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Bean?
>>61617744
You're a big bean.
>>61617680
Staffy and rottweilers are best dogs though.
>>61617747
wow delete this
>>61617689
Wow he is lovely
Great dog desu
>>61617726
They sense your doubt of the lies fed to you since birth. They're trying to free you from the Matrix
Take the red pill anon, join us in the truth
>>61617764
what was it? post it again
>>61617764
thanks
You're a Big Ben.
>>61617779
*tilts*
>>61617779
*bong.....bong.......bong......bong* You
>>61617776
>look up at the tv
>BBC ad saying "Why is the Earth round?"
>>61617777
don't want to be rude sorry
>>61617773
Thank you, sad hes not going to be around much longer, I got him when I was 7.
need some brekkie
considering a bagel with cream cheese
>>61617726
How does it feel to be enlightened?
from now on the baby sleeps in the crib
How to engage in conversation with shy people?
Feels super awkward
/slowthread/
>>61617869
don't
>>61617873
Slow poster
>>61617869
I know what you mean mate, trying to talk to socially awkward people is really awkward.
>>61617869
ask them to speak more
>>61617881
But they're really lonely and no one else speaks to them, I just want to male them feel more comfortable and not alone.
LONDON IS A CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN XD
>>61617869
Ask them why they are so quiet
>>61617909
talk to them like a normal person instead of a loser freak
>>61617908
That just puts them on the spot and makes them feel under pressure and more awkward.
Three of my last three wanks have been to stpeach..
Think I'm getting a bit clingy. Need to mix it up a bit.
>>61617752
I would have to disagree
>>61617909
Yell at them from across the room
"ALRIGHT LAD IS THAT THE SAME SHIRT YOU WAS WEARING YESTERDAY?"
The gf
>>61617935
how much have you donated to her?
>>61617925
I always do, they're really nice and helpful, always smile but you have to steer the conversation. Hard work Tbh
>>61617935
>wanking to twitch sluts
Pretty pathetic 2bh
>>61617954
Zero money.
>>61617961
>tfw I'm a shy extrovert
It's hell. I' desperate to be around people but terrified of being awkward in social situations. I'd kill to be an introvert, being happy on my own would be a dream come true.
>>61617935
Why are you such a pathetic loser?
>>61617977
introverts aren't happy on their own, they just don't have as much desire to be around lots of people and have loads of friends
>>61617956
thats just how it is desu
>>61617981
White girl with a big arse and a nice face. What's pathetic about wanking to that?
>>61617977
Alri m8 wanna come out to the pub some time?
>>61617961
So basically encourage their awkwardness and never put them out of their comfort zone.
Excellent idea
>>61617967
hmmm
>>61617993
She essentially whores her body out for twitch donations. She is one very, very small step above webcam whores on chaturbate
>>61617994
Yes, but I'll probably tell you no or I'm busy because agreeing to come, getting there, stressing out and leaving after 10 mins of arguing with myself would be worse than just declining to go
how do i rape someone and get away with it?
>>61618003
If trannies get to chop their dicks off, I should get to stay in my room forever
>>61617977
>tfw introvert but can socialise fine
>>61617984
holy fuck i remember this
>>61617993
Sort your life out mate
>>61618014
Ask Thainonce
>>61618014
Claim self defence
>>61618014
suck a bullet you dickhead typical fuckin euros such sleazes
>>61618003
you're acting like there is something wrong with them
there isn't just it comes across as unusual because you don't realise how is actually an introvert.
>>61617993
>liking big arses
Fucking americanisation
>>61618039
*rapes ur mum*
>>61618013
How about I let you pick the time and place and I'll meet you there when you're ready? No rusj
do any of you use nootropics?
theyre all illegal now, aren't they?
I was wondering how hard they're to get.
Normies are mentally ill
>>61618025
wahey
>>61618068
quit about 2 months ago
>>61618047
That whole image is 'don't trigger introverts, treat them like special snowflakes'
>>61618063
Did you enjoy it?
>>61618068
yeah I ram speed up me hooter every morning, gets the ol' neurones firing like a well-oiled machine
>>61618068
I use pootropics
>>61618098
Have you ever had a revolution in a grubby toilet?
>>61618089
actually that whole image is stupid you're right
just treat them like normal people, the ones that sperg out need help because they probably have social anxiety/similar
>>61618089
it's more like "stop being such a normie drone twat plankton runt and pay attention to people instead of taking selfies and screeching all the time you fucking normie cunt jesus christ fuck off"
If you are introverted I highly suggest you get into fitness as a hobby. Its solitary, good for you and people will respect you more. Basically if you are an introvert and dont lift you are stupid
>>61618115
I drop tropical poos
Just ate a load of cocnut and pineapples...
what's streets of rage called in the states?
>>61618130
Lifting is a shit tier exercise
Does nothing for your fitness
Go running instead
>>61618126
t.autist who doesn't want to push himself
just got back from a cheeky visit to the rents lads, back in brisBane
AMA
>>61618077
do you remember that cunt from Australia's got talent who stole jokes from other comedians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IY5trsNmQ
>>61618181
is the sun setting?
>>61618194
nah la sun set about an hour and a half ago you nut
>>61618181
Why ate oranges, orange?
>>61618175
fuck up normie and go chug some more coronas or whatever
could not be less interested in your "opinions" ngl
>>61618130
agree with you but personally think liftings kind of a waste of time, just mechanical acquisition of strength and mass. Sure there is some finesse to it, tailoring diets etc but fuck that.
Running, cycling and boxing are best fitness.
>>61618096
cunt was a bit loose tbqh
>>61618130
how is it solitary if you don't own weights?
would you fuck a lad just for cheeky banter?
>>61618209
oh ok x
Never ask a shy socially awkward person what they did st the weekend because it feels like you're judging them
they spent it alone in their room watching TV or playing games
introvert
extrovert
doesn't matter
>>61618152
Roads of anger
English people are pretty perfidious, they will happily watch their friends sink without feeling any urge to help. they will feign unfamiliarity with their best of friends when it suits them. they even expect their children to pay rent after a certain age, they have an underdeveloped notion of love
they are too autistic constantly worrying about what is socially optimal, they only drop that autism when they drink, which is the only hobby they have
some are genuinely ok, but alot are massive faggots who are stuck in sort of mental holding patterns: a fear of anything new/unfamiliar, mindless repitition and so on
>>61618243
Right in the pussy
http://news.sky.com/story/1720836/scots-seek-guarantees-on-eu-citizens-staying
>Nicola Sturgeon calls for "immediate guarantees" that EU nationals living in Scotland will not be ordered to leave post-Brexit.
why are they so thick
>>61618190
He just oozes douche tbf, the kind of guy that'd fuck his best friends gf and not blink an eye
>>61618260
All they have to say is 'not much, you?'
>>61618279
she is trying to stir division
>English people are pretty perfidious, they will happily watch their friends sink without feeling any urge to help. they will feign unfamiliarity with their best of friends when it suits them. they even expect their children to pay rent after a certain age, they have an underdeveloped notion of love
>they are too autistic constantly worrying about what is socially optimal, they only drop that autism when they drink, which is the only hobby they have
>some are genuinely ok, but alot are massive faggots who are stuck in sort of mental holding patterns: a fear of anything new/unfamiliar, mindless repitition and so on
>>61618276
This isnt just brits
>mfw an American invented the gun that was called "the weapon most associated with the British imperial conquest"
>>61618303
nah i make friends with foreign people and they treat friendship like really tight and families with unconditional love.
they don't care about social autism about what is fully acceptable and not, they tned to just act and see what happens.
many foreign people are always willing to try new shit
>>61618298
good
If Scots want independence let them, they'll crash and burn and come back begging with a cup in their hands pretty quickly, please sir, pay for my free university
>it's acceptable to want to leave one union but not the other
fuck off rorke
>I don't vape
>>61618345
dont reply to me ever again
>Do a wee
>Shake willy for ages
>Put willy away again
>As soon as I've pulled my pants up more wee comes out
>>61618333
We made your anthem too
>>61618375
wipe with a tissue lad
>>61618375
haha trolled haha
>>61618375
you need to squeeze it like toothpaste
>>61618279
by squealing about needing a guarantee on EU citizens staying she creates the narrative in Scotcuck's minds that Westminster is going to kick them out, when nothing of the sort has been said
embarrasing watching the scottish get manipulated like puppets by the SNP
making an incestuous family in the sims
>>61618375
You have to let it dangle so gravity gets the last few drops before it goes back in your bills
>>61618379
Well the music was written by a Brit but the lyrics are American
God bless
>>61618410
>not making a loving family that raises their kids well and lives in a mansion
wtf
>>61618374
you have no power over me
just like your country is only england and not the uk. we own you. I own you. Now do as I say
>girl agrees enthusiastically to drinks
>I ask her when she's free
>she doesn't respond
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh yes
>>61618410
You should be locked up.
>>61618423
it's a mom and son, so it's fine
>>61618437
tell me to do something so I can not do it
Brexit has ruined this country. Even my poorfag friends won't shut the fuck up about politics now. We just used to talk about playstation all day.
>>61618443
haha
>>61618459
>playstation
ummm... don't touch me, console pleb x
>>61618375
You need to properly pull your pants down and free up the big boy. If you just pull down the zip, it's restricted by the tightness of your boxer shorts and the hole on your pants. Think of a hose pipe where you grip the end and it only comes out a little at a time, then when you let go again it goes every where.
I always use toilets instead of urinals.
Also use toilet paper to dab the ene of your donger instead of flicking it all over yourself like a savage
>>61618452
literally LITERALLY FOY
>>61618452
>mom
why bother getting a British proxy if you're just going to blow your cover with this shite? genuinely
>>61618452
>mom
Fuck off you daft yank.
>>61618443
>ask girl out
>she agrees
>gives you her number
>then ignores you
Why not just say they're not interested ?
getting a bit drunk on black label johnny walker lads
>>61618452
>mom
FOY
tfw she puts like 50 kissy faces in every text
honestly want to strangle a bitch
Switched one of the runt's whisky with its own piss earlier on lads, now lets watch it drink.
*flicks on the video feed to see the runt in question enthusiastically informing its friends about how drunk it's getting*
haha.. when will they learn
>>61618543
bit early no?
>>61618578
That's what I told your mum
>>61618578
ignore pls just realised my mistake
RESPOND YOU CUNT
>>61618593
HAHAHHAAAHAHA wew lad wew
>>61618531
You get her number and the number of one of her friends.
If she ignores you start hitting up the friend for dating, no doubt the first girl won't ignore the next time. Always make them aware that you're not going to wait hand and foot for her.
Wanna make some toast but CBA
>>61618604
Too late lol
>>61618634
super fast don't care
>>61618649
That's what I told your mum.
> it's a "Normies throw an outdoor party and play loud dance music on a sunday morning" episode
fucking christ normies are unreal
they literally must be made in a lab, no actual human being would do this
>tfw no tabby gf
Just put entirely random measurements of flour, baking powder, nutella, sugar & 2 eggs mixed into a metal pan and into the oven.
Gonna see if it makes a cake or just an inedible mess.
>>61618443
did you post that story on /r9k/ in more detail?
>>61618678
she turned out shit, I prefer old tabby.
business idea: commit all round earthers to a mental asylum and seize their assets
>>61618678
Why's she got a hoop in her septum
THAILAAAAAAAD
>>61618375
I always wipe my willy with loo paper for that reason
>>61618685
why don't you try mixing sugar spice and everything nice you bloody nonce
>>61618724
wahey
DO NOT RESPOND TO IT (thainonce)
>>61618685
>He's gonna use this "chocolate cake" to lure kids in to his house
disgusting behaviour nonce, reported.
>>61618724
He's going to go hand his baled mess out to young children and lure them into the back of his van
fucking nonce
>>61618742
oh fug why is that a jpg?
>>61618685
>>61618742
>>61618777
fuck off nonce
Why do I always feel so lethargic and tired and disinterested in everything
maybe I should stop drinking 6 beers every night
>>61618742
>>61618777
You'd think I were doing this on purpose..
>Thainonce paid a £3000 bribe today because he got caught trying to take an unattended child home yesterday
does his noncery know no bounds!?!?
>>61618802
Called depression lad.
Go outside and start exercising.
what should i do today lads?
>>61618839
Get a better country
>>61618802
it's called modern capitalism
>>61618863
i'm english you absolute melt
>>61618839
do my mum lmao
>>61618886
Get a better country
>>61618886
No you're not.
>>61618898
didnt see that one coming
>>61618888
Already have son, like 17 years ago *winky face emoji*
>>61618886
t. Albert Barbarossa
>>61618886
The moment you leave english soil you're a traitor to the crown to be completely honest with you lad
>Thailad once lost a bet and had to drink a litre of ladyboy boipucci juice
RESIST THE TEMPTATION
DO NOT RESPOND
>>61618914
yes i am
>>61618943
must've lost that bet on purpose
HOLD FAST
DO NOT RESPOND
>>61618927
who
Ignore it
>>61618928
Poleboo with you wear a niqab once you gi full tranny mode?
DO NOT REPLY TO IT
Friendly reminder that he used the money you gave him for your 4chan pass and moved into a posh flat in Manhattan and settled down and had a child. He made it.
>>61618757
Do you just sit and wait for me to post?
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/thainonce/country/at/
You're obsessed lad
>>61619008
FUCK OFF NONCE
>>61618984
No
Not like my sisters or mother do
>>61618928
You're pathetic
>>61618998
He deserves it for baby sitting spastics for 10 years
>>61619027
You're a bigot
>>61619016
>dem caps.
CALM DOWN
Going to see her at work tomorrow
Genuinely looking forward to going to work for the first time in years
>>61619068
FUCK
OFF
NONCE
>>61619068
Calm down dear, its only a commercial
'Bena will make a pretty disgusting tranny, his body is too manly. All the best traps and trannies start out already being androgynous.
RESPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
>>61619110
highly suspect
Poleaboo is wondering why you cunts reply to Thainonce but not me
>>61619082
and then when she rejects you, you'll hate going to work even more than before haha
>>61619110
as a brit
i immediately recognise this as a man
Alri Thailad
Report it.
Ignore it.
Rather be a child and live with a nonce than live with a tranny paki
>>61619082
It'll be a massively disappointing day. She won't be happy to see you and things will keep getting in the way of you getting to talk to her.
>>61619110
where did you get this photo from?
alri
We can all agree Thailand is a good lad right?
>>61619128
He hasn't actually been charged with any sexual offences yet.
>>61619188
i like him even if he is a nonce
I enjoy thailads posts
Don't respond to either of them.
please respond... just please...
>>61619188
I like him because he's a nonce
>>61619208
You'd really like me then
>>61619189
So?
I'm more interesting than him
Also neither have I, stalking is not a sexual offense
>>61619231
nonce
If it ain't white, fight with all your might to keep it tight, all right have you got a light?
>>61619239
You're boring and your gimmick is stale desu.
>>61619239
Yes but we already know you're a sexual deviant
alri
>>61619260
Dropping truth bombs
>>61619216
Poleaboo greets you
>>61619275
no
not remotely
>>61619231
gookposting'll get you banned lad
>>61619260
At least my gimmick is 100% real
I'm only boring because I'm honest
https://vine.co/v/Oph6biEJzEL
If the world would be weird if people acted like they do in anime
>>61619231
Want to rub my face on her flat chest
>>61618719
great post
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
whose thailand?
The jan?
>>61619308
Did you lose your virginity yet?
IT'S FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>61619328
Once a pseudo-namefag who spammed some angry gook, recently promoted and ruthlessly enforcing the no kpop, no slags and no early threads pseudo-rules
>>61619231
pics of cake x
Found myself playing dark souls 2 again
Bit bored of 3
Jackin' off.
escape to the country in 15 minutes
>>61619340
And I know most of you lot dont like hearing the truth
worst penalties ever?
sending a message to a girl
>>61619395
Best. Penalties are boring unless they're a clusterfuck
>>61619388
YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU
Doing some breaky
if you've had jet lag before then you are a middle class tory billionaire twat
I don't get the cheeky breeky meme at all
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil
>>61619400
i did that once, it didn't work out too well
love island on tonight lads
#banter
indomie mi goreng
>>61618685
Bit "last chicken in the shop" looking but a cake it is. Wahey
>>61619445
>“Cheeki Breeki” is a catchphrase associated with a quote originating from the first-person shooter survival horror game series S.T.A.L.K.E.R.. Since the release of the game in 2007, the stock line often said by non-playable characters of the Bandit factions has become a subject of online parodies among the fans of the game.
I shall be right back with you, have to visit the lavatory. I am positively bursting.
Jolly good that we had this onsuite extension to the upstairs parlour my good man.
/tv/ and /v/ are by far, the worst boards on 4chan, making the most cancerous, shitty reddit gimmicks
>>61619445
it's brekky
>I know that virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives, or worked in business, or worked in trade, or indeed ever created a job.
MADMAN
>>61619500
Nope, still nothing.
>>61619525
/tv/ is patrician
you're right about /v/ though
>>61619559
/tv/ is genuinely fucking shit
It needs to be removed from 4chan as soon as possible
>>61619525
/tv/ is full of nonces and edgy neckbeards. It does make some good memes though.
>>61619559
>/tv/ is patrician
paedo detected
>>61619531
It's like he actually wants them to fuck up our inevitably awful trade deal.
>create M2 SSD
>its the same speed as a SATA SSD
whats the point ???
PERHAPS THAT'S BECAUSE YOU COME FROM BELGIUM
>>61619589
>good memes
>article 50
>ever getting triggered
pick one lads
*reading through this thread*
*suddenly a post catches my eye*
"I'm more interesting than him?" *i say aloud*
*my internal monologue starts firing off*
"Is he getting upset because people on /brit/ dont care about him? why would people care about him? isn't that why he's so miserable? this makes no sense ... this" -- stop -- *i close my eyes and rub my temple*
"cool it, ed, cool it. stay composed, stay composed." *i say under my breath*
*it doesn't work*
*the sounds of horror and war echo through my mind as i picture the fat pakistan predator on the loose*
"ENOUGH" *i below with a thunderous cry*
*the pure contempt which i have for him affects the atoms so violently that they begin to vibrate exponentially*
"I AM COMING FOR YOU,"
*jumps into my monitor and gets zipped through the information highway*
*jump out poleaboo's laptop screen*
"POLEABOO"
*i douse him in petrol and set him alight*
*i give off a shrill crackle as he begins to crackle*
"Ahhh hahaha!" *i shriek*
*put him into a take away container*
*jump back into the monitor and come out at the /brit/ lodge*
*i make everyone poleaboo kebabs*
>>61619494
cute
>>61619643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fddd9rQjY
Can you at least wait until we have a PM?
mmm is there any smell better than that of gently frying sausages? I think not
>>61619634
>posts the most cancerous meme on 4chan
Opinion eradicated
>>61619671
Pretty decent for a woman who says sharia law can be good for Britain.
I don't get the poleaboo hate, it's people like him and their antics that made this Vietnamese kite flying forum what it is, he's a loser but that doesn't mean he can't be a hero.
Stay strong poleaboo.
>>61619709
it's just a formality
they need a pro-brexit frontrunner
I fucking love maoams lads
>>61619515
fob
Firefox just crashed again
This is the last straw
>car alarm has been going off for no reason.
>goes off just now when I open the boot
>finally get pissed off and decide to disconnect it
>yank it's power
>it's still going off
>remove it completely from the car
>it's still going off without being attached to anything
It's now in my wheelie bin still going off.
>>61619709
She's seems to be a champion of anything totalitarian.
not getting a shower today
cba
>>61619688
so, when did you come to 4chan, last month?
>>61619753
>Firefox
genuine runt
why are you allowed on the internet?
Super
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️ ️ ️ ️Monkey
️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️Team
️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️Hyper
️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️Force
️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️GO!
>>61619792
What do you use? Edge?
>mfw the new tory leader is the braindead Andrea Leadsom
>>61619761
gonna steal your car
>>61619646
I didn't like this post
>>61619819
If you don't use Chrome then you are objectively either a thick spastic low IQ monkey or just a spastic /g/ retard who is too scared to install Microsoft Word because its also a botnet
>>61619831
>so called conservatives have to pick between two women
>>61619712
Thank you for the support, brother
>>61619850
It's nothing to do with botnet, chrome is just worse
Can we kpop post now?
>>61619865
Are you OK?
it can't be...
wings of freedom?!
~61619889
mindless bait, try again worm
>>61619850
Firefox is objectively more user customisable which is why I use it. Also not a fan of a billion processes running from Chrome.
If you like Chrome at least use Chromium or stay plen
>>61619900
yes, but be quiet.
>>61619930
teach me everything you know about computer stuff
>>61619969
check your inbox ;)
anyone ever play tenchu?
played it on ps2 for like 10 hours yesterday
fun times
>>61619978
ty ^^
>>61619978
check your poobox (my dick )
>>61619906
That's not me, but no I'm not ok
>>61620019
>>61619930
>1 tab
>>61620030
>not having 128 gigs of raam
testing the waters
new
>>61620051
>>61620051
>>61620051
>>61620010
;)
>>61620021
wew
>>61620030
exactly
Nobody really uses apple pay, do they?
