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Tony is gonna fuck you up edition
me on the left
Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor
Do not upset him as he now has power over us
Red Woman who did she burn
>>61598620
I see u
Goooooooooooooal of Italy!!!!!!
>>61598656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKksMJY1z0g#t=21s
COMMONWEALTH CHOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>>61598685
This is a win win as it means threads get a second chance at getting noticed and improves the quality of /int/
NONE OF THESE SQUARES CONTAIN STREET SIGNS
>>61598703
I am loving this tune
>>61598656
Die you gook paki piece of shit hahaha
These "Germans" are very good at the old kick ball aren't they, who knew?
>>61598626
>being the most powerful man in Britain at one point
>settling for that as your wife
Just don't get normies desu
>>61598754
You are literally funding the janny's hotpocket allowance
I don't care. fuck off. shit
>>61598656
>>61598782
>pass - pay hiroshima nakamura to keep the site running
>captcha - pay google for the luxury of shitposting where each post takes effort
I have my priorities in order. Do you?
>this new janny
>wigan
How does this make sense?
If you own a tv you have to pay the license fee
The license fee pays for BBC tv but also BBC radio
You can own a radio and listen to bbc radio without having to or even being asked for anything?
>>61598903
Is doing literally nothing wrong.
>>61598903
>fugg da bolis :DDDDDD
Some of us appreciate thailad's efforts
>>61598950
aye
Hahahaha I think we doxxed the janny
He's literally some privileged teenager who lives in an upper middle class Kentish suburb with his mummy and daddy, who drive a swanky Beamer
>been incredibly shy all my life
>average as fuck until I was about 19
>bloomed late
>start making an effort in my appearance and lifestyle
>become very handsome
>people stare all the time
>always catch people looking at me
>get constant compliments
>2 gay guys at work always trying to flirt with me...
>girls at work always going out of their way to talk to me and get my attention
>basically get tons of attention just because of my looks
>all of this
>STILL FUCKING SHIT WITH WOMEN
>STILL A VIRGIN
Literally how is this even possible? Why is my confidence so utter shit with women but so high everywhere else?
It's like there is some invisible fucking barrier between me and good looking girls.
I get so down and annoyed with all the missed opportunities that it makes me depressed.
Am I autistic????
Mummy says I can have a new game for my Dreamcast, what should I get?
>>61598950
not sure how to feel
>>61598980
I have eaten this
>>61599021
>Dreamcast
First ever meme console
>>61599011
no need to call him names like that
having my way
>>61599013
You have to capitalise on their attraction to you and persuade them to let you put your willy in their fanny or bumhole.
got no meaning or purpose to my existence lads haha wayheeyyy
>>61599021
Seamen
>>61599013
You're probably not as handsome as you think
>get constant compliments
You really don't
>>61599030
>I have eaten this
Then explain it to us. For what purpose?
overheard someone say something racist in greggs earlier lads
>>61599013
Try talking to them
>>61599080
Disclaimer: not born in Wigan
I'm not sure, it's just a pie in a bread roll
>>61599021
Sonic Adventure or Power Stone la
>>61599030
I like to >wigan with an anime girl to see how you react 2bh
>wanting to kick this out the country
>>61599013
FONT
>>61599081
Did you call him out on it?
How the fuck do Romania have better internet than most first world countries? Why do we allow this?
>23 posters
Dead as FUCK
>>61599068
Perhaps existence constitutes purpose?
>this is literally /britpol/
oh fuck
>>61599013
b urself
>>61599134
Everyone's on /sp/ for the football
>>61599013
You might try talking to them mate.
i can't keep a friendship going for more than a year and wanna kill myself every day
Why do people think thaiguy is the new janny?
>>61599134
All banned
Said something racist in greggs earlier lads
>these are the people that post on /brit/
>>61599115
I wouldn't kick her out of bed
>>61599169
nice flag :D
>>61599068
no one does lad
>town's extra flag is literally a child's design for a competition from 7 years ago
bravo extra flag janny
>new janny
>fedora posting is still allowed
useless fucking cunt
Hello lads, I might apply for some jerbs in the UK. I had the unpleasant to have been fooled by the American Jew on my last visit here, as I couldn't understand the accent quite well.
Could you recommend me some series/films where the characters speak in a distinctive British accent (working class)?
So far I've watched Misfits, Doctor Who and Downton Abbey.
>>61599134
Everyone's on /sp/
>>61599244
Peep Show
Does anyone here have any friends? Do you know where to get them?
>>61599222
>16
i should bloody well hope not
>>61599239
heh loads of new flags
>>61599244
Snatch
>>61599222
Anyone who joins a political party at 16 is probably an annoying cunt regardless of which party
>>61599277
>Do you know where to get them?
Go out to social events with your gf and just talk to people about common interests
>>61599244
shameless, top boy and skins will help you get poortherner, road man and middle class youth respectively
>>61599244
This is England
>>61599239
Hey I was very proud of that
>>61599294
i don't have either of those
>>61599282
it's wrong and i don't like it
sort it out
Just ate a twinkie and feel a bit sick
>>61599282
ah, another crest on a white background, very impressive
Lads an actual literal physical girl is in love with me
What do I do from here? this was never part of my plan
mammy made a shite dinner today, think I might pop down the chipmarket for some chips
*poos disestablishmentarianally*
>>61599323
FONT
>>61599309
I don't understand.
>go out with with friends
>meet girls
>get gf
>go out with gf
>meet people
>get friends
What's the problem?
>>61599323
Move to Mexico and change your identity
>>61599323
off yourself
>>61599311
trying out all the wool flags
>>61598773
bloody hell
If you are a true Scottish Nationalist who wants independence from both the EU and the UK, good on you. That I can understand. But what I don't understand is how most Cyber Nats support the EU but not the UK. It's quite clearly English hating lefty bollocks, and they should all be locked in a mental institute.
>>61599244
downtown abbey
>Pakis just moved in to my neighbourhood which is 99% white
why live, literally looking to move away now, why did they do this
what kind of a socially integrated, functional human being doesn't have a gf?
>>61599303
I've seen it already, love it.
>>61599299
>>61599288
>>61599276
Cheers, will download. Pic related, those ladies I couldn't understand in a loud bar.
testing
>>61599294
>gf
triggered
>>61599402
all the single normies
>tfw you've got literally no idea what's going on but someone looks at you and you pretend you understand
test
Would Scotland leaving the UK be worse for them economically than the UK leaving the EU? One is LITERALLY tearing a country apart, and the other is simply withdrawing from a trading bloc. Fucking delusions cybernats have.
testicles
>>61599332
>chipmarket
think we should have a referendum about leaving /int/ and making /brit/ a sovereign board
>>61599450
my post
He man is a nonce
>extra flags
half time fap time
>>61598626
>we voted leave to get rid of Europeans taking away our jobs
>says the Pakis
WEW
>>61599469
The town of 404: Not Found
off to the deep fried potato dispensary lads
want anything?
>>61599360
>>61599359
are you sure these are the only options?
both seem slightly drastic
>there are people ITT who think we will actually leave the EU
lmao
>>61599466
gookmoot make it happen
extra flags is for twats
I see you all, wriggling away. Disgusting vermin.
gonna prank my future self by sorting my life out lads
it'll be one of those pranks that my future self can laugh happily at :)
>>61598626
reminder that albanians literally name their kids "toniblr" after him
>>61599486
>>61599419
what's going on here?
>>61599443
which is also why england lieks to think of brexit as their independence while not actually being willing to go independent. absolute cowards
lads, if you want to leave the eu so badly, why dont you just fuck off to somewhere outside the eu instead of ruining your country
>>61599542
ah yeah that twat England, always mouthing off down the pub
might have a 3 day holiday on the cards if the mod decides that simpsons pic was out of order
>british extra flags
what is this (district) meme? is it a level below county?
2 days left until my countrymen spam this general for 24 hours
get ready brits
testing my flag
cus I keep that ketchup on me
remember that awful "I'm a big big girl in a big big world' song from the late 90s?
I always used to laugh when she sang that 'and tears are falling from my eyes' line cause it sounded like she was saying 'and tears are falling from my arse'
still makes me laugh
>germany v italy
cant think of a more boring match
>bender flags
>>61599555
We don't need to, we're in the majority :^)
>liverpool
>>61599574
well it's not a level above it now is it
>>61599539
my cover's blown
>>61599581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
?
>>61599574
never heard of the district of cornwall. extra flags janny got it wrong
>>61599540
What do you mean lad, that's my alter ego
>>61599575
Fine by me, looking forward to the (You) potential the extra posts will bring.
lads imagine if your name was Æthelwulf or some shit
>wigan
novel sport idea: the football is a cube
>>61599555
we would probably be in more trouble if 17 million people emigrated
Just did the best hot chocolate ever.
need to know something
was it mainly really rich elite master race british people who emigrated to the colonies because they had the money to afford it (but then why would they want to ??) or was it mainly the poor as shit ones because they were literally dying here and had no other option (but then how did they afford it ???)
>>61599540
dissociative identity disorder
>>61599526
Your past self is laughing at you because he got all the pleasure while you have to do the hard work
>WIGAN
Business idea : make the goal bigger
>>61599604
roughly half of the population is less intelligent than average
fuck everyone in this thread
Business idea: make the ball smaller
what's the matter with wigan?
Ethelwulf mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoxDmbSmQEE
>LIVERPOOL.
Disintiligentiumagnesiosistantlanvacation.
>>61599672
Both, some of the elite decided to run businesses over there and took runts with them to do all the labour. So majority runts I'd say
>>61599627
well, what the fuck is it? County Durham, County Durham (district) with a different flag
>>61599641
bloody hotpockets
>>61599669
just did the best grilled cheese ever.
>>61599672
first one, weather and opportunities
>roughly half of the population is less intelligent than average
*oscar baits*
>>61599476
What posses people to do things like this?
>>61599443
The uk is a proper single market in everything including all services
The Scots have 5 times as much trade with the uk as they do with the eu and run a huge deficit (worse than Greece)
If they want independence then fair enough that's their choice (and as an Englishman I would vote for them to fuck off) but economically it won't be easy
I also think in terms of immigrants they are cushioned massively as they all go to england, an independent Scotland would become Sweden v2 but with a worse economy
business idea: make the ball bigger and orange for some reason, the goal smaller and round , use your hands and bounce when travelling
>>61599728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zL3wDLyXk
>>61599731
This gimmick makes me laugh
haha
>>61599734
noice
>>61599642
>>61599675
>56s
well well
Business idea : make my willy bigger and my bumhole smaller
>>61599730
Awful anime
me when needs a poo
>>61599746
>weather
don't think people would be inspired to go through months of travelling for this.
that's a modern notion when it only takes an hour or 2 to get to spain
>>61599734
Some counties have district councils for certain areas
>>61599672
If you ran a business you emigrated. But the businessmen usually travelled back and forth between the countries, usually starting a new family in every country too kek.
If you were poor as shit you left and never came back.
If you were a criminal you were deported.
>>61599672
The master race when to the Caribbean and then moved from there to the South and then a small amount fled to Canada later on
Religious nuts went to New England
Honest hard working decent folk and younger sons of the master race went to Virginia
Catholics to Maryland
Scots-Irish to the mountains
Germans and other religious nuts to the mid-Atlantic colonies
>>61599731
also quite like this gimmick
>>61599807
why does he look tiny
cant decide if like rolling joints or smoking them better
>>61599764
we have a huge deficit because we're in the UK
hint: it's the UK's deficit.
the west relies on debt expenditure
>>61599815
>don't think people would be inspired to go through months of travelling for this.
silly british runts don't even know how bad they have it. enjoy living inside raincucks
>>61599758
do a jig for me m8ie or ill send a leprechaun to rob your home
>>61599819
mine does but the only choice is "Cornwall (district)" which isn't actually one of the districts
ugly flag just shits things up
Hula hoops hurt my jaw but I'm going to eat them anyway
>anywhere in Merseyside
>>61599856
It's Lars, reddit bitch
>>61599886
thinking of watching this again
>>61599850
welsh?
>>61599807
Is that shopped?
>>61599871
don't reply to me
Test
>>61599913
it's very cute
Everyone is being really mean to England on /r/europe lads
Ooh did the man kick the ball? Does that make you happy?
Why is Nottingham the best city to live in
>>61599917
Pirates
>"great"er manchester
Didn't make me think
what do we do about the irish problem?
>>61599862
people travel in horrendous conditions for months and years because they have no job opportunities and government is persecuting them. not because they need a tan LOL
>>61599941
Because it's the quickest city to die in.
>>61599941
seem to have misspelled Bristol there lad
>>61599943
shwmae
SAAATAAA ANDAGIII
can anyone recommend an office chair for long hours for someone with a fat arse
current one has my bum aching after a few hours :/
>anywhere in Merseyside
>>61599955
>spectator
yes very neutral
>>61599934
Lol some right twats on there some Brit has actually moved to Romania because of the brexit
>>61599934
That's because Reddit comments are full of shills, chink shills, russian shills and EU shills. Put a comment up criticising Putin and watch how quickly it's downvoted into being hidden.
>>61599941
dad went to uni there, he's 72 and still gets their alumni magazine in the mail
look at this fucking cat
Why is Norwich so amazing
>>61599995
every chair desk chair will hurt unless you stand up 15 mins per hour or something like that
unless you get a sofa chair
>>61599861
Nope scotland is much much worse than the uk on average, don't make it about the west in general this is specifically about Scotland's particularly terrible deficit
You have free uni, prescriptions, dental care etc.
See: >>61599955
NO SURVIVORS
horny desu
>>61599995
http://www.dxracer.com/us/en-us/product/1/gaming_chairs/king_series/
Worth the price if you spend all day on a PC
Need a nice film that will make me feel content with life.
>>61600012
>>61600061
https://youtu.be/hZww6TwaBnM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
>>61600054
N O R F O L K
O
R
F
O
L
K
imagine being this actual new janny
would off myself
>>61600054
its all the chalk in the water
>>61600053
How do I get that plate armour?
>>61600062
>Nope scotland is much much worse than the uk on average
only london /south east keeps UK better in comparison.
NE england is worse than us.
>>61600054
Norwich is really left wing haha
One of the green party target areas like Bristol
>>61600103
cry more, kpop nonce
>>61600103
probably would desu
starting an internship in a bit and even I won't have to work for free
>>61600003
They didn't collect the data
>>61600054
Norwich is rich that's why.
>>61600141
What you doing
>>61600125
Yes and north east england isn't seriously considering independence so it doesn't matter how their finances would look if they were independent lol
When talking about an independent Scotland economy it is important to single out scotland
>>61600088
david attenborough wild life documentaries
>>61600123
i'll tell you when I ask her
>>61599176
He is a nonce though
>>61600073
>$USD 469.00
are you having a laff?
is he having a laff?
>>61600164
internship
>>61600179
bet janny'll delete this
>>61600074
Hmm.. I've got a question. How often do you use KOT instead CAT in daily life? It seem that this word become popular among some /int/ visitors
>>61600145
you can't project current circumstances onto a completely different future. powers, relations and everything else would change.
>>61600179
Bet she's a right slag
Very good
>>61600218
Hmmm fucking do one you bellsniff
>>61600189
I'm sat in one right now
>>61599244
Kidulthood
>>61600166
it makes the point about the UK's situation not being all that rosy
>>61600221
Yeah exactly they'd have drastically reduced access to the uk market which is by far their biggest market so it might be worse than now
>>61600173
Was rather hoping for a fictional film tbqh lad.
>>61600164
astronomy or something
>tfw off work for the next 2 weeks and have nothing to do
>couldn't be arsed doing anything or going anywhere
>will likely spend the whole 2 weeks drinking and shitposting
>will tell everyone in work I went on some interesting 'trip' up and down the country visiting 'friends'
>>61600160
You're goddamn right it is
>>61600218
Blini cat is popular here and I believe s/he's from Russia.
I don't use it in real life.
>>61600269
rump UK wouldn't afford that
i can't believe you've done this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UekJ597qaro
fucking classic tune
>>61599244
Trainspotting
>>61600094
osaka
>>61600302
Literally did this last week
>>61600267
How does it? More like it makes the point that Scotland's situation isn't all that rosy
>>61600326
very runty
Boring game, I could have been watching anime instead.
>>61599244
attack the block
>>61600353
that's why we need a change. scotland shouldn't be living beyond its means.
>>61600366
watch Dagashi
>>61600302
done this for the last 6 weeks
>>61600305
When my mate had his stag do there I thought he was just being a cheap cunt. But Norwich was fucking great, one of the best cities in England I can't lie.
>>61600316
No theres literally zero chance scotland could have the access it currently does
The European single market is the most comprehensive free trade zone in the world and even that doesn't come close to how trade inside a nation state works
>that italy block
I am liking all of these flags
Business idea: Make pancakes after the football and listen to some music
>>61600356
bashy is dat guy lad
>>61600378
Won't be good for living standards
>>61600384
Might do, is it comfy like Flying Witch?
>>61600406
rump uk couldn't afford that
sort of want to buy overwatch but i'm not sure it'd run well on a laptop
>>61600378
That is very true
>>61600304
I think we're on thin ice with this new janny 2bh
>>61600416
>>61600416
>mooler
>>61600444
fair though
why are italians so dirty
>>61600456
I clicked that filename and shit myself
>>61600454
Well rump scotland wouldn't have a choice
>>61600502
Moorish blood
>>61600454
Per capita the rest of the UK would benefit
>>61600473
I don't think Janny boy minds anime too much
>the italian coach doing the italian hands thing
classic
>>61600468
It's a blizzard game.
It'd run well on a fucking ps2.
yanks look interesting
>>61600469
we are living within our means though while we're the same country and there nothing you can do it about it.
>>61600468
is it a book?
Lads I'm not into football and I don't give a shit, but since I'm Welsh I've taken a slight interest into it recently. What I want to know is why England are so fucking SHIT. Seriously, I would have thought that England would be a good team, with literally billions to spend on players and swanky new high end training facilities. The best Welsh players are English ffs. WHY ARE ENGLAND SO FUCKING SHIT?
>>61600553
what's that from lad
>>61600530
>country split apart
>would benefit
'no'
>>61600273
realized i almost never watch feel-good movies. have you seen any of the following films: top secret, naked gun, airplane! or hot shots? i know laughing feels good
>>61600563
Bit rude desu, not going to answer that.
>>61600558
fuck off lad
i read plenty, just want to play a game
>>61600563
>The best Welsh players are English ffs.
errrrrr
why is being in a big group so draining lads
i fucking hate it
reeeeeeeee
>>61600555
Until gove cuts Scottish money as hes promised
>>61600468
does pc overwatch require a subscription ?
>>61600576
Cartel Land
alri so far
>>61600468
Post processor, ram and vram and I'll tell you
>>61600563
start following rugby lad, we always do much better
Y'all ready for this?
>>61600563
bale, ramsey , allen aren't english?
>>61600608
5 is the optimal number of mates
>>61600608
Introvert pls
>>61600624
>posting the crap version
>>61600611
whatever happened to the so called united kingdom
>>61600638
That was 5 months ago
>>61600563
If it was just about money then America would win every world cup and south America would be shit
Ok then bookfag, recommend me some good horror.
>>61600638
Doing an internship as an internship
>>61600624
did you just make one?
>>61600532
I'll give him something a little lewd to mull over
>>61600662
Devolution
He's promising extra powers for Scottish Parliament in exchange for less money which is something holyrood wants
>>61600670
Goosebumps
>>61600670
Goosebumps
>>61600689
no i just saw the webm and thought it was a good filename
>>61600584
Country could be split 100 times it would still benefit certain regions
>>61600711
barnett will literally never be scrapped
>>61600708
hmm
Don't reply to me ever again you anime nonce cunt
>60 mins in
>2 attempts from germany
>1 attempt from italy
hm
>>61600711
Literally wouldn't mind all UK countries becoming independent of one another but reinventing the union as a trade, military and freedom of movement union tbph.
>>61600696
>Not living in glorious EST time zone
>using continental 24h format
feel bad for you runt
>>61600673
what
>>61600667
>>61600698
yank keyboard means yank calendar haha
>>61600696
>windows 10
dumb sheep runt pig cattle
>>61600756
>you in charge of timing
had enough of you lads bullying your own countryman
>POOTALY
>>61600780
alri rms haha
>POOTALY
>>61600793
fucking hell lel
G E R M A N Y
we're in here lads
>>61600740
>>61600740
>>61600740
>>61600809
>rms
>Republik Maluku Selatan (Republic of the South Moluccas), self-proclaimed republic in the Maluku Islands founded in 1950
alri haha
>>61600770
EST a shit
>>61600780
Literally GOAT OS
bash built in native and vidya
fite me irl
