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乙
またバンされたい
どうすればいい
おはようございます
2nd for
>>61531515
soon... Be patient... 4:30 pm tomorrow..
乙
>>61531583
thanks im gonna have a permanent erection until then
>>61531595
I believe you but it doesn't make it any better
I won't send you the video because you just want to use it to fap. I don't want that because I really like her
>>61531695
that's okay
I respect your decision and the respect you have towards the woman you love
TEST
TINKO
>>61531547
ちんちん貼りまくる
>>61532204
ちんちんの画像を集めたくない
Is it true you guys work 70 hours per week on average?
GAIJIN GO HOME
>>61532282
The average poster in this thread probably works about 8 hours a week.
>>61531547
白人美少女のおっぱいとおまんこ貼りまくれ
>>61532338
>>61532282
No.
>>61532271
児童ポルノを貼りまくる
>>61532404
NEET
E
E
T
how to get a japanese gf?
>>61532462
Try wearing nice clothes and putting on nice after-shave, and then introduce yourself without screaming or biting her.
>>61532462
be white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29FAPb_g1JU
>>61532377
白人美少女なんているわけない
>>61532417
リアルでBANされたくない
>>61531905
thanks. how much do you charge for the used panties of your sister/mother?
>>61532338
under8
>>61532416
So what's the average?
Here the media tell us you work 100h overtime each month, just to match the working hours of your colleagues.
>>61532536
>troduce yourself without screaming or biting her.
ow shit I've been doing it wrong all my life
>>61532557
used pinoy panties are disgusting
>>61532462
come to japan
>>61532606
I was just joking. Only Korean panties turn me on
>>61532657
>Only Korean panties turn me on
that's what I thought
>>61532653
not falling for that again
>>61532284
I'm going to bed
>>61532836
Bonne nuit et fais de beaux reves. J'espere que tu vas te réveiller tout frais demain.
>this fucking weeb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52RfKX7KXF0&t=5m6s
>>61532717
I wanna watch this video lol
anyway jap girls don't speak English
you can't find them in UK
>>61532973
there seems to be quite a few here though
hey germany
>>61533024
yes she is a lurker here. I know it
she posted a picture with a timestamp last year and then deleted it
>>61531214
What the fuck is your problem? Where the fuck do you get all these assumptions? What makes you think you're right?
> I'm the only one capable of pure feelings
> Everyone else in not sincere
You're fucking disgusting. Are you even human?
>>61533152
How do I get a Korean girlfriend?
>>61533180
How do I get a Korean girlfriend?
>>61533152
what?
>>61533220
look like a faggot
>>61533220
Be nice to her, remember things she says she likes and dislikes, make an effort to learn at least a small amount of her language and culture - oh, and try your very hardest not to put spiders on her.
>>61533186
I have watched all her games. even when she was on the bench because the coach thought she was too bad.
now she's the star of the team. I knew it.
you're not interested in football or her as a person, you only see her as a beautiful asian girl, fuck off
>>61533285
looks like you'll have no problem getting that soccer girl
>>61533345
>spiders
only cute poster would think of putting spiders on a girl
>>61533199
>>61533220
be white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs
>>61533366
Please give me the evidence that allows you to believe those ridiculous assumptions. Of course, you have none.
You think you're the only one capable of sincere feelings, and you view everyone else as morally bankrupt. But those feelings of yours are even less sincere, as such a worldview is obviously a latent form of narcissism.
Whatever, be an asshole. I saved the picture and will find it on my own.
>>61532567
How have you been dude. I've been worried about you.
>>61533345
>Be nice to her
Never do this
Just assert dominance in the early moments of the first meeting and show her your not a pushover; always grab her hair when fucking her doggy-style, and most importantly: never say I love you ... it makes you look a right cunt.
There you have it, lads, the best advice you'll ever get.
>>61533260
can i suck you off when we meet?
>>61533421
Koreans are easier because they speak English much better than japs
but why whites like ugly Asian?
日本にいる皆さん、おはようございます。( •́ .̫ •̀ )
>>61533552
be white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIsucThO4m4
>>61533596
おはやう(´・ω・｀)
>>61533596
post gyaru
>>61533525
only if you're a girl
ネットでは日本の告白の文化を発見した。
誰か告白することがあるか?
何をいったか。
hi pls be my gf
>>61533596
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
>>61533607
your hate is getting ridiculous peru
>>61533640
fuck off
>>61533711
why? I'm not gay. If you want I can help you find a boyfriend
>>61533607
why she doesn't show her face because she is ugly
why japs wear mask? same reoson
>>61533624
2Dはどう?
After a few minutes of searching, I believe I've found her.
今日は現時点でもうきつい
>>61533767
I need that help too.
>>61533821
このようなギャルは三次であまり好きじゃないけど二次元ならおk
>>61533890
I can only be wingman for Koreans, sorry
バンください
>>61533886
今オナニーをしてるの?
オナニー
オナニー
オナニー
オナニー
>>61533681
It's pretty childish if you go up to someone you have hardly ever talked to and say that you like him or her... this is probably done only by middle/high schoolers.
Usually you beat around the bush and check if he or she likes you by going out for casual dinner or a film together.
At the end of those casual dates, you express your feeling that you want your relationship to be exclusive.
>>61533911
本物の黒ギャルは最高だぜ! でも、現在ほとんど絶滅しているな
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
Crimean Tatars
>>61533956
http://www.banbanban.jp/
>>61533956
協力の成功は素晴らしい
>>61534103
アメリカには黒人少女がいっぱいいるのに
So this is how it is, ey?
I give you runts the best advice, and exactly what you needed to learn >>61533492
and not one thanks or a reply
>>61534204
まるでEUのよう…(*‘ω‘ *)
俺はオナニー終わった
かわいい少年(18歳)のお尻を使った
>>61533767
not looking for a bf just wanted a one-off fun
>>61534256
Does that work with my 2D waifu?
>>61534313
Don't waste your time. Just go to sauna.
Hi gaijins!
Are you interested in talking with Japanese on skype?
Do you wanna know my skype ID?
>>61534328
You best be joking, nip ...
>>61534376
is it nijiuramanko
>>61534416
What about it?
I'm REALLY counting on you lad
Ayu Nakada (仲田 歩夢?, born 15 August 1993 in Yamanashi, Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan) is a Japanese football player. She currently plays as a midfielder for Japanese L. League club INAC Kobe Leonessa.[1] She played for Japan at the 2010 FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup and the 2012 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup,[2] winning silver at the former and bronze at the latter.
I do not know for certain if the girl in pic related is Ayu Nakada or someone else, but I WILL figure out who she is, and I will force this german anon to apologize to me.
>>61534356
>sauna
i may sometimes get suicidal urges but still i don't wanna get aids
>>61534313
first you say you don't want to meet me and now you want to blow me lel
If you look like a male version of my gf I might consider it. are you really up for it (the meeting not the bj)?
>>61534466
Fuck. I meant this pic.
>>61534462
>What about it?
I was asking in response to "Do you wanna know my skype ID?"
so i'm guessing you're nijiuramanko?
>>61534539
fuck
why are your flad is canad, mr kein
>>61534483
i don't know i am 181 cm tall so i guess i have no chance i asked half-jokingly anyway :)
i don't know ill tell you later
>>61534466
the girl is korean, not japanese
anyone have the eating chips in the bathroom pic?
>>61534466
how do you feel this?
she dyed and maked up and to be ugly
>>61534280
各国は意見が違うから一緒に協力は大変だ
>>61534557
>so i'm guessing you're nijiuramanko?
yes I am
and you already know my ID
then all you have to do next time is to call me
ボイフレンドを探しています
日本人の女と付き合いたいと思う理由がよく分からん
化粧とカラコンはずしたらブスばかり
パートナーに金を求めるやつばかり
えっちして後で都合悪くなったら「レイプされました」で司法は腐ってるから有罪
日本で結婚してもお先真っ暗の国家
そして「外国に住もう」と言えば「英語しゃべれないから無理、日本がいい」と言われる
>>61534615
my skype ID: nijiuramanko
>>61534615
>>61534603
I don't care about the girl anon. It's a matter of pride, and it's a matter of principle. What that anon said is absolutely unforgivable.
>>61534615
いいよ、ちんちんついてても可愛ければ許す
>>61534615
my skype ID: nijiuramanko
>>61534583
yes. it's impossible to look that good as a man anyway. I'm only 173cm so I should be the one blowing
Ok good
>>61534679
>I'm only 173cm so I should be the one blowing
who set up that rule?
>mfw nobody contacted me
>>61534643
>>61534672
are you making fun of me
>>61534670
わたくしのちんちんはとても可愛いですよ!
>>61534698
I thought in gay couples the shorter one is the woman but I don't know
>>61534742
>are you making fun of me
never
that viking are preventing you to talk with me
>>61534719
I want to call you but the time difference makes it hard you hard working baker
>>61534767
nah
>>61534798
I'm not autistic Takahiro
>>61534634
全ての人は同じ性格がない。
彼女の国籍しかじゃないのために付き合ってほしい人は分らないよ。
>>61534782
バイクんぐが嫌いです
私は可愛い日本の男が欲しい
>>61534810
are you gay? why don't you get sone female friends and introduce me to them?
This is for the Nihonjin.
Would you want Japan to have their own nuclear weapons and nuclear submarines; if it allows the USA to leave their Japanese bases and go back to America?
>>61534822
what happened with takahiro?
what happened with まゆゆ?
>>61534984
got married to the karaoke girl
>>61534984
Anyway call me peru
I'm talking with that autistic koreaboo German now
>>61534906
if i score a slut from a chat room ill set you up
>>61535126
not a good idea. I need a girl that is just as insecure as me or she will be disappointed.
>>61535242
Stop replying someone except me
You are talking with me now kein
>>61535242
insecure girls don't wander around in chat rooms looking for men to fuck
>>61535338
what do insecure girls do
where can I find them
>>61535338
maybe they do. I think it depends on the chatroom
KAMATAWA TOKUGAWA CHUANTEN KAMAKURO TOKIJHIKO
>>61535357
they fap to k-pop idols or gay manga (fujoshi) in their rooms
>>61535404
let's try
there only one chat room
http://www.gagalive.com/live/random_chat
>>61534856
↓こういう意味で合ってる?
> すべての人は同じ性格じゃない。
> 彼女の国籍のために付き合ってほしい人は分らないよ。(=付き合いたい彼女を国籍で決めるのは分からないよ。)
まぁ国籍だけで彼女を決めるのは意味が分からんな。
アニメ・漫画かドラマで日本人女性に幻想を抱いてるんだろうけど。
好みにあった日本人女性なんてどうせ少ないんだから、自国で彼女探すほうが普通に楽だと思う。
オタクに優しい日本人女性ばかりじゃないよ。
付き合いたくない男性の趣味
3位アニメ
>>61535458
lel
me:english?
other person:no
disconnected
can someone give me some reasons to start learning japanese? i want to bc i'm interested in it but i feel bad bc it feels like a waste of time.
>>61535548
if i find an insecure girl can we have a threesome?
>>61535626
you can ask the japanese here how to get a japanese gf in japanese
>mfw only koreaboo German contacted me on Skype
>>61535465
>トライアスロン
>マラソン
???
good morning
>>61535458
I can talk a Korean lol
>>61535712
it's 3 am in europe
>>61535712
たか何でチョンが我が物顔でここにいついてるの?
まじうぜえ死ね汚物チョン
>>61535750
why don't you go to bed
>>61535626
Do you browse 4chan?
Do you feel bad for wasting your time on it eventhough it taught you literally nothing valuable?
just do what you feel like.
>>61535785
I will actually. I have a fucked up sleep cycle.
good night.
>>61535626
If it's fun, than it isn't a total waste of time. That said, what makes you want to learn it? Without a good motivation, it may be hard to push yourself to put in the effort as time goes on.
>>61535770
別にいいだろ
カリカリすんなよ
>>61535712
please forgive them because they just mixed Japan up with Korea.
>>61535812
I wanna sleep inside you
>>61535814
i like anime and i want to visit japan sometime, and i think it'd be cool to be able to speak it. plus there was a job offer at my university recently but you had to speak japanese fluently and it'd be in japan. but they only wanted japanese nationals anyways. feelsbadman
>>61535812
have a sweet dream.
>>61535645
yes of course
i actually just go the kakao of someone. her english was quite good
>>61535881
do you know Japanese letter?
It's easiest language to speak
just try it
急にネトウヨなぜ発狂してんの?w
>>61535982
i know that urusai means shut up
>>61535924
well i guess now you have someone to travel with you you come here
>>61536029
I think Japanfriend was asking if you know hiragana and katakana. Those are the basic characters to learn before you set off of your kanji quest. Also, pronouncing things is extremely simple, so almost no curve balls for that aspect.
>>61536020
韓狐苦?
>>61535458
これも君?
英語で話してたら韓国語を勉強してから来なさいって言われた
>>61536029
urusai is more like "you are annoying"
shut up is "damare"
>>61536029
you should learn ひらがな カタカナ and watch more anime
>>61536177
yes
ドイツ君は英語を話せる女性と出会った
運によるかもね
>>61535924
wait how do you know it is a girl?
are white piggus really seen as niggers by Asians?
>>61536162
lel no I don't think he's a girl
>>61536283
fuck no
take it easy
>>61536187
Urisai can be sort of an inferential shut up, can't it?
As though saying "you're loud/noisy (so take the hint and shut up already)."
>>61536270
でも僕が英語の話せる女性と出会っても韓国人にとって日本人は魅力的じゃないでしょ?
それと僕が話した人は英語の出来る男だったよ
>>61536372
>韓国人にとって日本人は魅力的じゃないでしょ
別にそうではないと思う
異国的でボーナスがありそうけど
>僕が話した人は英語の出来る男だったよ
wwそれはたぶんお前が男だから(か、女だといわなかったから)
あそこは男が95%で女ではないとすぐ連結を切る
>>61536283
no.
>>61536335
yes
おにいさんたち、これはどうですか?
2週間後大使館の人とインタービューです。
ちょっと質問があります
intro: 私はアレハンドロと申します、よろしくお願いたします。
なんで日本?の答え
私は前から日本の事について少し興味がありました。
そして私はより高いレベルの学習がしたく、この試験を受けさせていただきました。
その後インタビューの終わり..
このような機会を作っていただき、本当にありがとうございました。
日本でも頑張ります
どうですか?
>>61536503
Drop 「少し」
only 2 more hourse until I have to get up
good night kameraden
>>61536503
You might like to be specific as to what exactly about Japan interests you.
>>61536532
lol get fucked
>>61536503
>日本でも頑張ります
may be too forward unless you are pretty certain that they'll send you to Japan.
「もし日本に行けたら…」 sounds more humble.
>>61536503
t.Alejandro Rodriguez
少しも不自然なところがない!!良いと思う!
リラを貼りまくっていい?
how does it feel to have a tiny dick m8?
>>61536795
i dont know
>>61536757
NO, PLEASE STOP IT.
by the way, why do you have countless pics of rila?
>>61536906
to flood that one thread
>>61536906
そりゃ、佳奈美がイギリス荒らしに対抗するために集めたんだよ。
>yurops go to sleep
>Japos wake up
We were made for each other desu
>>61536531
Okay, I will, does it sound wrong?
>>61536571
Like, what for example? Since I mentioned I want the scholarship because of the level of study, is that not specific enough?
>>61536653
Out of the 40 people that signed up, I was the only one who passed and the only one going for the interview. I'm 90% sure, does it still sound wrong?
>>61536655
t.Alejandro ラモス*
ありがとうございます!
日本からの答えは11月です...遅い
>>61537070
残念だがそれは違う
このスレの住民がリラに理不尽な嫌悪を持つということを知ってあのスレを洪水した
>>61536283
格好のいい黒人より
太った白豚が醜い
>>61537475
君が日本に来れるよう祈る
>>61537609
絶対に貼るな
>>61537827
もしスレがまた分裂されたら、貼る
お前らはOPの画像を気にしすぎ
やばい
ダメだと分かってたのに
俺の10歳年上なのに
風俗嬢に惚れてしまった
これはもうアレしかないよな
>>61538026
何カラットにする?
>>61536438
おかげさまで韓国軍の男の子とカカオ交換しましたわ kkkk
その前の男はこっちが男って言ってからも話を続けてくれたけどその時に韓国語を勉強しなさいって言われた
>>61537827
ありがとうございます。
>>61538179
>sex
この娘いま日本に来てるらしい
>>61538423
あぁ、その子なら俺の隣で寝てるよ
>>61538423
火で殺せろ!!!!
>>61538503
いきなりどうした佳奈美
>>61538501
>俺は禿げてる女子骸骨が好き
キモい
>>61538423
skinny な外人は要りません
why do asians worship whites?
>日本人として衣食住に満足しているものはおそらくまずいないであろう。若い人は特にそうであろう。
この文の「衣食住に満足している」というのは
「今の生活に満足している。飯が充分旨いし、服の質は充分高い。これ以上は贅沢で必要ない」という意味ですか
または
「飯、服、泊まる場所など、生活の基礎さえあれば、それ以上は望まない」ですか?
/a/でちょっと意見お相違があったので説明してくれると嬉しいです
>>61538423
トルコ人のオカマを貼らないでくれる?
>>61538604
おまえばかか
>>61538604
どのような話の流れかわからないので難しいですが、私は
>今の生活に満足している。飯が充分旨いし、服の質は充分高い。これ以上は贅沢で必要ない
だと思います
>>61538547
骸骨ってほどがりがりに痩せてるわけじゃなくね?
>>61538604
At least post the actual sentence, and interpretation that you claimed was wrong, not just your bait.
>>>/a/143524848
>日本人として衣食住に満足しているものはおそらくまずいないであろう。若い人は特にそうであろう。
>So there's nearly no people who are satisfied with just the necessities of life in japan; doubly so for the young.
>>61538503
what the "殺せろ"?
>>61538894
did I say something funny
I know my japanese is shit
>>61538870
>At least post the actual sentence
I did?
>>61538970
Sorry, my english is not good. I have not lived here long. I meant to say
>actual sentence's interpretation
>>61538927
殺せ=kill her or kill him
殺す=kill you
殺せろ=wrong
>>61539046
Maybe he wanted
殺せよ
>>61538869
>骸骨
いや・・そんな気にならない・・骸骨ってほどじゃない・・
>>61539100
I see
>>61538688
なるほど
「に」を「で」に入れ替えた場合は後者になりますか?
>日本人として衣食住で満足しているものはおそらくまずいないであろう。若い人は特にそうであろう。
なんだ、またお前か
>>61539217
>衣食住で満足している
Satisfied by 衣食住
>衣食住に満足している
Satisfied with (the current level of) 衣食住
>>61539101
日本人の「骸骨」がおかしすぎるwwww
これだから東アジア人がなめられているw
もっと食ってろ腹減った骸骨たちよwwwww
シカゴピザ食ってみたいなあ
アメリカだと簡単に手に入るんだろ?
マジ羨ましい
>>61539217
これも前後の流れで変わりますので難しいですが、
上記の例なら基本意味は変わりません
>>61539372
体質が違うから仕方がない
飯食わないんじゃなくて食えないの
欧米並みに食ってたら生活習慣病一直線
>>61539421
what are you talking about.we can eat more food.
>>61539372
hey bro 僕は骸骨女嫌いだ
病人みたいで魅力がない
When jisho tells me that a noun can be used as a する verb, does that mean the verb form just needs -する added to the end - or does it need -をする?
やっぱり自民党しかないな
>>61539772
what the hell.its a demon party
たまに湧くくっせーネトサポなんなん?
参院選かあ
どこに入れても同じだろ(無気力)
>>61539872
そいつらは日本人が自民を支持してるかのように見せかけるための工作員。
誰も安倍自民なんか支持してないので
不正選挙する気なんだよ。ムサシとか使って
>>61539872
善良な一般市民ですが何か?
>>61539912
>ネトウヨが支持する桜井誠
べつにネトウヨは桜井を支持してないぞ
印象操作はやめろ
>>61539912
he is not realism.a pathological lying man
>>61539683
basically either can be used. but which one is more preferable is depend on the case.
お前ら憲法改正反対なの?
俺は賛成だけど
>>61540023
改憲賛成
クッサい政治活動は他所でやってくれ
>>61539994
Case by case per word, or is it a formal/informal thing?
>>61539683
no you can't use する with this
if you want to say "I wish ~" like that
we use 望む, is verb
I don't know, how can we distinguish between can use noun with する and can't use noun with する
>>61539683
>does that mean the verb form just needs -する added to the end - or does it need -をする?
it depends on the sentences.
for example, if you want to use 希望 as a verb, you can say 希望する, but not 希望をする.
conversely, in the case of 食事, either of 食事する or 食事をする is fine.
>>61540023
個人的には賛成。
>>61540069
>>61540079
I'm too stupid
>>61539931
工作員使ってるのはほとんど左翼側だぞ。
保守は基本自腹で動いてる一般人で工作員と呼ぶのはおかしい。
>>61540023
賛成
ちゃんと天皇を自主憲法の第1条にもってくるなら
>>61540128
左翼はどっかから金もらってるってことか?
>>61540144
お花畑系の人は金貰ってないけど、左翼組織には金の流れがある。
左翼のトップが大金持ちでなければマスコミを動かしたりなんて出来ないよ。
