Smeagol/Gollum thread.
Who are you?! Show yourself!
cara
>>61560149
test
So how exactly are "momentum" not just entryists?
Why are they allowed?
forgive me
i mistook you for saruman
>>61560199
this 2bh
Do states with legal weed sell alcohol that will get you high yet?
he does it for free
Btw, this is Transylvania, please move there :).
>25 euros for a dominos meal
British related car(a)'s 2bh lads
why british tourists are so subhuman? they are like russian tourists
>>61560253
memefood
>>61560253
>$5 for an entire little ceasar's pizza
has jani put his foot down regarding korean autism?
couldn't have asked for a better end to the week ahahahahahahaha get fucked you nobeds get absolutely fucked ahahahahhahahahha
We didn't go far enough with the Germans
>>61560253
>Making a new thread this early
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gf agreed to marry me
>>61560253
I got mine to 30
http://www.dominoscode.me/
this gives u a discount code unless you live in some shithole that isin't Dublin
WE DONT NEED NO JANNY
LET THIS MOTHERFUCKED BURN
>>61560284
Worst tourists:
1. Chinese
----power gap---
2. Russian
3. English
moving to belfast in a week lads
CANNOT wait
how will they treat a white englishman? I'm moving to south belfast if that helps, I was told to keep out of east, north and west belfast
#KeepCorbyn
Gf agreed to marry me.
>>61560337
look at these tragic people
sisters bf just came over
>>61558092
amer you rapscallion what have you done now
>>61560265
(put a chevy v8 in it 2bh)
Who's that walks towards you guy?
had a wank, lads.
gf agreed to marry me
>>61560312
More than that is we did germany a favour by setting up their federal state system. it makes them strong and balance much more than ourselves.
>>61560381
you'll be fine in the south mate
you'll probably have more friends than me in about a week hahahahaa
>>61560416
He's probably got a thing for tubbies 2bh
>>61560429
probably already has a supercharged v8
waiting for the lads down at the pub
>>61560448
Wow, congrats breeder.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
so how has your first week, free of the shackles of the EU been treating you?
>>61560342
>http://www.dominoscode.me/
never works in finglas
So what's the new system for posting new threads?
Mummy went away for the weekend with her boyfriend and left written instructions for me. Know idea what she wrote.
where's herts
You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask is "Who are you?. I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better.
>>61560456
he's probably told himself that even though in reality he had no better options
>>61560452
wanna meet up for a pint?
no homo haha
>>61560495
depends if the janny is having a fit or not
>>61560493
>only works in ireland
we should have stayed in the eu
>>61560464
Yes but it needs one that runs
>>61560534
you are gonna get doxed now
>>61560495
Bait janny at 310 and if he deleties wait for page 7
>>61560550
excellent post.
>>61560575
post a picture of the outside of your window
>>61560550
I'm erect
>>61560495
>Thread gets deleted by janny after 150 post
>someone does a new
if i dont get a reply....youre going to go rep-byebye....because im going to fucking do you
Rate my socks
Fuck it I'll get an apache pizza instead, only a tenner for a large pizza
why can't we be in the quarter finals, why this meme team
>>61560653
15-20% less than a week ago/10
>send all the hooligan chavs to France for the euros
>Quickly leave the eu and don't let them back in while they're still there
Good work boys
Justy ate half a box of weetabix dry now I got a wicked stomachache what did I get myself into lads
>>61560664
You can get one for $5 here 2bh
>>61560684
I know right fucking belgium
>>61560632
do me hard bby
>FTSE is higher than a week ago
![20160701_185832[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i4gaWYc.jpg "20160701_185832[1].jpg")
>>61560595
>>61560701
im genuinely unable to get through a single weetabiscuit dry
wtf how did you do it
id choke to death on the flakes
>3-3-2-2
what the fudge
>>61560708
But little Caesars is shit
>>61560664
go to boards.ie and look for the dominoes thread apachie is rotten
>>61560747
neet
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/06/28/regarding-brexit-democracy-and-elitism/
>Yes, there is such a thing as too much democracy
From the land of """"""""""Freedom™""""""""""
Test
LET'S GO BOYS
Why do people enjoy football?
most intense hail storm ive seen in my life going on right now
>>61560794
the old megathread is deleted and I've tried all the codes in the replacement thread, but none work. The finglas dominos is owned by a greedy jews
>>61560840
because they like men running around in shorts
>>61560840
because they love their countries
hen mania!
>>61560815
Freedom aint free
>>61560864
I love my country, but I do not see the relation to football.
>>61560815
To be fair, you wouldn't want retards voting on everything, especially stuff they don't understand.
>>61560777
Apache pizza looks equally shit 2bqhwy
Lads - what does one do when in love?
>>61560857
I don't know then lad
the one in tallaght was the busiest dominoes in the world
>>61560886
i like seeing my country achieve something
>>61560900
wank
my asshole itches
Just got the early access to skyrim remastered lads
>>61560925
Maybe makes more sense for you considering your team actually has people from your country on it.
ALL I WANNA SEE IS 1080P BUT REALITY KEEP ME ON 240
>>61560926
I don't even want to wank with such a fair maiden on my mind. She is the purest creature imaginable.
business idea: disposable arsehole scratchers
>>61560900
suppress it until it causes psychological damage
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/students-claim-they-too-depressed-brexit-to-do-exams-gcse-a-levels-vote-referendum-a7111796.html
ARROGANT STUDENTS
>>61560751
A little bit of water goes a long way my lad
>>61560747
ertu i... shit... wait, let me figure this out... it's just "i reykjavik" isn't it
You're so beautiful
you could be a waitress
mmm
You're so beautiful
you could be an air hostess in the 60s
>>61560981
>>61560963
That's called my housemate's toothbrush
>>61560974
The state of fucking """""journalism"""""" these days
Literally teenagers making jokes on Twitter and it gets plastered all over the media
>>61560234
literally this
>>61560948
Ah yes, Rorke... very impressive...
*does a silent, smelly fart*
>>61561035
Hello Ahmed.
>>61561021
looks like north yorkshire except very slightly worse
Need to find a good coke dealer desu, bored out of my fucking nut
>>61561021
I could dox you now,
When you lads turn 23, that will be when you realise just how much time you have wasted on these forums. Literally you will want to not be on the internet ever again
>>61561056
quite a good post
shame you got "warned" for it
>POOGIUM
Business idea: This flag for England
>>61561061
sainsbury's often have good deals on coke
>>61561117
Business idea: anything but that you cringe Reddit fuck
>>61561086
did you just turn 23?
>>61561046
except no no crimes
>>61561081
i'm moving your folders to the bin right now
>>61560234
>>61561028
so what happens now
>>61561117
But we aren't nordic.
WE WUZ ROMANZ, like Saint George
>>61561117
>no crescent moon
bit racist
play that funky music white boy
>>61561046
I bet Iceland has fewer Muslims
>>61561117
we could admit you to the nordic council
>>61561156
>WE WUZ ROMANZ
No.
>>61561147
how did you know
Did a Muller Rice
>>61560540
he was radicalised
goes by Sadam Hertssain now and hangs around /mena/
>>61561021
wtf do u live in a sumarbústað or smt
Describe your day. lads.
For me it's:
wake op
make coffee or tea
shitpost on /balt/
shitpost on /brit/
shitpost on /cum/
shitpost on some random interesting threads
have a wank on /gif/
browse 2ch/pr for a while
watch a movie
sleep
>>61561156
not really, except or london and a few legionaries
>>61561156
anglos and normans are both of nordic origin
it's only your celtic blood that muddles things up
You now remember Bale used to be a left back for Pootenham
>>61561209
we've got too much celt dna to qualify as being nordic
>>61561161
>>61561155
we sacrifice you
Why is Cornwall so poor?
>>61560337
the guy looks like a decent fellow. i'm sure he could do better but probably not. that's the sad state of women in our society.
>SHITAYOLS
>welsh goalkeeping
>POOALES
>neck tattoo
>whales
SHIEEEEEET belgium
>FALES
>>61561264
ex mining region, no big cities, spends all its money in plymouth
>The Ninja
bane?
woop woop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7cJu-eJf0
Belgian players all loom well dodgy desu. Have they just got random crims from all over the world since they're not actually a real country?
>>61561282
>>61561290
that's not how it work you fucking rems
see
>>61561312
>2 non countries playing against each other in the kickball
CANNOT FABRICATE
>>61561344
They used to own the Congo probs all from there haha
get em on board I'll call it in
ALL I WANNA BE IS TRULY HAPPY, BABY HOLD ME DOWN FOREVER LIKE GRAVITYYY
Business idea: Use "Þ" instead of "Th"
I þink þat we could really get behind þis letter, lads
>>61561355
>no faecal related puns
errrrr, no sweetie x
the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and doctor pavel here
found some choco in the drawer
>>61561410
this business idea has never ever caught on
Haha Iceland shirts have sold out in scotland
>>61561355
got any other reddit-browsing tips?
Immigrant thought.
>I will draw you Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
>>61561355
Stfu
I've been doing it this way for ages, literally check the archive
but only one of you
>>61561428
What was the nigger doing hiding in your drawer and have you kicked him out your country?
first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
Caught a cold off some wanker at work lads
novel sport idea: soccer with a bowling ball
>>61561428
could be poo ahaha?x
Wales? More like bale's haha
*pours another vodka*
FUCK YOU JANNY YOU DON'T OWN ME
*smacks the bottle, getting the last drops out*
FUCK OFF JANITOR
*adds a dash of lemon juice*
*swigs the concoction back*
UNPAID STAFF
UNPAID
VOLUNEETER
tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>61561255
I've already been warned
>>61561497
caramel dairy milk x
C'MON WALES!
WAHEY!
Business idea: cricket with a hand grenade
If there is a 7 second delay for live tv why does swearing and streakers always get left in anyway
who paid you to grab doctor pavel?
>>61561410
Þetta 2bh
lotta loyalty for a hired gun
>>61561410
i ſtarted þis 6 monþs ago, check þe archive
>>61561549
Its good banter
>>61561410
i REALLY like þat idea
>>61561410
>þis
>piss
novel sport idea: the soccer field has obstacles
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>61561613
dumme danmark
Legitimate business idea: http://www.ekathimerini.com/210061/article/ekathimerini/news/imf-chief-backs-athens-as-permanent-olympic-host
at least you can talk, who are you?
Just wondering if emojis are still filtered?
>>61561645
whooo are you
who who
who who
>>61561491
shouldn't have swallowed m8
>tfw no Aussie gf to barbie shrimp with
Business idea: feed the homeless.
it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>>61561678
>shrimp
Literally what?
>>61561654
There's like 2 that work
if I pulled that off, would you die?
>>61561703
prawns
>>61561687
Prepare to embrace the electric kettle.
>tfw no slag to my disposal
>>61561654
>emojis
I outright refuse to use this word.
When the fuck did the word emoticon go out of use?
>>61561703
crusty fish
it would be extremely painful
>>61561687
>>61561685
>>61561681
Ready to meet your new overlord?
what is the probability of my cat being a leftist?
>>61561704
Just tried one of the ones I thought worked but it didn't show up, gonna try some more:
Refball
Hazard is paid him off
you're a big guy
>>61561807
Mite walke doewne to sumorsaete soemetime
I þink þæt woeulde bee a goede idayre
for poo
>>61561685
Wahey. We'll institute Trump as our Puppet President, so things will actually be better for them.
>>61561748
>emoticon
that was never a thing, it's called a 'smiley'
>>61561782
Mines not
>>61561634
dumme istrold
not going to lie most of you are complete bellsniffs
>>61561823
nej
>this ref
Fuck off desu
>try to make some toast under the grill
>burn four slices
>give up and just drink wine instead
don't know what to have for dinner desu I've got no meat or fish, don't know how to make food without either of them
>>61561856
why don't you go shops
Pham, i'm concerned about the results of the EU referendum because i feel like it was a fear campaign from the get go.
>>61561174
North Yorkshire has very little muslims, m8
You're thinking of West Yorkshire, specifically Bradford (and to an extent Leeds)
Obvs. Iceland would have less though anyway.
>>61561852
eat your sheep's head
yorkshire more like pooshire
>>61561869
went earlier and didn't pick anything up but veg and cheese and bread and pasta and wine. Might put some tomato sauce and anchovies and cheese on toast and make mini pizzas lol
Status update on janny's nut?
Really makes you think
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/748882020344827905
>>61561896
Flodeboller
>>61561748
An emoticon is a typographic display of a facial representation, used to convey emotion in a text only medium. Like so:
;-)
Invented multiple times over human history, its internet-era genesis is widely considered to have occurred in September 1982, when computer scientist Scott Fahlman suggested to the Carnegie Mellon University message board that :-) and :-( could be used to distinguish jokes from serious statements online. Shortly thereafter came the name, a portmanteau of the phrase “emotion icon”.
In contrast to the grassroots creation of the emoticon, emoji were created in the late 1990s by NTT DoCoMo, the Japanese communications firm. The name is a contraction of the words e and moji, which roughly translates to pictograph.
Unlike emoticons, emoji are actual pictures, of everything from a set of painted nails to a slightly whimsical ghost. And where emoticons were invented to portray emotion in environments where nothing but basic text is available, emoji are actually extensions to the character set used by most operating systems today, Unicode.
In essence, emoji are treated by the computer as letters from a non-western language, in much the same way as Japanese and Chinese characters are. But that also means that the software has to explicitly support them – otherwise it is forced to display a placeholder icon, or even just a blank space (which you might see between the brackets in the paragraph above if your browser doesn’t support emoji).
It also means that each company has to provide its own interpretations of what the emoji descriptions should actually look like – and they don’t always agree. Take the implementations of the “dancer” emoji: for Twitter and Apple, it’s a female flamenco dancer. But for Google, it was, until recently, a John Travolta lookalike dancing disco style. And now it’s a weird blobby thing.
>POOGIUM
>>61561856
go to a fancy restaurant and run off without paying
nice job guys
>belljum
>>61561818
Wanna learn Old English 2bh, it's cool stuff
>>61561856
>make some toast under the grill
Why not use a toaster m8?
>>61561782
cats are the least leftist pet
WALESSSSSSS
belgium more like bellendgium
@jeremycorbyn please don't resign, the mandem need you
>Wanna learn Old English 2bh, it's cool stuff
>>61561969
maybe he put cheese on it or something
>>61561929
kamelåså
REALLY makes you think
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/748896060479713280
baneposting is stupid
>>61562001
It sounds better than modern english imo
>>61561969
don't have one lol no need, got a grill inni.
did the man kick the ball again
did he kick it with his foot
>It sounds better than modern english imo
steak pie
