Scots are leeches edition
>>61513142
Just took some ether. From Fear and Loathing
Feels like xanax with ket
What is Merkels face trying to convey?
>>61513152
how does it feel?
>page 4
hes not going to be happy...
next person to post kpop is a bender
jej
Need Kyary to tug on my willy desu
kpop
>>61513183
xanax with ket
>>61513178
>I wish i was at home getting rogered by Ahmed and his pals
*pushes your bag onto the floor*
go fetch, nerd
Aboard the peasant wagon... now just to shitpost for an hour or so
poos are very dark, almost black
>>61513152
how does it feel?
>>61513178
A deflated garbage bag
>>61513183
>>61513221
Feel all cold and tingly and a bit drunk and a a bit warm like opiates
every person who posts kpop is a bender
>>61513189
Tell me, if that was real why the fuck would the home office tweet it at 1:30 AM
>>61513189
O R W E L L I A N N I G H T M A R E lmao
>>61513239
does it feel better than sex?
>>61513326
most drugs do but sex on drugs is a different story
>>61513142
Doesn't include the oil money, the license fee (90% of which goes South), any of the money spend on defence (again, most of which is spent down South) and the various other hidden costs of the union.
Scotland remains the 3rd wealthiest part of the UK after London and the South East.
>>61513340
me at the back faking a ciggie
watching Chinatown
Great film
Getting the house ready for Theresa May's "Every Home a Castle" initiative. The nice chaps from the council are installing CCTV in every room of my home so Theresa can make sure my family are safe.
>>61513362
>Oil money
It currently costs more to extract oil in the north sea than you get for selling it. Lol.
Scotland is the 3rd wealthiest part because you get so much money given to you, really wish the eternal jock would fuck off
>Spanish flag
Will not be reading this post
>>61513403
They're called "telescreens" lad
>>61513375
Her sister is also her daughter
>>61513375
Girl is both Faye Dunaway's daughter and sister because she was raped by her dad.
She's shot fatally at the end.
The conspiracy is all about getting a monopoly on the water supply or something.
>go into Chinatown for a bubble tea
Ah yes, it's another "cash only" episode.
Corrected West Mercia police hate crime figures show slight fall following Brexit vote
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-shropshire-36598807
SHUT IT DOWN
WHY THE FUCK HAS MY IP AREA BEEN BLOCKED FROM THREAD CREATION
>>61513403
Ah mate they've done a bang up job in my gaff, daughter's loving the telescreen in her room, got surround sound and all
>>61513474
No clue what you mean by this is it a prostitute thing
cara
>>61513436
>>61513450
I've seen it like 5 times you fucking drips
>>61513494
Most Chinese places only let you pay by cash because they're renowned for not paying tax
Is anyone here any good at erp? Could you give me some tips?
>>61513495
THE SEMEN DEMON
>>61513487
>>61513474
they do it so they can skim off some of the profits through laundering and pay less taxes.
Or they charge a 10% premium if you use a card.
Literally worse than Jews.
>>61513481
Isn't that just some administration regions data?
>>61513520
Ooh baby you make me hard, yu wan sum fuk
Devastated that Mogg didn't put his name forward. Not even memeing, I think he'd be amazing.
Gove is probably the best to root for imo. Boris did great for Brexit but I believe he only did it to take Cameron's job. Gove was always a Brexit supporter.
Theresa May isn't even worth thinking about, it would be the end of the British police force and we'll have CCTV in every house in Britain
>>61513568
that guy is really good and seems honest
that's a shame
>>61513568
It's legeslative legerdemain!
>>61513411
It doesn't cost Scotland anything to extract oil, you mong, that's handled by private companies.
>>61513568
Mogg really is the best MP in the house right now, he's a proper stand up bloke
Huh.
Makes you think.
>>61513411
>Scotland is the 3rd wealthiest part because you get so much money given to you
Feels good man. Is why I voted no, don't want to risk the comfy life.
>>61513568
I'm genuinly happy it's gove instead of Boris 2bf
Bit worried Crabb will win like cameron in 2005 though
>>61513487
>>61513501
Blame canada tbqfhwy
hey lads, can't sleep haha
>>61513597
He's seven shades of autistic.
Gove will be a fucking shit PM
would much rather have May Tbh
>>61513568
Looks like Steven Merchant's less sucessful thus more bitter brother.
>>61513142
>UK separate graph from scotland
>>61513619
*climbs into bed and takes your hand* what's on your mind lad?
>>61513542
My friend owns a Chinese restaurant and they do this exact thing. She kept talking about how they do cut their taxes and whatnot, after she had finished explaining it all I let her know my father is an accountant for HMRC.
Devilish
>>61513633
>Smart=autistic
Um how about no?
they could have this banner contest done in a couple weeks
theyre doing the least popular boards first. Why not just open submissions for all of them now?
Ah yes...
I love you, Scotland, you mean the world to me.
Don't let chavs bully you.
>>61513646
The uk one is for all of the uk including scotland
The Scottish one is just for the uk
>>61513651
>>61513619
*rolls over from other side*
Ngghh can you two keep it down?
>>61513658
drug addled normie minds dont know the difference
>>61513658
He went campaigning in Fife with his nanny. He was in his 30s.
>>61513671
what is it with china and lifts/escalators?
>>61513714
All their buildings are massively tall
>>61513710
That's so cute thanks for convincing me
>>61513710
So? His nanny's been in the family for years. If you actually watch his speeches and listen to his genuine care for the British people you'd realise it doesn't matter if he's a posho
>>61513710
Nanny as in grandmother
or
Nanny as in childminder
>>61513651
just stuff :^)
>>61513697
do NOT tell me how to act in my own bed!
>>61513592
>mfw i've seen all his interventions on youtube
i'm getting britisher by the second t b f
>may or gove
Well done brexicunts, you fucking retards
>>61513743
Childminder
Got caught looking at myself in the mirror when I was shagging some girl lads
>>61513697
>>61513750
*grabs the brit poof by the throat and throws him back into the runt cage*
wish you'd keep him on a chain, dear
Reckon Ed Miliband would have handled all this better
>>61513743
Nanny as in a servant his parent paid to look after him as a kid.
>>61513758
Some men just want to watch the world burn :-DDD
>>61513756
> women are our equals
> except everything is the responsibility of men
I mean i don't it but fuck me stop being contradictory
>>61513782
*shrieks and runs around my cage, slamming into the metal bars in a blind panic*
>>61513784
He wouldn't have 2bqh while I do like him he was incompetent at leading
Can Scotland go away now?
>>61513771
>>61513785
ah yes the upper class very impressive
>>61513826
*kicks the runt cage hard*
SHUT IT you fucking runt i've had a gutfull of your shit
>>61513738
When people started taking the piss he genuinely said "you wouldn't be making fun of me if I was with my footman".
Even the other kids at Eton though he was weird.
>>61513812
yea
that's stupid as fuck
>>61513841
Pure jealousy
>>61513848
WREE WREE WREEEEEE
*starts gnawing at my own arm in panic, drawing blood*
Might have arse cancer lads. Been having blood shits for over a week now.
>>61513859
Actually got my nanny to post that
Might send my footman to batter you for speaking ill to your betters
>>61513887
You have blood shits for a WEEK and you don't see the doctor?!
>>61513886
*rips the runt cage open and grabs you by the shoulder, pushing you against the wall*
hmmm naughty naughty runt
*places my hand firmly on your crotch*
>However, rumours that he had gone around the constituency in a Bentley were described as "scurrilous" − he insisted it had been a Mercedes.
lol this guy is a fucking train wreck
whats your favourite porn subreddit? considering having a crafty wank
>>61513887
is it contagious?
>>61513852
Who gives a shit if people think he's a drip, he's a top politician
>>61513902
Have you seen the price of visiting a GP?
>>61513909
r/cuckold
>>61513887
>over a week
too late
already metastasised to your brain and pancreas
dead within the hour
>>61513910
Hope not.
runt posting is the glue that binds the commonwealth
https://youtu.be/jZSC_Z65pKE
M O G G
O
G
G
>>61513892
I'll punch your footman's teeth down his throat. I'll fucking rumble him so hard you'll get sore just hearing about it pal, don't get brave with me sunshine
>>61513907
>Hurr durr what is a joke
how the fuck did we go from a nice comfy country with a happily growing economy basking in the summer sun to this fucking wreck in the space of a week
>>61513902
Couldn't be arsed mate.
Excuse the pun.
>>61513926
Ach sure. Nice knowing you lads.
>>61513912
I have literally heard of nothing that would suggest that.
Meanwhile he's also completely out of touch by way of money AND autism.
>>61513920
It's worth less than your life you imbecile.
actually, youre a retarded runt, so maybe not
>>61513928
Good. Don't want my computer getting viruses
>>61513905
*moans in pleasure*
There are runts in this thread RIGHT NOW who use their dirty peasant fingers to open their post rather than using a letter opener
Want to snap every pencil necked leave voting runt twat in half t b h.
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
>>61513907
It's all part of his gimmick mate, he doesn't give a shit if plens like you think he's posh
>>61513998
>"I'm Scottish"
DID YOU WATCH THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NOIGHT?
>>61513947
Brexit was a mistake
Wish we'd never had the fucking debate, never even raised the question of a referendum
>>61513998
Based Ewan speaking the truth.
>>61513998
pussy cant even swear
>>61513998
Can I order a jar of Scottish tears on amazon.co.uk?
>>61514004
t. plen who thinks he's posh
>>61513959
So go and watch his speeches and his interviews then you fucking uniformed cunt
you can only reply to this post if you can bench press 100 (one hundred) kg (kay gee (kilograms))
>>61513947
You fell for the Farage meme
Unfortunately so did the rest of the country this time
>>61514058
Never said that you utter grub
>>61514061
>you fucking uniformed cunt
need some documentaries where if you saw them you'd be like "hmm, it really makes you think doesn't it" to watch please
Who are more attractive on average, Scottish or Irish girls?
>Corybyn, Clegg and Boris have all been on The Last Leg at some point, all now or at some point have had their political career implode on them
You reckon The Last Leg is cursed?
>>61514087
why would you support him if you aren't posh yourself?
>>61513947
>In a week
Just because you haven't noticed the decay of the country from your £950 a month cupboard in London, doesn't mean it hasn't been happening for decades.
>>61514117
Shut the fuck up you cunt twat bastard Canadian
>>61514092
Uh oh a spelling mistake! Got egg on my face now
haven't wanked in a week lads and my willy smells a bit nice for some reason
Boris is a pathetic coward
KNEW he'd never have the balls to activate
>>61513998
He's right about Boris though. He's chicken out like a little cuck, I swear if we get fucked over by this...
https://youtu.be/jZSC_Z65pKE
Jolly good viewing
>>61514117
Irish, by a country mile. And the Irish aren't even that attractive, by and large.
>>61514139
wonder why
>>61513934
>watching this once more
reee
can't stop won't stop
>Johnson pulls out
>>61514122
Because like I said, he's a good MP that actually cares about the people
He's not just some toff bellend that looks out for his chums
>>61513152
how does it feel?
>>61513142
i hope scotland gets independence then does an economy collapse desu
gotta say I'm pretty fucking sick of this women meme
> when the opera singer starts crying in the middle of his song
Boris is such a slimy cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j12VvolRMs
>>61514117
Less ugly would be a better way to term that question
Just think, we could have a PM with the last name Crab.
Well I guess I'm a #Crabpeople now
>>61514167
haha benis
>>61514072
>>61514072
Can literally only do 97.5 lol
Should be on for at 200 dead soon though. Got stupid long monkey arms and 6" wrists
>UK could have the world's first cissy PM
can't WAIT to watch osborne plug that sweet boipucci on live television
praying we don't leave the EU Tbh
The leave campaign has made a right dog's dinner of it
>>61514117
irish girls from dublin are fine
the countryside is another thing... *shudders*
>>61514196
it's like hard drugs
if you don't start you don't get addicted
as a virgin masterrace i feel sorry for you normiecuck
>>61514233
Cunt looks like fucking pob ffs
>>61514237
ill make your arse into dogs dinner x
>You ALL unironically fell for the leave meme
>You literally got played by Boris fucking Johnson
Literally couldn't make it up
>https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qlwre/once_again_spongebob_nails_it/
Huh, really makes you think...
>>61514271
Stop posting Reddit shit
>>61514264
Last thing I need is your ma poking around down there
>>61514196
women who arent shit are a rarity
t. had a gf and couldnt find a decent one in the 5 years since we broke up
>>61514170
>he's a good MP that actually cares about the people
what has he done to make you believe this?
>>61513142
>norway
fuck oil
>>61514270
Fuck off Taig.
>>61514237
>The leave campaign has made a right dog's dinner of it
understatement of the week m8
>>61514270
fuck off did we all
tho i will concede that it wasn't a smart idea to reduce all of global economics to two boxes on a ballot sheet then let people with no gcses tick one of the boxes
When will the 'shill your reddit thread' fad end?
>>61514240
Ah yes Finglas is known for its beauties
maisie
Gove is a shit isn't he
>>61514280
>https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4qkpve/this_explanation_of_brexit_has_gone_viral/
Huh, really makes you think...
>>61514270
You literally voted to not join the EU and were forced to vote again until they got the answer they wanted. You never wanted in. You've got Stockholm Syndrome.
>>61514291
just want a woman who will let me touch her fanny
>>61514300
kek
KEK
K E K
>>61514321
outside of the pale women are just munters
dont even try and deny it
just spent £170 on some trousers and a few shirts haha epic
>>61514292
The fact that he happily called out Cameron when he would listen to the public, the fact that he has called for Article 50 to be invoked because it is the will of the people
>>61514240
>dublin girls are fine
Ah yes, I'm a big fan of Abdullah and Fatima and Dashquanda.
>>61514328
i see she's escaped from her handlers again
>All the CGI grandeur in the world can't help this Tarzan outrun its uncomfortable, white-savior overtones.
>Laden with a significant amount of historical and racial baggage, The Legend of Tarzan proves a dopey adventure film with unremarkable performances and some lousy VFX.
>"The Legend of Tarzan" is sequel, origin story and racially sensitive revisionist history lesson all in one. What it isn't is much fun for anyone who's seen Edgar Rice Burroughs' "ape man" in any of his previous incarnations.
so brave
http://www.joe.co.uk/news/this-is-why-so-many-people-are-wearing-safety-pins-after-the-brexit-vote/70145
>Conservatives set to have TWO (2) female Prime Ministers before Labour even elect ONE (1) female leader
>Labour women constantly bang on about their gender whilst Conservative women just get on with things
Hmmm....
>>61514190
Can we annex Norn Iron Scotland and Mann after that?
>>61514345
Eh no we didn't
business idea: enslave the scots so the english dont have to work
>>61514409
>implying thatcher and may count as proper women
>>61514432
I'm getting hard thinking about this.
>July 2016
i'm going to die a KV and there's nothing I can do to change that
>>61514354
Inside the pale too howth you faggot
>>61514345
>things that didnt happen
we voted no on the Lisbon Treaty not on eu membership
>>61514354
>the pale
need an illiterate gf
>>61513142
Black man here. I am glad you guys voted exit because now you can finally excape the influence of that cracka ass ho Angela Merkel. I hope my brothas in Italy and France do the same.
>>61514464
You voted no on a bunch of shit and got told to vote again. What happened to Irish Independence? Why are you all such cucks these days?
I have never smelled a bathroom as horrid as when going in after an elderly person of 80+ years
How the fuck do they generate such a gaseous stench? Nothing comes close.
Just finished the fourth season of Fresh Meat
comfy show 2bh
*thinks about brexit*
Haha... Dear oh dear...
>>61514460
you can hire a prostitute, or rape someone
>>61514364
Hes absolutely stupid if he thinks article 50 should be invoked already
>>61514447
>b-but they arent real women, we need a true feminist pm
Lefties BTFO
>>61514495
both are illegal in america
>>61514489
>season
FOY
>>61514468
Good thing you're in Spain then
>>61514468
shouldn't be too hard for you to find jose
>>61514510
i think prostitution is legal in las vegas and rape is legal in the south
>>61514486
do you realise how poor ireland was before it joined the EU? Back then we gladly joined, its only recently the EU has become so controlling
>What happened to Irish Independence
we've never had independence because the north is still under british rule
>>61514469
Who the fuck are they kek?
off out in my lobster suit lads
see you in a bit
hurt my back lads. I want to squat today but I'VE HURT MY FUCKING BACK
>>61514489
good lad
>>61514510
Go to Nevada, prostitution is legal in some counties there.
>>61514529
>>61514524
can someone vocaroo these please? i can't read
>>61514534
only rape of a cousin
dont want to get him in trouble mate
>>61514534
Las Vegas no, parts of Nevada yes
t. extensive research into the topic
pplease let me join mensa. my iq is essentially, zero, but i have very good, clean hands
>>61514549
woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
>>61514534
>rape is legal in the south
Yeah it was called the civil war
>>61514537
The black hebrew isrealites
>2016
>Billions are still wasted on giving 'Africa' money so their warlords and Royalty could live a more luxrious life than you ever could
Explain this.
>>61514486
We voted no until the EU gave us the concessions we wanted. We have a complete opt out of the CDSP and a right to our neutrality.
>>61514605
b-b-but muh starvin babbies
even though <1% actually goes towards them lel
>>61514626
*keels over*
*swears to get you back for that when you least expect it*
>>61514609
voting yes to lisbon was one of the biggest mistakes our country ever made
>>61514598
kek aren't they the black jews that deny the holocaust?
>>61514560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MgHoZ6yUIN
'ARROL
>>61514510
Puritans
>>61514536
>Preferring to be rich and unfree over poor and free
What a waste you are.
>>61514646
I agree, but it doesn't change the fact. We voted no, then got our concessions, And voted yes.
>>61514591
*walks sideways out the front door*
>>61514364
hmmm nice non answer lets have a look at his voting record:
>Generally voted against laws to promote equality and human rights
>Consistently voted against allowing terminally ill people to be given assistance to end their life
>Consistently voted for reducing housing benefit for social tenants deemed to have excess bedrooms (which Labour describe as the "bedroom tax")
>Consistently voted against raising welfare benefits at least in line with prices
>Consistently voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability
>Consistently voted for a reduction in spending on welfare benefits
>Consistently voted against spending public money to create guaranteed jobs for young people who have spent a long time unemployed
>Almost always voted for increasing the rate of VAT
>Almost always voted for higher taxes on alcoholic drinks
>Almost always voted against a banker’s bonus tax (meme)
>Consistently voted against an annual tax on the value of expensive homes (popularly known as a mansion tax)
>Almost always voted for reducing the rate of corporation tax
>Consistently voted for raising England’s undergraduate tuition fee cap to £9,000 per year
>Consistently voted for ending financial support for some 16-19 year olds in training and further education
>Consistently voted for university tuition fees
>Consistently voted against a wholly elected House of Lords
>Consistently voted against removing hereditary peers from the House of Lords
>Almost always voted for requiring the mass retention of information about communications
>Almost always voted for restricting the scope of legal aid
ahh yes truly a man of the people and not at all a typical eton educated aristocrat. i could post more but hit the character limit.
(http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/24926/jacob_rees-mogg/north_east_somerset/votes)
>>61514664
wish i wasn't deaf, would love to hear what this says
>>61514609
they pretty much had to give us neutrality because of our constitution
>>61514646
agree, pretty much set a precedent. We'll never be able to say no to anything serious ever again
2016 has been a pretty fantastic year overall
hope I get to have some more sex before the year is done
>>61514700
one of these days you're going to wake up to find your ballbag utterly obliterated, mark my words
First Thatcher and now May, both ten times as alpha as the men in their party.
Get ready for a decade of lefty arse pain once are Tess comes to power.
>>61514657
Some do. Some are glad that the holocaust happened because it got rid of the cracker imposters from the Jewish community. I am not a Black Jew though I am a Black Italian/Roman and have some black Jewish friends because they look alot like us and blend into our Black-Italian-American community pretty easily
>>61514696
are you illiterate?
>>61514737
Is this true? Sources needed that aren't blog posts or dodgy youtube videos.
>>61514721
been having a lot more sex than I expected this year, after a long dry spell.
>>61514763
>this is what passes for humour these days
just fuckin kill me
just gave my guinea pigs a bath
>>61514765
Are you? You sold your country out for 30 pieces of silver. And now you sit and disparage the Brits for freeing themselves, telling them they've made a mistake, telling them you're so much smarter for leaving your country in the hands of EU tyrants. Baffling.
>>61514720
Neutrality isn't in our constitution it's just informal government policy. If Higgins wanted he could declare war tomorrow.
