Time for a karen thread boys editon
someone make a non nonce thread
kill yourself anime watching cunt
Karen on the first page!
good edition, too early tho.
anyways.
a girl who is super cute remembered my name, is this good?
>>61651304
How is your life going on after Brexit, lads?
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
>>61651337
well there's a weeb making /brit/ threads so it's pretty fucking terrible
>>61651324
>>61651328
My thread's not off to a good start I see
>>61651375
delete thread or i'll kill you
>>61651333
stop posting this you cuck
>he walks like a virgin
>>61651389
happily die for karen desu
lads at some party a girl remembered my name, surname and everything. does this mean she wants to fuck me :DDDDDDD I'm still a virgin so I don't know
>>61651389
Are you a koreaboo from New Malden?
![29iIcd0C[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g3oZBqn.jpg "29iIcd0C[2].jpg")
>happily die for karen desu
>>61651393
Hey, welcome. Filter it.
honestly tho
lets talk /box/
kovalev vs ward is a super fight.
the best fight since Calzaghe vs Kessler imho if it happens.
I honestly don't know who'll win between ward and kovalev tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urv_AfK17gg
Goodbye Scotland. I love you.
-England
>>61651470
not gonna happen lol
>>61651489
It's over lads. They want to leave and it would be wrong of us to not let them, as much as it saddens me.
>>61651438
Why are there so many fucken' Yanks in this shit bread?????????
:(
I wanted to be English... I want a qt English lass with a tow-coloured fringe and pink coloured cheeks...
pic related :(((((((((
going to bed
bye
>>61651512
not gonna happen lol
>>61651520
I want to live in London!!!!! And I want to walk by the Thames!!!!! I want to be free!
>>61651536
die in ur sleep
>>61651536
no one freaking cares okay?!?!??!
is it safe?
yanks saying 'mate' and 'cunt' and 'loo' make me sick
better go to bed wagecucks, don't want to be late for work tomorrow :^)
Just woke up ahah
>>61651671
Can I say it though????????????????????
>>61651745
welcome to waking life
I miss Sallad the swede and his pasta about korean women
>>61651671
kinda cringe hearing a yank say mate. you hear tourists do it, they think they need to say it to fit in and you just cringe
Job centre at 9 tomorrow HAHAHAHAJ
Happy Fourth of July, Britain!
>>61651671
>english people saying "mother fucker"
Why the fuck do we give so much in foreign aid lads? The Tories made it sound like the 0.7% GDP being spent on it was a level required by the UN but it's actually just an aspiration and we're one of only 6 countries that actually does it haha
>Did you know the United Kingdom is one of the most generous countries in the world when it comes to aid for global health and development?
>The amount given in 2015 was the equivalent of $18.7 billion in U.S. dollars. That's second only to the $31.08 billion from the United States. It's an impressive total given the comparative size of the two countries and their economies.
>>61651856
How the fuck do you stay on the dole without having to do those retarded courses?
The courses aren't ever worth the fucking 110 every 2 weeks so I doubt anyone actually goes to them
I can't handle the /sp/ banter lads
We're getting destroyed
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659113
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659113
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659113
>>61651982
iceland
>>61651945
To buy influence amongst third world dictators so they sell use resources for below market price
>>61651671
english people are who call amerifats yanks
>>61651982
I don't watch sports but why are we so shit at it?
>>61651982
Netherlands is the worst because they didn't qualify and lost to Iceland TWICE in qualifiers
>>61651959
please explain
>>61652044
please explain
>>61652022
Fragmented nation, lack of cohesive identity, English sporting culture of choking, pressure because of Premier League being the biggest football league in the world, overpaid players, terrible management.
>>61652022
We're shit on purpose for a laugh (we aren't)
>>61652115
please
Alri
got cucked in the toilets at greggs
doing a cry
>>61652223
just get a fucking job
after the grim interview and 1 week on the job the social anxiety goes away enough to make it bearable
>>61652269
i'm a huge sperg though and most jobs seem to gravitate around social interaction
>>61652257
>tfw you go for a shit in the KFC toilets and find your mum getting BLACKED
not again!
I'm going to use my Hilary Clinton special contacts to make the next person who is mean to Karen disappear forever.
>>61652282
i do warehousing part time and there are a bunch of spergs in there who literally don't say a word (i don't even think they speak english)
during my break i sit in my car.
the self-esteem boost is incredible.
have some codeine for the first few weeks, or diazepam, to get you through the grim early days. it gets almost comfortable after a month.
>>61651982
Also no cups for like 50 years.
gonna chance an oul wank to the nudey channels lads
is thailad about?
can anyone make sense of this?
"Where you will take me go when I back ? Lol"
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nc5OMdM.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>61652341
no idea where i'd get my hands on codeine though, diazepam's hard enough.
>>61652447
a bit of context would help but could mean:
where will you take me?
where will we go?
etc.
got to work tomorrow
>>61652481
I asked "when do you go back?" and '''she''' replied "august" and I said "when did you first come?" and '''she''' said "May 13. Where you will take me go when i back ? Lol"
>>61652474
http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/care-codeine-linctus-bp/prd-1nrn
godspeed m8
only take it when you need it
>>61652506
>talking to girls who can't even speak english
ahh yes
>>61652520
thanks m8, why the fuck can you buy this online but can't buy more than 8mg/500 paracetamol in the pharmacist though? thats stupid
>>61652557
it's not even a girl. it's a man with long hair and makeup
>>61652506
Ugh, at this point I'd just tell them to type in Thai.
Just ask "what do you mean?, Are you visiting Thailand?"
Could mean she's going back and wants to know how you plan to date her upon her return or something, but your guess is as good as mine.
>>61652588
cont.
>>61652589
alright then, thanks
>>61652588
why are you talking to them
>>61652628
want to fuck a ladyboy Tbh
wish i never smoked that joint or took that LSD or took that 5-meo-dalt, or took that AMT or that flubromazolam, clonazolam, pyrazolam, flubromazepam or that diclazepam
>>61652562
dont mix it with the diazepam
>>61652626
>pekka joo
>>61652681
you okay lad
>>61652689
he'd be fine unless he absolutely caned the codeine
>>61652662
nonce
>a queen ant can live for up to 30 years
really makes you think
>>61652720
idk she was trying to type pikachu but ended up calling me a finnish name
>>61652721
or unless he has african heritage
>>61652724
Fuckin animal should get lynched desu
>>61652745
I probably killed one the other day, I was doing some gardening and I dug up an ants nest, put as much of the nest as I could into a big gardening tub and then threw it on the side of the road rofl
The queen is a dyke
>>61652724
fuck, you can hear his skull cracking as he gets hit with the hammer
>>61652745
>live 30 years and spawn countless drones
Average life of a shitskin woman desu
>>61652784
hahaha a royal coup!!
hope the kids are well
all the best,
gerard and kim xx
>>61652736
that's enough, let's have a wrestle then. come on, come at me spacker
>>61652724
Why are humans such vicious dumb cunts?
particularly negroid-humanoids?
feeeling light headed because i haven't had any food since dinner last night lads hahahaha
>>61652877
you'd go straight for my dick you bender, I know your tricks
>>61652895
neither hahaha starting to get a bit of a headache from it desu
>>61652920
yee lad but thankfully got some lunch cooking, small pizzas with basil, sundried tomato and mozzarella cheese
feel free to come over and have some x
where's a good place to take a ladyboy on a date
asking for a friend
>>61652953
IHOP or nandos
>>61652934
>britain
>a nigger
canada has more niggers than us m8
>>61652934
be over soon haha, shall I bring monique and her son?
>>61652953
Are you certain at this point she's not just a hooker?
>>61652975
bit racist lad, i have informed scotland yard
>>61652993
>she
>>61652993
I met her on tinder 5 days ago and we've been talking everyday since. I don't think a hooker would be that invested. also checked backpage/craigslist to make sure
>>61653038
>her
>>61653038
alri sound.. ask her to take you to a Thai restaurant to teach you about Thai food.
Thai's are very passionate about their food.
>>61653034
this shit is why i never leave the house desu
>>61653038
picture related. I WILL feed this specimen my cock
>>61653088
All the foundation, filters and glamour angles in the world cant salvage that
>>61653088
grim
>>61653106
>>61653121
racist
THAILAAAAAAAAAD
>>61653155
why is every religion except christianity and MAAAYBE buddhism such shit?
>>61653187
i think i might let her suck me off lads
>>61653180
Buddhism is comfy af.
>>61653180
BIT RACIST THIS
writing a screenplay lads
rate
[Enter Nige stage left - swings in on a rope]
Ha - ha!
[Backup: Oooo it's that man, that man, that man!]
Nige: It's me!
Now let me say a thing or two
To the lovely merchant jews
I've given the colour of my hair
To my maiden country, so fair
And do you think - Mr Merchants
That I'd give up, per chance?
[Enter band drabbed in UKIP colours waving Union Jack]
[Merchants squabble among themselves]
We have an offer you cannot refuse!
Nige: No fellows, for I shall instead choose
[Nige swings and cuts them down with pirate sword]
Your demise - Your Cries!
No more, of your Jewish Lies!
[End]
this ladyboy is asking me to show her around atlanta like what the fuck is in atlanta other than niggers and kfc and coca cola
>>61653229
Would watch this
>>61653233
Aquarium
>>61653265
black people can't swim
>>61653271
Exactly, although neither can most Thais it seems.
Firebombing London when?
http://www.reuters.com/video/2016/06/25/london-campaigners-hold-pro-migrant-prot?videoId=369061389&videoChannel=118206&channelName=Migrant+Crisis
just lynched Dad lads :^\
>>61653280
you're right. she can't swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIX88He-de4
if you do not like this me and my leather clad friends are going to beat you up with sticks and bats
>>61653292
good job
>>61653288
Unbalanced hormones: The Protest
niggers
>>61653340
*crowd applauds*
think i'm starting to fall in love with karen
>>61653340
best post itt
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467598012807.webm
literally me
>>61653303
We get taught as kids at school, the same isn't true of Thais. Anyone that can swim here either took a personal interest in learning or their family took it upon themselves to teach them.
"pom kid wa khun narak mak na krap" - I think you are very cute.
>>61653386
It's really hard to find reasons to not be racist
INDEPENDENCE!
I'm a cowboy lads
INDEPENDENCE
I N D E P E N D E N C E
>>61653436
more liked BLACKED DEPENDENCE
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Oh shit it's the 4th of July, just realised.
INDEPENDENCE
I N D E P E N D E N C E
USA USA USA USA USA
INDEPENDENCE
>I N D E P E N D E N C E
>N
>D
>E
>P
>E
>N
>D
>E
>N
>C
>E
INDEPENDENCE
>>61653461
INDEPENDENCE
shieet niegga humphrey boggartin on that spliff rn
~ I n D e P e N d E n C e ~
INDEPENDENCE
>>61653386
crazy to think. thanks, I'll remember that one
ah yes an impotent /cum/ raid how ironic
indeependants
USA USA USA
FUCK THE BRITS INDEPENDENCE WAR NOW.
my dick is 10 cm
INDEPENDENCE
USAUSAUSUAUSAUAUSUASU
>>61653481
this
*exits /brit/*
LET FREEDOM RING!
AMERICA
if you cunts are posting this shit in like 12 hours then you're confirmed for being the biggest losers on earth
>>61653481
>>61653496
SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS
I N D E P E N D E N C E
>>61653473
Best of luck m8, happy independence day.
>>61653510
t. Bruce Bender
DON'T TREAD ON ME
INDEPENDENCE
F R E E D O M
time for bed i shupposhe
happy birthday george washington
>>61651304
karen akhbar
LET THE WHITE DOVE SING!
G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A
M Y H O M E S W E E T H O M E
https://youtu.be/e4tTgPYuavk?t=166
I TRIED TO SPAM USA BUT JACKIE 4CHAN THINKS FREEDOM IS SPAM
TWO BOMBS NOT ENOUGH
A FUCKING DENTIST
INDEPENDENCE
BTFO
LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT TODAY IS A DAY OF RECKONING!
>>61653371
this is the most pathetic person there is
LET FREEDOM RING
COCK OF LIBERTY AND INDEPENDENCE
>>61653536
Uh, you don't get to bring friends to bed.
>>61653522
it will mean that you're at home on 4chan rather than being out partying. if I was on 4chan on australia day I'd be close to killing myself.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
my dick is 10 cm
>>61653596
shut the fuck up you embarrassing twat
LET THE WEAK BE STRONG! LET THE RIGHT BE WRONG!
>>61653596
>australia day
>>61653602
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGH
God save the queen, amirite m8s?
>>61653596
Get a load this guy
ROLL THE STONE AWAY! IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!
AMERICA
M
E
R
I
C
A
my dick is 10 cm.
>>61653596
It's 12:00AM.
I'll barbecue tomorrow.
Now, shitposting.
i have manttits how do i cure
>>61653652
pics
AMERICA FUCK YEA MOTHER FUCKERS GET KEKED BRITFAGS
>>61653652
gynecomastia? irreversible without surgery.
>>61653659
cant be bothered hooking my phone up to my pc
had a nightmare where i got chased by murderers and now i temporarily don't want to kill myself anymore
>>61653034
kek, she's all washed up
>>61653652
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
MY DICK IS 10 CM..
>>61653684
fag
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE AMERICA EVERYONE LIKES AMERICA USA! USA! USA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5ZGz7h0epU
>>61653684
How real was it? Did you wake up with your heart racing?
INDEPENDENCE!
>>61653679
i have pectus excavation, dont think its gyno it just seems like i have tits
>>61653670
There has to be an edit of this where the alien spaceship is made to look more American and it's destroying big ben.
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STAR!
I want a brit bf desu lads
>>61653687
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS
>>61653704
not very real and no, the murderers had chainsaws though which is pretty scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
my penis head is pink
Fuck the queen! Yeah I said it!
OVER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
>>61653708
the nhs will probably cover surgery for it
>>61653738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqWxgCZ1TQE
>>61653733
i had a dream i had a GF and could smell her and was hugging her and shit, which was weird
>>61653745
eh, heard you cant do any strenuous upper body activity for like a year after the surgery and its not too bad anyway
>>61653615
>>61653633
as if you spend australia day inside on 4chan. you'd at least go outside
WERE SO GALLANTLY SCREAMING
goodnight /shit/
What's the point of the youtube comment section? It's fucking useless
I've got a date this weekend with a girl that hates normies lads
TRUMP 2016
>>61653817
discuss metal subgenres
>>61653822
gimme her number
>>61653837
13 30 32
taking care of business
>>61653833
FUCKING POINTLESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSMgcDS0aM
lmao
>>61653837
dunno it
>>61653833
Do you listen to these guys? If not, you should.
that was a rather short raid
BRITS BTFO
HOW W WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
LOOOL
>>61653795
>screaming
Are you fucking retarded? Don't you dare butcher our national anthem you fucking commie
who was in the wrong here?
>>61653927
Why are Anglos so perfidious?
>>61653957
too much fluoride
>>61653901
we'll be back for every timezone that hits 12
I
DECLARE
INDEPENDENCE
what would you do in this situation?
>>61653979
You need to wait for France to save you silly, do you learn history over there?
