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Just made the r9k britfeel thread lads
hahaha he's gonna FREAK
>>61615119
JANNY'S NUT STATUS: OFFICIALLY DONE IN
thread's slow today, usually it fills with non brits
>>61615077
Why don't you fucking idiots ever consider Janny's nut before making threads??
>>61615113
Maximum autism.
>>61615077
he was a LOT funnier before he got married.
Makes you think.
Had a dream in which I was the Prime Minister and I made a threatening yet loving speech to the people of Scotland a day before another independence referendum.
Any fellow Middle Angles here?
Feels good being the master race
>>61615202
did you fuck a pig
any of you spazs do martial arts of some kind? theyes honestly really cool
>>61615218
Yeah I was Corbyn and my gf was Dianne Abbott.
goodbye cruel world
>>61615242
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/29689971#bottom
Bump this thread first please
Daily reminder the reason Cameron held the referendum was so he would be remembered as the prime minister that ruined the country rather than the prime minister that shagged a pig.
>>61615242
The world isn't cruel, you're just too weak
Australians and New Zealanders are jf right?
>>61615264
He actually intended to lose the Scottish referendum so it would distract historians from how much f a cunt he is.
>>61615267
That depends. As fast as you can give your definition of "spacker" without googling it.
>Has no job
>has no car
>still lives with parents 25+
>has no ambition
>has no hobbies
>has bad personality
>doesn't groom self
>doesn't shower daily
>is in bad shape
>has no friends
>dresses like his mum buys his clothes
>takes drugs
If any of these are you, you literally have NO REASON to complain about having no GF, simply fixing these issues increase your chance of getting a GF by AT LEAST 70%
Lads I went to this site and some things I didn't want to pop up popped up. Is this site safe or is it infested with viruses? Please I must know.
http:// scot . tk / snpset . htm
>>61615297
>spacker
too easy
should be something like flid
>>61615242
Thank you yankie
Please don't do it, be my friend instead
>>61615328
if you are going flid you may as well go the whole hog and use joey.
Really makes you think
>>61615265
this frankly speaking
cup of concrete needed
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
>>61615344
>joey
perfect
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEEEEEEEY
ADIOS
>>61615360
>Thaianon
Thaianonalol
Thaianondrone
Thaianonzepam
Thaianonium
Could be a new set of pharmeceuticals
>>61615384
NA NA NA NA
Westy!
>>61615297
A spack
>>61615344
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuh
>>61615324
What popped up?
>>61615400
Wrong answer. Took you forever and you merely shortened the original word. You will be confirmed a JF unless you tell us what Flid and Joey mean.
I gotta condition called mycoxafloppin
>>61615416
>Joey
Ne'er heard this before desu
lads I cant do this
I cant stay awake for another 12 hours
>>61615337
I'm fucked lad lost my job and at this rate am going to be homeless. got nothing left, and I'm so scared tb.h
>>61615417
Ah the Chinese Disease, or Kok Hang Lo Syndrome as its also known. Tragic.
>>61615328
>>61615344
Fucking took me right back to my childhood there lads.
>>61615428
You need to be at least 18 to use this site lad, even a SFW board such as /int/.
Either you're too young or we're too old.
>>61615436
I was homeless for a bit, its horrible but you get a surprising amount of help. Why are you going to be homeless? Can you not get help now?
>>61615446
>we're too old.
sssshhh, they dont know we are here and they get embarrassed when they find out.
>>61615416
Strewth, I have slow internet and have already used all my data you cunt
>>61615436
Hey nigga, you can go to public housing and grab a literal shit job. You'll be with niggas and criminals but you can survive. I did it. You can do it. Don't lose hope
>>61615446
I can assure you I'm of age, lad
Just never heard it round here
I've heard "Spacker", "Flid" and "Scoper" though
>>61615360
lads before I leave singapore waters give me a quick (You)
>>61615507
(You)
>>61615498
Joey, as in Joey Deacon the scoper spacker flid that was on BP.
>>61615498
>Scoper
thats a modern one, invented by Jimmy Carr about 10-15 years or so ago. Joey was once used by every kid in the nation but it was a fucking long time ago.
>>61615454
haven't paid rent because I don't have the money for it. Haven't got any immediate family left. Lost parents in a car accident almost 2 decades ago.
>>61615484
is that a life worth living anon. literally terrified I'm a manlet pasty white kid, how on earth do I survive there
>>61615505
WAHEY
Nonce any kids?
>>61615505
>inb4 thai deletes his own post as a false flag
Trust no one
Question everything
Disregard Thai Traitors
>>61615519
Closer to 20 years ago you bampot.
>give a girl my premium line
>it goes over her head
>>61615512
>Hong Kong
thats where i'm heading next, spooky af desu
>>61615548
time flies eh
>>61615515
Never watched Blue Peter really
Mostly stuff like Cartoon Network
>>61615554
ahoy hoy?
paki pride
>FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS THREAD 17 MINUTES AGO AND DECLARED I WANTED TO LEAVE A MOVEMENT TO GET THE JANNY OUT OF /BRIT/ YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME
>WELL I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU?
>>61615570
>Cartoon Network
Lad what we're talking about is older than Cartoon Network.
>Watching yank trash
>>61615554
>>61615571
wait she got it and she's telling me to 'come get it'
>>61615599
good post
>>61615610
wahey
>someone just called me out on some shit but was dead wrong about it
One of us had to be wrong, way I see it, might as well be you.
>>61615599
Leave Janny alone he's a top lad
Go to audible.com to get your free audio book.
This week I'm recommending.. uh, the bible.
>>61615642
audbible amirite
>hotel room has minibar
>stuff in there costs 2 times more than in a shop 3 min away
>drink everything in a minibar
>buy same drinks in the nearest shop and replace them
Scammed them for like 20$.
Rate.
just doxxed thainonce, he's as disgusting as I thought he'd be lads
>>61615642
Been noticing Audible shilling on a lot of big YouTube channels lately
still awake
>>61615663
chuck us the deets
>>61615610
oops I've fucked it
>>61615663
Hope it's better than last time when I turned out to be a literal boxer.
>>61615705
>inb4 thai's gookposting suspiciously avoids deletion
Really makes you think
Got an interview in the morning
Shitting bricks lads
I love sushi
My Irish gf just found all my cuckold porn lads
>>61615659
nice lad. WHy are you at a hotel? On a vaycay? where you staying?
I think I was more happy tonight than I have been in years, I got drunk and played huniepop, willy in hand.
Opinions on this?
>>61615744
Waheyy
Lads on youtube how the fuck do you see if someone replied to your comment?
>>61615858
you turn on email notifications
>>61615858
The avatar in the top corner and your google+ account will pop up a notification
Nothing in settings about that >>61615870
>>61615881
I just scrolled through an old video and had 6 replys and never got notifications for any of them
>>61615907
How old are the replies
>>61615929
two days ago
>>61615937
Then clearly your settings are wrong
Actual racists OUT!
Content of character > Colour of skin
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
>>61615959
remember when youtube wasn't so confusing?
I don't understand people, did she like my comment or not? She laughed but told me to fuck off. Fuck her.
>>61616008
That black literally isn't an immigrant though
Sup lads
How's it hanging?
>>61616010
>browse /an/
>post about slavery on youtube
>don't know how to work social media notifications
>block screen name but not video url
What sort of weirdo are you?
>>61616052
limp and shriveled
>>61616052
slightly to the left ahahahahhahaah
>i browse aquariam generals
>>61615744
Give her to me then.
>>61616074
r9k sort.
And I only brought race up because they was bullying your race.
>block screen name but not video url
You wanna search through 2000+ comments to find me?
>>61616095
Nothing wrong with loving my pet fish.
>>61616137
Actually I opened them all and then searched only1daf
Not that it matters, your account is either empty or all private and Curtis Jackson doesn't even sound like a real name.
My head itches
someone please, make it stop
>>61616173
Curtis Jackson is my real name :/
I was named after 50 cent, my mums a dick.
Jackson's my middle name though, my last name is Greek.
>>61616217
Underage chav scum
>>61616217
>I was named after 50 cent, my mums a dick.
Fuck off that can't be true
>>61616217
Are you half-caste
>>61616247
I'm half greek half Egyptian born in England.
Don't know what that makes me.
Sandnigger
>>61616228
50 cent is old mate, i'm 19.
>>61616241
Curtis isnt that bad of a name tbf
Getting my weekly dose of Peter Hitchens lads
>>61616217
50 Cent's career started almost exactly 18 years ago. That means you're either lying or your mums a dumb cunt who named you after an up and coming obscure rapper.
Or you could be telling the truth and under 18. If any of these are true I'm lmaoing at your life.
>>61616328
He posts in Aquarium General, he's obviouysly either under 18 or in his 50s
>>61616302
How tan are you
also
>could have a cool greek name
>get named after some nigger rapper
My condolences
post slags
>>61616328
>If any of these are true I'm lmaoing at your life.
Coming from someone who spends his days on 4chan that really means a lot :)
She named me it because she liked the name.
My brothers where named by my dad and are called Costadinos and Rami so I thank my mum.
>>61616343
I already got called paki and sand nigger enough I would hate a greek name. And not tanned at all I am really pale.
>>61616394
>Curtis, Costadions & Rami
Your parents are not good parents
Do other countries ever get our comedians in their country trying to dictate their laws?
>>61616406
No they are not good parents but are names are fine.
Rami is a nice name and my oldest brother Costadions still lives in Greece so its good he didnt get a black (is curtis a black name? I know a few white people called it) name.
>>61616433
There is a German comedian over here that kepts shouting about how we are falling into nationalism for voting to leave the EU
>>61616394
>She named me it because she liked the name.
I thought she named you after 50 Cent. Which is it faggot?
>>61616433
The only American comedian we have who people don't hate is Reginald D Hunter
So no
>>61616459
and that texan who's always on QI
>>61616453
She heard the name from him, liked it and called me, her accidental offspring it before sending me to live in England white boy.
Dont ever call me a fag please
>>61616467
rich hall
Business plan:
>Learn Japanese.
>Move to Japan.
>Become a comedian.
>Simply steal and translate stuff from English comedy.
>>61616500
i'm in
>>61616452
Hitler was a mistake desu
>tfw can't be patriotic without people thinking you're literally hitler and want to kill everyone
find mindy kaeling oddly attractive 2bh
Fdsdfgnhgxsshds
very surreal thread to wake up to
fuck off
>>61616496
You there! Portuguese Anon. Why aren't you outside fucking your sexy women? A lot of the Portu women here in Toronto have FANTASTIC asses. Why aren't you out there putting your face in 1?
Thinking about possibly doing something at some point in the near to distant future
Wow look at all that curvature. Feels good living on a spinning ball and flying through endless space.
>>61616522
>tfw can't be patriotic without people thinking you're literally hitler and want to kill everyone
Thats what I don't get about here, everyone is literally taught to be patriotic and our country was forged in war and still is.
Nationalism has kinda been a default for America until now. Other countries I can see because you guys technically lost the war.
What the fuck is going on
>>61616522
Ummm here's someone who disagrees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
>one chance at life
>i wasn't raised as a middle class twat from surrey
LADS LADS LADS!
a cute girl who hates normies has just AGREED to a date with yours truly
>>61616572
So how's your day going?
doing a negotiation with canada post
>>61616433
hate this runt
There is no better feeling than seeing this sign when you're making your way home from the diverse and tolerant south of England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asg
lol
>>61616587
*waves at you from up north*
>>61616635
So how's living in England?
why is wales so poor?
*cups hands around mouth to bellow a single utterance*
NIGGERS
>>61616638
peep show is much better than this shit
The referendum wasn't about the EU, it was about poverty.
>>61616671
Why is Wales gonna smoke Portugal on Wednesday? Because they just are that's why.
>>61616638
>bread, apple, Telegraph & 10% lager for £2.70
fuggin hell
>>61616671
>>61616690
I need to go to Wales, poor country plus hot women makes for a good combination.
>>61616638
Alcoholism isn't funny you cunt
>>61616681
nottingham mentioned
>>61616681
>poor and typically uneducated yokels voted to leave, rich and typically better educated voted to stay
Hmm...
>>61616708
yugo slavia
>>61616681
>preston not in the most deprived list
>blackpool is
What a time to be alive.
>>61616681
But I thought Wycombe was a shithole
I am what I am and not your disaster
>>61616681
>Poor towns
get a large amount of uneducated, poor migrants
>Rich towns
Only get educated, rich migrants
Hmmm, this image is completely unbiased and just goes to show how much better the rich are than the poor in every way
>>61616592
Fuck off normie
did a poo and then wanked all in one toilet
was nice
>>61616681
>the only two in the list on the right who voted leave are in or around Birmingham
Based
Why do white americans always lose fights to black americans?
>>61616681
>live in harrogate
>nice area
>surrounded by all this northern poverty
it's like being in prison
the names storm slim shady jackson alds
Feeling E-X-T-R-E-M-E-L-Y chuffed lads
Think the earth might be flat lads
>>61616803
Niggers are in it for the kill and with often permanently damage someone.
Whites are in for the incapacitate without being fatal or damaging.
Niggers don't have impulse control.
>>61616819
you're the worst australian poster
off yourself or fuck off to /balt/
>>61616819
Runty
>>61616803
"Whites" in the U.S. are genetically inferior to blacks
>>61616803
People of colour are the rightful kings & queens of the earth. White people stole their birthright but not their power
>>61616819
>finna
FOY
>>61616837
I love being recognised xoxo
>>61616819
is this the girl who struggles to speak english
>>61616852
Thats the perfect kind of girl :^)
I could physically destroy each and every one of you with a mere wink of my eye
have a mosquito in my room bugging me atm. thought they weren't active day time, she must be pretty desperate considering even the air conditioning is on
>>61616872
Alright
>>61616872
*winks my third eye*
*Britain disappears*
Your hubris was your undoing
>>61616874
smack him
Janny we have a mess that needs cleaning up
>>61616553
im english
>>61616874
Do to it what the Nazi's did to your grandpa.
Never forget.
Utterly repulsed by the sight of a vagina lads
>>61616874
post fucking machines
>Leadsom: I can be the new Thatcher
Well that's a bold campaign strategy
The janny is a fanny
Fell asleep drunk last night with a pizza in the oven lmao
>>61616951
why?
Whoever wins will guaranteed be PM, so she's just making the tory base wet before May gets those favourable comparisons.
janny CLEAN THIS MESS
WHAT ARE YOU PAID FOR
>>61616951
That's what I was hoping
>>61616970
Really hope May doesn't win
>>61616987
I'd shag that.
Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely dayyyyyyy
Very good song lads
>>61616987
>Really hope May doesn't win
Anon, you need to get ready for this reality. Gove is not gonna win and Crabb (snibbedy snabb :DDD) is too new to manage it.
Do you guys like American music as much as Americans like Britfag music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiAi0RLHDMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFb2iRhM7M
>janny only deleting the second one
Whst did he mean by this?
>>61616987
Chebs
>>61617000
Cage the Elephant are very very good.
still pmsl that Cameron will go down as one of the worst PMs ever
>>61616953
Very good point of view
>Be Scotcuck who still supports being arseravaged by England
Go. We don't want cowards like you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCrone_report
fan of fannies here
>>61617022
Do you like any other American bands/musicians? My all time favorite ban is British so I'm curious.
>>61617031
5 years unelected
4 years a tosspot failure
Just face the truth lads
>>61617051
Yes, American music is over here probably as much as British music is over here.
One of my favourite bands of all times are the Strokes. I am in awe of most big American indie bands.
I love Britain, I love being British, but I watch the Someday music video and it makesme wish I was dicking around in some American state drinking in bars with my shit indie rock band. Major feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knU9gRUWCno
>>61617078
do you think you'll ever turn your life around?
>>61617097
Gave up all hope about 2 years ago.
This Bremain shit wouldn't happen if governments were more libertarian
>>61617097
Maybe, probably never to the extent I'd like to though
>>61617097
bit late now 2bh best years are behind me.
>>61617107
How come?
Just had a wank to this picture
Does that make it child pornography?
>>61617097
Yes, I believe that every day, otherwise what's the point?
Everyday I study a language, practice my maths, my English skills for online tests, I get work to pay for me to go on courses that improve my people skills (i.e. subtle body language, how to come across well, how to get people to subcnsciously want to come on your side).
I always apply for jobs, even if I always get rejected, just so I can get feedback.
I never stop trying because otherwise I'll never make it, and I really want to make it.
I'll give up when I get to 35
>>61617114
colonel sanders didn't make it until he was 50
>>61617114
>wahh I'm 19 I wish I was back at school there's nothing left
>>61617085
Do you like Sonic Youth too?
>tfw I've gone to regular little bars around my city listening to my friend's indie band play
>>61617031
It'll pass like everything else
>>61617097
that would be delusional
ed if you're here how did your date go??????????
>>61617137
I turn 27 later this month and I'm still a kissless virgin with no friends.
>Scotland could literally be as rich as Switzerland; the Kuwait of the West.
>Scotland could have the country a large tax surplus, on such a scale as to be "embarrassing."
Why are the English so evil?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCrone_report
>>61617152
Ended up vomiting on her mid-smash :^(
>>61617138
>>61617085
Forgot to add this:
Is there not a huge indie scene in the UK like in the US? I feel like the music scenes in the UK and US have influenced each other pretty heavily since the 60s
>>61617097
hopefully. remind myself of chris chan at this point
>>61617138
Not a huge fan of Sonic Youth strangely, don't know why.
I plan to holiday in America some day and just do that kinda thing though.
Luckily I'm from Manchester so there's a huge music scene here as people deify the Smiths, Stone Roses, Oasis etc
Did you honestly not think American music wasn't huge here? Is British music that big in America that you'd think that? I cna't imagine there's much huge in America now other than Coldplay, 1D and stuff...
>>61617168
lmao no fucking way
>>61617157
HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE FRIENDS AND SHAG GIRLS ALL THE TIME GET GOOD KID
>>61617097
nah, pretty much just trying to work up the courage to bail on the sinking ship that is my life at this point
>>61617168
is this real
Leadsom would actually be one of the greatest Primed Ministers we've everhad desu. May would be absolutely useless.
>>61617185
isn't australia a paradise?
>>61617097
not anymore
>>61617203
its literally a penal colony, people were sent there as a punishment so what do you think
>>61617203
not if you're an aspie like me
>>61617211
how much do you think they pay the people for those pictures? recon I could make a bit of cash and send in a silly picture of me
>>61617211
How can you be an unemployed retail assistant?
>>61617203
If you're a normie it's smooth sailing but you're not going to get many normies in /brit/ of all places
Wish I could castrate myself sometimes
Two women running for Tory leader.
Very "conservative"
>>61617174
Well I get the impression that Brits think most stuff that comes out of America isn't good so I was curious. America loves pretty much anything so I didn't think it was very good to base opinions on how Americans feel.
>>61617240
same here la, keep wishing i castrated myself before puberty
Am I the only one who voted leave not because of immigration but because the EU leaders are rushing through an unneeded EU state project that should take centuries and not a few decades to complete?
At this point the commision/parliment should be advising nations to follow the same laws, not forcing them.
People talk about how old people voted to leave but forget that the old cripples leading the EU are rushing the project because they want to see a EU state before they croak and at this rate it's not going to happen. They are killing the very project they want to suceed and destroying millions of livelyhoods in the process, all while fueling extreme far right groups.
>>61617303
would smash either
>>61617306
you're not fooling me chum. That format is a reddit post
>>61617097
I did for a bit, had a few almost normie years when I had a good job and a few relationships but eventually it came crashing down again. The facade of normiedom is to hard to maintain long term
>>61617329
>eventually it came crashing down again
What happened?
