Tom Brady Edition
/balt/
what a bad post to start a thread
>>61487287
"no"
/sp/ is for gays
thoughts?
@61487376
lol no it isnt
>>61487377
based
nth for genuine goddess waifus
>>61487377
needless bigotry
>>61484494
when u think u a nigga but u really a mariachi
>>61487453
nice thread faggot
>>61487406
That's not how it works.
>>61487454
Please leave, Now.
Or go to our leftist board >>>/pol/
>>61487376
>gays
/fit/ is the other way.
ye men of valor gather round the banner of the right
>>61487377
good lads
>tfw no comfy burger gf
What do polls say about USA presidential election?
Tome Brody
>>61487622
>tfw no qt southern gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM
>>61487576
t. fatass
>>61487622
>Freckles
Nah. I'll pass.
>>61487627
Jeb 600 points
Hillhag 8 points
Drumph -1000 points
anyone interested in phat taiwanese tits?
>>61487722
>Jeb
who is this?
>janny deletes every single post by that german guy be it footfaggotry or not
>he did it all for free
>>61487777
sick repetitve numbers
dank meme comong through
>>61487747
no
/cum/ is real now
>>61487810
That's new.
What do you eat peanut butter with?
>>61487287
No.
/cum/
>>61487823
the thee cucks
>>61487885
Jam.
>>61487823
>everybody saying /cum/ would die
>>61487885
jelly
she has a real cockmongler smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdQgPu3iUYk
>>61487823
That's amazing
>>61487885
Double fiber bread slice.
https://youtu.be/JSuQZjPl2Rw
Me in the blue shirt at the front.
>>61487707
I'm not some nutty freckle guy or anything but it can look pretty qt sometimes
>>61487747
Nope and fuck whoever took that picture.
>>61487976
I think it is too sometimes but too many are just a bit too many y'know.
>>61487692
When you guys get rid of trappy chan, I will believe it.
>>61488052
liking traps is not gay
>>61487670
oh fucc this accent is disgusting STOP it's like fucking reba argh
imagine fucking her and her
>AWWW YEEERRRRss
can only put reba mcentires face in your mind
/pol/ is being overly wild right now
>>61487965
Delete this.
>>61488087
it makes everyday homosexuality look straight by comparison
bought fly traps for 2,50 and they're doing nothing
fuccen jews
>>61487670
HOWEVER she does appreciate coffee so that's cool I just made a chemex because I haven't slept in 26 hours haha
fuck
>>61488087
Sure.
>>61488169
I'm in Guanajuato right now
Probably the nicest Mexican city I've been to so far
>tfw my new satellite tv provider doesnt have history channel and I cant watch duck dynasty and pawn stars
>>61488169
>>61488233
Sorry i didn't mean to reply to you
>>61488233
All of our Colonial states look nice
You can thank the Spaniards for that
it's Trump or bust now
>>61487670
I don't know if it's her variety of southern accent or if it's just her, but she sounds kinda masculine.
>>61488279
too late
(you)s harvested
I like the person who posted Vapeman in that thread with "we /cum/ now"
>>61488463
>>61488590
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>61488364
colonial architecture is one of the few really nice things they brought
Amazing weight, how sweet the spam
That fill'd a wretch like meeeeee
>>61488463
>who is gary johnson
>>61488756
>voting libertarian
who /pemmican/ here
https://youtu.be/HQZj1-lSilw
>>61488756
>>who is gary johnson
>>61488532
it's tennessee as fuuuuuck
but she doesn't act like a redneck so strangely I'm not repulsed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWyXlJFOzWQ
still watching him lads
>>61488628
>>61488364
Yeah I was in Zacatecas a couple of nights ago the center was really pretty
Central/Western Mexico also has top notch qts
>>61489037
haha whoops wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGtbcqFXV4Y
why is beef jerky so expensive?
Hypothetically speaking, what would you guys do if you were famous on tumblr??? haha
>>61489200
because meat isn't cheap u dip
>>61489200
I would assume that it is hard to mass produce
Have 90s kids gone too far?
https://youtu.be/waixG1Dhr3w?t=46s
>>61489215
post my nudes
>gf says I make her feel like trash
>say im sorry, why do i make her feel that way?
>she says I don't do enough for her
>i ask her like what
>she says "well I can see that you care in everything that you do, like I like all the little things so much"
>then what's the problem
>I just want more, I feel like you don't really care about me
>I can see that you care about me, but I don't see that you care about. I want to see it, not just know it
what the fuck do i do
i'm hungry
>>61487965
reminds me of the nightmare that was gym dance class
high school was trash
>>61489323
Cook something.
>>61489215
how would somebody even get """famous""" on tumblr, aside from being a grill that posts lewd photos
>>61489312
maybe its time to get a new gf
>>61489312
Break up
>>61489312
tell her to translate that into guy talk because it's just incoherent unspecific mumbling about feelings otherwise
if she can't give you any then she's a little unstable
>6 wasp nests right outside my door
just another reason to stay inside
>>61489312
Women never cease to amaze me
>>61489570
time for fire or poisons that can spray from a distance
>>61489570
just alabaman things
>>61489570
Get their honey, mane.
>>61487766
Borderline autism: the presidential candidate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg&feature=youtu.be&t=57
a spider just crawled across my arm guys
>overheard at work today
>"uh no a guy has to be my height to even be considered and I'm 5'9" which is pretty big, it's just too awkward and embarrassing to be seen with a guy shorter than me hahaha"
Have you seen this thread? >>61488260
>>61488260
>>61488260
>>61489689
turtle man was kind of cute, and far too pure for politics
>>61489714
Dude chill
Spiders are bro tier
>>61489714
he's trying to protect you from wasps and vampires
or crawl into your dick hole while you sleep and lay eggs
>>61489735
>muh fags
meh
>>61489728
I'm 5'9". Would you ask her to meet me?
who else /likestoruinhislifeandhealthbysleepingonlyaround3hoursaday/ ?
>>61489639
>>61489688
>>61489688
Half the time i hear buzzing when i turn the corner. Management is supposed to do something about them tomorrow
>>61489742
>Spiders are bro tier
>dad and two brothers have been bit by brown recluses
no
wew
![IMG_2370 [100706].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ss8zh2R.jpg "IMG_2370 [100706].jpg")
>>61489935
forgot pic
>>61488606
>>61488463
Actually got to catch a quick view of the Donald today; he flew into the airport I work at (I'm guessing on his way back from the UK)
>>61488756
Not that I disagree with Libertarians entirely, but a vote for Gary Johnson is pretty much a vote for Hillary in this election. Unless that's what you want...
>>61489923
I fluctuate between excessive sleeping (10-18 hours) to no sleep-3 hours.
>>61490003
mind if I save this picture?
going to a concert tonight lads
>>61490056
Any particular reason?
>>61490094
meme music?
>>61490094
what band
>>61490118
just to add to my trump collection
>>61490056
Should've asked nicer
Idiot.
>>61490143
>>61490147
motion city soundtrack no bully, it's their last tour and I never got to see them when I was younger. Should be fun desu
>>61487823
>Canada, United states, Mexico threads up constantly
>Obama says ONE thing that hasn't been voted on or will pass and people think it's real
I bet you faggots think you have power like /tv/ after that airplane incident
STOP MAKING CUM THREADS IT'S OVER IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>>61490204
YOU SAID WE WERE AN ACCIDENT,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE ONE
>>61490238
r*ddit
>three /cum/ threads
but which do I choose?
>>61490175
I don't see why not. Hell, I'm surprised someone on here even asked that question.
Someone left at my lab bench at work "do it for the memes" written on a sticky note. wat
i have mouth aids
>>61490348
Don't go to work tomorrow m8
>>61490348
don't disappoint the sticky note
>>61490204
>motion city soundtrack
don't even know who they are but since you said "no bully" I'm guessing they're some shitty pop punk or emo band
Still, hope you have fun anon!
>>61490463
pretty pop-punk but a lot more comfy than the norm, thanks senpai I sure will
can you make me not a loser so these job places call me back?
literally two call backs from scam-type insurances companies and thats it
>>61490348
Someone saw you shitposting on 4chan and is letting you know you're not alone.
Maybe it's a gril
seriously who the fuck is tom brady and why do people care about him
>>61490609
>everyone but me is getting call backs
>>61490609
where did you apply anon
>>61490732
hi
>>61490732
Handegg star
No fucking clue
>>61490847
is that him?
Is Ulysses around?
>>61490858
HE LIVES
Hey my man from the cold tundra
>>61490858
Hi
Why are cities so comfy?
>>61490835
on indeed and monster just searching part time, temp and entry level
>>61490348
Leave one for them that says, "don't let your dreams be memes."
Should I eat dinner before or after I jack off?
>tfw want to go to doctor to get something checked out but it's pointless because our medical system sucks
>>61491021
or don't
Today is my anniversary
6 years married
Time flies
>>61491084
who'd you marry?
ur mum?
hahahahahahaha
>>61491040
>Choosing
Are picnics even a thing anymore in the first world?
I havent seen as many australian posters recently
>>61490927
hi
>>61490936
hi
>>61491084
wow, is ur wife cute
>>61491104
I married a qt american girl from Florida
>>61491125
I havent seen many family picnics when I go to the park but usually there are school picnics and church picnics around
>>61491084
im 28 and have never been in an LTR
>>61491063
I just set up an appointment on Friday. What ails you?
>>61491144
how are you today?
>>61491140
Rangeban
>>61491144
Yeah, she's an angel.
>>61491140
Don't jinx it
>>61490732
You know wayne gretzky? He's that but in American footy
>>61491144
>>61491225
fuck off
>>61491310
Lmao no
>>61491205
numbness in one of my hands
i'd probably have to wait months to see a specialist who would tell me he doesnt know what's wrong
this has always been my experience with our medical system if it isn't something extremely cut and dry or life threatening
you basically have to be dying to get proper treatment here
>>61491310
no one gives a shit about gretsky beyond recognizing him as a hockey player, it seems to me wayne brady has a weird cult following
>>61491355
t.CIA
>>61491399
Dominic does it again!
>>61491225
im good how are you
>>61491476
CIA is an american hero
>>61491578
>>61491578
CIA is a faggot
>>61491649
kys
>>61491649
i implore you to inhale gas an expire
>Tfw you don't get incredible succ of dick
Randa, it's harder than I believed it would be
test
brady threads are always fucking shit
>>61492185
positive for autism
>>61492185
you failed, see you next year
>>61492194
Let it all out
>>61492194
Immediately ignored
hey guys, it's me!
>>61492264
nice proxy
Could this this be the most autistic handshake ever?
>>61487261
Let's rename /cum/ /nat/ for North American caucus.
>>61492185
>>61492284
>>61492321
I'm on the green island lad
>>61492398
Post pics of your vacation then
>>61492337
They said /cum/ is ded.
They said /cum/ would never make it.
They said /cum/ was forced.
/cum/ is real
Ever feel so dejected that you wanted to cry?
Every one at work dislikes me and I have no friends.
I'm already looking for another job just so I can start over, but I know that it'll end up the same.
>>61492457
Newgrange
>>61492487
lol me since kindergarten.
I've always been blamed on things that go wrong much more than other people for some reason. Must have something to do with my attitude.
I was let go from my last job because they suspected I was stealing paychecks when I had never even shown up late
>>61492185
>>61492284
>>61492487
Make a change at least
>>61492545
that's an old rock
>>61492337
what is this about
because i don't like it
>>61489091
This is actually really neat, nice
>>61492634
For you. Ancient people carved into this shit over 5000 years ago, wew
>>61492487
>Every one at work dislikes me and I have no friends.
Why lad
I'm generally not very likable but even I get along with pretty much all of my coworkers, I'm even friends with some of them
You just gotta try harder
>>61492337
had a silent giggle at this
>>61492706
Give me my lucky charms
Marching forward hypocritic
When I was young I thought the cash in a vending machine went underground to some guy who collects it and then presses a button to dispense your snack/beverage after reading your selection
>>61492774
I dont think they have them here ;_;
>>61492708
I just don't talk to people. I'm terrible at it and for some reason people start to ardently dislike you if you don't communicate with them.
It's a terrible feeling and being hated at work prevents me from achieving anything career wise, as I'm kept out of meetings and such. I just do what I'm told and that's it.
just did a wicked prank on my room mate lads
>>61492971
what'd you do, put the toilet paper roll on backwards?
you fucking maniac
>>61492971
DEVILISH CANADA
What was the prank?
>>61492925
Celtic graves?
>>61492971
good post
>>61492926
I didn't talk to my coworkers at first, and they were kinda rude about it, but eventually I realized I'd be around these people several days and I'd have to communicate with them wether I want to or not
It's worth it, trust me
Next time you go to work, just be friendlier
If people try to dick you about it, tell them you're trying to be a better person and if they give you shit for it tell them to fuck off
>>61493101
Is justin ok?
:(
>>61492998
>>61492999
he's back from the hospital and has an IV
i put some of my piss in it while he was sleeping
>>61493002
Yeah, more like christian celtic, earliest graves there were from the 7th century AD.
>>61492337
this only means one thing
more mexicans flooding into the US
Do you guys think JUSTin DUDEau actually smokes weed?
>>61492925
nice picture
>>61493221
you'd have to be on something to hold the political and social views he does
a sober mind doesn't think that way
Was South Park's Canadian Trump supposed to be a parody of Justin Trudeau
They said how they basically elected him of the memes and Trudeau was elected because of DUDE WEED LMAO
r8 my waifu I made
>>61493315
An awful person just like you
>>61493176
MANIACAL
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>>61493260
tbf I bet there are tons of American politicians on cocaine
>>61493315
that thigh
>>61493315
retarded
kys
>>61493315
fatty boombalatty
>>61493221
He said in an interview that he smoked once so yeah.
>that thigh
>>61493358
Yeah, rich white collar people love uppers tbf. In some of the rally videos I'm fairly certain trump is on some pills like amphetamines and shit.
>>61492337
>>61492337
>>61492337
Post your face when normies notice Canada-United States-Mexico make the word 'cum' and becomes viral internationally.
>>61493533
>>61493533
that would be cool
>>61493450
Trump has never taken drugs and I think he means it. Not even alcohol. This is probably true because he's a seventy-year-old man who is still able to hold two rallies a day on four hours on sleep.
>>61493533
>>61493641
>four hours on sleep.
*of sleep
>>61493533
might buy a new tent for camping this weekend lads... any suggestions?
>>61493533
embarassing
canadians explain yourselves
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/36512850
>>61493868
ENO Hammock.
>>61493868
You looking for a pre-made set-up or a do-it-yourself type?
Space for 1 or more?
*stands outside your window*
don't even bother checking. I'll be gone before you turn your neck and reappear as soon as you turn back.
>>61494054
hah i saw u
>>61493934
no bully
>>61494107
Hows the gf lah?
>>61494135
really makes you think
>>61494135
wow oh wow
>>61494135
Post more quebecoi culo.
>>61494136
what gf
>>61494220
The girl went camping with wasnt your gf?
>>61493934
>leafs
>important
wew
>>61494287
i never went camping hmm
>tfw about to fry up some tendies
