drops mic*
*Crowd goes apeshit*
>>61653178
It's the fourth where i am
>>61653805
REEEE
>>61653805
this is my ex girls nummbah
>>61653709
i got u a burger
>>61653805
delet pls
>niggers next door are blasting fire crackers at 12 AM
whats your favorite flavor of coke?
pic related
>>61653788
I never thought I'd be taking advice from a Mexican.
>>61653673
but u have me !~
>>61653805
ill give you 30 seconds to delete this post before i tell janny
>>61653839
you know just what i want
Unironically drinking PBR
>>61653863
hehe ur right !!!
I NEED (YOU)s TO SURVIVE
>>61653883
I won't judge, You don't get drunk by not drinking
>61653917
I'm jacked back in. What's the word on the street?
>>61653883
How are you enjoying the local feminist club?
kill beaners
>>61653946
Marsha's new boyfriend is a total square.
>>61653946
cana-chan is out of control.
Janny special forces are roaming the streets
Be careful
>>61653917
ill save u
What should I have for dinner?
>>61653686
>virginia san
oh I love it
ah today's choice is beaners. Hmm.
>>61653986
Hot dogs
>>61653964
Ahmed calm down,just because we dont accept the most religions that dont believe in Jesus isnt a reason to kill us
>>61653986
have mexican
>>61653986
pasta with creamy tomato sauce
what should I play? grief in gmod or wreck noobs in Dota
>>61653999
>>61654002
But Chipotle is closed now
>>61654000
Es el haitiANO. Ignoralo y reportalo a la verga.
>>61653986
freedom
>>61654000
are you new here?
>>61653952
plad
>>61653986
semen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11dXaBSL3Wj
>>61653984
>>61653952
Thanks
>>61654025
I just wanted some (You)s
>>61654014
What's a Chiptole?
>>61654068
chipotle these nuts
>he reports my posts
>>61654068
https://www.chipotle.com/
is it true that we can't say "all me btw" anymore
>>61653503
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>>61654090
(You) PARTY!!! EVERYONE GETS A (You)!!!
@61654101
except you
>>61654104
yay
>>61654087
Looks good eh
cutie on tinder wants me to come over to her cousins house where shes house sitting and hang out
will i get murdered?
what do lads
>>61654104
This is a really, really, REALLY good post
>>61654104
hey thanks
>>61654104
Hey can I get a (you)
>>61654136
go, sounds like fucking, if you die then oh well
@61654152
no fuck you
>>61654152
Here senpai
>>61654136
Go for it, if they try to rob you or stab you threaten too strip naked and shit on the floor. They will change their minds because nobody wants too deal with that and they can't brag about it being hardcore.
>>61654136
go there sex and murder her before she murders you
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>>61654173
JUST HANDING OUT (You)s!!! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!
I've recorded my (You) count since January.
9 234
>>61654204
Do you have proof?
>>61654204
9235 now
>>61654233
you're wrong
:^)
http://wncn.com/2016/07/02/ga-mom-sentenced-after-teen-naked-twister-party-with-sex-and-drugs/
>>61654225
Just have it written in my memos. I just wait till the threads I'm engaged in 404 then add up the (You)s then add them too my tally.
>>61654225
faggot you ruined my post
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2o_MFJSRHk
>>61654204
*steals all the (You)s*
don't go to see that new Purge movie. it sucks ass and is full of dumb cliches.
>>61654282
I like the term "sucking ass" because sucking ass is probably a horrible experience haha
>>61654253
You are welcome.
>>61654249
thats hot
>>61654278
steals ur dubs
>>61654174
EY CUNT I TOLD YOU TO 1V1 ME
>>61654282
Could not be as bad as the one it succeeded?
>>61654315
Get your ass to the border
if you switch to the tomorrow theme then you don't see (you)s anymore
>>61654313
u mean these
>>61654348
photon is the best
(You) cant have these
>>61654378
photon masterrace
>>61654391
>>61654378
just vomited in my mouf tbqh
>>61654368
he probably meant these
i want dubs 2
>>61654409
>>61654368
wow stop it please
Here have them
hey happy 4th of july and all that shit
I'm only here cause I've heard you are handing out free (You)s
>>61654435
>>61654431
>>61654409
>>61654368
ha ha I've had them all along!
Have a nice day my amerifat friends
>>61654438
heres ur complimentary You
not a single fucking dub?
you guys tried
>>61654466
cheq'd
>>61654466
wew
Do you guys think Hiroshima will put up any music to celebrate?
>>61654457
thanks
it's also my father's birthday today, no lie
could you give him a (You)?
>>61654453
hehe, I'm gonna have a NICE day if you catch my drift
>>61654466
Wew Lad
>>61654438
Have your free (You)
>>61654493
hmm i think i have a single You to spare
>>61654552
cool I'll give it to him
I'm going to bed now, good night /cum/
don't take the nonsense i post seriously
>>61654552
in this economy??
>>61654614
we love u sweden
Happy 4th of July, America.
is it safe to have kids in your 40s?
>>61654668
significantly higher autism risk
>>61654668
Not for women, old guy spunk is the same only less potent
>>61654650
Miaumiau:3
Alberta should be nuked.
Wooo. Happy America day. I don't care
>>61654780
chicano
>>61654779
t. Jorge mc can't get a job in fort mac
>>61654805
I'm white.
Implying this is even still a country
I guess it's officially 4th of July, for some of you at least. God bless and I hope you have a nice day :3
i put foot powder on my testicles
Tfw when no QT /cum/ knight in shining armor to rescue me from the dragon
>>61654879
Did you put testicle powder on your feet as well?
post music you fucking dumb cunts, especially Mexico. Earn your keep
>>61654668
Statistically, the older a woman has a child once she's in her 30s and above, the higher risk and chance of the child having some sort of mental disability or impairment.
happy birthday america...
>>61654879
Baby powder my balls on a hot day.
Feel fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8I3CN11qhA
merrica :3
>>61654992
Feels good all the time really.
>>61654905
wish i was dragon my wiener across your buttcrack desu
>>61655003
Would fuck, but prefer girls with bigger boobs than her, 2bh
poo
Why are Brits so butthurt?
>>61654926
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUKKIN DO
but ok...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVquD4l4z6I
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>>61654909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fe4GlbyN6U
>>61655021
Her breast size is perfect desu
Love girls that remind me of lolis
goodnight to the best neighbour a country could have
>>61655072
>>61655072
my ideal girl, 2bh
USA USA
what does irn bru taste like?
>>61655078
ily so much cannacuckda
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N85YNZVVgZc
how we can fix Mexico?
>>61655078
Thats sweet
https://youtu.be/mbpCxPE_dOY
What a time to be alive
Born just in time to watch leftist shits eat eachother alive
>that anon you called a faggot yesterday could very well be dead right now
>>61655123
>there are anons who posted in /cum/ that are now passed away and we'll never hear from them again...
i'll remember you
>>61655078
sleep tite canucker
fucking LOL
http://javfor.me/63050.html#
>>61654650
guau!
>>61655086
im a fan of titties too.
>>61655003
>tfw no fit gf
>>61655039
>Okanagan Valley
I live there!
Just for (You)
>>61655003
I like small breasts but that's too flat for me.
People born in 1998 are 18 now
I had a few drinks in your name neighbour
Also smoked a bunch too lmao
>>61655
give it back to España.
I want to lick and suck and fuck blonde american butts.
>>61654926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbxbMUZUsE
>tfw barbecued some tbone steaks in preparation for the 4th
>tfw gonna make some burgers tomorrow
What are you doing for freedom day /cum/?
>>61655201
>>61655117
btw, i no longer consider Commieforniastan as part of our country.
i've fucking had it with this fucking state
>>61655239
bangbros.com
>>61655239
I bought a huge pack of bacon
Gonna have bacon with every meal
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
>>61655092
tastes like girders
idk man it's hard to explain, kind of like bubblegum and other stuff
you should really just get some, it's great
gib me liburty or gib me death :D
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>61654926
Happy Treason Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>61654926
What kind senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCZmd_qeb1I
>>61655207
How do you suck a butt?
>>61655155
Is it nice?
>>61655121
I can't wait until this BLM shit is over.
>our flag was still there
Anyone ITT need a kiss on the lips??
>>61655251
Come to the best coast, friend.
You can still retake your freedoms
>>61655337
canada does
He may resist but still do it
>>61655337
depends
are you cute enough for kisses?
>why yes i do voluntarily share a general with spics
why?
>>61655078
Based af
>>61655310
I like it. Warmest climate in Canada, not a lot of rain, nice camping, great lakes and excellent powder skiing.
>>61655121
>let's just catastrophize everything and turn any sort of attempt at mutual understanding and unity into a fucking farcical spectacle
these people literally live off of pointless confrontation
>>61655359
Because they're nice people and I enjoy their company.
>See old buddy at the bar with a girl that I've known forever
>He calls me over and we're having drinks and talking
>Girl goes on a rant about "frat boys" being douche bags
She barely graduated highschool, why do hipster women hate these frat boys and why is that a thing now? Aren't frats just like a club house in college that drink? I don't get it.
>>61655359
we don't even post that much tbqh
>>61655359
Enjoy getting ABOed son?
>>61655359
You voluntarily share a country with Abbos, how is that better?
>>61655330
I swear to Jesus himself, /int/ has the worst fucking memes I have ever seen, and the worst Canadians I have seen as well. This post alone shows what is wrong with 4chan Canadians. Go fuck yourself, leaf.
TL;DR for the illiterate Canadians; this post is pure garbage.
>>61655406
yeah sure hurts at < 2%
enjoying being less than 50% white?
http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php
>>61655359
This general literally changed my entire opinion of Mexico for the better
ay just held my breath for a straight minute
>>61655309
>get your face up in that butt
>*slurp* *suck*
>????
don't tell you me think ass eating begins and ends at cautiously licking it from a mile away like an ice cream cone.
You gotta get in there and taste that butthole m8.
>>61655421
<2%
>>61655419
Hello, janny!
>>61655391
for real, in my cunt literally every negative stereotype about frat boys is 100% true.
>>61655369
Looks extremely comfy. I'm wanting more and more to do a big Canada tour/road trip
>>61655391
Most frat boys are tools and douchebags, so there's that stigma at least
>>61655419
Hello hotpocket man, what's wrong with little old Canadians?
>>61655434
I used to be able to for 2 minutes. Not any more I'm sure.
>>61655429
I've only personally met a couple and they seemed like decent, hardworking people.
>>61655391
>why do hipster women hate these frat boys and why is that a thing now?
It's always been a thing.
>>61655444
YOU
FUCK YOU TOO
YOUR DIGITS MEAN NOTHING
>>61655455
>>61655457
Yeah but like what are they? Just guys that drink in a club? That's it? It's popular too hate them here among hippy stoner douche bags but I've never even met one. I like them though because hipster faggots hate them.
Americans LITERALLY use microwaves to boil water instead of kettles.
>>61655348
yes, but you be the judge
>>61655489
Not true, I use a kettle, you fucking snownigger
>>61655457
I'd highly recommend southern BC. And the Alberta mountains of course.
>Footy team
>NFL team
>NBA teams
Tiburones
Broncos
Heat
Is there a word for when you want to convince someone that what they did was wrong?
>>61655489
Don't know about other fellow Freedomese, but I always boil water in a pot and never a microwave.
>>61655489
i thought everyone used their oven?
>>61655489
What's wrong with using a microwave?
>>61655435
I always stick my tongue inside the hole when I'm eating ass. Sometimes I swirl it around in there.
>>61655489
i'm really afraid of the stove
tbqh
>>61655521
what does ass taste like?
>>61655528
y tho?
>>61655536
feces
>>61655489
I do it a sometimes when I want to make some quick t*a :^) but I usually use a kettle.
Can't speak for everyone else though.
>>61655536
Salty skin
I like a black woman at work because she scares me
ebin get
USA
>>61655536
Depends on the girl. Most of them probably just keep their asshole clean if their into salad tossing or ass rimming.
>>61655541
>>61655541
well, it can be very dangerous with the gas and all!
>>61655555
good post
>>61655536
like ass hehe
>>61655555
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61655555
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY REEEEEEEEE
>>61655577
>>61655568
>>61655555
reported
>>61655555
>>61655556
Romania stole out birthday get, nuke them now
>>61655556
EVERYONE!
LAUGH AT HIM
HAHAHAHA
>>61655489
I've never actually gotten water to boil in a microwave honestly
>>61655563
Eat less beans
>>61655555
FOKKIN GYPSIE USING BLACK MEMEU MAGIC
>>61655521
good boy
>>61655560
do you agree with >>61655550 ?
>>61655556
*laughs at you*
>>61655485
Hating frat boys has never been a hipster thing. Frat boys are literally artificial people. Friends and girls are not hard to come by in college, even if you actually have a mental disorder, and there is literally no reason to be in a frat unless you are a closet fag, a sociopath who just wants to abuse people, or broken in some other really serious way.
Frat guys are one of those odd groups of people who engage in behavior that is asocial and almost universally reviled and yet somehow still manage to stick around.
>>61655555
delet this right now
>>61655635
It tastes the same way a girl's pussy tasted to me.
>>61655239
Gonna go eat steak and potato salad at my grandmas, then blow shit up at my friend's house. I'm also thinking of buying a big ass American flag to hang up in my room
>took a tab of acid
>all i want to do is fap and shitpost on /int/ of its glory days
>>61657897
Next time try sulfuric acid you degenerate hippie.
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