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Friendship edition
First for Greenland
Lithuania
>>61527678
delete this
Anime
>310 posts exact is 404 worthy
yea sure ok
No
/cumrib/ starts today
But Greenland is invited too
>first 3 posts are canadian
Whoa
>>61527747
the stars have aligned
>>61527731
no
>>61527771
And why no?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/30/concealed-carrier-takes-down-shooter-at-south-caro/
god bless ameriga
But I thought groenland was Danish clay?
Jannys on a rampage
Wheres CIA when you need him
would you have attended?
>>61527820
Oh, shit bro.
>>61527869
CIA is cucked by the janitor. No one can stop him.
>>61527908
>tfw Kraut Fascists made Freedom look based af
>>61527809
Canada, US, and Mexico have a tighter and more historic relationship than the Caribbean has with /cum/
Plus, if we keep adding more countries, where does it stop? how about we add central america for /cumribcen/. how about a merge with /lat/ for /cumribcenlat/.
The Bahamas guy is still allowed in if he doesn't bully Canadians
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6_0Do0qGQ
Alternatively, what's /cum/'s favorite song?
>not being a quality poster who gets warned instead of banned
Get well soon
raining like shit outside tbqh
why the fuck is everyone on nofap
its not even the start of the month but randomly everyone is bragging about 3-5 days of nofap
what the fuck is going on
>>61528042
Nah it can just stay /cumrib/
And of course we have a more dynamic past together, they're islands, we're not
Size and etc, but who cares
It could be good for everybody
>no fap
Ah yes, the bottom of the barrel
Does anyone in /cum/ want to buy my car for cheap?
No fap lol..
>>61528323
yeah I have a couple quarters lying around my room I can give you
>closed a student bank account with 37 cents in it
>guy gives me my change exclusively in nickels and pennies
thx bro
Day 0 of nofap here. Jerked off around 10 PM last night and will probably masturbate again today. God forgive me.
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/748240126275313664
Buds...
>>61528323
What kind of car?
>>61528387
Ok but you have to get it across the border anon
>>61528130
Each part of the acronym /cum/ is an independent country. the Caribbean is a region, not a country, with 13 independent nations and 17 colonies of European nations
None of the countries in the Caribbean share a border with /cum/, and none are in NAFTA which is a main reason /cum/ is considered a unified general
Your idea is bad, stop trying to change what's been perfectly fine
>>61528435
99 Toyota rav4
Only 340 000 km on it :^)
>>61528503
Nah, I'm not driving all the way to Canada to get a Rav4 lol.
>>61527710
>>61527724
>>61527934
>>61528566
uh, can you please leave?
>>61527820
God Bless America
Keep up the fight against gun control
>>61528569
Take an airplane
>>61528428
NOGS OUT
How do you feel about fantasy novels?
>>61528689
you sound like the english exam i took this morning
>>61528730
You /legally immigrating/?
>>61528689
I dont find them particularly interesting.
Ive read the lord of the rings trilogy and the hobbit and i liked them though
>>61528689
>fiction
*cringe*
>soda
>>61528689
Like realism more 2bh
Fuck Canadians desu
>>61528833
terrible get
>>61528861
Rude
>>61528813
>pop
>>61527820
Gun free zones: 50
Concealed carry allowed zones: 3
>>61528829
The fuck you taking an English exam in the middle of summer for then Eseputocabronfam?
i love Canadians desu
>>61528428
Is this the birth of URNA? (United Republic of North America)
>>61528944
soon
you guys thought i was fucking meming
suck my nuts
>>61528938
Is there another nationality you'd like to bring up in your "i love" category?
>>61528921
i don't have summer vacation on my school
Is this cute /cum/?????
Is this cute /cum/?
>>61528975
>confederate flag
>carib not included
"no"
Am I cute /cum/?
desperately need a (You)
>>61529022
Yes
>>61528991
More like balding /cum/
>>61528991
>>61529022
trap? has to be trap...
>>61529071
buck up, champ
I am cute cum
>>61529064
BEADY
E
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D
Y
@61529071
No (You) for Canadians
>>61529088
Nope :3
>>61529092
thanks friend
>>61529113
>tfw she's dead now
>>61529113
Do you think she'd die from giving birth?
>>61528116
Gotta save that cum up for the fourth of July
Just spent $34 on a subway sandwich
>>61529100
me on the right
>>61529159
No she's not
>>61529169
Yes
wish Greenland would show up and tell you guys to get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMbp2dZPKs
will you support our film industry if this film comes out with english subs?
>>61529225
that's a dude lol
>>61529112
>tfw I have those exact same eyes from being black irish/medi-french
>maybe even a little more ayyrab than that
>Tfw I get a cringey look from people when they look into my eyes too long
>tfw frequently mistaken for a foreigner
>>61529316
There's one Eskimo that posts in here, friend. This is his home.
>>61529380
It's a female
https://youtu.be/yz1Pd43qvUs
>tfw no lads to wew with
>>61529432
hey its me ur eskimo
>fedora posting in 2016
>>61529225
What did you eat for lunch, cumpadres?
>>61529465
>t*rks
>>61529487
>>61529465
Please stop obsessing over this anorexic roach, it's not healthy.
>no one will ever support Latvian films
>>61529374
I love war movies, I'd watch it. Trailer could show more though.
Is it WWI or WWII based? couldn't quite tell
>Anzu
shit taste
>>61529465
>turkish
>white
Has /int/ lied to me all this time?
>>61529465
PROOFS?
>>61529374
>support our film industry
will it be coming to theatres or netflix or something? otherwise i don't know how anyone would be supporting it
i would watch it though if i can download it or find a stream
>>61529555
Rude desu
>>61529560
A Forest Brothers movie would be pretty choice.
>>61529563
ww1 based on the memoirs on a Latvian rifleman
i could go on detail what how much our lads did back in ww1 and the shitshow we call the russian revolution, but its rather long and tedious. cant wait for the film though
heres another ww1 era film we released this year
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4261942/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJIqzhMoEE
>>61529466
WEW
E
W
...
wait for it
...
LAD
A
D
>>61529666
we havent gotten on to making ww2 films yet, still in the ww1 period ;_;
>>61529643
if any sort of link for it comes up when it comes out (in 2 years) ill notify you
>>61529477
Blog post coming.
There was this Eskimo kid from Alaska that moved to my turn in high school.
His Eskimo name was tuktuk or some shit.
He was in my welding class, so me and friends took since chalk and wrote "Ice Nigger" across his mask.
He thought that was the funniest shit ever.
Eskimos are cool.
>tfw enthusiastic and know a lot about harry potter but no irl friends to talk about it with
what are your hobbies, cum?
Anyone here ever been arrested? All I've gotten is a stern talking to by a cop after setting a tree on fire as a kid
>>61529791
I've been so close to at least 4 felonies, but I've never been in handcuffs or in the back of a cop car.
>>61529679
Both look interesting, I'd definitely watch them. Idk if it's just the US, but IMO WWI doesn't get enough attention. There are hardly any good WWI movies and that's a pity to me.
>>61529791
twice for drinking on the street
>>61529791
Close, just been lectured and told to fuck off/go home. Cops here are pretty chilled out about mundane stuff like public drunkenness and small amounts of drugs.
>>61529782
do you struggle with the insane amount of plot holes and inconsistencies in the harry potter franchise?
i recently listened to the audio books (since reading them as a child) and boy is there ever a lot of shit that makes no sense
>>61529791
One time, I was driving someone in my passenger seat. We got to a red light, there was a cop, he was waving, the person I was with waved back and smiled, this went on for a while until the cop rolled down his window and annoyingly yelled "seatbelt" and just shook his head after which my passenger sheepishly put his seat belt on. Fuck da police nigga.
>I'll never see my classfu again
Being autistic fucking sucks
>>61529791
there's dozens of times i should have been but never have
>>61529374
10 out of 10 would watch an English language version of DvēseJu Putenis Tīzeris
>Canadian police
>>61530011
>DvēseJu Putenis
t-thanks
its blizzard of souls in english
>>61529791
Never been arrested, mostly just a couple car-related things (one time I should've lost my license but the cop was bro-tier and seriously lowered my ticket though)
Otherwise, one time me and some friends were hacking up fruit with some new kukris and machetes we bought on (unknown at the time) private land and cops rolled up and questioned us, but they let us go with a warning.
It'll be Independence Day soon, what are you guys doing to celebrate it?
>>61529560
>there will never be a movie or BoB series about the KuK somehow managing to keep it's shit together despite having the worst leadership of the war
>>61529791
I have an O.U.I., called D.U.I. in some places. Got $650 in fines and court costs, lost my license for 90 days, and had to spend 48 hours in jail, 16 of the hours that night in the drunk tank and the remaining a couple months later after my court hearing.
>>61530140
/cum/ should have a special week for Canada day and the 4th of July
>>61530140
grilling, watching fireworks, watching the SyFy channel's Twilight Zone marathon
>>61530140
Got a free pass from my workplace to go down on one of the river bridges and watch fireworks on the river. Aside from that, maybe trying to make relations with women if I feel social enough
Is it true if i move to detroit i get a free house and food stamps? What is the time i get for moving to USA? 3 months?
>>61530245
No, you have to be black.
>>61530245
just do it illegally, everyone else does, the US pretty much doesn't bother deporting anyone anymore
>>61530196
Canada Day?
>>61530245
It doesn't matter what you get for moving to detroit. don't move to detroit.
>>61530281
Canada Day is tomorrow, yes
>>61530266
Im hispanic so for my fellow Americans im not white in any way
>>61530140
Canada Day parade tomorrow, then iver the border for the 4th to watch fireworks.
I live in a town that's half in Canada and half in America, they do a lot if activities like cross-border pub crawls to the beer tents everyone sets up, alternating fireworks annually, street vendors come out, etc. It's like a week long 2 nation vacation event.
>>61530140
I`ll be working.
>>61529564
who is this semen demon
>>61530281
Canada's equivalent to your 4th of July, called "Canada Day," is celebrated on July 1st.
What canadians thinks of Snak The Ripper and Madchild beef?
Thoughts?
>>61530311
I don't like this image, Mexicans are very respectable human beings. Please delete this
>>61530403
Cute boys
>>61530348
haha happy canada day
its 1th july here
>>61530403
>draw a cute girl
>call it a boy
>>61530433
disgusting
>>61530433
delete this
>>61530433
I think this is a gril senpai
>>61530403
Boys can't have hips or thighs that thick.
>>61530449
>>61530471
Wow! Rude
>>61530433
HOMOS
>>>/out/
P O R T U G A L
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>>61530433
dude...
>>61529791
I just happened to be there on the day cops decided to "raid" an abandoned house all the cool kids used to skip school and smoke weed.
I was too much of a sperg to run like everyone else so I just crouched down and waited until one of the cops picked me up, dragged me out by the shoulder and told me to get the fuck out of there.
peed myself a little that day desu.
reposting an image i like
>>61530528
replying to a poster I like
>tfw you are going to Detroit,Michigan
>tfw you live in a free house with a food stamps
>tfw no people to socialize because is a dead zone
NICE
I
C
E
>>61529791
Once when I hit a lady with my car
>mfw Court eventually ruled it was her fault
>>61530572
>tfw you are going to Detroit,Michigan
>Nice
it's not worth it senpai. you'll be dead within a week.
>want to go to the US to get fucked up for their independance day, have friends down there
>only 20 years old, can't even fucking buy beer there
americans literally ruin everything
less gay/weeb shit
more big anglo titties
>>61530528
I really, really, really like this image
>>61530613
Did someone say anime???
less big anglo titties
more animays with hamburgers
>>61529174
>Soiling the greatest day of the year with something as barbaric as masturbation
Get out.
What Anime black people watch in Michigan? I want to meet some cute otaku black girls
>>61530626
You're the best. The Israeli fucking machine poster is a close second.
>>61530692
Boku no pico
>>61530692
dragon ball z
>>61530692
DBZ
>>61530348
do you guys shoot off fireworks?
big anglo titties
and thick anglo butts
>>61530751
>do you guys shoot off fireworks?
yes
>>61530528
>mexico left out
btfo
>>61527594
Haha great edition image.
What about THICC?
>>61530692
DBZ/Naruto
Wait what? seriously? Are there actual places where you can't turn right at a red light if you're in the right side lane?
what the fuck
>>61530837
burgers
>>61530434
Thanks Latvibro
>tfw no black otaku best friend
It is possible get a gun and get free food stamps? If you can afford a gun... Why you cant afford food?
I dont want to live like a inmigrant so whats the time i can get stay on here? Are black people nice with hispanics like me? I have a lot of questions!
>>61530947
i had one in highschool
>>61530309
Hispanic is white tho
>>61530751
Most towns do yes, but as I said, my town is half in America and half in Canada, so it usually alternates yearly, but in the U.S. side, another town over, is a huge famous fireworks display, so most Canadians here just make the trip over to watch that one.
>>61531028
chi
Nerds out
Cucks in
>>61530863
Yes, this place is called Montreal
>>61530948
most spaniards i've seen are pretty white so you'd just be seen as another white guy probably
>buy some food for lunch
>cashier asks if I like anime since there's an anime thing in the city coming up
>says I look like the sort who likes anime
I hate anime and also life.
>>61531057
Quebec in all actually
>>61531072
its time for things to change
>>61530863
What you've never been through a "no right on red" intersection? Not common but definitely not unheard of.
>>61531112
I guess I could submit a petition to parliament to have anime banned. Thanks for idea.
I can get a beer with food stamps for sure so problably i just chill out of my house in the green herb drinking Coronita and listening to Pablo Skywalkin easy
>Be from rural/farm area
>High school only had 700 kids
>literally know EVERYONE around my area
>everyone knows everybody, we all drink at the same bar cause again, small rural farm town
>never actually been to a city larger than 80,000 people
>waited off college for a year
>finally going off to college in a bigger city in september
>nervous as fuck cause i've never lived or barely been into a larger city before
this is gonna suck aint it
>>61531072
>says I look like the sort who likes anime
What a fucking loser
>there are Americans who unironically consider mestizo hispanics to be white
>>61531203
it's too late, Weedman approved it and he's going to have Obongo help implement it in the States since we will soon unionized.
>>61530572
Why do you want to go to Detroit?
Do you like the urban dacay?
>>61531219
Cities are literal hellholes. I don't understand why any one would live in them.
>>61530692
DBZ, Everyone watches that shit.
>>61527820
>a nigger
What a shock
>>61531219
>this is gonna suck aint it
you don't know the half of it
just try not to get stuck there after you finish school
holy shit fuck gifs. almost 4mb vs 600kb
>>61529225
Anzu best cosmemer
>>61531219
You'll be fine lad. Cities are goat, it's just the cityboos that are cringe
>>61531219
Cons
>more people
>more douchebags
>more liberals
>more immigrants
>less freedoms
>noise,crowding,general city bullshit, etc.
Pros
>college pussy
>a chance to experience life outside of your little bubble
>many more restaurants, pubs and shops, entertainment venues etc.
>a good opportunity to make friends
>college pussy
>>61531296
I want to live my life man also i smoked crack before
>>61529465
Holy shit, she is skinnier than the midget chicks at my school.
>>61531268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t8nVCB5H4Q
>>61531258
>Americans
>>61531437
wtf?
>>61531581
weebs are fucking obsessed with trump
Is turk anon ok?
>>61531581
>wtf?
>>61531623
Anyone whose white, red blooded, and normal would respect Trump.
>>61531639
Jesus fucking Christ, look at her legs. Somebody give that thing a god damn sandwich already.
Is this CGI effects?
how long would this take to actually make
or how long would it take to actually render?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2LpOUwca94
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-06-30/netflix-live-action-death-note-film-reveals-more-characters-cast-2017-premiere/.103820
>>61531299
100% this
Just faked symptoms of ADD to get a prescription from my psychiatrist. I got prescribed extended release ritalin, but was hoping for some adderall since I've tried it & it has worked well for me. Anyone here have experience with ritalin? Is it as good for studying or not worth taking?
>>61531713
>>61531704
it's alright for studying, not as good as adderall though
>>61530403
chinzuriina is shit desu
epitome of drawing a girl and calling it a boy
>half price lap dances
>$4 domestic beer night
>half priced wings
cya later boys
>>61531696
>death-note
>>61531827
>images (5).jpe.jpg
>>6153173
Cannot get attention in esp and lat, so you come here?
>>61531827
I always wanted to go to a strip club.
>>61531713
Swede autist or Canadian lesbian?
>>61531893
haitiANO
>>61531877
Don't ever come to one here, unless you enjoy paying $8CAD for beers on regular nights or have to pay $5 just to use the ATM
>>61531696
>Keith Stanfield (Short Term 12, Straight Outta Compton) as L
>>61530837
Thicc is justice.
Slobs are not thicc.
Hyper is an abomination and God will punish hyperfags for their deviancy.
USA great
USA #1
>>61531930
American ones are close. ATM fees are probably on par, beers may be $5 or $6 for a domestic; sure that's cheaper but
>$5+ for a Bud
fuck that
ummm... excuse me.. did you just poop at me?! did you just fucking poop at me in my direction??! what the hell is wrong with you!!!
>>61531828
You have shit taste or are memeing if you didn't think the first bit was good.
duck
>>61532056
28 bottles of bud light here are $40CAD, so about $30USD
>>61531930
>8 for shitty beer
>5 for an ATM
Jesus, who runs that mafia setup?
>>61531700
>>61531299
city is cozy
I have rancid gas.
Want a cigarette but hate that i do
>>61531961
>>61532172
and living in a rural area isn't
>>61531930
Pricy but worth it. Montréal has the finest strip clubs on earth with the hottest women, better than even Vegas or Kiev.
>A man was captured on video violently shoving a bag of feces down the pants of a woman walking on Manhattan's Upper East Side Monday, and police believe he attacked another person in a similar manner hours later.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Man-Shoves-Bag-Feces-Down-Woman-Pants-Upper-East-Side-New-York-City-Video-384950011.html
cities > dirt ranches
>>61532196
what the hell are you doing not sitting on my face right now then
>>61532261
Those were the price in Windsor Ontario kek
>>61532280
We need to go thiccer.
>>61532267
>NEW YORK CITY
>"City seems to be going down hill recently"
What a fucking retard
>>61532267
NYC a shit
How are you guys celebrating the 4th and the fall of Europe this weekend?
>>61532280
fat/10
>>61532348
NYC a literal shit.
>>61528408
top kek, tho
>>61532353
I'm gonna summon the courage to go and ask for a job application!
>>61532129
Your Province is cheaper than mine. A two-four of Bus is $43 which is currently just over $33 US.
Even worse when you remember 2 or 3 years ago when the Canadian dollar was stronger than the U.S. dollar and it still cost the same, like $45 USD for a fucking two-four of cheap domestic.
My favourite beer, Innis & Gunn from Scotland is $18.99 for a 6 pack of normal sized bottles.
alri buddies
time to sleepy
>>61532353
what about canada day
>>61532430
Alberta?
>>61530216
noice tbqh
>tfw miss scifi channel from 1999
>>61532443
see ya buddy
>>61532172
I just made this collage of some local fishing holes I frequent for an /out/ thread.
Much comfier than any city
>>61531713
£ill yourself you subhuman
>>61532172
I agree with you my dude
>>61532508
O N T A R I O
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>canadians think americans are too cocky for thinking their country is the best
>canadians literally do the same thing
>>61532588
>spongebob image
immediately ignored
>>61532605
green texting
immediately ignored
>>61532588
this desu
>le free healthcare meme
IT'S NOT FREE WE PAY A LOT OF FUCKING TAXES FOR 8 HOUR HOSTPIAL VISITS
>>61532706
yes
How do you lads feel about that free movement bollocks Obongo wants?
It's bath time for doggo
>>61532819
I like it
It will be easier to get to Ganada now
>>61532819
one step closer to the united nations of north america
ITT: We summon Greenland.
>>61531299
cities are cool and I feel bad for the fools that miss out. You get all sorts of cool bands to see live, a variety of lively bars and clubs, lots of niche interest groups can exist, it's way easier to buy stuff that youre looking for, there's more like minded people.
I know a lot about rural comfort. The untouched wilderness, the solitude in the mountains or on the lakes, the empty rolling fields. But it's lonely sometimes.
>>61532819
I'm strongly opposed to it.
There's already WAYYYY too much free movement within Canada itself for my taste, it'll only get worse if we get Amerifats and Mexicans.
Though I suppose at least Mexicans will be a net improvement over Angl*s.
>>61532958
t. ahemed al hudini
>>61532586
Lolno, New Brunswick. Northern Ontario is quite nice but as a rule I avoid anything west of Québec
>>61532819
I actually haven't heard about it until now.
It'd be interesting. I could finally go to America without the task of getting a passport.
>>61532988
Given the flag, it's probably closer to Quing Shang Lin-Chang.
>>61532958
kill yourself
>>61532928
I used to live in Denver. I never appreciated it because my neighbors were unbearable shitheads.
Now that I'm stuck in bumfuck Alabama I miss it so fucking much.
>>61532673
>8 hour hospital visits
The "wait list times" argument gets annoying. Thanks to our healthcare system Canadian life expectancy is 3-4 years longer than American, we have the extra time to wait.
>>61532819
I want to go to Canada daily and eat poutine
>>61531437
this is comedy gold
>>61531299
Because I'd honestly rather kill myself than have to deal with a long commute.
I'm not exagerating or using hyperbole, I'm 100% serious when I say this. Commuting and transportation are the things which I hate the most in everyday life by far, I'd much rather kill myself than spend my days on a fucking highway, or even worse in public transportation.
Same goes for the whole "small shitbox appartment in the city, or big mansion in the countryside for the same price" debate. I'll take the shitbox in the blink of an eye if it means I'll almost never have to use a car or public transportation for the rest of my life.
>>61533058
dont forget your ketchup
when was the last time you flirted with a girl you didn't directly know? I'll wait for answer and judge your life
>>61533087
never
t. 23 years old
>>61533058
>>61533076
don't tell the boys put I do put ketchup on my poutine sometimes, it's fucking good desu
>>61533058
But what about when you come home to hordes of Mexicans?
>>61533009
His anti-Anglo sentiment suggests Québec, which makes Asian less likely. The farther east yiu go in Canada the whiter it gets, by the yime you're in the Maritimes it ranges from 97%-100% white, mostly of British and French stock, with any minorities being Amerindians/Metis.
>>61533138
>American flag
he already does that
>>61533148
cause not even the poo in loos or chinks want to live in the east
>>61533197
They don't, we have actual culture that clashes with theirs. Out west they have no problem imposing their foreign bullshit on top of the blank fucking slate.
Also, they like jobs, and unless they are skilled fisherman, lumberjacks, or trappers, there aren't many jobs available.
>>61533138
I'm used to it already.
>>61533072
riding the train to work is way better than driving, unless it's like a 2 minute drive or something. You can use the time to read or listen to new music.
>>61533087
1 minute ago, but it's online so I guess it doesn't count eh
>>61532994
This.
The Maritimes will always be the best part of Canada. Parents went there last year on vacation and had nothing but good things to say.
>>61533439
Whereabouts did they visit?
>>61533087
yesterday?
*spoiler* i am a gril
