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Smeagol/Gollum thread.

Who are you?! Show yourself!
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cara
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>>61560149
test
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So how exactly are "momentum" not just entryists?

Why are they allowed?
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forgive me
i mistook you for saruman
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>>61560199
this 2bh
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Do states with legal weed sell alcohol that will get you high yet?
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he does it for free
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Btw, this is Transylvania, please move there :).
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>25 euros for a dominos meal
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British related car(a)'s 2bh lads
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why british tourists are so subhuman? they are like russian tourists
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>>61560253
memefood
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>>61560253
>$5 for an entire little ceasar's pizza
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has jani put his foot down regarding korean autism?
couldn't have asked for a better end to the week ahahahahahahaha get fucked you nobeds get absolutely fucked ahahahahhahahahha
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We didn't go far enough with the Germans
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>>61560253
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>Making a new thread this early

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Gf agreed to marry me
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>>61560253
I got mine to 30

http://www.dominoscode.me/

this gives u a discount code unless you live in some shithole that isin't Dublin
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WE DONT NEED NO JANNY
LET THIS MOTHERFUCKED BURN
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>>61560284
Worst tourists:

1. Chinese

----power gap---

2. Russian

3. English
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moving to belfast in a week lads

CANNOT wait

how will they treat a white englishman? I'm moving to south belfast if that helps, I was told to keep out of east, north and west belfast
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#KeepCorbyn
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Gf agreed to marry me.
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>>61560337
look at these tragic people
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sisters bf just came over
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>>61558092
amer you rapscallion what have you done now
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>>61560265
(put a chevy v8 in it 2bh)
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Who's that walks towards you guy?
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had a wank, lads.
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gf agreed to marry me
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>>61560312
More than that is we did germany a favour by setting up their federal state system. it makes them strong and balance much more than ourselves.
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>>61560381
you'll be fine in the south mate
you'll probably have more friends than me in about a week hahahahaa
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>>61560416
He's probably got a thing for tubbies 2bh
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>>61560429
probably already has a supercharged v8
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waiting for the lads down at the pub
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>>61560448
Wow, congrats breeder.
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
so how has your first week, free of the shackles of the EU been treating you?
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>>61560342
>http://www.dominoscode.me/
never works in finglas
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So what's the new system for posting new threads?
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Mummy went away for the weekend with her boyfriend and left written instructions for me. Know idea what she wrote.
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where's herts
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You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask is "Who are you?. I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better.
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>>61560456
he's probably told himself that even though in reality he had no better options
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>>61560452
wanna meet up for a pint?

no homo haha
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>>61560495
depends if the janny is having a fit or not
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>>61560493
>only works in ireland

we should have stayed in the eu
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>>61560464
Yes but it needs one that runs
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>>61560534
you are gonna get doxed now
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>>61560495
Bait janny at 310 and if he deleties wait for page 7
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>>61560550
excellent post.
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>>61560575
post a picture of the outside of your window
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>>61560550
I'm erect
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>>61560495
>Thread gets deleted by janny after 150 post
>someone does a new
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if i dont get a reply....youre going to go rep-byebye....because im going to fucking do you
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Rate my socks
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Fuck it I'll get an apache pizza instead, only a tenner for a large pizza
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why can't we be in the quarter finals, why this meme team
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>>61560653
15-20% less than a week ago/10
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>send all the hooligan chavs to France for the euros
>Quickly leave the eu and don't let them back in while they're still there

Good work boys
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Justy ate half a box of weetabix dry now I got a wicked stomachache what did I get myself into lads
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>>61560664
You can get one for $5 here 2bh
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>>61560684
I know right fucking belgium
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>>61560632
do me hard bby
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>FTSE is higher than a week ago
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>>61560595
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>>61560701
im genuinely unable to get through a single weetabiscuit dry
wtf how did you do it
id choke to death on the flakes
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>3-3-2-2

what the fudge
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>>61560708
But little Caesars is shit
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>>61560664
go to boards.ie and look for the dominoes thread apachie is rotten
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>>61560747
neet
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/06/28/regarding-brexit-democracy-and-elitism/

>Yes, there is such a thing as too much democracy

From the land of """"""""""Freedom™""""""""""
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Test
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LET'S GO BOYS
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Why do people enjoy football?
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most intense hail storm ive seen in my life going on right now
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>>61560794
the old megathread is deleted and I've tried all the codes in the replacement thread, but none work. The finglas dominos is owned by a greedy jews
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>>61560840
because they like men running around in shorts
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>>61560840
because they love their countries
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hen mania!
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>>61560815

Freedom aint free
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>>61560864
I love my country, but I do not see the relation to football.
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>>61560815
To be fair, you wouldn't want retards voting on everything, especially stuff they don't understand.
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>>61560777
Apache pizza looks equally shit 2bqhwy
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Lads - what does one do when in love?
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>>61560857
I don't know then lad

the one in tallaght was the busiest dominoes in the world
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>>61560886
i like seeing my country achieve something
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>>61560900

wank
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my asshole itches
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Just got the early access to skyrim remastered lads
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>>61560925
Maybe makes more sense for you considering your team actually has people from your country on it.
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ALL I WANNA SEE IS 1080P BUT REALITY KEEP ME ON 240
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>>61560926
I don't even want to wank with such a fair maiden on my mind. She is the purest creature imaginable.
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business idea: disposable arsehole scratchers
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>>61560900
suppress it until it causes psychological damage
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>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/students-claim-they-too-depressed-brexit-to-do-exams-gcse-a-levels-vote-referendum-a7111796.html

ARROGANT STUDENTS
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>>61560751

A little bit of water goes a long way my lad
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>>61560747
ertu i... shit... wait, let me figure this out... it's just "i reykjavik" isn't it
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You're so beautiful
you could be a waitress
mmm

You're so beautiful
you could be an air hostess in the 60s
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>>61560981
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>>61560963
That's called my housemate's toothbrush
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>>61560974
The state of fucking """""journalism"""""" these days

Literally teenagers making jokes on Twitter and it gets plastered all over the media
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>>61560234
literally this
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>>61560948
Ah yes, Rorke... very impressive...
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*does a silent, smelly fart*
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>>61561035
Hello Ahmed.
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>>61561021
looks like north yorkshire except very slightly worse
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Need to find a good coke dealer desu, bored out of my fucking nut
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>>61561021
I could dox you now,
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When you lads turn 23, that will be when you realise just how much time you have wasted on these forums. Literally you will want to not be on the internet ever again
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>>61561056
quite a good post
shame you got "warned" for it
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>POOGIUM
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Business idea: This flag for England
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>>61561061

sainsbury's often have good deals on coke
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>>61561117
Business idea: anything but that you cringe Reddit fuck
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>>61561086
did you just turn 23?
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>>61561046
except no no crimes
>>61561081
i'm moving your folders to the bin right now
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>>61560234
>>61561028
so what happens now
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>>61561117
But we aren't nordic.

WE WUZ ROMANZ, like Saint George
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>>61561117

>no crescent moon

bit racist
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play that funky music white boy
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>>61561046
I bet Iceland has fewer Muslims
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>>61561117
we could admit you to the nordic council
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>>61561156
>WE WUZ ROMANZ
No.
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>>61561147
how did you know
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Did a Muller Rice
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>>61560540
he was radicalised

goes by Sadam Hertssain now and hangs around /mena/
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>>61561021
wtf do u live in a sumarbústað or smt
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Describe your day. lads.
For me it's:
wake op
make coffee or tea
shitpost on /balt/
shitpost on /brit/
shitpost on /cum/
shitpost on some random interesting threads
have a wank on /gif/
browse 2ch/pr for a while
watch a movie
sleep
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>>61561156
not really, except or london and a few legionaries
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>>61561156
anglos and normans are both of nordic origin

it's only your celtic blood that muddles things up
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You now remember Bale used to be a left back for Pootenham
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>>61561195
no
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>>61561209
we've got too much celt dna to qualify as being nordic
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>>61561161
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>>61561155
we sacrifice you
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Why is Cornwall so poor?
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>>61560337
the guy looks like a decent fellow. i'm sure he could do better but probably not. that's the sad state of women in our society.
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>SHITAYOLS
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>welsh goalkeeping
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>POOALES
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>neck tattoo
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>whales
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SHIEEEEEET belgium
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>FALES
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>>61561264
ex mining region, no big cities, spends all its money in plymouth
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>The Ninja
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bane?
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woop woop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7cJu-eJf0
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Belgian players all loom well dodgy desu. Have they just got random crims from all over the world since they're not actually a real country?
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>>61561282
>>61561290
that's not how it work you fucking rems

see
>>61561312
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>2 non countries playing against each other in the kickball

CANNOT FABRICATE
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>>61561344
They used to own the Congo probs all from there haha
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get em on board I'll call it in
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ALL I WANNA BE IS TRULY HAPPY, BABY HOLD ME DOWN FOREVER LIKE GRAVITYYY
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Business idea: Use "Þ" instead of "Th"

I þink þat we could really get behind þis letter, lads
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>>61561355

>no faecal related puns

errrrr, no sweetie x
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the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and doctor pavel here
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found some choco in the drawer
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>>61561410
this business idea has never ever caught on
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Haha Iceland shirts have sold out in scotland
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>>61561355
got any other reddit-browsing tips?
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Immigrant thought.

>I will draw you Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.
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>>61561355
Stfu
I've been doing it this way for ages, literally check the archive
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but only one of you
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>>61561428
What was the nigger doing hiding in your drawer and have you kicked him out your country?
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first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
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Caught a cold off some wanker at work lads
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novel sport idea: soccer with a bowling ball
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>>61561428
could be poo ahaha?x
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Wales? More like bale's haha
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*pours another vodka*
FUCK YOU JANNY YOU DON'T OWN ME
*smacks the bottle, getting the last drops out*
FUCK OFF JANITOR
*adds a dash of lemon juice*
*swigs the concoction back*
UNPAID STAFF

UNPAID

VOLUNEETER
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tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
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>>61561255
I've already been warned
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>>61561497
caramel dairy milk x
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C'MON WALES!

WAHEY!
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Business idea: cricket with a hand grenade
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If there is a 7 second delay for live tv why does swearing and streakers always get left in anyway
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who paid you to grab doctor pavel?
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>>61561410
Þetta 2bh
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lotta loyalty for a hired gun
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>>61561410
i ſtarted þis 6 monþs ago, check þe archive
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>>61561549
Its good banter
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>>61561410
i REALLY like þat idea
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>>61561410
>þis
>piss
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novel sport idea: the soccer field has obstacles
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or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
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>>61561613
dumme danmark
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Legitimate business idea: http://www.ekathimerini.com/210061/article/ekathimerini/news/imf-chief-backs-athens-as-permanent-olympic-host
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at least you can talk, who are you?
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Just wondering if emojis are still filtered?
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>>61561645
whooo are you
who who
who who
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>>61561491
shouldn't have swallowed m8
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>tfw no Aussie gf to barbie shrimp with
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Business idea: feed the homeless.
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it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
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>>61561678
>shrimp
Literally what?
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>>61561654
There's like 2 that work
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if I pulled that off, would you die?
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>>61561703
prawns
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>>61561687
Prepare to embrace the electric kettle.
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>tfw no slag to my disposal
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>>61561654
>emojis
I outright refuse to use this word.

When the fuck did the word emoticon go out of use?
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>>61561703
crusty fish
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it would be extremely painful
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>>61561687
>>61561685
>>61561681
Ready to meet your new overlord?
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>>61561763
4u
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what is the probability of my cat being a leftist?
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>>61561704
Just tried one of the ones I thought worked but it didn't show up, gonna try some more:
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Refball
Hazard is paid him off
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you're a big guy
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>>61561807
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Mite walke doewne to sumorsaete soemetime
I þink þæt woeulde bee a goede idayre
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for poo
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>>61561685
Wahey. We'll institute Trump as our Puppet President, so things will actually be better for them.
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>>61561748
>emoticon

that was never a thing, it's called a 'smiley'
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>>61561782
Mines not
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>>61561634
dumme istrold
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not going to lie most of you are complete bellsniffs
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>>61561823
nej
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>this ref
Fuck off desu

>try to make some toast under the grill
>burn four slices
>give up and just drink wine instead

don't know what to have for dinner desu I've got no meat or fish, don't know how to make food without either of them
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>>61561856
why don't you go shops
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Pham, i'm concerned about the results of the EU referendum because i feel like it was a fear campaign from the get go.
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>>61561174
North Yorkshire has very little muslims, m8

You're thinking of West Yorkshire, specifically Bradford (and to an extent Leeds)

Obvs. Iceland would have less though anyway.
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>>61561852
eat your sheep's head
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yorkshire more like pooshire
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>>61561869
went earlier and didn't pick anything up but veg and cheese and bread and pasta and wine. Might put some tomato sauce and anchovies and cheese on toast and make mini pizzas lol
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Status update on janny's nut?
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Really makes you think
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/748882020344827905
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>>61561896
Flodeboller
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>>61561748
An emoticon is a typographic display of a facial representation, used to convey emotion in a text only medium. Like so:

;-)

Invented multiple times over human history, its internet-era genesis is widely considered to have occurred in September 1982, when computer scientist Scott Fahlman suggested to the Carnegie Mellon University message board that :-) and :-( could be used to distinguish jokes from serious statements online. Shortly thereafter came the name, a portmanteau of the phrase “emotion icon”.

In contrast to the grassroots creation of the emoticon, emoji were created in the late 1990s by NTT DoCoMo, the Japanese communications firm. The name is a contraction of the words e and moji, which roughly translates to pictograph.

Unlike emoticons, emoji are actual pictures, of everything from a set of painted nails to a slightly whimsical ghost. And where emoticons were invented to portray emotion in environments where nothing but basic text is available, emoji are actually extensions to the character set used by most operating systems today, Unicode.

In essence, emoji are treated by the computer as letters from a non-western language, in much the same way as Japanese and Chinese characters are. But that also means that the software has to explicitly support them – otherwise it is forced to display a placeholder icon, or even just a blank space (which you might see between the brackets in the paragraph above if your browser doesn’t support emoji).

It also means that each company has to provide its own interpretations of what the emoji descriptions should actually look like – and they don’t always agree. Take the implementations of the “dancer” emoji: for Twitter and Apple, it’s a female flamenco dancer. But for Google, it was, until recently, a John Travolta lookalike dancing disco style. And now it’s a weird blobby thing.
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>POOGIUM
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>>61561856
go to a fancy restaurant and run off without paying
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nice job guys
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>belljum
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>>61561818
Wanna learn Old English 2bh, it's cool stuff
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>>61561856
>make some toast under the grill
Why not use a toaster m8?
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>>61561782
cats are the least leftist pet
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WALESSSSSSS
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belgium more like bellendgium
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@jeremycorbyn please don't resign, the mandem need you
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>Wanna learn Old English 2bh, it's cool stuff
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>>61561969
maybe he put cheese on it or something
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>>61561929
kamelåså
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REALLY makes you think
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/748896060479713280
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baneposting is stupid
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>>61562001
It sounds better than modern english imo
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>>61561969
don't have one lol no need, got a grill inni.
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did the man kick the ball again

did he kick it with his foot
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>It sounds better than modern english imo
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steak pie
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WAHEYLS!
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>>61562034
4u
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>>61561955
>when it became windows live messenger
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>It sounds better than modern english imo
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>>61562043
then it's NOT toast it's fucking GRILL isn't it

get a fucking toaster if you want to eat toast

if you're okay with being a bellend and eating grill and calling it toast then go ahead but you're being a fucking twat here mate
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>>61562043
>no need
>>61561856
>burn four slices
I think you need a pair of eyes m8, lmao
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>>61562009
when I do toasties I usually do them American style with butter in the frying pan desu much nicer
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>>61562028
Fucks sake why are people such mongs?

WE HAVENT LEFT THE EU YET
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>>61562079
seriously who is this fucking guy?
>>
>>61561245
50%-70% of England belongs to the haplogroup R1a, our Germanic heritage (Danish, Norwegian, Anglo, Saxon, Norman)

This is dependant on the region, but former Danelaw areas tend to be more Germanic than Celtic.

Celtic is more prevalent across the entire UK, and a lot of areas in England, but we do have an awful lot of Germanic/Nordic heritage.
>>
>>61562074
>girl you fancy signs in
>speak to her
>she changes her status to 'Appear Offline'
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>>61562048
collection of molecules brilliantly manoeuvred a collection of molecules into another collection of molecules

incredible stuff
>>
beans on grill
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>haplogroup R1a
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post funny cat pictures
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i'd like to propose a grill
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>>61562098
I didn't know that was American style, I thought it was British style desu
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>>61561911
i'll kill you lad
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>>61562098
don't they go soggy?

i do:
lay out 4 slices of toast
squirt ketchup over them
layer cheddar in slices on top
grill it until the toast is crispy and cheese is melted
top with a tin of beans and a couple fried eggs

well nice, had it for breakfast
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>>61562107
vapeman
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>>61562144
me in the middle
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>>61562110
Damn bro I'm 22 and I feel these feels.

But yahoo messenger...

Then they all got phones and texting took over..
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>>61562156
>1000+ calories for breakfast

How fat?
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>>61561961
Middle English is cool haha
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just
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CHICKEN MADRASS
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>>61562177
decent facial aesthetics lad
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>>61562163
yeah but who is he, where's the image from, all that
>>
post funny cat
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>>61562153
that is british style

no idea what he is on about
>>
spent 45 minutes explaining /brit/ to my coworkers today
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>>61562081
mate it's not called a GRILLER is it you know what a toaster is? A grill with smaller metal bars and a timer on it for lazy fucks like you

>>61562089
yeah true desu just distracted by the footy atm

>>61562153
nah we use a breville, or a 'toastie'

>>61562156
Sounds good lad

but no the American style 'grilled cheese' doesn't go soggy, depends how much butter you use. And desu still tastes fit if it's soaked in butter, still goes crispy in the outside
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cashier at the dunkin donuts smiled at me and called me sweetie even though she wasn't older than me or black
>>
See man driving a german whip.
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>>61562247
why would you tell people that you use this site
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>>61562247
Why
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>>61562156
>squirt ketchup over them
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Floccisplothsnsmajshsnananmottynopilopinousinaucinihilipilification
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>>61561156
St George was a Turk
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>>61562247
lmao, how did that come up?

NB nearly doraposted you
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>>61562274
rate him runt/farm
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Supporting Wales as an Englishman
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>>61562232
It's not.

We butter the outsides of the bread, and the toastie maker.
We don't make toasties in frying pans.
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>>61562218
Robbie Blumpkin. He posts instagram videos and shit
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got to see a man ab out a dog
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>>61562231

kot
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>>61562232
what you on about mate, literally no one does it like that here, they all use one of these
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>>61562185
Not even fat, only thing I've eaten today

>>61562281
Gas yourself, it's dry otherwise
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>>61562270
bang her
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>>61562261
you're right it's not called a griller

you're eating fucking gri then you massive fucking piece of dirty shit how about you fucking take a look at yourself in the mirror

do you ever fucking offer people toast, how do you think they fucking feel when you hand them a slice of gri you dirty bastard
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>>61562291
>>61562279
>>61562278
didnt really lol just thought it would make a funny post but i cba to think of a whole narrative
wait a month or so for everyone to forget then i'll spring it on you again with a full backstory
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See man eating a subway melt
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>>61562290
FUCK OFF
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>>61562319
That's a waffle press
>select the pancakes
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>>61562355
heh I just lol'd @ that image on google as well
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manaman tired manaman sleep manaman hungry manaman eat
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>>61562306
>>61562319
fried bread you melts

put the bread in the frying pan with plenty of butter, medium heat, then wait until it gets nice and crispy
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>>61562331
>it's dry otherwise
what

use butter you cockbrain, who the fuck puts ketchup on a toastie
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>>61562319
Slather on a fuckload of nutella onto a sandwich then toast it in one of these.

Amazing.
>>
>>61562353

See man eating a subway, melt

fun with grammar
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>>61562355
congrats, you found the original pic
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>>61562290
He was Syrian you ape
>>
How can I spot the Scot from average Engishman?
>>
toast is utterly revolting
your all mentally fucked
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>>61562308
thanks
>>
new
>>61562414
>>61562414
>>61562414
>>
>>61562288
*Floccinaucinihilipilification
>>
see man eating a slice of gri
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>>61562108
A good half of Icelandic DNA comes from celts you absolute numpty
>>
eating a ham+provolone+mustard sammy
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>>61562386
It's not a toastie though, if I'm making a toastie I use butter and no ketchup.

When I do it under the grill think how dry it would be with just cheese on bread.
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>>61562331
Should use some butter x

>>61562349
want me to make some gri for you show you what you're missing x x
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getting cucked
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>>61562426
>What is a joke
>>
>>61562376
thought it was filthyfrank for the longest time.
>>
business idea: get denmark to leave the eu and reform the nordic sea alliance with norway
>>
Business idea: military occupation of Iceland like in ww2
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>>61562385
oh sorry thought you're on about toasties with cheese in x
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>>61562288
Good post

JRM is a donut
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>>61562352
damn your charades vile being
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If Gove doesn't get PM, what will Boris do with his time? He's alienated everyone else so won't get a cabinet post
>>
cucking my mate into oblivion
>>
Who /betmoneyonbelgium/ here?

hope I don't regret this haha
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>>61562433
Read that again, you mong
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the british parliament is nothing more than a game to me
boris was blacklisted essentially at my whim
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>>61562444
I'd still use butter
>>
hmm
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>>61562100
>FTSE crashes after Brexit vote
>"Haha, this proves that this sole day of trading proves that we were right"
>FTSE recovers
>"B-B-But we haven't left the EU yet. It doesn't prove anything"
>>
please someone give me attention
>>
why do the dutch have the most obnoxious sounding names?
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>>61562551
You do that, but know this

[I never will]
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Andrea Leadsom!
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>>61562527
Meant to reply to lad you replied to, sozzles x
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>>61562583
erm....
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Fuck it's cold.
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need a vagina to licc
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>>61562404
not even we know outside steraotypes
>>
Promise me that we will actually leave the EU, lads.
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>>61562613
live in maine, so i've literally only seen 3 black people ever
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>>61562613
Legitimate fact: on average black people's centre of gravity is 8% higher than white people. This is good for running but bad for swimming
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>>61562610
haha its okay lad i do that all time x
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>>61562404
The Scot is the one being pulled on a leash
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>>61562566
I never said the first part but lovely strawman

It's stupid to draw any conclusions when we don't know if we will stay in the single market, don't know the future of financial passporting, and haven't even triggered article 50 let alone left the eu yet
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>>61562657
northern most county too huh ;)
>>
wtf is janny doing where is the new
>>
anyone else think normies need recycling back into the fucking detritus from whence they came? ghastly abhorrences they are
>>
will are janny let us have a new thread
>>
What's the difference between a Belgian and a Hollander?
>>
>>61562829
don't know
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>>61562813
All the threads are the same, who fucking cares. Just post your ebin gimmicks here
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>>61562815
you need to pay royalties for that post lad
>>
NEW
>>61562853


>>61562853


>>61562853


>>61562853
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>>61562868
get fucking jannied
>>
there's only so much happiness in the world and they're hoarding it
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>>61562868
BITTER
>>
>>61562868
epic bro, and now it's been deleted you can spam to your heart's content.

That's what I call a win-win.
>>
>>61562910
Janny's getting AGITATED
>>
I made a new:

>>61562919
>>61562919
>>61562919
>>61562919
>>
NEW
>>61562934


>>61562934


>>61562934
>>
>>61562613
I remember before going to secondary school they made sure everyone could swim dunno why
>>
nice ''moderating'' you useless fuck
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>>61562942
>haha he hates shitposters, he must be the janny
>I'm gonna get soooooo many (You)s for this post lmao
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>>61562945
>>61562944
>>61562868
BAM
>>
@61562981
Hello Janitor, how's the pay? :) x
lol
>>
Stronly considering doing a suicide.
>>
desu the janitor is distracting us from discussion of international cultures with his strict moderation desu
janny should be banned
>>
chat shit get janned
>>
>Clover doesn't show what page we're on
Dunno when to expect a new
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Can I move to the UK?
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>>61563021
don't do it janny, you'll be paid eventually
>>
>>61560265
>99% of rover owners use them for urban driving and occasional country paved and gravel roads
>almost none would use it for pic rel

its like a husky being kept inside a purse
>>
give over janny you salty shit

we're already on page 5
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>>61563058
not anymore
>>
>>61563072
They are still in the EU for now.
>>
>>61563058
Yeah but don't take too long m8
>>
Post bums:

>>61563065
>>61563065
>>61563065
>>61563065
>>
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>>61562107
Forced meme
>>
>>61563058
Can I move to Poland?
>>
are jan
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>>61563105
lose it every time i see his face
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>>61563101
>>
>>61563101
GET JANNED
>>
remember when this happened a while ago

janny went mad, couldn't make new threads then slowly he gave up and we started at 300 again

same will happen now, willing to bet my entire savings on it
>>
>>61563115
Yes
>>
Lads why did we leave the EU but countries like Greece and Spain won't leave the EU?
>>
best memes are forced one desu
>>
>>61563138
this, he'll give up after a week. month at the latest
>>
>>61560381
Lad im in east belfast and it's 100% proddie youll be most accepted there, wnt 2 meet for a pint? add me on skype zuluprince19, i know the name kek but its the account i use for talking to 4chan cunts
>>
PACK IT NOW LAD OR I'LL GET GOOK TO """"FIRE""""" YOU
>>
miss tony blair
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>>61563060
sure as hell wouldn't use a fancy ranger rover in harsh conditions
>>
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>>61563127
>>
>>61563038
By the slow down in posts once it gets to 300
>>
>>61563096
then hurry!
>>
>>61563192
>>61563192
>>61563192
>>61563192
>>
>>61563174
miss brown desu
>>
train prices here are ridiculous

£40 for a one way to dover
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>>61560381
You poor poor soul
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>>61563207
jannied
>>
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>>61563160
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cheap lidl wine
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>>61563211
Fly to Holland and get the ferry to dover.

Cheaper and probably quicker
>>
>>61563208
yeah me too
>>
>>61563142
Nice
>>
>>61563244
dire
>>
Ian Darke and Tyler Twelman calling the game here lads

Who's calling it in Britland?
>>
>>61563211
from where tho? :\
>>
>>61563261
cheaper than buying beer to get pissed and it doesn't give me a hangover
>>
>>61563295
Even so man
>>
>>61563295
how depressing
>>
>>61563287
2 hours away by train
>>
>>61563295
>buying beer to get pissed
you buy beer to drink lad
>>
>>61563335
when i start drinking I want to get pissed so it sends me to sleep
>>
sporting idea: a field, two nets, two teams, and a ball; kick the ball into the opposing team's net to score a point
>>
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me
>>
business idea: make money
>>
>>61563380
I'm out
>>
Which is the best place in the UK to move to?
>>
>>61563375
YOUR MEDALS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE YOU COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT
>>
>>61563410
my house
>>
>>61563410
Somerset

Polish family live in the house behind my mum in a small village there and they seem to like it
>>
>>61563380
business idea: harvest the danish "happiness gene" implant it in others
>>
>>61563375
*destroys your power plants with an airstrike*

heh, nothing personnal
>>
LELGIUM
>>
New Thread when?

also, where's all the kpop??
>>
>POOGIUM
>>
WAAAAAAAAALES
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>beljim
>>
aj tracey with the goal
>>
>>61563410
depends

are you looking to be the typical polish migrant working in manual labour?

or are you looking to settle down in a nice house in a quiet area
>>
>>61563058
welcome, lad. here's your plunger, the nearest catholic church is 8 blocks down the high street
>>
>>61563449
F R O M E

R

O

M

E
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>>61563485
>>
>Belbum
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>>61563429
where is that?

>>61563497
I would have to work in those jobs there first before I could do that.
>>
>>61563449
>Somerset
Ah yes good idea send the pole to the shit hole so the rest of us don't have to deal with him

Good lad
>>
NEW
>>61563525


>>61563525


>>61563525


>>61563525
>>
Yank didn't link it

>>61563354
>>61563354
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>>61563465
>>
>>61563543
>Somerset
>shithole
really?
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>>61563529
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Ramsey is a fucking good player, he's everywhere on that pitch in every play

>>61563501
>8 blocks down the high street
>>
>>61563573
Yes. It's filled with chavs.

Also, worst accent in the UK.
>>
>>61563573
Nope, Somerset is pretty much perfect. It's just the target of lifetime city-dwellers who dismiss it as entirely farmland.

>>61563658
Not filled with chavs at all
Scottish or brum is the worst accent
>>
>>61563731
It really is filled with chavs, m8.

I spent two years in a small village in Somerset for work, and it was filled with the most disgusting chavs and slags.

And the accent is repulsive
"ahhhhhhbsalootley uhhhmazin, well gertlush"

Fucking shithole, shame the scenery is nice
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