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Are Boris is out for the count edition
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What's wrong with Theresa May?
Nastya
>>61509200
she's a proper nasty authoritarian bitch.
fitty tho.
anime
>no boris pm
thank fuck, that's the worst possibility prevented
british politics is madness
Apologise
>>61509200
wish she would read my search history out loud and shame me while wanking my willy t b h senapi
>>61509200
she's a pakilover
Trying to summon the energy to begin 2 hours of public transport, would quite like to just go back to bed
>>61509267
We don't vote for the biggest song and dance. You know that now.
>>61509304
that's quite a depressing image.
>>61509267
>british politics is madness
it's the kekpocalypse lad
grab some popcorn
>People whinging for weeks about how Boris is a "buffoon" and "not fit to be PM". Lamenting the fact that he will be.
>Rules himself out of leadership
>"fucking coward"
>>61509304
have a name for your cancer yet?
your ashray told me it's due soon
>>61509300
is she?
>Hey,
>Sorry for the slow reply, I've been pretty busy recently.
>It's in eccles town centre, close to the bus station.
>All the elements you would like would be pretty easy to combine into one big fun hour! I like the idea of wearing a little girl dress too, I think it works very well, especially with the humiliation. Don't worry about a role play it isn't needed, we can just have a fun session with no pressure.
Why the fuck isn't she giving me a more specific address?
It's not her home, it's a dungeon
I believe the word meme should be deprecated.
I move that thought-figment should be its replacement.
>it's thursday
i only remember monday and 1 other day this week
don't remember if i forgot tuesday or wednesday
either way it feels like we've skipped a day
>>61509394
>>Why the fuck isn't she giving me a more specific address?
You fucking idiot. Escorts never give their full address till you arrive on the day. Once you get there, you ring her to say you are there and then they tell you the full address and walk you through where to go.
>>61509402
Good post
>>61509394
>daddy-daughterr roleplay
wew
>>61509390
>inquiry into sharia law
>concludes sharia dindu nuffin, all the muzzies aren't real muslims and they're just using it wrong
>does nothing
>pakis continue to roam free
People watching at the train station whilst listening to Julee Cruise
>>61509442
neither but i at least know last week happened
>>61509433
She's a domme working out of a dungeon, it's not the same thing
>>61509470
sharia law only concerns pakis so I don't really care 2bh
>>61509472
i live next to a train station in a big city and often go there people watching at rush hour
it's pretty cool
First for cara
>>61509502
So? She's still going to follow the same procedure you autistic shitlord.
>>61509470
>>inquiry into sharia law
>>concludes sharia dindu nuffin, all the muzzies aren't real muslims and they're just using it wrong
>>does nothing
>>pakis continue to roam free
>>61509530
>don't talk to me or my son maymay . jpg
So lads
It's the girl top right that I've been exchanging these emails with
But I'm tempted to go for top left, it seems great value for money (they do oral too)
>>61509521
Sounds fun, crazy that every single person that walks past you has their own life, family, worries etc. Without trying to meme too much it actually makes you think.
Dont have work tomorrow. Get to sleep in lads
fucking hate gove but that was some amazing 12D chess he was playing
>joins the leave campaign
>sets himself up as boris's best ally
>everyone starts banging on about how he's giving boris vital intellectual legitimacy
>actually PULLS OFF brexit with widely lauded TV performances
>cameron toppled
>now to get rid of boris
>"""""leaks"""" an email from his wife to soften people up to the idea of him disavowing boris
>it won't look like a sudden betrayal when he leaves now and it'll look like it was boris's fault too
>roasts the fuck out of boris in his declaration
>boris has lost his """vital intellectual legitimacy"""
>and he's no longer the only realistic brexit-leaning candidate, so he's lost that USP
>gove's long-cultivated links with the dacre/murdoch tabloids means he'll get their endorsements
>tory activists love gove because of his radical madman stunts in education and justice
>the election is literally his if he wants it
of course he may have done some deal with theresa to push boris out - gove is probably smart enough to realise he looks too weird to win a general election - in exchange for chancellor or home secretary. fucking mentalist. this is some house of cards tier shit
>>61509402
this is a great post
mind if i share it with my workmates?
el PIRATAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>61509578
Go top right.
Also, how does one get scammed via escort? Does some black bloke turn up and steal your money or something?
>>61509530
>have 8x6 dick
>never use it because ugly as fuck
wahheyyyyyyyyyyy
ECCLES
C
C
L
E
S
>>61509587
that's dope
>tfw no corbyn daddy to nationalize my boipu££i
life is suffering
>Johnson pulls out of Tory leader race
OH SHIT
>>61509581
the idea of alterity is soul crushing once you realise you actually can't understand it truly
you simply put words where there is an existence
but you can't feel that existence
you can only imagine that everyone has the same as you as far as being goes
#mksuthnk
>>61509653
that's legit so fucked man, im so sorry.
>>61509530
>You don't have a porn dick
Unlucky lad
>next PM of the UK
>>61509708
delete this
>boris stepping down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4am1Gnhdk
this shit fire fr
>>61509623
>Does some black bloke turn up and steal your money or something?
Yeah
They've sent these strange emails
>I ask if they have much experience with humiliation & degradation and what can I expect
>They respond with "It's out speciality ;)"
>tribute
Jesus
>>61509727
delete yourself
>>61509723
ack, no, theresa is more manly than him
>>61509723
What's his mouth doing?
>>61509685
Poleaboo really likes Corbyn
He needs to purge labour of those who are against him
having the technician pass by this afternoon to install a bigger penis on me
hope i got time to say goodbye to the one i currently have
>>61509774
He's just concentrating really hard on displaying his clapping skills.
one (You) to the first person who can guess what i'm doing
>Poleaboo can still get (you)s on /brit/ in he stops including his name in his posts
hmm
>>61509740
How else would you express gratitude to your goddess?
>>61509600
Go right ahead. But make sure to refer to it as a thought-figment and not a meme.
>>61509723
lmao family
>>61509819
poo
>>61509819
A poo?
>Boris "It was just a prank" Johnson
>>61509819
willy waggle
>Boris 'having a wank' Johnson
>>61509844
>Boris "unemployed" Johnson
>Boris "T-thats all folks!" Johnson
Cheerful dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
Boris 'anti Jap tank' Johnson
>>61509530
Penis size is a way bigger deal for guys than for girls. Girls are happy with your average dick. So try to ground yourself a bit here, get some perspective on it. Sex is also about a lot more than just the raw dicking you know. Touching, feeling, smelling, talking, etc. It's very realistic to have really good sex even with a run-of-the-mill willy.
Sucks if you're significantly below average tho. That's a dud.
>>61509945
>anal
YES
E
S
Give souce mein Handelsmann.
>>61509837
well done
Boris "London, Now I'm Done" Johnson
>>61509945
Good lad
applying for a shadow minister position
>Boris "God damnit Dave" Johnson
>>61509945
>>61509988
anal seems a bit grotty to me and i've never really understood the appeal
Managers on holiday in Australia and still sending emails into the office
Haha what a fucking loser!!!!
>>61509999
Well unless he renounced it he should still have U.S. citizenship.
>>61509945
not while i'm eating please
>>61510042
you get to fuck her shit up
>>61509945
*sees flag*
Post fu ... nevermind
>>61509999
i know this isn't a roll board but nice quads mate
>>61510042
It's dirty and wrong, that's what makes it so hot.
>>61509988
Lad, Hes the resident Israeli machine man.
He is /int/
He arrives where you least expect it.
>>61510084
But the ride is free.
>>61510086
>i know this isn't a roll board
>>61509962
>not run-of-the-milly willy
C'money m8 at least try to post good
>>61510115
I know him, the Pornojude frequently visits /deutsch/ too.
>>61510042
This tbqh
>>61510115
>He is /int/
he posts on /pol/ and /sp/ you runt
>>61510151
>machinejew speaks German
Hmm really makes our think
>>61510139
It did cross my mind, for what it's worth.
>>61510087
>It's dirty and wrong
So dirong? Or wrirty?
>>61510175
shush
he is are boy dildostein
>>61509723
What the flying fuck
At least Cameron was able to effectively hide his lizadry
>>61509723
The King of the Runts
>getting my daily dose of Sargon and molyneux
>gove as PM
*shudders*
>>61510302
>Sargon
>Stephan
>Alt-right
pick one lad
bizzarely catchy tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtLoMJ0fGw
>>61510175
>you runt
Fuck you calling a runt. I was shitposting here before /sp/ and /new/
lol
bloody normie drones
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdiowoKzTE
>>61509723
actually howling out loud
hehe
craving a big fat sausage in my mouth
>>61510501
the vinegar ones are really good
>>61510302
This pic is funny because it says more about the creator of it than about the strawman it's trying to create.
>>61510501
haha wank
>>61510550
nah they're wanky haha says so right there
>This pic is funny because it says more about the creator of it than about the strawman it's trying to create.
>>61510558
*tips*
youtube.com/watch?v=MxzvCmM9Kvg
Kind of wish I was an Arab billionaire paying western instagram sluts thousands for me to shit on them
>>61510395
>bloody normie drones
Lads I reckon labour and tory both ought to split
so sick of seeing that ninja turtles 2 ad on youtube
since when do giant turtles look like black people
baka
>>61510691
>not having an ad blocker
pleb
>>61510637
iktf
>>61510691
MUHHH AB DLOCK HNNGUUHG
>>61510713
i really like giving ad money to people i've never met and don't really appreciate by wasting my time looking at inane marketing failures for hours a day desu
>>61510657
good lad
How do I get a flight upgrade laddos?
Think about how Big Dave put on the brexit vote just to stop the tory party from tearing itself apart, and think about how Labour is breaking apart right now
I fucking hate Michael Gove. Why are all our politicians who were showing promise and confidence just dropping out now when we need them most? I wouldn't have voted leave if I knew that we didn't actually have any decent politicians to step up to the plate and make it work.
>>61510779
pay more money
Fuck you mean
In the future there ought to be a 'Rorkesheed' party for Corbynites, Ukippers and Rorke tories, and a 'Globalist' party for Blairites, Lib dems and good tories
bed got delivered lids
he didn't set it up for me
cba to do it myself baka
Give us doing his best to ruin the country it would seem. Was his whole campaign just a big prank?
>>61510808
the leave supporters only wanted to further their agenda
from the start the plan was to pin for failure so that they could
get all the malcontents in their merry band when the EU fucks up something again
only Moggs and maybe Farage were actually going about this honestly
>>61510877
dumb phoneposter
>>61510877
Gove*
>>61510858
sleep on the mattress
wew lads won my ebay auction on some fresh creps for the lowest possible bid
OI OI!!!!!
>>61510811
Fuck that hehe
>>61510853
Paki
wanking is fun
>>61510926
might do desu
>>61510898
i'll do it later
just before i need to actually sleep on it
>>61510891
But Boris was supposed to lead the way with Goves backing. Now it's all just gone tits up because Gove wasn't serious.
>be the 'daddy' in a relationship
>girl wants me to 'open up'
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
IT'S A CONTRADICTION
>>61510937
bet they look shit
>>61510896
At work for the family la'
>tfw got a 1st from a top 5 uni
chuffed Tbh lads, how the fuck have I managed that
>>61510970
Achilles low black.
Can't go wrong, needed a new pair as the current ones are past it.
>>61510965
open up while she's going down
you can always push her head in when you're being a bit too faggy
>>61510992
which one
can still smell/taste garlic from where i cooked with it last night
not a fan
>>61510958
that's a massive mistake lad, you won't be arsed to do it later
>>61511001
>achilles low
fresh mate, got the white ones myself, been going 5 years strong now I should really get a new pair
>>61511026
can't be arsed to do it now desu
got things to do with my day
>>61511015
Glyndwr
>>61511071
>Glyndwr
kek
>>61509723
Well that's a pathetic excuse of a man there.
>>61509723
It's not human!
>BBC interviewing two (2) Paki's who voted Leave
I thought all leave voters were meant to be racist?
>>61511052
getting an apprenticeship in machine operating so I can work on this set
got these yesterday
>>61510937
What's a crep?
>>61509304
cute doggo
>>61510965
dont understand this post
>>61511129
nice 2bh, swear they're super rare in black (?)
Still feel like they're overpriced doe
>>61510965
Squeeze out a massive turd on her chest
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-peter-hargreaves-lansdown-leave-eu-referendum-share-price-a7108871.html
>>61511129
MMM?
should have just got some white GATs - got me a pair in Brick Lane for like £20
>>61511122
Pakis can be racist too
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-farage-idUSKCN0ZG0GS?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5774c49e04d301604e4ac9ae&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter
>Farage says can envisage Britain contribution to EU budget post-Brexit: Le Figaro
C U C K
U
C
K
>>61511122
(lmao)
wish these normie drones would sod off.
>>61511233
Really enjoying how leave won yet still lost in the end
>>61510858
give your "friends" a ring m8
>>61511163
I'm meant to be the dominant partner to a sub but she wants me to bare my feelings and open up about my concerns
You know muslims, yeah? Those guys who are either sunni or shiite and will kill one another if they're the different type?
Well they just got blown up by some terrorists. The terrorists aren't muslims though, obviously, why would they blow up other muslims? haha duhh
>>61511269
everyone is losing atm
keeping an eye out
Boris has dropped out wew
Michael 'Slimey toff' Gove vs. Therea 'Stasi bint' May
>>61511233
>still naively thinking the UK can get some magic deal where they get access to the market without having to accept free movement
Pass the bong, Nige.
>>61511297
nah mate they are "muslims" but they aren't "muslims" see when a muslim kills someone he is automatically converted to a non-muslim muslim
i know it is hard to wrap your head around because it's a bit of what would you say "doublethinking" but you'll get it eventually haha
cheers
>>61511325
STASI
T
A
S
I
Want to suffer through a mental breakdown asap
would vote for are mogg ngl
>>61509723
This is the future you chose, Britain
down low
>>61511325
thanks for that, I must of missed the over dozen cunts informing me of the exact same thing.
>>61511354
look up george soros lad
>>61511315
not us bankers
>>61511375
*pulls hand away*
too slow
>>61511337
maybe I could wrap my head around it if I wrapped something around my head haha you know like, yeah haha he gets it, he gets it
he knows hahaha
>>61511297
>>61511337
you can't fast and explode at the same time you fucking retards
you can't commit acts of terrorism on an empty stomach
>>61511111
Quints of truth tbqh.
Rumour has if you travel through North East Somerset during the Night you may come across them
>>61511430
think it's possible to do both
>>61511418
fitty. That pizza looks fucking amazing.
>>61511428
keked pretty hard (You)
noticed the keys to my bicycle lock are completely warped
>>61511389
coming across as a smidge uppity there lad
>>61511461
>moggmen_nest.webm
>>61511461
what the fuck is going on here, creepy as fuck
>>61511466
UM NO ITS NOT HAVE YOU EVER EXPLODED WHEN YOU'VE BEEN HUNGRY YEAH THOUGHT NOT STAY IN YOUR LANE SWEETHEART X
Been holding lighters under random Danish people's keys haha #bantz
>>61511418
>>61511473
that's the kind of face you make when some guy parts the ocean before you or when brexit happens
that's not a 'someone is holding a slice of pizza face'
dumb slag s m h
>>61511423
*hatches a plan*
*tells my mate to start a convo with you*
*sneaks behind you and gets down on all fours*
*signals my mate to push you over*
*you trip over me and come crashing down to earth, breaking your wrist in a feeble attempt to break your fall*
hahaha!!!
going outside lads
bye x
>>61511499
do one you rat
>>61511556
dont
>>61511544
newfag
that image used to be posted on /b/ way back in the early days
going to huddle in the corner and do a cry
>>61511556
so brave :) x
>>61511572
poof
whose in the #GoveCove lads?
>>61511572
i know that's not a new pic tho
>my point
>you are head
>>61511576
*gives you a cuddle*
>>61511576
*puts arm around you*
there there mate
>/b/
someone a few houses down is playing their radio ridiculously loud
>>61511650
ahahahaha >>61511545 he's made you look a RIGHT mug mate ahahaha
tfw no chicken fried steak
Playing my radio ridiculously loud lads haha
>>61511660
'reeeeeee' at them
>>61511692
>no Tomato sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cVLE4SaN0
just did a learn starman on guitar because i was bored lads
that's a toon that will pull slags desu
Friendly reminder to please vote 'remain' in the upcoming referendum. Eurobe needs you lads and we're better off working together. Cheerio.
was in denmark the other day
found some lad's bike lock keys and warped them to fuck haha
business plan: fire our garbage at the sun by using railguns
>>61511736
reee i can't bike to work now you plen
>gf just text me asking how my bum was today
I've got 2/1 on it being about last night's dinner
3/1 on it being about the spinning sessions we did the other day
10/1 she's genuinely just concerned about my bum
>>61511751
>yank problem solving is "shoot the rubbish"
James Delingpole:
28th June: "Cometh the hour, cometh the men! Go Boris!"
29th June: "Boris Johnson is the Captain Jack Aubrey of British politics. In his sloop he took on a warship many times his size, at fearful risk, but he won the fight and now he jolly well deserves his prize money."
30th June: "Boris Johnson, for all his many qualities, is a flake who flies by the seat of his pants."
with boz out of the picture, is it time for are jez to rise to power?
>>61511823
top jej
If you've failed one of your modules but you have enough credits to pass to the next year, do you have to do a resit for the failed module?
>>61511810
honestly don't know what you're attempting to tell me
Theresa May will be the most alpha PM we've ever had desu.
>>>/fit/37747469
>>>/fit/37747477
>>>/fit/37747558
>>>/fit/37747630
>>>/fit/37747679
>>>/fit/37747755
>>>/fit/37747828
>>>/fit/37747922
>>>/fit/37748056
business plan: increase the albedo of the planet by covering it in mirrors to combat global warming
Mummy is making me cut the grass
>>61511810
I've got a 411 that you are a twat
>>61511833
Reminder that Jo Cox was killed so that David miliband could come back to parliament at the by election and then become labour leader
>bought out of date milk
>drank half of it before I realised
>been shitting for the last 2 days
>accidentally drank another glass this morning
Someone pls kill me
>>61511881
big tom pulling the strings
>>61511865
>Okay its officially on facebook. This girl has my mother on facebook. I just went and switched the wifi off
I feel very sure that Stephen Crabb will win this race desu
>>61511865
lmao
i miss posting on /fit/. might have to get back into it.
>>61511865
fake and gay
>>61511917
>been shitting for the last 2 days
>accidentally drank another glass this morning
>I CAN'T be Prime Minister.
>I'm NOT equipped to be Prime Minister.
>I DON'T want to be Prime Minister.
-Michael Gove, the future Prime Minister, just a couple of weeks ago.
>>61511917
How do you accidentally drink expired milk?
Were you born without taste buds?
Having one of those Brazilian pot noodles
I CAN'T get a gf
I'm NOT equipped to have a gf
I DON'T want a gf
Let's see if it works lads
Boys, I was thinking of this whole affair...
Given that England and Scotland entered the Union as equals in 1707, in case of Scottish independence, is it possible to split UK's colonies between Scotland and a rump UK?
If that is the case, then Gibraltar could become Scotland's colony and not be forced to leave the UK.
utterly pissing down now
so comfy
>>61512064
probably put cocoa in it is my guess
>>61512086
Embarrassing post t b h.
>>61512064
When I bought it it was already 2 months past the date on the carton. It didn't taste that bad. I was leaving it i the fridge because I was going to take it back to tesco.
Britain right now
>>61512121
nice digits
>>61512086
whos this twat
Whoever replies first out of the frenchman and the irishman wins
>>61512121
does that stop it from tasting bad? because it was chocolate flavoured milk.
>>61512115
why is your flag upside down
wouldn't it look nicer if the horizontal line was in the middle or towards the top
>>61512086
Gibraltar was captured by the english before the act of union
>>61512086
ummmm that's not how it works sweetie x
>>61512145
me top right
@61512160
nice try
>>61512165
only if it's not too expired
if it's green it will be horrendous regardless
Let's get this straight:
>The UK will NOT split up
>The UK IS going to leave the EU
>Things will be bumpy at first, but will all be right once it's all settled down
lads, £1500 per month to be her 24/7 live in slave
Amazing deal
>>61512176
what?
Why the fuck does everyone love Gibraltar so much? They let gambling companies be based there for low/no tax meaning the uk is losing out on millions in tax every year
>>61512173
*hands you a potato*
Congratulations Patrick
>>61512160
>>61512173
*clap clap clap*
>>61512212
what does the job entail?
>>61512212
not a bad choice
>>61512212
do you have to pay her that or does she pay you?
>>61512212
Wait she pays you or you pay her lmao?
Reminder that Boris Johnson is a fucking retard
>tfw Poleaboo just got 5 (you)s
>>61512258
>>61512270
You pay her obviously
Being her slave is a great honour
>>61512237
Domestic stuff and foot worship I guess
>>61512212
>she will do this for only 18k a year
What a fucking mug some prossie charge 1500 just for a night
>>61512212
>semi financial doms
traduction: you pay her, you clean, you cook, you wash and hang the clothers, you wash the dishes, you get out of her face when she tells you to, you like being a little bitch
ah yes
truly a patrician fetish
>gave poleaboo a (You)
i'm disappointed in my self
>Conservatives set to have TWO (2) female Prime Ministers before Labour even elect ONE (1) female leader
>Labour women constantly bang on about their gender whilst Conservative women just get on with things
Hmmm....
>>61512298
Wait I don't get it if you're a 24/7 slave where the fuck do you get the £1500 a month to pay her from haha
>>61512323
who here /andrea/?
>>61512323
Stephen Crabb will become prime minister there's literally no way around this
And also you say conservative women "just get on with it" but Nicky Morgan said we need one conservative woman in the final two because it's the 21st century
www.facebook.com
/officialprotestantcoalition/videos/1079461498790947/
This is like a traveller call out video, willie's gone mad
>poleaboo is so desperate for (you)s that he is going to become a female
>>61512325
That's your problem
Pretty sure you can leave to work
Me on the right
test post
>>61512371
creasing while thinking about the amount of money he's spent to get some (You)s on an anime image board for autists
>>61512371
That doesn't get me (you)s outside /polska/
Why did the English vote for Brexit and facilitated the Chinese takeover of the West even more?
>>61512403
Didn't work
>>61512437
nation of cucks
>>61512437
>>61512437
Because of arrogant continentals
You know what's its like, the French just get under your skin to the point at which you're genuinly willing to cut your nose off to spite your face
>>61512444
let me try again in a minute
>>61512437
because i'm a chinaboo
>tfw a nation of literal arrogant students
>>61512437
Because of some ugly cunts with square heads squatting and drinking tyskie on our streets at 9am
>>61512501
>tyskie
good beer
gets ya fukt
>>61512437
How exactly did this facilitate that?
The Chinese have been buying or taking over foreign companies for recent years now, I think Brexit caught them off guard.
Besides, the Chinese have domestic problems on their hands too, with all their bad debt buildup.
*whips the thread-making runt viciously*
PAY ATTENTION YOU GHASTLY ROTTER
>>61512437
Because perifidious Albion has seen the way the winds are blowing and are going to be China's best friend
>>61512369
wew lad
>>61512521
zywiec is the king and brexit better not take that shit away from me
>>61512540
the golden age of chinese relations is over now senpai
>>61512437
>Chinese takeover
>>61512570
Boris Johnson will be foreign sec, the golden age is just beginning
Ping pong truly is coming home
>>61512437
You tell us Mr Wong.
>UK, China and Russia will ally to BTFO USA and the European Federation in our lifetime
>Pat glass gets appointed as shadow education on Monday
>Resigns on Wednesday
>>61512608
fucking annoying desu.
next they'll be banning us again
new thred lads?
i'll make a new thread when you sign put article 50 of /brit/ into effect
>>61512650
That frog really annoys me
>>61512608
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4qcjws/why_dont_americans_celebrate_easter/
>>61512746
cunt that doing it, must be an absolute autist
>>61512706
if dubs you make it
Execute Order 66.
What do supplementary activity do you do while taking a poo on the toilet /brit/?
>>61512742
yanks on reddit are even worse at handling banter somehow
>>61512817
britposting
>>61512817
I've never understood people who need to do things on they toilet. Why dont they just put 100% effort on emptying there bowels so they can get out as quickly as possible. Normal people don't have to wait for there shit to slide out do they?
>>61512817
Think about how this once innocent act ruined my life because of a devil named Monika.
>>61512817
browse twitter
new
>>61512896
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>>61512903
>deleted
btfo
good one janny you fucking runt
>>61512903
JANNY JANNY JANNY OI OI OI
it's simple
we kill the janman
4 3
CONDUCTOR
>for free
>>61512817
unironically post here
WE
>>61513010
check out the norks on that one
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.
>>61513010
Literally how is he comfortable doing that or even going outside?
>>61513054
Shouldn't the plane be Labour?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4qlquu/why_do_americans_keep_their_ketchup_in_the_fridge/
I never knew it was so easy to get (You)s on reddit. Might not need to come to /brit/ anymore
>>61513054
I seriously hope he holds out.
But it's quite a shame he has little charisma to compensate for the backstabbing he's receiving.
>>61513064
aspergers
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