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stand firm edition
>>61557946
/balt + ausnz/
hold fast
>stand firm
Yeah, for Janny's trigger finger lmao
fuckin hell janny
>>61558014
this 2bh
HE WALKS AMONG US
gingies
calling the police
>>61558014
>>61558027
At what age did you suck your first cock, gay boys?
janny doing a brilliant job keeping the kpop nonces down in the mud where they belong
good work janny
learning python for work
such a dull language
it's just not /brit/ without caralad
how should i spend my weekend lads? i have lots of disposable money if that helps
I can't be the only one here who likes Ben Howard
>polaboo is so creepy that he gets rejected by prostitutes
based janny
>>61558087
spend it up my shitpipe
>janny deleting cara
i think janny is a bit of a bender lmao
>he does it for free
Scotland >>>>>>>>>>>> piss>>>> shit>>>> Ireland >>> Pakis >>> Poleaboo >>>> England
>>61558077
Based janny
Paki gook spammers and that unfunny dutch cunt have been doing their nut in
>>61558087
turn off your phone and just drink all day while watching reruns of top gear
Say it after me.
FOR.
FREE.
ok so we aren't allowed talk about british women what about british owend aircraft and a british airforce display team?
>>61558081
my mate learned the lisp family of languages and currently works in maintaining really old servers and software. must be a cool job being one of very few experts in that field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-cNBhelso
thailad is in this video
>>61558116
>stops kpop faggot
>Bans caralad
I'm very conflicted
>>61557946
Article 50?
>>61558077
Love that guy
Kpoopers are literally kiddie diddlers and need to be permabanned
>>61558136
1/300,000th of the iceland populace just responded to me
wew
>>61558014
can someone explain to me why this is deleted?
Will we ever know peace
>>61558183
2/3 of the goals belong to iceland
>>61558125
in ascending orde?
>>61558195
london
>>61558092
>prostitutes
*dommes
>>61558201
>chebs
try again
>>61558056
>tfw been craving dick since I was 12 but will never go through with it
The closet is deep.
>>61558210
kek /wales/ today at 8 m8, the home countries still got this
>>61558201
Wrong pic sorry lads
>>61558155
I've fucked all of them
>>61558056
>gay boys
Being attracted to a dyke is the least gay thing possible
Quick lads, talk about British culture or else...
think i'm losing patience with this new janny
entertainment value is starting to wear off
>>61558217
in desc
These Mitchell pics are getting quite spooky.
>>61558230
literally stop being autistic
youre paying for sex
>>61558261
If he deletes this for free I swear to g-d
installed 4chan X
hmm this is very disconcerting
>slag posting now gets deleted
>>61558210
afhverju ertu i /brit/
>>61558266
i hear they are baptized in tea and their teeth are on the outside of their mouths
>>61558252
I might unironically suck a dick one day but I think getting fucked in my arse is just a step too far for me, needs too much commitment and time and every time I have a wank I just dismiss it
got another job interview next monday. at my last one I vomited
how can I not vomit this time?
>>61558252
>typical French man
sersh
1 bong till Wayols lads
>>61558309
nice, it was annoying.
t. slag
Why do people consider ROI a home nation?
They're filthy traitors and mean as much to me as Poland or turkey - absolutely nothing
>>61558316
tveir - einn
>>61558325
why did you vomit?
>>61558262
sure you have 2bh
--- RARE MITCHELLS ---
~~ DO **NOT** STEAL!! ~~
>>61558266
India should GTFO out of the Kashmir region region
just put this up in my room to honour wales, and their contribution to british nationalism, football and scenery
starting to get a bit of self confidence lads
>>61558322
Oh no, I like the thought of that. I'm a bit messed up.
>>61558336
I doubt this is typical.
novel sport idea: swimming without the pool
Why does he take his "job" so seriously?
>>61558263
>it's not gay to fancy a girl who looks like a 15 year old boy
Just accept you're gay, you'll feel better about yourself
>>61558372
it's something that happens when I get really really anxious. I hadn't had any real interaction with another human for the last 5 months prior and now I was being thrown into the deep end
>>61558414
get him, janny
>>61558389
nice one lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibLntdLiJA
tune
>>61558414
three... two... one...
>>61558435
good karen
>>61558357
Careful Karut, that violent kind of behaviour will get you thrown in jail by Herr Merkel
>>61558291
you don't get sex with dommes
It's foot worship, humiliation and that sorta stuff
*does a kpop*
oops haha
fake thailad is posting in this thread. not a fan
>>61558435
inb4 deleted
>>61558463
don't you mean monsieur janny?
What proportion of /brit/ regulars have been banned in this culling
unironically think it's about 50%
>>61558426
>girl who looks like a 15 year old boy
>stop having a different opinion than me
So give me a list of approved girls to like then
no asians pls
>>61558460
>those fucking biscuits
GIB
>>61558445
>tfw played rugby in highschool
>tfw there are no beer leagues here
gonna have to move to anglo canada
imagine being on that step and looking down on the world
humans were not supposed to do this
>it's a janitor has a hissy fit episode
business idea: non-absorbent biscuits
excellent, excellent
the kpop nonces and anime pakis shall know no peace under the reign of HIS JANNYNESS
What exactly are the acceptable topics of conversation, Mr. janny?
suck my willy janny
you're a wanker
>>61558507
wondering why it hasn't hit me
must be providence. is should go and buy a lottery ticket
>>61558535
>biscuits
<message deleted by nazi mod who wanks himself to sleep over the minisvule amount of power given to him on a chinese animation board>
accomplished nothing today
>>61558540
post the one that hasn't been doctored please
>>61558540
>thousands of feet above ground
>the world doesn't turn beneath him
ummm... hello?
>>61558389
ENGLAND AND WALES
>>61558575
>minisvule
haha
runt
>>61558552
>>61558575
>>61558546
HOW MANY OF THESE POSTS WILL BE DELETED? PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
business idea: pay a living wage to the janny with a 5% tax on posting in /brit/ threads
Is there one autistic mod just keeping watch of what's posted on /brit/ or something
touching my pee pee
>>61558565
whatever the fuck you call them, i remember having them when i stayed in aberwisthsnmmisth
>>61558599
needs to happen, scotcucks, norncucks and irish can form their own country and join the EU
>>61558552
unironically enjoyed this post ironic post
>Britain's HDI is lower than Americas poorest state missisipi
>california has a better economy
Why do people pretend britain is first world?
>posts an image on an image board
>gets deleted
>>61558628
>mod
nah it's just the janjan
the mod was handing out permabans for posting Mitchells yesterday, this isn't nearly as bad
>>61558615
as long as you don't post an image you're good I think
still sweating, lads. so hot jees
this is an experiment.
please stand back.
>The janny is unironically deleting gookshit posts
Hahaha yes!! Fucking finally! THANK YOU BASED JANNY, at long last the chinky paki vermin are gone.
No more ugly gooks in our BRITISH general
>>61558648
11/10 odds on this being deleted
>>61558630
the only pee pee one is legally allowed to touch in Russia
>>61558653
Lets see if this gets deleted
Zip, Zilch, Zero.
Can you guess what I'm referring to?
>>61558646
its weird, on paper america is the greatest country on earth in a lot measures and then you actually visit and all the homeless people and violence reminds you that its actually 3rd world
>>61558706
Your sexual partners
>>61558706
the number of kpop nonces not crying into their keyboards at this very moment? lmao
*gives you the double V sign and walks away*
APOLOGISE
>>61558706
card game?
>>61558706
The Beach?
got a warning lads
looks like the cara dream is over
so what international thing would you guys like to discuss?
the dream is over
i am detritus
>>61558682
not going anywhere lad
>>61558706
the number of australians that make non shit posts
/balt/ here (ignore the flag) we been also hit..
>>61558730
sick burn
>>61558646
American states have a different HDI method you retard
hmmmm, interesting.
how about this?
[hint: pictured is a JAPANESE music group]
>>61558653
you missed one
>>61558751
politics :^)
>>61558744
rodger
remember when Jeremy Corbyn fucking smacked that BBC assistant because he didn't get a hot dinner one evening
mental
>>61557946
So what do people talk about here?
>>61558751
how about ur pee pee?
>>61558740
>>61558749
>>61558750
>>61558773
the correct answer is the amount janny is being paid :^)
>>61558766
see ya
how much of a no life do you have to be to constantly be resetimg your router to post gooks
>>61558751
Austria-Hungary's invasion of Serbia and why time and time again throughout history the white German/Austrian race is seemingly destined for failure even with substantial initial gains and a seemingly weaker enemy.
>>61558810
how much we hate the janny
>>61558751
Good
Since when was posting some sub-par, chimp-looking '''''''model''''''' over and over again a topic of BRITISH discussion
>>61558778
lies, blat is full of normies and they're having fun right now.
>>61558805
charli x
>>61558786
Even if you just compare GDP per capita, the UK would be like the 8th poorest state. Probably lower since the Brexit
>>61558818
Janny on suicide watch
pizza is the quintessential meme food.
>sparse ingredients
>spread thin
>overpriced and popular because of the novelty of being round and making pictures with the toppings
just had one that I can only assume used a sheet of paper for a base. it was that thin
normies will unironically pay £10 for that
I wonder who could be behind this
For every penny the janitor gets paid I have sex with a hot girl
>>61558818
F O R F R E E
O
R
F
R
E
E
>>61558790
fucking nobel prize in shitposting sciences headed your way germanon, nice to find out where HIS boundaries lie
slags are part of every culture and thus relevant to /int/
accountancy really fits my personality 2bh
Excellent read https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.html
fascinating...
next up is a jolly NORTH korean marching band. what findings will the experiment yield?
>>61558857
it's a while before janny applications are open again lad
>>61558911
are you a boring kike?
who is janny to decide what's culture and what's not
fucking bigot
>>61558883
>buying thin crust pizza
back to waitrose with you
>>61558887
Me as well
>>61558805
So much this
She has everything needed for sex
what if they'll manage how to ban dynamic IP's? They managed this on 2ch.
bit terrifying
>>61558920
really makes you think....
>>61558910
This isn't British culture
Janny get him!
>>61558805
best girl desu
>>61558933
>deep pan
FOY
>>61558943
i'll have to be a good boy
>he's not out with his m8s on a Friday evening
Why are you here?
testing slags
>>61558943
>They managed this on 2ch.
kak??
Things I hate:
Warm beers
Muslamics
Parents who get their babies ears pierced
science isnt real
>>61558805
>>61558938
looks like a tranny
>thailand
ahh I get it now
>>61558971
got no friends in all honesty
>>61558805
Fucking hideous paki
>>61558868
>>61558938
>>61558962
rasheed
>>61558970
Or maybe I'll have to get a life in that case. At least they can't ban me IRl, lel.
>>61558971
*leans towards the mic*
ahem
*pulls the mic a little closer*
because I'm not out with my m8s on a Friday evening
yeah
*pushes the mic away and walks off*
>>61559007
Not an argument
>living on a birds body part
>>61558938
especially the rollerblades
>>61558963
>not liking thicc crust
fuck off
if it is one thing we do better it is pizza
did the janny have another meltdown since 5 hours ago?
>why yes I do take my job seriously and do it for free
>>61558988
idk, but reatrting router anc cleaning cash doesn't help avoiding the ban on 2ch anymore. Maybe they banned mine whole sub network
i shall like to post a picture of a MALE kpop band.
what would happen in such a case?
this thread so far
>Janny
He's doing the general quite a service :^)
frorirwjdjfbr
yank pizza is great
>>61559066
fuck off memer. go watch your 'nerdy' youtube videos about pi and the circumference of a pizza
Anybody else here drinking alone
what're you having if so?
I'm having vodka and tomato juice
I literally just ate 2 mini pepperoni pizzas lads
>>61557946
Doesn't that lion need a cock and balls?
>>61559096
they don't look male
>>61559094
got a long ditance relationship going 2bh
>>61559094
been talking to one on interpals for about 5 months now
she's good company, hopefully i can meet her someday.
>why yes, I spend 12 hours a day deleting posts for minor infractions on an Azerbaijani hockey forum
>>61559136
amstel
>>61559136
I'm drinking milk shake with cherry
>>61559136
Why not just make a Bloody Mary?
>>61559133
I'd suck your cock until you cum and then keep sucking it for another 45 minutes afterwards
business idea: paid janitors for 4chan
the kpop group pictured has disbanded recently. they do no longer exist. i am not posting a picture of a band, but of individuals who simply happen to have taken a picture together, for whatever reasons.
also pizza is a large part of the reason why yanks shit themselves in walmart
>>61559136
drinking TEA, which is a very culturally english thing to be drinking
nb: this post is on topic and relates to international culture, janny pls don't delete
>>61559179
don't have lemons or tobasco
40 bings lads
40 bings
business idea: subsidise the child porn and anime for 4chan janitors
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/irish-football-fan-jailed-for-eight-months-after-assault-in-paris-during-euro-2016-34848303.html
best fans in the world lads
tokio hotel
off to the nightshift
wagecucking to the limit at the moment lads
>>61559136
Whatever beer is still around
>>61559230
fair enough
>>61559265
how much do you make per hour at the nightshift?
might play some enter the gungeon
haven't done that in a while
>>61559265
working where?
bit frustrated
who / WAYULES / here
buttblasted engcucks need not apply unless you can handle the banter
fucking hell i cant stop thinking about it. it's making me ill
Pretty sure recent banning events show janny is a racist brexiter who doesn't want Asians in his country.
What are some android apps that /brit/ really likes?
I trust none of you lads are willingly being opressed by DRM
>>61559304
I love me some Rambo, not a fan of his new hair though
>>61559280
€15
>>61559294
Dublin bus
>tfw no english rose
>>61559316
2-1?
>>61559326
Clover
>>61559332
I rip all my songs off youtube, no fucking DRM for me thanks
who here /masterchef/ before the game?
>>61559255
>>61559260
WE WILL DEFEAT IRELAND ON SUNDAY
gingies?
>>61559342
You drive for them? what's it like? I take the 40 all the time and the drivers seem to get a hard time often
business idea: cars that work like hover boards
>>61559342
cleaning them yeah?
that sounds shit
panda panda panda panda panda
>>61559388
put out that bush fire with your hose
now THIS may or may not be a kpop band. while i do know what is the case for sure, the uninformed onlooker does not. they miht as well be spanish, for all he knows. to declare them korean based on their physical features would indeed be very racist.
hmmm...
ah yes let's give someone who browses /brit/ 24/7 access to janitorial '''''powers'''' very impressive
Need to hit up the gym lads
Getting soft
would like to slaughter every Irish dog
>>61559385
What are the hosts like on UK masterchef?
The hosts here in Aus are pretty nice, but I've watched some youtube of American masterchef and they're utter cunts on that.
>>61559380
Fucking excellent
Just did a poo lads.
As I was sitting on the loo, I realised something:
Not a single thing matters in the world.
Nobody really matters.
You can do whatever you want.
Did my head in thinking about that.
Of all the poothoughts I've had, it was biggest.
Everything started to click into place.
Should I really "commit" myself to worthwhile pursuits?
I thought some more.
Then I farted a bit.
Finally, another realisation hit me:
Obviously, it's worth putting effort into big projects.
Reach for the moon, if you miss you'll impress slags anyway.
Fucking is nice enough to justify the effort.
Reaching for my arse, I wiped away the shit.
Enjoying the sense of realisation and empty bowels.
Even if you work, at least you're not doing it for nothing.
Delicious chocolate milk
>>61559440
Is Masterchef the one with the >ACTIVATED ALMONDS guy?
>>61559450
you'll turn 21 soon lad don't worry
>>61559233
Ta for the reminder, seppo.
So will we get a full fat Brexit or a semi-skimmed Brexit?
I'VE FIGURED IT OUT LADS
THE JANNY IS A BENDER
>lets previous ''bender thread'' get posted early
>>61554974
>removes any and all posts about women
Those pictures thainonce was posting last night were fucking disgusting, not surprised the janny has gone thermonuclear on us
Trying to eat my dinner but the normies are being interruptive
>Lose a referendum
>Claim democracy had failed
Ahhh yes, impressive.
Gonna set up the PS1 and play some CTR, haha.
>>61559389
no maintenance. the drivers are animals though, sometimes I have to clean their canteen and the fucking state of it.
>>61559414
I mostly fuel them. It would be shit full time but I'm only doing it for the summer and then back to college so Idon't have to pay tax
>>61559465
Already am 21 2bh
Trying to cut back on drinking, been excessive since I finished HS
>>61559463
Don't think so lad.
>>61559495
this, its actually hilarious how upset the oxbridge/london crowd was at the UK making a decision for itself
You haven't filtered Thailand? You should do it soon desu
how did nige silence the bnp and britain first long enough to get his racist views into the mainstream ?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
Article 50 petition well on its way to 100,000 signatures, wahey.
>>61559512
>Idon't have to pay tax
calling the revenue 2bh
>>61559424
One on the left honestly looks like a tranny. It's the jaw that gives it away desu, could cut diamonds on that thing.
Lads, my pubic hair is literally falling out in clumps
I can literally just pull it out
What is happening to me
>>61559537
>a fucking leave
>>61559472
If Gove wins the contest we'll leave fully. If May wins we might as well stay in.
tinychat DOT com SLASH notgaygen
Just to have some other lads in here.
Can't stop purchasing cocaine
May have a problem, but oh well
>Septic tank rhymes with Yank
Those Aussies are pretty clever
Me and my bf
>>61559512
how many litres does a double decker hold?
How much is the tax on them a year?
>>61559326
Come on lads
All I've got is yikyak and deezer
>>61559352
Where can you download that now it's not on the app store?
>>61559565
Gove shouldn't be the new PM, the twat doesn't even want an NHS
>>61559410
hover car concept
do not steal
please respond >>61559557
i'm going for a shower and worried it will all be gone
>>61559597
F-Droid
>>61559602
it'll be alright
>>61559602
radiation poisoning
nothing you've got the time to worry about
>>61559602
Malting, getting your summer coat
>>61559591
Instagram and Facebook
Me after a long night of cocaine and chocolate milk with some strippers
>>61559602
cancer
>>61559591
More of her.
Also, try US police scanners and get periscope if you don't already
>>61559627
I could've done a better job on those wheel arches with a fucking stapler
>>61559627
fucking terrible post
what the fuck does this mean
fuck off
>>61559600
Too wide
Apparently Michael Gove was against the Good Friday Agreement and instead wanted the UK to use military force to push the Irish out of Northern Ireland
good banter tbqh
endless rain
putting your willy inside a girl this weekend ?
please respond
>>61559602
Of course it's gonna fall out if you pull on it you nonce. The key is to not pull your hair out, then it stays on your body.
>>61559591
Install Cyanogenmod
Install F-Droid
Enjoy your freedom
>>61559562
brexit actually screwed me because i took advantage of the free movement of labour with my brit passport. but i still respect the decision and the people that made it
>>61559599
To be honest, I'm not a fan of the NHS.
An insurance system would be better.
>>61559683
I have never seen a vagina
>I could've done a better job on those wheel arches with a fucking stapler
>>61559657
dick is too big
this is a man who went to asia so he could feel big
>>61559672
so is you're are mum
>>61559590
they hold 400~ litres. Dunno how much tax they have on them
>Battle of the Somme happened 100 years ago to this day
30 more minutes and I can get my burger..
FUCK WORK
BURGER NOW
>>61559717
what happened?
>>61559689
its never happened before lad
its literally falling out in massive clumps if I pull on it
>>61559741
right that's it back into the filter you go
>>61559751
got a bit teary this morning watching the coverage
>>61559710
and more expensive .
rather have government consortium negotiating cheap deals than government having to kow tow to private fees
>>61559772
pretty sure everyone has filtered me now
the normies are at it again lads
20 bings lads
20 bings
>>61559751
just shows the horrors nationalism causes...
I worry about the growth of it now
the wife
>>61559828
Im talking to the gf right now.
How's yours doing?
>>61559832
that's a 9/10 in britain
>thanks to brexit there will be another european war in your lifetime
>>61559753
wouldn't mind dying and my meat being processed into a burger for a hot girl.to eat and subsequently shit out
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/06/28/regarding-brexit-democracy-and-elitism/
Thoughts?
>>61559820
you're my favorite non anglo poster, keep it up.
>>61559862
hopefully a race war
We're past 300 posts. Janny's nuts are now being zapped twice as much as usual, be very wary of angering him.
>>61559864
pls stop
>>61559650
aja warren
On the hard stuff again (double chocolate)
new
>>61559922
>>61559922
>>61559922
>>61559855
you don't have a gf
>>61559935
Damn that was quick
>>61559943
shit he called my bluff
>>61559935
YOU WERE WARNED!
>>61559871
the joyous tears in my eyes suggest i need a better social life
>>61559954
its a bot
>>61559869
agreed. referendums should be used sparingly. cameron was the weakest politician since 1940s germany
his tenure consisted of
>referendum please
>yes what date would you like
broke 195lbs today, so i'm having a cheat day. what should i have to eat?
Our new prime minister
>>61559896
no it'll be the same thing more or less.
we kept germany in check.
>>61560012
hot pockets
>>61560012
burger
>>61560024
I hope so.
I don't trust May to deliver on the EU.
>>61560012
'Go 'za
https://soundcloud.com/bethfarrelly/ho-hey-cover-the-lumineers
doing a listen
going to get smashed tonight lads
>>61560030
i don't have any and i just went to the shop
>>61560059
should i go to wendy's and get a frostie too?
Until at last...
Darkness took me...
I felt life in me again.
I want to stack em on each other and lick their assholes.
business idea: alcohol cigarettes and nicotine alcohol
>>61560135
the age 7
>>61560122
unlimited bladeworks
>>61560135
i'd put my mouth on both of their mouths
>Feel bloated as fuck
>Do a big burp
>Suddenly full of energy again
GOAT feeling t b h.
>>61560168
Dumb cunt fuck the other thread is meant to reach page 6 you absolute munter.
JANNY! BAN THIS FAGGOT!
>>61560085
>shop
store you bloody yank
New:
>>61564043
>>61564043
>>61564043
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